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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1099 replies and 149 files omitted.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30465
>>30463
>>30464
Fair point
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30467
30470
>everyone is kill
Goodnight
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30468
30472 30473 30475
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Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30470
30471
>>30467
nope
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30471
>>30470
Awww, but I wanted sleep
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
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No.30472
>>30468
Thank you
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
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No.30473
30474
>>30468
What I want to hear really is why you don't like me. I'll wait for that I guess.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30474
30476 30479 30588
>>30473
Well, for starters, you delet countless posts at your own discretion just because you feel like it, and you have a chronic habit of taking everything so personally that you even allow your shitty personality to leak into things as dandy as RPGs.
*goes to bed and unplugs computer*
MEYbI
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No.30475
30478 30501 30504 30753
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Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
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No.30476
30477
>>30474
Okay, is there a way to get over that? And what else?
Mrs. Sentry
DLwH9
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No.30477
30478
>>30476
You could start by not deleting/editing posts at your own convenience, and maybe we could learn to get along after that.
*Turns off phone*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30478
>>30477
Okay, but will you really give it a chance? And see >>30475 because I am dead serious when I say I do not understand your character (or you) at all.

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30479
>>30474
I know I have problems
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30485
30486 30565 30753
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Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30486
30487 30488
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>>30485
This is that damned part of year where the apartment complex switches the air-conditioner to a heat pump so it heats, and then the Schizophrenic weather changes and it can be 80 degrees inside for days at a time. It's miserable. Thankfully the weather is staying cold for now, but it happened the last two Decembers

Trumpaladin rides in to the scene on Gleaming Brass Dragonne, who herself would be a suitable respresentative for the group, as "For Those About to Rock" plays as he glides down. He dismounts and stands besides Fae, taking off his helmet, and showing his luscious hair.

"Greetings, Gentleman! Welcome to Port Barry!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30487
>>30486
This is spoken to the group as a whole, which would mean both the regulars and Sigmund
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30488
30490
>>30486
Ever one to make an entrance, and in standard form, Trump arrives and wows the crowd to sounds of awe.
"Well met Mr. Trump! I have been instructed by Baz to relay a bit of information. These youths have been selected to take part in a Football-exchange program. They are tasked with living in, working with, and experiencing Football in its natural habitat for a period to be determined, until such a time as they can be observed to know and can speak to Football freely and unrestrained. You may consider them 1st level hirelings, but without any of the leadership restrictions, since technically they're Baz'. As for myself I must speak at length with Taylor if she is available and not raping anyone for the moment. There is much to discuss with regard to her record contract, and already there have been requests for scheduling and events."
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30489
30490
"If everything proceeds within reasonable parameters of 'as planned', then these lads are the beginning of what will come to be known as the Spartan Football Team."
This is a big deal to the Spartans, they've never known another nation-state that was 'proper' enough to engage in any sort of competitive exchange or venture. Basically, they see Port Barry as maybe containing proper rivals.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30490
30492
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Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30491
30493
Thez <whooofs> to the scene.
"Sigmund! It's been too long,... WAY too long! How are the negotiations proceeding with my contract."
Sigmund eyballs her twice, and adjusts his glasses.
"Yes of course. Who are you exactly?"
T>"I'm,... Thez,... I sent,... Trump had,... mu contract."
"Miss, that was no laughing matter. I don't know how you happened to fabricate one of our contracts so effectively, but I can say that it was both an impressive and insulting forgery. You clearly have no respect for the amount of time and effort that goes into one of these arrangements to so whimsically attempt to defraud one, and our company has no interest in doing business with you, thank you!" He finishes in a huff.

Trump recalls the part where Baz indicated that "Only a player could possibly recognize or remember this contract." (referring to Thez')
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30492
30493
>>30490
"Wait, there's parties?" one of the youths pipes up, more of a shitpost than an actual question.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30493
30494
>>30492
"Oh yes, there are definitely parties. Drinking and merriment, and the game itself is a sort of merriment. But you must maintain your discipline during the game to win. In that regard it is no different than war."

>>30491
To Thez
"Is Baz not a player?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30494
30495 30496 30497 30533 30544
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>>30493
With that, the youths adopt a more formal stance, displaying that they do still have discipline.
>Baz
She would say "Who is Baz?", but at the moment she's been crushed. Basically, she's now realizing that even though the contract survived the reboot, no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20 (using live dice) on her performance check, which already has a +27 modifier, and thus her most magnificent improv concert essentially cease to exist. She also realizes that without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore.

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30495
30498 30525
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Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30496
30498
>>30494
Aww
*Pets Thez*
Mrs. Sentry
diiTn
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No.30497
>>30494
>without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore
[sympathetic mudpony noises]
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30498
30500
>>30495
One of the youths speaks up. "Sir, uhm, Mr. Trump? Our orders are to not return. We are not return until we know Football to such a degree that our time would be wasted. Baz sends us to understand Football to such a point that we may speak at length and without reservation of,... uhm,... I forget his name already, but he's the guy who you're always supposed to mention alongside Football. So we're supposed to learn to speak of Football, but not only speak of but BE Football, and until we are, we're definitely down for some nachos <appreciative murmurs> beer <moar> and revelry <almost cheering at this point>."
>>30496
Simplifying meta - If Trump were to press her for info, he would learn that Thez never met Baz in previous, so she would not know his name or designation. She did catch a glimpse of a tiny-fellow in a Halo suit (yes, oh yes) but never Baz and definitely not a squirrel with a bazooka.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30499
30501
*feeds birdies*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30500
30502
>>30498
"Oh you shall learn it alright, and the great Elway as well, for he is Football, and Football is He, now and Forever. Praise American"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30501
>>30499
See >>30475 and we're not done

Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30502
30503
>>30500
Sechs leads his way up to Trump "Shall I direct them to the Away team locker room?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30503
30504
>>30502
"But of course. Fae should accompany them, to give them the quickest of run downs. When they are settled in, they should probably see the city"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30504
30505
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Mrs. Sentry
diiTn
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No.30505
30507
>>30504
*moves in to feed the squealing birdie*
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30506
30507
Having said, I have no regrets; this is the world where - in a certain sense - Tracy does get with Flash Sentry. Xp
Also George Soros gets his shit cut off and BTFO.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30507
>>30506
Reeeeee

>>30505
We're settling this
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30509
>>30508
topkek

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30510
30531
>>30508
Nigger, do you have any idea how many of my posts I make while driving?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30511
30512 30514
LOL Trump and Tracy have almost the same dynamic now as Zeus and Hera. Xp
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30512
>>30511
>Trumpaladin is Zeus, a god with the power of getting any female pregnant in a single instance of intercourse
I am okay with this
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30513
30514
>>30508
Good luck on your tests
Mrs. Sentry
A009d
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No.30514
30515
>>30511
I guess I'd better step up the game then. Tracy has only killed two horses so far. Her would destroy entire countries out of jealousy, torture his children and drive his cohorts to suicide, and she'd do it all without Zeus noticing. I do base my Yandere writing theorems in part off of Greek mythology though.
>>30513
Thanks. I g2g now.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30515
30516
>>30514
You're saying that just to piss me off
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30516
30618
>>30515
I am, but it's true.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30517
30518 30519 30545
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Taylor eventually learns that there was a great reception to her performance and especially to associated news of the Emperor's demise. Her performance/appearance is greatly desired in the Grand Court (formerly Court City).
And cuz I'm bored here is a shitty recolor
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30518
30520
>stuck here for almost an hour, mobilefagging with borrowed phone
>>30517
Good for her.
>Tracy is reading about it in the Awoo News Paper
Does the Grand Court still hold any sort of centralizing authority in the continent, now that the Emperor is gone? Or are they just a bunch of uprooted nobles waiting to get their throats slit?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30519
>>30517
Btw, I've been meaning to ask, does The have any other classes besides Monk?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30520
30521
>>30518
In that it holds proprietary stewardship over the administration of the socio-economic structures of the involved nation-states, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30521
30522
>>30520
How do they enforce thier authority? What's the scope of their armies?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30522
30524
>>30521
They don't have an army, the court is entirely administrative. They don't deal in war, they've just been positioned to make some semblance of order over the world of Kefka's reign.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30523
And I still can't figure it out, what creatures can Tracy Command with her Paladin's Mount Ability? Does it really apply to all Ebil Outsiders, or just those few that would be listed as "fiends" in 5e?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30524
30526
>>30522
Has there been any word of instability now that the Freak is gone? Are they afraid of getting invaded?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30525
30527
Spoilered
>>30495

Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30526
30528
>>30524
They're not known for being freaked, though there is uncertainty how to proceed in Kefka's absence. A Steward has been appointed to oversee operations in the meantime, but that is more of a reflex action than a permanent arrangement.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30527
>>30525
Kek. I've been feeling like most of the creatures here would respond that way too. They're like Pacific Islanders: they don't know wtf "America" is, but they might be open to it if it gives them cool stuff and saves them from plagues.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30528
>>30526
I have the feeling that Kefka wasn't very much of an administrator by how he behaved. I imagine the court did most of the work, even if they're all just a bunch of butt-kissers.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30529
30530
Just to get a picture of them, how big are these birds?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30530
30532
>>30529
They're about 7' tall sitting, and they're pear-shaped
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30531
>>30510
After all the crap I've given my friends for texting while driving, I could never RIP if I died because I couldn't resist shitposting for a few minutes.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30532
>>30530
Adorable.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30533
30604
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>>30494
*holds thez*
you all notice his nose is pouring blood.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30534
30539
Are those phylacteries finished yet? If so, Tracy would've handed them to their respective users.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30535
30536
>>30077
Pretty much going with giant-sized this desu
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30536
>>30535
So fluffy!
*Pulls head out of bird's mouth and hugs it*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30537
30538
Can the Detect Magic spell detect magic items when they're not in use?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30538
>>30537
Actually, fug meta.
Tracy uses her wand on the Phylacteries to test if they've been enchanted properly.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30539
30541
>>30534
Phylacteries of what, specifically?

Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30540
30542 30604
"infernuis's head hurts."
"everything getting blurry."
*falls to the ground.*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30541
>>30539
The Phylacteries of Faithfulness that Tracy crafted earlier and had Infernius enchant: the football-shaped locket and a silver headband, both containing scrolls with the entirety of Mein Kampf and the Preachings of John Elway written very, very small, respectively.
This way, the character will know right away when they're doing something Jewish or less than 100% Football, so that they won't Fall by accident.

What did Thez ask Tracy about her scroll-scribing before for again?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30542
>>30540
*Plugs bull's nostrils, but doesn't bother dragging him to the entertron*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30543
How often do characters get a new Ability point? I want to know, so that I can decide whether or not to level Tracy up as an Assassin.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30544
>>30494
>no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20
That's actually really quite sad.. it's like rolling quints without getting checked... That recording contract seemed really important to her..
Not to mention they might've not even recognized her anyway, since those posters were made while she was half fiend.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30545
>>30517
How are communications managed in the empire? Do they use coded ciphers?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30546
*continues feeding birds, speaking to them in soft, deliberate phrases*
>Humidity makes every creature in the room extra fuzzy
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30547
30548 30604
*seizures*
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30548
30549
>>30547
*Begrudgingly drags bull to entertron after realizing that he's too dumb to heal himself*
Btw, I didn't see any Truth Domain under the listed Domain spells lists. What Domain's spells are you using?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30549
30550
>>30548
i haven't been using them.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30550
30551
>>30549
You should. Domain spells are literally god-tier.
Also, gib Blade Barrier scroll.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30551
30552 30555
>>30550
im gonna go with the travel domain, what you need a blade barrier scroll for?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30552
30553
>>30551
>Need
... I don't need it.. I want it..
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30553
30554
>>30552
for what reason?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30554
>>30553
It sounds like an awesome spell...
>tfw mudpony
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30555
30556
>>30551
Travel is pretty great.
What are Hitler's Domains?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30556
30557
>>30555
i was thinking travel for blitzkrieg and plant for the environmentalism aspect.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30557
30558
>>30556
Don't gods get three?
I imagine one of his would be war.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30558
30560
>>30557
there is no war domain in 3.5 it seems.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30559
but it is one in 5th.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30560
30561
>>30558
Yes there is. In fact, only War Clerics get proficiency in their favored deity's martial weapon as their Granted Power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Domains
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30561
30562
>>30560
war domain god-tier.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30562
30563
>>30561
They're all God Tier.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30563
30564
>>30562
some are better tan others.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30564
30566
>>30563
Well, in the end, it depends on what God your character worships.
Tay
IaGri
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No.30565
30571
>>30485
[Sneakily talks to sigmund]
Sigmund follow me.

Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30566
30567
>>30564
Clerics really do have the best Divine spells though.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30567
30568
>>30566
yea they do.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30568
30569
>>30567
Yeah, they don't get the same melee bonus as Paladin's but they can cause freaking Earthquakes once a day, not to mention that spontaneous Heal casting and channel power.
Druids are cool in their own way though, and Rangers can are always the best at whatever it is they've chosen to do.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30569
30570
>>30568
i gotta go for an hour be back later.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30570
>>30569
Same. Bye.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30571
30572
>>30565
That was super sneaky, but why?
Tay
IaGri
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No.30572
30573 30574
>>30571
I may have pissed off several people.

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