/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>30107
>Not cute
You can leave then.
Go write your speeches for the Spartans.

>>30107
"Oooopen your eyes, loook up to the skys and seeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy"

>>30108
Staph! Go brainwash your own birds.

>>30110
"Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low"

>>30109
First off, those are made up on the spot. Second, I need GM

>>30111
These are my birds

>>30110
She'll stab him, I swear.

>>30113
Link
>"Surely you know the lyrics"

>>30112
>my birds
Did you sit on them for two weeks? When she brought them back, you wanted to smash them.
Stop trying to make much birds into idiots.

>>30115
And yet I am their father. They like me the most anyways, since they both went to me after being hatched

>>30112
>>30110
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me"

>>30112
"Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeee
Tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>>30113
I'm suprised it hasn't happend before

>>30116
If these birds eat you, Tracy is going to be too hysterical to stop them, until it's too late.

*Feeds birds*

>>30118
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>>30119
"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!"

>>30119
Now you know how I feel about you poisoning the child with Jew mutagens and other weird shit

>eat me
Grappling the leg is a sign of affection

>>30120
"NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TO MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[angry farmboy noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stop messing up muh birds! I'll have her stab every one of you.

>>30122
"Any way the wind blows"

>>30122
>>30124
"We missed the second verse. We still need to sing it. Who's up for it?"

>>30123
*communicates that its fuggin hilarious in farm boy*

[2d20 = 25]
>>30122
*Stabs with Merciful dagger*
"Get out, you idiots!"
>>30124

>>30125
"me think we need to start over.*

>>30123
>>30127
"Bad Pony! Bad!"
*Sprays with water bottle*

>>30128
"Shit, you gotta point"

>>30127
"Owww oof my bones"

>>30131
"Might wanna retreat to a safer distance. A few feet further away in the stables. We'll just sing louder"

>>30131
>>30127
*shrugs off stab*
"drink some of this bones healing juice."

*closes stables' doors*
"Goodnight."

>>30134
Now we ain't left the stable

>>30133
"You gotta red pilled version of "hey Jude"?"

>>30132
"Youre probaly right"
>>30133
"Thanks bro"

>>30132
So help me, I'll have her hum the /mlp/ 4CC anthem every day to them if you do that.

>>30136
"no,the one local bard sang was terrible."

>>30138
What's the /mlp/ 4CC anthem?

>>30137
"So... we taken' it from the top, or a new song?"

>>30140
Torc runs out of the stable so he isn't stabbed
>remembers something
Torc takes a couple swigs of his scotch reserve flask
"AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE, JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR."
I fucking love the proclaimers

>>30137
>>30140
"torc know how to play accordian?"

>>30142
Torc halts his singing
"Remove kebab, another one rides the buse, what you thinking?"

"Well I wish I was in the land of Cotton! Old Times there are not forgotten!
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!"

Where is GM?

>>30145
GM is Kill

>>30143
"when me was in Serbia me hear great tune about removing ziggers."

*fastens earmuffs to birds*

>>30148
They need to learn these tunes somehow

>>30149
Not today. I don't want your autism to spread to them.

"Oh giiive me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antilop play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the sky is not cloudy all day."
>>30147
"Ahhh yes, Serbia Strong. One moment" Torc teleports to his cave and looks through some music while summoning an accordian
>>30148
I'm not doing this to influence birds, it because Torc has nothing better to do, and neither do I

>>30150
>Not wanting them to take after their Father's autism
... I'm... Hurt. Really hurt

[1d20 = 14]
>>30151
*stab*
Go do it someplace else.

[1d20 = 7]
>>30151
>summoning an accordian
Summon Instrument is a Bard sell, not a wizard spell.

>>30153
You closed the Stable doors

>>30150
THEN STOP FUCKING TRYING TO POISON THE CHILD BY EATING RANDOM WEIRD SHIT

"here is germaneigh national anthem in me timeline."

>>30153
"OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW ME HAGGIS"
>>30154
Its not like I'm using it for a boss fight, its just for shits and giggles

>>30154
*Summons a Mariachi Band*

At this rate, our shitposting will reach the density of a black hole if GM doesn't return with in an hour or so
>shit posts anyway

>>30156
oh yea i forgot to mention infernuis can speak Arabic but not German.

>>30160
Why not a German national language, like Turkish?

>>30161
Arabic is the German national language at this point.

>>30163
It's shitposting on a thread on the internet anon, don't take it too personally.

>>30162
But Turkish too

>>30163
While I agree with
>>30165
Just, fuck. Those poor birds.

>>30165
>>30162
>>30161
>>30161
Our ancestors are roling in the grave

"Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said."

>>30167
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REMOVE SANDNIGGERS FROM MY ANCESTRAL LAND!!

[3d20 = 41]
>>30168
*Stabs with Cane-Sword* (use poison)

>>30167
Oh God, now I'm triggered. Yesterday, I had to listen to a presentation in a legal seminar by a woman (student) who was breaking down crying as she was talking about how the English proficiency requirement in Naturalization tests was racist, and how evil it was that "whiteness" was central to the idea of being American for a long period of time

[4d20 = 26]
>>30171
Assumes flanking position with Boots. Quick Draws Suiboto
Breaks Cane Sword with Suiboto

Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash

>>30169
Thank you for the information
>almost arrested
I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump, that was a fun day.
>>30172
oh god I want to die
Why are people so retarded

>>30172
and these are the (((people))) we are letting in. but good news is trump has brought down the number of muzzies in the country.

Alright I gotta work tomorrow, so goodnight. Don't mess-up Tracy's birds.

>>30173
>>30171
"calm down ill move along."

>>30176
Good night

>>30175
>>30174
>I got the cops called on me for campaigning for Trump
Thank you for your service

Like she asked people in the class first to sum up America in one word, and she said that for most of history it was "whiteness." She went on talking about how assimilation was oppression. Not quite but almost crying. This was a white girl at a fairly high ranked law school talking about her paper for the class. Disturbing

>>30176
And now you know how I feel about the mutagens, Jew blood, anthropophagy and other shit
\r

>>30174
>almost arrested
i salute you sir.
>>30179
well shes not wrong america should be white.

>>30180
this.

>>30181
Yeah, when she would say things like "forcing immigrants to become more (culturally) Anglo" I felt like just saying "um, yeah. We want that"

>>30182
THANK YOU

>>30183
i'd be happy if america was a 100% white country

>>30185
inb4 le 56% meme

>>30185
I don't feel like the actual race is as necessary, but I definitely want an Anglo culture

We came here first, and we built this country

>>30187
i would feel that way too if i hadn't seen so many niggers chimp out over the smallest shit.
>We came here first, and we built this country
Fucking This.

Quick recap:
Birdies.
Peoples (delegation).
I've got tomorrow off, so as soon as I'm able, I'm gonna cinematic some sheeit. Sorry I died early last night, don't have time to catch up now.

>>30179
>>30181
Thanks. The cops came after the guy called (I was standing on the side walk infrount of his buiness by a voting site) realized the call was bullshit, and then promptly left.
>>30179
>pukes
>>30190
>prepares popcorn for cinematic

>>30192
See >>30180 >>30182 because it is important to me

Found a pic of torcuck.

>>30195
Nah, Torc isn't that kind of faggot (he's probably the least gay of this mix, tbh...); he's just terrified of contact with other sentient creatures because he's a 40+ year old cave-NEET.

>>30197
Kek

Is the gm here?

>>30199
I think he said he'd be busy today.

>>30200
Oh is Infernuis's player around?

>>30200
Do you have anything you could use to bind a minotuar?

>>30201
Idk. He'll show up sooner or later.
>>30202
>bind a Minotaur
My character recently invented duct tape... Idk if it was ever finished though.
Careful though. He belongs to Thez.

>>30203
Can i borrow some chain or the duct tape?

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>>30252
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[1d20 = 13]
>>30254
BREAK THESE FUCKING CHAINS

*backs away. Slowly. Quickly. Runs.*

[1d20 = 19]
>>30255
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[1d20 = 11]
>>30257
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30256

CHARGES TRUMP!