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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1099 replies and 152 files omitted.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30987
30988
>>30984
>>30986

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30988
30989 30990
>>30987
*awkward silence*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30989
30990
shrug.png
>>30988
>>30984
".... I thought it'd work."
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30990
30991 31007
>>30988
>>30989
*projectile vomiting resumes*
*eyes ears and nose resume bleeding*
*blood starts flowing through pores*
*seizing resumes*
*tongue bitten off*
*horn falls off*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30991
>>30990
*contemplates stealing horn, but restrains herself*
"Well, that's the best that my medical proffession can offer.. Good luck, Infernius."
*takes bull tongue because reasons*

Is GM still here?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30992
*grinds in holodeck*
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30994
30995 31007
Continues dying now with explosive diarrhea.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30995
>>30994
Reeeeeee! Don't get shit on the Elway shrine!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30998
31001
*polishes helmet*
*makes Shatter scroll*
*studies gauntlet diagrams*
*pours blood over mace*
*feeds birdies*
*grinds for feats on holodeck*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31000
31072
I'll ask again, why did Thez ask about scroll-crafting earlier?
Trumpaladin
KH16I
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No.31001
31002
>>30998
*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31002
31016
>>31001
[happy pony noises*
KH16I
?
No.31003
31005
>>30966
I'll tell you why the entertron won't fix it. It's because it is psychosomatic
\r
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.31004
31006 31008
>>30966
>Infernius is infected with a parasite
Oh...

Oh...

I think I know what it is
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31005
>>31003
That's what I thought..
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31006
31007 31008 31011 31012
>>31004
It can't be a physical parasite though, because Tracy already immolated his body. Detect Evil may reveal impure beings/spells within the body.
Maybe try, Break Enchantment?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31007
31011 31023
>>30981
Kek
>>30994
>>30990
Torc runs from this biological weapon while his faggot laughs his ass off
>>31006
10 shekels says it has something to do with him becoming a jew
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31008
31009
>>31004
>>31006
"te-tell Thez i-i love her."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.31009
31010 31011
>>31008
>He's alone in the room atm, unless Darkie is still there
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31010
31011
>>31009
*body goes limp*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31011
31013 31020 31072
>>31006
Well... Does the Entertron fail to resurrect all parasitic lifeforms inside of a host when the host's material is entered but the parasite's is not? If this is the case, then when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child, but did not resurrect it. So Tracy's child would be dead and Tracy no longer pregnant.

>>31007
That or cheating on Thez

>>31009
That's sad

>>31010
Trumpaladin approaches Inferius
"hey buddy"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31012
>>31006
>Break Enchantment
That's not a bad idea. That is a Paladin spell
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31013
31014
>>31011
"i- i cant feel my body."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31014
31015
>>31013
"yeah I think my girlfriend did something really drastic to it"
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31015
31017
>>31014
"trump my friend i need to tell you something."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31016
31020
>>31002
link
>"Little pony, are you intent on feeding and grinding and what have you all day?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31017
31018
>>31015
Moves closer to hear Infernius
"What is that, Infernius?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31018
31019 31021 31022
>>31017
"tell thez i love her, please trump."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31019
>>31018
"I will Infernius, I will. She knows though..."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31020
>>31011
>when Thez was casually killing the entire party for fun, she would have Killed tracy's child
This has been bothering me for a while, desu.. That time was the only time she ever died.. (I've acyually been extra cautious with her for that reason)
For that matter, would Blasphemy have even killed her, since she's ebil? I actually figured that Thez just one-shotted with a melee attack in the moment, while the utter foulness of "that phrase" had her stunned, although GM never specified that. Either way, she was out cold
>>31016
>'It matters what the faggot who controls this game throws at us'
*dodges virtual wrecking ball*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31021
31022
>>31018
*pokes with stick*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31022
31024 31026
>>31018
"Infernius... I don't think I've ever apologized to you for what I've done. I'm sorry.

I'm not going to lie to you and tell you I'm not the kind of guy to steal someone else's waifu, because I am. But I value our relationship far more than that. I value our friendship more than that. I value you. And I would not intentionally do anything to hurt you."

>>31021
*Pets proximate pony*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31023
>>31007
>with him becoming a jew
If it were that, wouldn't he have lost all his class abilities because of it too?
We don't have anyone who can cast Atonement, so he's fugged if that's the case.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31024
741.png
>>31022
Needs pic
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31025
*forges second helm*
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31026
31027 31028
>>31022
"i forgive you, trump im s-so cold."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31027
31029
>>31026
"D'aww"
Hugs Infernius
"What... what can I do to help?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31028
>>31026
*reappears, holding torch*
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31029
31030 31032
>>31027
"do we have a fireplace?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31030
31031 31032
>>31029
"We should, either in the library or the forge. I kept trying to get Tracy to stop wasting her time on those eggs and just put them in front of a fireplace, but she didn't listen"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31031
31034
>>31030
"c-could you help me there?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31032
31033 31034 31035
>>31029
"You'll die immediately if you leave the Entertron."
>>31030
"They needed a mother's care, not just heat."
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31033
31036
>>31032
"i feel like my blood is freezing."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31034
31036
>>31031
"Just a minute"
>>31032
"Why would he die if he left the entertron?"

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31035
>>31032
"They were eggs. You can literally leave them in an incubator"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31036
31037 31038 31040
>>31033
*holds torch closer*
>>31034
"He's been bleeding from every orifice for hours now. The only reason he hasn't shriveled up is because of the healing affect."
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31037
31039
>>31036
"tracy light me on fire."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31038
31039
>>31036
"Don't light him on fire"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31039
>>31037
>>31038
"Well, which is it?!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31040
31041
>>31036
"He should have a regenerating ring though. Does he have a regenerating ring?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31041
31042 31043
>>31040
I think he gave that back to Thez.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31042
31043
>>31041
"That was his engagement ring wasn't it? He needs that back"
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31043
31044 31045 31050
>>31042
>>31041
"only thing me have with me right now."
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31044
>>31043
"Then... I guess it's safe to take you out, and take you to the library"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31045
31048
>>31043
"Damnit Infernius, you ain't dying today."
What can Torc do in the way of detection spells?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31046
31047 31072
*makes True Strike Scroll*

Were we going to run the campaign today/tonight? Or should I make other plans?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31047
31051
>>31046
Are you trying to make a shatter spike? You know I have something that is vastly better, right?

I am not sure
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31048
31049
>>31045
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.31049
31050
>>31048
I need to think for once in my pathetic life
What am I looking for?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31050
31052
>>31043
Trumpaladin, who is technically speaking a healer, uses "Remove Disease" on Infernius

>>31049
No one knows
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31051
31055
>>31047
Did you ever take the Improved Sunder feat? Without the feat, it only functions as a +1 longsword, the feat is also a requirement for Blackguard.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31052
31055
>>31050
nothing happens.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31053
31054
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Detect_Chaos
Fuck it, I'll try this
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31054
31055 31057 31060
>>31053
As a Chaotic Cleric, his body radiates the aura normally.
Trumpaladin, try, detect Evil.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31055
31056
>>31051
GM explicitly stated Suiboto is a hell of a lot better than a shatterspike. In fact, he replied to one of your "Tracy crafts a shatter spike" with "or, you could just use the much better one Trump never uses"

>>31054
Sure

>>31052
Detect Alignment on Infernius, using Vanderiem's power so Trump doesn't expend a spell
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31056
31059
>>31055
I know that, but do you have the feat?
>Detect Alignment
Your character wouldn't think of that. Just start with Detect Evil.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.31057
31058
>>31054
i gotta go for a couple hours.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31058
>>31057
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
See ya'; 'till then.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31059
31061
>>31056
My character is saving his detect evil spells for something else...

No, I do not believe I have the feat
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31060
31062 31072
>>31054
>thows self off cliff
Can a chracter us a spell of a higher level, but then has to deal with penalties and shit for a while?
Also, what level clerical spels can Infernius use?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31061
31063
>>31059
You can cast Detect Evil unlimitedly.
Also, you should take the feat. Even if the sword worked without the feat, you'd still provoke attacks of opportunity whenever you tired to use it, meaning you could get your head cut off when you tried to sunder an enemy's weapon.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31062
31064 31072
>>31060
Idk. But might just be best to wait until Infernius/GM gets back.
Infernius can cast up to 8th level Clerical spells.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31063
>>31061
>Unlimited detect evil
Wait, really?
*casts detect evil, even though it will just reveal an evil presence... aaaannnnnnnnnnd it's Tracy
>>31061
>you'd still provoke attacks of opportunity whenever you tired to use it
We'll let GM expalin how Suiboto works
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31064
31065
>>31062
I was gonna wait, I'm just making a plan
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31065
>>31064
You could always prepare spells or scribe scrolls.
I g2g for a while.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31066
31067
okay, last question before I lay out my plan.
Is the parasite affecting Infernius's body or consiousness?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31067
31068
>>31066
We don't even know if there is a parasite
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31068
31069 31070
>>31067
Is it affecting his consiousness or body?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31069
31071
>>31068
We don't know. We do know that he is suffering physical efects, but those could be psychosomatic. We don't know if he has a parasite, and we don't know what it is infecting. Everything that could heal the body doesn't seem to work, so my guess is that if there is a parasite, it is either one that affects consciousness, or it is one that is not affected by healing - the only way that could happen is if Infernius is pregnant
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31070
31071
>>31068
He is suffering severe physical effects sort of similar to deadly influenza, but "remove disease" and the Entertron do nothing, suggesting he is not actually suffering from disease even though he clearly has the symptoms of it
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31071
31072
>>31069
>>31070
Well, I have an idea. It's either going to kill Torc or fix this mess.
I want run it by gm alone though.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31072
31073 31075 31076
>>30963
K.
Magic Missile
Ray of Enfeeblement
Continual Flame
Levitate
Lightning Bolt
Fireball
Cone of Cold
Wall of Force
Globe of Invulnerability
It is unknown how many charges the staff has, or how quickly they regenerate. Don't break it.
The Bracers are more ornamental than one's average 'functionally magic' bracers (they WERE made for Thez). They have very clear symbols and icons of contemporary shields, as well as a glass(steel) lens that duplicates the proportions of the shield its self on both pieces.
When in use, the shield is just out of arm's reach, though if it is lowered to the ground, it can be stood on as a stationary 'plate' (or crouched on and used for a sled if you find yourself going down a snow-covered hill).
>freezing
Oh is it freezing? You poor baby,... where I live its below freezing for the next 2-3 months. Xp
>>30966
Damn
>>31000
She hasn't said, she was just making sure you could.
>>31011
When THEZ was casually killing the party? I,... oh you were just incapacitated.
>>31046
I gotta work till 10:30p tonight
>>31060
No higher level spells, except scrolls (and u have to make a spellcraft check).
>>31062
I have to remind you,... the creation of scrolls is a magical item crafting. Meaning, you can't be scribing scrolls at the same time you're working on your singular item,....
>>31071
Oh boy
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31073
31074
>>31072
>oh boy
Prepare your flowcharts
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31074
31075 31077
dis.png
>>31073
>flowcharts

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31075
31081
>>31072
Looking at the wiki it's looking like Trollestia probably can't do what I really want her to do...

You do remember when Thez was casually killing the party with the Starlight Glimmer thing right? I was pissing her off by asking some question so she killed Infernius and Tracy and Me. I think this was very shortly after the Kefka battle, but I am not sure

>>31074
This
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31076
>>31072
>scrolls count as magick items
Okay, forget about that then.

Did Tracy bring back anything interesting from the bazaar?
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31077
31078 31080 31084
>>31074
Fine, prepare your fucking rule books.
But first I do need to know how that thing is affecting Infernius: mind or body?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31078
31079
>>31077
We don't know.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31079
31084
>>31078
Did I fucking ask you?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31080
31082 31083
>>31077
And how do you plan to determine that?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31081
31084
>>31075
He just said they were only incapacitated.
And it was before the Kefka battle.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31082
31088
>>31080
Magic n shite
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31083
31085 31088
>>31080
Did Trumpaladin's Detect Ebil pick up any malign auras from Infernius's body?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31084
31086 31088
>>31079
>>31077
We. Don't. KNOW.

>>31081
Sure, whatever
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31085
>>31083
This
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31086
31087
>>31084
I didn't ask you either
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31087
>>31086
GM is not going to metagame in the way you want him to. You're going to have to do trial and error just like all of the rest of us
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31088
31090 31091 31092 31094
>>31082
Fire away
>>31083
Yes. Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head.
>>31084
Babies aren't parasites, unless their parents are parasites. Xp
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31090
31093 31094
>>31088
>Yes. Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head
Oh Shit!

>babies aren't parasites
In the mammalian life cycle, the earliest stages are spent sucking blood and nutrients from a host with which it remains in prolonged contact, despite being a seperate organism. This meets the biological definition of a parasite
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31091
31093
>>31088
Okay, it is physical and not mental.
Can Torc use this spell?
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSwitch.htm