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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1099 replies and 137 files omitted.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30884
30885 30888
>>30879
Costly, personal (as opposed to professional), obnoxious, tempermental,... the most insufferable that the GM can readily and consistently evoke.
>>30880
Mage hand is ineffective for combat. Tracy has Lyra-esque hand-envy
>>30881
"I do miss claws, they are nice to have," Thez laments.
>>30882
You mean more stuff for you to not ever properly examine or ever use? How're your staffs doing? What are in all the pockets of that robe you casually gave away? What do the chopsticks actually do?
>frustrated GM noises
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30885
30888 30894
image.jpeg
Fucking Bolsheviks

>>30884
THERE IS STUFF IN THE POCKETS!

Trumpaladin giddily checks through pockets in the robe like a child on Christmas morning
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30886
30887 30888 30890 30892 30931
Also, Torc, do you want the Robe of Scintillating Colors? It's not as useful to Tracy as I thought it'd be, and there's no point in holding onto items she won't use.
>>30882
This.
Tracy has been searching for magic signatures with her Detect Magick wand.
>>30883
With Claw Hands, she could use a Hand Crossbow without shooting herself. Also, on top of her Death Attack, she could also contaminate her victims with horrible diseases. Victims might realize they've been poisoned, but the Incubation time for Slimey Doom is more than a day. Victims could be treated for poison, only to turn to cum from the inside out in their beds, having not realized they'd contracted the deadly disease.
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30887
30889
>>30886
If you do that, that's counting as an ebil deed you're giving up elsewhere
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30888
30891 30893 30894
>>30884
I will acknowledge I am an asshole
Will I change? Probally not because I'm to lazy too.
But I didn't mean that shit, I forgot to say Torc still wants that compass.
I need to learn to specify more.
But I also will inspect my shit if you really want me to
>>30886
The hell does scintillaniing mean?
But I'll take it.
>>30885
Go wild
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30889
>>30887
There is no upper limit to ebil, when it comes to Assassination.
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30890
30893
>>30886
Doesn't he have wizard stealth though?
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30891
>>30888
>I finally got trips
>and I wasted them
Why do I bother anymore?
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30892
30895
image.png
>>30886
But what if I wanted it...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30893
30898 30900
the power of cage compels you.gif
>>30888
>The hell does scintillaniing mean?
pic
>>30890
The robe isn't for stealth, it's for partial concealment. It was ufeful to Korak because he used gunz.
Anyway, I didn't feel like holding onto things she's not going to use. I'll give up on that, and look for items that can help her flank enemies or make sneak attacks.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30894
30899 30900
>>30885
That's meta, you'll find out later. You're already wearing a suit and full-plate, you wouldn't put a worn trenchcoat covered in zippers over that.
>>30888
Sorry, I'm picking on you about item respect because you're the least guilty. You do have cool stuff though, and I have back-story for lots of it.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30895
30896
>>30892
You wanted the robe of pockets, didn't you?
I'll gladly give it to you for dem bootz though.
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30896
30897 30916
>>30895
These boots are like the best item I have after Vanderiem though. I think they can even be used mounted (if the mount is on the ground). Also, why you gib to torc for free but I have to pay high? Reeeee
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30897
>>30896
I wanted le ebin Sneak Attacks..
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30898
30900 30901 30902
>>30893
Essentially, the robe of shiny colors gives bonuses to dodge and bluff when the partial concealment is engaged. The character can get up to 50% concealment, giving a +2 to armor class, as well as contextual techniques.
KH16I
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No.30899
>>30894
You wouldn't wear a trench coat over a set of plate arm out over a full suit. I wear a heavy jacket in doors every month of the year except July and August. I need pockets. And waifu just gave away robe...
*sad Paladin noises*
\r
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30900
30902 30903 30910
>>30894
Yeah, I do wanna know more about the pistols for sure
And I guess Torc's staves and the spooder ring
And also, the fuck is an ear cuff?
>tfw I've asked about stuff before and GM wasn't on
>>30893
>sparkling or shining brightly
I wish I could say I know how to use that effectivly...
>>30898
What color is it?
Torc make be etting some new clothes...
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30901
30904
>>30898
WHAT'S IN THE POCKETS!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30902
>>30898
Ugh, now I don't want t give it up anymore..!
>>30900
If you don't want to use it, I can still use it. It stacks with Tracy's smoke concealment.
I just didn't want to feel like a loot whore, since I never got the chance to use it...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30903
30906
>>30900
>What color is it?
EVERY color.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30904
>>30901
>infinite pocket
>infinite time needed to check them all
>99% lint
>99% of infinity is still infinity
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30905
30931
What does Tracy find at the bazaar?
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30906
30909 30915
>>30903
>rainbow
GAYYYYYYYY
Also clashes with Tartan
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30908
30909
>>30907
Suit yourself then (pun intended). Tracy has no problem looking like an electrified fruitcake for a few minutes.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30909
>>30908
meant for >>30906

Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30910
30913
>>30900
>shiny
When idle, its a non-reflective black, almost like velvet or suede.
>(g)ear cuff
That's worth mentioning, especially with recent events. On the "inside", as in the part that makes contact with flesh, its polished and clear-laquered silver. On the outside, its a series of very fine and alternating-width gears and sprockets. It is as though the surface of the device contains a small but still-oversized for the given space dimensional pocket and has installed a gearbox. Near the bottom, it literally says (and has the whole time: Made in Krenshal blur-blur)
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30911
30912
king-ernie-reflects-on-all-the-pimps-he-had-to-20077599.png
I need some more rich enemies to steal from, pronto...
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30912
>>30911
*cough* Dragons *cough*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30913
30914 30916
>>30910
Nope, taking it. Should go decenty with a kilt.
>dimensional pocket
Nice
>(g)ear cuff
Fuck, have I seriously been getting that wrong?
KH16I
?
No.30914
>>30913
Reeeeee! Gib back to pony
\r
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30915
30917
ornate.png
>>30906
Pic is an ornate ear-cuff, imagine that steam-punked the fuck out.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30916
30917
>>30896
I don't think they can be used while mounted, because they'd have to transport the mount too.
What would it take to craft those, btw? I can't find them on the list of magick items.
>>30913
Reee! No take-backs. I feel like a whore for not wanting to give it...
Okay...
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30917
30919 30923
>>30915
I have that written down as blinking, is it both?
Also, nice.
What about the guns? iirc they shot ice or something like that.
>>30916
Torc will enchant shit for Tracy in return

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30918
30920 30931
So, does she find anything?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30919
30921 30922
>>30917
Just let her use it again, if she needs to do a major battle. I've been running her without armor to keep her speed up while mounted, and that robe was actually her best defense, despite never being used.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30920
30931
>>30918
At the bazaar*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30921
>>30919
Okay, that works
Anonymous
KH16I
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No.30922
30924 30925
>>30919
If she's doing a major battle the odds of her being mounted are reasonably high. If anything, it should be Tracy's general use for her normal Rogue-stealth work, and then transferred to Torc to help him during battles
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30923
>>30917
No, its Blinking (as per the ring, but not a ring). It utilizes variant volume and geometry to make infinitely tiny spaces mechanically functional.
>Ice guns
Not much else to say about those, beyond the crazy-custom pics and descriptions of opulence and design. They appear as a top/bottom-barreled pistol, except the top barrel is actually the bullet-forming process condensed into a barrel-shape/size. The bullet rounds ARE ice, and the method of propulsion is unclear.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30924
30926
>>30922
>Rogue-stealth work
That's not what it's for. It's made to make the user harder to hit her vitals while observed. When stacked with improved Evasion, Improved Uncanny Dodge, on top of her Smoke Concealment, it makes for a fine suit of armor.
For a rogue like Korak, it allowed him to use bluff checks to make sneak attacks with his guns while observed.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30925
>>30922
I like that proposition though... It's her ultimate shield, without any armor.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30926
30927 30929
img-2891501-1-excited-MLP-Fluttershy-Canttalksqueaking.jpg
>>30924
>mfw someone read through the unecessarily detailed scene/strategy you autistically put together and got it entirely
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30927
30928
>>30926
Yay!
Hey, could the cane-sword's Gust of Wind be used to extend the reach of her Smoke Cone?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.30928
30930 30932
>>30927
No, it would more rapidly disperse it.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30929
9ZQQp0a.jpg
>>30926
I studied the item catalogs pretty autistically..
I fucking love magick items man. It's the best part of being a Rogue: stealing all the cool shit.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30930
>>30928
Aww..
>is glad he didn't just try it during battle.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30931
30939
1432561__safe_artist-colon-quiet-dash-victories_rainbow dash_rarity_oc_absurd res_building_city_cloud_door_female_flying_magic_manehattan_mare_pegasus_.jpeg
>>30920
>>30918
>>30905
>>30886

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30932
30933 30936
>>30928
I have a really awkward question for Trollestia, but I wonder if I should save it until after the Football Game until the next day in game time
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30933
30934 30936
>>30932
Although it's exactly the kind of question that would piss GM off
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30934
30935
BGVdfjgCcAE9csT.jpg
>>30933
Is it worth it?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30935
Sterling-Hayden-as-General-Jack-D-Ripper.jpg
>>30934
"...I know I'll have to answer for what I've done. And you know what? I think I can"
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30936
30937
>>30932
>>30933
e_6
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30937
30938
1048874__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_eyebrows down_female_floppy ears_frown_pony_show accurate_simple background_solo.png
>>30936
Actually, I'm scared to ask. I'll wait until more in game time has passed...
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30938
>>30937
Damn is she perfect though. I'll still ask her
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30939
30940
>>30931
It's past one O'clock, so I'm hittiong the hay.
Whether or not Tracy manages to find anything at the bazaar, she then goes back to the tower, feeds her birds, tucks them in to bed, and then grinds for the Mobility Feat.

goodnight
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30940
30941
images (1).jpg
>>30939
But she needs to go with Husbando to the Game as his date...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30941
30942
>>30940
>checked one more time before sleep
Sure, she does that then.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30942
30944
>>30941
*Happy Paladin noises*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30944
30945
>>30942
But the moment he's cheering at the end of the game she kidnaps him and drags him off to who knows where, for some crazy fantasy kink that makes Space Cowboy look like missionary.
Goodnight.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30945
30946
>>30944
reeeee
Not if she's fucked in the suite during half time
I'd completely believe she'd have the stamina to do it anyways
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30946
30947 30948 30949
>>30945
He has the Endurance feat: if she can't be matched to death, she can't be fucked to death either.
*unplugs computer*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30947
>>30946
Marched*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30948
>>30946
>she can't be fucked to death
Challenge accepted

*Attempts to kill horse through excessive number of orgasms*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.30949
>>30946
She may be nine times bigger than him in full cauchemar form, but in pony form, he's more than twice her size
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30951
30952 30959 30960
1504921753199.png
>tfw you are dying and all of your friends go shoping.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30952
30954
>>30951
Why is he dying again?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30953
30960
20171208_064900.jpg
So fucking cold outside.

Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30954
30955
>>30952
Cant say it would spoil it.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30955
30956
>>30954
He's the healer.
Wut do?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30956
30957 30961 30966
>>30955
again i cant say. ask thez maybe or give him a voodoo potion.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30957
30958
>>30956
What can the potion do that the Entertron can't?
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30958
>>30957
dunno.
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30959
30960
>>30951
Well, as long as he stays in the Entertron he'll be fine. He is bleeding from his eyeballs though.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30960
30961
>>30953
Yer fucked m8
The snow has you now
>>30951
Torc doesn't know that
>>30959
Apparently my posts didn't go through because my wifi went out.
What does Torc find out when he inspects the staves?
Anonymous
S7C0i
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No.30961
30962 30963 30967
>>30956
I'm still working out how to even figure out what's wrong with him (in character). I've got most of it sorted, I just need a few more details. Don't worry though, we've got a piece of him just in case he's obliterated.
>>30960
The Staff of Transmutation is pretty basic, but Torcuil discovers that the spells coded into the Staff of Power regenerate over time.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30962
30963
>>30961
*vomits snow*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30963
30964 31072
>>30961
Nice, but can I get a reminder on those spells?
And I guess the last one for today is the Bracer sheild thingy.
>>30962
>its supposed to get down to freezing the next couple days
I want to die
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30964
30965
>>30963
you lucky fucks are gonna miss the snow.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30965
>>30964
Yeah but I get freezing rain, not as intresting/fun to pelt kids with


Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30966
30968 31003 31004 31072
843507__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blood_collar_mirror universe_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas cage.png
My guess is that he's got some kind of parasite/possession/brain-condition that the entertron couldn't purge because it was alive
>>30956
*goes to infirmary and picks up a syringe with a lethal dose of morphine, and a few other ambiguous drugs*
*injects bull* (he won't die from it when he's in the entertron, but it should boost his Concentration, lessen the pain and make him easier to diagnose)
*Casts Eagle's Splendor to make him articulate*
"What's your problem, drama queen? Where does it hurt?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30967
>>30961
Did Tracy manage to find anything at the bazaar?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30968
30969 30970
>>30966
"head,throat,eyes,ears, my body is numb."
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.30969
30971
>>30968
Torc appears
"Head, shoulders, knee, and toes?
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30970
30971
686348__explicit_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anatomically correct_bipedal_female_monochrome_nudity_nurse_pony_pubic fluff_pu.jpg
>>30968
"When did this bullshit start?"
*stabs with empty syringe*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30971
30972 30973
>>30969
>>30970
"This morning."
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30972
>>30971
Is there a spell Torc could use for this shit?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30973
30974
834543__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_dark mirror universe_mirror universe_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_solo.png
>>30971
"Have you tried using magic to diagnose it? Commune? Status? Divination? Deathwatch?" (she knows about your spells, because she was trying to make items)
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30974
30975
>>30973
"Hitler said Football."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30975
30976
>>30974
"Hmmm.. That's odd.. I thought he was a divegrass fan... Did he say anything else? You've got spells to tell what he wants, right?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30976
30977 30978
>>30975
"I think."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30977
30979
>>30976
"Well, try one before the mmorphine wears off."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30978
>>30976
*pokes with needle*
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30979
30980 30981
>>30977
"Me feeel so warm."
Tries to talk with hitler or football
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30980
30982
>>30979
*pokes with sword*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30981
30983 30984 31007
ubud12.jpg
>>30979
>Tracy's patience runs out as her faggot runs out of MD reacyion images
"I'll show you warm..!"
*leaves and returns with a gallon of gasoline*
*castrates bull*
*covers bull in gasoline and burns him to smithereens*
*throws severed balls back into entertron, to grow a new Infernius*
"Feel better yet?"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.30982
30983 30985
>>30980
"Hey tracy me sorry for punching you,me still want to be your friend."
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30983
>>30981
>>30982
... oops..
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30984
30986 30987 30989
>>30981
*glares*
*silence*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30985
>>30982
"Haha.. Yeah.. Sorry for losing my patience right there.. Let's call us ~even?" *voice breaks a bit*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.30986
30987
>>30984
"... I'll take that as a no..
Can you cast yet?"