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>>30879Costly, personal (as opposed to professional), obnoxious, tempermental,... the most insufferable that the GM can readily and consistently evoke.
>>30880Mage hand is ineffective for combat. Tracy has Lyra-esque hand-envy
>>30881"I do miss claws, they
are nice to have," Thez laments.
>>30882You mean more stuff for you to not ever properly examine or ever use? How're your staffs doing? What are in all the pockets of that robe you casually gave away? What do the chopsticks actually do?
>frustrated GM noises Fucking Bolsheviks
>>30884THERE IS STUFF IN THE POCKETS!
Trumpaladin giddily checks through pockets in the robe like a child on Christmas morning
Also, Torc, do you want the Robe of Scintillating Colors? It's not as useful to Tracy as I thought it'd be, and there's no point in holding onto items she won't use.
>>30882This.
Tracy has been searching for magic signatures with her Detect Magick wand.
>>30883With Claw Hands, she could use a Hand Crossbow without shooting herself. Also, on top of her Death Attack, she could also contaminate her victims with horrible diseases. Victims might realize they've been poisoned, but the Incubation time for Slimey Doom is more than a day. Victims could be treated for poison, only to turn to cum from the inside out in their beds, having not realized they'd contracted the deadly disease.
>>30886If you do that, that's counting as an ebil deed you're giving up elsewhere
>>30884I will acknowledge I am an asshole
Will I change? Probally not because I'm to lazy too.
But I didn't mean that shit, I forgot to say Torc still wants that compass.
I need to learn to specify more.
But I also will inspect my shit if you really want me to
>>30886The hell does scintillaniing mean?
But I'll take it.
>>30885Go wild
>>30887There is no upper limit to ebil, when it comes to Assassination.
>>30886Doesn't he have wizard stealth though?
>>30886But what if I wanted it...
>>30888>The hell does scintillaniing mean?pic
>>30890The robe isn't for stealth, it's for partial concealment. It was ufeful to Korak because he used gunz.
Anyway, I didn't feel like holding onto things she's not going to use. I'll give up on that, and look for items that can help her flank enemies or make sneak attacks.
>>30885That's meta, you'll find out later. You're already wearing a suit
and full-plate, you wouldn't put a worn trenchcoat covered in zippers over that.
>>30888Sorry, I'm picking on you about item respect because you're the least guilty. You do have cool stuff though, and I have back-story for lots of it.
>>30892You wanted the robe of pockets, didn't you?
I'll gladly give it to you for dem bootz though. >>30893Essentially, the robe of shiny colors gives bonuses to dodge and bluff when the partial concealment is engaged. The character can get up to 50% concealment, giving a +2 to armor class, as well as contextual techniques.
>>30894You wouldn't wear a trench coat over a set of plate arm out over a full suit.
I wear a heavy jacket in doors every month of the year except July and August. I need pockets. And waifu just gave away robe...
*sad Paladin noises*
\r
>>30894Yeah, I do wanna know more about the pistols for sure
And I guess Torc's staves and the spooder ring
And also, the fuck is an ear cuff?
>tfw I've asked about stuff before and GM wasn't on>>30893>sparkling or shining brightlyI wish I could say I know how to use that effectivly...
>>30898What color is it?
Torc make be etting some new clothes...
>>30898Ugh, now I don't want t give it up anymore..!>>30900If you don't want to use it, I can still use it. It stacks with Tracy's smoke concealment.
I just didn't want to feel like a loot whore, since I never got the chance to use it...
What does Tracy find at the bazaar?
>>30907
Suit yourself then (pun intended). Tracy has no problem looking like an electrified fruitcake for a few minutes.
>>30900>shinyWhen idle, its a non-reflective black, almost like velvet or suede.
>(g)ear cuffThat's worth mentioning, especially with recent events. On the "inside", as in the part that makes contact with flesh, its polished and clear-laquered silver. On the outside, its a series of very fine and alternating-width gears and sprockets. It is as though the surface of the device contains a small but still-oversized for the given space dimensional pocket and has installed a gearbox. Near the bottom, it literally says (and has the
whole time: Made in Krenshal blur-blur)
I need some more rich enemies to steal from, pronto...
>>30910Nope, taking it. Should go decenty with a kilt.
>dimensional pocketNice
>(g)ear cuffFuck, have I seriously been getting that wrong?
>>30913Reeeeee! Gib back to pony
\r
>>30906Pic is an ornate ear-cuff, imagine that steam-punked the fuck out.
>>30896I don't think they can be used while mounted, because they'd have to transport the mount too.
What would it take to craft those, btw? I can't find them on the list of magick items.
>>30913Reee! No take-backs. I feel like a whore for not wanting to give it...Okay...
>>30915I have that written down as blinking, is it both?
Also, nice.
What about the guns? iirc they shot ice or something like that.
>>30916Torc will enchant shit for Tracy in return
So, does she find anything?
>>30919If she's doing a major battle the odds of her being mounted are reasonably high. If anything, it should be Tracy's general use for her normal Rogue-stealth work, and then transferred to Torc to help him during battles
>>30917No, its Blinking (as per the ring, but not a ring). It utilizes variant volume and geometry to make infinitely tiny spaces mechanically functional.
>Ice gunsNot much else to say about those, beyond the crazy-custom pics and descriptions of opulence and design. They appear as a top/bottom-barreled pistol, except the top barrel is actually the bullet-forming process condensed into a barrel-shape/size. The bullet rounds ARE ice, and the method of propulsion is unclear.
>>30922>Rogue-stealth workThat's not what it's for. It's made to make the user harder to hit her vitals while observed. When stacked with improved Evasion, Improved Uncanny Dodge, on top of her Smoke Concealment, it makes for a fine suit of armor.
For a rogue like Korak, it allowed him to use bluff checks to make sneak attacks with his guns while observed.
>>30926Yay!
Hey, could the cane-sword's Gust of Wind be used to extend the reach of her Smoke Cone?
>>30927No, it would more rapidly disperse it.
>>30926I studied the item catalogs pretty autistically..
I fucking love magick items man. It's the best part of being a Rogue: stealing all the cool shit.
>>30928I have a really awkward question for Trollestia, but I wonder if I should save it until after the Football Game until the next day in game time
>>30932Although it's exactly the kind of question that would piss GM off
>>30934"...I know I'll have to answer for what I've done. And you know what? I think I can"
>>30936Actually, I'm scared to ask. I'll wait until more in game time has passed...
>>30937Damn is she perfect though. I'll still ask her
>>30931It's past one O'clock, so I'm hittiong the hay.
Whether or not Tracy manages to find anything at the bazaar, she then goes back to the tower, feeds her birds, tucks them in to bed, and then grinds for the Mobility Feat.
goodnight
>>30939But she needs to go with Husbando to the Game as his date...
>>30940>checked one more time before sleepSure, she does that then.
>>30942But the moment he's cheering at the end of the game she kidnaps him and drags him off to who knows where, for some crazy fantasy kink that makes Space Cowboy look like missionary.
Goodnight.
>>30944reeeeeNot if she's fucked in the suite during half time
I'd completely believe she'd have the stamina to do it anyways >>30945He has the Endurance feat: if she can't be matched to death, she can't be fucked to death either.
*unplugs computer*
>>30946>she can't be fucked to deathChallenge accepted*Attempts to kill horse through excessive number of orgasms*
>>30946She may be nine times bigger than him in full cauchemar form, but in pony form, he's more than twice her size
>tfw you are dying and all of your friends go shoping.
>>30952Cant say it would spoil it.
>>30955again i cant say. ask thez maybe or give him a voodoo potion.
>>30956What can the potion do that the Entertron can't?
>>30951Well, as long as he stays in the Entertron he'll be fine. He is bleeding from his eyeballs though.
>>30953Yer fucked m8
The snow has you now
>>30951Torc doesn't know that
>>30959Apparently my posts didn't go through because my wifi went out.
What does Torc find out when he inspects the staves?
>>30956I'm still working out how to even figure out what's wrong with him (in character). I've got most of it sorted, I just need a few more details. Don't worry though, we've got a piece of him just in case he's obliterated.
>>30960The Staff of Transmutation is pretty basic, but Torcuil discovers that the spells coded into the Staff of Power regenerate over time.
>>30961Nice, but can I get a reminder on those spells?
And I guess the last one for today is the Bracer sheild thingy.
>>30962>its supposed to get down to freezing the next couple daysI want to die
>>30963you lucky fucks are gonna miss the snow.
>>30964Yeah but I get freezing rain, not as intresting/fun to pelt kids with
My guess is that he's got some kind of parasite/possession/brain-condition that the entertron couldn't purge because it was alive>>30956*goes to infirmary and picks up a syringe with a lethal dose of morphine, and a few other ambiguous drugs*
*injects bull* (he won't die from it when he's in the entertron, but it should boost his Concentration, lessen the pain and make him easier to diagnose)
*Casts Eagle's Splendor to make him articulate*
"What's your problem, drama queen? Where does it hurt?"
>>30961Did Tracy manage to find anything at the bazaar?
>>30966"head,throat,eyes,ears, my body is numb."
>>30968Torc appears
"Head, shoulders, knee, and toes?
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose?"
>>30968"When did this bullshit start?"
*stabs with empty syringe*
>>30971Is there a spell Torc could use for this shit?
>>30971"Have you tried using magic to diagnose it? Commune? Status? Divination? Deathwatch?" (she knows about your spells, because she was trying to make items)
>>30974"Hmmm.. That's odd.. I thought he was a divegrass fan... Did he say anything else? You've got spells to tell what he wants, right?"
>>30976"Well, try one before the mmorphine wears off."
>>30977"Me feeel so warm."
Tries to talk with hitler or football
>>30979>Tracy's patience runs out as her faggot runs out of MD reacyion images"I'll show you warm..!"
*leaves and returns with a gallon of gasoline*
*castrates bull*
*covers bull in gasoline and burns him to smithereens*
*throws severed balls back into entertron, to grow a new Infernius*
"Feel better yet?"
>>30980"Hey tracy me sorry for punching you,me still want to be your friend."
>>30982"Haha.. Yeah.. Sorry for losing my patience right there.. Let's call us ~even?" *voice breaks a bit*
>>30984"... I'll take that as a no..
Can you cast yet?"