Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27350Shit, if you want to try talking to him, go ahead
>>27350fuck you, dont put him in there.
>>27350Drow have crazy magic resistance, but feel free to help.
>>27352WOO HOO
>>27355Does he have bullet resistence?
>>27353But what if I kill him, then revive him?
>>27356>>27349Fug it then.
Tracy kisses both of her eggs, wheels the body-cast into the Entertron, and wakes-up Darkie.
"Good morning, sunshine. How was the trip?"
>>27356He's still at Ben's place.
>>27358>kill himAlready did that. Waste of time.
>>27353We need to revive him. Should have done that yesterday
>>27361He doesn't afraid of anything
>>27363That is not what I fucking asked
Trumpaladin joins the Blue One.
He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
>>27364True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
Does anyone in the party have acid?
>>27368*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
>>27369Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
>>27370Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then
Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.
I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
GM, is there anyway that spell resistance can be overcome?
>>27371Thanks mate
>>27372To overcome spell resistance is 1d20 + Caster level
>>27372Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
>>27371it was gone by the time i got there.
[1d20+15 = 22]>>27373Infernius is the backup if I fuck up this roll
May kek have mercy on me
>>27374Cleric spells level 2
>>27374Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
>>27376>>27377You know he's miles away right?
>>27381im at bens im not that far.
>>27382Far enough, depending on what you are needed for
>>27378Zone of truth is an area
Well, no magic, so I am fucked unless you need him shot
>>27384You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
>>27385Well, neither of us really passed that roll
>I am fuckedOkay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane >>27386dont waste it ill detect lies on him.
>>27387That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
>>27389Fuck using Tracy or Thez.
Get Trollestia with a banana
>>27390I'll grant you Trollestia is pretty scary but I'm not sure this guy can be scared
>>27391Is Darth Infernius going to try to seduce him?
>>27392why dont you have one of your countless do it?
>>27393>have one of my waifus do itWell, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
Since GM is dead, I'm leaving.
See y'all tomorrow
Fug. Sorry fam, but Im lit falling asleep at the keyboard. I thought i was gonna be ready/able, but I seem to have over-extended myself.
>>27390>>27393>>27394Actually, there's at least a chance this guy isn't into beastiality, so it may be worth having Thez - who is half-elf and actually humanoid - try it
>>27397infernuis would sooner fuck him before he would let himself be cucked again.
I thought i would - hoped even/ratjer - to have been more readily responsive, but I'm drwing a blank here. I don't want to waste any (more) time, so I goota ask: where does everyone wanto to be when i can better "be here" to engage?
>>27398No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
Part of me wants to suck it up and keep going, but I know my ingenuity is compromised, and at best I can do a C+ effort. With all that's gone one, you guys deserve a better show.