Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27299You will when I finish cooking
>>272983D elves/dwarfs are not important.
Does this look like her?
>>27303>Red headI think that places her firmly in the "Danger Zone" on the Hot-Crazy chart
>>27304Idk. She's half wood-elf, so that a normal color for them.
Then again, idk how crazy the average wood elf girl is... Alright, I'm pretty much good to go from here on out.
>>27305IDK about the piercings,... or the suspenders
>>27304Def crazy
>>27303Nice, but dainty. She's not
BTW, I appreciate all the effort, but all you're doing is feeding the ego of my dissociative identity,... Xp
>>27308>>27304nah definitely marriage material.
Alright, where are we and what the hell are we doing tonight?
>>27311Well last I checked, Tracy was working on a plethora of magical items, Infernius was just getting to Ben's shop, Torcuil was contemplating several items (including Lich-dom) and Trump was,.....
>>27313I alredy said no to the Lich-dom, but I am trying to think of some new shit for Torc
>>27313Tracy ordered one of the Gestapo (temporally put under her command by admiral Torcuil) to bring her the equipment that was confiscated from Darkie. What did he bring back?
*polishes eggs*
>>27313>>27314torc was going to get lennos help making a curb club.
>>27316Uh, what is it? Torc is still happy with his fully body kilt, but that may be changing soon...
Maybe, but he will always have a normal kilt
>>27317I haven't forgotten, I'll do it before the night is over
>>27314Yes, you
said that,....
>>27315Rapier of Puncturing +2, Throwing Short Sword +3
>>27317e_e Yes, I saw that,... I was hoping to avoid speaking about it
>>27313Trumpaladin has procured a pearl from Tracy, and casts "Owl's Wisdom" on it
If there is a way to get another level 2 Paladin spell inTrumpaladin also takes a stone
Or Football and calls upon Elway to bestow upon it his favor
>>27320Sweet.
*Adds to bag* (unless a certain Paladin needs it that badly)
>>27322You really want to try and carry around a curb e_e
>>27322This.
Also, what are my choices for items to increasing Torc's strength. Not to Trump and Infernius levels, but regular levels so he can use his sword decently.
>>27324Not a full curb, more like a 2-3 foot section is what I envisioned
>>27324i need a portable curb if i want to curb stomp faggots jews and ziggers.
>>27324Can clund be made of concrete/stone?
I agree though: he should work on his deity's favored martial weapon first, since that's what he's actually proficient in.
>>27325You have two guns and an absolutely insane list of spells, why do you want to use a sword?
>>27325Uhm,... Infernius just dropped to on you, and one of them doesn't eat you.
>>27326Define curb stomp
>>27327You're not helping
>>27323No claim. Do you have the "weapon finesse" feat, because that would allow you to use your plus 4 dexterity modifier on the rapier or a whip
Alright, math time to prove this isn't completely unreasonable
It is but I dont careAverage curb height: about 5 inches
Assuming the club is square in heigth and width: 5in x 5in x 30 in
Weight: about 64 lbs
This is reasonable for a minotaur
>>27330?????
>>27330Plan C
>>27337Does he mean the armband things?
>>27335I
meant in game context. Ur not going to be able (OR allowed) to wander around shoving a concrete club in faces and then curb-stomping.
What do you hope to accomplish?
>>27339What I meant when I brought it up was an actual club.
Something he could smack people around with
>>27339could i do it on a successful grapple attempt?
>>27334Are you planning on pursuing Black guard or assassin class next upgrade?
>>27342It matters if I can foresee a way to increase her Int.
Can existing animals be made into Fiendish Servants, or does that only apply to summoned fiends?
>>27340Clubs are fine. Concrete-curb-clubs, no.
>>27341As a coup de grace perhaps, but otherwise no.
>>27344No
>GM wonders if this hasn't just been a very long, very drawn out troll
Is there anyone left in the tower who could interrogate Darkie again? His body-cast should be finished.
>>27346Goddamn it, its reasonable size.
Now, about the strength items
>>27347We have the entrotron, right?
And that will revive anything, right?
Also, Torc could help.
Magic might be useful
>>27346>>27345>>27348what about a regular concrete club?