Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27166>Two-weapon fightingA single fash-axe would suffice too.
>>27198I was just generalizing.
And trust me, I don't wanna do it. But it could make for an intresting boss...
>>27203I'm kind of impressed that you found a solution that was so I character for her. It makes it look like her initial breakdown was triggered because the news made her wonder if Trumpaladin was really committed to her, so the solution is to resolve the commitment question.
One flaw in the way it was done though is that Trumpaladin was carried up to 5000 or so feet to do it. It's scenic and all, but it makes it seem like proposing was "an offer he can't refuse," like the only way she'd let him down is if he proposed. I guess he could call Fae, jump off, and then see if she could make it on time/if Tracy would then one after to murder them both, but really he didn't have much of a choice except to propose. Yeah I know, Tracy is a >rapist and doesn't give a shit if her victim is actually willing or not, but it leaves open the question of "did he really mean it" and "will he try to break the engagement before the ceremony?"
For example, after the formal mounting and the scene in the grove, after Tracy (and (you)) went to sleep, I had Trumpaladin place himself in a position he could have murdered Tracy in her sleep, or easily had she woken up. This made proceeding with Tracy more of an affirmative choice, because he had tried to kill Tracy before on like three occasions but was stopped because of Inferius, Torcuil, or Thez, and was resentful for that. He was left muttering "I should have killed you when I had the chance" although it's not clear that he actually did have the chance. But by seeing an opportunity then deciding against it, it makes the kill or marry decision actually meaningful, because it's his choice, and he can regret the consequences if he gets it wrong.
>>27192Of course, that feminist/matriarchal social structure elliminates most chances of direct Middle-Eastern allusion.. I guess I just tied them together because of the emphasis on psychological warfare and use of poisons in their society.
I can see now though that there appear to be very few if any real world history allusions in thes books. Paladins though seem to be largely based off of Christian crusaders, with their healing skills and code of conduct.
>>27205I wrote that thing in-part ahead of time (I wrote a lot of action plans), although I wasn't entirely awake while I was typing it. I'm glad it turned out the way it did though.
I'm not using any more math for this stuff though: it was a retarded system to use in the first place. I've already figured-out how to play her in character, so I threw-away the booklet. From here on out, I'm making decisions on the fly.
>>27161Did you ever decide what your two Domains were? I figured Hitler's Domains would at least have War and Community under the list, but idk what your character chose.
GM is there something for those of us to do who don't wanna be a faggot wanna do something other than Meta game and deal with realtionship drama?
>>27190its on the list after talking to the drow
>>27161The list of stuff your character could craft is too long to bother with listing desu.. It all takes time anyway. What does your character need in particular?
As for me. I'm only going to have Tracy work on a few basic things while she's incubating these eggs, and then just steal everything she can get her hooves on, because mudpony Rogues can't really craft much at all. Thief lyfe 4ever (Pic related).
>>27212Oh hell no you're not loot hording again
>>27212i wouldn't mind a wisdom boost.
>>27215I saw that last night and was intending to craft one
if I can find an additional level 2 spell to cast today*goes to pony*
"Tracy, may I see one of the pearls from Kefka's jewelry?"
\r
>>27217You have the spell capacity for almost any item crafting
>>27213I wouldn't consider personal, non-collective kills/bounties to be loot-hoarding, but I never said I was going to keep it all for Tracy. If I steal something useful to other party members, I'll
redistribute accordingly. Half the stuff she's working on right now is for distribution.
Would you like a Mummified Elf Hand? Tracy has some other things in the oven, but they'll all take time. It was supposed to be a gift for Ponimaru, but you can have it if you really want it.
>>27218Did he have any pearls? I never saw any.
*gives pearl, if it exists*
>>27221And you should craft something and or help Tracy and I in crafting
>>27220>collection>redistributions accordinglyI wasn't aware Tracy was a Socialist
>>27222Well I guess he is at the tower
"Tracy, I heard you needed help crafting"
>>27220i mean we live in a port city pearls aren't that rare most likely.
>>27222He isn't required to do anything, m8. Don't put pressure on him. Just ask him or Infernius for spells on an individual basis if you want something, rather than impose normatives.
Like I said earlier, I'm playing a Neutral Evil Thief: I'll get loot through stealing. The last two loot-able characters were Rogue-types, so I lucked out there.
Dem digits though...
>>27223She's not. She's just a robber.
I just said I'd do it from now on because Trump's faggot will get upset if he doesn't get a cut of the stolen loot.
>>27226>robber that redistributes>socialistWhat the difference?
So what is Tracy crafting?
>>27223"Careful, that's my waifu. And she can get pretty rapey. Don't get raped. Or I will kill you. And your faggot will have a three day ban"
>>27225Yes.
*gives internet hug*
>>27226Well no shit he doesn't have to craft, but he's complaining about being bored, and he has a clear comparative advantage when it comes to crafting
>>27223What spells can he cast?>>27227It's not like I don't want to keep everything..Right now, the only arcane spell she needs are Rage on the hilt of Berserk Sword. Everything takes time, and I didn't start any projects that'd require arcane spells.. You character has the Scribe Scroll Feat as a bonus, so he should be able to write them more quickly. If he could scribe a few low-level spells, like Rage, those would be appreciated.
Magick items require 1 day per 1000 gp, so having scrolls in advance could help with future crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Scrolls>>27229>advantageIt's not a contest, m8..
>>27232Lets see, Torc can do upto lvl 7 clerical and wizard spells.
Anything though if he has a meme
>>27233Okay, I make you a club that looks like a section of curb, for curb stomping
>>27235Even better
>>27238Moon man would be more of a summon
>>27232>not a contestComparative advantage is a term from economics that refers to the ability of one nation to create goods of a certain kind better than another nation, or the ability of a person to produce a particular good or service better than another person. It's a term that refers to specialization in the division of labor. For example, if we needed some one to do something stealthy, Tracy would have a "comparative advantage" to the other members of the group, because she could do that better than anyone else.
I was saying Torcuil is better at casting spells than the rest of us
>>27234>>27235I'd like Finger of Death, if Tracy is ever going to craft one of these out of the Troll Skuklls:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_SkullThat'll also take Animate Object and Fly though, and would have to be cast on each day, if I'm not mistaken...
>>27242Fucking hell thats great
I'll do it free of charge
>>27241Okay, Torc I know for sure can do fly, Finger of death is possible along with animate object.
"You got the skull?"
>>27239moon-man would be a deity.
>>27240I know what comparative advantage is; I was just a bit confused by what I thought you were implying.
Anyway, before
anyone even thinks of crafting, the party needs to find the metal that the Drow stole. My best ideas are Cardishore and maybe Krenshal if not that, but Tracy is preoccupied with Animal-Rearing atm so she can't investigate... When the chance comes someone outta resurrect Darkie and try to milk some answers out of him (he'll be hungry too).
>>27243"Thanks, Torcuil."
*produces troll skull*
>>27239Sounds like a Construct.
>>27233>anti-negroLike a Bane weapon?
>>27246could a get a dual bane weapon?
kike/shitskin
>>27246Wosh, spells are cast
"Here you are murder horse"
>>27247Did you not like the curb stomp club?