Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27148
why do get to meta game when i cant?
>>27149If I'm meta-gaming then that's a bad thing
>>27146>I don't really know what items to craft…I've been drooling over all the shit mudponies can't craft/use for a while now, so here is a few things your character can make on his own. Trumpaladin casts Divine Spells, and Paladins have the Craft skill for a reason. You don't need a new sword/armor, but there's other shit that you could use:
In four days, you could craft some gauntlets of Ogre Power:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gauntlets_of_Ogre_Power(I wish I could use some)
You could also craft a Cloak of Charisma, in the same amount of time, like the one Tracy's working on. I can be increased in power over time. The same thing would go for a circlet of persuasion (which I
know you want)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Circlet_of_PersuasionIn one day, if Infernius helped, or you bought a scroll, you could craft a Phylactery of Faithfulness, and gain the giga-haxx power (for Paladins) to be able to tell in advance if an act will cause you to Fall (you still fall, even if you commit certain evils by accident). I don't think you ever designated a holy symbol to turn undead either (Infernius has his brand), so you'll need something to show them if you want to stop the zombies in their tracks.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phylactery_of_Faithfulness >>27153i thought only liches have Phylacteries.
>>27153Damn... These are nice, and pretty cheap too
>>27154As far as I understand, the liche's Phalactery is only a certain kind of phalactery that the spellcaster must craft to become one. It requires item creation feats.
(I wonder if Torcuil or Infernius could become one...)>>27155You character could craft other stuff too. I only bothered to list the stuff I thought you might actually try.
>tfw mudpony >>27156Just start listing all of the things that could be made. Like I said, we can trade items now
>>27157M8, just make that stuff first: those are the things you'll find most useful.
>>27158I'm NOT suggesting it by any means, but any spell-caster (except paladins, because of their Code) of 11th caster level can do it. The phylactery costs 120,000 gp and 4,800 XP to create.Idk if I should even tell you this, but Infernius would have to become Lawful Evil first to accomplish it, in order to remain within one step of his Lord's alignment (some gods prohibit their clerics from casting evil spells, but Hitler didn't bat an eye when Infernius cast Contagion to try to infect Torcuil, so I guess he's the kind of god who lets his clerics cast everything on the list); Hitler is definitely Lawful, and the mere act of creating the phalactery is as good as an all-out conversion to Evil. If Infernius ever became anything other than Lawful while Evil-aligned, he would immediately lose all of his Clerical powers and there'd be no way to restore said powers, and there would be no in-game way for him to get them back with what is known in this world (that I can think of).tl;dr: He could do it, but it'd be super edgy and would cost a lot of shekels.
>>27161I just listed for Trump you can create.
I mentioned the Brass Horn of Valhalla Earlier, although that'll take a while.
What are you looking for? You're a spellcaster: you can craft a LOT of stuff.
>>27163Make it.
>>27164Everything I just listed*
Ask, and I'll look some stuff up.
>>27164>i need to go from 9 dex to 15 to get access to two weapon fighting.
i want a dragon horn of Valhalla to replace my other one. ill work on that after i talk to ben and then thez.
>>27165Would you like the ability to cast "Cure serious wounds" on yourself once per day?
>>27162I only bothered to look that up because lichs are another one of my favorite monsters.>>27166GM says crafts will take 1 day per 1000 gp, fyi.
First and foremost, it'd be best to find the shekels those sandniggers stole. I'm thinking Cardishore.
>>27167>>27169>would IEveryone could use those.
>>27168they weren't in durpistan.... wait a second a communist town would be a pretty good hideout for thieves.
>>27170Woah, woah, woah. Don't get any ebil ideas. Becoming a lich is more than just looking like a skeleton: it's turning into a lifeless monster that barely remembers what it used to be.>>27172Cardishore is the wealthiest settlement I can think of around here.
>>27175I doubt: too militaristic and too uniform to leave spots for sandniggers to hide. They're not "swimming in wealth either".
The security of Cardishore is airport-tier, but high-level Assassins could slip through pretty easily.
>>27176they don't just have to be sand niggers you know.
>>27178jej but really though why just assume they couldn't disguise themselves as Aryan or Anglo.
>>27174Hey! That's my multiverse!
>>27177They don't have to be, and yet they are
>>27180They obviously would've.
I just gathered that Drow kind of look/act like Arabs. You read how eager Darkie was to die: he was like a jihadist. They're certainly more intelligent and clever than niggers, but they also have an overall violent/sinister disposition as a race.
>>27181>>27182hey im just trying to cover all our bases here.
I need to hit the hay soon.
Goodnight.
>>27181hey dude im sorry about earlier are we cool?
>>27078I went to sleep
>>27099There's 15 in total
>>27136>>27146No, I didn't. Its a bastard sword, meaning one OR two hands.
>>27182You're not even in the right ballpark.
I need to explain something: I'm not going to explain everything. Earlier on in the story I would offer tidbits and anecdotes both to stimulate progress and to illustrate that that there is a wealth of back-story and context that leads to "This guy" acting in a particular manner, or how shit ended up there, or whatever. I will still offer explanations, but more in the aftermath than anything because doing so in advance gives characters an artificial disposition that doesn't make sense. Also, those explanations will pertain to what characters show an interest in. I haven't said shit about Krenshall, because so far no one seems to give a fuck.
Take Darkie for example, I could explain his disposition and the reasons he is how he is, but that would bias the characters in a particular way. In the absence of such an explanation and rather than assuming he's a jihadist, you could try asking him. I mean, I made it pretty clear that he's vain as fuck right? Right. His head is still in the bucket, next to the Entertron if anyone wants to ask him questions.
On the subject of Dark Elves in general, if you want to disregard them as 'sand nigs', thats a player's prerogative, but it would be more accurate to regard them (behavior and habit-wise) as russian mafia. I think I mentioned that once,... oh yeah I did.
I realize these threads get pretty long-winded, and some details are easy to skip or forget. If I respond to questions with a bit of cheek, its probably 'cuz I've already answered that question.
>>27186hmmm i need to recruit some more.
>>27187yea i was gonna talk to him. its on my list.
>>27186Ah.. I guess I just associated them a bit with the Garuda from Zelda, so that's why I got used to calling then sand people..
>>27191But really, I found them similar to the old Nizari Assassin tribe (the one from which the term "Assassin" comes from) of the Middle East. The way they value stealth and cunning, but also have a cultural leaning to distrust others out of principle, because the notion of betrayal is so prominent in their society.
I also thought of that because of the thought of how they're not an inherently evil race (like orcs or whatever), but become evil early-on because they're brought up in a society/culture that suffocates good; which is why I associated them with Jihadists. Likewise, the Nizari sect of Shia Islam was practically an Assassination religion: trust/family didn't exist in their society; they too tortured their children from childhood to train them to toughen the fuck up, and their only medium of prestige/respect was in their admiration for the lethal and the cunning, with clergy being the closest thing they ever had to loose social organization.
I just have a habit of trying to find real-world allusions in media, even when they don't actually exist...
>>27192Yeah, I fucked up. Nizaris we're actually Persians.I'm rather interested in this races and the surrounding published material. They seem incredibly edgy.
>>27162TO LATE I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT
Wait, whats a phalactery?
>>27194>Shouldn't have said anything>Now all the spellcasters are getting crazy ideasA phalactery is a religious/spiritual vessel of some sort. For a lich, it's the vessel that houses their "true" existence, and the only way to permanently kill one is by destroying it. It's typically a little box with a scroll of text that encompasses the memories of its past life, but could be any item. It's uber-expensive to craft.
Becoming a lich is Voldemort tier though. It's
>>27195So, its a box that basically contains their soul?
And they can't die unless the box itself is destroyed?
Intresting....
>>27196>soul>ImplyingTechnically yes, to both questions.
Don't plan on doing it. Even if you could afford the cost to craft it, it's a horrible thing to do.