Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27069Did you just assume xer gender?
>>27070I need a son. Only males are proper heirs
>>27071You stay away from him. If anyone is going to abort him it's going to be me, which I'm not going to do now that Fae has assured me he is not the Anti-Christ
>>27068Well do
something now.
I want to get past dramatic stuff for now.
>>27072>not this shitIt was just an ironic meme, poking fun at the fact that he didn't actually know what gender his kid would be yet.
>>27073>I need a son.If you get a daughter, you could always roll again.
>>27074...After a year, that is..
>>27074>roll againKek
If Imfernius doesn't do shit with his wife to fix shit I'm going to sleep.
GM where are you?
I guess maybe a female could do it? She would be of partial English blood, and that's a stock that produces strong female leaders
>>27074>roll againI'd probably do that anyways
>>27074Good point. Trumpaladin summons Fae and his army, to track down and destroy the troll vilage.
Tracy's invited too if she leaves the eggs for long enough\r
Torc decides to use his authority at the gestapo to have them scan the city for any suspicious activity, he also put four men under temporary compand of Tracy
>>27081Is he a Mcdouble combo?
>>27083Have them bring her Darkie's tools.
>>27083Most of the gestapo should be in Durpistan
>>27082Ugh, I swear to god you two are gonna kill us all with your relationship
>>27084>under temporary comand of Tracy>>27086Where?
>>27085McRib? Big mac?
>>27082I just want one more waifu...
>>27087That city you people sacked
>>27086They wouldn't be very good Gestapo unless they left an adequate force in the town.
How many are there?
Tracy orders one of the guards to bring her the tools confiscated from Darkie at the detention center.
>>27090You can barely handle one waifu.
>>27092We need precise numbers settled.
Now you better share if you want to remain top waifu
>>27091no it weighs a few pounds,probably growing magic mushrooms by now desu.
>>27086wrong a small number is there.
>>27090why do you feel the need to have more than one?
>>27098A couple reasons, but mostly character goals
>>27099That's a very large number
>>27101thats because they are mining metal so lennos doesn't burn down the tower.
>>27095He got a new robe.
There's probably a low-level spell he could use to clean it too.
>>27104I'm not fucking using the damn robe of pockets
Why would you even want it?\r
>>27107>I'm not fucking using the damn robe of pocketsWhy not? It's no worse than the robe he had.
Since GM is kill, I'm retiring for the night
>>27107Can I have the robe of pockets? I carry a lot of things
>>27112Its just a bunch of pockets with mini pockets
>>27115Take it, I never wanted it
>>27117*takes robe of pockets, collects mushrooms for totes not recreational consumption, then thoroughly washes robe*
\r
>>27120Fuck if I know, GM is kill. I just know he left the stables
>>27122I'm not sure exactly. I would say the first thing would be to get a marriage license, but then Tracy's last words ("Have a nice day, ~Flashy") just sounded sarcastic in context and a little too much like Trolestia's "come back any time," so he'd probably delay that. I'd say to do something productive, either investigating the Bizarre again, destroying the Troll village, or something
>>27123>marriage licenseI doubt there is such a thing in Port Barry.
>>27123>sarcasticNo. You're overthinking it. I was basing it off of some old sitcom where the wife sees her husband off to work.
>>27123>something productiveTry crafting. Idk why you haven't made a shield yet.
>>27126>shieldHis sword is two handed and he has the ring shield
>sitcomWas it ironic or sarcastic in the sitcom?
>No laws in Port BarryHe'd have to make them then
>>27129You'll want a sheild at some point, trust me. Even a wooden one could help.
>two-handedA bastard sword is one and two handed.
>sitcomIdk it's name and I never saw anything other than that scene. It was so old it was in black and white, with grainy footage. I just remembered it feeling "traditional".
>>27132I think GM has stated Vanderiem must be wielded two handed. Do you mean one to create cover?
>>27136Definitely something smaller than a tower shield. Really, just try making things. You don't really use very many of your spells per day, so it'd be good to put them to use somehow. Right now, you're character's head is unprotected, which isn't good if you want to do heavy infantry or cavalry.
I could've sword he was a bastard sword.. Maybe I'm mistaken.
>>27137>>27142>>27141>>27140>>27139>>27138Both of you stop your bickering.
>>27143The new suit of armor includes a helmet, but I'm sure a better one could be located. I don't really know what items to craft...
I think the issue of whether Vanderiem could be wielded single handed was brought up and GM said two hands only. The magic ring shield is a real shield, that while not as big as a tower shield still counts as a shield