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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

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Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26966
26967 26968
Cardishore?
Tracy is still alone in the stables, right? No other player characters are present in the tower?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26967
26969
>>26966
Trump?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26968
>>26966
Don't answer. I'm a big boi.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26969
>>26967
He went out.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26970
26971
>>26965
*continues walking untill thez shows up.*
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26971
26972 26973 26975 26979 27495
>>26970
Oh god, I'm gonna regret this
Torc waits until infernius is just about out of sight
"THEZ IS A WHORE"
He then runs like a bat out of hell

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26972
26973 26974 26975 26976 26979 27495
>>26971
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*mind breaks*
"I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN SCOTSMAN!!"
AYxkj
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No.26973
[3d20 = 45]
>>26972
>>26971

Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26974
26977
>>26972
"OH SHIT"
Teleporting commences
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26975
>>26971
>Fightclub is a literal whorehouse
I get the feeling that she wouldn't be as offended as you think.
You had better run though.
>>26972
>seconds before I was posting
.. yep... Guessed right.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26976
26980
>>26972
Unstoppable laughter echoes from the surroundings
AYxkj
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No.26977
26978 26980 26982
[1d20 = 4]
>>26974
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Anchor
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26978
>>26977
"Nice try, you want Dimensional Lock." <whoof>
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26979
26982
>>26972
>>26971
and with that infernuis changes alignment.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26980
26981
>>26977
Just, stop rolling
>>26976
"THEZ, TALK TO YOUR MCDONALDS COMBO OF A HUSBAND"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26981
26982 26983
>>26980
"implying she could stop darth infernuis."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26982
26986
>>26977
>4
For a player who gets power from his god, Infernius doesn't have very good luck...
>>26979
No staph, I was going to fix him, but changing now will fuck up muh plan.
>>26981
>inb4 neck snaps
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26983
26984 26985
>>26981
"As above, so below"
Infernius is incapacitated
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26984
>>26983
Torc catches his breath.
"Thanks Thez"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26985
26987
>>26983
"let me go wench."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.26986
>>26982
blame torc.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26987
26988 26989
>>26985
Shush, you're incapacitated. Incapacitated means 0 hp and unconscious.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26988
>>26987
*says in dream*
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26989
26991
>>26987
"Thez, can I talk to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26990
Does Torc know any spells that cause penalties to Will saves?
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26991
26993
>>26989
A shadowy silhouette of Thez materializes nearby. "Speak." the sound comes from an indeterminate location, but not the shadow.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26992
26993 26994
A random stick from the brush and surroundings pokes Infernius, and he springs awake. <whooof>
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.26993
26995
>>26991
"Talk to your damn husband"
>>26992
"Shit"
Teleports away
AYxkj
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No.26994
[1d20 = 14]
>>26992
*charges torc*
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26995
26996 26997
>>26993
"Hmmpfh." The shadow evaporates.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26996
27001
>>26995
"kill it i don't care anymore."
*heads back toward the tower.*
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.26997
26998 27001 27069
>>26995
"and kill tracy's while you are at it."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.26998
>>26997
*Earth shakes*
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27001
27003
>>26996
>>26997
Fucking edgier than bismuth
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27002
27004
actually i go to bens jewlery shop.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27003
>>27001
Stupid bull is stealing muh gig..
>tfw so focused on motherhood that you forget to be edgy
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27004
27005
>>27002
That will take you a while,... you did walk/run a good deal,....
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27005
27006
>>27004
"uatchit."
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27006
27007
>>27005
She appears, Thez is done using GM haxx
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27007
27008 27254
>>27006
i get on and head to bens.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27008
27009
>>27007
As Infernius flies off geddit? "flies"? Thez can be heard goading "Oh NOW you decide to use rapid transit,...."
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27009
27010
>>27008
yep.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27010
27011 27013
>>27009
META time: what the hell are you trying to achieve?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27011
27014 27017
>>27010
youve made him snap. youll see what happens next.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27012
27028
If Trump is here, how hard would it be to place a word-filter so that "meta" was translated into "I'm a faggot"?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27013
588.jpg
>>27010
This.
Come on. Even I a chart-cuck like me could figure out how to fix the situation.
Let's play the fucking game.
pic unrelated
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27014
>>27011
NOW THATS EDGY AS FUCK
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27015
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Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27016
am i at bens yet?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27017
27018 27023
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>>27011
Well do it quickly, m8.
I had a whole laundry list of irrationally-destructive/edgy shit for Tracy to do when she heard that, but none of them would've taken this long.

Also, if Infernius became CE, wouldn't he immediately lose all of his Clerical powers? We don't have another Cleric, so he's fugged if he loses Hitler's blessing.