Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27705>da ebinsI was glad to see he wasn't kill, too.
>>27709>Trumpaladin will meet themSend a pigeon, if we have any.
>>27704Trumpaladin mounts Tracy and rides her to wherever she wants to go
>>27711He could try to communicate with Fae, but he kind of wants to give a heroic speech...
Okay, we'll call them to join us
Oh yeah, Trumpaladin grabs a pigeon
>THIS is what you need 200 pigeons for >>27715>>27714Because it will fix your brain faggot.
Tay, be very clear to specify that you are using some form of contraceptive
>>27712>cue transformation scene"The Ride starts now!"
Tracy makes rides her way over to the forest past the the logger's mill and begins to look for 9gag watermarks.
>>27713He could always have them meet him in the forest outside the camp before the charge. Tell them to bring torches.
>>27721Or just go buy a goat intestine at the butcher shop.
Or use the rest of Soro's intestines (hanging in the stables).
>>27721Im the evil character not this bull.
>>27723Yeah, but it'll cause drama if your character gets pregnant, and not in a good way.
>Im the evil character not this bull.Ikr.
>>27724Shut your bull mouth.
>>27723Thez was evil far before any of you lot,....
>>27727"thez are you there please help."
>>27728"Oh look now, suddenly he wants to see me,...."
>>27723Tay, please don't rape Inferius unless it's oral or with a strap-on anally. You are currently the ONLY female player character, besides the small child, who is not pregnant
>>27730"well if anybody rapes me i want to be you."
>>27730>>27732Queit you two. This IS happening.
>>27733You know, you can't just >rape with a single dice-roll,... it takes several rounds of contestable interactions and forced giggity to pull off a >rape
THEZ, STOP HIM FROM CUMMING INSIDE HER!
[1d100 = 1]>>27737Its not like
every sex results in a pregnancy,....
>>27738Wow, that was a d100. I'm inclined to think it did
>>27739Did Thez do nothing to stop her?
>>27738"damn it i dont want my dick inside anyone whoes not you thez. i wish you felt the same way i do. i love you, you broke my heart when you fucked trump."
>>27740Oh please, this whole thing is invalid. Are you saying that Taylor could over-power Infernius? His strength bonus ALONE beats out any of her dice rolls.
Someone please stop Tay before we have a third pregnant female, and Trumpaladin has to go get another female pregnant to be equal with Inferius
>>27745That's a good start, but the first dice-roll pertains to starting a grapple. From there, you need another roll to pin the opponent, and from there you need
another roll (with a negative modifier) to successfully >rape
Does Tracy have >rape sense?
Thez! Do something! That's your husband!
>>27751"He's been a douche, he deserves to sweat for a bit."
[1d20 = 7]>>27750i drag taylor to the forge amd throw her into the furnace.
>>27751>was meme-makingAren't they both in the forest, looking for watermarks?
[2d20 = 11]>>27755Yes, I was just responding in character to why Thez isn't breaking them up.
Actually on scene and in game, Thez sighs.
T> Double Stunning Fist
>>27754RIP Tay
>>27755Yes, But GM hasn't responded to that, so I figured we may as well stop Inferius from impregnating Tay so Trumpaladin doesn't have to go find another mare
[2d20 = 28]
Both Tay and Infernius are stunned for the next round.
T>Double-Sweep