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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

899 replies and 61 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27710
1315630__safe_artist-colon-an-dash-m_oc_oc only_oc-colon-syriana_barrel_bipedal_colored pupils_earth pony_female_floppy ears_looking at you_mare_nation.jpeg
>>27705
>da ebins
I was glad to see he wasn't kill, too.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27711
27713
>>27709
>Trumpaladin will meet them
Send a pigeon, if we have any.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27712
27718
>>27704
Trumpaladin mounts Tracy and rides her to wherever she wants to go
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27713
27718
>>27711
He could try to communicate with Fae, but he kind of wants to give a heroic speech...

Okay, we'll call them to join us

Oh yeah, Trumpaladin grabs a pigeon

>THIS is what you need 200 pigeons for
AYxkj
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No.27714
27715 27716
[1d20 = 6]
>>27708
why?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27715
27716
>>27714
fuck!
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27716
>>27715
>>27714
Because it will fix your brain faggot.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27717
27719 27720
Tay, be very clear to specify that you are using some form of contraceptive
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27718
>>27712
>cue transformation scene
"The Ride starts now!"
Tracy makes rides her way over to the forest past the the logger's mill and begins to look for 9gag watermarks.
>>27713
He could always have them meet him in the forest outside the camp before the charge. Tell them to bring torches.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27719
>>27717
This.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27720
27721
>>27717
I dont have any.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27721
27722 27723 27724
>>27720
Then pls, don't do it...
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27722
>>27721
Or just go buy a goat intestine at the butcher shop.
Or use the rest of Soro's intestines (hanging in the stables).
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27723
27725 27727 27731
>>27721
Im the evil character not this bull.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27724
27725
>>27721
this.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27725
27726
>>27723
Yeah, but it'll cause drama if your character gets pregnant, and not in a good way.
>Im the evil character not this bull.
Ikr.
>>27724
Shut your bull mouth.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27726
>>27725
why though? thot.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27727
27728
>>27723
Thez was evil far before any of you lot,....
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27728
27729 27730
>>27727
"thez are you there please help."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27729
Spoilered
>>27728
>asking to talk now
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27730
27732 27733
>>27728
"Oh look now, suddenly he wants to see me,...."
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27731
27736
>>27723
Tay, please don't rape Inferius unless it's oral or with a strap-on anally. You are currently the ONLY female player character, besides the small child, who is not pregnant
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27732
27733 27734
>>27730
"well if anybody rapes me i want to be you."
Tay
YKP3V
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No.27733
27735
>>27730
>>27732
Queit you two. This IS happening.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27734
27745
>>27732
X
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27735
>>27733
You know, you can't just >rape with a single dice-roll,... it takes several rounds of contestable interactions and forced giggity to pull off a >rape
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27736
339269__explicit_grimdark_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_oc-colon-treebark_adolf hitler_blood_do or deer_gabe newell_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas.jpg
>>27731
>strap-on
This.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27737
27738
THEZ, STOP HIM FROM CUMMING INSIDE HER!
XFF+1
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No.27738
27739 27741 27742
[1d100 = 1]
>>27737
Its not like every sex results in a pregnancy,....
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27739
27740 27742
>>27738
Wow, that was a d100. I'm inclined to think it did
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27740
27742 27743
>>27739
Did Thez do nothing to stop her?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27741
27745
>>27738
"damn it i dont want my dick inside anyone whoes not you thez. i wish you felt the same way i do. i love you, you broke my heart when you fucked trump."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27742
27745
>>27740
>>27739
>>27738
*heart breaks even more*
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27743
>>27740
Oh please, this whole thing is invalid. Are you saying that Taylor could over-power Infernius? His strength bonus ALONE beats out any of her dice rolls.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27744
Someone please stop Tay before we have a third pregnant female, and Trumpaladin has to go get another female pregnant to be equal with Inferius
YKP3V
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No.27745
27746 27747
[1d20 = 19]
>>27742
>>27741
>>27734
Rape

Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27746
27748
>>27745
That's a good start, but the first dice-roll pertains to starting a grapple. From there, you need another roll to pin the opponent, and from there you need another roll (with a negative modifier) to successfully >rape
AYxkj
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No.27747
27748
[1d20 = 7]
>>27745

YKP3V
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No.27748
27749
[1d20 = 8]
>>27746
>>27747

AYxkj
?
No.27749
27750
[1d20 = 4]
>>27748

Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27750
27753
>>27749
Wins
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27751
27752 27755
Does Tracy have >rape sense?

Thez! Do something! That's your husband!
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27752
>>27751
"He's been a douche, he deserves to sweat for a bit."
AYxkj
?
No.27753
27754 27756
[1d20 = 7]
>>27750
i drag taylor to the forge amd throw her into the furnace.
YKP3V
?
No.27754
27756 27758 27845
[1d20 = 1]
>>27753

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27755
27757 27758 27760
>>27751
>was meme-making
Aren't they both in the forest, looking for watermarks?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
?
No.27756
27762
>>27753
That'll piss-off Lenos
>>27754
>1
Dammit...
XFF+1
?
No.27757
27784 27899
[2d20 = 11]
>>27755
Yes, I was just responding in character to why Thez isn't breaking them up.

Actually on scene and in game, Thez sighs.
T> Double Stunning Fist

Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27758
>>27754
RIP Tay
>>27755
Yes, But GM hasn't responded to that, so I figured we may as well stop Inferius from impregnating Tay so Trumpaladin doesn't have to go find another mare
XFF+1
?
No.27759
27784 27899
[2d20 = 28]
Both Tay and Infernius are stunned for the next round.
T>Double-Sweep