Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27609"yea i do"
*sets hores down*
"remember what i said boy or the blood of the people will be on your hands."
Come on, Ben. Stop staring, and use one of your Jewish tricks to press the button to the Jewelry Shop's robbery alarm, or send out a pigeon.
>>27509Thats not even what I wanted.
I want it to sbe able to to shoot high powered lasers with a long recharge.
>>27511Can Torc help fix the mine?
Also, I'm Infernius' target, aren't I?
>>27614>can torcuil help fix the mine/get away from Darth InferniusThat's actually an excellent idea. Try it
>>27613Ben took off long ago, Infernius failed his spot check
>>27614>Twilight Scepter>LasersHow was I supposed to intuit that these were supposed to be the same thing
>>27616This, but that's besides the point. The Twilight Sceoter is too powerful for any mortal
>>27617that heretic better not fuck with me.
>>27619Ben is far too much of a coward than to try and oppose Infernius, after what he's just seen
>>27616You weren't, I just always forget to specify shit.
I mean Twilight shot lasers at times so can I get that going for me>>27615Yep, to the mine for me
>>27619I do have to ask, are you trying to get him killed?
>>27615If we could gather the material Quickly enough to craft a Lyre of Building, Taylor could excavate the entire mine in half an hour. She could build a new stage castle for herself every week.
>>27621is that a bitch i smell?
>>27622no, but he really shouldn't cross Darth Infernuis.
>>27623SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27624Yeah, you really need to take a shower and get that off you
>>27624I mean, are you trying to get
Infernius killed?
>>27627oh, no im not anymore. hes moved past that.
*pours blood over mace*
"I wish this thing didn't take so long to craft..."
>>27626What about the meta-gaming BS?"Yes, Flashy?"
Wheres Infernuis? He needs a good raping.
>>27629*is clearly disturbed, because she's fucking pouring blood on a sword right in front of him*
"Uh... That troll village still exists. I was thinking of taking my Broncos to go destroy it. But first, it needs to be found. I'll take Fae but if we had a second tracker I think it could go faster, especially if you began while the troops were being assembled and brought to the forest."
>>27632"That does sound like fun..."
*puts some warm, fluffy blankets around eggs*
"That should keep them warm enough for a few hours. I'm game.."
>>27630Our would've made him into hamburgers already for this BS, but they don't know where he is or what he's done. He's at Ben's jewelry shop, but meta-gaming is bad.
>>27636One of the faggots can always try to pull a "Monty Python God sticking his head out of the clouds" head shit.
I vote Trump because divine connection shit
>>27636"So how do you want to do this, little pony? I was thinking you go get a head start on tracking then, while I'll ride Fae to the mine start and get the troops, leading them into the forest while Fae tracks, then you report any findings by pigeon or link to us, and join us for the battle. But if you have different ideas, I'll listen"
>>27639It only cost the fabricate spell, but it'll take a while.. Unless we find a way to gather the materials faster..
>>27640Clerics get +10 on will saves, so he must've rolled a 1 (again) to get possessed.
However, normally, grossly violating his God's rule would cause him to lose his powers, but we diverge for the sake of plot. >>27641I didn't say he was possessed.
Whered the gm go? i want to rape the bull.
>>27639If characters collaborate on crafts, could they get finished faster?
>>27644Shoot.. I just realized you can't.. We'll need Torc to make some scrolls for it.
Torc, would you be willing? We could get a whole lot done with this item. It can do the work that 100 men could in a day, in just half an hour.
>>27646100 men in 3 days*
Also, with enough ranks in Perform, it could be played all day. Also fortifies buildings during attack.
>>27648I put all my points into perform.
>>27649You can put fifteen in, so you could keep playing for hours unless you roll a two.
It'll take tie to craft though..
Well, I still have no wifi after a day of the internet being out
Tracy's faggot, respond to my last post. It's insanely difficult to link posts from this browser on mobile
>>27649>>2765010 points, class level = max a available skill
>>27651Tell me about it, I've been mobile for about a month now.
I'm looking forward to fixing my pc
>>27652Ayyy, he's back
>>27652>>27649>>27636>thought I answered earlier, sorry*stretches*
"Sure, I can do that, do you have any leads?"
GM, CALL MOUNT - FAE
Can the troops be called in or does Trumpaladin need to go personally fetch them?
>>27655"Unfortunately... No, I don't. I do know that the village Inferius found was actually not a troll village at all, but rather a village of Tree-Orcs. That city you found was not it. The only thing we know at the moment is that a village probably exists, and the Trolls that attacked the loggers probably came from it. I'd recommend looking for paths or any extant tracks leading from the logging clearing back to the troll village. If you could find if, I could lead the Cavalry in and clear it"
>>27654I never left, I've just been trying to figure out all the shit that is going on in the background, outside of the player interactions. I AM leaving now, but only for about 15-20 minutes
fug off, its payday >>27655>stretching that provocatively in front of himYou're lucky he already fucked her less than an hour ago in gane time