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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

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No.27560
27561
[1d100 = 19]
Wow fail, how bad?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27561
>>27560
bad.
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No.27562
27565
[1d4+5 = 9]
Ponimaru is stunned for 1 round and takes damage
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27563
27568
>>27559
i wish, hitler would barely even speak to me.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27564
*senses disturbance in force*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
AYxkj
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No.27565
27567
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>27562
regrapple
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27566
27578
Trumpaladin leaves the stables to go to kitchen, prepare a cup of chamomile tea, and deliver it to Slovenia.

"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
Anonymous
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No.27567
>>27565
Success. Ponimaru regains his senses as Infernius takes hold again. Next action?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27568
27572
>>27563
Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27569
27570 27571
>>27557
"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
Anonymous
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No.27570
27573
>>27569
"I don't answer to you, and by your latest, you've lost your way anyhow."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27571
>>27569
Don't you need improved unarmed combat to knee your opponent in the head while grappling?
Anonymous
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No.27572
27575 27577
>>27568
nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27573
27574 27575
>>27570
"lost my way? i think im alot better now. i mean jews are the master race right?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27574
>>27573
i feel dirty even saying that.
Anonymous
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No.27575
27576
>>27572
Hitler doesn't exactly fit the standard mold of "God", so pardon me if I have been at a loss as to how to approach him as such. I haven't even read Mein Kampf.
>>27573
"I neither know nor care if or which race is 'master'. I know who I work with/for. That is all that matters to me."
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27576
27588
>>27575
"you work for my wife that means you work for me now."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27577
27579 27580
montypyhton.jpg
>>27572
>Divination
>Augury
>Commune
And if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27578
>>27566
hey do me a favor and change my flag to Israel for the time being.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27579
27581
>>27577
I need to talk with him
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27580
27581
>>27577
>implying hitler and elway are the same being
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27581
27582 27583 27587
>>27579
I was afraid of being disintegrated.
>>27580
Of course they aren't, but it's better than just becoming Jewish.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27582
>>27581
blame torculi
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27583
27584
>>27581
Change your ways little pony, and become worthy enough to stand in his presence, if you want to be worthy to stand beside your groom at marriafe
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27584
27585 27587 27588
>>27583
B-but.. muh class levels..
taYuP
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No.27585
27587 27588
>>27584
You've already messed those up quite decently, you won't be at a loss. It's time you learn the special joy that comes when you are not just severing a guy's head, but severing it in the name of righteousness
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.27586
27589
The_red_heifer_from_the_South_Park_episode_Ginger_Cow.png
InspectionRedHeifer.jpg
20100618-pp1.JPG
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Apocalypse-cow.jpg
Goddamn, this is just like that Jewish/Muslim prophecy with the red heifer...
Anonymous
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No.27587
>>27584
>>27581
>>27585
look at me, look at me! im the edgey one now.
Anonymous
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No.27588
27590 27591
>>27585
This
>>27584
Ur a rogue, you won't lose class levels
>>27576
"I am not property, I serve who is worthy."
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27589
27590
>>27586
wait thats a real prophecy? i thought it was a meme.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27590
27592 27593
*Finishes polishing helmet*
>>27588
What about those levels in Blackguard and Assassin? Evil Alignment is a requirement for them.
>>27589
All prophecies are memes.
All memes are prophecies.
Anonymous
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No.27591
27594 27595
>>27588
"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27592
>>27590
what if someone looked into the future and saw infernuis and made a prophecy?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27593
>>27590
To acquire them yes, but you can be a risen blackguard
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27594
27597 27598
>>27591
Now TRUMP feels a disturbance in the force

"I sense Bolshevism"
Anonymous
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No.27595
27596 27597 27601
>>27591
"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
Anonymous
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No.27596
27599
>>27595
"that's because you are racist."
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27597
27602
878804__safe_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage.png
>>27594
>empathetic link
*ears perk*
"Is it time for The Ride?"
>>27595
Get there first.
Anonymous
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No.27598
>>27594
>bullshevism
Anonymous
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No.27599
27600
>>27596
"Is it racist to be loyal?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27600
27604
>>27599
"oy vey. of course it is. now lead me to the fucking rats!"
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27601
>>27595
>thought that was Trumpaladin
Is this still Ponimaru?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27602
27603
>>27597
Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard

*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27603
27607
>>27602
Good point.
*puts finishing touches on helmet*
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No.27604
27606
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>>27600
"Then I'll die a racist."
P> Stunning Fist
Anonymous
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No.27605
27608
Fug. Infernius' move
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27606
>>27604
Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27607
27626
>>27603
"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
Anonymous
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No.27608
27609
>>27605
*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
Anonymous
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No.27609
27610
>>27608
"You expect me to believe you'll let me go?"