Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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[1d100 = 19]
Wow fail, how bad?
[1d4+5 = 9]
Ponimaru is stunned for 1 round and takes damage
>>27559i wish, hitler would barely even speak to me.
*senses disturbance in force*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
Trumpaladin leaves the stables to go to kitchen, prepare a cup of chamomile tea, and deliver it to Slovenia.
"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
>>27565Success. Ponimaru regains his senses as Infernius takes hold again. Next action?
>>27563Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
>>27557"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
>>27569"I don't answer to you, and by your latest, you've lost your way anyhow."
>>27569Don't you need improved unarmed combat to knee your opponent in the head while grappling?
>>27568nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
>>27570"lost my way? i think im alot better now. i mean jews are the master race right?"
>>27573i feel dirty even saying that.
>>27572Hitler doesn't exactly fit the standard mold of "God", so pardon me if I have been at a loss as to how to approach him as such. I haven't even read Mein Kampf.
>>27573"I neither know nor care if or which race is 'master'. I know who
I work with/for. That is all that matters to me."
>>27575"you work for my wife that means you work for me now."
>>27572>Divination>Augury>CommuneAnd if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
>>27566hey do me a favor and change my flag to Israel for the time being.
>>27579I was afraid of being disintegrated.>>27580Of course they aren't, but it's better than just becoming Jewish.
Goddamn, this is just like that Jewish/Muslim prophecy with the red heifer...
>>27585This
>>27584Ur a rogue, you won't lose class levels
>>27576"I am not property, I serve who is worthy."
>>27586wait thats a real prophecy? i thought it was a meme.
*Finishes polishing helmet*
>>27588What about those levels in Blackguard and Assassin? Evil Alignment is a requirement for them.
>>27589All prophecies are memes.
All memes are prophecies.
>>27588"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
>>27590what if someone looked into the future and saw infernuis and made a prophecy?
>>27590To acquire them yes, but you can be a risen blackguard
>>27591Now TRUMP feels a disturbance in the force
"I sense Bolshevism"
>>27591"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
>>27595"that's because you are racist."
>>27594>empathetic link*ears perk*
"Is it time for The Ride?"
>>27595Get there first.
>>27596"Is it racist to be loyal?"
>>27599"oy vey. of course it is. now lead me to the fucking rats!"
>>27597Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard
*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
>>27602Good point.
*puts finishing touches on helmet*
[1d20 = 5]>>27600"Then I'll die a racist."
P> Stunning Fist
>>27604Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
>>27603"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
>>27605*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
>>27608"You expect me to believe you'll let me go?"