Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27504By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
>>27509"ben where did the rats go?"
detect lies.
Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag
Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)
>>27512"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
>>27507He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
>>27513If present, Ponimaru has yet to reveal himself.
>>27515"Damn it i know your here come out before i get mad."
>>27516He doesn't come when I call him; why would he come now?
>>27516A grey-form attempts to streak past.
You have an attack of opportunity.
[1d20 = 1]>>27518You succeed in catching Ponimaru, attempting to flee. Actions?
>>27519Reminder, you took off the sleeves, and the belt, and whatever else.
>>27521i get up and walk out the door.
"ill bring him back alive dont worry."
>>27522right. that's only plus 5 then
hes still got the ring on.
[3d10+6 = 15]>>27523You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
>>27524those all miss my ac is 17.
*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching
my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
>>27526Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
>>27527I forgot to add the bonus for the belt, but yeah this
Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables
*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
[1d20 = 14]"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>2752810 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
>>27529>bonus for the beltRIP, Infernius.
>tried to grapple a fleeing hoers>got kicked brutallyDon't mess with hoers.
>>27530"~Hmmm.. Well, kind of.."
>>27531Staph. Bullying Ponimaru is Tracy's thing.
>>27534You're going to die in your sleep, Jude.
[1d20 = 15]>>2753110(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
>>27535ill skin you alive starting with your stomach.
>>27538Roll opposed grapple check
>>27537Don't touch her (non-sexual) boy toy.
>>27541Success, he doesn't break free. Action?
>>27545Can Clerics spontaneously cast even while grappling?
>>27542You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
[1d20 = 12]>>27548okay i snap his neck then.
>>27547She just likes to pick on him for fun. Consider it part of his edge training.
>>27549I'm going to kill you.
>>27549LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
By the way, next time I say LOL no, consider your action wasted.
[1d20 = 19]>>27552>>27553ok i throw him hed first into the wall.
"sorry kiddo you should have listened."