Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27658Well I have to go for a while.
Probaly a couple hours
>>27657"Well, they can't be be that far from the logging area. Want me I guess I could check-out around there.."
*begins adjusting equipment*
"Could you help me with my saddlebags, Flashy? It's difficult to reach back there."
>>27661"Why sure, little pony"
*he gets behind Tracy and helps her with her saddle bags, noticing how sexy she is from this angle, not like he didn't already know that*
>>27661If he went with her and rode her the whole way, she'd get a +21 Survival while following Tracks, and they'd hunt-down those 9gag abominations in no time."Are you sure you don't just want to come with, ~Flashy? I'm sure we'd make much more progress together."
Fill your sword with alcohol too. >>27656For future reference, unless there's some aspect of the interaction that requires my input, you can just "Call Fae" and do whatever.
>>27664Cuz Y?
>>27667that's a good point about the alcohol. I need to do that"Well, here's the thing. I have a platoon of soldiers that is ready for battle, but hasn't done anything yet. I want to test them and give them some experience before we take them on any larger, further away campaigns. So I want to lead them into battle. I think both you and Fae could track, but I'm not sure if I rode you while you locate the village, that Fae could herself lead the troops to the clearing. I think I need to bring them there first"
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>>27668Can the troops be called to meet Trumpaladin at the clearing?
>why the will saveBecause Tracy stretched provocatively in front of Trumpaladin and then showed her butt to him.
>>27672But of course I mean the Broncos
>needlessI needed to determine if he was going to sex her
>>27667I know she's faster mounted, but is she a better tracker?
>>27675Oh come on, respond to something!
>>27676>Sorry, weeping the walkway."Do you really think you'll need them all right away, Flashy?"
>>27673Just the Broncos, or the Generals also? I forget, how many Generals were there, and how many Broncos?
>>27672Calls Fae
He tells Fae,
"FAE, I want you to go the monetary and collect the Broncos. All of them who are combat ready. Have them be in full battle formation. Have them ride horses, and bring weapons for both ranged and melee combat. I want you to lead them to the clearing. When you do this, fly over them and do spot checks to look for possible ambush. The same clearing we founds the trolls in a couple days ago. Tracy and I are going to track down the troll village. We will meet you and them there, and we shall attack the troll village in force. That will be the last time those trolls ever attempt to eat Port Barry's citizens."
Goes to the kitchen and collects three flasks of alcohol.
>>27677When he returns to the stables, he says to Tracy,
"Alright. Let's do this together"
Presses X
[Read more] >>27679Well, "The Generals" was the original name of the Team, because that was the name of the team DJT owned in the 1980s. But you seem to have renamed them The Broncos. He is collecting all of his followers who are combat ready, and we haven't settled upon a number.
I g2g. Give me 10 minutes
Tracy cooperates with whatever he's doing.
>>27683I mean all of Trumpaladin's followers who are qualified as warriors
>>27683My bad, I had written them as 'the Broncos' (cuz Football) in my head. IIRC, they were the more elite/capable from amongst the Port Barry citizens, yes?
>>27681I'm still shaky on the details, so I'll just say he's in one of the beds of the infirmary, in a full (metal) body-cast (cuz otherwise it would be bad, and I've let it go this far so fuck it)
>>27687Who are you talking to? Darkie?
>>27686Yes, that is correct. Specifically I had said they were ones who had combat experience before in the demonic incursion, and I had thought they were the ones attacking the tarasque
I'm guessing they are probably not rated for mounted combat, but can they be dragoons, riding horses for transport and dismounting for combat?
>>27689Did you have the Gloves of Sparking? If you did, you should soak your arrows in alcohol.
>>27691Shit, I think Inferius has those.
Calls Fae again
"Fae! Have the Broncos bring several flaming arrows each, and a couple lit torches."
>>27689>attackingPredominantly, but not exclusively. At the time, Sechs rallied the able-bodied, and the Generals (I still like Broncos better Xp) were the first to take up arms, and take a semi-leadership role.
>>27691I will say, this is what happens when loot-whoring. I know you say "dropped at armory", but I don't know what was dropped there or when (the armory is the vault BTW) and I don't know what's there, or anything like that. Odds are, the gloves (which would maybe have been in the vault) are gone.
>>27693I recall telling Inferius to take the gloves, since he took the grenades and would need something to light them with
>>27693Oh.. I was just going to have her put everything in the bag, since it had enough room, but then I thought it would be better to leave Darkie's weapons in the armory so anyone could pick it up if they needed it.
Is there a proper place I can have Tracy drop-off stuff she's looted/stolen? Some items might also be cursed, so there should be a separate spot for suspicious ones.
>>27697You uh, wanna respond to that?
>>27700(she's got double-dubs)
>>27699I'd say the vault, but there's spooders. Its ironic too, cuz I just found out that there's an encroachment of black widows in my basement
>>27702Are you resisting? Are you even in the same area?
>>27687"Ahmed? I appreciate the lapse in boredom, but do be a sport about things won't you?"
>>27703I think he was talking to Darkie.
>>27704That was Darkie's response. My response got delayed cuz da ebins
>>27706Counter-rape wins. Taylor will have to try harder
>>27701So here is what I did
Call Fae
Tell her to go to the monestary, assemble all available combat forces, ask them to collect a ranged weapon and a melee weapon each, have them collect at least a few flaming arrows each, collect a few burning torches, and have them mount on horses. Tell the troops they will be riding to battle, and Trumpaladin will meet them after he has scouted ahead. We will be attacking the troll village. They are to go to the clearing in the woods where the trolls were last located.
On the way there, do not get cocky, as the woods be filled with danger. Do spot and listen checks on the surrounding environment as they proceed down the path. Fae is to fly above them, and do spot and listen checks. When they get to the clearing, they are to hold position until Trumpaladin returns, or FAE gives orders. Fae is to stay in position unless unreasonable to do so, although if the location is clear, she may proceed with them there. Fae is to communicate DANGER if attacked through empathic link, and likewise if there is something of clear interest found along the way.
[Read more] >>27705>da ebinsI was glad to see he wasn't kill, too.
>>27709>Trumpaladin will meet themSend a pigeon, if we have any.
>>27704Trumpaladin mounts Tracy and rides her to wherever she wants to go
>>27711He could try to communicate with Fae, but he kind of wants to give a heroic speech...
Okay, we'll call them to join us
Oh yeah, Trumpaladin grabs a pigeon
>THIS is what you need 200 pigeons for >>27715>>27714Because it will fix your brain faggot.
Tay, be very clear to specify that you are using some form of contraceptive
>>27712>cue transformation scene"The Ride starts now!"
Tracy makes rides her way over to the forest past the the logger's mill and begins to look for 9gag watermarks.
>>27713He could always have them meet him in the forest outside the camp before the charge. Tell them to bring torches.
>>27721Or just go buy a goat intestine at the butcher shop.
Or use the rest of Soro's intestines (hanging in the stables).
>>27721Im the evil character not this bull.
>>27723Yeah, but it'll cause drama if your character gets pregnant, and not in a good way.
>Im the evil character not this bull.Ikr.
>>27724Shut your bull mouth.
>>27723Thez was evil far before any of you lot,....
>>27727"thez are you there please help."
>>27728"Oh look now, suddenly he wants to see me,...."
>>27723Tay, please don't rape Inferius unless it's oral or with a strap-on anally. You are currently the ONLY female player character, besides the small child, who is not pregnant
>>27730"well if anybody rapes me i want to be you."
>>27730>>27732Queit you two. This IS happening.
>>27733You know, you can't just >rape with a single dice-roll,... it takes several rounds of contestable interactions and forced giggity to pull off a >rape
THEZ, STOP HIM FROM CUMMING INSIDE HER!
[1d100 = 1]>>27737Its not like
every sex results in a pregnancy,....
>>27738Wow, that was a d100. I'm inclined to think it did
>>27739Did Thez do nothing to stop her?
>>27738"damn it i dont want my dick inside anyone whoes not you thez. i wish you felt the same way i do. i love you, you broke my heart when you fucked trump."
>>27740Oh please, this whole thing is invalid. Are you saying that Taylor could over-power Infernius? His strength bonus ALONE beats out any of her dice rolls.
Someone please stop Tay before we have a third pregnant female, and Trumpaladin has to go get another female pregnant to be equal with Inferius
>>27745That's a good start, but the first dice-roll pertains to starting a grapple. From there, you need another roll to pin the opponent, and from there you need
another roll (with a negative modifier) to successfully >rape
Does Tracy have >rape sense?
Thez! Do something! That's your husband!
>>27751"He's been a douche, he deserves to sweat for a bit."
[1d20 = 7]>>27750i drag taylor to the forge amd throw her into the furnace.
>>27751>was meme-makingAren't they both in the forest, looking for watermarks?
[2d20 = 11]>>27755Yes, I was just responding in character to why Thez isn't breaking them up.
Actually on scene and in game, Thez sighs.
T> Double Stunning Fist
>>27754RIP Tay
>>27755Yes, But GM hasn't responded to that, so I figured we may as well stop Inferius from impregnating Tay so Trumpaladin doesn't have to go find another mare
[2d20 = 28]
Both Tay and Infernius are stunned for the next round.
T>Double-Sweep