Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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[1d100 = 19]
Wow fail, how bad?
[1d4+5 = 9]
Ponimaru is stunned for 1 round and takes damage
>>27559i wish, hitler would barely even speak to me.
*senses disturbance in force*
*Feels suddenly angry*
*steam rises*
Trumpaladin leaves the stables to go to kitchen, prepare a cup of chamomile tea, and deliver it to Slovenia.
"It's been an eventful last 24 hours. How about for you?"
>>27565Success. Ponimaru regains his senses as Infernius takes hold again. Next action?
>>27563Normally, Clerics need to pray daily to even cast spells at all. You also have divination spells to receive certain answers/guidance from him, which you never use.
>>27557"you gonna co-operate boy? i dont want to do this you are making me"
ready an action to knee him in the head.
>>27569"I don't answer to you, and by your latest, you've lost your way anyhow."
>>27569Don't you need improved unarmed combat to knee your opponent in the head while grappling?
>>27568nigger ive been trying to talk to him basically the whole campaign. its been radio silence except for one time.
>>27570"lost my way? i think im alot better now. i mean jews are the master race right?"
>>27573i feel dirty even saying that.
>>27572Hitler doesn't exactly fit the standard mold of "God", so pardon me if I have been at a loss as to how to approach him as such. I haven't even read Mein Kampf.
>>27573"I neither know nor care if or which race is 'master'. I know who
I work with/for. That is all that matters to me."
>>27575"you work for my wife that means you work for me now."
>>27572>Divination>Augury>CommuneAnd if you wanted an alternative, there was always the talking Elway shrine.
>>27566hey do me a favor and change my flag to Israel for the time being.
>>27579I was afraid of being disintegrated.>>27580Of course they aren't, but it's better than just becoming Jewish.
Goddamn, this is just like that Jewish/Muslim prophecy with the red heifer...
>>27585This
>>27584Ur a rogue, you won't lose class levels
>>27576"I am not property, I serve who is worthy."
>>27586wait thats a real prophecy? i thought it was a meme.
*Finishes polishing helmet*
>>27588What about those levels in Blackguard and Assassin? Evil Alignment is a requirement for them.
>>27589All prophecies are memes.
All memes are prophecies.
>>27588"im the worthiest out of anyone. i wish to bring about equality to the citizens of this world."
>>27590what if someone looked into the future and saw infernuis and made a prophecy?
>>27590To acquire them yes, but you can be a risen blackguard
>>27591Now TRUMP feels a disturbance in the force
"I sense Bolshevism"
>>27591"You're a fool, inflated by his own ego. You know nothing of equality, else you'd not be attempting physical coersion. You'd have snapped my neck moments ago,... if you had the skill."
>>27595"that's because you are racist."
>>27594>empathetic link*ears perk*
"Is it time for The Ride?"
>>27595Get there first.
>>27596"Is it racist to be loyal?"
>>27599"oy vey. of course it is. now lead me to the fucking rats!"
>>27597Kek, we're not gonna meta game that hard
*grabs pony fur*
"Not yet. But it may be soon, my little pony"
>>27602Good point.
*puts finishing touches on helmet*
[1d20 = 5]>>27600"Then I'll die a racist."
P> Stunning Fist
>>27604Tracy needs to teach Ponimaru some lessons on not fucking up when you're trying to look awesome/honorable...
>>27603"Little pony, I really don't think those eggs will hatch while you are away... There's something that needs to be done, and having an extra tracker would be very helpful"
>>27605*ignores the fact he tried to do that*
"there are plenty of ways to burn a cat. ill let you go but if you ever tell thez or tracy or any one else im not just going to burn down bens shop ill burn down the entirety of port barry."
>>27608"You expect me to believe you'll let me go?"
>>27609"yea i do"
*sets hores down*
"remember what i said boy or the blood of the people will be on your hands."
Come on, Ben. Stop staring, and use one of your Jewish tricks to press the button to the Jewelry Shop's robbery alarm, or send out a pigeon.
>>27509Thats not even what I wanted.
I want it to sbe able to to shoot high powered lasers with a long recharge.
>>27511Can Torc help fix the mine?
Also, I'm Infernius' target, aren't I?
>>27614>can torcuil help fix the mine/get away from Darth InferniusThat's actually an excellent idea. Try it
>>27613Ben took off long ago, Infernius failed his spot check
>>27614>Twilight Scepter>LasersHow was I supposed to intuit that these were supposed to be the same thing
>>27616This, but that's besides the point. The Twilight Sceoter is too powerful for any mortal
>>27617that heretic better not fuck with me.
>>27619Ben is far too much of a coward than to try and oppose Infernius, after what he's just seen
>>27616You weren't, I just always forget to specify shit.
I mean Twilight shot lasers at times so can I get that going for me>>27615Yep, to the mine for me
>>27619I do have to ask, are you trying to get him killed?
>>27615If we could gather the material Quickly enough to craft a Lyre of Building, Taylor could excavate the entire mine in half an hour. She could build a new stage castle for herself every week.
>>27621is that a bitch i smell?
>>27622no, but he really shouldn't cross Darth Infernuis.
>>27623SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27624Yeah, you really need to take a shower and get that off you
>>27624I mean, are you trying to get
Infernius killed?
>>27627oh, no im not anymore. hes moved past that.
*pours blood over mace*
"I wish this thing didn't take so long to craft..."
>>27626What about the meta-gaming BS?"Yes, Flashy?"
Wheres Infernuis? He needs a good raping.
>>27629*is clearly disturbed, because she's fucking pouring blood on a sword right in front of him*
"Uh... That troll village still exists. I was thinking of taking my Broncos to go destroy it. But first, it needs to be found. I'll take Fae but if we had a second tracker I think it could go faster, especially if you began while the troops were being assembled and brought to the forest."
>>27632"That does sound like fun..."
*puts some warm, fluffy blankets around eggs*
"That should keep them warm enough for a few hours. I'm game.."
>>27630Our would've made him into hamburgers already for this BS, but they don't know where he is or what he's done. He's at Ben's jewelry shop, but meta-gaming is bad.
>>27636One of the faggots can always try to pull a "Monty Python God sticking his head out of the clouds" head shit.
I vote Trump because divine connection shit
>>27636"So how do you want to do this, little pony? I was thinking you go get a head start on tracking then, while I'll ride Fae to the mine start and get the troops, leading them into the forest while Fae tracks, then you report any findings by pigeon or link to us, and join us for the battle. But if you have different ideas, I'll listen"
>>27639It only cost the fabricate spell, but it'll take a while.. Unless we find a way to gather the materials faster..
>>27640Clerics get +10 on will saves, so he must've rolled a 1 (again) to get possessed.
However, normally, grossly violating his God's rule would cause him to lose his powers, but we diverge for the sake of plot. >>27641I didn't say he was possessed.
Whered the gm go? i want to rape the bull.
>>27639If characters collaborate on crafts, could they get finished faster?
>>27644Shoot.. I just realized you can't.. We'll need Torc to make some scrolls for it.
Torc, would you be willing? We could get a whole lot done with this item. It can do the work that 100 men could in a day, in just half an hour.
>>27646100 men in 3 days*
Also, with enough ranks in Perform, it could be played all day. Also fortifies buildings during attack.
>>27648I put all my points into perform.
>>27649You can put fifteen in, so you could keep playing for hours unless you roll a two.
It'll take tie to craft though..
Well, I still have no wifi after a day of the internet being out
Tracy's faggot, respond to my last post. It's insanely difficult to link posts from this browser on mobile
>>27649>>2765010 points, class level = max a available skill
>>27651Tell me about it, I've been mobile for about a month now.
I'm looking forward to fixing my pc
>>27652Ayyy, he's back
>>27652>>27649>>27636>thought I answered earlier, sorry*stretches*
"Sure, I can do that, do you have any leads?"
GM, CALL MOUNT - FAE
Can the troops be called in or does Trumpaladin need to go personally fetch them?
>>27655"Unfortunately... No, I don't. I do know that the village Inferius found was actually not a troll village at all, but rather a village of Tree-Orcs. That city you found was not it. The only thing we know at the moment is that a village probably exists, and the Trolls that attacked the loggers probably came from it. I'd recommend looking for paths or any extant tracks leading from the logging clearing back to the troll village. If you could find if, I could lead the Cavalry in and clear it"
>>27654I never left, I've just been trying to figure out all the shit that is going on in the background, outside of the player interactions. I AM leaving now, but only for about 15-20 minutes
fug off, its payday >>27655>stretching that provocatively in front of himYou're lucky he already fucked her less than an hour ago in gane time