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>>27457
Okkay, I can wrap my mind around it now. You're essentially doing a dark-side conversion, in the same sense that a Blackguard is a dark-side conversion (in some cases) of a Paladin.
>>27458
Not necessarily

>>27457
Sithlords are Lawful Evil.

>>27458
dont worry this is a multi part plan.
it might help.

>>27459
Can Patron deities be traded?

"ben what do you know of lord soros?"

Good Morning fellow losers
How are we Today

>>27461
If you became Lawful Evil, you could still be a Nazi Cleric.

>>27464
Infernius is having retarded ideas, again.

>>27463
8O

>>27464
see
>>27453

>>27469
You stupid bull...

>>27463
"I hear that he is an all-but unstoppable force in the Abyss, and is positioning himself to claim it in entirety. Its also said that if successful, he plans to finish the war with Hell. He basically wants full control over everything infernal and diabolical."

>>27470
ive been waiting so long to drop this bombshell

>>27471
"summon him for me ben, outside port barry."

>>27473
"I can't do that, and I wouldn't even if I could. My contract has an exclusivity clause."

>>27474
"ben you dont want to make me angry,i know you can."

>>27475
"No, I can't."
He actually can't. Even if he wasn't bound by contract, he's no spell-caster.

>>27476
"give me a vial of your blood. ill do it myself."

>>27477
Stupid bull.

"ponimaru i know your here come out."

>>27477
Dude, just 'cuz he's a jew doesn't mean he worships Soros or has the 'key' to getting his attention. It doesn't work like that. If you really want to go down this route, you should try and track down some (((rats))).

>>27482
oh i know like i said this is a multi step plan, i still need some of bens blood (if i casted something on his blood could it lead me to more jews?)

>>27483
A clever idea, but no. To give perspective, the (((rats))) are the equivalent of the Ashkenazi jews. However, the missing Jew gold could.

>>27484
Don't rule him out yet, I think I know where he's going with this. He'll have to make some damn fine bluff and deception checks if I'm right though.

>>27466
What kind of ret...
>>27468
DAMN IT INFERNIUS WE DON'T WANT A SATAN WORSHIPING CLERIC

>>27485
"ben and ponimaru if either of you tell anyone what ive said here today ill be back. trust me you dont want that."

>>27487
this is your fault.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm_RK2EdV0
>>27488
>I'll be back
Hey, saying that tgen driving a car through a wall is my job
>>27489
Torcuil: the party's official strawman of blame

>>27488
Okay, this is getting good.
May I remind players that this entire dialogue is unknown to anyone outside Ben's shop, which is everyone.

>>27490
"Do jews name all their children "Satan"? No!"
fukking kek

>>27491
Yeah I figured
>>27492
Wrong image

>>27490
i can link the post that made him snap.
>>26971
>>26972

>>27495
>>27494
so i reiterate THIS IS ON YOU.

>>27495
I can't find the lie.
And I'm sure GM would agree.
I mean, hell, hhe first thing she did when we found port barry is find the whores

>>27497
you shoved a repressed thought out into the open.that was just enough to push him over.

*polishes eggs*

>>27498
Damn it, even Trump is calling you out for becoming a Jew

>>27500
Kek

>>27497
No, its cuz Thez is a pimp
>>27498
I can't find the Twilight Scepter pic, but let's see where this goes

>>27500
top quality m8.

>>27502
Can I make one for Torc?
In the mean time, pic related

>>27505
>>27506
well this is awkward.

>>27504
No, you may not make Twilight Scepter
>>27501
How many magical items is Tracy working on right now?
>>27505
>>27506
Yeah that one

>>27504
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.

>>27509
"ben where did the rats go?"
detect lies.

Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag

Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)

>>27510
"IDFK" true

>>27512
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*

>>27507
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.

>>27513
If present, Ponimaru has yet to reveal himself.

>>27515
"Damn it i know your here come out before i get mad."

>>27516
He doesn't come when I call him; why would he come now?

>>27516
A grey-form attempts to streak past.
You have an attack of opportunity.

[1d20+14 = 32]
>>27518
grapple

[1d20 = 1]
>>27518
You succeed in catching Ponimaru, attempting to flee. Actions?

>>27519
Reminder, you took off the sleeves, and the belt, and whatever else.

>>27521
i get up and walk out the door.
"ill bring him back alive dont worry."
>>27522
right. that's only plus 5 then
hes still got the ring on.

[3d20 = 35]
>>27523
P> Flurry of blows

[3d10+6 = 15]
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.

>>27524
those all miss my ac is 17.

*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.

>>27526
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7

>>27527
I forgot to add the bonus for the belt, but yeah this

Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables

*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"

[1d20 = 14]
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong

>>27531
+4 so 18

>>27529
>bonus for the belt
RIP, Infernius.
>tried to grapple a fleeing hoers
>got kicked brutally
Don't mess with hoers.
>>27530
"~Hmmm.. Well, kind of.."
>>27531
Staph. Bullying Ponimaru is Tracy's thing.

>>27534
You're going to die in your sleep, Jude.

[1d20 = 15]
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)

>>27535
ill skin you alive starting with your stomach.

>>27536
+4

[1d20 = 17]
>>27538
Intimidation fails
P> Break grapple

>>27538
Roll opposed grapple check

>>27537
Don't touch her (non-sexual) boy toy.

>>27541
Success, he doesn't break free. Action?

>>27542
already am

>>27545
Can Clerics spontaneously cast even while grappling?

>>27542
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys

>>27545
>>27546
lol no

[1d20 = 12]
>>27548
okay i snap his neck then.

>>27547
She just likes to pick on him for fun. Consider it part of his edge training.
>>27549
I'm going to kill you.

>>27549
Leave Ben's pet alone!

>>27549
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.

By the way, next time I say LOL no, consider your action wasted.

[1d20 = 19]
>>27552
>>27553
ok i throw him hed first into the wall.

"sorry kiddo you should have listened."