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Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

849 replies and 64 files omitted.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27352
27354 27356 27358
>>27350
Shit, if you want to try talking to him, go ahead
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27353
27354 27356 27357 27358 27360 27428
>>27350
fuck you, dont put him in there.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27354
>>27353
>>27352

Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27355
27357 27358
>>27350
Drow have crazy magic resistance, but feel free to help.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27356
27357 27359 27428
>>27347
>>27353
>>27352
i can talk to the dead.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27357
>>27356
>>27353
>>27355

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27358
27359
>>27352
WOO HOO
>>27355
Does he have bullet resistence?
>>27353
But what if I kill him, then revive him?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27359
27361
>>27356
>>27349
Fug it then.
Tracy kisses both of her eggs, wheels the body-cast into the Entertron, and wakes-up Darkie.
"Good morning, sunshine. How was the trip?"
>>27356
He's still at Ben's place.
>>27358
>kill him
Already did that. Waste of time.
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27360
>>27353
We need to revive him. Should have done that yesterday
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27361
27363
>>27359
Damn it...
Does he say what alot?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27362
>>27346
"hey ben."
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27363
27364
>>27361
He doesn't afraid of anything
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27364
27366
>>27363
That is not what I fucking asked
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27365
Trumpaladin joins the Blue One.

He says to Darkie:
"My associates stumbled upon your spiders. Pretty impressive little trap you had there, if I say so"
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27366
>>27364
True, but if you approach interrogating him that way you'll discover as Tracy and I did that that's the only answer you'll find
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27367
is gm kill?
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27368
27369
Does anyone in the party have acid?
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27369
27370
>>27368
*sighs*
Tracy, Thez and I already tried to inflict pain - he's perfectly immune or something. I think making an elixir of truth or flattering him or something would be more effective
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27370
27371
>>27369
Well its not like you guys told me this.
I didn't even know darkie existed till this morning
I didn't even know who he was until tonight
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27371
27372 27375
>>27370
Well, I'll give you the quick rundown then

Darkie is a drow elf, probably one of the elves who stole our money, who was masquerading as proprietor of the bazar. He was captured by Inferius and the Gestapo when he ran, tied up, and brought back to the vault. We tried various methods of inflicting pain, but nothing did anything. Tracy killed him accidentally while trying to paralyze him. The guy is insanely cocky.

I would like to note, a bit off topic, that they way Inferius traced him was to imagine the location of the treasure itself, which suggested the market. I think the gold may actually still be there, or was there
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27372
27373 27374
GM, is there anyway that spell resistance can be overcome?
>>27371
Thanks mate
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27373
27376
>>27372
To overcome spell resistance is 1d20 + Caster level
Anonymous
ulYHP
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No.27374
27376 27378
>>27372
Spells aren't going to work on this guy, from what I can tell, or at least not to the point we can get what we want out of him.
Try checking the magic overview pages on a wiki. Spell resistance is pretty basic.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27375
>>27371
it was gone by the time i got there.
dMfDF
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No.27376
27377 27381
[1d20+15 = 22]
>>27373
Infernius is the backup if I fuck up this roll
May kek have mercy on me
>>27374
Cleric spells level 2

Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27377
27379 27381
>>27376
>infernius is now our hope for this shit
Fuck
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27378
27384
>>27374
Detect lies and Zone of Truth have already been used on this guy successfully, although that latter spell I think is cast on an area and not a person. Why not try Charm Person or Suggestion or what have you on him though? Couldn't hurt
AYxkj
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No.27379
27380
[1d20+15 = 17]
>>27377

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27380
>>27379
o-oh
Anonymous
taYuP
?
No.27381
27382
>>27376
>>27377
You know he's miles away right?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27382
27383
>>27381
im at bens im not that far.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27383
>>27382
Far enough, depending on what you are needed for
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27384
27385 27386
>>27378
Zone of truth is an area
Well, no magic, so I am fucked unless you need him shot
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27385
27387
>>27384
no magic?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27386
27388
>>27384
You can try to ask him questions when GM comes back from the dead. I can cast Zone of Truth (barely, I'm almost out of spells)
Anonymous
dMfDF
?
No.27387
27389
>>27385
Well, neither of us really passed that roll

>I am fucked
Okay, strange ass question incoming.
Have we tried hiring a prostitute to fuck the truth out of him?
What effect would that have on him being from a materarchiel (spelling) society?
I swear I'm not stupid or insane
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27388
>>27386
dont waste it ill detect lies on him.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27389
27390 27391 27403
>>27387
That's... A bit far, but I think maybe having Thez or Tracy sex talk him might be worth trying to see how he responds, even though it may just make him cockier. Tay would be perfect for this, but unfortunately she's out
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27390
27391 27392 27397
>>27389
Fuck using Tracy or Thez.
Get Trollestia with a banana
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27391
27392
>>27390
>>27389
>darth infernuis
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27392
27393
>>27390
I'll grant you Trollestia is pretty scary but I'm not sure this guy can be scared

>>27391
Is Darth Infernius going to try to seduce him?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27393
27394 27397
>>27392
why dont you have one of your countless do it?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27394
27397 27403
>>27393
>have one of my waifus do it
Well, Torcuil has just suggested Trollestia, who I would generally say is a Grade A tormentor but I'm not sure this guy feels fear. I suggested Tracy do it, though I should know he's already met Tracy and probably already doesn't like her. As for Slovenia, she's a delicate flower, and not really the honey-pot type
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27395
Since GM is dead, I'm leaving.
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27396
27403
Fug. Sorry fam, but Im lit falling asleep at the keyboard. I thought i was gonna be ready/able, but I seem to have over-extended myself.

Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27397
27398 27403
>>27390
>>27393
>>27394
Actually, there's at least a chance this guy isn't into beastiality, so it may be worth having Thez - who is half-elf and actually humanoid - try it
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27398
27400 27403
>>27397
infernuis would sooner fuck him before he would let himself be cucked again.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27399
27403
I thought i would - hoped even/ratjer - to have been more readily responsive, but I'm drwing a blank here. I don't want to waste any (more) time, so I goota ask: where does everyone wanto to be when i can better "be here" to engage?
taYuP
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No.27400
>>27398
No sex, sweet talking. Like Rarity does to the stallions in The Best Night Ever. Using female powers
\r
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27401
27403 27404 27409
Part of me wants to suck it up and keep going, but I know my ingenuity is compromised, and at best I can do a C+ effort. With all that's gone one, you guys deserve a better show.
Anonymous
YKP3V
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No.27403
27404
>>27399
>>27398
>>27397
>>27396
>>27394
>>27389
Someone say my name?
>>27401

Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27404
27405
>>27403
Tay? We've got a captured Drow Elf we think you could try to honey-pot. He stole our gold and we need to know where it is
>>27401
I don't know, this is now consuming an insane amount of time. I'm entering Finals season, and I'm going to need to spend more time reading and preparing for that over these next two weeks
Tay
YKP3V
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No.27405
27406
>>27404
I could help by sudecueing him.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27406
27407 27416
>>27405
Hell yeah! I have no idea if that would work at all, but we tried "enhanced interrogation" and the guy is immune to pain. Let's see if he is immune to pleasure as well
Tay
YKP3V
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No.27407
27408
>>27406
Are we still on for tonight?
Trumpaladin
taYuP
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No.27408
27409
>>27407
Unfortunately it looks like GM is kaput for tonight, but there is tomorrow
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27409
>>27401
>>27408
Sleep tight gm.
Tay
YKP3V
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No.27414
27415 27416
Hello my fellow goyim.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27415
27418
>>27414
hey,whats up?
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27416
27417 27418
>>27414
'Morning.
>>27406
Not to be contentious, but you didn't really ask him anything, you just started cutting him up, assuming he would spill his guts (no pun).
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27417
27418
>>27416
they didnt ask any questions at all?
>good job guys.
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27418
27419 27426 27427
>>27416
>>27417
>>27415
Im going to rape Infernuis.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27419
>>27418
what? why?
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27420
27421 27422 27426
So here's the situation with Darkie. He doesn't seem to (cuz he doesn't) respond at all to negative reinforcement. It's almost as though he's been ripped apart piece by piece before, and is thoroughly unimpressed. Murder/torture/brutality is how Drow operate, particularly by females toward males. Even the most useful and diligent male is a second-class citizen, and Darkie is arrogant and insubordinate.
His head is in a bucket, which is a new experience for him though, and if I hadn't fallen asleep while sitting at the keyboard, I would have began the dialogue. My advice (consider it an intuition thing) is to make him a better offer.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27421
27423
>>27420
they put him in a full body cast and revived him last night.
Anonymous
ulYHP
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No.27422
27424
>>27420
That's alright, I fell asleep too.
I actually figured that negative reinforcement wouldn't work; although Tracy isn't necessarily the best negotiator. I'm going to let the professional deal-maker (who put all his ranks into Diplomacy) speak first, before I jump in afterwards.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27423
27425 27428
>>27421
I'd have left him in the bucket, but okay.
>>27323
Stop. loot. whoring.
Anonymous
ulYHP
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No.27424
>>27422
Also. I gotta eat breakfast
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27425
>>27423
*drops-off blades in the armory before head back to the stables*
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27426
>>27420
See
>>27418

Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27427
>>27418
Get back from Spartintar before we start another circus fire.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27428
27432 27433
>>27423
i specifically said
>>27356
>>27353

Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27429
27430 27431
K, so Tracy is in the stables, Infernius is talking to Ben, Taylor is,... last I checked was still in Sparentinar, Torcuil is, going to try and get a concrete club made,.... Where's Trump?
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27430
27432
>>27429
Can i be in port jerry?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27431
27432
>>27429
Trump was outside the Entertron, greeting Darkie as he woke up.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27432
>>27428
Yeah, that would have worked well desu.
>>27430
jej yeah, that's fine.
>>27431
Splendid.

Thez (when did she get here?) who is upside-down on the ceiling remarks, "I liked him better in the bucket, but since he's both alive and immobile, you could try a Geas that compels him to help us."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27433
27434 27435
>>27428
Can dead people lie?
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27434
>>27433
i can detect lies.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27435
27437
>>27433
Speak with dead doesn't produce the soul of the person, it accesses the memories contained in the body. The spell wouldn't allow Infernius to talk to "dead-Darkie", it would temporarily animate dead-Darkie's body.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27436
"Detect lies, zone of truth, those won't help you get the information out of him, it will only prevent him from telling lies. He can simply refuse to answer unless some form of compulsion is used on him, or someone can think of an incentive that he would actually go for."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27437
>>27435
even better.
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27438
27439
We can just kill him again, if he doesn't want to make a deal.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27439
27440
>>27438
>implying he wont break out.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27440
27442
>>27439
This. I'm not sure how a body-cast was made without either reviving him first, or going into the vault, both of which would have been more problematic than anyone realizes. For sake of the game not grinding to a halt, I'll just say 'sure, he's in a body cast', but there's far more to those little spiders than just "squish, they're gone now".
ulYHP
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No.27441
[1d100 = 9]
Rolling eggs before I g2g for a while
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27442
27443
>>27440
so about ben.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27443
27445
>>27442
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27445
27446
>>27443
"ben you jew right?"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27446
27447
>>27445
oh not this again
"Did the yamulke give it away?"
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27447
27448 27449 27451
>>27446
you don't even know.
so yes? what yamulke?
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27448
27450
>>27447
Don't kill our shekel-farmer.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27449
27450 27451
>>27447
Please avoid attacking the jew with the money-hack contract, you'll only make matters worse.
>yarmulke
The jew hat
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27450
>>27449
>>27448
jej.
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27451
27452
>>27447
>>27449
"so yes? what yamulke?"
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27452
27453
>>27451
"The one on my head, yes."
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27453
27454 27455 27468
>>27452
"me want covert to Judaism."
Anonymous
ulYHP
?
No.27454
27456 27457
>>27453
Dammit. It's even more retarded than I thought.
..C-can Clerics even convert..?
Tay
YKP3V
?
No.27455
>>27453
Reeeeee.
Anonymous
XFF+1
?
No.27456
27457
>>27454
Yeah, I don't even know how to respond to that one
Anonymous
AYxkj
?
No.27457
27459 27460
>>27454
>>27456
>darth infernuis rises
hes the antithesis of regular infernuis i even did a recolor last night.