Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27248i do but i was asking if i could get 2 of the same enchanment.
>>27247I think Bane weapons only work on one favored target, but idk. Either way, it'll take time, and your character
claimed he was going to the capital all by himself, last we heard from him.
Anyway, try to figure out what your character is doing next before asking more meta stuff. The scene was left in a really bad spot last time.
>>27250im headed to bens jewlery shop.
>>27249I guess I could think of......
A peice of curb that can shoot smoke bombs full of tear/death gas
Now with opptional swasticas
[1d100 = 43]Rolling for eggs
>>27252That sounds like it'd take an epic feat, desu.
>>27255I guess it could be a flaming curb
+2 oven damage
>>27240I take it you don't want the Drow hand?
>>27259Smoee grenade launcher club or flaming club?
I can only give you it now if you want the fire one, the launcher would require Lenos' help
>>27260i can wait for the launcher.
>>27262i vow to not make any party member put their mouths on the curb.
>>27264Luckiy all Torc has to do is set some rebar and concrete
Does anyone know where I can find some drawing of elves with Dutch braids? I'm trying to meme, but google doesn't help very much...
>>27266i couldn't find any when i looked.
>>27266which program did you use again?
>ms paint a shit. >>27269heres the only good image i found.
>>27270I said drawing. I can't meme a photo.
Also, I don't think Thez really looks anything like that.
>>27272like i said m8,im looking but all i can find is shitty cosplays.
>>27272Actually,
>>27271 isn't far off except for the skin-tone
>>27276
ill continue my search then.
>>27275>>27274Would she be lighter or darker than that? I know she's gray, so I can just desaturate pics I find.
>>27275I can't recolor that. I'm not that great.
>>27278>Would she be lighter or darker than that?>>27271are you talking about this one?
>>27279What shade of gray are Duergars usually? Like concrete?
>>27281So like a stoney slate. Got it.
>>27282Pardon the lewd, but this is the most accurate depiction I can find on a quick search.
>depiction
...of skin-tone
>>27283Eh, still not a pony, but I could cum inside of that
>>27287"grey-skinned elves" in Duckduckgo. I dunno honestly
>>27289>Duckduckgo.Idk why I don't use that more. Noted for future reference.
>>27292its hosted out of isreal.
>>27293*Philadelphia
still run by a jew though.
>>27192Drow elves are something else. Its a matriarchal society based on affluence and extreme cunning. Houses are constantly engaged in
barely civilized war against one another, except that any
overt (read: sloppy and therefore reportable) aggression is met with swift and exacting vengeance, but otherwise its anything goes (and 'unreportable' acts are quite encouraged). Non-drow are referred to as 'iblith' (fecal matter) and there are no prohibitions against maligning them for any reason (though please, have some dignity).
>>27196Often times the phylactery is a ridiculously valuable and custom-cut gemstone, but yes
As for the rest, you're all very silly
>>27271When I tried to saturate this meat-creature's hair it just divided nto blue, green and a bunch of colors that ruined the pic even after I swapped them to red.. I'll post it anyway though, since its just a draft idea.
>>27296have i made it to bens yet?
>>27299You will when I finish cooking
>>272983D elves/dwarfs are not important.
Does this look like her?
>>27303>Red headI think that places her firmly in the "Danger Zone" on the Hot-Crazy chart
>>27304Idk. She's half wood-elf, so that a normal color for them.
Then again, idk how crazy the average wood elf girl is... Alright, I'm pretty much good to go from here on out.
>>27305IDK about the piercings,... or the suspenders
>>27304Def crazy
>>27303Nice, but dainty. She's not
BTW, I appreciate all the effort, but all you're doing is feeding the ego of my dissociative identity,... Xp
>>27308>>27304nah definitely marriage material.
Alright, where are we and what the hell are we doing tonight?
>>27311Well last I checked, Tracy was working on a plethora of magical items, Infernius was just getting to Ben's shop, Torcuil was contemplating several items (including Lich-dom) and Trump was,.....
>>27313I alredy said no to the Lich-dom, but I am trying to think of some new shit for Torc
>>27313Tracy ordered one of the Gestapo (temporally put under her command by admiral Torcuil) to bring her the equipment that was confiscated from Darkie. What did he bring back?
*polishes eggs*
>>27313>>27314torc was going to get lennos help making a curb club.
>>27316Uh, what is it? Torc is still happy with his fully body kilt, but that may be changing soon...
Maybe, but he will always have a normal kilt
>>27317I haven't forgotten, I'll do it before the night is over
>>27314Yes, you
said that,....
>>27315Rapier of Puncturing +2, Throwing Short Sword +3
>>27317e_e Yes, I saw that,... I was hoping to avoid speaking about it
>>27313Trumpaladin has procured a pearl from Tracy, and casts "Owl's Wisdom" on it
If there is a way to get another level 2 Paladin spell inTrumpaladin also takes a stone
Or Football and calls upon Elway to bestow upon it his favor
>>27320Sweet.
*Adds to bag* (unless a certain Paladin needs it that badly)
>>27322You really want to try and carry around a curb e_e
>>27322This.
Also, what are my choices for items to increasing Torc's strength. Not to Trump and Infernius levels, but regular levels so he can use his sword decently.
>>27324Not a full curb, more like a 2-3 foot section is what I envisioned
>>27324i need a portable curb if i want to curb stomp faggots jews and ziggers.
>>27324Can clund be made of concrete/stone?
I agree though: he should work on his deity's favored martial weapon first, since that's what he's actually proficient in.
>>27325You have two guns and an absolutely insane list of spells, why do you want to use a sword?
>>27325Uhm,... Infernius just dropped to on you, and one of them doesn't eat you.
>>27326Define curb stomp
>>27327You're not helping
>>27323No claim. Do you have the "weapon finesse" feat, because that would allow you to use your plus 4 dexterity modifier on the rapier or a whip
Alright, math time to prove this isn't completely unreasonable
It is but I dont careAverage curb height: about 5 inches
Assuming the club is square in heigth and width: 5in x 5in x 30 in
Weight: about 64 lbs
This is reasonable for a minotaur
>>27330?????
>>27330Plan C
>>27337Does he mean the armband things?
>>27335I
meant in game context. Ur not going to be able (OR allowed) to wander around shoving a concrete club in faces and then curb-stomping.
What do you hope to accomplish?
>>27339What I meant when I brought it up was an actual club.
Something he could smack people around with
>>27339could i do it on a successful grapple attempt?
>>27334Are you planning on pursuing Black guard or assassin class next upgrade?
>>27342It matters if I can foresee a way to increase her Int.
Can existing animals be made into Fiendish Servants, or does that only apply to summoned fiends?
>>27340Clubs are fine. Concrete-curb-clubs, no.
>>27341As a coup de grace perhaps, but otherwise no.
>>27344No
>GM wonders if this hasn't just been a very long, very drawn out troll
Is there anyone left in the tower who could interrogate Darkie again? His body-cast should be finished.
>>27346Goddamn it, its reasonable size.
Now, about the strength items
>>27347We have the entrotron, right?
And that will revive anything, right?
Also, Torc could help.
Magic might be useful
>>27346>>27345>>27348what about a regular concrete club?