Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>27017What was on the laundry list?
>>27019Please tell some. GM answers our "what would have happened if" questions
Are we doing anything intresting tonight? Or is it just gonna be more drama?
>>27024
Holy Shit, if hadn't've killed you I fucking would have
>>27024
That's... Really impressive. I was thinking about reviving Korak, to try to reason with him as an ally. Although that would have required going back to the tower, which is not where I wanted to be
>>27026Is the theme "reviving people Torc has killed" now?
>>27012This I think I can do, although I'll have to wait until a dev comes on. If we still had the naked and editable configuration I could probably figure out how to do it myself tonight, but a dev turned that off
>>27027He died in my custody, or maybe Tracy's but sure, why not.
>>27029Or perhaps in Leno's custody?
>>27029Torc is the one who killed him: it ended with a duel.
>>27031He was barely alive after that, but still conscious because I wanted to ask him questions.
>>27030Lenos just tied his corpse to a pole so he could use him as a punching bag.
>>27032Torc shot him in the head.
>>27034I had a conversation with him after Torcuil relinquished him to me
>>27036That was before he was shot.
>>27036Bullshit, I dumped the corpse infront of you and said "do as you please"
>>27039He was alive at the moment you did that. That's why I wanted him. To ask him questions
>>27040How the hell was he alive?
He was shot in the goddamned skull
>>27041Because it's D&D, if you haven't figured it out by now
>>27042He still dealt the killing blow
>>27043>>27044I had an entire series of questions for him after he was delivered from Torcuil and the questions were answered
>>27044Also this.
Torc finished-off the duelist: that's why he got the gunz.
>>27046Because he begged and begged and begged to be allowed to duel him and GM obliged even after you kept trying to attack Korak.
>>27047>begging>putting this shit in my mouthThis is why I call you an ass
>>27048Not sure, but he was dead when Lenos put him up. Tracy was after me in the chain. He may have died of wounds or was killed by Lenos
>>27049And I call you an ass because I can't even talk about Kefka being killed without you interjecting "oh you mean the guy I killed." You've done this like three fucking times when there was no cause. Fuck off
*Tracy finishes polishing her precious eggs, and decides to work on a Disguise Self scroll (for glamouring armor)*
Where are the characters atm?
>>27051I literally said that I was joking and fine with it.
>>27049Stop bragging "oh I'm the one who killed kefka and Korak." No one else does that, only you. All of the larger kills are a collective effort. We all usually play at least some role in killing them. Stop interjecting out of character because it's infuriating
>>27054You said that on one occasion. Not just now or the first time
>>27047>>27049>>27054>>27050ladies , ladies you both look pretty in the dress.
Let's cut the meta arguments.
It doesn't even matter who finished him anyway: he's just as dead.
>>27056So you gonna buy your thez something nice?
>>27053Inferius is heading over to Ben's, I know that
>>27056Kek, I desrve this
>>27057But I look better in the dress!
>>27056Go make up with your waifu in space or something.
>>27060Of which Tay does not respect the boundries of
>>27061This should work
I mean it worked for the Physcopath, and Tracy too
>>27062You're really lucky your waifu doesn't drag you to the edge of space and keep you hostage there until you've proposed to her
>>27063You keep that up and I'm making you go with Tay to the Moonbase
>>27062I hate to say it but
>>27065 This
>>26997Hey! You stay away from my son! He's my heir
>>27069Did you just assume xer gender?
>>27070I need a son. Only males are proper heirs
>>27071You stay away from him. If anyone is going to abort him it's going to be me, which I'm not going to do now that Fae has assured me he is not the Anti-Christ
>>27068Well do
something now.
I want to get past dramatic stuff for now.
>>27072>not this shitIt was just an ironic meme, poking fun at the fact that he didn't actually know what gender his kid would be yet.
>>27073>I need a son.If you get a daughter, you could always roll again.
>>27074...After a year, that is..
>>27074>roll againKek
If Imfernius doesn't do shit with his wife to fix shit I'm going to sleep.
GM where are you?
I guess maybe a female could do it? She would be of partial English blood, and that's a stock that produces strong female leaders
>>27074>roll againI'd probably do that anyways
>>27074Good point. Trumpaladin summons Fae and his army, to track down and destroy the troll vilage.
Tracy's invited too if she leaves the eggs for long enough\r
Torc decides to use his authority at the gestapo to have them scan the city for any suspicious activity, he also put four men under temporary compand of Tracy
>>27081Is he a Mcdouble combo?
>>27083Have them bring her Darkie's tools.
>>27083Most of the gestapo should be in Durpistan
>>27082Ugh, I swear to god you two are gonna kill us all with your relationship
>>27084>under temporary comand of Tracy>>27086Where?
>>27085McRib? Big mac?
>>27082I just want one more waifu...
>>27087That city you people sacked
>>27086They wouldn't be very good Gestapo unless they left an adequate force in the town.
How many are there?
Tracy orders one of the guards to bring her the tools confiscated from Darkie at the detention center.
>>27090You can barely handle one waifu.
>>27092We need precise numbers settled.
Now you better share if you want to remain top waifu
>>27091no it weighs a few pounds,probably growing magic mushrooms by now desu.
>>27086wrong a small number is there.
>>27090why do you feel the need to have more than one?
>>27098A couple reasons, but mostly character goals
>>27099That's a very large number
>>27101thats because they are mining metal so lennos doesn't burn down the tower.
>>27095He got a new robe.
There's probably a low-level spell he could use to clean it too.
>>27104I'm not fucking using the damn robe of pockets
Why would you even want it?\r
>>27107>I'm not fucking using the damn robe of pocketsWhy not? It's no worse than the robe he had.
Since GM is kill, I'm retiring for the night
>>27107Can I have the robe of pockets? I carry a lot of things
>>27112Its just a bunch of pockets with mini pockets
>>27115Take it, I never wanted it
>>27117*takes robe of pockets, collects mushrooms for totes not recreational consumption, then thoroughly washes robe*
\r
>>27120Fuck if I know, GM is kill. I just know he left the stables
>>27122I'm not sure exactly. I would say the first thing would be to get a marriage license, but then Tracy's last words ("Have a nice day, ~Flashy") just sounded sarcastic in context and a little too much like Trolestia's "come back any time," so he'd probably delay that. I'd say to do something productive, either investigating the Bizarre again, destroying the Troll village, or something
>>27123>marriage licenseI doubt there is such a thing in Port Barry.
>>27123>sarcasticNo. You're overthinking it. I was basing it off of some old sitcom where the wife sees her husband off to work.
>>27123>something productiveTry crafting. Idk why you haven't made a shield yet.
>>27126>shieldHis sword is two handed and he has the ring shield
>sitcomWas it ironic or sarcastic in the sitcom?
>No laws in Port BarryHe'd have to make them then
>>27129You'll want a sheild at some point, trust me. Even a wooden one could help.
>two-handedA bastard sword is one and two handed.
>sitcomIdk it's name and I never saw anything other than that scene. It was so old it was in black and white, with grainy footage. I just remembered it feeling "traditional".
>>27132I think GM has stated Vanderiem must be wielded two handed. Do you mean one to create cover?
>>27136Definitely something smaller than a tower shield. Really, just try making things. You don't really use very many of your spells per day, so it'd be good to put them to use somehow. Right now, you're character's head is unprotected, which isn't good if you want to do heavy infantry or cavalry.
I could've sword he was a bastard sword.. Maybe I'm mistaken.
>>27137>>27142>>27141>>27140>>27139>>27138Both of you stop your bickering.
>>27143The new suit of armor includes a helmet, but I'm sure a better one could be located. I don't really know what items to craft...
I think the issue of whether Vanderiem could be wielded single handed was brought up and GM said two hands only. The magic ring shield is a real shield, that while not as big as a tower shield still counts as a shield