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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

900 replies and 63 files omitted.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27862
>>27857
i wish i would have went with now. oh well.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27863
27866
Spurs Tracy
"Fly! Full speed! Faster! Go above tree line!"
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27864
27866
>>27859
Was the bog and the partial fish not enough of a clue? Xp
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27865
27867
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I'll wait for Tracy before continuing.
This is map of initial attack (read, acid sream)
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27866
>>27864
Both, actually. I guessed it would appear ahead of us to take us on, but Black Dragons are smarter than that.
I bet at least 4 of those men are gone...
Tracy leaves a Trail of fire as she gallops.
>>27863
>spur
"Unf."
Fly just low enough to still scorch the Earth below.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27867
27870
>>27865
Problematic, but we'll take the situation as is. Order to find cover of possible, and attack with ranged weapon regardless
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27868
27876
Is this ground flamable? It's wet, but then it should still letting off methane bubbles.
Btw, THIS is why I suggested crafting a shield.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27869
27872
So, whats going on?
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27870
27873
>>27867
Tracy's arrows are pre-poisoned. Use those.
XFF+1
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No.27871
[11d4 = 27]

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27872
27876 27877
>>27869
Black dragon got angry/hungry after we walked right through his/her territory.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27873
27874
>>27870
Quick draws longbow, readies Tracy's arrows for a full round attack as soon as he is in range
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27874
27875
>>27873
Use the composite.
Shouldn't a Paladins ask questions first? We did violate the NAP by walking through the swamp.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27875
27878
>>27874
Is there a composite?

>ask questions first
Cute. Your orders are to attack immediately. Get him within sword range
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27876
27880 27881
The good(?) news is that only 5 have died, with only a couple other injuries (from acid, which is gnarly in and of its self).
>>27868
Doubtful
>>27872
More like, the hovering horse didn't stir the dragon but the laboring group did

Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27877
27882 27883
>>27872
Aww fuck, I cant believe youve done this
ulYHP
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No.27878
27883 27884
[3d20 = 32]
>>27875
Nah, circle around the rear end of the dragon (fly over water) as stealthily as possible, and get a better view first.
Then make a ride-by sneak attack on its wing (use poison)
Only he first attacjk is a sneak attack, but the Quickened blade can attack two more times after, so rolling 3d20 after the charge.
After that ride-by attack, fuck off asap.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27880
>>27876
Fae is commanded to Dragonne Roar the dragon

Unless she can use her COMMAND on Dragons, tell that one to stop for the next round
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27881
27887
>>27876
Fae is commanded to Dragonne Roar the dragon

Unless she can use her COMMAND on Dragons, tell that one to stop for the next round
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27882
27895
>>27877
the bad part is we cant help.
also meme wizard how do you feel about my meme?
>>27784

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27883
27886
>>27877
Eh, I expected a dragon to appear in the swamp.
>>27878
Does Trumpaladin have the ride-by Feat? He can attack too, if that's the case.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27884
27887
>>27878
"Fuck you Tracy! Those are MY men it is killing. Attack now or be released from service"
XFF+1
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No.27885
[1d20 = 6]
[8d20 = 83]
The Generals loose a volley of arrows
Fae swoops in and ROAR
taYuP
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No.27886
[4d20 = 53]
>>27883
I don't know. He can smite evil with Vanderiem which does more damage. He's going to dismount next turn if the dragon doesn't start focusing on him

Shoots shoots shoots shoots arrows.

Draws Bees magic shield
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27887
27888 27889 27892
>>27881
>command
lol no Fae is a Magical Beast (non-dragon), and that thing easily overwhelms her hit dice.
>>27884
She just did. She just didn't want to attack from the front, or stay within acid range

Tracy takes advantage of her fly speed to circle around the edge of the bog to get out of the beast's line of sight.
Activate Robe of Scintilating colors and snort out as much smoke as possible.
XFF+1
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No.27888
[2d6+2 = 11]
The roar is ineffective, and 2 of the arrows stick
>>27887
You still have a round before completing your first wave of contact actions
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27889
27890
>>27887
Tracy and Trumpaladin have the hit points to take the damage. The men don't. No stealth, draw it's attention
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27890
27894
Has the Black Dragon said anything?
>>27889
What I meant was, she can only command creatures with less dice, fyi.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27891
27893 27894
So for context, is Tracy attempting stealth, or is she being brazen?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27892
27896
>>27887
"Tracy, those are my men. They expect me to help them in danger and not to run or hide while they are attacked. You have 34 strength, do not be a coward. I have a mighty sword, we can do this. Cowardice will not be forgiven
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27893
>>27891
She's being brazen (charging), but she's attempting to make a sneak attack from behind and damage its wing
Is it too late to say I wanted her to make the Ethereal before the end of the charge?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27894
27896
>>27891
>>27890
>>27891
>>27890
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
It killed five men in a single round, do not give it another
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27895
27899
>>27882
Idea: 5/7
execution: 1/10

So is Tay actually dead?
>waits for something to do
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27896
27897 27898 27901
>>27892
>'Who are you calling a coward? Would you rather attack from the front and get melted? Try to get its wing'
>>27894
She hasn't wasted any time yet, we're still charging towards it.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27897
27900
>>27896
>"five men are dead because I called them into a bog. I would rather be burned in acid than the same acid be spit onto more of my men"
taYuP
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No.27898
27900
[4d20 = 35]
>>27896
Can Trumpaladin shoot it with arrows at this distance? If so, volley of arrows, poison tip
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27899
27904
>>27895
see
>>27761
>>27757
>>27759
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27900
>>27897
Relax. It isn't even our turn yeyt. It's only because she can fly so fast that there'll be any of them left in the first place.
>ignoring the fact that with a ride-by attack, you'd be on the other side of the Dragon by the end of the round
*is still rushing straight towards the dragon, ready to flank it*
>'Let me get there first.'
>>27898
Staph. You get ONE sneak attack on a dragon, let alone a Ride-by attack. Don't fuck it up by shooting arrows.
Also, pretty sure you need a mounted combat feat to shoot while charging
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27901
27903 27905
>>27896
>"Tracy, I would much rather it be attacking us than them. Now let me attack it's head and neck with my sword and smite it"
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27902
Fug, I'm gonna bake a new bread. Actions r on standby
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27903
27908
>>27901
You don't get it. She's careening STRAIGHT towards it. She cut over water to get there faster.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27904
27907
>>27899
K, not dead.

GM van a make a Robbie Rotten rod?
Shoots banana peels and nets. Good for slowing and trapping, but not damage
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27905
27906
>>27901
the fellows on the mainboard don"t like my flag. kek.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27906
27909
>>27905
That's because you were using it to troll.
Anonymous
dMfDF
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No.27907
>>27904
>Can I make
Also, where is Torc?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27908
27912
>>27903
If it kills someone else in the next round though, when he could have it focus on them...

He can lay hands on you and himself. The Generals can probably be Entertroned but still
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27909
>>27906
i was left out of the combat i was lonely.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27911
nu https://mlpol.net/vx/res/27910.html
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27912
>>27908
She isn't wasting any time: she's going straight.
Idk why you want to waste time by following the path and then end up in the Dragon's shooting range, when you have the opportunity to make a surprise attack and still end up in the same place in front of the dragon.
You don't charge dragons head-on.
>lay on hands
Save it for the men. This thing is going to cover the whole swamp in acid, and it'll suck if their bodies melt.