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>>183388
He's never seen these creatures before. And yet he knows what sort of things they are:
Aberrations. Beloved by no god of earth.
He's never seen these creatures before. And yet he knows what sort of things they are:
Aberrations. Beloved by no god of earth.
Mala takes aim at the remaining centipede, shooting twice with his shotgun
[1d20+8 = (12+8) = 20]
[2d10 = 20]
[1d20+8 = (16+8) = 24]
[2d10 = 11]
[1d20+8 = (12+8) = 20]
[2d10 = 20]
[1d20+8 = (16+8) = 24]
[2d10 = 11]
>>183390
Oh word?
>>183389
Noted and filed under "maybe useful one day"
>>183391
Oh lovely, abberations. Are those creatures from another plane or purely summoned creatures that don't exist unless some fuckwad makes them? Dust doesn't care, they're not undead and are thus boring. I on the other hoof, am curious and don't know.
Oh word?
>>183389
Noted and filed under "maybe useful one day"
>>183391
Oh lovely, abberations. Are those creatures from another plane or purely summoned creatures that don't exist unless some fuckwad makes them? Dust doesn't care, they're not undead and are thus boring. I on the other hoof, am curious and don't know.
Skreee
The second centipede disappears, but two more creatures materialize
They vaguely resemble black quadrupeds with long forelegs, and two limbs that stick out of the upper shoulders.
In a way, they are like jet black ponies with no visible eyes, a head that hinges open at the very back, and wings that are bare bones, with mouths at the end of the bones
They Shriek
Initiate for the newcomers
[1d20 = 9]
The second centipede disappears, but two more creatures materialize
They vaguely resemble black quadrupeds with long forelegs, and two limbs that stick out of the upper shoulders.
In a way, they are like jet black ponies with no visible eyes, a head that hinges open at the very back, and wings that are bare bones, with mouths at the end of the bones
They Shriek
Initiate for the newcomers
[1d20 = 9]
Were any of the aberrations affected by Posey's Frightful Presence?
Was the centipede weakened by there Str-draining Chill Touch, or effectively demoralized?
I'm a pure debuff build. I need to know if my attacks are effective.
Was the centipede weakened by there Str-draining Chill Touch, or effectively demoralized?
I'm a pure debuff build. I need to know if my attacks are effective.
Is there food in the dead centipede Brie has? Will anyone carrybit?
>>183401
Oh, those were the ones my minions had readied actions to attack as they materialized (so flat-footed)
Longsword
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
[1d8+4 = (4+4) = 8]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
[1d10+2 = (4+2) = 6]
Both the Dread's have a Frightful Presence
Creatures with 3 HD or less need to roll two DC 12 Will saves or be shaken
Note that all fear effects stack, so shaken escalates to frightened, then panicked, then cowering if they fail consecutive saves
Oh, those were the ones my minions had readied actions to attack as they materialized (so flat-footed)
Longsword
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
[1d8+4 = (4+4) = 8]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
[1d10+2 = (4+2) = 6]
Both the Dread's have a Frightful Presence
Creatures with 3 HD or less need to roll two DC 12 Will saves or be shaken
Note that all fear effects stack, so shaken escalates to frightened, then panicked, then cowering if they fail consecutive saves
>>183402
Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on.
>>183403
I think the creatures disappear into shadows when they're killed.
>>183401
>>183388
Kira would be frightened, but she feels a strange sort of comfort from a source she can not recognize. She attributes it to Ouroboros. Having slain a centipede probably helps with her confidence.
>>183404
>>183405
"ARRRGGGH! ОТСТАНЬ ОТ МЕНЯ!"
[1d20+9 = (20+9) = 29]
Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on.
>>183403
I think the creatures disappear into shadows when they're killed.
>>183401
>>183388
Kira would be frightened, but she feels a strange sort of comfort from a source she can not recognize. She attributes it to Ouroboros. Having slain a centipede probably helps with her confidence.
>>183404
>>183405
"ARRRGGGH! ОТСТАНЬ ОТ МЕНЯ!"
[1d20+9 = (20+9) = 29]
>>183407
>Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on
Why would they be immune to fear?
>20
Nice
>Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on
Why would they be immune to fear?
>20
Nice
Without a map, Brie would.Tumble/fly around the closest one and lock up/grape the fuethest one
[1d20 = 2]
[1d20 = 2]
>>183410
>They have more than 3 hit die
Darn. This is what I get for neglecting to make those 6 HD statblocks.
Oh well.
The Dreads take 5 ft steps back in a defensive stance floating around Posey
>They have more than 3 hit die
Darn. This is what I get for neglecting to make those 6 HD statblocks.
Oh well.
The Dreads take 5 ft steps back in a defensive stance floating around Posey
>>183412
Brie does not succeed in tumbling past the two new black figures in front of Posey
I suppose he has a standard action.
Brie does not succeed in tumbling past the two new black figures in front of Posey
I suppose he has a standard action.
Kira's turn, and then Posey
>>183410
Confidence in herself restored, Kira draws three more arrows, targets one of these new creatures, and fires them in rapid succession.
Rapid Shot #1:
[1d20+10 = (4+10) = 14]
[1d8+6 = (1+6) = 7]
Rapid Shot #2:
[1d20+10 = (10+10) = 20]
[1d8+6 = (5+6) = 11]
Rapid Shot #3:
[1d20+5 = (1+5) = 6]
[1d8+6 = (8+6) = 14]
Confidence in herself restored, Kira draws three more arrows, targets one of these new creatures, and fires them in rapid succession.
Rapid Shot #1:
[1d20+10 = (4+10) = 14]
[1d8+6 = (1+6) = 7]
Rapid Shot #2:
[1d20+10 = (10+10) = 20]
[1d8+6 = (5+6) = 11]
Rapid Shot #3:
[1d20+5 = (1+5) = 6]
[1d8+6 = (8+6) = 14]
Posey's turn
>>183418
The second shot hits, lodging in its "neck." But the first one bounces against its "skin," and the third goes wide.
>>183418
The second shot hits, lodging in its "neck." But the first one bounces against its "skin," and the third goes wide.
>>183419
Posey's Dreads flank the starfish that threatens Posey, wailing on it with their weapons
Longsword
[1d20+7 = (19+7) = 26]
[1d8+4 = (8+4) = 12]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (15+4) = 19]
[1d10+2 = (9+2) = 11]
Posey follows up with a Charnel Chill Touch boop
Touch
[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
Damage
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3][1d6 = 5]
Demoralize
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
DC 18 for Str damage. DC 21 for frightful presence. Opposed check for intimidate.
Posey's Dreads flank the starfish that threatens Posey, wailing on it with their weapons
Longsword
[1d20+7 = (19+7) = 26]
[1d8+4 = (8+4) = 12]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (15+4) = 19]
[1d10+2 = (9+2) = 11]
Posey follows up with a Charnel Chill Touch boop
Touch
[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
Damage
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3][1d6 = 5]
Demoralize
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
DC 18 for Str damage. DC 21 for frightful presence. Opposed check for intimidate.
Cavaliere performs rapid shot and shoots the pony-like aberration closest to him with two shots in quick succession, at -2 penalty.
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
[2d6 = 9]
[1d20+7 = (18+7) = 25]
[2d6 = 12]
>tfw no ranks in dungeoneering
>>183388
Check'd and thanks
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
[2d6 = 9]
[1d20+7 = (18+7) = 25]
[2d6 = 12]
>tfw no ranks in dungeoneering
>>183388
Check'd and thanks
>>183426
They flank one, and if the first attack kills it, the other attacks the other. Same with Posey.
They flank one, and if the first attack kills it, the other attacks the other. Same with Posey.
>>183429
Silver: "Go back to Tartarus!"
Power Attack: Maintaining his connection to the earth, Silver raises his sword in the air, focuses all of the strength he can muster, and brings it down in another almighty overhead strike on the remaining starfish aberration. The mist around Silver and the starfish is parted with the force of the attack, and the ground again cracks and shatters where the blade lands.
[1d20+7 = (15+7) = 22]
[2d6+20 = (7+20) = 27]
Silver: "Go back to Tartarus!"
Power Attack: Maintaining his connection to the earth, Silver raises his sword in the air, focuses all of the strength he can muster, and brings it down in another almighty overhead strike on the remaining starfish aberration. The mist around Silver and the starfish is parted with the force of the attack, and the ground again cracks and shatters where the blade lands.
[1d20+7 = (15+7) = 22]
[2d6+20 = (7+20) = 27]
>>183216
"Alright," Vir says and bumps her hooves together while rising on her two hooves , causing a meaty slap to resonate through the room. In truth, Vir is a bit nervous at the prospect of talking to a bunco of strange ponies, so she trying to convince herself more than anypny else. "I will simply go door to door, talk with the entire neighberhood, the police, the anarchists, and the Blackhooves, then I'll return."
"Alright," Vir says and bumps her hooves together while rising on her two hooves , causing a meaty slap to resonate through the room. In truth, Vir is a bit nervous at the prospect of talking to a bunco of strange ponies, so she trying to convince herself more than anypny else. "I will simply go door to door, talk with the entire neighberhood, the police, the anarchists, and the Blackhooves, then I'll return."
Dust's turn
>>183430
+20 damage?!?!
Well...
The starfish is sliced straight in half, curving in like a dead spider in the seconds before it is scattered to the wind
>>183430
+20 damage?!?!
Well...
The starfish is sliced straight in half, curving in like a dead spider in the seconds before it is scattered to the wind
>>183435
I think there's still a Shadow pony left?
If so, dust readies his flail, runninf at his target and heaving the flail overhead to come down on his target
Attack [1d20+10 = (9+10) = 19]
Dmg [1d10+6 = (4+6) = 10]
I think there's still a Shadow pony left?
If so, dust readies his flail, runninf at his target and heaving the flail overhead to come down on his target
Attack [1d20+10 = (9+10) = 19]
Dmg [1d10+6 = (4+6) = 10]
>>183436
Kow!
It shrieks at Dust, recoiling as the entity, shot twice by bullet and once by arrow, is now hit by a flail. The flail seems to crack its hide, until it stumbles back and falls to the ground
It evaporates on the ground
Kow!
It shrieks at Dust, recoiling as the entity, shot twice by bullet and once by arrow, is now hit by a flail. The flail seems to crack its hide, until it stumbles back and falls to the ground
It evaporates on the ground
>>183437
With the current enemies defeated, Kira quickly retrieves her arrows. Silver breathes in and out heavily, having expended a lot of stamina in those two strikes.
With the current enemies defeated, Kira quickly retrieves her arrows. Silver breathes in and out heavily, having expended a lot of stamina in those two strikes.
No enemies remain visible, as the light above dims
>>183434
"Uh... Well you don't have to talk to that many ponies. I'm not sure I'd want to talk to anarchists or the blackhooves... but uh, your enthusiasm is much appreciated."
She tries to move forward, and scritch behind Vir's ears
>>183438
That's all that threaten
>>183434
"Uh... Well you don't have to talk to that many ponies. I'm not sure I'd want to talk to anarchists or the blackhooves... but uh, your enthusiasm is much appreciated."
She tries to move forward, and scritch behind Vir's ears
>>183438
That's all that threaten
"well, thats just good business," is there tasty foodsuffs feom the pede?
>>183435
>+20 damage?!?!
Power attack is really good
Cavaliere takes a moment to reload his revolver and stow it away in his revolver. He also pulls out a much smaller pistol with two short barrels from the hem of his pants and checks to make sure it is loaded before putting it away.
He moves closer to Silver and Posey and asks, "Are you two alright? Those monstrosities were in your faces."
>+20 damage?!?!
Power attack is really good
Cavaliere takes a moment to reload his revolver and stow it away in his revolver. He also pulls out a much smaller pistol with two short barrels from the hem of his pants and checks to make sure it is loaded before putting it away.
He moves closer to Silver and Posey and asks, "Are you two alright? Those monstrosities were in your faces."
[1d2 = 2]
>>183443
>stow it away in his revolver
holster
>>183442
>>183446
These are not Rain World centipedes and you cannot eat them.
>>183445
"You're familiar with these creatures? They're unlike anything found in the wild and seem magical in origin, but I can't place from where. Silver is right, for once the communists aren't a likely threat and they might be some help."
>>183449
>>183450
>>183451
Brie could just ask Cavaliere if he's hungry.
>stow it away in his revolver
holster
>>183442
>>183446
These are not Rain World centipedes and you cannot eat them.
>>183445
"You're familiar with these creatures? They're unlike anything found in the wild and seem magical in origin, but I can't place from where. Silver is right, for once the communists aren't a likely threat and they might be some help."
>>183449
>>183450
>>183451
Brie could just ask Cavaliere if he's hungry.
>>183450
>>183445
Silver gives Mala some pets when he comes up to him. "Excellent shots, Mala! I am very glad to have you with us." While he continues to pet Mala, he addresses Posey. "We know where their master is, on Kostroma. Idiot communists brought it onto ship from Skynavia to bring home to study, and he dominated mind of most everypony on that ship. We need to find those remaining Stalliongraders and come up with plan to end this thing. You heard what it said through Sea Stone. If it manages to free that ship and reaches Stalliongrad, there is no telling how far it will go to assimilate everything into its consciousness."
>>183445
Silver gives Mala some pets when he comes up to him. "Excellent shots, Mala! I am very glad to have you with us." While he continues to pet Mala, he addresses Posey. "We know where their master is, on Kostroma. Idiot communists brought it onto ship from Skynavia to bring home to study, and he dominated mind of most everypony on that ship. We need to find those remaining Stalliongraders and come up with plan to end this thing. You heard what it said through Sea Stone. If it manages to free that ship and reaches Stalliongrad, there is no telling how far it will go to assimilate everything into its consciousness."
>>183450
>Posey's words do not result in another spawned monster
Posey curses into the void, chomping at the bit to fight the master of these monsters.
"Coward..."
>Mala moves up near Posey and Silver
Posey pets Mala to soothe her frustration.
"I saw that hit you made with your shotgun. It was very fearsome."
She gives him a bone
>>183452
>You're familiar with these creatures?
Vaguely. Confronting horrors from the Cerebrosis periphery was part of my training. They are incalculably diverse creatures, but they are universally bent on corrupting all around them with their madness..."
She trails off, seemingly reliving a nasty memory
>Posey's words do not result in another spawned monster
Posey curses into the void, chomping at the bit to fight the master of these monsters.
"Coward..."
>Mala moves up near Posey and Silver
Posey pets Mala to soothe her frustration.
"I saw that hit you made with your shotgun. It was very fearsome."
She gives him a bone
>>183452
>You're familiar with these creatures?
Vaguely. Confronting horrors from the Cerebrosis periphery was part of my training. They are incalculably diverse creatures, but they are universally bent on corrupting all around them with their madness..."
She trails off, seemingly reliving a nasty memory
>>183440
Vir grins wrly.
"To be honest, I don't really like talking with ponies in general, because when you wear your heart on a sleeve," Vir says and flaps the hem of her cloak. Her tan cloak that has Celstia's cutie mark cover its cape and once again a smaller sun over her hoodie. "I see happy faces too of course but sometimes I prefer ponies eye-rolls to their anger. But, uhh, yeah, I'm visting the Blackhooves to ask for my sister. If anyone would know her where-a-bowt, it probably be 'em."
Vir grins wrly.
"To be honest, I don't really like talking with ponies in general, because when you wear your heart on a sleeve," Vir says and flaps the hem of her cloak. Her tan cloak that has Celstia's cutie mark cover its cape and once again a smaller sun over her hoodie. "I see happy faces too of course but sometimes I prefer ponies eye-rolls to their anger. But, uhh, yeah, I'm visting the Blackhooves to ask for my sister. If anyone would know her where-a-bowt, it probably be 'em."
>>183455
"Cerebrosis, you say? Let's hear about all this at the village. It'll be a more secure vantage point, if this 'Commissar' has made use of it."
He is ready to leave when the other party members are.
"Cerebrosis, you say? Let's hear about all this at the village. It'll be a more secure vantage point, if this 'Commissar' has made use of it."
He is ready to leave when the other party members are.
We did kill things, and quickly.
Suck it GM (he knows)
Suck it GM (he knows)
>>183454
>>183455
Mala smiles, closes his eyes, and opens his mouth, letting his tongue hang out as he receives dual pets.
When posey gives him another bone, he quickly chomps on it, breaking the bone and eating it quickly.
>>183457
It almost did this time. 1d2
>>183453
"What are those?" Mala asks
>>183458
"Oh. Well, that makes sense. I doubt they'll tell you, but for a sister, it's worth a try." After a moment, she speaks again
"And thank you, again, for your help."
>>183455
Mala smiles, closes his eyes, and opens his mouth, letting his tongue hang out as he receives dual pets.
When posey gives him another bone, he quickly chomps on it, breaking the bone and eating it quickly.
>>183457
It almost did this time. 1d2
>>183453
"What are those?" Mala asks
>>183458
"Oh. Well, that makes sense. I doubt they'll tell you, but for a sister, it's worth a try." After a moment, she speaks again
"And thank you, again, for your help."
>>183463
Kira returns to the party, her quivers fully filled up again. Silver looks over the entire party.
Silver: "Okay everyone, let us find those Stalliongrader survivors. Kira, take point."
Kira: "Aye aye, captain!"
Survival: Kira leads the group through the fog, continuing to be on the alert for any more aberrations they may encounter.
[1d20+11 = (9+11) = 20]
Kira returns to the party, her quivers fully filled up again. Silver looks over the entire party.
Silver: "Okay everyone, let us find those Stalliongrader survivors. Kira, take point."
Kira: "Aye aye, captain!"
Survival: Kira leads the group through the fog, continuing to be on the alert for any more aberrations they may encounter.
[1d20+11 = (9+11) = 20]
>>183463
>what are those
<ye asked fur it mate
"Its reported to be food. It was probably a lame attempt at a joke, that the player bejind is havi g scond thiughts about"
"Its not mdy tho," but it was
>what are those
<ye asked fur it mate
"Its reported to be food. It was probably a lame attempt at a joke, that the player bejind is havi g scond thiughts about"
"Its not mdy tho," but it was
>>183471
Silver: "You have had food that was not rotten before. Remember when we went to that restaurant and you had octopus? Or earlier this morning when I made you alligator steaks?"
Kira: "I think we're getting close!"
Silver: "You have had food that was not rotten before. Remember when we went to that restaurant and you had octopus? Or earlier this morning when I made you alligator steaks?"
Kira: "I think we're getting close!"
>>183463
>worth a try
An image of an eye-rolling but genuinely smiling filly unicorn pass through Vir's mind.
"Yes, she is worth it," she says.
Vir dives in and nuzzles Heather's neck.
>worth a try
An image of an eye-rolling but genuinely smiling filly unicorn pass through Vir's mind.
"Yes, she is worth it," she says.
Vir dives in and nuzzles Heather's neck.
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>>183461
>Cerebrosic
"The Cerebrosic Periphery. The back of the mind. The place where mortal perception intersects with the madness of the far realm. The peripheral is the Near Realm, a place of perversion and abstraction, through which we can contact and be contacted by horrors from beyond the unknowable void...."
".... It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible place imaginable. My master attached loathesome creatures to my skull and let them have their way with my mind to throw me into that vile jungle of misery, so that I could experience what infinite Dread truly felt like. I can still remember the omnipresent slime, the writhing 'grass', the gravitational distortions pulling me every which way, the lurking nightmares that prowled in the corners of the mind, leaping through the dimensional boundaries to latch themselves to my barrel and fuse themselves to my skin and prope their feelers up my nose and into my brain...! Master would not let me return to the realm of sanity until I had grown accustomed to it long enough to learn from the experience."
>Cerebrosic
"The Cerebrosic Periphery. The back of the mind. The place where mortal perception intersects with the madness of the far realm. The peripheral is the Near Realm, a place of perversion and abstraction, through which we can contact and be contacted by horrors from beyond the unknowable void...."
".... It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible place imaginable. My master attached loathesome creatures to my skull and let them have their way with my mind to throw me into that vile jungle of misery, so that I could experience what infinite Dread truly felt like. I can still remember the omnipresent slime, the writhing 'grass', the gravitational distortions pulling me every which way, the lurking nightmares that prowled in the corners of the mind, leaping through the dimensional boundaries to latch themselves to my barrel and fuse themselves to my skin and prope their feelers up my nose and into my brain...! Master would not let me return to the realm of sanity until I had grown accustomed to it long enough to learn from the experience."
>>183473
"Tee he he"
Heather scratches the back of thesilly filly big mare's ears
"Anything for a sister. I understand that emotion. I would if I could, too."
>>183472
Mala to Silver:
"Well yes, but you can't have alligator, or octopus, or" licking his lips "zebra every day. These... monsters? Is that what they are called? They just disappeared. You can't even eat them."
"Tee he he"
Heather scratches the back of the
"Anything for a sister. I understand that emotion. I would if I could, too."
>>183472
Mala to Silver:
"Well yes, but you can't have alligator, or octopus, or" licking his lips "zebra every day. These... monsters? Is that what they are called? They just disappeared. You can't even eat them."
>>183474
Ow, the edge. I like your descriptive ability.
Cavaliere only stares as she explains, withholding comment as he focuses on the path ahead.
Ow, the edge. I like your descriptive ability.
Cavaliere only stares as she explains, withholding comment as he focuses on the path ahead.
>>183478
Posey has Cerebrosis: exposure to the far realm has permanently mutated her mind and driven her insane. Her experiences as an alienist are part of her backstory.
Despite being a perverted masochist, there's only so much slime and tentacles a pony can take at once, and being thrown into the Cerebrotic mire to boil in the rotten puss flowing from the festering wounds of a mad god long dead was not the favorite part of her training....
>>183477
Rolling to assist Kira
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
Posey has Cerebrosis: exposure to the far realm has permanently mutated her mind and driven her insane. Her experiences as an alienist are part of her backstory.
Despite being a perverted masochist, there's only so much slime and tentacles a pony can take at once, and being thrown into the Cerebrotic mire to boil in the rotten puss flowing from the festering wounds of a mad god long dead was not the favorite part of her training....
>>183477
Rolling to assist Kira
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
I gotta sleep soon.
I'm free all day tomorrow.
Feel free to carry on without me though.
I'm free all day tomorrow.
Feel free to carry on without me though.
>>183479
"It will, I know. But there's only demon starfish around it seems. All I've had to eat since we left is bones. I am looking forward to being able to eat pony flesh again, or better yet, hippogriff." He looks upwards in ecstasy as he recalls some memory, then looks back to Silver
"I know ponies don't like it when I do that, but I feel like this whole thing we do here, well, that you do, is like a whole special exception to the pony world. Like, the pony society has rules. Very basic rules like you don't kill other ponies, and especially ponies with power. Then I saw you imprison my two superiors. You shot and killed the zebras that bullied me. And you killed that rich pony who was lord over us all. And you got praised for it. Paid for it. You fucked that griffin. You were loved even by the police for it.
Much of my life I thought that the ponies didn't like me because I was a kind of monster. The way I behaved made me monstrous to them. I thought I kind of deserved it and needed to be separate from the pony society. That is why I was with Sweat's society. I thought I could be accepted there, even though I really wasn't. Then I saw you, and I realized that it was okay to be violent, or carnivorous. It was okay to be a monster. Because monsters could be loved too. I could be loved too. By ponies."
Mala wags his tail
"It will, I know. But there's only demon starfish around it seems. All I've had to eat since we left is bones. I am looking forward to being able to eat pony flesh again, or better yet, hippogriff." He looks upwards in ecstasy as he recalls some memory, then looks back to Silver
"I know ponies don't like it when I do that, but I feel like this whole thing we do here, well, that you do, is like a whole special exception to the pony world. Like, the pony society has rules. Very basic rules like you don't kill other ponies, and especially ponies with power. Then I saw you imprison my two superiors. You shot and killed the zebras that bullied me. And you killed that rich pony who was lord over us all. And you got praised for it. Paid for it. You fucked that griffin. You were loved even by the police for it.
Much of my life I thought that the ponies didn't like me because I was a kind of monster. The way I behaved made me monstrous to them. I thought I kind of deserved it and needed to be separate from the pony society. That is why I was with Sweat's society. I thought I could be accepted there, even though I really wasn't. Then I saw you, and I realized that it was okay to be violent, or carnivorous. It was okay to be a monster. Because monsters could be loved too. I could be loved too. By ponies."
Mala wags his tail
>>183479
Kira sees something galloping through the mist. It's kind of low, and big around.
It's coming towards them.
Kira sees something galloping through the mist. It's kind of low, and big around.
It's coming towards them.
I know people are sleep, I'm just gonna respond to Mala before we end up in the next encounter.
>>183483
Silver gives some more pets to Mala, smiling at his loyal friend. "You are loved, and accepted. And it is true, society has certain rules that you are expected to follow - and usually for good reason - but when someone decides to break those rules for their own gain to detriment of others, you need someone who is willing to break those same rules as well for good reason to keep others safe and happy."
>>183483
Silver gives some more pets to Mala, smiling at his loyal friend. "You are loved, and accepted. And it is true, society has certain rules that you are expected to follow - and usually for good reason - but when someone decides to break those rules for their own gain to detriment of others, you need someone who is willing to break those same rules as well for good reason to keep others safe and happy."
>>183476
Vir pushes back into the hoof with pleased closed eyes. Then she realize the meaning of Heather's last words and sad look passes by her face.
She walks over to Flowercup and raise her hoof. She stops, hovering over Flowercup's head. A memory passes her mind's eye. A mare. She smiles down at her filly self. She reaches out toward her but hesitates. 'May I touch you?' 'Of course, you can. I luv u! Mother Justiney.'
"Sorry," Vir says. "I didn't ask before. May I?"
Vir pushes back into the hoof with pleased closed eyes. Then she realize the meaning of Heather's last words and sad look passes by her face.
She walks over to Flowercup and raise her hoof. She stops, hovering over Flowercup's head. A memory passes her mind's eye. A mare. She smiles down at her filly self. She reaches out toward her but hesitates. 'May I touch you?' 'Of course, you can. I luv u! Mother Justiney.'
"Sorry," Vir says. "I didn't ask before. May I?"
Yes, I literally added Lunchly (it says it on my inventory, including the mold) to my character sheet just so I could make a joke about it mid-game.
>wants to kill more
>wants to kill more
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"An excellent show of force everypony. Since we have a moment, I have been meaning to ask,... does anypony know what the hell we are dealing with? First there was that strange beast our beloved whaling captain mackicked into being somehow, and now theres these, well I certainly don't know what you would call them but they're certainly not stalliongradii!"
>>183503
Rolling a base intelligence check for Brie to kinda maybe try to idk,... think I guess
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
Rolling a base intelligence check for Brie to kinda maybe try to idk,... think I guess
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
>>183503
Dust shakes his head
"Trials like these I have not seen before
Though their rumors have traveled our lore
I do not wholey know what is in store
But a small bit from legends I can relay
Summoners, conjurers, witches, and cults
Appear to be the cards fate to us has dealt
Aberration's attacks are what we have felt
I should say we no longer our mission delay
Vile forces are working against this shore
To summon these monsters we abhor
I would say the source is to blame for more
But here I do not want to be another day."
As Dust mentions "for more" he gestures towards the area they left the griffons and that one pony that was talking nonsense. Where are they anyways?
Dust shakes his head
"Trials like these I have not seen before
Though their rumors have traveled our lore
I do not wholey know what is in store
But a small bit from legends I can relay
Summoners, conjurers, witches, and cults
Appear to be the cards fate to us has dealt
Aberration's attacks are what we have felt
I should say we no longer our mission delay
Vile forces are working against this shore
To summon these monsters we abhor
I would say the source is to blame for more
But here I do not want to be another day."
As Dust mentions "for more" he gestures towards the area they left the griffons and that one pony that was talking nonsense. Where are they anyways?
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>>183503
Posey just mentioned that they're aberrant monsters of pure madness from beyond the realm of insanity who won't rest until everything else is just as twisted and insane as them.
"Interlopers from beyond the void. Some refer to these sorts of creatures as 'beachgoers', from their resemblance to loathsome sea creatures and their dual-worldly nature."
She gestures towards the shore
"Think of the Far Realm as the ocean, and our reality as this island. The Cerebrotic Periphery is the place where they intersect, like a beach, where creatures of land and meet and hunt one another. It is also known as the mire, for its swampy and foul appearance, like a wetland."
Posey just mentioned that they're aberrant monsters of pure madness from beyond the realm of insanity who won't rest until everything else is just as twisted and insane as them.
"Interlopers from beyond the void. Some refer to these sorts of creatures as 'beachgoers', from their resemblance to loathsome sea creatures and their dual-worldly nature."
She gestures towards the shore
"Think of the Far Realm as the ocean, and our reality as this island. The Cerebrotic Periphery is the place where they intersect, like a beach, where creatures of land and meet and hunt one another. It is also known as the mire, for its swampy and foul appearance, like a wetland."
>>183507
They're not immune to crits for the most part. You should be able to sneak Attack them.
But they tend to save psychic powers, so watch out for your feeble Will Save
They're not immune to crits for the most part. You should be able to sneak Attack them.
But they tend to save psychic powers, so watch out for your feeble Will Save
I'm available all day today, btw
Really excited to purge some xeno filth.
Really excited to purge some xeno filth.
>>183488
Mala looks up at Silver demandingly. For all Silver has given him, it is not enough. Pets are not enough. He wants more. He wants a hug. But in fairness, Mala is more than willing to give one back.
>>183498
oh no
>>183490
I still have my Monkey's paw
>>183504
While I'll leave most of the guess work to Posey, Brie discerns two things quickly
The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
>>183505
So The island has a vaguely anvil shape. The southwest end and the northwest end both have hills. The party went along the western coast, and to a low point between these two hills where the whaling station was. East and a little north east from there is a narrower part of the island between two bays, like two inverted horseshoes. This is another hill, which the part is going to go climb up to lead to the old village.
The whole area is essentially deserted pastures and fields on rolling hills. Ruined stone walls that demarcated padlocks are still seen.
>>183507
Mala:
"Oh, they have throats to bite and rip out."
>>183509
I hope
Mala looks up at Silver demandingly. For all Silver has given him, it is not enough. Pets are not enough. He wants more. He wants a hug. But in fairness, Mala is more than willing to give one back.
>>183498
oh no
>>183490
I still have my Monkey's paw
>>183504
While I'll leave most of the guess work to Posey, Brie discerns two things quickly
The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
>>183505
So The island has a vaguely anvil shape. The southwest end and the northwest end both have hills. The party went along the western coast, and to a low point between these two hills where the whaling station was. East and a little north east from there is a narrower part of the island between two bays, like two inverted horseshoes. This is another hill, which the part is going to go climb up to lead to the old village.
The whole area is essentially deserted pastures and fields on rolling hills. Ruined stone walls that demarcated padlocks are still seen.
>>183507
Mala:
"Oh, they have throats to bite and rip out."
>>183509
I hope
When everyone is ready to play, Kira will give everyone the signal that she sees something. But first:
>>183511
Silver gladly gives Mala a big, floofy hug. There's no hesitation, no question as to whether he should or not. He just goes in and gives his friend a hug he very well deserves.
>>183511
Silver gladly gives Mala a big, floofy hug. There's no hesitation, no question as to whether he should or not. He just goes in and gives his friend a hug he very well deserves.
>>183511
>The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
>And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
I'm going to have to make some charisma checks to leverage an additional bonus payment for this. Captain said monster activity would be scarce.... Momma wants a new cape of Charisma.
Also, did the monsters leave anything behind after they left? Body parts? Treasure?
Any alien gems, lovecraftian-god idol sculptures made of precious unknown materials, living-flesh magic items, talismans of unspeakable power, weapons made of the horns and teeth of monsters, or scrolls of aberrant spells?
Posey searches the ground for any loot for this encounter.
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
I'm just gonna leave this useful Magic Item Compendium based random treasure generator here:
http://paulmurraycbr.github.io/MICGenerator.html
>The island has a vaguely anvil shape
Based unapologetic fantasy map enjoyer.
Is Skull & Crossbones island close to here?
>>183512
>monster approaching
>hugs come first
Based
Posey joins the group hug, sucking a bit of warmth out of it, but still soft nonetheless.
>The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
>And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
I'm going to have to make some charisma checks to leverage an additional bonus payment for this. Captain said monster activity would be scarce.... Momma wants a new cape of Charisma.
Also, did the monsters leave anything behind after they left? Body parts? Treasure?
Any alien gems, lovecraftian-god idol sculptures made of precious unknown materials, living-flesh magic items, talismans of unspeakable power, weapons made of the horns and teeth of monsters, or scrolls of aberrant spells?
Posey searches the ground for any loot for this encounter.
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
I'm just gonna leave this useful Magic Item Compendium based random treasure generator here:
http://paulmurraycbr.github.io/MICGenerator.html
>The island has a vaguely anvil shape
Based unapologetic fantasy map enjoyer.
Is Skull & Crossbones island close to here?
>>183512
>monster approaching
>hugs come first
Based
Posey joins the group hug, sucking a bit of warmth out of it, but still soft nonetheless.
>>183514
Don't forget, assuming the Traveler leaves behind a physical body when killed, we can at least take a trophy with us from the body as proof of its existence. I'm certain ending a potentially world-ending threat from another dimension is worth a few extra thousand Bits at least.
Don't forget, assuming the Traveler leaves behind a physical body when killed, we can at least take a trophy with us from the body as proof of its existence. I'm certain ending a potentially world-ending threat from another dimension is worth a few extra thousand Bits at least.
>>183515
Plus I could preserve it to later reanimate it as a Cthulhu-Zombie to end the world myself :D
Plus I could preserve it to later reanimate it as a Cthulhu-Zombie to end the world myself :D
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>>183512
>>183514
Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular. He wraps his hooves around Silver in his own hug, but then tries to place a leg around Posey when she comes up.
He smiles, and places his chin over Silver. His tail wags.
>>183502
Dust can hear something moving ahead
>>183512
Kira definitely sees something moving towards them
>>183515
Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
>>183514
>Treasure
With the wind scattering whatever remained, nothing but disturbed soil, a pair of shotgun casings, and three .45 casings are all that imply a struggle took place here.
>unapologetically fantasy map
>I didn't just blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
Sure. Completely original, dark fantasy map
>Can we identify them
They are slightly changed published monsters
Posey can instantly tell that while they have some vague resemblance to things she's heard of, something is different about them. Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing.
>>183516
Based?
>>183514
Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular. He wraps his hooves around Silver in his own hug, but then tries to place a leg around Posey when she comes up.
He smiles, and places his chin over Silver. His tail wags.
>>183502
Dust can hear something moving ahead
>>183512
Kira definitely sees something moving towards them
>>183515
Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
>>183514
>Treasure
With the wind scattering whatever remained, nothing but disturbed soil, a pair of shotgun casings, and three .45 casings are all that imply a struggle took place here.
>unapologetically fantasy map
>I didn't just blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
Sure. Completely original, dark fantasy map
>Can we identify them
They are slightly changed published monsters
Posey can instantly tell that while they have some vague resemblance to things she's heard of, something is different about them. Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing.
>>183516
Based?
>>183518
>camera
Oooh, Dead Rising shit. That would probably fall to Brie, since he can get better vantage shots
>camera
Oooh, Dead Rising shit. That would probably fall to Brie, since he can get better vantage shots
>>183518
>Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular.
I am choosing to believe that Mala is actually a young Flind Gnoll. It would explain why he's fatter and more charismatic than most
>Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing
Posey suspects that they might might be summons conjured remotely by a caster. Rolling to confirm this:
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
>blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
All GMs do this. Literally all of them.
>Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular.
I am choosing to believe that Mala is actually a young Flind Gnoll. It would explain why he's fatter and more charismatic than most
>Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing
Posey suspects that they might might be summons conjured remotely by a caster. Rolling to confirm this:
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
>blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
All GMs do this. Literally all of them.
>>183522
Posey readies herself for battle.
She gives her bone bow to one of her dreads in exchange for the halberd, which she readies against a charge.
The Dread draws back the bowstring and trains an arrow on the incoming creature, readying and attack.
Her other Dread brandishes its sword, ready to charge itself.
Posey readies herself for battle.
She gives her bone bow to one of her dreads in exchange for the halberd, which she readies against a charge.
The Dread draws back the bowstring and trains an arrow on the incoming creature, readying and attack.
Her other Dread brandishes its sword, ready to charge itself.
The figure, smaller than a pony but of an odd shape, moves out through the shadow, a bit left of the old wall.
"Baa"
>>183521
They seemed a bit off for summoned creatures
"Baa"
>>183521
They seemed a bit off for summoned creatures
>>183526
Knowledge, Nature: Kira blinks. Is this just a sheep or a goat or something?
[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
Knowledge, Nature: Kira blinks. Is this just a sheep or a goat or something?
[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
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>pic related, having a small kitten means randomly being informed: "Your hand is a MONSTER, RAWR!"
>>183527
Be a shame if we had a paladin who could sense evil
>>183527
Be a shame if we had a paladin who could sense evil
I guess we're just waiting for Cavalier?
>>183526
>sheep/goat
An emissary of Orcus? Is the bloated goatlord giving me a sign that I must purge these aberrant xeno filth in the name of superior demonic Undeath?
Religion
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
>>183526
>sheep/goat
An emissary of Orcus? Is the bloated goatlord giving me a sign that I must purge these aberrant xeno filth in the name of superior demonic Undeath?
Religion
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
As the figure gallops through the mist, it becomes more visible. It's covered in a thick, matted fur that's tinted yellow, and dirty, with small amounts of debris caught in it. Kira can see that it is a sheep, a domestic variety of one, and an ewe.
It gives Kira and also Brie a wide berth, going around Kira to the right, but it doesn't slow down, and it doesn't seem bothered by the party. It moves around with a "Baa"
>>183529
Yes. Yes he is.
It gives Kira and also Brie a wide berth, going around Kira to the right, but it doesn't slow down, and it doesn't seem bothered by the party. It moves around with a "Baa"
>>183529
Yes. Yes he is.
>>183532
Brie waves at Mala, to get his attention, and then nods toward the sheep, following the gesture with a shrug
Brie waves at Mala, to get his attention, and then nods toward the sheep, following the gesture with a shrug
>>183497
Just checking. Are we talking about the same pony? I thought Flowercup was white because it's she that Vir reaches out for.
Just checking. Are we talking about the same pony? I thought Flowercup was white because it's she that Vir reaches out for.
>>183530
Posey approaches to pet the sheep.
She whispers a faint hymn in Abyssal
"שלום רב, בת הכבש. באת להעביר הודעה מהנפוח?"
Posey approaches to pet the sheep.
She whispers a faint hymn in Abyssal
"שלום רב, בת הכבש. באת להעביר הודעה מהנפוח?"
>>183536
Fuck, it didn't paste properly. This is the actual message:
"Greetings, daughter of the lamb. Have you come to deliver a message from the bloated one? I wish my little lamb Gloomy were here to meet you."
Fuck, it didn't paste properly. This is the actual message:
"Greetings, daughter of the lamb. Have you come to deliver a message from the bloated one? I wish my little lamb Gloomy were here to meet you."
>>183537
>GM puts a sheep to send an unholy message of utmost import to Posey
>right before the message is conveyed, Mala eats the messenger
>GM puts a sheep to send an unholy message of utmost import to Posey
>right before the message is conveyed, Mala eats the messenger
The ewe moves around the ponies, and turns around briefly to look back at the party, then starts to proceed the way it was going at a slower speed. Mala leaves the cuddle pile to follow the sheep, clearly curious about it.
>>183534
I thought she was trying to pet Heather.
Flower cup looks up towards the big mare, with ears standing up and cupped.
"Uh, may you what?"
>>183536
>>183537
Roll to pet the sheep
>>183534
I thought she was trying to pet Heather.
Flower cup looks up towards the big mare, with ears standing up and cupped.
"Uh, may you what?"
>>183536
>>183537
Roll to pet the sheep
>>183538
That would mean it's an unholy message from the gnoll-lord.
>>183539
Rolling Charisma (animal handling) to pet the sheep
Applying +2 circumstances bonus, for having successfully identified it.
Posey's Bestial corruption symptom cancels out the penalty from her Unnatural Aura.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
That would mean it's an unholy message from the gnoll-lord.
>>183539
Rolling Charisma (animal handling) to pet the sheep
Applying +2 circumstances bonus, for having successfully identified it.
Posey's Bestial corruption symptom cancels out the penalty from her Unnatural Aura.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
>>183540
The ewe turns to look back at Posey, and then up to her.
Posey successfully puts its thick fur. It has the feel of wool, although matted, thicker, and with flakes of dirt.
"Baa" It says to her
אם לא הבנת את זה, כן. הדבר הזה מנוגד לאינטרסים שלנו, וצריך לעצור אותו.
Mala approaches
The ewe turns to look back at Posey, and then up to her.
Posey successfully puts its thick fur. It has the feel of wool, although matted, thicker, and with flakes of dirt.
"Baa" It says to her
אם לא הבנת את זה, כן. הדבר הזה מנוגד לאינטרסים שלנו, וצריך לעצור אותו.
Mala approaches
>>183532
Posey produces a set of shears, the one she uses to trim Gloomy
"As a mare who believes in Fate, I have foretold that great fortune will come upon us if we take the time to shear this sheep."
>>183542
Posey puts a hoof up
"If you eat this sheep, you will die a horrible death."
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
Posey produces a set of shears, the one she uses to trim Gloomy
"As a mare who believes in Fate, I have foretold that great fortune will come upon us if we take the time to shear this sheep."
>>183542
Posey puts a hoof up
"If you eat this sheep, you will die a horrible death."
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
>>183544
Brie shrugs, ending the gesture by holding one hoof out in Posey's direction, implying general assent/agreement
Brie shrugs, ending the gesture by holding one hoof out in Posey's direction, implying general assent/agreement
>>183544
Kira looks happy that Posey is going to help the poor thing out, as she smiles warmly at the two.
Kira looks happy that Posey is going to help the poor thing out, as she smiles warmly at the two.
>>183542
Posey does not stop Mala from eating the sheep if he intends to do so anyway. She just informs him that eating the sheep will cause him to die a horrible death.
Or maybe it will just turn him into a monster. Who knows?
Posey does not stop Mala from eating the sheep if he intends to do so anyway. She just informs him that eating the sheep will cause him to die a horrible death.
Or maybe it will just turn him into a monster. Who knows?
Mala looks up towards Posey, ears upwards, then has a look of fear in his eyes. He turns and quickly scurries away, whimpering and with his tail between his legs. He hides behind Silver
The Sheep however, is also afraid of Posey, and starts to run away
The Sheep however, is also afraid of Posey, and starts to run away
Somepony get that sheep
>>183552
Kira lunges at the sheep...
She seems to have miscalculated. She misses outright.
Mala is pet and somewhat reassured.
When you Intimidate a target, that target's attitude shifts to "unfriendly" towards you after you leave its presence, as the skill check should work. It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
>>183554
It jumps and dodges out of the way of Posey with a "Baa"
Kira lunges at the sheep...
She seems to have miscalculated. She misses outright.
Mala is pet and somewhat reassured.
When you Intimidate a target, that target's attitude shifts to "unfriendly" towards you after you leave its presence, as the skill check should work. It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
>>183554
It jumps and dodges out of the way of Posey with a "Baa"
>>183556
>It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
Demoralizing is good in combat.
They also added the duel of wills mechanic in the ToB, which lets you get a bonus on attacks when you use it in initiative.
But as a social skill it is the worst.
I still max it out, because Posey is supposed to be a scary conqueress.
It was just a shitpost roll anyway.
Posey pursue's the sheep
Grapple
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
>It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
Demoralizing is good in combat.
They also added the duel of wills mechanic in the ToB, which lets you get a bonus on attacks when you use it in initiative.
But as a social skill it is the worst.
I still max it out, because Posey is supposed to be a scary conqueress.
It was just a shitpost roll anyway.
Posey pursue's the sheep
Grapple
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
Again?
Get that sheep
Get that sheep
>>183539
Okay, nice.
She keeps her hoof there as her smile spreads in her nervousness.
"May I touch you?" she says. "You're so cute."
Okay, nice.
She keeps her hoof there as her smile spreads in her nervousness.
"May I touch you?" she says. "You're so cute."
>>183556
Brie will sigh and charge (action)after the sheep, as he do
[1d20+9 = (15+9) = 24] touch attack
Brie will sigh and charge (action)after the sheep, as he do
[1d20+9 = (15+9) = 24] touch attack
>>183556
Silver gives Mala some pets, seeing if that will reassure him moreso. Kira thinks to herself, that's odd... as she whiffs on the lunge and hits the ground with an "Oof!" May she try again to grab the sheep?
Silver gives Mala some pets, seeing if that will reassure him moreso. Kira thinks to herself, that's odd... as she whiffs on the lunge and hits the ground with an "Oof!" May she try again to grab the sheep?
>>183560
Brie has the Sheep
Opposed
[1d20 = 3]
>>183557
>it was just a shitpost roll anyways
Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
It's as much of a shitpost roll as any you've rolled this entire campaign
Posey does not get the sheep
>>183561
Mala is pet, and reassured just a little bit more. Kira on the otherhoof...
Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
Kira can again, but there's probably going to be a bat around it
Brie has the Sheep
Opposed
[1d20 = 3]
>>183557
>it was just a shitpost roll anyways
Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
It's as much of a shitpost roll as any you've rolled this entire campaign
Posey does not get the sheep
>>183561
Mala is pet, and reassured just a little bit more. Kira on the otherhoof...
Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
Kira can again, but there's probably going to be a bat around it
>>183566
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
>>183559
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.
"No you're cute!"
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.
"No you're cute!"
>>183566
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.
Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.
>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.
Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.
>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
>>183575
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
>>183566
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"
Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"
Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
>>183582
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh
"Baa!"
>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat
Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat
>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh
"Baa!"
>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat
Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat
>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
>>183586
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.
Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.
Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
>>183587
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
>>183589
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
Having successfully counter-intimidated Brie, the sheep makes a second attempt at running free
Kira may attack
Kira may attack
>>183594
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
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Can I shear the sheep or not?
Can I shear the sheep or not?
>>183601
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
>>183606
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
>>183603
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.
"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.
"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Dust watches all this go down with a sense of bemusement and resignment to the fact that his fate is somehow tied to these ponies.
Zanit help him.
Zanit help him.
>>183612
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
>>183612
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.
>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"
Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"
Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"
>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.
Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.
>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"
Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"
Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"
>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.
Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
>>183569
>she fluffs up
^^
Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.
"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
>she fluffs up
^^
Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.
"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
>>183614
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.
They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.
They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
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