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Occupied Equestria - Lighthouse?
GM Pony
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No.183000
Continuing
1109 replies and 34 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.183391
183396
>>183388
He's never seen these creatures before. And yet he knows what sort of things they are:

Aberrations. Beloved by no god of earth.
Anonymous
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No.183393
>>183388
Nice digits
Give them a/the dickslap
GM Pony
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No.183394
Mala takes aim at the remaining centipede, shooting twice with his shotgun
[1d20+8 = (12+8) = 20]
[2d10 = 20]
[1d20+8 = (16+8) = 24]
[2d10 = 11]
Defiant Dust
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No.183396
>>183390
Oh word?
>>183389
Noted and filed under "maybe useful one day"
>>183391
Oh lovely, abberations. Are those creatures from another plane or purely summoned creatures that don't exist unless some fuckwad makes them? Dust doesn't care, they're not undead and are thus boring. I on the other hoof, am curious and don't know.
GM Pony
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No.183401
183406 183407
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183402
183404 183407
Were any of the aberrations affected by Posey's Frightful Presence?
Was the centipede weakened by there Str-draining Chill Touch, or effectively demoralized?

I'm a pure debuff build. I need to know if my attacks are effective.
Anonymous
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No.183403
183407 183409
Is there food in the dead centipede Brie has? Will anyone carrybit?
GM Pony
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No.183404
183405 183407
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GM Pony
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No.183405
183407
>>183404
>>183373
Silver takes 9 damage

[1d20+3 = (5+3) = 8]
Roll opposed Grapple
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183406
183410
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The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183407
183408 183410
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183408
183410
>>183407
>Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on
Why would they be immune to fear?
>20
Nice
Anonymous
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No.183409
183411
>>183403
Brie>>183404
Is it Bries turn?
GM Pony
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No.183410
183413 183418
>>183407
Silver rips the tentacles right off of him

>>183406
All miss, and they are unshaken

>>183408
They have more than 3 hit die
GM Pony
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No.183411
>>183409
Yes.
Anonymous
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No.183412
183414 183415
Without a map, Brie would.Tumble/fly around the closest one and lock up/grape the fuethest one
[1d20 = 2]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183413
>>183410
>They have more than 3 hit die
Darn. This is what I get for neglecting to make those 6 HD statblocks.
Oh well.
The Dreads take 5 ft steps back in a defensive stance floating around Posey
GM Pony
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No.183414
>>183412
Brie does not succeed in tumbling past the two new black figures in front of Posey

I suppose he has a standard action.
Anonymous
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No.183415
183417
>>183412
Assumed failure, Bries turn os finished
GM Pony
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No.183416
Kira's turn, and then Posey
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183417
>>183415
Failure on tumble means provoking attack of opportunity.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183418
183419 183420
>>183410
Confidence in herself restored, Kira draws three more arrows, targets one of these new creatures, and fires them in rapid succession.
Rapid Shot #1:
[1d20+10 = (4+10) = 14]
[1d8+6 = (1+6) = 7]
Rapid Shot #2:
[1d20+10 = (10+10) = 20]
[1d8+6 = (5+6) = 11]
Rapid Shot #3:
[1d20+5 = (1+5) = 6]
[1d8+6 = (8+6) = 14]
GM Pony
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No.183419
183420 183421
Posey's turn

>>183418
The second shot hits, lodging in its "neck." But the first one bounces against its "skin," and the third goes wide.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183420
>>183418
>>183419
Kira: "Dang it! I hate it when that happens...hope I can find that arrow again..."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183421
183422 183426
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183422
183423
>>183421
Rolling to confirm threat with the longsword
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183423
183424 183426 183429
>>183422
Fuck yeah
>>183422
Fuck yeah, 24 damage!

If the crit kills the starfish, pls redirect the remaining attacks to the next nearest opponent.
Anonymous
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No.183424
>>183423
Whonk
Cavaliere
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No.183425
183426
Cavaliere performs rapid shot and shoots the pony-like aberration closest to him with two shots in quick succession, at -2 penalty.
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
[2d6 = 9]
[1d20+7 = (18+7) = 25]
[2d6 = 12]

>tfw no ranks in dungeoneering
>>183388
Check'd and thanks
GM Pony
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No.183426
183427 183428
>>183421
>>183423
I'm going to assume you're talking about the two black pony figures in front of Posey. Are they targeting the same one, and is it the one Kira hit?

>>183425
Bang Bang

Cavaliere hits the starfish in front of Silver, and it hisses as if leaking air. It evaporates.
Anonymous
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No.183427
183429
>>183426
They flank one, and if the first attack kills it, the other attacks the other. Same with Posey.
Cavaliere
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No.183428
183429
>>183426
Not the starfish, the pony figures. Well, one of them.
GM Pony
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No.183429
183430 183433
One pony figure remaining near Posey, and one starfish remaining in front of Silver

>>183428
Ah. Fair enough. Cavaliere hits it. It does not evaporate.

>>183427
>>183423
Posey's combined attacks cause one of the figures to evaporate.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183430
183431 183435
>>183429
Silver: "Go back to Tartarus!"

Power Attack: Maintaining his connection to the earth, Silver raises his sword in the air, focuses all of the strength he can muster, and brings it down in another almighty overhead strike on the remaining starfish aberration. The mist around Silver and the starfish is parted with the force of the attack, and the ground again cracks and shatters where the blade lands.

[1d20+7 = (15+7) = 22]
[2d6+20 = (7+20) = 27]
GM Pony
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No.183431
183432
>>183430
Tic Tic Tic Tic

Hit

Hit
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183432
>>183431
The second roll was actually damage, sorry about that.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183433
>>183429
Does it appear frightened by Posey's demoralization and frightful presence?
Anonymous
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No.183434
183440
>>183216
"Alright," Vir says and bumps her hooves together while rising on her two hooves , causing a meaty slap to resonate through the room. In truth, Vir is a bit nervous at the prospect of talking to a bunco of strange ponies, so she trying to convince herself more than anypny else. "I will simply go door to door, talk with the entire neighberhood, the police, the anarchists, and the Blackhooves, then I'll return."
GM Pony
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No.183435
183436 183443
Dust's turn

>>183430
+20 damage?!?!

Well...

The starfish is sliced straight in half, curving in like a dead spider in the seconds before it is scattered to the wind
Defiant Dust
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No.183436
183437
>>183435
I think there's still a Shadow pony left?
If so, dust readies his flail, runninf at his target and heaving the flail overhead to come down on his target
Attack [1d20+10 = (9+10) = 19]
Dmg [1d10+6 = (4+6) = 10]
GM Pony
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No.183437
183438 183439
>>183436
Kow!

It shrieks at Dust, recoiling as the entity, shot twice by bullet and once by arrow, is now hit by a flail. The flail seems to crack its hide, until it stumbles back and falls to the ground

It evaporates on the ground
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183438
183440
>>183437
How many enemies are left?
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183439
>>183437
With the current enemies defeated, Kira quickly retrieves her arrows. Silver breathes in and out heavily, having expended a lot of stamina in those two strikes.
GM Pony
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No.183440
183441 183458
No enemies remain visible, as the light above dims

>>183434
"Uh... Well you don't have to talk to that many ponies. I'm not sure I'd want to talk to anarchists or the blackhooves... but uh, your enthusiasm is much appreciated."

She tries to move forward, and scritch behind Vir's ears

>>183438
That's all that threaten
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183441
183444 183446 183450
>>183440
Posey screams into the ether
"I KNOW YOU ARE STILL OUT THERE! SHOW YOURSELF, TRAVELLER!"
Anonymous
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No.183442
183450 183452
"well, thats just good business," is there tasty foodsuffs feom the pede?
Cavaliere
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No.183443
183444 183445 183452
>>183435
>+20 damage?!?!
Power attack is really good

Cavaliere takes a moment to reload his revolver and stow it away in his revolver. He also pulls out a much smaller pistol with two short barrels from the hem of his pants and checks to make sure it is loaded before putting it away.

He moves closer to Silver and Posey and asks, "Are you two alright? Those monstrosities were in your faces."
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183444
183445 183450
>>183441
Silver: "Please do not taunt extradimensional entity too much, we still have village to go to and ponies to save."

>>183443
It very much is.

Silver: "Yes, just little banged up from couple of those tentacles. I have been hurt worse. Thank you for your concern, my friend."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183445
183450 183452 183454
"No apparent supernatural powers, bodies dissolving into protomatter... These were minor manifestation of the starspawn.That means the master is still out there!"
>>183443
"I am fine."
>>183444
"We either defeat it now, or we defeat it later. Better to fight it on our terms."
Anonymous
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No.183446
183448 183452
>>183441
Pedes r like scallops. Delicious w/ spring onionand butter
GM Pony
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No.183447
[1d2 = 2]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183448
183449
>>183446
They dissolved into black ethereal nothingness.
Anonymous
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No.183449
183450 183452
>>183448
<the food
Shush
GM Pony
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No.183450
183451 183452 183454 183455
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Anonymous
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No.183451
183452
>>183450
>fat
Pass
Cavaliere
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No.183452
183453 183455
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Anonymous
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No.183453
183463
>>183452
"Have u tried feastables? I hear theure rly popular,"
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183454
183463
>>183450
>>183445
Silver gives Mala some pets when he comes up to him. "Excellent shots, Mala! I am very glad to have you with us." While he continues to pet Mala, he addresses Posey. "We know where their master is, on Kostroma. Idiot communists brought it onto ship from Skynavia to bring home to study, and he dominated mind of most everypony on that ship. We need to find those remaining Stalliongraders and come up with plan to end this thing. You heard what it said through Sea Stone. If it manages to free that ship and reaches Stalliongrad, there is no telling how far it will go to assimilate everything into its consciousness."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183455
183457 183461 183463
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Anonymous
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No.183457
183463
>>183455
Ima slap u when his works
Anonymous
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No.183458
183463
>>183440
Vir grins wrly.

"To be honest, I don't really like talking with ponies in general, because when you wear your heart on a sleeve," Vir says and flaps the hem of her cloak. Her tan cloak that has Celstia's cutie mark cover its cape and once again a smaller sun over her hoodie. "I see happy faces too of course but sometimes I prefer ponies eye-rolls to their anger. But, uhh, yeah, I'm visting the Blackhooves to ask for my sister. If anyone would know her where-a-bowt, it probably be 'em."
Cavaliere
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No.183461
183474
>>183455
"Cerebrosis, you say? Let's hear about all this at the village. It'll be a more secure vantage point, if this 'Commissar' has made use of it."
He is ready to leave when the other party members are.
Anonymous
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No.183462
We did kill things, and quickly.

Suck it GM (he knows)
GM Pony
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No.183463
183467 183469 183473
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The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183467
183471
>>183463
Kira returns to the party, her quivers fully filled up again. Silver looks over the entire party.

Silver: "Okay everyone, let us find those Stalliongrader survivors. Kira, take point."

Kira: "Aye aye, captain!"

Survival: Kira leads the group through the fog, continuing to be on the alert for any more aberrations they may encounter.

[1d20+11 = (9+11) = 20]
Anonymous
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No.183469
183470 183471
>>183463
>what are those
<ye asked fur it mate
"Its reported to be food. It was probably a lame attempt at a joke, that the player bejind is havi g scond thiughts about"
"Its not mdy tho," but it was
Anonymous
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No.183470
183471
>>183469
Having second thoughts [...] yes, its moldy
GM Pony
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No.183471
183472
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The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183472
183476 183477
>>183471
Silver: "You have had food that was not rotten before. Remember when we went to that restaurant and you had octopus? Or earlier this morning when I made you alligator steaks?"

Kira: "I think we're getting close!"
Anonymous
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No.183473
183476
>>183463
>worth a try
An image of an eye-rolling but genuinely smiling filly unicorn pass through Vir's mind.

"Yes, she is worth it," she says.

Vir dives in and nuzzles Heather's neck.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183474
183475 183478
Screenshot_20241207-004552.png
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>>183461
>Cerebrosic
"The Cerebrosic Periphery. The back of the mind. The place where mortal perception intersects with the madness of the far realm. The peripheral is the Near Realm, a place of perversion and abstraction, through which we can contact and be contacted by horrors from beyond the unknowable void...."
".... It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible place imaginable. My master attached loathesome creatures to my skull and let them have their way with my mind to throw me into that vile jungle of misery, so that I could experience what infinite Dread truly felt like. I can still remember the omnipresent slime, the writhing 'grass', the gravitational distortions pulling me every which way, the lurking nightmares that prowled in the corners of the mind, leaping through the dimensional boundaries to latch themselves to my barrel and fuse themselves to my skin and prope their feelers up my nose and into my brain...! Master would not let me return to the realm of sanity until I had grown accustomed to it long enough to learn from the experience."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
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No.183475
>>183474
>Cerebrosic
*Cerebrotic
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183476
183479 183482 183489 183502
>>183473
"Tee he he"
Heather scratches the back of the silly filly big mare's ears

"Anything for a sister. I understand that emotion. I would if I could, too."

>>183472
Mala to Silver:
"Well yes, but you can't have alligator, or octopus, or" licking his lips "zebra every day. These... monsters? Is that what they are called? They just disappeared. You can't even eat them."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183477
183479 183480
>>183472
Kira

Roll Spot
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183478
183480
>>183474
Ow, the edge. I like your descriptive ability.
Cavaliere only stares as she explains, withholding comment as he focuses on the path ahead.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183479
183483 183484
>>183477
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]

>>183476
Silver: "Something tells me alligators and octopi would probably taste better than demon starfish and demon centipedes."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183480
>>183478
Posey has Cerebrosis: exposure to the far realm has permanently mutated her mind and driven her insane. Her experiences as an alienist are part of her backstory.
Despite being a perverted masochist, there's only so much slime and tentacles a pony can take at once, and being thrown into the Cerebrotic mire to boil in the rotten puss flowing from the festering wounds of a mad god long dead was not the favorite part of her training....

>>183477
Rolling to assist Kira
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183481
I gotta sleep soon.
I'm free all day tomorrow.

Feel free to carry on without me though.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183482
183502
>>183476
>zebra
Total Zigger Barbecue
GM Pony
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No.183483
183488
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GM Pony
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No.183484
183485
>>183479
Kira sees something galloping through the mist. It's kind of low, and big around.

It's coming towards them.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183485
183487
>>183484
You want me to stay up for this encounter?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
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No.183486
183487
Sleepy...
GM Pony
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No.183487
>>183485
>>183486
Nah, you can go to sleep
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183488
183499 183501 183511
I know people are sleep, I'm just gonna respond to Mala before we end up in the next encounter.

>>183483
Silver gives some more pets to Mala, smiling at his loyal friend. "You are loved, and accepted. And it is true, society has certain rules that you are expected to follow - and usually for good reason - but when someone decides to break those rules for their own gain to detriment of others, you need someone who is willing to break those same rules as well for good reason to keep others safe and happy."
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.183489
183497
>>183476
Vir pushes back into the hoof with pleased closed eyes. Then she realize the meaning of Heather's last words and sad look passes by her face.

She walks over to Flowercup and raise her hoof. She stops, hovering over Flowercup's head. A memory passes her mind's eye. A mare. She smiles down at her filly self. She reaches out toward her but hesitates. 'May I touch you?' 'Of course, you can. I luv u! Mother Justiney.'

"Sorry," Vir says. "I didn't ask before. May I?"
Brie
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No.183490
183511
Yes, I literally added Lunchly (it says it on my inventory, including the mold) to my character sheet just so I could make a joke about it mid-game.
>wants to kill more
GM Pony
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No.183497
183534
>>183489
The beige mare closes her eyes and smiles, ready to receive her hoof

"You may."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183498
183511
I have awoken
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183499
183500
my-little-pony-sad.gif
>>183488
>You are loved, and accepted
Anonymous
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No.183500
>>183499
Right? ;,_,;
Anonymous
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No.183501
>>183488
Though masked and thereby expressionless, Brie nods appreciatively on hearing this
Defiant Dust
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No.183502
183518 183522 183719
>>183476
Dust stops wishfully looking at the deadish grass in the area as he hears "zebra." He freezes, and his ears immediately start swiveling more than usual.
>>183482
reeeeee
Anonymous
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No.183503
183504 183505 183506
"An excellent show of force everypony. Since we have a moment, I have been meaning to ask,... does anypony know what the hell we are dealing with? First there was that strange beast our beloved whaling captain mackicked into being somehow, and now theres these, well I certainly don't know what you would call them but they're certainly not stalliongradii!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183504
183511
>>183503
Rolling a base intelligence check for Brie to kinda maybe try to idk,... think I guess
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
Defiant Dust
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No.183505
183507 183511
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183506
183507 183719
Far_Realm_Neverwinter.jpg
>>183503
Posey just mentioned that they're aberrant monsters of pure madness from beyond the realm of insanity who won't rest until everything else is just as twisted and insane as them.

"Interlopers from beyond the void. Some refer to these sorts of creatures as 'beachgoers', from their resemblance to loathsome sea creatures and their dual-worldly nature."
She gestures towards the shore
"Think of the Far Realm as the ocean, and our reality as this island. The Cerebrotic Periphery is the place where they intersect, like a beach, where creatures of land and meet and hunt one another. It is also known as the mire, for its swampy and foul appearance, like a wetland."
Anonymous
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No.183507
183508 183511
>>183506
>>183505
Brie is neither enthusiastic nor particularly receptive to the idea of things that have no throat - or.perhaps too many - to cut
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183508
>>183507
They're not immune to crits for the most part. You should be able to sneak Attack them.
But they tend to save psychic powers, so watch out for your feeble Will Save
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183509
183510 183511
I'm available all day today, btw

Really excited to purge some xeno filth.
Anonymous
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No.183510
183522
>>183509
Likewise
GM Pony
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No.183511
183512 183514
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The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183512
183514 183518
When everyone is ready to play, Kira will give everyone the signal that she sees something. But first:

>>183511
Silver gladly gives Mala a big, floofy hug. There's no hesitation, no question as to whether he should or not. He just goes in and gives his friend a hug he very well deserves.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183515
183517 183518
>>183514
Don't forget, assuming the Traveler leaves behind a physical body when killed, we can at least take a trophy with us from the body as proof of its existence. I'm certain ending a potentially world-ending threat from another dimension is worth a few extra thousand Bits at least.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183516
183518
Brie may yet avoid prison for this mission
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183517
183522
966101__safe_oc_clothes_oc+only_magic_glowing+eyes_30+minute+art+challenge_cloak_artist-colon-lumineko_zombie_necromancer_oc-colon-necropone.png
>>183515
Plus I could preserve it to later reanimate it as a Cthulhu-Zombie to end the world myself :D
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183518
183520 183521 183522 183719
3043909[1].png
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Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183520
183522
>>183518
>camera
Oooh, Dead Rising shit. That would probably fall to Brie, since he can get better vantage shots
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183521
183526
>>183518
>Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular.
I am choosing to believe that Mala is actually a young Flind Gnoll. It would explain why he's fatter and more charismatic than most
>Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing
Posey suspects that they might might be summons conjured remotely by a caster. Rolling to confirm this:
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
>blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
All GMs do this. Literally all of them.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183522
183523 183525 183719
>>183518
>>183520
>>183517
>>183510
>>183502
Kira whispers back to the group, "Hey, guys! Something's coming," while pointing in the direction of the approaching figure. Silver's ears perk up at hearing Kira speak, and looks up from the comfy floofy Mala hug towards what Kira has seen.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183523
>>183522
If having the time, Brie would assume a flanking position (ground level) to Kira's left
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183525
>>183522
Posey readies herself for battle.
She gives her bone bow to one of her dreads in exchange for the halberd, which she readies against a charge.
The Dread draws back the bowstring and trains an arrow on the incoming creature, readying and attack.
Her other Dread brandishes its sword, ready to charge itself.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183526
183527 183529
The figure, smaller than a pony but of an odd shape, moves out through the shadow, a bit left of the old wall.

"Baa"

>>183521
They seemed a bit off for summoned creatures
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183527
183528
>>183526
Knowledge, Nature: Kira blinks. Is this just a sheep or a goat or something?

[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183528
20241207_120723.jpg
>pic related, having a small kitten means randomly being informed: "Your hand is a MONSTER, RAWR!"
>>183527
Be a shame if we had a paladin who could sense evil
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183529
183530
I guess we're just waiting for Cavalier?
>>183526
>sheep/goat
An emissary of Orcus? Is the bloated goatlord giving me a sign that I must purge these aberrant xeno filth in the name of superior demonic Undeath?
Religion
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183530
183532 183535 183536 183719
As the figure gallops through the mist, it becomes more visible. It's covered in a thick, matted fur that's tinted yellow, and dirty, with small amounts of debris caught in it. Kira can see that it is a sheep, a domestic variety of one, and an ewe.

It gives Kira and also Brie a wide berth, going around Kira to the right, but it doesn't slow down, and it doesn't seem bothered by the party. It moves around with a "Baa"

>>183529
Yes. Yes he is.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183532
183533 183544
>>183530
Kira: "Awwwww. Poor sheepy. She has no one left to help take care of her!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183533
183535
>>183532
Brie waves at Mala, to get his attention, and then nods toward the sheep, following the gesture with a shrug
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.183534
183539
>>183497
Just checking. Are we talking about the same pony? I thought Flowercup was white because it's she that Vir reaches out for.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183535
>>183533
>>183530
Subtext, theres food
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183536
183537 183539
>>183530
Posey approaches to pet the sheep.
She whispers a faint hymn in Abyssal
"שלום רב, בת הכבש. באת להעביר הודעה מהנפוח?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183537
183538 183539
>>183536
Fuck, it didn't paste properly. This is the actual message:
"Greetings, daughter of the lamb. Have you come to deliver a message from the bloated one? I wish my little lamb Gloomy were here to meet you."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183538
183540
>>183537
>GM puts a sheep to send an unholy message of utmost import to Posey
>right before the message is conveyed, Mala eats the messenger
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183539
183540 183559
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183540
183542
>>183538
That would mean it's an unholy message from the gnoll-lord.
>>183539
Rolling Charisma (animal handling) to pet the sheep
Applying +2 circumstances bonus, for having successfully identified it.
Posey's Bestial corruption symptom cancels out the penalty from her Unnatural Aura.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183542
183543 183544 183547
>>183540
The ewe turns to look back at Posey, and then up to her.

Posey successfully puts its thick fur. It has the feel of wool, although matted, thicker, and with flakes of dirt.

"Baa" It says to her

אם לא הבנת את זה, כן. הדבר הזה מנוגד לאינטרסים שלנו, וצריך לעצור אותו.

Mala approaches
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183543
>>183542
Oh no
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183544
183545 183546
>>183532
Posey produces a set of shears, the one she uses to trim Gloomy
"As a mare who believes in Fate, I have foretold that great fortune will come upon us if we take the time to shear this sheep."
>>183542
Posey puts a hoof up
"If you eat this sheep, you will die a horrible death."
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183545
>>183544
Brie shrugs, ending the gesture by holding one hoof out in Posey's direction, implying general assent/agreement
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183546
183551
>>183544
Kira looks happy that Posey is going to help the poor thing out, as she smiles warmly at the two.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183547
183549
>>183542
Posey does not stop Mala from eating the sheep if he intends to do so anyway. She just informs him that eating the sheep will cause him to die a horrible death.
Or maybe it will just turn him into a monster. Who knows?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183548
183551 183552
Mala looks up towards Posey, ears upwards, then has a look of fear in his eyes. He turns and quickly scurries away, whimpering and with his tail between his legs. He hides behind Silver

The Sheep however, is also afraid of Posey, and starts to run away
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183549
>>183547
I cant say what I worry might happen o_o
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183551
183552
>>183548
>runs
Oh no you don't. I want my unholy fleece.
>>183546
"Kira, hold her still so I can shear her."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183552
183553 183554 183556
>>183548
>>183551
Silver Mala some reassuring pets, as Kira comes over and makes to hold the sheepy in place.

First, touch attack: [1d20+9 = (1+9) = 10]
Second, grapple: [1d20+13 = (4+13) = 17]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183553
>>183552
Whelp...
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183554
183556
>>183552
Dammit

Posey grabs the sheep
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183555
Somepony get that sheep
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183556
183557 183560 183561
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Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183557
183566
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Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183558
Again?
Get that sheep
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.183559
183569
>>183539
Okay, nice.

She keeps her hoof there as her smile spreads in her nervousness.

"May I touch you?" she says. "You're so cute."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183560
183563 183564 183566
>>183556
Brie will sigh and charge (action)after the sheep, as he do
[1d20+9 = (15+9) = 24] touch attack
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183561
183565 183566
>>183556
Silver gives Mala some pets, seeing if that will reassure him moreso. Kira thinks to herself, that's odd... as she whiffs on the lunge and hits the ground with an "Oof!" May she try again to grab the sheep?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183563
>>183560
Initial.Grapple [1d20+12 = (4+12) = 16]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183564
>>183560
(And I forgot the +2 momentum bonus)
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183565
183567
>>183561
>May she try again to grab the sheep?
Nothing is stopping you.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183566
183568 183570 183585
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Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183567
>>183565
Shush, I got it
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183568
>>183566
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183569
183617
>>183559
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.

"No you're cute!"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183570
183571
>>183566
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.

Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.

>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183571
183572 183573 183575
>>183570
>shearing
But we're still killing the sheep, right?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183572
>>183571
Why?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183573
183574 183575
>>183571
This isnt bloodthirst, its appetite. Lamb shanks are one of the most amazing things
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183574
183582
>>183573
You don't want to eat meat that has been touched by Orcus.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183575
183581 183582
>>183573
>>183571
"Baa!"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183581
183586
>>183575
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183582
183583 183586 183587 183719
>>183574
Well look who's suddenly adverse to getting tainted by evil xp
>>183575
"While it would neither be my proudest moment, I will rape you if you don't simmer down for a moment, (ewe)."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183583
>>183582
Neither proudest nor worst
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183584
183586 183587
Intimidation, I suppose
[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183585
183586
>>183566
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"

Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183586
183587 183588 183605
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GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183587
183589
>>183586
>>183584
>>183582
The ewe stares at Brie
"Baa"

Gwna fe te. Gwna fe. Ni allwch wneud llawer gyda'r peth bach hwnnw o'ch un chi.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183588
>>183586
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.

Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183589
183590
>>183587
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183590
>>183589
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183591
183592
Having successfully counter-intimidated Brie, the sheep makes a second attempt at running free

Kira may attack
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183592
183593 183594
>>183591
Touch Attack: [1d20+9 = (20+9) = 29]
Grapple: [1d20+13 = (8+13) = 21]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183593
183594 183601
>>183592
"That thing is fucked up! How the fuck does it know Thestrali??" Very pointed pistol
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183594
183595
>>183592
"Baa!"
Kira has it

Honestly, it may make a decent meal after being sheered

>>183593
"Baa?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183595
183596 183599
>>183594
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183596
>>183595
Lol
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183597
183598 183599
Hows the starfish fight going?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183598
>>183597
Oh, they got bodied hard and fast
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183599
183600 183601 183610
6952981[1].png
>>183595
PANIC!!!

>>183597
They killed the starfish

Did Dark Star have a last reply?
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.183600
>>183599
>is spoop
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183601
183604
>>183593
>>183599
Kira moves to put herself between the pistol and the sheep. "Sheepies don't know how to speak. Please, put the pistol down, don't hurt the poor sheepy. I think the fog is messing with us."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183602
183603
My Internet is being sketchy right now...
Can I shear the sheep or not?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183603
183605 183609
>>183602
Sure. At least in part
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.183604
183605 183606
>>183601
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183605
>>183604
Posey is still shearing the sheep, completely calm.
>>183603
Posey shears the sheep, removing its fleece.
"There we go."
>>183586
>It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
I guess we could go on ahead now then.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183606
183607
>>183604
Kira snek hugs the sheepy (gently), providing no clear shot for the disturbed bat
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.183607
183608 183614
>>183606
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.183608
>>183607
Back again ate we?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183609
183611
>>183603
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.

"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183610
183614
>>183599
>>183310
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183611
>>183609
That woll may have value
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183612
183613 183614 183616
Dust watches all this go down with a sense of bemusement and resignment to the fact that his fate is somehow tied to these ponies.
Zanit help him.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183613
183629
>>183612
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183614
183615 183616 183619 183628 183631
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Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183615
>>183614
RNJesus has always had it out for me e,_,e
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183616
183618 183629
>>183614
Kira lets the trimmed sheepy go, continuing to body block so she can escape from the paranoid bat.

>>183612
Silver feels inclined to pat the zeeb, for some reason.
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183617
183638
>>183569
>she fluffs up
^^

Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.

"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183618
183620 183638
>>183616
Oh hell no, Brie is redrawing his revolver and maintaining sneak attack range (30')
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183619
183638
>>183614
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.

They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183620
183621
>>183618
Does Brie need a friendly snek hug to reassure him that everything's alright?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183621
183622 183623
>>183620
No maybe
"With your pardon, no. Theres something fundamentally not right about that (ewe) Of course Im gonna meme. Killing it outright wouldseem to alleviate any affliction?" It makes sense to him but he doesnt know.

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