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Occupied Equestria - Winter Winds
Anonymous
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No.171000
Continuing
1471 replies and 180 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.171531
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>>171518
Maybe this week?
Anonymous
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No.171532
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>>171531
>Necromancer pic
Reeeeeeee
Anonymous
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No.171533
171534 171542
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Posey casts Chill Touch, as she waits for Luminous. This should give her half a dozen boops to expend during combat.
Spells in use:
>Undetectable Alignment
>Chill Touch
Anonymous
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No.171534
171535
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>>171533
Boops are haram
Anonymous
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No.171535
>>171534
Good. I revel in the apostasy.
Is this enough to summon the paladin?
Anonymous
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No.171537
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Any news on when we can resume, GM?
Anonymous
00a2f06
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No.171540
171541
>>171539
Uh... Soon?

Hoebuck street is not a part of the full grid pattern, but rather is at an angle to the main road, veering off slightly eastward as the harbor curves in on itself. Posey finds the location of 33 Hoebuck to the right of the road going northward, with a long warehouse on the other side. The building of 33 Hoebuck is rather large and long itself, occupying most of the lot, which is a longer lot than those provided by the grid pattern. From the few glimpes Posey can gain beyond the structure to the left and the right, she can see that it is on the water, with a space of perhaps 100 feet of what is supposed to be grass between the structure and some sort of seawall.

The structure itself is hardly a single structure, but three fused together. On the far right/south, is the tallest portion of the building with a stone exterior and four stories tall, in a kind of rectangular shape. It has many small windows, though it looks almost like a castle or fortress with how otherwise solid it appears. Then the central section is long and shorter. It is made from a darker brick. It is about 3 stories tall, though the highest floor only has windows periodically and has a higher roof. The windows on this section are much larger, though most are closed off. It almost resembles a hospital. Then finally, the last section is taller and made of bright red bricks, also a rectangular shape. This part resembles a factory, with very high ceilings, the long windows that span half the width of the section (and are mostly covered), and a large smoke stack. At the left most end of the structure, is a loading dock covered by corrugated metal, and accessible from a concrete driveway. Between the street and the structure are a few parking spaces and a slate walkway leading up to a door on the central structure, though most of the front portion of the lot is former grass with scattered trees. The trees are barren for the winter, and the grass is brown and in many places muddy or clearly damaged by the tire tracks of several large vehicles. There are a few street lamps on this street providing an obnoxious yellow light, though the street is less well lit than most Posye has seen.
Anonymous
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No.171541
171542 171544 171569
>>171540
Posey decides to survey the area for a suitable location to lead Luminous to once he arrives.
Preferably, one with a low ceiling and few routes of escape (the smaller the room, the better).
This is one of those rare instances where being in close quarters with a melee-based enemy might be an advantage to her as a spellcaster, since paladins are such deadly chargers (especially flying paladins with claws).

Posey plans to explain to Luminous that she told him to come here to demonstrate the necessity of their work (they, being paladins).If this area was recently channeling corrupt energies, Luminous will likely sense that as soon as he approaches the building. Posey looks for any summoning circles, symbolism, artwork or other gruesome scenes that would exemplify the cult's desecration of the site.
Rolling Search, to look for the above factors (as well as any treasure, secret doors or bones left behind by the cult).
[1d20+3 = (4+3) = 7]
Anonymous
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No.171542
171543
>>171541
That's obviously a fail.
>>171533
I think I may have misunderstood how chill touch works... Nevermind this.
Anonymous
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No.171543
171544
70573ee6728ff794c60d03f1a24ad6c5.gif
>>171542
Rules compendium
>If a spell allows its caster to make multiple attacks and has a casting time of 1 standard action, all those attacks occur during that standard action. The caster uses the highest applicable attack bonus for each attack in such a case.
Wait, Chill Touch doesn't store boops you can deliver over the course of several rounds, it gives you multiple boops that you can use in one action.
Wtf, I've been casting Inflict Light Wounds and Bestow Wound, like a complete idiot. Arcane Casters get the good stuff.
Appears to be a vestige of the transition between 3.0 and 3.5e.
Anonymous
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No.171544
171545
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>>171543
>multiple boops
If Posey had a soul, she'd go straight to Tartarus

>>171541
How small are we talking about here?

The most obvious room that comes to mind is a cafeteria on the first level of the middle section, not far from the entrance. It has some movable chairs, is a little long, but has a low roof. There is a workshop secton in the factory with many fixed benches to either side and a higher ceiling. An old... what looks like a chapel, on the third floor of the middle section. Long room, high ceilings. An internal atrium in the southern section. A medium sized open room with a few barrels that appears to have been raided by the police on the second level. A medium sized dormitory room with bunk beds in the southern section. And if Posey wants an actually small room - like, no room for charging - there are bedrooms, bathrooms, and an undergound section.

Posey gets the decided impression that the police and customs have done their dirty work here. Many items have obviously been removed, but Posey recognizes the Kolovrat of the Maarist religion in multiple places, like in bedrooms or the cafeteria, and paintings on the floor of distant star systems important to the esotericism in the chapel. Posey thinks she finds blood in several areas, and definitely finds fire damage in the chapel and the atrium.
Anonymous
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No.171545
171546
>>171544
>How small are we talking about here?
It doesn't really matter. It just needs to be indoors, preferably with no windows, ideally with only one or two doors to exit.
>cafeteria
>bedrooms
>chapel
All these locations seem fine. Posey will consider luring Luminous to one of them.
Posey takes more of all of the sites, and rehearses what she'll say to Luminous as she passes.

Btw, I'm going to have to go in one or two hours. I won't be back until the evening, but I'll try to post.
Anonymous
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No.171546
171547
>>171545
>>171545
The odd, oblong shaped room on the second level of the center building, or the oddly shaped room beneath the first floor come to mind
Anonymous
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No.171547
>>171546
Okay, Posey will lead him there.
The next night, Posey patiently waits for Luminous to arrive.
Anonymous
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No.171548
Okay, I have to know, does Luminous show up?
Anonymous
fcef6c8
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No.171549
>it's midnight in GM time
Oh well...
Anonymous
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No.171550
171551 171552 171556 171559
>>171498
Posey can't hear shit, save for the sounds of the city like the passing of cars, diesel engines, and what must be the sounds of loading and off loading of freight. Through small windows in the warehouse, Posey can see that there is movement going on inside that structure across the street, and several ponies and griffins move along the opposing side of the street.

Then Posey sees two griffins, one of which she can recognize as the yellow griffin, Alluring Granduer. But with him is a second griffin... An Ivory white griffin with a leather jacket. The two are not proceeding at a steady pace, but are arguing with each other, and they stop on the road just outside the center of the property
Anonymous
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No.171551
>>171550
I really should be getting sleep rn, but...
>there's two of them
Great...
Posey steps outside the building. She doesn't make eye contact or approach, but she makes herself visible to the two. She lets her chainmail glisten in the obnoxious yellow light.
Anonymous
0a46437
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No.171552
171569
>>171550
Do either of them appear to be carrying the sword?
Anonymous
0a46437
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No.171556
171557 171559 171569
>>171550
I guess I'll roll bluff (innuendo) to flag down the Griffons without causing a disturbance visible to the others.
[1d20+12 = (1+12) = 13]
Anonymous
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No.171557
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>>171556
Why do I keep doing this to myself? Why do I keep rolling for things in non-combat scenarios where I would succeed by taking 10?
Anonymous
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No.171559
171560 171569
>>171550
While I wait for the results of my screw up, I'll try to make a spot check to get a good look at them. See what they're carrying (any weapons, armor, etc).
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
>>171556
Posey failed this check by 3
>You can use Bluff to get a message across to another character without others understanding it. The DC is 15 for simple messages, or 20 for complex messages, especially those that rely on getting across new information. Failure by 4 or less means you can’t get the message across. Failure by 5 or more means that some false information has been implied or inferred. Anyone listening to the exchange can make a Sense Motive check opposed by the Bluff check you made to transmit in order to intercept your message (see Sense Motive).
Anonymous
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No.171560
>>171559
*by 2
Anonymous
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No.171561
171569
I'm also going to roll listen, to try to hear what they're arguing about
[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
Amber Sunset
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No.171563
171564 171573
>>171440
If he was hoping to find any contraband inside, he would be disappointed.
"Perhaps not to hear its music–" Amber chortles at that– "but to sell it to a collector for a hefty sum, and use that money to fund their efforts. It's similar to the train robberies that happen regularly in the more lawless parts of the world."

Amber turns the instrument over, to show the hard-to-make-out but visible signature of the maker. "It's a true rarity, with very few of its kind still around today. The original owner was either a fool or desperate to have pawned it off for so little. With the troubles that Katerinburg is going through, many long-held treasures are being sold or smuggled out. There may well be others of equal or greater worth on the train. I wouldn't know, but your customs officers might. That is, if they look hard enough–and don't try to enrich themselves." Amber leans back, awaiting an answer.

Baltimare is a big place. Are there rules in place for the amount of time needed to traverse the city, especially without a car?
Anonymous
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No.171564
>>171563
DMG has basic overland movement rules. Cityscape goes into further detail for traversing urban environments.
Anonymous
4b2543a
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No.171565
Jaccuse_1938.jpg
(if you want to travel faster, become undead. You can run indefinitely and have no penalties for a forced march)
Anonymous
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No.171567
cutie mark sparkles
"That's another odd sign... Must be some ambient Equestrian magic..."
Anonymous
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No.171568
171569
Can we do it this week GM?
Anonymous
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No.171569
171570 171575
>>171568
Yes.

>>171559
>rolls a nat 1
>Noooo it's onlt a failure by 3!
Uh huh

>>171556
In trying to open a window and stick her hoof through it, Posey dislodges the window from its frame, causing it to fall and shatter loudly.

>>171541
>Rolling Search, to look for the above factors (as well as any treasure, secret doors or bones left behind by the cult).
Whatever secrets and horrors have been left behind by the cult, Posey has not found what the mercenaries and police have not.

>>171552
Yes. It's actually Alluring Granduer. Griffin two is seen shoving the sword towards him. It isn't clear if griffin 2 had the sword and gave to to Alluring, or if Alluring attempted to give it to Griffin 2, but it was rejected.

>>171513
Oh my...

>>171498
The warehouse is active, or at least, there are figures through the window.

>>171561
>rolling listen again after already failing listen

The griffins stop arguing when they hear the glass shatter, but Posey can tell that griffin 2 is displeased with Alluring
Anonymous
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No.171570
171571
>>171569
>fall and shatter loudly
"Oh, hahaha, clumsy me..."
>Griffin two is seen shoving the sword towards him. It isn't clear if griffin 2 had the sword and gave to to Alluring, or if Alluring attempted to give it to Griffin 2, but it was rejected.
Hmmm... Looks like they brought the collateral. It appears Luminous may be trying to treat Alluring as his page again though.
>The griffins stop arguing when they hear the glass shatter, but Posey can tell that griffin 2 is displeased with Alluring
Posey awkwardly waves at them. Trying to look less corpse-like.
I guess this'll be a diplomacy roll, for first impressions.
[1d20+6 = (16+6) = 22]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171571
171572 171575 171576
>>171570
Griffin 2 sighs, almost defeated, looks down, and seems to start down the path towards the building
Anonymous
5563873
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No.171572
171575 171579 171583
>>171571
Hooray!
Posey's first order of business will be to attempt to charm them with her gaze as soon as they come into range.

Posey moves towards the door and bows as the griffons approach, her chainmail glistening in the amber light.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Sir Luminous Grandure. I welcome you to Equestria, on behalf of Celestia's Holy Knights."
She looks, with a warm smile, her enchanting golden eyes shimmering
"We've much to discuss. Come in."

I would love to stay up and begin the dialogue, but I have to be at work in 7 hours...
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171573
171577
>>171563
He looks back at Amber, and pauses for a moment

"It was an attempted robbery, you say. Simple, or to support the rebels."
Anonymous
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No.171575
171578
>>171572
>>171569
Okay, I'm awake now.

Is the white one wearing any armor?
>>171571
"Ah, I see that you've returned the sword. I was right to trust you."
Anonymous
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No.171576
171578
>>171571
How far away are they?
Amber Sunset
e5d580b
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No.171577
171691
>>171573
Amber's warmth dissipates as she stares at the investigator. "Like I believe I said, I had a train to run and didn't have time to interrogate the bandit as we held him under arrest, so I can go only by assumption. You have that luxury and can get at his real motives. He likely knows something."
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171578
171580
>>171575
>armor
Posey can't tell. He's wearing a leather jacket

>>171576
This depends on where Posey is. They are maybe 50 feet away from the entry door in the center of the middle portion of the structure. If she's at the second floor window as I assume she was, then she's.... 70 or so feet away diagonally down and to the right?
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171579
>>171572
Griffin 2 is not talkative, and has a rather grave expression on his face. He looks around side to side at his surroundings. His head tends to point low, but his eyes do not. Alluring follows behind, holding his claws close to his body, and with a clearly unsettled expression.
Anonymous
3ca84d4
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No.171580
171581 171582
>>171578
Posey hops out of the window.
Rolling to jump
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
>why
Because i think it would look cool.
Anonymous
3ca84d4
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No.171581
171582
>>171580
>fail
Posey takes fall damage, although half of it is subdual, do not much.
[1d6 = 4]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171582
171583 171584 171586
>>171580
>>171581
https://youtu.be/4hpbK7V146A?t=4

Perhaps in the summer time there would be bushes to help break the fall. Not now.

The griffins stare
Anonymous
b43ce15
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No.171583
>>171582
After that, Posey awkwardly dusts herself off, and attempts a less-graceful version of this dialogue >>171572 >>171575
Anonymous
b43ce15
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No.171584
171587
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This is all part of my plan: surely this ditzy, clumsy mare couldn't be an Necromancer assassin in disguise.

"I didn't think it would break that easily..." Posey says, with a groan
And then, to finish off her act, she puts a hoof to one of her bruises and heals 1 HP of damage with her "lay on hands" (Charnel Touch).
>>171582
Posey steps towards the griffons. She shuts her eyes momentarily, as if concentrating.
"..... No malign Aura from either of you. That's a good start." she opens her eyes and smiles
"Welcome to Equestria."
Her chainmail rattles
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171585
picks the broken glass out of her chainmail
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171586
>>171582
Do they say anything?
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171587
171588
>>171584
>This is all part of my plan: surely this ditzy, clumsy mare couldn't be an Necromancer assassin in disguise.
HAHA Noble Paladin! I was simply pretending to be retarded to make you drop your guard! It worked, didn't it!

Alluring moves the sword towards Griffin 2, but Griffin 2 doesn't seem to be looking that way, and Alluring pulls it back closer to himself. Indeed, his limbs are all close to himself, including his tail, in a guarded posture.

Griffin 2 looks over towards Posey, cringing at the moment of the fall, but otherwise resuming a somewhat uphappy but resolved look.

"I've been here two years..." He says, almost under his breath. He turns his head to look behind him, first at the end of the street, and then through the windows of the warehouse behind him. Then he looks up at the structure, through the empty window Posey came from, and along the windows of the first and second floor. He looks back to Posey, and asks
"Where are we?"
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171588
171589
1130888__safe_artist-colon-kanashiipanda_lightning+dust_rainbow+dash_pegasus_pony_g4_battle+tendency_comic_dialogue_esidesi_esidisi_jojo27s+bizarre+adventure_jo (1).png
>>171587
>"Where are we?
Posey's expression turns seriously.
"We are at the site of a grave evil: where just over a week ago, a cult of Maar was uprooted." She says, waving her hoof towards her building
"I can tell by your expression that it's unnerving. I brought you here to judge your reaction, and demonstrate to you the importance that our cell serve. We've been forced to operate from the shadows for long now, and in our absence, evil has begun to fester uncontrolled, and depraved lunatics like this could practice their fell sorcery in the backyards of peaceful ponies."
She takes a step
"You can feel it can't you? That eerie presence? This cult operates for months, under the nose of law enforcement, with nopony to sniff out the evil."
She gives a wistful sigh
"And in spite of that, it's still a rather secluded place to meet somepony, or, somecreature without the pesky eye of the military. Come." She steps towards the entrance of the building, on the ground floor this time.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171589
171590
>>171588
>waving her hoof towards her building
>her building
I actually kind of like that she's claiming ownership

The griffin continues looking about. He steps into the threshold, but doesn't actually go through. He continues to look behind him, having a strong distrust of both the interior of the building itself, but also the street behind him.

"Are you the ones who cleared it?" He asks
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171590
171591
>>171589
I meant *the building
>"Are you the ones who cleared it?"
"I would have loved to have been here for that, but no..." Posey says, drooping her head as if defeated
"It was handled by a band of mercenaries who worked on behalf of local officials: I guess the military does care about stamping out evil once it interferes with productivity. They did a sloppy job, but a thorough one." she says
"Or cell, has had to lay low... The temptation to strike evil as we see it is so painfully to pass up, but but right now we have far greater priorities, such as..." (intentional pause to prompt curiosity)
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171591
171592
>>171590
The griffin steps through, and looks at Posey with golden eyes that mirror her own

"And what might that be?"
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171592
171593
>>171591
"The rescue of our princesses." She says
".. It's a thing I hoped to speak with you about today. You see, the Holy Knights of Equestria are in need of... Friends. And from the stories I've heard about you, your cell is in need as well. I recon you knew this though, so let's talk about that."
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171593
171594
>>171592
He closes his beak for a moment, but then makes one "heh" laugh

"You're an awful long way away, and more than a few ponies short for that, aren't you?"
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171594
171595
>>171593
"Yes." Posey says flatly
"And as for that holy bastion your comrades vanguard I'm northern griffonia; I heard it's recently been putting out calls for personnel across the globe, hasn't it?"
She gestures to the sword
"That sword, it was forged from silver, for the purpose of slaying vampires. The Knights Of Celestia know well the horrors of the walking dead; they're so few in Equestria due to our service, and the grace of the Sun Princess."
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171595
171596
>>171594
"That is..." He pauses for a moment, and looks back towards Alluring, who has the sword.

"My understanding..." He looks back towards Posey
"What are you implying?"
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171596
171597 171598
>>171595
"What I'm saying is, if the call came, the knights of Celestia would be ready to fight against the dead, but now, they are at an impass."
She looks towards the griffon
"I can't speak for all of the cells, but I know that right now, what the cells seek is a path forward, a beacon of hope, a path towards the light. Should they hear of a means to free the princess, they would surely reunite and charge on their crusade, and the Arcturian order would have the knights of Celestia at its service, and potentially even the princess itself." she continues
"And so I ask you, is the Arcturian Order prepared to help find that path forward, should it make contact with the cell?"

(This is the part where I get good pony points from master, for extracting crucial intelligence from Luminous before killing him)
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171597
>>171596
>itself
*herself
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171598
171599
>>171596
There's a sort of slow nod
"You say you can stop death itself, but you couldn't stop your princess from getting captured, could you?"

He breathes in, then breathes out
"I can't really speak for the Arcturian Order. They've kept themselves neutral in all of the politics around the Griffin throne, and in that I am proud but uh... Well" He looks away
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171599
171601
File (hide): AF4409A527A633F0192AB73E7817C622-4295059.webm (4.1 MB, Resolution:1080x1080 Length:00:00:24, Twoavocados-1-1.webm) [play once] [loop]
Twoavocados-1-1.webm
>>171598
>I can't really speak for the Arcturian Order.
Well so much for that.
"I fully believed that the princess could stop death itself if she were ready, but protecting her from conniving changelings was our duty, and we failed..."

"And I can't speak for my own order, but I know what motivates them. I know of the Order's neutrality, and I respect it, for your cell are ascetic knights. I only ask, do you believe that our Order's position might change? Don't get me wrong, this is no quid pro quo, but just an inquiry. We swore an oath to fight against the darkness, and we'll always help those in need, but as we are now, we have only do much to offer."
"So, what do you suspect the order would say in the future?"

Vid unrelated
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171600
(Posey is afraid of Princess Celestia potentially interfering in the war with the Arcturian order, were she freed, so she's inquiring if the order has any possibility of helping her)
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171601
171602
>>171599
He seems uncertain if he has understood her question:

"I believe that the Arcturian Order knows that had it, for example, supported a particular Archon, or claimant to the Imperial throne, it would not have lasted as long as it has. And so it is with pony politics. Perhaps.... Perhaps I can be a little more free."
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171602
171603
>>171601
Posey gives a satisfied nod
"You're an honest one. As I expected. In these trying times, I think we could still help each other quite a bit. In fact, I believe that we could be good friends." she says, with a smile
"I have something I would like to show you, away from the prying eyes if the military, or any disguised changelings." She says, gesturing to the opening threshold of the building and the creatures outside
"Follow me. You too, Alluring." she says, not waiting for a response as she turns slowly walks deeper into the building.

(She intends to kill him now)
I think this is a good stopping point for tonight.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171603
171604
>>171602
"But. I... My cousin..."
Anonymous
20cd255
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No.171604
171605 171610
>>171603
Posey rolls her eyes
"It won't take long, but if you're too chicken (lol), you may go home now. Just give me the sword."
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171605
171606 171610
>>171604
"It's just... do you have another exit?"
Anonymous
af9c219
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No.171606
>>171605
"There's a couple others in the building. I could lead you to one."

(I gotta sleep)
Anonymous
6f53c4f
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No.171607
171608 171610
I have risen.
Posey proceeds towards the oddly shaped room beneath the first floor. As she goes, she puts on a friendly demeanor and makes some smalltalk, to lul her victims into a false sense of security:
"I'm another time, I might have given you a tour of one of our cathedrals. The sight of a Equestrian cathedral is one to behold. They're all built with the polar directions in consideration, so that the light of the princess can shine through the stained glass windows just right. There's still a few of them, but the Blackhooves have them under watch, ever so eager to scrutinize gatherings of the faithful. They don't appreciate just how important we are, or what dreadful evil could take root in our absence... Lurking in the shadows..." she says, with false wistfulness.
Rolling Bluff, to influence their attitudes.
[1d20+12 = (2+12) = 14]
>inb4 nat 1
Anonymous
6f53c4f
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No.171608
>>171607
>could take 10 for a modified 22
>choose to roll anyway
>on an unnecessary spam-check
I am a masochist.
Well, this could be an interesting development nonetheless.
Anonymous
0a98322
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No.171609
iMjVoML.png
I would like to resolve the encounter tonight, if possible.

Does Posey succeed in luring the griffons into the room?
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171610
171611 171612
R.jpg
>>171607
Let's dissect this:
>The sight of a Equestrian cathedral is one to behold.
Some are pretty, true
>They're all built with the polar directions in consideration, so that the light of the princess can shine through the stained glass windows just right
This is a very strange way to say it, but Equestrian holy places are surely going to be structured in such a way as to take advantage of light, yes. This is true, unless maybe you're suggesting that they are built north to south so that light shines through the side? Seems like it would make more sense to build it east to west so the morning sun shines behind and... right into the eyes of the priest. Well maybe not. Anyways, this one is true enough
>There's still a few of them, but the Blackhooves have them under watch, ever so eager to scrutinize gatherings of the faithful.
This is pretty accurate. Celestialist services have surely been required to not state that Celestia or the Mane Six are political leaders, but are allowed to otherwise continue, with the priests of course being required to become paid informants of the state, and all church attendance monitored. So this one is true
>They don't appreciate just how important we are, or what dreadful evil could take root in our absence... Lurking in the shadows...
This one is true. The Blackhooves don't give a fuck about whatever mediaeval superstitious bullshit the Celestialist church was originally designed to combat

>>171604
>>171605
The griffins are hesitant to enter, but come anyways. When the door closes behind them, they seem oddly relieved, as if they have somehow escaped the greater danger.

The first segment to be traversed is from the door by the entryway, with a hallway, flanked by a door into a reception area, that leads towards the central corridor of the first floor. The whitewashed walls and white tile floors are dirtier, older, and have more flaking paint than the halls of the medical institution attached to the University where Posey studies... and yet, the two locations are rather similar in design and overall feel, with long corridors, evenly spaced and an uncomfortable "sanitary" aesthetic, as if it were designed to be inhospitable even to microorganisms. The remnants of a now removed sun on the wall remain visible through a layer of paint, even after presumable decades.

Posey needn't go far, not likely 30 feet, before coming to a wooden door that opens into a stairwell. The stairwell is concrete with white paneled walls... but descending even ten feet, the entire feel of the structure changes, as plaster walls are replaced with beige stone held in place by mortar

Reaching the bottom, Posey finds another hallway. This one, however, has an arched roof, is narrow, and lined with old beige stones held in place by mortar. The lectric lights are powered by a wire that is external to the roof rather than built in. To the right, Posey knows this way leads to a laundry. But to her left, it leads to another, smaller stairwell, a room designated "morgue," and a room designated "records."

It is before coming to this point that Posey tells her lie about taking the griffins on a tour of a cathedral. They don't seem to notice, however, as they look around. The structure as a whole is cold, as no one has cared to turn on the heat in a week. Below ground, however, the humidity has risen even greater, and the cold can be felt. Electric lights still come on, though the softer white lights of the first level have been replaced with harsher yellow lights underground. Posey, being a regular magical unicorn in need of light to see, and not an undead monstrosity that can see in the dark, surely turns on the lights before going into any room.

Posey should take note that there is a door that leads to a tunnel, presumably away from the structure. But Posey's destination is going through a room filed with pipes and large, metal cylinders, with a pair of oil barrels, titled "Boiler room." On the opposite side of this room is a door, and through that door, an entry into a very small hallway parallel to the original that leads into a rectangular room of antique design.

This room is maybe 40 feet by 50 feet, and beyond it is still another door that leads to a few more rooms and ultimately to the sea through an underground section not underneath the building, but the yard between the building and the sea. It has brick arches holding up the edges. The stones in this room must surely be 300 years old or even more and would not look out of place in a Magehold castle. In the time this place was a fortress, or a military prison, this must surely have been a storage area for goods taken in from the water. But for now it's Posey's chosen battlefield. The floors are covered in mortar and fairly level. The ceiling is nine feet high, the edges of the ceiling are rounded by the arches. The room is clear save for a steel door to a more modern chute, presumably a garbage chute of some kind, and a steel cage for a large animal. The room has an evil aura to it and an unpleasant smell, besides the moister
Anonymous
cba9b17
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No.171611
>>171610
>This is a very strange way to say it
Posey is just making things up to sound more like a real paladin. She only cathedral she's ever seen was the abandoned one in the zigger slums.
>The Blackhooves don't give a fuck about whatever mediaeval superstitious bullshit the Celestialist church was originally designed to combat
Then they shall prove useful, muhahahaha!
Anonymous
cba9b17
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No.171612
171613
>>171610
>Posey, being a regular magical unicorn in need of light to see, and not an undead monstrosity that can see in the dark, surely turns on the lights before going into any room.
That she does.
>The room has an evil aura to it and an unpleasant smell, besides the moister
Does our presumed paladin react to this evil aura?
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171613
171614
>>171612
It seems that he does, looking around, and having an expression of disgust, then looking back to Posey

"And are we to meet the other members of your order here?"
Anonymous
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No.171614
171615 171619
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>>171613
Posey at this point is turned away from both griffons, and has been silent for at least a minute. She doesn't look at the white griffon (who I really, really hope is Luminous, or this is going to be embarrassing). Still turned away, she steps away from the two by several paces, and stifles a giggle. The griffons might see the glow of her golden eyes blazing in the dim light.
>"And are we to meet the other members of your order here?"
"Yes, actually." Posey replies
Posey immediately hums the somatic components to a spell. Without a rank in Spellcraft, it can't be identified, but it sounds... eldritch. And suspiciously like a whistle for dogs?

Posey spends two lvl 1 slots with Versatile Spellcaster to perform as feat of arcane might. With a full round action they consumes her surprise round, she casts a Cerebrotic spell: Summon Amoebic Crawler.

2nd level:
Call Amoebic Crawler
Conjuration (Summoning)
Level: Cerebrant 2
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5ft./2 levels)
Effect: One summoned amoebic crawler
Duration: 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
This spell calls an extraplanar creature known as an amoebic crawler. It appears where you designate and acts immediately, on you turn. It attacks your opponents to the best of its ability. If you can communicate with the creature, you can direct it not to attack, to attack particular enemies, or to perform other actions.
Cerebrotic Escalation: Instead of merely calling one amoebic crawler, you can call two. However, if you do so you must make a DC 13 Will saving throw, or the extra creature turns on you.

Amoebic Crawler
Large Ooze (Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 4d10+32 (54 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 9 (-1 size), touch 9, flat-footed 9
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+7
Attack: Tentacle +2 melee (1d6 plus 1d6 acid)
Full Attack: 2 tentacles +2 melee (1d6 plus 1d6 acid)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Acid, improved grab, vile touch
Special Qualities: Blindsight 60 ft., immunity to electricity, ooze traits, translucent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +1, Will -4
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 11, Con 26, Int -, Wis 1, Cha 11
Skills:-
Feats:-
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 5-12 HD (Large); 13-24 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment:-

A wriggling shape pulses forward, at least 10 feet in length. It is a nauseatingly textured translucent worm whose head gradually narrows into two ominously long, questing tentacles.

Condensed from the hidden marrow of a cerebrotic blot, amoebic crawlers are clots of alien space-time concentrated into awful ravenous, self-propelled motes. Amoebic crawlers partake somewhat of the realm which is ultimately responsible for their existence, and thus exude a palpable dread. An amoebic crawler is 10feet long, although its tentacles can stretch further. It weighs about 1,000 pounds, although much larger specimens are known to exist.

Combat
An amoebic crawler attacks with its lashing tentacles, attempting to grab and slowly strangle helpless foes. Subdued foes are absorbed into the crawler’s body in an horrific external digestive process.
Acid (Ex): An amoebic crawler’s acid does not harm metal or stone.
Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, an amoebic crawler must hit with its tentacle attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. If it wins the grapple check, it established a hold and deals damage automatically every round (those grappled are affected by its vile touch ability).
Vile Touch (Su): Those grappled by the slimy tentacles of this creature sometimes glimpse images from the Far Realm, and the sight sends them into screaming, explosive convulsions of nausea. Each round a creature remains grappled, it must succeed on a DC 12 Will save or be nauseated for that round.
Translucent (Ex): Amoebic crawlers are hard to see, even under ideal conditions, and it takes a DC 10 Spot check to notice one. Creatures who fail to notice a crawler and walk into it automatically take acid damage.

Posey reaches into the depths of her mutated mind to escalate the spell. If she fails this will save, one of the beasts turns on her. In either case, she is sure to summon them in front of the only exit.

[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16] (+2 because Cerebrosis)

"~Here, puppies."
Anonymous
486ecc4
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No.171615
171616
>>171614
Posey's 'puppies' attack on her surprise round. Without any ability to communicate with them, Posey cannot give them precise commands. I would assume they each attempt to attack a single griffon (even though I'd prefer them to flank and dogpile Luminous). They lash out against the flat-footed griffons with voracious ferocity.

Puppy 1: Attacking Alluring
Full attack (2 tentacles)
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
[1d20+2 = (6+2) = 8]

Puppy 2: Attacking White Griffon (Luminous)
[1d20+2 = (7+2) = 9]
[1d20+2 = (14+2) = 16]

Posey cackles in deranged laughter as the aberrant spell tickles her rotten brain. She nonetheless rolls initiative.
[1d20+9 = (9+9) = 18]
Anonymous
486ecc4
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No.171616
>>171615
Alluring is unarmored, so I assume a 19 hits him flat footed.
Rolling damage
[2d6 = 6]
And grapple
[1d20+7 = (7+7) = 14]
He's going to need to make a will save or be driven mad by the Vile Touch.

Idk what the white griffon's AC is. He may dodge it.
Anonymous
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No.171617
171619
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"It's been so long since I fed my puppies. I met them when my own master threw me into the mire as part of my training. We had a bit of a tussy at first, but we came to an understanding. They're just so very, very, very hungry. I could relate afterall, to the feeling of having a bottomless hunger deep inside your core that you can never, ever fill..!"
*Cue insane laughter
Anonymous
486ecc4
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No.171618
84ce0aeeb28c929913cff101a06602e2.gif
Sorry for meta-bombing you all of a sudden, GM. It might be frustrating. If you want to wait until tomorrow to do combat, I'm fine with that.
Anonymous
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No.171619
171620 171621
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>>171614
>she is sure to summon them in front of the only exit.
No. There are two on either side of the room.

Alluring is grabbed
"They figured us out! They figured us out! Now they will severe our limbs! Oh Boreas, call Jungle Dark and get his Griffins here!" He yells

There's a "clank and bounces off against unseen metal as the tentacle makes an attempt on the white griffin. It fails. The white griffin looks towards Posey with a determined look, as if the fear and uncertainty that troubled him on the street had been at once washed away. Hee looks to Posey with his golden eyes as he reaches back, and takes the sword from Alluring.

"No. It was a trap for us. She's here for me."

[1d20+2 = (7+2) = 9]

>>171617
The white griffin lets out a long sigh. It's that long, troubled sigh of an overworked civil servant, who discovers, to his horror, that Monday is upon him.

And yet, he doesn't seem to lack the virtues of his race - that ability to face suffering with strength and stoic resolve.

"And here I thought I was done with you. I would blame my cousin's greed, but really, it was Arcturus that brought me to you."
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171620
171622
>>171619
Posey's giggling dies down and she gazes back. The concentric rings in her eyes swirling with uncanny madness.
Black, necrotic veins push up through her fur coat, and she cracks her neck in an unnatural angle.
"~Let's dance!"
>It's that long, troubled sigh of an overworked civil servant, who discovers, to his horror, that Monday is upon him.

I'll await you for what the initiative order is. Puppies move on Posey's turn.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171621
>>171619
>Monday is upon him
Kek'd hard at this.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171622
171623
>>171620
I believe initiative is:

Posey
Pup 1 (attacking Alluring)
White griffin
Pup 2 (attacking white griffin)
Alluring
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171623
171624 171625
>>171622
Posey draws her unholy symbol and takes an action to spend a use of rebuke undead to Bolster herself against turning (because I still have no idea how powerful Luminous is, and turning could ruin my night).
She ten steps until she's just ~30 ft away from Luminous, and cackles.
Puppy 1 continues it's ravenous assault, intent on devouring Alluring
Two tentacles
[1d20+2 = (16+2) = 18]
[1d20+2 = (12+2) = 14]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171624
171625 171626
>>171623
Wait... I forgot how 3.5e grapple rules work...
Is Alluring already grappled? That might change things.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171625
171626
>>171624
>>171623
>Attack Your Opponent
You can make an attack with an unarmed strike, natural weapon, or light weapon against another character you are grappling. You take a –4 penalty on such attacks.
Okay, if Alluring is already grappled, subtract -4 from either of those rolls.
If the crawler success in hitting him again while grappled, it proceeds to pin him to the floor, covering his mouth to smother him and prevent him from screaming. I'll need a separate grapple check for that though.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171626
171627
>>171624
>>171625
Pup 1 needs to roll a grapple check
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171627
171628 171629
>>171626
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171628
>>171627
I think that means Alluring is grappled

Of the new attacks, only one would land
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171629
171630 171633
>>171627
Okay, that means it deals damage. Half crushing, half acid.
[2d6 = 6]
He needs to make another saving throw or be nauseated.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171630
171631 171633
>>171629
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171631
>>171630
That saves.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171632
It should be Luminous's turn now.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171633
171634 171635 171637
>>171629
>>171630
He cries out in pain, and these screams reveberate against the stone and brick walls and ceiling.

Luminous takes the silver sword, and with a massive swing of both claws, swings at Pup 2
[1d20+11 = (19+11) = 30]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171634
>>171633
The sword slices into the ooze, visibly giving off light as it burns into the entity.

Pup 2 is fortunate to not be vulnerable to critical hits
[1d8+5 = (5+5) = 10]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171635
171636
>>171633
The ooze shrieks in pained fury, it's hunger intensified by the violence.
(I thought it was a greatsword?)
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171636
171638
551605__artist+needed_semi-dash-grimdark_oc_oc-colon-marker+pony_oc+only_oc-colon-tracy+cage_imminent+rape_knife_monochrome__rape.jpeg
>>171635
We can make it a greatsword
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171637
171639 171640 171641
>>171633
I guess the Puppy moves now?
It attacks as it did before, it's slavering tentacles questing mindlessly.
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
[1d20+2 = (5+2) = 7]

The crawlers will only be around for a couple more rounds.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171638
>>171636
Okay.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171639
>>171637
And he misses like a chump
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171640
171641
>>171637
Alluring takes a dagger that evidently he had concealed in his jacket, and attempts to stab at Pup 1 with it
[1d20 = 17]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171641
171642
>>171640
>>171637
I think even with his myriad negative modifiers, that hits
[1d4 = 3]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171642
>>171641
Ngl, even though I have to murder him too, I'm low-key rooting for Alluring.
(If he evades then for the duration of the spell, they'll disappear).
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171643
171644 171649
244061__safe_artist-colon-rigi_applejack_pony_g4_apple_bucket_bucking_butt_dock_featureless+crotch_female_hoof+fetish_hooves_imminent+pain_looking+back_pixiv_p.jpg
Posey takes her next turn now.
She decides to charge into melee, confident in her powers. She flanks Luminous and bucks him with her Slam Attack.
[1d20+10 = (6+10) = 16]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171644
171649
>>171643
And she misses, like an idiot, I stead of using a touch spell.
This is still part of my plan of pretending to be retarded, btw.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171645
171646
Pup 1 continues its assault
[1d20-2 = (17-2) = 15]
I think the way grappling works, he may only be able to attack once, at a -4 penalty.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171646
171647 171649
>>171645
That should hit
[2d6 = 5] plus save vs nausea
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171647
171648 171649
>>171646
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171648
>>171647
He is rolling like a champ
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171649
171651 171652
>>171647
>>171646
Alluring is stronger than he looks

>>171643
>>171644
It's super effective. Not the attack. That meets another metalic "thump." Posey's plan to conceal her true power level.

The griffin turns to Posey, with an expression of genuine annoyance.

"Arcturus, end this puppet!"
He raises his sword, and it glows stronger than before. He thrusts it into Posey

[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171650
Luminous can now attack the mage who exposed herself to melee range. She has less hit points than the big ooze.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171651
171653
>>171649
Posey, unlike Pup 2, is vulnerable to critical hits

[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171652
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>>171649
Ummm, does he have that one paladin gimmick that lets him crit undead? Because it would be really painful if he did?
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171653
>>171651
Oh
Fuck
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171654
171655
Does the extra damage from Smite evil become multiplied by crits?
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171655
>>171654
Yes.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171656
171657 171658
[1d8+10 = (7+10) = 17]
[1d8+10 = (6+10) = 16]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171657
>>171656
Hmmm...
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171658
171659
full.jpg
>>171656
>Three quarters of my HP in one hit
Top unf
Don't forget the bonus damage for holding a longsword two handed.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171659
171660
>>171658
I didn't

Reminder that there is a door behind Posey
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171660
171661
>>171659
Posey is not running.
Posey craves the bitter sting of holy mana thrust I to the ugly black lump where her heart used to be.
Posey let's out a deranged cackle, leaning into the blade like a madmare
"Yes, yes, yes!"

Magical silver bypasses her dhampir DR, although she takes -2 because of her lich body.

Posey's fast Healing 1 kicks in now that she is below half health. As does her Masochism.

Does Luminous do anything else on his turn?
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171661
171662
>>171660
>Griffin uses a smite evil attack that double crits and causes 33 damage
Posey: "Anything else?"

Nah, he's good. Save perhaps to yell a few words to express his frustration with the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4NsQYlmvZM
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171662
171663 171664 171666
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>>171661
"I'm gonna fuck myself with your wishbone once this is over~!" Posey swoons, as she coughs up a gout of congealed black blood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_xF4oh-_0

Puppy 2 tries to land a blow. This time it's flanking.
[1d20+4 = (9+4) = 13]
[1d20+4 = (3+4) = 7]
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171663
171664
>>171662
Posey's remark inspires a look of horror on the griffin's face

You know, she could have treated him like she did August...
Actually, why not? Hunting Paladins is a game anyways

The tentacles don't quite seem make their mark heh against the metalic armor under his increasingly worn leather jacket.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171664
171665
>>171662
And he misses

Okay, Posey's turn.
Posey uses an attack that's badly written enough to basically be a suicide bomb for any non-undead Dread Necromancer: Negative Energy Burst. Her bloodline levels give her a nice boost.
All creatures within 5 ft of her, which should sadly affect her puppy, take diceroll of negative energy damage, although Posey heals the same amount, +1 from her fast healing.
Also, due to masochism, this attack deals +2 damage this round
[6d4+1 = (14+1) = 15]
DC 17 Will save for half
>>171663
>Treated him like August
I wanted to actually kill a paladin this time.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171665
>>171664
Oh wait, I forgot about Alluring. He should probably try to escape.
Posey's action remains the same, whatever he does, unless it so.ehow prevents her from doing so.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171666
171667
>>171662
I meant that Posey could have toyed around with him first by having sex with him, and hopefully finding out more information. She's still kill him

[1d20+5 = (20+5) = 25]

Alluring attempts to wrestle free
[1d20+1 = (6+1) = 7]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171667
171668 171669
>>171666
Satan appears to be in the Paladin's side this time. Posey's horniness must've been a turnoff.
I guess this is an opposed grapple
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171668
171669
>>171667
Huh, look at that. The puppy rolls a 1
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171669
171671
>>171668
>>171667
I think... that means... He's free!
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171670
171672
Oh yeah, puppy 2 needs to roll a save vs negative energy.
[1d20-4 = (6-4) = 2]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171671
171672
>>171669
Yep.
Actually, die to its space and reach, Puppy #1 might also be affected by Posey's burst of darkness
[1d20-4 = (2-4) = -2]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171672
>>171671
>>171670
Both puppies take severe damage.
Posey is healed to 25 HP, which deactivates her Fast Healing.

Posey takes a 5 ft step back. This forfeits her move action.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171673
171674 171675
With Alluring being slightly further away now, Puppy #1 mindlessly focuses its attention on Luminous.
It doesn't flank because it lacks the intelligence to use tactics.
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Anonymous
24aec86
?
No.171674
>>171673
At last - one hit
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171675
171676 171677
>>171673
Hey, a hit!
Damage
[2d6 = 9]
And grapple
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
Roll will save vs Nausea
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171676
>>171675
Also opposed grapple, I guess.
Anonymous
24aec86
?
No.171677
171678
>>171675
Opposed Grapple:
[1d20+7 = (3+7) = 10]

Will Save
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171678
>>171677
He is grappled by the crawler.
It should be his turn now though.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171679
Oh, wait, Posey's puppies should be disappearing after this round...
Anonymous
24aec86
?
No.171680
171681
"Grrr!" He presses his beak down

"Arcturus! End it."

He makes a slicing stroke
[1d20+12 = (6+12) = 18]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171681
171687
>>171680
Is he attacking Posey, or the crawler?
Idk if he can use a sword while grappled in this circumstance, but the grapple rules always confuse me...
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171682
171683
Whatever happens, puppy #2 does it's same mindless attack it did last turn. No longer flanking
[1d20+2 = (6+2) = 8]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171683
>>171682
And it misses
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171684
Alluring should be able to move after the crawler. He should be careful, since he's still in AoO range. Withdraw action is always on the table though.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
?
No.171685
171687
I have come to the realization that Posey has actually done very little damage to her target so far.
She is merely pretending to be retarded though.

GM, are you still there? I'm alright with pausing if you want. Posey is at 25 HP, and her spell is about to expire.
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171686
GM, it is almost 1:00 AM for me on a weekday. If you're tired, I think we could pause it here.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171687
171688 171690 171694
>>171681
I think that's right as I think that attack would have failed anyways. I think that Posey is too far away for most of his attacks. He's too far away to touch Posey, or to touch Alluring. So he touches himself No. Not like that

And says "Arcturus, give me the health to continue the fight"
And casts Cure Light Wounds on himself
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3]

"Alluring!" He looks to his cousin
"Get out of here! Go out and sin no more. Find Jungle Dark. He won't believe in dark sorcerers, but if you tell him the building is crawling with elves, he'll know what to do. Don't came back in if I don't come out."

>>171685
Sure
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171688
171689
>>171687
>crawling with elves
Please tell me elves don't exist.
I need to know that before bed.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171689
>>171688
While I hate to give spoilers: No. There are no pointy eared humanoids.
But there is a town called "Elf Lake" in the Northern Tribes
Anonymous
6f7fc2d
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No.171690
>>171687
His CL mod should be at least +2, btw.

Sleeping now.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171691
171722
>>171577
After another pause,

"You are lucky the Kronburg Office is not answering. I will investigate this matter further with our detained suspects. But do not assume that you and your... 'colleagues' are off the hook." He starts to stand up. "You may not go far."
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171692
171693
IMG_3213.jpeg
I think I may have made the encounter too hard
Anonymous
34fa8da
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No.171693
171697
huge paladin.jpg
>>171692
No. Stop. Banish that thought. I like hard fights. I want hard fights. I desired overleveled, unfair encounters. I don't make high HP characters just so that I can take no damage. Big challenge = big XP. You could have given me a lvl 10 paladin, and I would be thrilled (although probably dead).
You think I put the +2 Silver sword in his claws and told him to "dress to impress" (wear armor) just because I'm pretending to be retarded? No, it's because if he came unarmed and unarmored like a civilian, Posey's victory would be meaningless. Posey has never killed a paladin before, so this is a very important experience for her. If she dies, she does. Him being able to crit me and bypass my immunity was a pleasant surprise.
Pick related, but opposite.

Alluring had a lot more HP than I expected though, and his potential escape complicates things, but I already had a plan to deal with him, an especially evil one.
Anonymous
34fa8da
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No.171694
171697
>>171687
I think Pup #2 gets an attack of opportunity for casting a spell within reach reach, unless it was cast defensively
[1d20+2 = (12+2) = 14]

I think it's alluring's turn. He doesn't know it, but if he takes the withdraw action now to avoid Pup #1, he might just get out of this alive, as Posey's summon is about to expire.
Anonymous
34fa8da
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No.171695
171697
Also, GM, real quick, how do you interpret Chill Touch?
https://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/chillTouch.htm
I think how the RC interprets spells like this is a bit counterintuitive, so it's "ask your DM" territory.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171697
171698
>>171693
O.... kay then....

>>171695
I'm assuming that the questionable portion is this line:
>You can use this melee touch attack up to one time per level
I think the most natural interpretation of that line is that each time you cast the spell, the number of times the attack may be used is the same as your caster level

If you're asking how many times it may be used in one round, I think it's the same as the number of touch attacks you can make in the round, unless of course, the number of touch attacks you can make is higher than your number of remaining uses of the chill touch attack.

>>171694
Alluring's action is to get the fuck out of there as quickly as he possibly can.
Anonymous
82b3f3b
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No.171698
171700
>>171697
Okay, so does it work like Scorching Ray (you make more attacks in one action) as the RC implies, or more like Produce Flame (you spend an action every turn until you run out of attacks)?
Anonymous
82b3f3b
?
No.171699
I'm fine with either ruling. I just need to know so that I can decide what my next turn is.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171700
171701
>>171698
I think the more natural reading would be that it does not increase the number of attacks per round. Though that seems a little underpowered for damage die. Then again, strength damage is a part of it.

The 5e version has the total amount of damage from a single attack increase
Anonymous
82b3f3b
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No.171701
171702
>>171700
Okay, so, I spread out the number of attacks over time?

Alright. Posey's next action will be to return to melee range with a move action.
She then casts Chill Touch, making a concentration check to cast defensively (DC 16)
[1d20+10 = (16+10) = 26] (+1 from Sadism, since her puppies took damage)
I need to resolve this skill check before making the attack.
Anonymous
82b3f3b
?
No.171702
171703
>>171701
Defensive cast. AoO avoided.
Posey makes her first Chill Touch with Charnel Touch. She's flanking (for the last round), so +2, +1 sadism.
[1d20+8 = (10+8) = 18]
Anonymous
82b3f3b
?
No.171703
171705
>>171702
Pretty sure his touch AC is lower than 18.
[1d8+1d6+1 = (8+4+1) = 13]
DC 15 to avoid taking 1 point of strength damage.
Anonymous
82b3f3b
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No.171704
With this deadly boop, Posey's turn is over.

Her puppies should vanish to whence they came now, dissolving back into the cerebrotic periphery with a sickening gurgle.
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171705
171706
>>171703
And
[1d20+6 = (4+6) = 10]
Anonymous
82b3f3b
?
No.171706
171710
>>171705
Haha, that's 1 point of Strength damage.
Anonymous
82b3f3b
?
No.171707
I'm going to have to step out for a bit soon.
Anonymous
82b3f3b
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No.171708
171710
It's Luminous's turn.
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171710
171711 171712
>>171706
https://youtu.be/5BaTwcl77Xo?si=0RacHHzodHOgyqOp

>>171708
The griffin looks around himself, to confirm that the oozes are indeed gone. He winces in pain, and begins to look behind him, to see if his cousin is okay. But he can’t take his eyes off of Posey.

He has not ceased to grip the Equestrian sword, and he pulls it back in a mighty swing.

“Arcturus, cleanse this realm of such filth
[1d20+10 = (12+10) = 22]
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171711
171712 171713
>>171710
I believe that hits
[1d8+8 = (4+8) = 12]
Anonymous
816126d
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No.171712
>>171710
Sorry, I passed out.
>>171711
It hits.
Posey is down to 13 HP. Her fast healing reactivates.
Anonymous
816126d
?
No.171713
171714 171717
>>171711
Posey goes in for another boop, with charnel touch and chill touch
[1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10]
Anonymous
816126d
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No.171714
171717
>>171713
Oh
Okay

I forgot to subtract 2 HP earlier. Posey is at 16 HP after healing.
Anonymous
09a6b09
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No.171715
171718
Are you still there GM?
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171716
171718
I might fall asleep again soon
... A lot of sleep debt
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171717
>>171713
>>171714
The white griffin pulls his head back and to the right, dodging Posey’s boop. He takes a long, labored breath, and blood runs down in a small trickle from the right side of his beak. He’s looked tired since Posey first spotted him on the street, a kind of tired that comes only after years, but now his bloodshot eyes bear more physical signs of exhaustion. When he exhales, he speaks

“I came here to get away from the endlessness of it. I lost faith in Peace. When a letter said Celestialists were looking for me, my cousin thought to sell them out for a little money. When his handlers wouldn’t let back out, he roped me into it. I cursed him and his greed, and the impossible situation he placed me in. And I cursed more when I saw you.”

His eyes become wide
“But now I understand. Boreas brought you here so that no innocents may be harmed by my cousin’s greed. He placed me here so my cousin may live while you cease.”

His beak contorts into a smile, the first such expression.
Heh. Do you not understand? Boreas guides all. Boreas, Arcturus, Erye. Hahaha, do you even realize?. You are playing only the role they wrote for you. Whatever happens here, I know, they are in control. And you play by their terms.”

He swings
[1d20+9 = (14+9) = 23]
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171718
171719
>>171716
>>171715
[1d8+3 = (6+3) = 9]
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171719
171720
>>171718
That brings me down to 9 HP
Posey moans as the sword slashes into her cheek, her tainted flesh falling away like wet mud, exposing her rune-carved cheekbones. She cackles.
"~Is ThAt WhAt We ArE? jUsT cOgS iN tHe MaChInE?" she says, her neck cracking sideways as her head tilts uncannily, corrupt fluid's pouring out of the side of her head
She giggles uncontrollably, her teeth chattering feverishly
"I DEFY YOU STARS!"
She strikes once more (no sadism this time)
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8]
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171720
171723
jellyfish-rolled-1-nat-1-crit-failed-ddidnt.jpeg
>>171719
>Proud denouncement of fate
>Nat 1
.................

Is it too late to make a secondary attack with my natural weapons?
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171721
171725
Posey is at 10 HP after that attack, which heals to 11 from her katane emergency healing.
Amber Sunset
e5d580b
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No.171722
171745
>>171691
"Of course. Do not worry. Good luck with your investigation." Amber can palpably feel the tension in the room ease somewhat. She thanks her lucky stars that there are telephone issues, and that she had the forethought to indoctrinate the captured officer–this will buy her just enough time.

Amber puts her precious viol back in its case, makes a respectful bow, and exits the customs administration office. She's well aware she will be followed the entire way, and so she heads downtown, but not directly to the pertinent office of salvation, and at a respectable clip but not so fast as to appear to be fleeing.
Anonymous
0844f6e
?
No.171723
171724 171725 171726
>>171720
Yes.

Posey trips and fails, but the maddened glee on the griffin’s face does not end.

“The stars gave you animation, and they shall end it.”

He’s been holding the sword variously between his right claw, his left, and both. Now he shifts it to his left, and his free right claw extends, moving to grab Posey’s hoof

[1d20+6 = (9+6) = 15]
Anonymous
a397eb7
?
No.171724
171725
>>171723
Is that a grapple? Do I get an AoO?
Anonymous
0844f6e
?
No.171725
171726 171727
>>171721
>>171723
>>171724
Nope. A simple grabbing of the hoof, like you may to a young maiden.

Boreas, I am your conduit. Let your strength flow into her.

Lay of (claws). 10 HP damage
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171726
1256519__safe_artist-colon-hoofsie_lyra+heartstrings_human_pony_unicorn_g4_belly_belly+button_blushing_eyes+on+the+prize_female_floppy+ears_gradient+background_.png
>>171723
Btw, that touch attack would hit, because in this chain shirt reduces her touch AC.
>>171725
BRUH
Anonymous
a397eb7
?
No.171727
171728
a7fe11fde9fbb9bfd99b3bf64b27d223.jpg
>>171725
Sanguine static crackles around Posey's body. Her innards acutely rot and melt onto the floor in a putrid pile. She shivers and shakes as the unholy power that weaves her sinews together is a hair's breadth away from shattering forever. Patches of her mane blacken and fall out. Her eyes glass over, and one of her eyeballs droops in its socket.
"I-i-isn't it more gentlemanlike to buy me a d-drink first?"

Posey is at 1 HP
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171728
171729 171730
>>171727
“Not even Tartarus waits for you. Your animating force shall rejoin the world of the living, and become one with the roots and soil.”
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171729
171730 171731
Okay, I am at 1 HP. I have a few options.
I could take a 5 ft step back and heal myself with inflict light/moderate wounds, which
I could step back and use the 1/day gaseous form I get from the red curse to turn into red mist to evade until I heal like a coward.
I could step away, then throw my net at him to entangle him, buying me a round to do one of the above actions.
OR
I could go full retard and lash out at him with my charnel touch and natural weapons in a final burst of animalistic rage.
>>171728
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w
Posey makes a full-round attack, attacking with her touch spell as a manufactured weapon, and her natural attacks as secondary weapons
Charnel Touch + chill touch
[1d20+7 = (6+7) = 13]
Slam (conduit for chill touch)
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Bite (also chill touch)
[1d20+2 = (19+2) = 21]
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171730
171731
>>171729
Does 13 beat his touch AC?
>>171728
Anonymous
0844f6e
?
No.171731
171732
>>171729
>>171730
I’m kind of skeptical of posey conducting natural attacks in the sand round as charnel touch without suffering a penalty to attack bonus on the charnel touch.

But a 13 would land
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171732
171733
(I've been forgetting the bloodline boost on Charnel Touch this whole time...)
>>171731
[1d8+1+1d6+1] Charnel Touch + Chill Touch damage.

DC 15 vs STR damage
Anonymous
a397eb7
?
No.171733
171734 171738
>>171732
[1d8+1d6+2 = (6+5+2) = 13]
Anonymous
a397eb7
?
No.171734
>>171733
Well, does that put him on the ground?
Anonymous
a397eb7
?
No.171735
This is the most fun I've had so far this game. The suspense is thrilling.
Anonymous
0844f6e
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No.171736
171737
A minute, I have to drive
Anonymous
a397eb7
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No.171737
171738
>>171736
>Cliffhanger
Reeeeeeeeee
Take your time though.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171738
171739
>>171737
>>171733
The griffin’s feathers puff out, and some on his wings come loose and fall to the ground. His whole body shivers, and his head tilts upwards, while the outer fold of his wings - but not the inner fold - extends outwards. A new flow of blood trickles out of his mouth. Then he turns his head to Posey

“You fool. You’ve sacrificed your position for short term gain.”

Then he turns his eyes upwards, to the brick ceiling.
“Arcturus, grant me the peace I have earned.”
And he collapses onto the floor.
Anonymous
ec268f3
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No.171739
171740 171742
EosOn5vVgAEA1Gk.jpg
>>171738
Wait, I won?

Hooray! Victory at last.

Posey gasps a sigh of relief as the griffon collapses, her body slowly reconstructing itself due to her vampiric nature,.
But not fast enough.
"Oh Maar, bless me with this bounty."
Posey hums an eerie aura as she delivers a coup de grace with her fangs, slaying the Paladin.
"And my our friends you served you here shamble and haunt these grounds for all eternity.
Rolling religion, to sacrifice him.
[1d20+15 = (7+15) = 22]
Like a lowly Jew, Posey sinks her teeth into the raw chicken and drains him of his blood.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171740
>>171739
I mean, if you think he should have more HP...