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Occupied Equestria: Rainy Night
Anonymous
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No.147000
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Welcome back to the newest thread of Occupied Equestria

In Northern Equestria on the Changeling side, Spark has given refuge to a mare claiming to be stalked by a Changeling drone.

In the southeast, in Baltimare, Amber tries to slip past police in her infiltration of the Police Headquarters. Iron prepares for his next fight against griffin gangsters. Silver enjoys downtime, and Midnight checks out a local church.
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Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147927
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>>147926
Silver sighs in defeat, and decides to stroke her mane to try to calm her down.
Anonymous
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No.147928
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>>147927
Mollis is slowly reassured, and slowly relaxes, laying alongside Silver
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147929
147930
>>147928
"You are very beautiful mare, by way."
Anonymous
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No.147930
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>>147929
She smiles, making eye contact again. She inches closer.
"And how do I rank for you?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147931
147932
>>147930
"Oof, that is some stiff competition."

He gives her a brief kiss.

"But - disqualifying my late wife as she is resting in Elysium, Luna watch over her - you may just rank number two, right behind wonderful griffon on table next to us."
Anonymous
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No.147932
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>>147931
She smiles a little brighter at part of that, then adopts a more somber exorsssion when she says,

“I’m sorry to hear that.”
She pets his fluffy, so fluffy fur,
“You have many scars on you. If I may…”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147933
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>>147932
He nods.

"That you may. I have been alive for many years, and many of those years I have spent fighting. Many brigands' blades and many monsters' claws have rent this hide of mine, and especially lately they have been joined by bullets of my enemies. I even fought in Great War, and gained many new wounds from fighting against Changelings."
Anonymous
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No.147934
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>>147933
She opens her mouth in evident surprise

“Fighting? Oh my…”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147935
147936
>>147934
"Sometimes, fighting is necessary, to protect those you love..."
Anonymous
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No.147936
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>>147935
“Oh, well yes. That is true. Still, it sounds very dangerous.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147937
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>>147936
He nods, and points to a particular scar on his back, one that is especially fresh.

"I got this one on same night I met my Jubee. On night I saved her."
Anonymous
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No.147938
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>>147937
“What?” She pulls her hooves up to cover her mouth.

“Tell me what that was like.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147939
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>>147938
"It was dark night. Myself and others like me were given task by Baltimare government to put end to traffickers operating out of 33 Hoebuck. They were telling people abroad, desperate to arrive to Equestria's shores, that they could take them here, only to trick them, capture them, and press them into slavery to be either sold, or work in sweat shops. That is how my Jubee came here, from Sicameon. She was did not even intend to come here to Equestria, she wanted to go to Aquileia, but they captured her anyways and took her to Hoebuck with others. Right before we encountered her, we got into fight with two vicious guard dogs, protecting drainage-pipe entrance we had used. One jumped up onto my back, and sank her teeth deep in my flesh."
Anonymous
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No.147940
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>>147939
She places her hooves closer to her mouth as she breathes in in a horrified gasp

“That’s terrible! I’ve heard of thing like that, taking advantage of migrants here in Baltimare. It is so horrible.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147941
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>>147940
"It is indeed. We found Jubee tied on leash, next to small cage that contained young stallion. Even in that state, she was special one. After we had finished traffickers and we returned to local inn to celebrate and relax, Jubee and I danced, had bit to drink, and, well...we discovered what each others' species are like in bedroom. We have fallen for each other ever since."
Anonymous
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No.147942
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>>147941
She looks on with wide eyes at Silver’s story.

“That is horrible. But she is very lucky to have been found by you.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147943
147944
>>147942
"I think we were both lucky. She has given me something I have missed for many years: love, companionship, and company."
Anonymous
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No.147944
147945
>>147943
“D’awww.” She tilts her head “You felt lonely?”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147945
147946
>>147944
"My wife died many years ago. It had been while since my foals had left home. I was left alone, at home, until War began. It can get very lonely, when you start getting older."
Anonymous
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No.147946
147947
>>147945
She takes a hoof, and runs it through Silver’s mane.
“You never need to feel lonely again.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147947
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>>147946
The contact seems to instantly put whatever lingering unease from the conversation out of his mind.

"I have not been for while now. And with people like you and Jubee, I do not think I will be."
Anonymous
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No.147948
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>>147947
She makes a petting action, with a smile that shows both teeth and confidence.

“Are you ready to go home?”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147949
147950
>>147948
"I think I am ready, yes. Jubilosa, I am not so sure of."
Anonymous
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No.147950
147951
>>147949
“You’re… sure she’s is fine with you and me?” Mollis asks
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147951
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>>147950
"You mean, you coming home with us, or what we just did?"
Anonymous
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No.147952
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>>147951
She blinks
“Yes.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147953
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>>147952
He thinks on it a moment, and gives Mollis a light kiss before whispering to her.

"Now that I think on it, you make good point. We can wait to have more fun some other day."
Anonymous
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No.147954
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>>147953
“Okay…” she says, sounding slightly disappointed.

“Another day.”
She pets his mane
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147955
147956
>>147954
Silver smiles brightly to her.

"I promise."
Anonymous
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No.147956
147957
>>147955
“Very well then” she says, and without trace of Irony
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147957
147958
>>147956
Silver sits up on the table, and looks to Sweet Dreams and Jubilosa.

"Can she even get up, anymore?"
Anonymous
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No.147958
147959
>>147957
Sweet Dreams, takes no time to look back to Silver, but takes a little longer to reply:

“She may need some help.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147959
147960
>>147958
Silver gets up off the table, and places a hoof on Jubilosa's shoulder.

"Jubee?"
Anonymous
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No.147960
147961
>>147959
“Yeah Huh…” she says, without looking up at him
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147961
147962
>>147960
"Are you ready to go home now, my lovable puddle?"
Anonymous
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No.147962
147963
>>147961
“Puddle, heh heh. Sure.” She says, still not looking up
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147963
147964
>>147962
"...Can you get up?"
Anonymous
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No.147964
147965
>>147963
“I don’t know…” she slurs
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147965
147966
>>147964
Silver giggles, and tries to help his Jubee up.
Anonymous
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No.147966
147967
>>147965
Silver needs to pull on her claw, and after an unsuccessful effort to get her up, Sweet Dreams steps in to offer assistance. Finally, the two get her on the floor, where she lands on her paws, but almost falls to the ground. Finally, she stands herself up with help from the two ponies.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147967
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>>147966
"Wow! If I lost lot of tension, how much did you lose?"
Anonymous
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No.147968
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>>147967
“Tension? What tension? Ah ha, I have none. Not anymore. I am a new… griffin!” She is have trouble standing up
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147969
147970
>>147968
"You most certainly have none, but how are you going to get into taxi?"
Anonymous
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No.147970
147971
>>147969
She looks up at him, with an open beak, and an expression of astonishment. Like it was a question that only now has crossed her mind
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147971
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>>147970
"Think you are able to stand on your own paws?"
Anonymous
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No.147972
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>>147971
“I don’t… (k)no(w)”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147973
147974
>>147972
"Perhaps you can keep sitted down?"
Anonymous
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No.147974
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>>147973
Sweet Dreams:
Just walk her to the taxi. Here. I’ll do it.”

Seeet Dreams reaches down and places one of Jubilosa’s forelegs over her shoulder, snd then turns around to Silver. This doesn’t work quite as she had hoped, as Jubilosa still has another three legs that are unstable.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147975
147976
>>147974
"Hmm...let me gather our things, then I will help."

Silver goes to do just that, and return.
Anonymous
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No.147976
147977
>>147975
Silver goes to get his bag and Jubilosa's bag, with the wine having not survived the trip to the spa. Sweet Dreams is now accompanied by Mollis is trying to carry Jubilosa - each under a foreleg, and Jubilosa now stabilized on her hind legs - as they try to carry her outside. They've only now made progress.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147977
147978
>>147976
However he can help, Silver does so.
Anonymous
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No.147978
147979
>>147977
With Silver's aid, they make it outside
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147979
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>>147978
"Whew...if you two would rather return inside and close up, I think I can carry her from here. I would not begrude help until we got to taxi, however."
Anonymous
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No.147980
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>>147979
They both consider the question for a moment, before they both decide to help carry her.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147981
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>>147980
And so, they carry the helpless griffon, until they can find and hail a cab.
Anonymous
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No.147982
147983
>>147981
A taxi is hailed, and with some help, Jubilosa gets in the taxi.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147983
147984
>>147982
"Whew! I thank you both for helping with her all way here."

Silver looks through his bags, and gives them both a 20 Bit note.
Anonymous
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No.147984
147985
>>147983
This produces a smile and a nod from Mollis, and a moment later, from Sweet Dreams

"Thank You"

"Thank you..."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147985
147986
>>147984
Silver smiles back at both of them before he makes to get in the taxi.

"I wish both of you fine mares a good night!
Anonymous
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No.147986
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>>147985
Mollis:
“Goodnight!”

Sweet Dreams:
“Come back again”

And the taxi is moving before Silver even gives the driver directions
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147987
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>>147986
"W-woah! Alright then, I have not even given you directions yet."

If the driver lets him, he gives the house's address.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.147989
You know, Silver is gonna have to remember some of those moves Sweet Dreams did on Jubilosa to make her relax like that.
Shimmering Spark
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No.147993
I should be free tomorrow.
Anonymous
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No.147994
147995
>>147818
The Doctor:

"Uh... Should we take the street cars?"
Shimmering Spark
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No.147995
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>>147994
“Do they regularly stop those at checkpoints?”
Anonymous
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No.147996
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>>147995
"There... could be soldiers on it. Or a check of IDs..." He says, a bit subdued.
Shimmering Spark
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No.147997
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>>147996
“Perhaps we should find a way around those.”
Anonymous
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No.147998
147999
>>147997
Ply Press steps forward

"You know eh, I could take you in my truck."
Shimmering Spark
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No.147999
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>>147998
“But if they search the truck, you would get into trouble.”
Anonymous
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No.148000
148001
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>>147999
Best Pony

Ply Press is a little uncertain
"Whaaaat are you going to have in the truck you are afraid they will find?"
Shimmering Spark
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No.148001
148003
>>148000
“We will need to bring our fugitive along so we know what she needs recovered.”
Anonymous
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No.148003
148004
>>148001
“Oh… well… how are you going to get her across town if you can’t risk her being seen?”
Shimmering Spark
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No.148004
148005
>>148003
“I might need to use some illusion magic and a touch of persuasion to get us through.”
Anonymous
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No.148005
148006
>>148004
“Heh, illusion magic? Is that your talent? Or did you learn that in school?”
Shimmering Spark
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No.148006
148007 148009
>>148005
“A bit of both. Why do you ask?”
Anonymous
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No.148007
148009 148011
>>148006
“Oh, just making conversation. Best of luck. Try to stay away from the soldiers though. They aren’t always trouble, but if trouble comes, it’s probably from them.”
Anonymous
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No.148009
148012 148013
>>148006
>>148007
Boops
Shimmering Spark
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No.148011
148013
>>148007
“Thanks again.”
Shimmering Spark
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No.148012
148014
>>148009
is booped
Anonymous
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No.148013
148014 148016
Spoilered
>>148009
Hiss!!!

>>148011
Ply Press goes over to the side of his house, and turns on a green pickup truck. There’s only two seats, and snow in the truck bed, but it’s otherwise functional.
Anonymous
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No.148014
148015 148018
>>148012
>>148013
Henlo frens
Shimmering Spark
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No.148015
148017
>>148014
Hi Scones! How have you been?
Shimmering Spark
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No.148016
148018
>>148013
“I don’t suppose you have a covering and some items we can put in the back?”
Anonymous
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No.148017
148019 148020 148022
>>148015
Bad,i've been feeling better the last 2-3 days though.
Anonymous
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No.148018
148019
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>>148014
Hello!

>>148016
“Sure, I have covers from when I do trips to the lumber mills. I even have one from when we lived up north.”
Shimmering Spark
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No.148019
148020 148023
>>148017
Sorry to hear that. Are you going to stick around?
>>148018
“Perfect. We might be able to use that.”
Anonymous
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No.148020
148021 148023
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>>148017
>>148017
Um…. Any idea what helps? I’m glad to see you’re here. We missed you.

>>148019
He goes into the house, and comes back with a thick, large, brown cloth cloth cover.
Shimmering Spark
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No.148021
148240
>>148020
With that, Spark can cover the passengers and get to the destination.
“Alright. Everypony aboard.”
Anonymous
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No.148022
148023
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>>148017
It's great to hear that you're alive, Scones. I've been worried pretty about you. I was beginning to think I'd never hear from you again.
Take good care of yourself, m8.
Anonymous
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No.148023
148024 148025 148026
>>148019
i intend to, but you know me i have a tendency to isolate myself, for what ever reason im not entirely sure.
>>148020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzk7Jyh6azk&ab_channel=christpilled
>>148022
Thank you fren Im sorry to have worried you as well as everyone else. i've lost a family member to corona chan. my great uncle. he would take me to church when i was little and pick me up from school , and buy me some food. im gonna miss him. but i can take solace in knowing he is no longer suffering.
Shimmering Spark
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No.148024
148027
>>148023
You are always welcome around here. If you ever need someone to talk to, just ask.
Anonymous
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No.148025
148027
>>148023
So long as you're okay I'm glad. Sometimes it's good to unplug from the internet for a while.
I'd be glad to stay in touch though.
Anonymous
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No.148026
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>>148023
I’m really glad to see you again scones
Anonymous
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No.148027
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>>148024
>>148025
>>148026
Thank you frens
also sorry for interrupting the game
Anonymous
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No.148028
>>148027
No problem. Hey, if you want, we can hang out and have some fun on cytube.
Anonymous
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No.148042
148043 148045
>>147682
Though the two mares seem unsatisfied, Iron's body certainly does make an effective barrier between the two of them, sectioning the bed in half.
Anonymous
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No.148043
148044
>>148042
Get Dabbed on Whyte Boi
Anonymous
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No.148044
148048
Spoilered
>>148043
Reeeeeeeee no u!
Anonymous
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No.148045
148046
>>148042
Iron simply exhaled softly, ensuring both Cauldron and Sands are properly pressed against Iron's body, feeling this was probably going to be the best thing he could do at the moment: This should at least start the long process of getting accustomed to eachother in the same bed.
Anonymous
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No.148046
148047
>>148045
White Sands has long since placed a leg over Iron's body and cozied herself up to Iron. It's Black Cauldron who requires more work.
Anonymous
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No.148047
148050
>>148046
Iron wondered how exactly would he try to get the zebra to be more comfortable, deciding to simply lay his snout on Cauldron's neck while pretending to be asleep just to see how she'd react.
Anonymous
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No.148048
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Spoilered
>>148044
Anonymous
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No.148049
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>>148048
[Sneed-provoking image]
Anonymous
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No.148050
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Spoilered
>>147987
Could the driver who sped away be intending to kidnap Silver? Could it be a surviving Maarist, seeking revenge? Stormfeather Maakie, with unknown intent? Perhaps the Blackhooves, seeking to recruit him once again, or even communists, the ELF, or the Ginovicci family seeking to recruit Silver? For better or for worse, the cause of the sudden acceleration seems more mundane: the overly zealous driver, a somewhat overweight darker feathered griffin with a shorter, sharply hooked beak, has started his vehicle early, either to make better time or because he feared blocking the roadway. He takes Silver's instructions, and says "Okay," looking at him in the rearview mirror, stopping and making a turn.

>>148047
The provokes her to roll a bit closer, and place a foreleg over Iron's body around his shoulder.

>>148048
pic
Anonymous
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No.148051
148052
>>148050
There we go... Iron thought to himself as a small content smile started to spread on his lips after Cauldron's reaction, in turn getting a bit more comfortable and 'accidentally' nuzzling her for doing so.
Anonymous
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No.148052
148053
>>148051
“Hehe” she lets out a small giggle, and nuzzles him right back
Anonymous
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No.148053
148054
>>148052
In response, he soon tried to once again coax her into a similar position to Sands by pressing her against him, all the while still pretending to be asleep: He felt it was cutting it close, but it'd certainly make him sleep soundly tonight.
Anonymous
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No.148054
148055
>>148053
This is probably most easily done by placing a foreleg around her, and pulling her in for a hug.
Anonymous
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No.148055
148056
>>148054
Figuring he should've done that from the getgo plus ensuring the same applied to Sands, Iron did so just to feel himself encapsuled between the two mares he's given his heart to.
Anonymous
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No.148056
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>>148055
To hug Cauldron, Iron must have his back to Sands (though she’s long since had a leg over him). Still, the Zebra is successfully hugged, with her body pulled closer to him. She feels the warmth radiate from her, a sensation that is nearly the reverse of the cooler Sands, though perhaps that keeps him from feeling too warm under the covers.
Anonymous
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No.148057
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Spoilered
>>148049
i cant sneed
Anonymous
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No.148058
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>>148056
Iron couldn't help but audibly sigh in his comfortable position, finally feeling tonight has reached the ending he wanted: Him, Sands and Cauldron, all huddled close together in the same bed. He had to admit, however, the cooler sensation from Sands' coat left him a little puzzled, considering her extra fluff. Felt like one of those changelings in my dream, he absentmindedly thought to himself as he carefully shuffled his body to better allow for the unicorn's foreleg around his body. It will be the closest I will get from feeling that chitin on me.
Nevertheless, the warmth from the zebra mare serves to derail his trail of thought and soothe his worries for tomorrow, deciding instead to just enjoy the moment he's made for himself as he once again started to drift off to sleep.
Anonymous
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No.148059
148064 148567
Spoilered
>>148057
I CAN'T SNEED!
Anonymous
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No.148060
148061
>>148058
Nah, no chitin today. The fluff that keeps the insides warm, keeps the outer hairs about room temperature. Sands fluffy chest, and a bit of her thigh, presses into Iron’s back, along with the end of her muzzle, which is right around Iron’s neck, breathing around him in soft breathes.
Anonymous
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No.148061
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>>148060
Of course not. Zero chitin around here at all here.

Iron, engrossed in the balance between Sands' cool aura behind him while Cauldron's warm savanna set his chest ablaze, couldn't help but exhale in utter satisfaction. It is a good thing I did not give up this feeling, he tiredly thought to himself, relieved to have pulled through his hardships. I am not going to make this moment my last...
Once again, the stallion's drowsiness started to catch up to him, urging him to rest and recuperate from all the stress he's recently been through. Perhaps either of the two mares had one last surprise to jolt him awake?
Anonymous
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No.148062
148063 148064
>>148061
It’s not from Sands, who seems to have fallen asleep and slowly warmed. Black Cauldron places a hoof over his belly and lower back, but otherwise leaves stays still.
Anonymous
e58c3d5
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No.148063
>>148062
Iron's heart started to beat just the tiniest bit quicker at the low angle Cauldron's hoof had decided to nest into, but figured that she wasn't actively trying to work him up or anything like that. The last thing he'd want is to pop a stiffy while sandwiched between the mares so early on. The skies above only know just what sort of consequences that would bring to the table.
Needless to say, the stallion in question decided to simply enjoy the extra bit of intimacy along with the everincreasing warmth from Sands and Cauldron with a satisfied smile.
Anonymous
ebd4730
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No.148064
148065 148067 148069
>>148059
>>148062
This is now a SNEED Thread
https://youtu.be/ly0eoea6CH0
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148065
148066
481399__safe_solo_image+macro_reaction+image_braeburn_spoiler-colon-s04e02_princess+twilight+sparkle+-dash-+part+2_twilight+scepter_over+a+barrel_bad+pony.png
>>148064
No. It's not.

Come by my cytube tomorrow though, when I have time
Anonymous
ebd4730
?
No.148066
>>148065
ok i'll do that tomorrow.
Anonymous
7d73658
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No.148067
148069
Spoilered
>>148064
SNEED
Anonymous
c1e2ad2
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No.148069
148070
>>148064
>>148067
>Sneed
It's such a reddit-tier meme I don't even get it anymore. It seems akin to Big Chungus at this point, the added layer of irony not really providing much separation, at least IMO. Or maybe? I don't know.
Anonymous
2e32ca5
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No.148070
148071 148567
E3iwmDIXMAUiDuN (1).png
>>148069
Sneed is a /tv/ meme.
Anonymous
c1e2ad2
?
No.148071
148072
>>148070
>Sneed is a /tv/ meme.
I'm unfamiliar with that board so I'm afraid I don't quite know what that might mean.
Anonymous
2e32ca5
?
No.148072
148073 148567
6143267 (1).png
>>148071
Fa/tv/irgins are in my opinion the best shitposters left on 4chan.
Anonymous
c1e2ad2
?
No.148073
>>148072
>Fa/tv/irgins
Kek. That's one I haven't heard yet.
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148081
148106
1598988774773.jpg
Who is here today?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148082
148083
>>148050
While he drives, Silver decides to cuddle his griffon.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148083
148085
>>148082
She leans back against the seat, and seems on the verge of falling asleep. She is indeed very vulnerable to cuddling, with a long, lanky body covered in fur.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
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No.148085
148086
>>148083
Not just any fur, impeccably groomed fur. Indeed, he cuddles his soft, sleepy griffon for the ride.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148086
148087
>>148085
"Hehe"
She smiles, and giggles as Silver takes a hold of her, leaning into him, though she still seems on the verge of falling asleep.

"Oh Silver..."
She pets his leg with a claw
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148087
148088
>>148086
Silver gives his lovable, soft griffon a nice squeeze.

"Oh Jubee...thank you so much for sharing this night with me..."
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148088
148089
>>148087
griffin is squeezed

"You're uh, you're welcome Silver" She says, eyes closed
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148089
148090
>>148088
"Are you going to make it through rest of cab ride? Remember, I still have gift for you waiting at home.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148090
148091
>>148089
"Heh heh, that's nice" She leans onto him, nuzzles her beak against his fur, and with her silence thereafter and closed eyes... pretty much answers "no."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148091
148092
>>148090
He chuckles and leans more into his griffon girlfriend.

"I love you, Jubee."
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148092
148093
>>148091
To these deep and meaningful words, she does not react at all. She makes a snore-like sound as she breathes in
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148093
148094
>>148092
All that's left to do is hold his sleeping griffon in his strong hooves as the cab drives them home.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148094
148095
>>148093
Silver holds her as they drive down a main street, and then to Friesian, leading to Cherry Hill, and finally to the house as the taxi comes to a stop

"Is this your residence?" The griffin asks
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
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No.148095
148096
>>148094
Silver nods to him, and pays him his fare.

"Thank you so much for taking us."

The unicorn shakes his date a little.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148096
148097
>>148095
"You're welcome," slurring the "you're" to sound like a "ya," and with an accent vaguely suggestive of a Wingbardian extraction.

"Huh"
Jubilosa opens her eyes and looks around
"We're here?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148097
148098
>>148096
"Yes we are, dove. Are you ready to go inside and sleep in our bed?"
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148098
148099
>>148097
"Yeah. Sure" She says, starting to stand on her legs
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148099
148100
>>148098
Silver gets ready to help her if she has trouble standing.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148100
148101
>>148099
She manages, with the help of Silver's hoof, to stand up, and out of the taxi, back to the house
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148101
148103
>>148100
"You are doing good, only little bit more to go."
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148103
148105
>>148101
She makes it to the door.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148105
148107
>>148103
Silver opens it for her, both as it's polite and he's not 100% sure about her motor skills.
Anonymous
e58c3d5
?
No.148106
148107
>>148081
I am here, but I also feel Iron's paused for the time being.
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148107
148108 148111
>>148106
We can advance Iron, probably

>>148105
The door is opened, and Silver sees there is one light on downstairs in the kitchen, and one upstairs, but otherwise the lights are off.
Anonymous
e58c3d5
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No.148108
148109
>>148107
Eh, I can wait until Silver finishes up. Don't want to mess with the timeline just in case.
wink wink
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148109
148110
6111471.jpg
>>148108
But we probably could advance Iron though
Anonymous
e58c3d5
?
No.148110
148112
>>148109
We could... but dream sequences might spiral into its own thing if we take too long, though.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148111
148112 148115
>>148107
"Can you make it rest of way on your own, Jubee?"
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148112
148113 148115 148118
1594815613012.jpg
>>148110
I can try. It probably won't be tonight though because of limitations from work

>>148111
"Sure I can make it..."
Anonymous
e58c3d5
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No.148113
148115
>>148112
Nah. I'm probably going to sleep in about an hour, so we should just wait for tomorrow.
Anonymous
ebd4730
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No.148115
148116 148117
>>148113
>>148112
>>148111
Dabs
Anonymous
e58c3d5
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No.148116
148119
>>148115
air horn noises
Anonymous
2e32ca5
?
No.148117
148119 148567
Spoilered
>>148115
Dabs back
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148118
148121
>>148112
"Hmm...are you sure?"
Anonymous
ebd4730
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No.148119
148120
>>148116
MLG 420 360 no scope time.
>>148117
Abosolutley Sneeded
Anonymous
2e32ca5
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No.148120
148126 148567
Spoilered
>>148119
24/7 Sneed RP
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148121
148122
>>148118
“I can make it…” she repeats.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148122
148123
>>148121
"Alright."

Silver lets go of his griffon.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148123
148124
>>148122
She wobbles a bit, and maybe for a moment Silver thinks she may fall backwards, down the wooden steps. But she stabilizes herself, and stands up straight.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148124
148125
>>148123
"Be careful, my dove."
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148125
148127
>>148124
"I'm careful" She says

From upstairs, a head pokes out of the room on the left nearest the Bannister.
Anonymous
ebd4730
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No.148126
148128
Spoilered
>>148120
24/7 Sneed time
>Tfw no Sneed GF
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148127
148129
>>148125
Silver looks to see who it is.
Anonymous
2e32ca5
?
No.148128
148130 148567
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>148126
All day every day Sneed
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148129
148131
>>148127
The light from behind the head obscures all details, but the triangular ears and the room the head is coming from implies it's Mala.
Anonymous
ebd4730
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No.148130
148132
>>148128
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour, but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you.../s]
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148131
148133
>>148129
"Hello Mala. We are back from date."

He smiles at his friend.
Anonymous
2e32ca5
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No.148132
148135 148567
File (hide): 1ACF8BC8BE531988A9F26D9BB64F8CAC-700360.mp4 (683.9 KB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:00:08, Spoilered) [play once] [loop]
Spoilered
>>148130
Patrician joke.
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148133
148134
>>148131
He slowly moves out until his profile is along the bannister, with a high shoulder, and lower hindquarters.

"Hi." is all he says.

Jubilosa walks in, slowly, and still on all fours.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
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No.148134
148136
>>148133
Silver looks towards the light in the kitchen.

"Who else is up?"
Anonymous
ebd4730
?
No.148135
148142
Spoilered
>>148132
Can't Shim Sham the glim glam
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148136
148137
>>148134
"Uh, it's only Lu and the pony... both are asleep."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148137
148138
>>148136
"I was just curious about light on in kitchen."

He follows Jubilosa's path up the stairs.

"I think Jubee and I are going to bed, too."
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148138
148140
>>148137
"Oh.... uh, okay."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
c08c758
?
No.148140
148182
>>148138
He stops near Mala, and pats his head.

"I have couple of places we can go tomorrow, if you want."
Anonymous
fd7a85e
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No.148142
148153 148567
File (hide): 7B04CD318B4C367D09BFE156A11058D7-2875179.webm (2.7 MB, Resolution:576x1024 Length:00:00:16, Spoilered) [play once] [loop]
Spoilered
>>148135
Fuck niggers and fuck jannies.
Anonymous
ebd4730
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No.148153
148154
Spoilered
>>148142
Anonymous
fd7a85e
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No.148154
148155 148567
Spoilered
>>148153
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUOOOEEEEEEEEOOOEEEEEEUUUUUUUUOOOEEEEEEED
Anonymous
ebd4730
?
No.148155
148156
tenor (3).gif
>>148154
im in the Sneedtube
Anonymous
85ea2bd
?
No.148156
148567
Spoilered
>>148155
I'm in
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148182
148184
>>148140
His head and ears perk up. His tail, a silhouette against the yellow-lit background of the bedroom through the open door, begins to sway.

"Really? Yes!"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
cad63f8
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No.148184
148185
>>148182
"You and I are going to find some work together tomorrow, and if we have time, I know of couple colts who might like to meet you. They have been through lot, but they are really nice and are not associated with Hoebuck at all."
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148185
148186
>>148184
"Work? What kind of work? And colts? I haven't been around colts since... well, I was a cub."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
cad63f8
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No.148186
148187
>>148185
"Well, it depends on who gives it, but hopefully it either pays well or has good chance for reward."

He smiles, and pets Mala some more.

"I think you will like them, and they should like you if you are still as friendly with them as you are with me. Your fluffiness should help, too."
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148187
148193
>>148186
Silver pets him on the top of the head between his ears. He lowers his head, closes his eyes, and lowers his ears as this happens. His fur is very long, and somewhat thick. The hairs themselves are course, but as a whole have a spring to them that makes them... what's the word?

"I hope they will like me... I haven't had that much success..." He raises his head up

"You think I'm... fluffy?"
Shimmering Spark
1bd092f
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No.148189
148192 148197
Weekend is free. Now I just have to survive that long.
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148192
>>148189
Yay!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
cad63f8
?
No.148193
148211
>>148187
The fluffy unicorn nods.
Shimmering Spark
1bd092f
?
No.148197
148211
>>148189
One more day to go
Anonymous
ccb378f
?
No.148211
148212
>>148193
He tilts his head

"But... how?"

>>148197
Yay!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
5d372fe
?
No.148212
148213
>>148211
"You do not think your coat is fluffy?"
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148213
148214
>>148212
"I... haven't really thought of myself in that way." He looks down.

But after a moment, he looks back up to Silver, and gives a small smile.
"It does sound like a good day tomorrow."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
5d372fe
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No.148214
148215
>>148213
Silver pats Mala on the head again.

"It will be, friend."
Anonymous
ccb378f
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No.148215
148216
>>148214
Mala looks up at Silver contentedly, lightly wagging his tail