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Red Hand Of Doom - Part One: The Witchwood
Anonymous
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No.133942
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Brozal, The Fire Bringer
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No.137458
"This thing... it radiates a strange and haunting aura. We must take caution in proceeding."
Anonymous
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No.137462
137463 137464
Okay, so the party has elected to go left into giant territory out of curiosity.

Anybody want to take the liberty of scouting ahead?
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137463
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>>137462
[1d20+14 = 32](spot)
Brozal, The Fire Bringer
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No.137464
137465
>>137462
Brozal will scout ahead.
Anonymous
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No.137465
137466
>>137463
With a check like that, you're able to spot a very thin plume of smoke some distance towards the west.
>>137464
>Armored Lighthouse with negative Wis is scouting
Alright, that means nobody is...
The wide track appears easy to follow despite years of neglect.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137466
137467
>>137465
So what can i do with this knowledge now?
Anonymous
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No.137467
137468
>>137466
You know that there's a fire somewhere on the path that leads into giant country, which might mean that there are creatures.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137468
137469
>>137467
That's nice to know.
Should we keep going down this path then?
Anonymous
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No.137469
>>137468
That's what I thought.
I'm typing what you see now.
Anonymous
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No.137470
137471
Alright, since Brozal is scouting, I'm going to DM it as I would if the whole party were marching side by side.
Brozal is the slowest anyway.

The old track comes to an abrupt end in the shadow of a fairly large hill that looms up from the surrounding woodlands. At the hill’s base sits the collapsed ruin of what was once a massive and probably quite impressive wooden fortress. Entire trees were used to form the walls of this building, but now the whole thing is little more than a heap of moss-covered, rotting logs. A thin curl of smoke rises up from a great fire pit in the middle of the old walls, where an enormous boar sizzles on a spit the size of a lance.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137471
137472 137473
>>137470
Spot for movement. Other than the dead boar.
[1d20+16 = 30]
Anonymous
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No.137472
>>137471
Brozal is in the front and he walks into the camp with his mace holstered. He will do total defense though.
Anonymous
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No.137473
137474 137477
>>137471
And with that check, Aral is easily able to see a huge, moss-covered figure looming over the fire. Were it not for his excellent perception, it would have appeared to be part of the landscape.

A lone giant sits by the fire, turning the spit and muttering to himself in his own language. He is extraordinarily tall and lean, with stooped shoulders, earth-yellow skin marked by angry red blotches, and a wild mane and beard of tangled green hair. He easily tops ten feet, even while sitting on the ground.

The lone giant appears sullen, and somewhat deranged, still muttering to himself as he looks over his fire. He appears to pay the party no mind, evidently still not having seen or heard them.
You guys are about 200 ft away.
Anonymous
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No.137474
137476 137478
>>137473
Brozal will approach the campfire and speak to the giant. “Hello! Could a weary traveler such as myself partake in the sanctity of this place with you?” Brozal says while offering the giant ten days of rations.
Anonymous
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No.137475
If you’re wondering, yes, I am screaming internally out of character.
Anonymous
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No.137476
>>137474
*sanctuary not sanctity
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137477
137478
>>137473
[1d20+14 = 34](listen)
Anonymous
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No.137478
137479
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Anonymous
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No.137479
137480
>>137478
May I roll diplomacy?
Anonymous
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No.137480
>>137479
Combat hasn't started, and the giant doesn't appear to be attacking (yet) so sure.
Anonymous
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No.137481
137482
Brozal takes off his helmet and wipes some sweat from his brow. "I'm not here to bring harm to you or your kin. Simply traveling through to slay some goblins. I'm awfully tired and could use a place to rest. In return, I'd be willing to give you some food."
Rolled 25 on diplomacy.
Anonymous
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No.137482
>>137481
The old giant glares down at Brozal, with his single remaining eye. He peers down at Brozal for an agonizingly silent six seconds before his expression calms and appears changes to amused. He sits down with an audible "oomf" and smiles weakly at the little presumptuous orc.
"...Warklegnaw no have guest in LOOOOONG TIME." He says, the trees shaking as he bellows the last two words
"Maybe man-creature share with Warklegnaw?" he says, gesturing to the massive dire-boar roasting on the spit
Anonymous
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No.137483
137485
Brozal sits down near the fire and puts his helmet on his knee. "Thank you for having me. The boar smells delicious. What's your story?"
Anonymous
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No.137485
137486 137487
Just to be clear, the giant hasn't seen the rest of you. He's only seen Brozal.
>>137483
The giant is visibly venerable, and sick to boot, his face and joints painfully swollen.
At Brozal's distance, he can see a prominent tattoo on his wrinkled forehead, a symbol that looks like a frowning tusked mouth.

"Warklegnaw king of the Twistusks!" The old giant bellows proudly, before breaking out into an earth-shaking cough.
Anonymous
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No.137486
137487 137488
>>137485
"Before we go on, I should probably say that I have a few more friends that have waited a ways away instead of coming with me. Would it be alright for them to eat with us?" Brozal asks while pointing in the direction of his allies and signaling them that everything is okay.
Anonymous
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No.137487
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>>137485
The old giant rips a leg off of the roasted boar and hands it to Brozal, the tender flesh ripping off with little resistance.
It actually smells pretty good.
>>137486
The old giant mutters something unintelligible before nodding gladly.
".. Yes, YES..!" He bellows
His sole eye peers into the distance, landing squarely on Misty, then Chad, then the rest of the party
"Man creatures sit. Man creatures tell story." he says, in a senile tone that sounds halfway between an invitation and an order
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137488
137491
>>137486
>>137487
Me and Misty march towards them as if on cue as he glances to us.
"What do you want to know?"
Anonymous
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No.137489
137493
I kinda just want to chill out on being the party face so I'll let Aral take the lead.
Anonymous
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No.137491
137492
>>137488
The senile giant peers curiously at the talking horse for a few seconds, before shrugging
"Warklegnaw no have guests in LOOOONG time.." the giant says, again
"What bring horse-creature?" He implores
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137492
137493 137494 137495
>>137491
"Just exactly how long have you been a hermit for?"
"Red hand brought us here, we are going to stop them."
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137493
>>137489
The council stuff and others happened because we had no party face present at the time. Brozal's way higher Diplomacy fits better for face, and for talking long and representing the party. When it comes to sperging about goblins though, he will not shut up, if prompted. Anyway...
Aral produces the map, ready to explain and support with proof what Chad just began >>137492
Anonymous
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No.137494
137496
>>137492
"...LOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME!" the old giant bellows, unhelpfully
"..Kin leave LOOOOONG time ago.. say Bald Hill cursed since war. Never come back. But Warklegnaw stay, because Warklegnaw king of the Twistusks!" he continues, a sliver of pride shining through his sullen demeanor
"Warklegnaw born on Bald Hill, and Warklegnaw die on hill too." The giant continues, before coughing once more
Anonymous
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No.137495
137496
>>137492
The giant then asked
"Red hand.. What is Red Hand?"
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137496
137497
>>137494
"A long time?"
>>137495
"A large and organized group of goblins."
Anonymous
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No.137497
137500 137501
>>137496
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooong time..." The giant repeats
"Warklegnaw alone since war. Kin flee to mountains. No want Bald Hill anymore... Poor old Warklegnaw..." the old giant continues.

>group of goblins
"Hmmmmph! Gobbos is small. Gobbos is weak. Gobbos is is fear of giants." He says proudly
"Gobbos never march through giant country. Always turn back. Is scared of rocks."
Anonymous
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No.137500
137503
>>137497
"The goblins have came in numbers of thousands and intend to take over the region. Before you even think of offering, I can not allow you to join us in our crusade. I will see to smashing them myself."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137501
137503 137507
>>137497
"Which mountains?"
"Did you make that giant totem at the start of the path to here?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137502
137503
>>137498
Adding to that:
"But you would at least need to prepare for them. They will arrive here too, sooner or later."
Anonymous
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No.137503
137504 137505
>>137500
"Heehee.. Silly Orc." the giant says with a chuckle
"Warklegnaw sit. Nobody need Warklegnaw anymore..."

>>137501
"Kin go West. Maybe up in mountains. Say bald hill cursed. Say Warklegnaw no king anymore..." the giant replies, sadly
"Warklegnaw no see kin in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooong time... Maybe some is left, up in mountains..?"
>>137502
The venerable old giant looks weakly over to Aral, with his single remaining eye. It's now at this distance that Aral can see just how ancient and sick he really is. His face and joints are red and swollen with angry red blotches, perhaps due to some unnamed disease, and he seems extraordinarily lean.
"Prepare? For gobbos? What need?"
Anonymous
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No.137504
137509
>>137503
"You are elderly and I would not be able to forgive myself if you were unable to live out the rest of your life in peace. Please do not get involved."
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137505
137506 137509
>>137503
Because their numbers are legion. All tribes united. Planning to take over all the Vale.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137506
>>137505
- said Aral (forgot the quotes)
Anonymous
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No.137507
137508
>>137501
>"Did you make that giant totem at the start of the path to here?"
"Warklegnaw made totem LOOOOOOOOOOOOooong time ago." The old giant says, beaming.
"Totem show giants strong. No man-creatures march in giant country."
Then, he twitches somewhat, glaring angrily into the distance and shaking his fist in a deranged fit
"...Until..." he growls, struggling to finish his phrase as his memory fails him
".. VRAATH!" He roars, stomping his foot and causing the whole fortress to shake
"Vraath march on Bald Hill LOOOONG time ago. Come with army big. Burn fortress. Take chief claw." He growls, angrily, still staring into the distance, as if Amery Vraath were right there, mocking him
"Warklegnaw march on Vraath. Smash castle. Smash hoo-mans. Warklegnaw shoot Vraath, but Vraath get away. Never find him.." He says, still shaking
Anonymous
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No.137508
137509
>>137507
"Vraath is dead. I found his body myself."
Anonymous
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No.137509
137511
>>137505
>>137504
The giant appears dismissive, seemingly not interested in prolonging his own life
"Hmmmph. Warklegnaw only have few winters left anyway. If gobbos march on Bald Hill, Warklegnaw stay, fight and die." He declares
"Warklegnaw sit on fortress. Nobody need poor old Warklegnaw.."
>>137508
The giant looks at Brozal quizzically, as if confused that the human he fought nearly two centuries ago wouldn't still be alive.
"Vraath... Is dead?"
Anonymous
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No.137511
137512
>>137509
"You may be old, but your wisdom is indispensable. I will see about getting fellow crusaders from the temple of Pelor to aid you in making your way into the mountains so you can be with your people again. I found Vraath's skeleton inside of a secret chamber in his keep. His body was pierced by a poisonous dart or arrow."
Anonymous
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No.137512
137513
>>137511
"No.. Warklegnaw look everywhere in man-hut. No Vraath. No Claw..." The giant says in disbelief
Anonymous
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No.137513
137515
>>137512
"I have the deed to the keep right here, and I also have Vraath's weapon." Brozal shows the giant the deed and the mace. "In fact, I think if anyone deserves that keep, it's you." He adds while handing the deed to the keep over to the elderly hill giant.
Anonymous
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No.137515
>>137513
>giving away the mace
Are you sure you want to do that, m8?
>weapon two size categories too small for a giant
>not the huge-sized spiked gauntlet, which had a symbol identical to the giant's tattoo and the sigil of the Twistusks
Anonymous
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No.137518
I'm only giving Warklegnaw the deed to the keep. I was showing him that I have the mace, and I intend to keep the mace. Brozal will also give the giant spiked gauntlet to him.
Anonymous
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No.137519
137520 137521
>>137516
The giant stares blankly at the piece of paper.
"..... deed?"
He waves his hand dismissively
>>137517
At that, his expression lights up
"C-claw..!" He stutters, before muttering something unintelligible in giant and snatches the enormous gauntlet up.
He hurriedly fits it over his wrinkled fit, the primitive weapon fitting like a glove. A faint violet glow emanates from the gauntlet's sigil, as well as the giant's tattoo, as the weapon attunes. The senile patriarch seems almost giddy.

The giant looks down at Brozal, seemingly at at loss for words.
Anonymous
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No.137520
>>137519
“There’s no need to thank or reward me. Doing good is it’s own reward.”
Anonymous
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No.137521
137522
>>137519
“The deed means that you are now the owner of Vraath Keep.”
Anonymous
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No.137522
>>137521
The old giant again waves his hand dismissively
"If Warklegnaw wanted man-hut, Warklegnaw would live there already. Warklegnaw stay at Bald Hill-" He says, clenching his armored fist, the sigil glistening with his tattoo, the symbol of his power
"-'cause Warklegnaw KING OF THE TWISTUSKS!" He roars as he stands up, the fortress and the surrounding forest shaking as he shouts
Anonymous
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No.137523
137524
"Bald Hill Twistusks' home. Witchwood giant country." The old giant says, a matter-of-factly
Anonymous
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No.137524
137525
>>137523
“We must bring them back to these woods.”
Anonymous
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No.137525
137526
>>137524
The Old Giant scratches his head, peering down at Brozal
"... Yes.. Forest is forest giants' home. Hills is for hill giants. Twistusks is no hill giants..." He says
"Witchwood is Twistusks' country."

The giant, now already standing, fastens his pelt (which appears to be that of an owlbear), and rips another leg off of the roasting dire boar, gnawing at it hungrily
Anonymous
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No.137526
137527
>>137525
“Maybe we shall set out at dawn to venture to the mountains. Please don’t strain yourself though.”
Anonymous
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No.137527
137530
The ancient giant chews into is porkchop and peers towards the west, towards the sun above the mountains, obscured by the ancient trees.
The drops the bone as he finishes it, it landing with a *thud*.
>>137526
He peers down at the orc once more
"Little man-creature slow. No know the way. Take days to find kin. Weeks maybe." The giant says, between bites.
Then he pauses
"Say.. What be you name, little man-creature?"
Anonymous
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No.137530
137531
>>137527
“I am Brozal, the Fire Bringer.”
Anonymous
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No.137531
Btw, in game-time, it's about 1-ish PM.
You could certainly camp if you wish. You've been adventuring close to 7 hours. Think about what you want to do going forward.

Also, since this encounter has been resolved, and most of the party isn't present. I'm probably going to end the session here.

>>137529
>>137530
The old giant chuckles
"Brozal Fire Bringer. Warklegnaw have great thanks. Brozal be always welcome is Twistusks' country." He replies
Anonymous
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No.137661
We will play tomorrow.
To make combat a bit less of a train-wreck this time, we'll try to do most of it in the server.
Brozal, The Fire Bringer
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No.137671
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I'm here.
Anonymous
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No.137672
DAY SIX; EVENING

Okay, so the party elected to stay with Warklegnaw for about 3 hours. After some dialogue, they're rested enough to continue.
The party has eaten. Jorr has fed his dogs, which are surprisingly quick and able to keep up with Brozal's Horse (slowest in the party) easily.
Since this game takes place in the summer, you'll sill have some daylight left by the time you get to Skull Gorge, but not much.
Anonymous
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No.137673
The party has elected to "just march forward", Brozal leading the way, proudly announcing his presence to every creature within several hundred feet.
See >>135358
Let's see how that goes.

Anyone in the party has license to make a Spot check.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137674
137676
[1d20+16 = 27] Spot
Brozal, The Fire Bringer
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No.137675
137680
I think it's funny that Brozal has -7 to spot and listen checks.
Anonymous
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No.137676
137680
>>137674
You are able to see that the forest clears ahead, and that in a few hundred feet, you'll be stepping out into the open, losing the benefit of cover.
Brozal, The Fire Bringer
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No.137677
137678
"Hello, saddle gooses! I bite my thumb at thee!"
Anonymous
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No.137678
>>137677
You don't see anything yet.

I'm going to go do some quick chores, take a shower, and pray that Chad is back by the time I'm done with that.
Anonymous
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No.137680
137681
>>137675
>>137676
The ground has been rising for the last few miles, and finally the forest itself peters out. Ahead is a stretch of barren ground, about sixty feet wide, ending in a gorge. Roughly a hundred feet wide at its narrowest point, the gorge drops away precipitously to a fast-rushing stream far below. The ancient Dawn Way crosses the cleft on a bridge of stone.
Anchored at both ends to large stone towers with pentagonal roofs, the bridge seems sturdy despite its obvious age. It is, clearly, the only easy way to cross, since the gorge continues as far as the eye can see to the east and west. The four stone towers that anchor the bridge are each forty feet high. A narrow wooden stairway winds around each, leading up to an open-air watchpost at the top.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137681
>>137680
[1d20+14 = 22]
[1d20+14 = 32]
(Listen and spot.)
Anonymous
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No.137682
137683 137684 137685
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Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137683
>>137682
[1d20+5 = 18] init
Brozal, The Fire Bringer
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No.137684
>>137682
Rolled 13
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137685
>>137682
[1d20-1 = 9](initiative)
Anonymous
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No.137686
Okay, the goblins are going to go first, because they had two rounds to buff themselves and set-up as you guys were marching in.

This will continue in the server, because it's just quicker there.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137687
[1d20+1 = 21](reflex)
Anonymous
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No.137688
137689
Okay first
>PCs get debuffed
>PCs get gassed
>PCs get burned
>PCs get shot
I think it's going well.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137689
137690
>>137688
I hit a goblinoid for 2 whole damage with my bow.
Anonymous
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No.137690
>>137689
“We are the Red Hand! We do not know defeat!” The Veteran Goblin shouts, in common
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137691
137692
[1d20+12 = 27](concentration)
[1d20+12 = 14](concentration)
[1d20+12 = 30](concentration)
Anonymous
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No.137692
137693
>>137691
The first one almost made it, but no. The DC was 28.
Wait
You know you've got 22 Con in Dire horse shape, right?
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137693
137694
>>137692
No i didn't know, so you add how much shit onto those checks?
Anonymous
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No.137694
>>137693
You pass, barely. You keep the spell.
However, you're still at 7 HP.
Anonymous
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No.137695
137696 137698
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Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137696
>>137695
Seems legit.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137698
137699 137721
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Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137699
137700 137703
>>137698
>Aral tries to make a dog bark but game mechanics restrict his Autism
I like to imagine he still barked, it just didn't work, because it had no chance to.
Anonymous
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No.137700
137701 137703
>>137699
It would have been a bluff check, and Aral wasn't fooling any well-trained, intelligent devil-dog with his 5 charisma.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.137701
137703
>>137700
Makes sense. I just like the image of this elf barking for no reason during combat.
Anonymous
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No.137702
137703
OOOOOOOOOOOOkaaaaaaay... That session was a catastrophe... 2/3 of the party died, Aral almost died, the enemy has been alerted of the party's interference, and Misty is slowly going insane...

Enemy casualties:
>1 Fleshwound on the Sergeant
>2 dead hellhounds
>a badly-bruised dragon
>several lvl 1 spell slots
I'm not condescending, just considering when I'm going to have you guys level up. Escaping is worth XP too.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137703
137704
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>>137699
>>137700
>>137701
I think it's funny to imagine it too.
>>137702
Could have gone worse.
Anonymous
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No.137704
137739
Spoilered
>>137703
I guess. Could have gone better too...
I think what decided it was really that the goblins were using tactics and planning, but the PCs didn't.
Or maybe I could have been a bit more compassionate with how I played the encounter. Maybe I should have scaled it down. Idk....
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.137721
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Anonymous
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No.137739
137741
>>137704
>planning
>scaling
>encounter balance
Or maybe we should've realized sooner that leaving the water subtype PC to fend off 2 hellhounds is a really bad idea.
Or maybe I should've remembered that I have a nice wand of Magic Missile and not fuck around with attack rolls that have penalties upon penalties.
Or maybe I should not have blown the one buff I had prepared on a random encounter.
Or maybe RNG screwed us over, as we didn't exactly roll well on average.
There are those maybes all around, what matters is that we probably learned from it.
I think this would've been beatable, even with all the "marching in" stuff, but that kind of improvisation does have a little learning curve.
Anonymous
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No.137741
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Anonymous
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No.137749
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Bumping because I don't want this to be beneath the futa thread.
Have some pics/maps from the last encounter.
Anonymous
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No.137773
I'm going to be very busy for the next three weeks, but I can still manage to run on Saturday this week and the next.
Anonymous
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No.137777
cucked_to_doom.png
Check'em
Anonymous
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No.137849
akjbiuflab131.png
ozy-and-iroel.jpg
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Anonymous
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No.137900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmNzypy8bo [Embed]
The Old Ones (aka Young Ones) praying in the circle.
Anonymous
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No.137902
c66e1c2f93da570f95ebbf2f3f7f3797.jpg
Cursed marauders on the path to the blighted forest.
Anonymous
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No.137905
2367624.png
Pic related is what inspired me to shoehorn all of this autistic ghost nonsense into one of the party's last downtime days.
Anonymous
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No.137950
I'll sum up what happened in today's session tomorrow.
Anonymous
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No.138160
I may not be able to DM next week, since I'm very busy and don't want to half-ass it.
In the meantime, that should give Brozal's player a chance to make his new character.
Anonymous
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No.138550
Red Hand Of Doom will resume next week, at which point I would like to transition to Part 2, and introduce new characters.
Anonymous
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No.138883
The game will be commencing tomorrow, at the earliest point where I can get everyone online.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138886
I’m here.
Anonymous
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No.138887
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Anonymous
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No.138888
138889
goblin_pone2.png
Check'em
Hamfist Henry
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No.138889
138891
>>138888
Nice quads
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138890
138896
Where is Henry currently at?
Anonymous
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No.138891
138892 138893
>>138889
You are right beside Lady Sura, the black haired woman who just entered the tavern.
She has paid you a generous salary of ten gold pieces to punch goblins that have been attacking her troops along the road from Brindol. (gain 10 gp)

The Halfling at the Bar gestures to one of his remaining staff at the woman's order, who promptly scurries out the door to fetch the Speaker.

Aral and Chad, do you respond?
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138892
>>138891
Howdy.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138893
138899
>>138891
Aral doesn't speak up, but he wants to hear the news for sure. He moves a bit closer and awaits the Speaker to listen to what is going on, and observes until then.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138894
138895 138897
Hamfist Henry extends a gauntlet-covered hand to the two elven men while grinning. “It’s nice to meet you both. The name is Henry Amald but back home they call me Hamfist Henry. You can call me by either my nickname or proper name. Who are you gentlemen?”
Hamfist Henry
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No.138895
138897
>>138894
This is a handshake
Anonymous
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No.138896
>>138890
I will note that although you followed Lady Sura here, she hasn't made very much small talk. One thing you have noticed is that there's a lot more goblins than usual along the road, and you've heard rumors of war.
If you want to find out more, you'll need some dialogue.

The hobbit at the bar pours the lady a drink.

Oh, and there's a badass-looking elf reading a book in the tavern, and a human mage(?) petting a blue horse who's leaning in through the window. There's also a human in leather armor throwing some scraps to three immcuately-trained dogs (looks like Kelin doesn't care about not letting animals in right now).
They look pretty chill.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138897
138898 138903
>>138894
>>138895
"Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh."
He looks at the extended hand for a moment before realizing that a handshake is what people sometimes do. Then does the thing. That people do.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138898
138900
>>138897
Henry gives Aral a firm handshake before going to shake hands with Chad. “I’ve heard there’s some goblins we need to go kill.” He comments while chuckling to himself.
Anonymous
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No.138899
138901
Eventually, the hobbit returns with Speaker Wiston and Captain Sorranna. Both look tired, like they haven't had very much sleep in the past few days.
They chat in some inconsequential dialogue to introduce themselves.
>>138893
Aral can hear that The woman is Teyani Sura, a Lion of Brindol (that is, an elite soldier in Brindol’s Lion Guard). she continues to speak to Wiston.

“I ride in the service of the Lord of Brindol. I was part of a patrol sweeping up the old Rhest Trail. Five days ago, we ran into a roadblock—hobgoblins and ogres, waylaying any travelers heading into or out of the vale from the north. They were too strong for us, and we had to retreat. My captain sent several of us riding off to warn folks across the vale to avoid the old Rhest Trail. So here I am.”
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138900
138903
>>138898
I take the handshake while keeping my other hand on Misty.
"There sure is!"
Anonymous
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No.138901
>>138899
The lady also hand Captain Soranna a scroll. She glances at it with wide eyes, apparently surprised, before stowing it away in her satchel.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138902
138903
9BCA7FC5-F226-4A5E-91B8-B6D9732147DB.jpeg
Henry grabs a nearby chair and sits in it backwards with his arms resting on the backrest. “So where are we going, Miss Lion?”
Anonymous
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No.138903
138904 138905 138906
>>138902
"We've arrived. The lady says, flatly."

>>138900
>>138897
Speaker Wiston chats with Lady Sura for several more minutes, explaining the details of the Red Hand Horde, and later gestures the two of you over.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
a897a3c
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No.138904
138906
>>138903
"Yes?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138905
138906
>>138903
Aral responds with simply moving over there.
Anonymous
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No.138906
138907 138908
>>138903
As the lady describes the goblin attacks on the Rhest Trail, Norro Wiston ponders out loud: "They must have been looking for Cromar..." he says, grimly
>>138905
>>138904
The speaker introduces the two of you.
"Meet Teyani Sura, Lion Of Brindol." He say
The woman takes a bow
"I heard that you lads had a run-in with this 'Red Hand' horde. Would you care to describe what you've seen of their forces?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138907
138908 138909
>>138906
"Organized and trained. Magical weaponry. Spell scourges. A dragon."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
a897a3c
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No.138908
138910
>>138906
"Nice to meet you, m'lady"
>>138907
"We've seen a fair share of goblins."
Anonymous
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No.138909
>>138907
"A Dragon?" She implores with considerable alarm
"It seems this predicament is worse than what we've heard in Brindol. I only expected a few hundred savages."
Anonymous
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No.138910
138911
>>138908
"How many would you say there are? I never thought I'd see the day that the folk of Drellin's Ferry would so readily leave their homes."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138911
138912
>>138910
"i would reckon not more than 6 million or less."
Anonymous
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No.138912
138913 138914 138917
Speaker Wiston seems considerably stressed, and not because he's spent the last few days pleading with stubborn merchants.
>>138911
>muh six gorillion
She scoffs at that
"Six million? Really? With the limited number of tribes in the wyrmsmokes? I doubt it."
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138913
138914 138915
>>138912
"They have grouped together all the surrounding goblin groups together from all over to band together for a march upon the world."
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138914
138915
>>138912
>>138913
"The goblins themselves refer to this as an alliance of ALL tribes. If that isn't a reality yet, it soon will be."
Anonymous
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No.138915
138916 138917
>>138913
Teyani swears colorfully and drains her ale. “I’m on my way back to Brindol, then,” she mutters. “That news can’t wait. Guess I’ll need a fresh horse.”
>>138914
Speaker Wiston speaks up
"Sir Aral, would you mind showing me that map you found?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138916
138918
>>138915
Aral hand over the map.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138917
138919
>>138912
>>138915
"What's got you unnerved paper boy?"
Anonymous
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No.138918
138920
>>138916
The speaker hands the map over to lady Sura.
The woman looks over the map for several minutes with wide eyes, although apparently unable to read the goblinoid scribbles.
“Lord Jarmaath needs to see this..." She declares
"Would you mind if I took it back with me?"
Anonymous
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No.138919
>>138917
"Cromar... He's a retired wizard who lives in solitude in the swamplands up north. I have a hunch that the savages might be out for his head. He's a powerful mage, you see, stronger than Immerstal the Red. He was very prominent when Witchcross saw off the last serious hobgoblin raiding about fifteen years ago. They’d remember that.” he says
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138920
138922
>>138918
"I'll make some translations on top, then you can take it."
Aral uses the ink and pen he has to quickly scribble the corresponding notes in Common on the map. He also adds "Troop estimates: 6 million or above in number" in the corner.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138921
138923
“He seems to be a man who doesn’t want to be bothered.” Henry comments.
Anonymous
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No.138922
>>138920
He continues
“He was like a father to me when I was a boy. He was strong fifteen years ago, but he’s getting old; I don’t know if he’s got enough power to hold off the type of forces you say you’ve been dealing with for long at all.”
>>138920
"Notes would be fine." the woman says, nodding thankfully.
Anonymous
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No.138923
>>138921
"Yes. That's precisely why he retired. He was indispensable in the war, but he wasn't so keen on being a court wizard afterwards."
Anonymous
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No.138924
138925
Okay, this is going a bit too slowly for my taste.

You hear the sounds or roaring, followed by screams, coming from some distance outside the tavern.

Jorr hiccups
"Huh? Wut? Encounter time already?"
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138925
138926
>>138924
Aral runs to the window/door
Spot
[1d20+16 = 17]
Anonymous
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No.138926
138929
>>138925
The afternoon is hot and still, but a line of thunderheads in the west promises a storm before long. The town bustles with activity, as a motley assortment of militiamen drill on the green. Then someone points up to the sky and cries, “Great Pelor, what is that?”
Townsfolk look up, and in a moment the town is overcome by
pandemonium and terror. With shrieks of fear, people scatter, fleeing into buildings and pulling the shutters closed after them. A sinister winged shape soars over the town—a powerful three-headed monstrosity with vast, batlike wings. The creature lets loose with a horrible wailing cry and then dives toward the people running for cover on the green.

You may roll Knowledge (arcana).
Hamfist Henry
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No.138927
“This is where the fun begins!” Henry says while uncorking a bottle of rum and taking a swig from it.
Anonymous
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No.138928
Okay, combat encounter imminent. Join me in the server so that this doesn't take hours.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.138929
138930
>>138926
[1d20+6 = 17] Arcana
Anonymous
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No.138930
>>138929
With that check, you at least know that this monster is called a "Chimera", white variety.
Anonymous
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No.138931
Jorr grabs his bow. Captain Soranna rushes outside.

The monster is some 300 ft away from the tavern, breathing it's chaos down on the townsfolk.
Anonymous
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No.138932
138933
5d55d363fc6b876101aa78f7bb592a3e.png
Pic related is the monster.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138933
138934
>>138932
It's the thing that fucked Applejack.
Anonymous
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No.138934
138935
>>138933
The lingering scent of apples and maresweat confirms that it is.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.138935
138938
chimera cream pie.jpg
>>138934
Hamfist Henry
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No.138936
Hamfist Henry raises his arms into the air in celebration and climbs on top of the chimera’s body. He then motions for his companions to step up onto the bodily pedestal with him. “Never forget our names. Hamfist Henry, Jorr, Aral, and Chad!” He yells into the crowd of adoring fans while blood dribbles down his face and out of cracks in his armor.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138937
Hamfist Henry is basking in the adoration of the crowd while smiling. “For thirty years, I’ve been dead. Today I am alive again.”
Anonymous
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No.138938
138939 138940 138942 138943
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Anonymous
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No.138939
>>138938
Oh, and
>Star Ruby
This is a bullshit drop. I'd reroll it if Brozal hadn't given away all the party's treasure.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138940
>>138938
Hamfist Henry will take the golden jewelry and wear it. He also checks out the iron armband.
Hamfist Henry
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No.138941
138942 138943
Hamfist Henry is flexing and posing dramatically for the crowd while standing atop the dead chimera in an attempt to make them cheer louder. Rolled a 16 on tumble.
Anonymous
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No.138942
>>138938
"Neigh"
>>138941
"Snicker"
Anonymous
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No.138943
138944 138948
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Anonymous
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No.138944
>>138943
I'm gonna take the statue.
Anonymous
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No.138945
138951 138983
Okay, later that evening.
Speaker Wiston assembles the party, the town mostly evacuating at this point, caravans leaving.

The town of Drellin’s Ferry is empty. Houses stare vacantly out at silent roads. The sun has just vanished behind the formidable scar on the horizon that is the Wyrmsmoke Mountains. Speaker Wiston takes a deep breath and wipes tears from his eyes with the back of his hand. “It seems we’re about out of time,” he says. “We’d best be going now if we want to keep ahead of the worg riders.”

Captain Soranna nods to you. “You’ve already done us good, heroes. Without your warning, we’d have all been asleep in our beds when the horde arrived on our stoops. You’ve saved many lives today. For that you have my thanks. But I am afraid your work may not be done yet. There’s nothing to stop the Red Hand before they reach the walls of Brindol.”
Hamfist Henry
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No.138946
138947 138949
Henry takes out his bottle of rum that he's been nursing for the past few hours and glugs down a gulp. "Is this Jorr guy a mercenary? Does he get paid?" Henry asks while stumbling in the general direction of Aral and Chad.
Anonymous
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No.138947
138950
>>138946
Jorr was being paid 10 gp a day.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138948
138949 138950 138952
>>138943
"He is. He does." Aral takes 70 gp and hands it to Jorr.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138949
>>138948
meant here
>>138946
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138950
138952
>>138947
>>138948
Henry finishes his bottle and tucks it away. "He's useful and I'd like to keep him around." The drunken homeless man says while handing 50 more GP and a bottle of rum to Jorr.
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138951
>>138945
"Let's get moving then before we become dog food."
"We appreciate your thanks, are we following you?"
Anonymous
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No.138952
138953 138955
>>138948
>>138950
Jorr accepts the payment and tips his hat.
"It's been a pleasure to work with ye'." The roguish woodsman says
>>138950
"Unless ye plan to stay in the Witchwood for a long while longer, i think we'd best part ways here." The woodsman says, scratching his head
"These are my woods. I've been fighting my little one-man war for as long as I can remember, and I'm not about to call it quits. The savages may have won this battle, but it'll take more than a few thousand goblins to drive me out."
Anonymous
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No.138953
138956
>>138952
"Are you sure?"
Anonymous
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No.138954
To sum up day nine:
>Hamfist introduced
>Hear about blockade on Rhest Trail
>Wiston mentions Cromar might be in trouble
>interrupted by Chimera attack
>chimera btfo'd
>treasure
>town evacuates
>Jorr wants to stay in the Witchwood
>Now Speaker Wiston and Soranna are talking
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138955
138956 138961
>>138952
"The woods aren't going anywhere. If you come with us and kill goblins by our side, we're stronger and we can drive them out of the region completely."
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138956
>>138953
>>138955
Hmmmmmmm, let me check my notes on this.
"Eh, I'll think about it..." The woodsman grumbles

Wiston clears his throat.
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138957
138958 138959 138960
Who had the healing belt? I might need it with all the damage I've taken/will surely take in the future.
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138958
138959
>>138957
I think Brozal had it if i remember.
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138959
138965
>>138957
>>138958
No it was Whiskers.
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138960
138962 138963
>>138957
"Check Chad's bag." Jorr says
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
272a73d
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No.138961
>>138955
"Could give you a raise and pay in advance, if money is needed."
Little pause.
"Might not be any woods left, not as they are, if we don't act against the Red Hand together."
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138962
138964
>>138960
Henry checks Chad's bag, removes the healing belt, and dons it. "Thanks!"
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138963
138965
>>138960
"The body bag?"
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138964
>>138962
"I doubt it would fit around my barrel belly so i hope you have fun with your new belt and slap some bitches with it for me."
Anonymous
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No.138965
138966 138969 138970
>>138959
>>138963
I repossessed some of Whisker's equipment and put it in Chad's bag

Hmmmmmmmm... what to do...

...

You hear the sounds of howling, shouting, and multiple screams in the direction of the caravans.

"Eh? One more fight innit' then?" Jorr says with a slight smile, grabbing his bow.
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138966
>>138965
Well that's convenient, i wouldn't really be able to use the healing belt if i''m in wild shape, right?
Anonymous
44eee0f
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No.138967
Henry sits down wherever a suitable and decent seat can be found. “How should we approach this next battle?” He ponders aloud.
Anonymous
a897a3c
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No.138969
>>138965
>>138968
Should i cast Owl's Wisdom on Aral?
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138970
>>138965
>>138965
*on the East Bank

A commotion in the street outside sounds out in the night.
“Run! Run! Goblins are attacking the east bank!” someone cries.
From your window, you can see bright flames leaping up from houses and buildings by the road and hear the faint roar and crackle of distant flames.

Speaker Wiston sounds the alarm. Captain Soranna runs over to the old Toll house to muster some guards.
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138971
Aral, with his low-light vision, can see several goblin raiders have arrived to harass the caravan as they leave. Several of them appear to be riding worgs, more appearing over the hills.
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138972
Goblinoids rain flaming arrows down on the fleeing peasants.
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138973
Henry scratches his chin while watching the commotion. “Is running right in really a good idea?”
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138974
You're only a hundred feet away from the source of the commotion when you spot a trio of goblin worg riders dashing down the street, whooping and shaking their bows in the air. A powerful hell hound bounds alongside them.
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138975
Henry will use all three charges of the healing belt to heal himself. He heals 18 damage and is now at 73 HP.
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138976
meme.png
>Goblins when they thought they were going to have a nice easy raid picking on defenseless villagers but face PC instead
(courtesy of Ham's player)
Anonymous
648ae9c
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No.138978
138979
Well, that was going well, until it didn't.
Hamfist Henry
44eee0f
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No.138979
>>138978
Misty died.
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4 [Embed]