There doesn't seem to be a general purpose spooktexts thread in the catalog. Let me fix that.
>greentexts are allowed
>non-greentexts are allowed
>screencaps are allowed
>pasta is allowed
>oc is allowed
>true stories are allowed
>fake stories are allowed
So dump your innawds, your NOPE, your skinwalkers, and your lost episodes, and get comfy. This is a spooktexts thread.
>Be me
>be standing over a vast old timey mineshaft
>can't see the bottom
>say fuck it and climb down anyway
>use rope from old hand crane to lower myself down
>for some reason think of spiderman
>found myself in giant maze of tunnels
>constantly turning into deeper and deeper tunnels
>never finding anything but never stopping
>turn to leave
>wall
>wake up in cold sweat
>have the same nightmare a month later
>then a week after that
>every two days
>every day now
>one night no longer have that nightmare
>replaced by a new nightmare
>I see myself sleeping
>a tiny man walks in from the side of the room
>the size of a lego man
>can see tiny razorblades on his arms
>wake up
>look around, nothing
>go back to sleep
>see him immediately much closer
>wake up
>look around, nothing
>go back to sleep
>see him now standing on my bedside table
>hear a voice
>tell them or your die
>wake up
>still nothing
>begin to go to sleep
>hear the voice again before I can sleep
>TELL THEM OR YOU DIE
>jump out of bed
>log on
>post
>>133556Well you told us. This shit better not be one of those things where it spreads by having people spread the word about it.
>be me
>dreaming
>there's a damn zombie in my fucking apartment
>for some reason my brother is there too
>"Damnit bro there's a zombie where's my fucking gun?"
>bro is absolutely no help, doesn't respond in any way
>fucking bro
>find M9 in the bathroom
>go to shoot zombie in the head
>miss from point blank range
>apparently the fucking thing only had one round in it
>out of ammo
>turn it around and try to pistol whip zombie with it
>can't land more than a decent blow
>return to bathroom
>attempt to hold door shut
>zombie breaks through anyway
>grabs my leg with one hand and starts trying to bite my foot
>grabs my ballsack with the other so I can't bend over to hit it again
>"Bro help me out here."
>"Bro I could use a little help here."
>bro still being utterly useless
>fucking bro
>give up hope and expect to be bit
>wake up
>gee what a bizarre dream
>foot feels kind of itchy
>go to scratch foot
>wait a second...
>mfw there's a giant mosquito bite right where the zombie was about to bite
>The Secret Covenant
>Illuminati / Mason stuff
I believe this goes in /vx/ instead of /mlpol/