Saw this concept of 4/x/ and thought it was fucking hilarious. I'll start.
>Luziferino's blob energy batteries are actually completely functional and could be the next form of efficient energy, they just only work if they're created by someone with severe schizophrenia.
>People are computers created by aliens for mind-penetration testing projects taking place by alien white-hat hackers. Lefties are the ones that have already been compromised.
>The first person to get hex 7s on mlpol will open up the portal to Equestria.