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Mixed Nuts Pieces
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
376 replies and 38 files omitted.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11676
11680 11685
Tracy still hasn't answered the Couples theropy question.
Why do you like Trump?

Trump, why'd you know the thot up if you didn't want children?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11678
1508707717121-0.png
1508707717121-1.png
Threadly reminder
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11679
11682
>>11677 →
when has trump tried to help me?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11680
11684 11685
>>11676
Yeah, it was a mistake on my part. She said she was infertile and also she's a horse, so it was kind of unexpected.

But really I thought that if I were closer to her I could stop her from going down a district ice path. *sniffs* I... I was wrong
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11681
Player fights are expressly discouraged. If you choose to, I will see to it that you regret that decision. You may prepare or set up the fights with bants and shitposting, but no over/deliberate shenanigens until tomorrow morning
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11682
11687
>>11679
I helped you and removed the knife after Tracy stabbed you. I made you cadet in the militia. I spread Rockwell alongside Football. I saved you from falling when you attacked the robots. I tried to get you out of the line. After all we've been through with Soros, Soros again, the Jews... None of that means anything to you?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11683
PLEASE carry on though
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11684
11688
>>11680
>uncontrollable sneezing
S-sorry
I'm alergic to bullshit
Now get out of you watermelon eating black father mindset and tell me the real reason
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11685
11686
1508989026352.png
>>11676
"He stole me. Ever since I first met him, I knew that I would be his wife.
I never thought he would be able make me into a mommy though. It was truly a miracle."
>>11680
[concerned pony noises]
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11686
11690 11693
>>11685
Hmm, yes
And how does the fact that he wants to divorce you make you feel?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11687
11689 11692
>>11682
it does i feel if you my brother, but my book says we need to be kind to our people trump.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11688
11691
>>11684
I have nothing to tell you but the truth. I thought if we had a closer relationship I could save her from descending down a dark path
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11689
11695
>>11687
and me think you not being kind to tracy by taking her bay.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11690
>>11686
Do you want the possible, or probable answer?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11691
11702
>>11688
Heres the problem
She wants that relationship with you!
But you won't meet her halfway
You can't expect her to do everything
You have to talk to her, acknoledge things she likes.
When she goes nuts, help her. Calm her down; doesn't matter how, just help
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11692
11694
>>11687
And I would be... Would be. But she's changed. She is not who she was when she came. She lies to me and kills and steals and attacks my mounts... That can't raise my child.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11693
11696
full.jpg
>>11686
H-he, he wants a.. what? What's that?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11694
11702
>>11692
you think maybe she does that because she just jealous of mounts and want attention
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11695
11697 11700
>>11689
Hers? He's mine too you know, he's mine too
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11696
11698 11709
>>11693
>nervious sweating
Trump...
Trump doesn't believe you can take care of the baby. You need to prove his bitch ass wrong.
Then he may change his mind
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11697
11700 11707
>>11695
I'm going to have OUR foal, Flashy: a child between the two of us.
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11698
11700
>>11696
who are you?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11700
>>11695
>>11697
There good middle ground
>>11698
>my flag is gone
FUCKING HELL
TRUMP GIB FLAG PLZ
Torc will pay fair price
GM
E0bxE
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No.11701
>popcorn
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11702
11703 11704 11706
>>11694
Well of course she's jealous. That doesn't help the poor mount who doesn't need to suffer like that. And what about all of the lying and stealing? But why should I be the one to suffer her personality problems? She's not my child. If she is immature, that should not be my cross to bear?

>>11691
Have you ever been a relationship with a yandere? I have. 3 and a half miserable years of my life wasted. If you had lived it, you would understand why I do not want a relationship with her nor any woman
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11703
11705
>>11702
in Minotaur society you responsible for women after she get pregnant so yea kind of

Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11704
11708
>>11702
make her obey you by sowing abit of kindness.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11705
>>11703
I agree that I am responsible for the child, yes
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11706
>>11702
>flashbacks to Torc's loving wife
No, no can't say I habe

But, she does love you. She just only knows one way to express it, her violent tendancys.
Maybe if you taught her some new activities you could do together, it would help

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11707
11709 11713
1508988088506-0.jpg
>>11697
I never truly wanted anything in this world more than to be a mother: the thing I never thought that I could ever have. I'm fully prepared to give my entire life to loving this foal. I'd give anything, take anything, dispose of anything for the sake of the new life that's growing inside of me right now.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11708
11710 11711 11712
>>11704
That did not work with my ex, why would that with with Tracy? But I tried... I tried... First, in giving her the attention she always wanted, then in giving her a beloved Football. A wonderful Football.

But then she goes and lies anyways, and worst if all, made a soccer ball. I found it in the stable

I tried Inferius, I tried
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11709
11711
>>11707
Meant for >>11696

Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11710
>>11708
Listen, she may be a bit of work at first
But the love she will give you for caring enough to help will be immence
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11711
11715 11721
1507081925535.jpg
>>11708
oh i see im sorry trump.

>>11709
tracy why you make (((SOCCOER))) ball out of football?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11712
>>11708
[ashamed pony noises]
I.. I haven't been as honest with you as I could have been, Flashy...
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11713
11714 11716 11741
>>11707
Anything? You'd do anything? Would you even go so far as to be a good person - the kind any child deserves? Would you stop stealing? Lying? Playing that Bolshevik plot passed off as a sport? Stabbing? Okay, so we wouldn't make you stop stabbing, but as the person you are, you would not be a good mother. I sense something positively evil about you. You must change your ways, Tracy, or else I don't think you could give to your goal a better life than the one left to you
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11714
>>11713
i am now with you in this thought trump.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11715
11717
>>11711
I would never disfigure one of my husband's gifts! I made it out of the skin of- oh wait..!
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11716
>>11713
Trump, calm down
We can work on this
But only if you chill

Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11717
11720
>>11715
Continue little hores.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11718
11719
fug, I'm really tired, but this shit is important
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11719
>>11718
I'll present my finally point here in a minute
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11720
11722 11723
>tfw you're mobilefagging so no qt pony reaction images
>>11717
[Guilty pony noises]
*looks the other way*
"I... I didn't tell the the whole truth last night about what went on in the stables..."
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11721
>>11711
Well, I don't think she made the soccer ball out of the football. I asked the weeaboo horse where it came from and he was reluctant to say how it was made. It looked more like horse it cowhide leather than football pig skin.

I hope she didn't destroy that football

*rembers fondly s fine officer and fine football player who gave his life fending off the Mexicab hordes*
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11722
>>11720
>delays final point
>turns to Trump
Hold up before you yell
Let her speak
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11723
>>11720
what really happen?
Infernuis
naU5f
?
No.11724
homeboard rape i repeat homeboard rape.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11725
11726 11727
I REALLY want to go to bed.
"Well.. I had a sort of run-in with a couple of the horses...."
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11726
>>11725
Then post rett of story quickly
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11727
>>11725
mhmmm
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11728
Okay
>Trump
You need to put in more effort. Help Tracy with her problems, keep her from violent outbursts. Bring her along on new activities, find something you two can do together.
Be her balancing force.

>Tracy
Be honest.
Trump can't be a balancing force if the scales have been tampered with.

I believe in you both, and I think it could work
>le fin
>teleports them back
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11729
11730

"Well, you see.. After seeing that copper-butted clydesdale riding off with my husband.. I was really beside myself. I went to the stables to get a piece of her (literally), and made a bit of a scene. One thing led to another, and things got kind of messy.
I'm REALLY tired
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11730
>>11729
Well I'm leavin, so see yall
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11732
11735 11739 11743 11748
Lets do a quick recap.
In the all 20's period Trollestia was stolen back, a barmaid was fucked, and Trump broke Torcuil's staff.
The counseling session(?) was quite involved, and I think progress was made. IDFK
Trump, allow me to suggest that you would make an excellent Blackguard.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11733
11735 11738 11742 11752
Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations. Everything from last night was real, tangible, and occurred. It also occurred in a dream, because breaking Torcuil's staff would have either killed everyone or sent them to a random place in the outer realms.
>The character(s) breaking the staff have a 50% chance of traveling to another plane of existence, but if they do not, the explosive release of the spell's energy destroys them.
So then, the players have a choice here. Was it a dream, or shall we get jiggy?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11734
11752
h>>11733
was real.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11735
11736 11740 11752
>>11732
I think we made progress?
>>11733
>sweats
I'll take one for the team
I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine

So would the consuling have still happened?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11736
11737
>>11735
Oh I don't know, a trip to the outer planes could be exciting. I've got plenty of SRD resources for that, and its an area I've already thoroughly perused. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11737
>>11736
Trip to the outer planes sound like fun.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11738
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>11733
>tfw you forgot to roll to kill Fae without anyone noticing, because you passed out
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11739
>>11732
If he did, Fae would make the most awesome surcoat.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11740
11754
>>11735
>I'll take one for the team
>I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine
You dipshit! Taking back Trollestia IS taking one for the team!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11741
11746
looking back.png
>>11713
"I.. I can try to be a good girl for you, Flashy.. if you'll help me through it.."
wwN2q
?
No.11742
11744
>>11733
>Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations.
So much for the road trip....
Tracy gets up and grinds her Concentration, accuracy and Weapons Proficiency by practicing throwing her kunai.
She also goes down to the crafting room and adds some steel cord to her bag, along with some other wire and a bit of chain. In the process, she makes another rope-dart.
While we're at it, she looks up alchemy in the library and crafts some low-power, throw-able explosives. She then crafts some potent, poisonous blade oils, and sets a few ambiguous potions and elixirs on simmer.
After keening her edges for the six-gorillionth time, she heads off to the stables, taking with her a book about child care. She makes herself comfortable in the hay and tries to get a hold of the book and relax.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11743
11745
>>11732
No Goddamn it, if Tourcil isn't fighting and Inferius isn't fighting, then the 20 goes towards re-stealing Trollestia
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11744
11745
>>11742
And... Nothing has changed
wwN2q
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No.11745
11747
>>11743
Can we still reroll those 20's?
>>11744
Just maintenance.
What changes were you anticipating?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11746
11749
>>11741
"No little pony, you do not understand. What you do, and who you are, is entirely within your out volition. It is a power that you alone possess, that no one can take from you, and that you cannot delegate onto someone else. Whether you lie, cheat, steal - that your choice and your choice alone. If everything else were taken from you, that power would still be yours. I cannot help you or harm you"
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11747
11749 11754
>>11745
*steals pony*
You're coming to Football practice
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11748
11749 11750
>>11732
??? The Hell??? What did I do?
wwN2q
?
No.11749
11751 11752
1509089958097.png
>>11746
"If I were honest about myself with you.. would you be able to forgive me, Flashy?"
>>11747
['omc, he's carrying me' hoers noises]
"Oh, okay.. Just be careful not to hurt our foal." (it's irrelevant, but can horses do rigorous work while pregnant?
She's only a week in.)

>>11748
>Gives Dixie Jew flag
>'What did I do?'

Also, GM, can we please get a hitman quest for Tracy? I really want that Assasin class.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11750
11753
>>11748
Breaking a staff of power is called a 'retributive strike'. There are only 2 staves that have this function, and Torcuil's was one of them. Congratulations! In one outcome everyone is a grease-spot, in another they're in another plane, or in a third I have provided that was all a vivid dream.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11751
>>11749
Yes, yes, ALL will be revealed this afternoon. I haven't been ignoring ANYPONY'S requests throughout the week
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11752
11755
>>11749
"If and only if you go and sin no more"

>wants to go on a hitmans quest within a couple hours of posting
*sighs*
>>11734
>>11735
>>11733
Last night ended far too early. There should have been a full exploration of what happened with the horses and the fires and so forth, and there should have been explicit limits/guidelines placed on Tracy. Like she has to play by paladin rules or she's under threat of losing the child if she has three strikes. Some sort of probation or conditions. If that isn't accomplished, it's just a waste of time and a wasted opportunity, and we're right back to where we started
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11753
>>11750
Because I was under the assumption he intended to use it against me. Then no fight happened.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11754
>>11740
But I don't wanna die

>>11747
Haha
My consuling worked


Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11755
>>11752
Don't worry, I've structured it so she CAN complete the quest WITHOUT offending Trump's sensibilities.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11756
11757
So far, I have Tracy inquiring amongst the ants and building a sekret lair, while also researching/inquiring subtly of an assassin's guild.
I have Infernius learning forging from Lenos.
I have Trump building things, and learning how to use Sugoito.
I forget what Torcuil is doing at the moment ('moment" being a rhetorical use and not time specific).
Does anyone have any developments or what-not they would like to 'have happened'?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11757
11758
>>11756
Oh yes, Torcuil is learning about Mystic Theurgy
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11758
11760 11762
>>11757
I'm in a new cave
Rmminds me o' home
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11759
The counseling/therapy bit still happened, I'm just figuring where to put it in the sequence of events (probably near the end). I'm still undecided whether to send everyone off into another plane at some point.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11760
11761
>>11758
Is that in reference to last night, or is it something I missed?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11761
>>11760
Same cave as last night
I meant my new cave
wwN2q
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No.11762
11765
>>11758
Torcuil, take the language books and write your name in Draconic to prove literacy.
It'll be worth it.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11763
11764
image.png
No really, why the Blackguard comment?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11764
11770
>>11763
Because in spite of their reputation, Blackguards are not bad. Steel Brightblade from the Dragon's Lance series is a perfect example, a warrior of unquestionable integrity, honor, dignity, loyalty, etc. who happens to fight for an evil goddess. They're basically nihilistic paladins, and they can trade pali levels for BG levels.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11765
11766
Oekaki.png
>>11762
Like so?

wwN2q
?
No.11766
11767
>>11765
Correct.
The meme wizard is literate in Draconic.
You might be able to take a prestige class from it later on, if I'm not mistaken.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11767
11768 11769
>>11766
Does speaking some french give me a surrender bonus?
wwN2q
?
No.11768
>>11767
Probably.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11769
>>11767
Also a bonus when crafting white flags
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11770
11772
image.jpeg
>>11764
Now I know you didn't just imply the great DJT is an evil God. Although if we could, I'd like to restructure the devotion to where DJT is a sort of patron saint/taken minor god, but technically speaking the God to which he does service is the goddess Columbia. I don't know how patron gods work, so I don't know.
>nihilistic
Protecting your native country from being overrun by foreign hordes is far from nihilistic
wwN2q
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No.11771
11772 11776
740676__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_broom_clothes_halloween_night_stockings_witch.png
>*is cooking potions*
What are the limitations to what Tracy can cook in the tower at this point?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11772
11775 11778
>>11770
Pardon me, I was going for a very abbreviated qualifier. A 100% paladin would be a peacekeeper and would fight for established order, whereas Trump is asserting Football unto those who have their own order but do not have Football.
>>11771
With the proper time and research, not many. You've got Lenos on hand to advise, Torcuil also, and a full shelf of top-rate books for reference.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11773
11774
BTW, anyone wanna give me an idea how they're distributing and/or re-distributing their experience?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11774
>>11773
Uhhh
Wisdom and dextarity
What else would be good for a mage?
>prepares scottish tea
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11775
image.png
>>11772
>respecting established order rather than imposing your own concept of order upon it
I am spreading democracy and ideals of Liberty.
https://youtu.be/hJyhqlkaHB0

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11776
11777 11779 11780 11789
>>11771
By the way GM, is there any way I can cast PATRIOT ACT on "Mrs. Sentry" so I know when she's up to no good?
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11777
image.jpeg
>>11776
>The last four digits are 1776
Checked
*cries single tear of high fructose corn syrup*
wwN2q
?
No.11778
11781 11784
>>11772
Well, she did grow up around potion-mongering ziggers, and she wants to practice cooking so...
*resists the urge to say "All of them*
Lets start with:
>Prenatal vitamins
>Conceal alignment
>Invisibility
>Elixer of Love
>Keen Edge Oil
>Greater Magic Weapon
>Good Hope
>Nondetection
>Rage
>Neutralize poison
>Heroism
>Haste
>Gaseous Form
>Spider climb
>Misdirection
>Magic vestment
>Remove disease
>Remove Curse
>Remove Kebab
>Displacement
>Cure Serious Wounds
>Regeneration
>Bull's Strength
>Protection from Arrow
>Undetectable alignment
... This feels pretty broken, desu...
Also, couldn't it be bullshit for her to use any of these while pregnant?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11779
11782 11801
>>11776
The only spell available that allows that is Zone of Truth
wwN2q
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No.11780
>>11776
If you took her as your mount, you could communicate empathetically.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11781
11786 11806
>>11778
>remove kebab
Kek, can you be more specific? Other than that, sure, but that will take up pretty much all your time. Also, did you want to setup your lair with any of these abilities (workshop)?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11782
11783 11786
>>11779
what are the limitations on switching between mounts?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11783
>>11782
Typically that would happen when the previous mount died, but I see no mention in any reference material. I would say its not like Fae is just gonna bounce, but I don't see much to restrict this. I would impose GM-specific consequences for this, but there is no prohibition
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11784
11785
>>11778
>conceal alignment
>undetectable alignment
Why does no one understand why I do not trust her?
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11785
11787
>>11784
You're confusing player knowledge with character knowledge again
wwN2q
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No.11786
11788
1509050344508.png
>>11781
>Also, did you want to setup your lair with any of these abilities (workshop)?
Yes. The existing caves to the >rape-dungeon were to be as developed and furnished as the ants could make it; Tracy could move any necessary utilities there herself, if the ants couldn't. Any cavern that was not for utilities or living would be a sealed chamber, equip with shackles of various size. It would also include storage space and a training area big enough to go wild.
Also, make a requisition for Dimeterium Ingots.
>>11782
Make fabulous surcoat out of previous mount.
5qV8H
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No.11787
11790 11791 11794
image.jpeg
>>11785
The red flags are so numerous they are plentiful at both levels

I feel like the guy in that Twilight Zone episode, "Terror at 20000 Feet." Like I'm the only person who sees a grave danger, and every time I try to point it out I am treated like I am insane
\r
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11788
>>11786
If you mean the Copper Mare, I believe you've already done that, and if you mean Fae, she's still here

*surviels pony*
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11789
>>11776
A
M
E
R
I
C
A
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11790
11792
>>11787
>I am greeted like I am insane
*teleports behind you*
>*pats back in relative support*
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11791
11793
>>11787
Cause you are insane
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11792
11796
>>11790
No "hello Flashy?"
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11793
>>11791
Just because I'm a paranoiac doesn't mean the threats I imagine don't also exist
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11794
11795
>>11787
What exactly do you expect/hope to happen? This game was intentionally designed to force disparately aligned characters to coexist and learn to help eachother in spite of their differences. Yes, Trump has his reasonable misgivings, but there's plenty of jews and others that are far more significant of a threat.
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11795
11797
>>11794
The Jews are not in the position to be the mother of my child
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11796
11798 11811
Spoilered
>>11792
It wasn't exactly meant to be in-game. She was there in the tower with you the whole time, but if you insist:
*teleports next to you* (where is your character? Are you still in bed?)
*straddles your waist affectionately*
"Good ~morning, Flashy! I had the most peculiar dream last night."
>tfw no qt3.14 pony waifu to greet me in the morning every day...
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11797
>>11795
Rooooooo! What part of her is Jewish?! I don't ship Jewish characters!
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11798
11799 11800
>>11796
Gah!

why the spoiler on the image?

Also, GM, the counseling needs to have happened in live action or else it is meaningless. You don't gain trust for a real person because a dream person reassured you. You need the real person to reassure you
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11799
>>11798
I know, I was just chiding you for having indicated you were breaking Torcuil's staff, which is bad
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11800
11804
Spoilered
>>11798
>why the spoiler on the image?
So you'll have to view it full size.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11801
11802 11803
>>11779
Disarming an attacker by breaking their weapon is a reasonable, legal, and morally justified use of non-lethal force for self-defense. If you do not want your staff broken, then do not conspire to attack someone with a powerful non-lethal weapon
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11802
11804 11815
>>11801
Yeah, but breaking that thing would've either killed everyone or sent them to another dimension.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11803
11804 11815
>>11801
You're absolutely right. It just so happens that breaking this staff either kills everyone or puts them in an alternate plane of existence
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11804
11805
>>11803
>>11802
Eh, at least I know now how to access the nuclear/MAD option should it become necessary
>>11800
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11805
11807
>>11804
No you DON'T, unless its happening.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11806
11815
Tracy's day.png
>>11781
>but that will take up pretty much all your time.
In what ways can she dovetail her time to maximize productivity? The potions aren't that important, desu.I was also hoping to explore how the Arcana Knowledge skill works, and train her concentration and psionic abilities as well as explore her extraplanar powers (etherealness, astral projection, etc.), in a way that she could manifest them without spontaneous bullshit.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11807
11808 11812
>>11805
But you just said breaking the staff would kill everyone or teleport them to strange dimensions
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11808
11809
>>11807
Yeah, but it didn't actually happen, so the most your character possibly could've seen/known was a flash of bright light before the dream ended.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11809
>>11808
Eh, either way, breaking Tourcil's staff is the most obvious first act in a civil war in the group
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11810
11813
What are the methods to increasing a monster's hit dice?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11811
11817
>>11796
If this is happening in game, I am absolutely doing the following
*holds pony*
*casts ZONE OF TRUTH*
"Tracy Cage, are you willing to stop lying - to me at least - to stop stealing, to stop attacking and harassing my associates like Fae, and to stop following that godawful Judeo-Bolshevik plot to subvert nationalism known as "Soccer," for me, or if you don't respect me that much, for the sake of our foal, for YOUR foal, so he or she can can have a better upbringing and life than the one left to you?"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11812
>>11807
Yes, but thats not something that you 'know' and can act upon, but it is something that would/will occur if it happened. I'm really trying to keep everyone from ending up a grease-spot. Work with me a little.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11813
11817
>>11810
Are we talking Tracy or someone else? Xp
Seriously though, give me an example
Anonymous
Irl0X
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No.11814
11815
alarm freidenker.png
i get a feeling that this board and furthermore this general is slowly but surely becoming /mlpol/s gay bathhouse
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11815
11816 11820
>>11802
>>11803
This^
>>11806
What a greentext

>Consuling happens

>>11814
And whats that supposed to mean?

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11816
11818
>>11815
>what did he mean by this
He's trying to distance himself from the fact that he's been continually reading the whole time
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11817
11818 11819 11826 11830
no spoilers; take it slow.png
>>11811
>1st part
>Chaotic Mind + Slippery mind
"...Nnngh..! I-I-I d-don't know..! (delirious, but genuine)"
>second part
".. I would absolutely do anything for the the sake of our foal.. and for the sake of our marriage!"
>>11813
>Are we talking Tracy or someone else?
Well, Tracy, hypothetically...
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11818
11819
>>11816
Fair point
>>11817
>everyone is teleported into Torc's cave
>start consuling scene
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11819
>>11817
K, you would just gain class levels with their respective hit dice. I'd need your 'final' statement on which levels where
>>11818
He does make a good point in that I forgot to blanket the OP with NO HOMO like I had planned
Anonymous
Irl0X
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No.11820
11821 11822 11823
follow-me-to-the-gay-bath-house.jpg
>>11815

well, what do you think?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11821
11822
>>11820
>gay bathhouse
>female character
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11822
>>11821
Kek
>>11820
You mean your house?
Nah, I'm good

Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11823
ham.jpg
>>11820
I think you grossly misinterpret what is going on here in an obviously Freudian manner.
This thread, to those who participate in and those who follow, is an ongoing creative series. Its a cartoon show in a manner of speaking, and who fucking knows what will happen next. I'm trying to write the thing for the most part, and almost all of my ideas have gone off in unintended/unplanned directions. What we are now seeing is a consequence of role-playing games in general; even the most experienced player cannot help but make choices based on their limited experience and bias, and can/will often be triggered by events or themes which are consistent with their experience.
Tl;dr
>complaining about drama in an RP thread

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11824
11825
fact-fact-36-ghost-rider-wields-a-mystical-chain-that-8962616.png
475ea0756d0c5f565415fc8ee09f6d12.jpg
8524dfe5dd28afc827a6dba914530c49--ghost-rider-movie-ghost-movies.jpg
source.gif
5174418-gr ability hell fire chain (4).gif
Did Lenos finish Tracy's weapon? Or will that take all three weeks?
>is perfectly willing to wait much longer; has rope-dart and Pyro's flame-whip already
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11825
P.S. how many animes or other series' don't involve a bath-house or spa at some point? Low energy germanon.
>>11824
I was figuring that that is the project that Lenos would teach Infernius based off of.
Spoiler alert, after the time-skip (which I am going to have to stop browsing and start writing soon >_<) everything will be scripted to have happened, in a manner that is (reasonably) plausible and minimally consequential.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11826
11827 11832
>>11817
"Tracy, you can have everything you - everything, all of it - want if only you meet the most basic of conditions. I'll even make it easy for you by making these as limited as possible

First, you will not lie, intentionally deceive, or defraud me, or my associates in the USFL, or the Port Barry government. I'm including the guards at the gates in that.

Second, you will not steal from me, from the USFL, or from any person in Port Barry or under my jurisdiction. If you feel you are entitled to a commission for work done, if you need or want money, or if you must commandeer some item for some immediate purpose, just say so. We will be reasonable.

Thirdly, you will leave poor FAE alone. You will not harass or harm her. She's my mount, and she is true. She is not my waifu nor am I interested in any sexual or romantic way any non-ponies. Likewise, you will not harm or harass any of my associates in the USFL or the Port Barry government

Fourthly, you will NOT play soccer, make soccer balls, speak of soccer, or have anything to do with Soccer. Nothing at all except destroying that blasphemy.

And finally, you will not commit any crimes against those in my jurisdiction. You may not commit arson, murder, or fraud against anyone in town.

All I want to hear from you is "yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes." Five "yes"'s. One for each agreed to condition. Now, agree to each condition here in the zone of truth, and be faithful to it, or forfeit the future you always wanted."
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11827
11828 11829 11832
>>11826
The lying and stealing just legit IRL triggers me, to be honest. I want it banned from the game
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11828
11830
fluttershy_thinking_by_trotpilgrim-d4pabe9.png
>>11827
So, what I'm seeing is that Trump would want to establish a treaty between himself and the party; A binding accord whereby characters would not infringe one one another in mutual self-interest.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11829
>>11827
>triggers me
>want it banned
>padalin of trump
Ironic,
He could save others from the triggering
But
Not
Himself
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11830
11831
>>11828
>tfw all problems can be solved through contract law
Yay Art of the Deal! Yeah pretty much, although it only concerns the fate of the child. I'd like the rest of the party to join in Trump's claim to the child should Tracy fail to meet the conditions and break them repeatedly and severely. Of course if they are unwilling to support the contract, I guess I'll be satisfied going right back to where we were with a possible civil war.

>>11817
"Please understand Tracy that this is a legal settlement between you and I. If you agree to these terms and obey them, I will not contest your claim to custody of the child, besides if course doing my part to support him. But if you do not agree to these conditions or agree and do not abide by them, not only can I not be your husband, I will seek to have you declared unfit to be a mother, and will take full custody of the child. My child will have a loving mother or step mother of morally good character, and I will see to it.

You don't have to agree, and you don't have to change who you are. I am simply giving you the choice of changing who you are and not contesting your claim to the child, or stay who you are and I will contest your claim"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11831
>>11830
Recognize that this contract does not extend outside party interactions; Tracy is free to infringe upon whomever she feels entitled to, and Trump will suck it up.
Tracy's Flowchart-Using Nerd
wwN2q
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No.11832
11833 11835 11836
1490008__safe_artist-colon-pananovich_oc_oc-colon-syriana_aks-dash-74u_assault rifle_bipedal_consider the following_earth pony_female_gun_nation ponies.png
>>11826
>>11827
>gets back from shopping at ministore
>sees this
>does math, like the massive faggot he is
Theoretically, I could probably out-roll this pretty easily if I wanted to (because I'm playing a level 15 criminally insane psychic rogue), and you're character wouldn't know the difference, but I don't want to.
That aside, the real issue though is that you're using this spell the wrong way: it's made to prevent blatant lies, not to create binding contracts. Tracy could be completely willing to agree to something one moment (she's willing to do almost ANYTHING while she's in your presence, when she's in this state), but change her mind later if she changed, and she'd have sociopath-tier opacity about it afterwards because of the Chaotic Mind and Slippery Mind (deadly Yandere combo). Furthermore, Zone Of Truth doesn't account for simple ignorance, lack of understanding, repressed personality traits, or simply not knowing the question. If she were to answer this question, she'd absolutely say "yes" to anything you asked, but it'd be bullshit, from a game-meta and dramatic perspective, for her to completely change instantly and follow through with the binding. A contract of this magnitude that could completely control a character to this degree would cost another spell, a powerful on, several even. If I were to have her say "yes" to everything, it'd be genuine in the moment, but that wouldn't change the fact that she's fucking insane.
>>11827
That aside...
I, the nerd, can do away with the lying-to-your-face, horseshit, because that's simply out of character, and I don't like doing it. As for all that other stuff... well, no promises. I'm playing her as a Yandere, an edgy yandere. She's going to do fucked-up shit while you're not looking if she thinks it gets in the way of her relationship, because that's what yanderes do (and I still want to do it). I she does something fucked-up, she, rationally, would try to cover it up because "he'll hate me if he finds out" or "I don't want him to see this side of me"; so, we have an issue here: you, as a player, would easily see everything she's done, while your character is oblivious; but that won't stop you from investigating and interrogating her. In every decision she makes, she tilt toward the one that seems most likely sustains her relationship: her sincerity depends on how much she trusts you to accept her for who she is and what she's done. She'd accept pretty much any punishment if she believed you'd forgive her, but she'd try to hide herself from you if she believed you'd irredeemably hate her for it. So, the question is, how secure in her relationship can you make her feel? She can't change all at once, but you can change her step-by-step, if you're willing to let her get closer; maybe you can even make her waifu material. If that's what you want, I could give you some pointers.
I will type-out a few actual responses in a bit after I'm done with this work, even regardless of whether or not the situation changes; I could write a new one later if I see fit.
In the meantime, let that sink-in and consider what the implications are for The Game.
Tracy's Flowchart-Using Nerd
wwN2q
?
No.11833
11834
>>11832
If she thinks SOMETHING IS getting in the way of her relationship

fuck proof-reading habits!
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11834
>>11833
I don't [rppf-read either /)
5qV8H
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No.11835
11838
>>11832
Of course Zone of Truth can't prevent future infringement. That's why I must and will be using zone of truth and detect lies in Tracy every single play session from here on out, besides watching her every move, and ask all of the relevant questions. I know properly ensuring someone meets with the conditions of their probation is difficult. I do not care. This is important enough to waste time on, to piss off other players with, and to burn half if my spell slots every single play session on
\r
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11836
11837 11838
>>11832
And I'm a level 15 Immigration officer. Don't fuck with me
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11837
>>11836
I'm a lvl 15 meme virgin
wwN2q
?
No.11838
11851
>>11835
>That's why I must and will be using zone of truth and detect lies in Tracy every single play session from here on out
So, you intend to squeeze daily confessions out of her and punish her accordingly? Hmmm.. I could make that work.
>besides watching her every move, and ask all of the relevant questions
Please don't bullshit me with long-ass contracts/interrogations again. She'll tell you anything, so long as she believes you can forgive her. Just ask for a confession, 'punish' her accordingly, and give me a chance to make it romantic/cute.
>>11836
You're not psychic though.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11839
11840 11849
We have a l15 Paladin
We have a l15 Meme-Wizard/Theurge
We have a l15 Psychopath
and We have a l15 Bull.
Paladin ranks accordingly, Meme-wizard can nao reference divine spells, and psychopath figured out how to animate chains w/ her mind.
Infernius gained ranks in forging, Tracy in potions and magical crafts, Trump in Diplomacy and Perform, and Torcuil in alchemical transmutation.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11840
11842
>>11839
How many spells can a Blackguard use per day? I still haven't figured it out...
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11841
"Now the concept of Theurgy recognizes that divine spells are brought from and flow from a divine source, a without. It also appreciates that arcane spells are derived and flow from within. Theurgy takes the assertive nature of wizardry and places it in the realm of the observer. YOU become the one to whom you beg for spells, and YOU are the one to grant them," begins one of Lenos' lectures to Torcuil.
"Less Yak-yak, more whack-whack!" he immediately chides Infernius for the umpteenth time.
Meanwhile Tracy, in her newly ground and recently caved-in (to prevent outsiders) lair, makes a great deal of development in telekinesis, specifically the animation of those oh so sexy golded-spike chains.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11842
11844
>>11840
moar than palis of equal level desu
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11843
11875
Also, Trump fully engages in business and community contracts/projects. He has thoroughly won the hearts and minds of port Barry, and word of his magnificence has begun to draw folk from surrounding communities.
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.11844
11845
>>11842
Isn't Tracy level 2 in Blackguard? Paladin's cast at lvl 4. How many spells?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11845
11846
>>11844
I'll answer that when you state what levels Tracy has. e_@
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11846
11847
>>11845
>when you state what levels Tracy has.
I don't actually know how to do this...
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11847
11848
>>11846
Think of it as a percentile. What percent of Tracy's total experience do you want put where?
The only limit is on wilder, which is 30% max.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11848
11852
>>11847
Do prestige classes need experience?


Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11849
11850 11852
>>11839
Whats a Theurge?
>alchemical transmutation
Lead into gold kinda thing?
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11850
>>11849
>nvm read lenos
5qV8H
?
No.11851
11854 11855
image.png
>>11838
>edgy Yandere
And I am playing as/literally am an equally psychotic paranoiac with experience detecting fraud in asylum applicants
>accept her for who she is
I'll repost the Paladin's code since I think it is helpful: "While she may adventure with good or neutral allies, a paladin avoids working with evil characters or with anyone who consistently offends her moral code. Under exceptional circumstances, a paladin can ally with evil associates, but only to defeat what she believes to be a greater evil."

But really beyond that the bigger issue is that a neutral evil outsider cannot raise his child, and there is no negotiating, bullying, bartering, or begging him out of that. It's like seeing your country become communist. Death is preferable, and it is better to watch the whole world burn.

You should have chosen a different target

>he's not psychic
Yes he is. He can cast "detect lies" which uses the aura of the character. No, he cannot know the truth, only that he is being deceived. But really, just like in asylum law, that's all he needs to know. He doesn't need to know the truth, only that it's being hidden from him.

>punish her accordingly
How? He has very few things she wants and he has very few ways of harming her. If she breaks the contract repeatedly, or egregiously, or he just doesn't believe she has any intent of complying, then he will take the child and try to leave her, and the consequences will be as they are
\r
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11852
11853 11856
>>11848
Just like any other
>>11849
Eventually
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11853
>>11852
>Just like any other
I didn't know this...
Fug...
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11854
11855
Spoilered
>>11851
>How?
Smite her.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11855
11857
>>11854
This
>>11851
I think you misunderstand how difficult she will be to discipline
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11856
11858
>>11852
Is it possible to save experience for later? I want to save most of it for assassin...
Anonymous
5qV8H
?
No.11857
11858 11859
image.png
>>11855
Of course she's almost impossible to discipline. That's why the contract can't be anything more than a peace treaty, which, if broken, starts a civil war
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11858
>>11856
You can do that
>>11857
Thats part of her charm. Choose your path; that of least resistance is to your left, that of most resistance is to your right.
I recommend the middle.
Anonymous
wwN2q
?
No.11859
11860
Spoilered
>>11857
Did I fucking stutter?
Physically smite the evil right out of her; do so on a regular basis.
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11860
11861 11868
>>11859
Oh god, now I'm thinking bdsm. Kill me
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.11861
11862
>>11860
Oh, NOW he's objecting
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11862
11863
>>11861
What was I supposed to object to?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11863
11864
>>11862
Ur the 1 who said 'kill me'
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11864
11865
>>11863
Torcuil hurt himself in confusion
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11865
11866 11867
>>11864
>"confusion"
So Trump desires an accord with Tracy to do with - but not limited to - him cumming inside (It happened, I saw the shit).
Any other additions or corrections?
Tracy struggles to define her existence, in relation to professional/personal skills and abilities. Its almost that Tracy is an amorphous identity which her faggot didn't fully appreciate when he took her on.
Sorry, that waas 'rude', Tracy is awesome and I want her to grow and develop as a character and I mostly won't troll
Anonymous
kI5/s
?
No.11866
>>11865
As your conseler,
>shugs
Whatever
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11867
>>11865
If you mean pertaining to the consequences of a previous effort, then sure, I guess
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.11868
11869
Spoilered
>>11860
>That's why the contract can't be anything more than a peace treaty, which, if broken, starts a civil war
Ponies do not understand contracts/treaties and all that hoo-man bullshit. You're over-complicating this.
You are a Paladin: you can do this with your eyes shut. Smite the evil right out of her, break her like you would a horse, and make her yours in the way that only you can. If she comes home the next day with blood on her hooves again, physically remove the evil from her being with your paladin powers and set her back on the right course. If she stays on course,
reward her with affection.

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11869
11870 11871 11872
>>11868
>fuck the evil out of her
Have you ever tried to do that to a human woman? It doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. In fact, it makes things worse, because it messes with their emotions, Abe it gives them a reason to think they own you. So no.

>break her like a horse
Now this is more plausible. I'll think about it.
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.11870
11871 11876
>>11869
>Have you ever tried to do that to a human woman?
She's not a human woman. She's a magical pony; and this is a fantasy setting.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11871
>>11869
>>11870
Can't argue with either point TBH
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.11872
11873
>>11869
>In fact, it makes things worse, because it messes with their emotions
Point taken; sticking your dick in crazy breeds crazy. However, you've already bred her.
>it gives them a reason to think they own you
Well, you are married, so...
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11873
>>11872
Not officially, no
yet, muhuhahahaha
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11875
image.jpeg
>>11843
Huzzah! How many Charisma point do I receive! I don't know if I have made it perfectly clear, but I've had Trumpaladin constantly grinding contract negotiation since the first treasure was recovered. He's doing most of the contracts (procurement, construction) for all of the new buildings. I think this should build his charisma, probably specifically in Diplomacy
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11876
11878 11879
>>11870
If you did not want to react to Tracy with the contempt, disgust, disdain, mistrust, and general revulsion with which I do to my ex-girlfriend at her worst, then you should not have taken an adorably blue pony of stabbiness and unoriginality and turned her into a real human woman
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11877
11884
So to finalize the recent changes and developments, no Trump did not break Torcuil's staff, because I rolled a 5/20 and everyone died otherwise.
Some might consider that the preferable outcome Xp
What did happen is that in the aftermath of the 2nd Soros fight, the city of Port Barry sprung back amazingly, both from Trump's iconic leadership and from 'local contracts' which readily sustain growth and development. I can't seem to find Trump's specific plans for development, but recall them being shrewd as well as prudent, and those buildings and structures are serviceably finished.
Tracy, after discovering through a prolonged conversation with the ants through spoken word and written response, that all the ants really want and need is dead things, which Tracy is most apt at producing. It doesn't really matter the level of decay either, they can/will eat it in exchange for goods and services they can render (mostly limited to digging and fixing things). She has already given a great deal so they are more than willing to assist in the crafting of a sekret lair which (though not getting why) they agree to bury her inside of.
Trump makes great gains in Diplomacy some in Concentration and Bluff, and smaller in other skills that are loosely related.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11878
>>11876
That it happened that way only suggests that you are in some way 'haunted' by said human woman
Plz no blank-flank

Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.11879
>>11876
>tfw you accidentally tried too hard
O-oh.. Okay... I'll fix it...