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Chaos Ascending: Order Descended
Anonymous
D4XVt
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No.111710
111712 111715 111724 111775
Welcome to thread two of AnCap's Epic Pony Adventure.

As we left off last time, the party of ponies and a cow had been teleported away by Discord. They are waking up in the back of a wagon, as a creamy colored pony with a multihued brown mane gazes at them over the wagon's edge.
844 replies and 93 files omitted.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113505
113519
>>113503
>merchants making things
"What do you know of he Dragon lands? Is it a plane exclusive to dragons, or is it an area in possession of dragons?"

Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113507
113519
>>113498
Topaz nods.
"They're the nicest ponies around. They carry my stuff, do my braids when Diamond is busy and do whatever I say."
She smiles.
"They can do your mane if you'd like. You did bring them back here, after all."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113519
113521
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>>113505
Mercanes make demiplane Bazaars all of the time. Demiplanes are a natural habitat for the plane-jews. That's why a Mercane encounter in the ELH includes the Mercane being escorted by a 23rd level Union Sentinel.

"It's not a plane." Sister Ash says. "It's continent."
"The Dragon Lands, as ponies call it, is a hotspot (pun intended) for many of the dragons and draconic who frequent nearby continents. The landscape matches the attitude of the creatures; arcane energies from the powerful sorcerous beasts who live there being infused into the soil itself. It's littered in volcanoes, canyons, and vast lakes of lava. It's prone to volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tornadoes, volatile arcane weather and acidic downpours. It's the home of mountain-sized behemoths with herculean strength and magical powers, and the land itself trembles with generations of strife. The dragons there are just as covetous and destructive as you'd expect; all battleling for supremacy with talor and fire and the battering of wings, be it with eachother or with the gargantuan monsters who call the land their home." she says, a bit dreamily
"It's also just north of my people's homeland, separated by the peaks of Peril. I would love to visit there again, it's been so long since I've seen my old country..."
>>113507
Sister Ash cocks an eyebrow at that
"Mane care.. Is something i have a bit of trouble with at times.." she says, fishing yet another sprig of mistletoe out of her golden hair
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113521
113524
>>113519
Topaz simply chuckles.
"With the giant amount of mane you have, it's a given."
She turns curious.
"What about you? You said you were part of a circle? What's that all about?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113524
113525
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>>113521
"Well, I guess 'circle' might be a bit of a strong word.." Sister admits
"The creatures of my religion are more attuned to solitary and quiet lifestyles, preferring to remain alone in our chosen territories; however, those us with like minds occasionally meet with one another on certain occasions, perhaps assemble crusades of divide up directional territory. We sometimes call our short-lived clergy 'circles', although it's nothing very official." the Sister continues
"It was upon suggestion of a few members of my faith that I return to this world after so many decades of shepherding the Blessed Fields. In the Blessed fields, both the living and the dead are allowed to live in harmony, but I am neither dead nor dying, the plane did not entrap or beckon me to fulfill its petition. It felt to me as though my service to the light in Thalasia was not necessary, even in all my devotion, so I concluded my tenure in paradise was overdue...
The mortal world is my home. I was born here, and I used my horn to protect this land and its beauty for many, many years in the past.. It's only natural that I should should die here as well in my service to nature, even if my soul is promised the Elysium." she says, with a sigh
"And so, when a brother of my sect came to the circle with the premonition that this world would face turmoil in this century, I knew it was time to leave paradise and make the pilgrimage back to this world, for good this time." she finishes, with a rather nostalgic look
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113525
>>113524
Topaz nods, a bit uncomfortable but ultimately understanding she's happy to be here in a broad sense.
"Ah, I see. So you had a vague idea that the dragon looking thing would arrive here. Interesting."
She smiles nonetheless.
"I sure hope my thousands of ponies don't disturb your quiet lifestyle."
He chuckles sheepishly while both Phospy and Diamond try to close the gap between them and her to give her some reassuring affection.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113526
113527 113531
Oh wait, i forgot I've got levitate as an SLA in this form
>tfw still no fly speed
*uses Levitate on the party*
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113527
113528
>>113526
Were we falling to our deaths or something to warrant the spell?
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113528
113529
>>113527
Nothing is happening. The party will appear on a solid surface in the dragonlands where the crystal is, if there is one.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113529
113532
>>113528
I know nothing is happening, but I think the Levitate is a bit unecessary.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113531
113532
>>113526
Cowe resists. "Thank you, but I can fly."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113532
113533 113534
>>113529
It was more of a joke made about supposedly spinning around in a void for the 10 minutes during which the party teleports.
It's an at-will ability anyway. I was just remembering i had it.
>>113531
"Wouldn't you want to save that for when you need it?"
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113533
113536
>>113532
Ohok
Sorry 'bout that XP
I honestly wanted her to keep spinning.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113534
113538
>>113532
"At will," she says, tapping the winged mask
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113535
Yertle, meanwhile, is levitating cross-legged and meditating silently, as he usually does.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113536
113537
>>113533
*dispels*
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113537
>>113536
Topaz giggles like a filly as she spins.
"Wee~"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113538
113539
>>113534
"How convenient." Sister replies, unironically
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113539
113540 113541
>>113538
Cowe simply smiles in response.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113540
113541 113545
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>>113539
Sister smiles back.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113541
113545
>>113539
>>113540
Topaz simply looks at them both with a smile as well.
Phospy, now regained its ability to move, huddles closer to Topaz a bit anxious.
Diamond simply stops in place, looking at nothing in particular.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113542
113543
Huh, Titan has Persistent Image too.
*creates illusionary coy fish swimming around in circles as figments of elevator music play in the background*
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113543
113544
>>113542
Phospy follows the coy fish, biting at them in an attempt to feed himself further or a desire to hunt.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113544
113546
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>>113543
pic related
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113545
113546
>>113541
>>113540
I should probably post this here.
This isn't a criticism or a complaint, but an explanation of where I (and Cowe) are coming from. At the moment she's minimally responsive because they're flying through a storm en route to no doubt do a fierce battle. She had expected that this sort of discussion would/should have occurred in the tavern. Additionally, I could have her say something like "If you think this is convenient, you should see my Phoenix Cloak", but that's not something she would reveal to anyone except in combat, otherwise stored in her ring of arming.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113546
113547
>>113544
Phospy ain't afraid!
He keeps on munching on those invisible fishies!

Meanwhile Topaz giggles at his antics.
>>113545
Good to know.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113547
113548
>>113546
Every time he thinks he has a fish, it splits into two fish.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113548
113549
>>113547
Oh shit!

Phospy gets increasingly more anxious as the fishes grow in numbers.
>"I'll get all of you before you get me!"


Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113549
113550
>>113548
The fish form into a school that looks like ginormous giga-fish.

Illusions are fun.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113550
113551
>>113549
Phospy is starting a panic a bit!
>"I'll never surrender to food! Come get some!"
He charges at the ginormous giga-fish, swiping at it.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113551
113552
>>113550
Ggafish cackles evilly.
Roll a will to disbelieve (DC 24)
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113552
113553
>>113551
Alright. Here comes the disbelieve roll!
[1d20+22 = 29]
<Will Save
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113553
113554
>>113552
The dragon, upon charging through the school of fictional fish, realizes they aren't real.

He can hear a certain dragonborn snickering in the background.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113554
113555
>>113553
Phospy, upon realizing he's been making a fool out of himself, becomes extremely flustered, hiding his face with his wings as he walks over to Topaz's side, who's also chuckling at his antics.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113555
113558
>>113554
The nun chuckles lightly and reclines in mid air, more fictional goldfish swimming around her.

Master Yertle is still meditating, but you looked closely you might notice a slight smirk at the corner of his mouth.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113558
113559
>>113555
Phospy is staring daggers at the nun who dared humiliate him, but is immediately chided by Topaz, who in turn, looks at his master with puppy ears, rewarding him with some pats on the head from the still spinning mare.
This obviously makes the room a little more steamy.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113559
>>113558
*puppy eyes
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113565
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Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113578
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Anonymous
t2DcA
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No.113603
113605
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Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113605
113607
>>113603
I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113607
113608
>>113605
Now you're begging it to happen.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113608
113609
>>113607
Shush it! No barbarian, no chance!
Czechmate!

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113609
113610
>>113608
>NPC frenzied berserker
>zap it to -100 hp
>bow its head open
>still fighting cuz deathless frenzy
>it throws its brain at you and continues to attack afterwards
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113610
113611
>>113609
Y-you don't give GM ideas, either! That's cheating!
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113611
113623
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>>113610
I love Frenzied Berserkers. For an ubercharger build, it's gotta be one of the best barbarian PRC there is, outside the Tome of Battle that is. I'd say the possibility of being a berserker is what make barbrian tier 4 instead of tier 5 like >Fighter.
The downside is the slight pssibility of wiping out your own party in the case that yo run out of enemis, but greese, marbles, or invisibility sphere can fx that.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113613
113623
2 Barbarian + 2 Fighter + 10 Frenzied Berserker + 2 Ronin has gotta be the best kind of brute force build that doesn't abuse mechanical loopholes.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113617
113623 113638
I always preferred uberchargers to hurlers. Logarithmic scaling damage to thrown objects with hurlers is cool and all, but it really doesn't compare to being able to run up to something and lop it to pieces, HP be dammed.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113623
>>113617
>>113613
>>113611
Silence! Stop your ideas! You won't splatter my nice innocent mind controller with anything's brain matter!
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113626
113629
... seriously?
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113629
113630
>>113626
Wait, what happened?
Are you alright?
Anonymous
tAPWb
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No.113630
113631
>>113629
Think he might be a tad annoyed about the continued meta posting.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113631
113636
>>113630
Ahok.
I figured the problem was meta posting of the actual characters in the campaign, not meta posting in general.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113636
113639
>>113631
IMO, meta-posting about the campaign is bad. Meta-posting NOT about the campaign is worse. But that's just my opinion
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113638
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>>113617
I had the idea for a Blood-horse human hybrid centaur, bred and raised by evil mages in a tortuous monster spawning camp since the PC was little. I like chaotic characters if they have tragic backstories: it's the exact kind of cliche edge that just does it for me if it's the fluff for a truly insane character.
It'd be beautiful. Take a human and a blood-horse tauric creature. Make it a Proto-creature and a Blooded One, it'd basically be an escaped experiment. That'd be 4 racial hit dice (monstrous humanoid) and +2 level adjustment; so it'd have to start at lvl 6, and wouldn't even have any class levels then. That's really, really pricey, and being a normal human, dwarf, orc or goliath would probably be better, but the idea of playing a magebred, dungeonbred Blood-horse centaur, sounds so freaking badass and sexy.
Give her Shocktrooper and leap attack; plus the Turn On A Charge Skill Trick. Then give it Centaur Trample and Spirited Charge. Equip it with a Lance of Endless Charge and you've got a psychopathic warrior that can straight up drill through armies of monsters.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113639
>>113636
Oh.
I'll stop now.
I'm just bored today. Campus is out, and i couldn't go to work either..
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113642
>>113641
You could always make a new thread
Anonymous
snCiZ
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No.113660
>>113658
Dude. You can fuck off with your salt
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113661
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Ah, that's much better.
Anonymous
snCiZ
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No.113663
>>113662
Some one who has deliberately left you alone and not bothered you, and would appreciate it very much if you didn't make snarky insults unprovoked
Anonymous
snCiZ
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No.113665
>>113664
Have any of your posts here been deleted?
Anonymous
snCiZ
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No.113667
113673
>>113666
Then please, for the love of God, stop bitching about post deletions. You've done it two or three times in these two threads, and it's just bringing up drama that has no place in these threads. Let sleeping dogs lie, as they should
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113668
NIGG

Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113673
113676
>>113667
Can't we let it go? I'd like to have not wasted all the time I've invested in this.
Anonymous
snCiZ
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No.113676
113685 113697
>>113673
That was my question to him
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113685
>>113676
It doesn't matter now. I got what I needed.
I'll delete my posts now.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113697
>>113676
I'm just saying. I felt I had to shitpost at him, and it almost destroyed the game we're trying to build. I'm asking, please, let it go. He may say stuff, but who is listening? And who is taking sides?
Tl:dr Nigger, please (note, not Nigger please!)


Anonymous
z5KWA
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No.113727
113729 113730 114090
So I have decided to quit this campaign. The reasons for this are: I can't into epic level and I don't like how the game treats illusionist on high this high level.

Epic level is way to complicated for a newbie like me. I would probablly not even rememeber all the spell I'd have. There will simply be too many components to keep track on to act actually act accordingly to any situation.

There is also the fact that I find it more intresting to have a few very limited abilities that I have to really use the rules in my advantage rather than having all the abilities and the hard part is to rememeber the one ability that is useful for this situation. For example I throw minor illusion on a couple of flat small rocks to make them look like coins or something valueable and then bribe the gatekeeper to a city. This is something I think is more fun than just realizing that I have greater teleportation and can just appear on the inside of a the walls.

The character concept I had in mind doesn't work on epic level either it seems. I wanted an illusionist that could not damage creatures directly. Like I wouldn't have any evocation spells or such damaging spells but I would use illusionary wall to have my enemies fall down through pits and the other such tricks.

Now however, it seems that the highest level illusion spells like simulacrum and etc. are spells that do damage and such instead of just manipulating the senses of others. It doesn't help that lower levels of spells are completely disregarded for monster you face on epic level since they have truesight. Which means the entire lower- to middle-levels of the school of illusion is made irrelevant.

So you can do whatever you want with my pc make it an npc who follows the party around, have her die in funny or serious manner, or just forget that she was even with you at all. You have my consent to do whatever with her.

I like to thank you anons who have helped me and that you have been very welcomming towards me. And to the GM I also want to say that your campaign seems really fun and your description are great. You got Discord's personality done to a tea? T? t. The reasons for me leaving is these mechinical aspects I have probelms with rather than the narrative, the pcs, or anything else related to that.
Anonymous
GcnDm
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No.113729
IMG_20190831_210458_1.jpg
>>113727
I thought it was time related issues
In any case, it's understandable. Have good time, Sven.
Here's cat pic
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113730
113893
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>>113727
Illusion schools aren't all that bad. It's an entire school of magic, and Illusionists/Beguilers get access to almost all of them; often so potent that enemies at epic level only have some immensities (mostly just the deific ones) because they'd be too easy to defeat otherwise.
There are a lot of illusion spells at every level that are effective and useful in pretty much every adventure. Rainbow patterns, Silent Image, Persistent Image, Ice Assassin, Mirage Arcana, Superior Invisibility, Seeming, scintillating pattern, Mirror Image, Project Image, Shadow Walk, Silence, Seeming, Ghost Sound, Major Image, Nightmare Terrain, Weird, Greater Mirror Image, Phantom Battle, Shadow Well, Sensory Deprivation, Hallucinatory Terrain, Shades... etc. Some may not work on some deific abominations who have explicit immensities, but a lot of illusion spells are potent dragon-killers.
For a spellcaster, being able to confuse, delay, slow, hide from or incapacitate an enemy is often more useful than just blasting them with evocations (fireball is overrated), because an enemy at 1 HP is just as dangerous as an enemy at 1000 HP. Being able to hold an enemy still for even one round is often more valuable than just damaging them. It's certainly better than being a tier 5 Fighter, who would instantly be made irrelevant by Summoning and Polymorph spells.
Beguilers also get a lot of good Enchantment, Abjuration, Conjuration, and Transmutation spells, like Haste, Mindblank, Glibness, Dominate Monster, Misdirection, Heroism, Blink, Vertigo Field, Legion Of Sentinels, Swift Etherealness, Fog Cloud, Detect Secret Doors, Mage Armor Sending, Telapathic Bond, Repulsion, Freedom Of Movement, Incite Riot, Time Stop, Power Word Kill, Demand, Spell Turning, Greater Dispel Magic, Break Enchantment, Moment Of Prescience, Arcane Sight... etc, and they get all of those good ones without needing to select them. They also get a lot of rogue-like stealth and deception skills (a Beguiler with maxed out bluff and Glibness can fool even a deity with Divine Insight), and class features and bonus feats that allow their illusion and enchantment spell to affect monsters that would normally be immune. It seems as though the main thing this party lacks is stealth, so a beguiler would fit the niche better than any rogue ever could (they're Int-based, so they usually get more skill point per level than a rogue does anyway). Their illusion spells can be made even more potent when backed up with the almighty bluff skill, since enemies might believe your figments even if they make their saves.

Yeah, yeah, this was an excuse to geek-out about Beguilers being my favorite tier 3 class, sue me. It's all true though. Illusions are underrated and lots of fun.

However, if you think it's too annoying to get a hang of the meta to make a lvl 25 character, when you've never actually played 3.5e before, that's understandable (I'd gladly help, but I don't want to force you). On the other hand, 3.5e at lvl 25 is pretty much the same as it is at lvl 25 works about the same way it does at lvl 5, except the monsters are tougher and the party gets capable of more shenanigans: it's kind of like an MORPG in that sense where everything just keeps scaling; and it's moreso harder to balance as a DM than it is to play, since arcane spellcasters quickly become demigods while fighters lag behind (barbarians and martial adepts are good though). The worst case scenario is that you just die repeatedly, in which case my PC could bring you back to life every time without even losing levels or constitution.
I really like your character though: the shy but talented illusionist idea sounds pretty cool. Hope to see you again some time, even if it's just lurking commentary.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113732
113824 113826
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*makes more illusionary fish*
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113824
113826
>>113732
*plays choir music*
Anonymous
GcnDm
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No.113826
>>113732
>>113824
[Increasingly distressed dragon noises]
Anonymous
umuMm
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No.113893
113895 113896 113897
>>113730
>(I'd gladly help, but I don't want to force you)
Thanks but I wll decline your kind offer.
> Hope to see you again some time, even if it's just lurking commentary.
That is garanteed.
Anonymous
umuMm
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No.113895
113896
>>113893
I will lurk this campaign. I can tell you that.
Anonymous
GcnDm
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No.113896
>>113895
>>113893
It's nice to have a spectator talking from time to time.
Anonymous
snCiZ
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No.113897
114036
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>>113893
If at any point you want to look at or lurk the other campaign, that offer is open too
Anonymous
V7Euy
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No.114036
>>113897
I won't lurk it but I might join. I will have to talk to the GM privately about my character if I do so.

Your campaign don't have the two problems listed above since it is low level in comparizion. Yet, your campaign seem to be even harder to play in since you seem to play every night, which is not an option for me. I might be able to play on weekends, however. There are many ways to solve this problem. If the GM want to he can play my pc as an npc when I am not around. He can even have it die during that time. Since no good story outcome is garanteed I will just roll with the punches. That's just how I'm going to play.


Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.114068
I'm stoked to play tonight.
Anonymous
62Vp8
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No.114083
114084
Any word?
Anonymous
Ame49
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No.114084
114085 114086
>>114083
Wagering 8 PM EST
Anonymous
62Vp8
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No.114085
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>>114084

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.114086
114090
>>114084
I might be delayed 15-ish minutes
Feel free to start without me though. I don't want to spend the whole session teleportating again.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.114087
I'm going to be a bit longer.
Anonymous
D4XVt
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No.114088
114089 114091
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Role call my dudes.
Anonymous
Ame49
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No.114089
114090
>>114088
My presence is limited
Anonymous
D4XVt
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No.114090
114092
>>113727
I understand that, I'm sad to see you go, but I respect your decision.
>>114089
Noted
>>114086
Not noted, you'll be here yesterday.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.114091
114093
>>114088
Ready.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
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No.114092
114093
>>114090
Here
Anonymous
D4XVt
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No.114093
>>114092
>>114091
Three outta five players are here.
We'll wait a few minutes longer incase the other two show up.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.114094
114095
Can I start by casting some spells?
I'd like to cast Primal Instinct, Primal Speed, Mindblank, and Traveler's Mount.
Anonymous
D4XVt
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No.114095
114096
>>114094
>traveler's mount
Big thonk, why does a horse need a mount?
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114096
114097
>>114095
It's a very useful buff for my tortoise. It'd increase is base speed to 40.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114097
114100 114102
>>114096
>fast turtle
Ah, I see discord is even infecting you
fine
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114098
114100
Stormwalk should have placed us as close to the crystal as physically possible, under open sky.

A storm would have brewed 10 minutes beforehand on the site of our arrival; intelligent creatures could tell that the storm was magical.

What do we see?
Anonymous
Ame49
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No.114100
114101
>>114098
>>114097
I'm now 3/4 able.
Should be able to act now
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114101
114102 114103 114104 114107
>>114100
*3/5
The others should hopefully be here soon

Dragons fly across a clear sky, enjoying their day as storm clouds roll in. A few of the more curios ones look interested in this, but most ignore it. Soon the sky is overcast, and even the carefree dragons relaxing in the craters filled with lava look confused by the sudden change in weather.
Crack
Five lightning bolts split the air, depositing a cao, two unicorns, a pegasus, and a kirin in the middle of the rocky land before the clouds disappear.
Many dragons are staring.
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114102
114105
>>114097
Okay.
Sister casts Mindblank on herself, rendering herself impervious to divination as well as mind-affecting effects. This is a 24 hour duration.
Then she casts Primal Instinct on herself, gaining a +5 competence bonus to Initiative and Survival checks.
Since she is of the Dragonblood subtype, she also gain a +5 insight bonus to a knowledge skill of her choice. Since we're in the dragonlands, I'll pick arcana.
She then casts Primal Senses, gaining a +5 competence bonus to Spot and Listen checks. Since she is of the dragonblood subtype, the radius of her blindsense increase by 10 feet.
Since she has both primal instinct and primal sense active, she gains uncanny dodge, as a barbarian.

THen she casts traveller's mount on Yertle to increase his speed.
>>114099
No u
>>114101
Sister Waves over to the dragons.
"~Youhoo. Sorry to drop in so suddenly."
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114103
114105
>>114101
>tfw I can't find all my notes
This is gonna be a long night

Anonymous
Ame49
?
No.114104
114106
>>114101
Topaz smiles sheepishly for intruding so suddenly.
"Greetings."
What about the Earth Poner and Dragon tho?
She bows curtly.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114105
114107
>>114103
Biggest oof to you friend
>>114102
.....
Most of the dragons snort in response, some flying off and others continuing whatever they were doing before
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114106
114108 114109
>>114104
Oh, duh
CRACK CRACK
They're there, if not a bit singed and disoriented
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114107
114109 114112
>>114101
>>114105
"We should be just above the crystal, if it still exists..." Sister says
"It may be underground."
Sister Ash levitates over to the nearest dragons and attempts to ask for directions, describing the white dragon she saw.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114108
114110 114112
>>114106
Cowe is focused on observing the dragons, looking for any that might appear to be a threat
Anonymous
Ame49
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No.114109
114111
>>114106
>>114107
Topaz looks in awe at Ash's initiative.
(How many times did she have to deal with these scaled folk? She seems like an expert.)
Phospy is trying hard not to panic at the danger around and Diamond simply looks disinterested, breathing deeply to try and reorient himself.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
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No.114110
>>114108
And also the biggest one
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114111
114115
>>114109
She said before that this place is close to her people's homeland.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114112
114113 114115
>>114107
You mean the one she just barely saw the tail of?
Gimme a diplomacy check.
>>114108
None of them look openly hostile... yet

t2DcA
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No.114113
114114 114115 114116 114118
[1d20+38 = 42]
>>114112
Rolling diplomacy
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114114
114116
Spoilered
>>114113

Anonymous
Ame49
?
No.114115
114117 114118
>>114111
Oh whoops.
The fact went over her head.
>>114112
>>114113
Phospy is clearly uncomfortable being here around so many dragons, tugging at the unicorn.
"Come on, Phospy," she whispers to him, patting his big head. "You can do it. Do it for me."
These words obviously strengthens the dragon's resolve.
"That's the spirit! Come on, let's follow Ash."
She and Diamond hop on Phospy, which start flying over to Ash and the currently being interrogated dragon.
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114116
114118
>>114113
>>114114
*Shines scales*
*puffs out fluff*
*removes mistletoe from mane*
"Excuse me, have you seen a colossal white dragon anywhere around these parts?"
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114117
>>114115
Cowe flies in a relatively up, back, and defensive (respective to the group's) position.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114118
114120
>>114113
>>114115
>>114116
A very large red dragon replies in draconic
"Listen do you know how many white dragons there are around here? More than I could count. Good luck finding one specific one. Now, go before my friends decide ponies are on the menu?"
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114119
Yertle is just following sister at a distance like he usually does. He watches closely, lest the mare get herself killed.
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114120
114121 114122 114123
>>114118
"I mean a really big white dragon. An old one too, judging by the power i saw."
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114121
>>114120
Cowe rolls her eyes
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114122
114124 114125
>>114120
"Once again, I can name a dozen. Now scram before I decide you're on the menu."
Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114123
114125
>>114120
"He should have been right here 10 minutes ago... I guess I'll have to scry on him again..."
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114124
114131
>>114122
"Surely you know of one who has been gloating about a magnificent gem they may have stumbled across in the last day or so?"
Anonymous
Ame49
?
No.114125
>>114122
>>114123
Topaz is rather taken aback by the dragon's demeanor.
(Are all dragons just like Phospy? Sheesh.)

Your lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114126
114131
Sister first casts Lay Of The Land, to find any and all significant landmarks within a 50 mile radius.
>You cast this spell and are surrounded with a nimbus of green light. In your mind, a map unfolds of the surrounding area, showing the cities, hamlets, and known ruins as if penned by a cartographer. The light fades but the knowledge of the map remains.
t2DcA
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No.114127
114128 114131
[1d20+58 = 78]
Oh, and while we're here, rolling Spot to see any ancient white dragons on the horizon, in case said dragon was here moments ago.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
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No.114128
114129
>>114127
Here's hoping that wasn't a waste

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114129
114130
>>114128
Skill checks don't crit, but if he's anywhere on the horizon or in the sky, i would've seen him.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114130
>>114129
Gee, tell me more about basic game mechanics, cuz I've never experienced them before.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114131
114132 114133 114134 114135
>>114124
"Well if he's as old as you say, he'd know gloating a new treasure would be a great way to put him on a hit list. But please, by all means let me know if you find this gem."
Flames lick from the dragons mouth, and he looks irritated.
>>114126
A number of cave entrances and lairs stand out to Ash, along with some lava pools that seem popular with the young dragons.
>>114127
Although not quite what Ash was gazing for, she does see what appears to be a sparkle at the top of one of the mountains, marked as a lair on her mental map.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
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No.114132
114133
>>114131
"Thank you ancient one, we shall do so indeed." She says, with a slight bow of respect.
Anonymous
Ame49
?
No.114133
>>114132
>>114131
Topaz quickly bows along with her.
t2DcA
?
No.114134
114135 114137 114142
[1d20+57 = 65]
>>114131
>lair
Sister Ash blazes in frustration momentarily as she realizes the teleportation spell that was supposed to drop her right on top of her target has instead dropped her half a mile away.
"It's that way. Follow me." she says with a groaning conviction

Rolling Survival to arrive trek there safely
Anonymous
Ame49
?
No.114135
>>114134
>>114131
Topaz does as instructed by Ash, giving a quick way to the red dragon.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114136
"Another faulty teleport... That's the second time this week.. and this century..." She mutters as she clambers onto yertle's levitating back
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114137
>>114134
Cowe flies off in pursuit, from a flanking defensive position respective to the party (meaning, anyone not on the ground who attacks would have to go through her first)
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114138
114139
Sister Also uses Invisibility on the whole party for the trip, because why not?
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114139
114140
>>114138
Useful. I was about to mention that Cowe is glowing cuz of the mask
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114140
114141
>>114139
What item is that? You might still glow while invisible, depending on what spell it is.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114141
114142
>glances from watch
>to phone clock
>to grandfather clock
>to computer clock
>to big ben
>to nuclear clock
reeeee where are the other two?
>>114140
Veto'd invisibility overrules the glow
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114142
>>114141
>>114134
Did my check get us there safely?
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114143
114144
Well, obviously the survival check succeeded.
The only question vis if there was anything to avoid along the way.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114144
114145
>>114143
Are you gonna give him a chance to respond, or are you gonna keep posting with more?
Your Lovely Sister
WMUVe
?
No.114145
>>114144
I would like to post more, yeah.
It seems as though we're having wifi troubles.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114146
114147
I may as well designate a Word Of Recall, so that we can all gtfo if shit hits the fan.
How about i designate the sanctuary as ye old ponyville?
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114147
114148
>>114146
While you're at it, why don't you wait some more
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114148
114149
>>114147
Do you want to be teleported when Sister says the safe word or do you not?
I'm just checking to see if who wants to be included.
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114149
114150
>>114148
I want you to stop steamrolling and let the game progress as the GM intends
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114150
114151
>>114149
What do you mean steamrolling?
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114151
114152
>>114150
I'll explain later. STFU and let GM decide what is happening.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114152
>>114151
I'm not doing anything. I'm planning.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114154
TIL Psions get Contingency.
Badass. Nothing can kill a contingent-caster.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114157
114159
Sister Ash seems almost ecstatic as her eyes gaze across the rugged hellscape of the dragonlands
"It's been so long.. It's as beautiful as ever." She says, levitating across pools of lava
Anonymous
aWqEL
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No.114159
114160
>>114157
Topaz looks to the side, somewhat taken aback by Ash's words.
"It looks so... barren and inhospitable. I would certainly not trust my followers alone in this place."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114160
114162
>>114159
Sister Ash seems ironically calm
"well, of course not. Your followers are ponies, and this is the home of the dragonkin." She replies
"All lands are beutiful, because they're inhabited by so many different creatures. Evry race has it's place. Every beast has it's habitat. Thus is the harmony of nature." she continues, smiling
"And that, is beautiful. The vulcan tremors, the lavafields, the arcane weather.. they all make this land unique, and it's only because of that that that it could be home to so home to so may of these covetous and destructive dragons. The creatures match the land beneath them, and by that they're all able to live in harmony with the earth, or at least on their terms."
Anonymous
aWqEL
?
No.114162
114163
>>114160
Phospy flaps his wings a little faster so both Topaz and Ash are next to eachother. She seems conflicted.
"I know. Forgive me. I was quite shocked to hear your words but I forgot you have that connection with dragons."
She smiles sheepishly.
"You are right, though. These dragons, albeit with as much tact as stone, did seem content before we arrived."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114163
114164
>>114162
"It's their homeland. It's only natural that they'd ind a sort of rugged peace here. This is the place where dragons are free to be dragons."
Anonymous
aWqEL
?
No.114164
114165
>>114163
Topaz looks solemn.
"Where dragons are free to be dragons..."
Diamonds pats her on the back, changing her mood into a small smile.
"I see. Tell me, what do dragons usually do?"

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114165
114166
>>114164
"Usually, fight over treasure and scorch things." she says a bit flatly
"But they're a lot more sophisticated once you get to know hem. They're extraordinarily clever, and they have natural affinity for magic."
Anonymous
aWqEL
?
No.114166
114167 114174
>>114165
Phospy looks at Ash as if she's undermining his features at her first sentence, but recedes when she starts to indirectly compliment hi.
"Is that so?" Topaz says, a bit surprised. "What hobbies you admire of them? Some sort of past time that isn't pillaging or fighting?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114167
>>114166
I'm sorry, but I'm going to bed now.
I'll type up a better response tomorrow.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114171
Maybe I should have animated some statues the previous day, in game...
Oh well, too late for that now.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114173
Maybe a couple Simulacrum clones would be good to have handy. I could make a shadow solar. Would be nifty.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114174
114176
Hopefully, we can get through this session without the wifi cutting out.
>>114166
"I wouldn't say I admire any of their hobbies per say.. It's more of a matter of experience. Dragons are just another part of this world. They're as natural as any one of us."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114175
114182
Also, who wants to be teleported if I use word of recall?
I'm not going to burn an 8th level slot to teleport us out of danger if it means leaving half of the party behind.
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114176
114177
>>114174
Topaz nods.
"Oh, so you simply value their existence in the grand scheme of things. Understandable."
Phospy is a bit bummed out over her words though.
t2DcA
?
No.114177
114179
[1d20+41 = 59]
>>114176
*boops dragon*
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114179
114181
>>114177
Phospy, understandably, is shocked at the mare assaulting his snout, turning his head away. The small line of steam coming out of his nostrils.
Topaz giggles at the dragons' actions, patting his head.
"Oh, don't be so flustered. She means well."
This doesn't really comfort the dragon's embarrassed demeanor, only increasing the steam output.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114181
114182
>>114179
[Giggling nun noises]
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114182
114183
>>114181
Phospy's demeanor only worsens by the taunting chuckles of the mischievious dragonborn nun.
"Don't worry, Phospy. You'll be fine."
She pats the dragon some more.
"He doesn't deal with attacks on his pride well."
>>114175
I consent to the activity.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114183
114184
>>114182
I think I'll set us to teleport to an Island in Thalasia then. No evil creatures could reach us there.
If we need to get back to ye old ponyville, Sister can Planeshift us.

"Humility is better learned young." The nun chides.
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114184
114185
>>114183
Phospy looks at her indignantly, speaking in Draconic.
>"I'm not a hatchling!"
He grumbles, generating more pats from the mare.
>"I'm an adult."
t2DcA
?
No.114185
114186
[1d20+25 = 39]
>>114184
>"~Sure you are." the ancient mare coos
*Pets dragon*
Rolling Proffesion (masseuse)
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114186
114187
>>114185
The dragon coos before biting his tongue, moving away from her soft hooves.
>"C-cheater! I won't fall for your dirty tricks and charms."
Topaz giggles in turn.
"D'aww, look at him. He's acting the same way as when we first met."

Also roger that on the changed destination.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114187
114189
>>114186
On second thought, I'm not sure if that's wise.. I'd have to use my planar bubble ability to use it to travel between planes, and I'm still not sure if the party consents to being teleported across the planes yet.

Sister bullies the dragon a bit more before returning to her turtle.
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114188
114189 114190
So we got 2/5
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114189
>>114187
Ash could swear the dragon's scales got a bit wetter than usual, clenching his teeth in a vain attempt to show weakness against the invading nun.
As she leaves to the turtle, he gasps for breath, letting out a long stream of steam from his nostrils yet again.
Topaz simply giggles at this display.
>>114188
Basically, yes.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114190
114191
>>114188
So, how many dragons are around here? A few hundred? A thousand? How big are they on average?
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114191
114192 114193
>>114190
A few hundred of different colors, averaging about huge size range.
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114192
>>114191
>huge size range
Phospy is feeling a little more scared than usual.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114193
114194
>>114191
Are there a lot as big as the dragon Sister say in the scrypool?
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114194
114195
>>114193
A few dozen, but none of them seems to be white.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114195
114196
>>114194
I guess we'll have to just keep going forward.
Did my survival check lead us there safely?
Anonymous
D4XVt
?
No.114196
114197 114198 114203
>>114195
It is leading you forward safely until we reach 5/5.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114197
>>114196
Good Lord...
I guess we'll just have to wait then...
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114198
>>114196
3/5
Candy Swirl
HJgsn
?
No.114203
114206
>>114196
Henlo
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114206
>>114203
Yay. Artificer is here. We've got our primary buffer.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114212
114213
4/5...
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
?
No.114213
114217
>>114212
"So Ash,How do you make those portals?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114217
114220
>>114213
"Portals?"
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
?
No.114220
>>114217
"Yea Like that one."
She points to the boop portal
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114223
114226 114230
"That's not a 'portal'. It's a storm." the nun corrects
"A lot of ponies these days don't know it, but all storms in the world are connected. If you know the right tricks, they can be incredibly helpful."
Anonymous
KJzEQ
?
No.114225
Cowe makes a 'tch' sound. "Spellcasters,..."

Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114226
114229
>>114223
Topaz listens, enraptured.
"So we basically hitched a ride with a wandering cloud?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114229
114232
>>114226
"Well, not a wandering cloud. I cloud that I called." The nun says, as she levitates ever-forward
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
?
No.114230
114233
>>114223
"Looks like a portal to me."
Anonymous
SMLZm
?
No.114232
>>114229
Topaz giggles.
"Right. Forgot your weather powers. So we basically became droplets in the cloud until we came here?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114233
114234
>>114230
"It's not." the nun says flatly
"Portals are much quicker."
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
?
No.114234
114235
>>114233
"I Don't Know of any spells like that. Are you a sorcerer?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114235
114236
>>114234
"I'm more of a priestess, if you'd call it that." Sister replies
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
?
No.114236
114237
>>114235
She squints at her
Candy's Eye's becoming as slanted as the Kirin's
"What do you mean by priestess?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
?
No.114237
114239
>>114236
"You know. A shrine maiden. An oracle. A mare of faith. Religious duties cover most of my schedule on a centuries basis."