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Chaos Ascending: The Announcement
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.106507
106766 107324 107331 108313 108348
That's right random anon who happens to read this post, it's /vx/'s third DnD campaign!

>What's this one about?
Chaos Ascending is an epic level campaign for DnD 3.5e. It takes place roughly 10,000 years before Celestia and Luna assume rule over Equestria. Technology is at a medieval level plus magic of course.
Equus during this era was a land of peace, the ponies and few other creatures inhabiting Equus living in harmony. The gods of this realm, know to the ponies only as The Unknown Ones, decided that nothing would disturb their harmony and moved on; only granting their power to the most dedicated of ponies. Soon, the ponies' society expanded across the planes. A Utopia was built on its own plane, serving as a hub of travel, politics, and trade. Ponies lived in happiness, nothing to disturb them. It was a land of peace and harmony, but rumors existed. Rumors that there were ponies who thought that harmony was worthless. Ponies who wished to disturb the order of the planes. Ponies who wished to ascend the agenda of...
Chaos...

>How long will it last?
Until I can progress through the entire story, which should take at the most three months of weekend play and about two months at the least, or until Atlas personally smites me. Whichever comes first.

>When does it start?
This is an advance notice so players have time to build characters, ask questions, and seek GM approval. The campaign will start in 2-3 weeks.

>When will we play?
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And then only if all players are available.

Here are the guidelines for building a character:
Level: 25
Sources for classes, feats, spells, etc.: Any as long as they are approved. No breaking my game
Wealth: 35,000,000 GP
Stats: Point buy with 34 points at your disposal. Buy your stats then apply racial stats. Here's the calculator I use: http://www.propelled.de/extern/chargen
Races:
Evil characters are not explicitly banned, but chaotic and neutral evil are HEAVILY discouraged against.

Earth Ponies:
+2 Str +2 Con
One maxed out skill related to cutie mark.
Earth Ponies receive Toughness as a bonus feat.
Earth Ponies can hold a two-handed weapon with their maw. Light weapons can be held with hooves.

Pegasi:
+2 Dex -2 Con
One maxed out skill related to cutie mark
Glide: A pegasus of any level can glide when falling at a speed of 40ft, negating all fall damage. This ability takes affect even when unconscious, though the user takes 1d6 falling damage.
Flight: A pegasus can use their wings for flight with a speed of 40ft (good maneuverability) beginning at lvl 5.
Pegasi can use two-handed weapons by holding it with their maw and using a wing to help maneuver the weapon, sacrificing flight. Light weapons can also be held with a wing, sacrificing flight.

Unicorns:
+2 Int -2 Str
One maxed out skill related to cutie mark
Unicorns receive Eschew Materials as a bonus feat.
Unicorns have two "handslots" using the magic of their horn, these extend to 10ft of reach. Two-handed weapons can be used with a unicorn's maw and a handslot or both handslots, either way rendering them unable to focus their magic on other tasks. Light weapons can be held in each handslot.

Crystal Ponies:
+2 Con -2 Dex
One maxed out skill related to cutie mark
Crystal Composition: Crystal ponies can turn their bodies crystalline, invoking different sets of bonuses and penalties. In this form they receive a +3 bonus to AC, and +3 to fortitude saves. As a tradeoff they take a -2 penalty to the following checks: Reflex, Swim, Tumble, Hide, Move Silently. This ability can only be activated 1/day.
Crystal Ponies use two-handed weapons by employing their maw and one hoof to control the weapon. This reduces their speed by 5ft.

Kirin:
+1 Wis +1 Cha
Nirik: A kirin's temper can ignite, making them rash and fierce. 1/day a Kirin can fly into a fury of emotion, turning into a Nirik for 1 round per level. This form grants the Kirin a +4 bonus to attacks, +1d4 fire damage to melee attacks, but invokes a -3 penalty to any wisdom related check or save.
Kirins have two "handslots" using the magic of their horn, these extend to 10ft of reach. Two-handed weapons can be used with a kirin's maw and a handslot or both handslots, either way rendering them unable to focus their magic on other tasks. Light weapons can be held in each handslot.

Bat Ponies:
+2 Wis -2 Cha
One maxed out skill related to cutie mark
Glide: A bat pony of any level can glide when falling at a speed of 40ft, negating all fall damage. This ability takes affect even when unconscious, though the user takes 1d6 falling damage.
Flight: A bat pony can use their wings for flight with a speed of 40ft (average maneuverability) beginning at lvl 5.
Dark vision to 60ft
+2 racial bonus to listen
Bat Ponies can use two-handed weapons by holding it with their maw and using a wing to help maneuver the weapon, sacrificing flight. Light weapons can also be held with a wing, sacrificing flight.

For those looking at the divine classes here's the pantheon:

The Unknown One Above All Earth Ponies
The Unknown One Above All Pegasi
The Unknown One Above All Unicorns
The Unknown One Above All Crystal Ponies
The Unknown One Above All Kirin
The Unknown One Above All Bat Ponies
The Unknown One Above All Dragons
The Unknown One Above All Evil
After the gods of old moved on, their names fell out of common use and slipped from memory. Now known only as The Unknown Ones, their clerics and paladins are often of the same race. Though there are always exceptions to the rules. Domains are not set, except the domains of Death and Evil, which are restricted to The Unknown One Above All Evil.
1208 replies and 135 files omitted.
Your Lovely Sister
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No.111244
111245
What time are we doing this tonight?
Anonymous
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No.111245
111248
>>111244
All in betting on 8 PM.

Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111248
111262
>>111245
Well, I'm free for the rest of the day. I'll stand by.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111262
111275
>>111248
Phospy is ready to poke the invisible cage for any zaps of magic.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111275
>>111262
I'll wait for GM to post the BBEG's monologue first.
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111295
111296
Yes, 8pm. Sorry about disappearing last night, shit likes to happen to me on Friday apparently.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111296
>>111295
Like I've said before, no biggie. It's usually not a time I'm able to play properly.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111299
111300
*bullies dragon*
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111300
111303
>>111299
*is bullied*
*gets pet by poner*
Pride? You mean pats?
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111303
111307
>>111300
Lol
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111307
>>111303
Diamond is safe cuz he's bland and stoic all the time, sadly.
Simply looks at you, or at his surroundings with boredom.
No one really knows when he got enthralled with Topaz, just that he appeared one day like a cat who enters the home suddenly, without comment.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111312
111313
Jd5XsBX.jpg
[druid noises]

We ready?
Anonymous
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No.111313
1520148551450-0.png
>>111312
I sure is!
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111326
111329 111333 111337 111354
And here we are again. Last we left off Discord had trapped all the party members in invisible cages.

"Ah, now that you're all ready to listen why don't we get more comfortable?"
With one snap of his fingers, discord turns the floating island into a tropical beach, complete with palm trees under water, and seaweed on the sand. Fish swim through the air as birds fly through the waves. He snaps again and the party members find themselves.... Transformed....
Ash is now a volleyball, Yertle the turtle is now a volleyball net, Topaz is a bucket, Diamond a sand shovel, Phosphy is a sand sifter, Candy is a beach umbrella, Healy pegasus is a beach towel lying on the ground, and Cao is now a bottle of sunscreen.
"There, now. bewitching hour?"
"The name is Midnight"
"Is that not what I said? Could you grab those six crystals around the beach for me? I'm afraid I can't touch them."
If the beach toys with eyes and snoots when appropriate would look around, they would see six extravagant sand castles, each inset with a crystal.
The pegasus then moves to grab all the crystals while Discord snaps and appears wearing a Hawaiian shirt and drinking some sort of drink called "Monster" or something.
"Now, while my assistant does that, I'm sure you all have many questions for me."
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111329
111345
>>111326
Topaz blinks.
"Huh. I never expected to try out metamorphosis like this."
Phospy roars to itself while Diamond decides to stick itself on the ground and feel at ease for a while.

Topaz pipes up.
"Was all of those ponies' lives necessary for your return? Was there not another way?"
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111333
>>111326
>palm trees under water, and seaweed on the sand. Fish swim through the air as birds fly through the waves
[reeees in druid]
>*realizes is a ball*
"........................"
..Can I still cast spells like this? I've got natural spell, so I can cast while transformed, even without arms.
Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111337
>>111326
The Beach umbrella giggles at him
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111338
111345 111383
b43.jpg
[angry druid noises]
*attempts to wildshape into a crab*
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111345
111349 111350 111351
>>111329
"Return? I wouldn't call it that... You see, this was more of a... Creation. They sacrificed themselves, and in returns received one discord."
As if to prove a point, he holds out a hand as a small tapdancing version of him appears in it.
>>111338
The druid successfully turns into a hermit crab, with am extremely heavy shell that makes moving hard if not impossible.

Meanwhile Midnight, the pegasus, piles the crystals at Discord's feet
"Excellent! Anything else before I take care of business with these?"
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111349
111352
>>111345
Topaz is appalled to hear this.
"Were they at least willing to be blown up like that? Was there a reason they summoned a... you?"


Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111350
111352
>>111345
Do i have my items?
za1bv
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No.111351
111352 111383
7c9.png
[1d20+39 = 41]
>>111345
"Rather... Hnnng.. Unorthodox, if I would say so..." The encumbered crab hisses
Rolling concentration to attempt to cast a spell.

Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111352
111356 111359 111360
>>111350
The items have transformed into the umbrella as well, think polymorph.... Just different.
>>111349
"Well sure I suppose, I didn't tell them to send themselves to an early grave."
>>111351
No spells are being casted by this crab at the moment.
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111354
111355
>>111326
Awesome, I am watching.
>Turning them into toys
So Discord.
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111355
111363
>>111354
Ah! Hello! Would you like to join in now?
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111356
111367
>>111352
Topaz seems to mull over this while Diamond is starting to dump sand on Phospy, while gargles sounds are heard.
"What will you do now?"
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111359
111367 111383
c4a.jpg
>>111352
So it's that way..

[angry crab noises]
The crab appears as angry as a crab can possibly be; evidently still having not forgiven the pegasus for what she saw earlier.
"Reeee.. get.. over.. here.. so.. I.. can.." *huff* "cut.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWgDGHUvPQ0
Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111360
111367
>>111352
can i reach them?
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111363
111367
>>111355
No, don't worry.

I don't have a proper character sheet. Only the personality and the backstory of a character and the core idea of her abilities not a sheet nor anything defined.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111366
111367
The crab slowly crawls towards Midnight, albeit at a very slow rate.
[audible seething]
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111367
111369 111370 111372 111374 111375 111377
>>111356
"Me? Do what I do best!"
A jar labeled chaos, a butter knife, and a piece of toast appear floating beside him
"Spread chaos!" He says, chuckling as he spreads what looks like jam onto the toast and eats it.
"Anything else? Anypony have a few more words?"
>>111360
As an umbrella? The best you can do is threateningly open and close at them.
>>111359
>>111366
This is great.
The pegasus simply chuckles and kicks some sand at the crab.
"Please tell me it's almost time to send them away?"
"Soon soon! This is delightful so far!"
>>111363
That's fine, there will actually be a great time to slip you in here in a few minutes.
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111369
>>111367
Sure, if it is only >role<playing, then that is something that I can do. I just can't engage in combat yet.
Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111370
>>111367
Candy does so threateningly at discord
as she reees at him
za1bv
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No.111372
111381
[1d20+33 = 40]
>>111367
[more angry crab noises]
>"I'll send you to hell in a boiling pot! REEEEEEEEE!!!"
Sister Ash pinches her hoof with the anger of a billions suns.
Smite Evil.
I'm using the dex of a tiny crab.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111374
111381
>>111367
Topaz is admittedly confused, but she has a feeling it involves making commoner ponies and other species panic.
(I guess there is no reasoning to be done here.)
She decides to try and cast raw Vigor to see if her powers are available.
While she tries, an important question is made.
"What will happen to us?"
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111375
111377
>>111367
>A jar labeled chaos, a butter knife, and a piece of toast appear floating beside him
"Spread chaos!" He says, chuckling as he spreads what looks like jam onto the toast and eats it.
Oh, man. That's good!
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111377
>>111375
>>111367
kek
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111381
111384 111387
>>111372
"OW! Why you-"
Midnight kicks the crab away, but not before the damage is done.
Hit
>>111374
"Well now killing you would just be a shame. Less ponies to terrorize? No no no! So I'll allow you all to live."
He then reaches down to pick up a crystal before his arm crumbles to dust.
"I must say.... That isn't ideal...'
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111383
>>111338
>>111351
>>111359
Ah, i see how these connect with our situation now. Kek!
za1bv
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No.111384
111385
[1d3+33 = 35]
>>111381
*bears down*
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111385
111386
>>111384
Imagine if a crab pinched you in the toe, and it did as much damage as being shot 6 times with a handgun.
That's how much this hurt.
Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111386
>>111385
>mantis shrimp
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111387
111391
>>111381
Topaz blinks, cocking his eyes diagonally.
"I admit. I am quite surprised, too."
Phospy uses his knowledge on magic to try and identify what he's seeing and what happened.
Aka rolling Knowledge (Arcana)
[1d20+28 = 41]

Because none of my d00ds have Spellcraft. xp
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111390
I've got improved grab to, if i use the stats in this SRD. Can I attempt to latch on?
Does she scream?
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111391
111394 111397
Midnight screams in pain, clutching her hoof
"Please, can we send them away now?!"
"Oh fine. Mind picking up the crystals for me?"
Midnight grunts and sits on her flank, grabbing a pink crystal in one hoof, an orange one in the other, a purple one with her wing, a red with her other wing, and a blue one in her mouth. Leaving a larger pink one on the ground.
"Now, what to do with them."
He snaps as six portals open, revealing TV static on the other side.
>>111387
It seems to be some type of epic spell, very confusing though as if nothing is truly set in stone.
za1bv
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No.111394
111396 111404
[1d20+33 = 52]
>>111391
The smol angry crab hasn't given up, evidently.
Sister Ash charges her again with her other Smite attempt (domain granted one)
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111396
111400
>>111394
>"REEEEEEEEE GET PINCHED, HERETIC!!!!"
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111397
111400
>>111391
Phospy is shaken by the absolute power that thing has, almost to the point of being dizzy as he relays this information to Topaz through their telepathic link.
(What power,) she thinks to herself.

After he recovers, Phospy, seeing Midnight getting bullied so hard, starts openly cackling at her poor state, only for Diamond to throw more sand, causing more gargles.
Topaz, meanwhile, is quite perturbed.
"Where are you taking us?"
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111398
https://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/block/Fulminating_Crab_(Zap_Crab)%7Calpha%7CAll%7CVermin
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111400
111402
>>111396
>>111397
Hahaha. Man while Topaz asks relvants questions since she has realized the she is facing an opponent she can beat, Ash is still going at them. Even if she can just pinch the enemy that will do. Kek. I love it.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111402
ce5.png
>>111400
Victory or martyrdom!
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111404
111410 111412 111413 111415
>>111394
"SEND THEM ANYWHERE, AND GET THIS CRAB AWAY!"
She screams in pain again as she's pinched.

"Alright, fine. We'll send the orange one to some dragon for his horde."
The portal shows a barren volcano wasteland before the crystal flies through.
"The blue one can go... Ah yes, the plane of eternal cold"
That portal shows what looks like Antarctica before flying into it.
"Purple Purple Purple... Ideas?"
"I know there's a group of necromancers on Equus that might enjoy it."
The corresponding portal shows a tundra before shooting through.
"Red? How about a nice Clif in the mountains?"
The red crystal flies through it's portal
"Pink can go to the plane of shadows, good luck to anyone looking for it there."
The portal shows nothing but pure black.
"And the large one? Fire!"
Flames lick out of it's portal as it drops through.
"Now! Any goodbyes?"
za1bv
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No.111410
111415
[1d3+33 = 35]
>>111404
>"GET DABBED-ON, SINNER!!!"
damage
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111411
Deus Vult! XD
Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111412
111414 111416
>>111404
Candy says to him in draconic
"Your mother is whore."
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111413
111416
>>111404
Topaz starts noting down the places where they are going towards on her head.
(Orange to dragon, Blue to Cold, Purple to Necromancers... I hate those ponies. Red to cliff, pink to shadowland and Large one in fire.)
She tries to gauge where these places they portal showed might be, using her Knowledge of Geography and The Planes and the images at her disposal.
[1d20+25 = 33]
> Knowledge (Geography)
[1d20+43 = 62]
> Knowledge (The Plains)
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111414
>>111412
And she has crabs;)
za1bv
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No.111415
111416
[1d20+29 = 36]
>>111404
>>111410
Grapple
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111416
111419 111422
>>111412
He responds in draconic as well
"She would be in good company with you."
>>111413
You're a genius!
The orange one is in the dragon lands, Blue is on the plane of cold, the red is at a mountain range, pink is the plane of shadows, purple is at the "dread league", and the large pink the plane of fire.
>>111415
"GET OFF!"
za1bv
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No.111419
111420
[2d4+12 = 19]
>>111416
Sister Ash seems to be to distracted with punishing this sinner to look into the portal. It's impossible to tell if the froth gushing from her mouth is from her anger or just from being a crab.
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Automatically deal damage with both claws, because Squeeze ability.
The smol angry crab latches on, piercing into the poner's flesh with both claws.
damage
Anonymous
zNOwu
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No.111420
111421 111422 111423
>>111419
"OW! BUCKING CRAB"

"Goodbye ponies! I think it's time to part!"
With a snap, everypony's vision fades to black. Roll just a d20 please.
za1bv
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No.111421
[1d20 = 18]
>>111420

Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111422
>>111416
D'aww thanks, GMo.
Topaz stores this valuable info in her head.
(Excellent.)
Meanwhile, Phospy keeps laughing at Midnight, and this time Diamond does not even stop him, looking like at this point, the torment she's suffering is justifiable to ridicule.
>>111420
Rolling
[1d20 = 13]

X1wjr
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No.111423
[1d20 = 10]
>>111420
"BUCK YOU!!!"
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111425
111426
I got to do a total of 175 damage to her this encounter. I'll be sure to finish her next time.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111426
111427
>>111425
Try not to kill her too early. You'll get your chance later on in the story.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111427
>>111426
Meh. You don't hold back with cultists. Better to get them ASAP.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111428
111429
And this way we know she has more than 175 hp. Probably not an arcane spellcaster, unless she has a lot of constitution.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111429
111431
>>111428
She seemed more like a speedster, if her initiative roll is anything to go by.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111431
111432
>>111429
I'm going to smite her again if i get the chance.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111432
111437
>>111431
Aw come on, can't I dominate her at least?
She seems misguided.
When I get my 10 Epic Thrallherd, I'm definitely picking her for the lulz.
Anonymous
Kz8gb
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No.111433
111435 111437
>>110442
Apparently 'stopping point' was an ironic statement
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111435
>>111433
What are you saying.
Also roll a d20, GM asked.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111437
111438
>>111432
We'll just have to wait and see.
>>111433
Wait, are we stopping?
Anonymous
zNOwu
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No.111438
111440 111442
>>111437
No no, just waiting
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111440
>>111438
Fucking flag
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111442
111443
>>111438
Waiting for what?
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111443
111444
>>111442
Cao to roll
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111444
111445 111446
>>111443
Just roll for her.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111445
>>111444
>inb4 nat 1 and gets sent into the fire realm
kWkwz
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No.111446
[1d20 = 13]
>>111444
Eh fine, trips command it.
Anonymous
Kz8gb
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No.111447
>>>/out/
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111448
>tfw it doesn't matter what realm i get sent to cuz planar adaption and practically infinite planeshifting capabilities
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111449
111451 111452 111455 111456 111457 111462 111581
Alright, we'll end the night as Ash wakes up in the back of a wagon. The other ponies are passed out around her, and the turtle is asleep on its back with Phosphy lying on its belly a ways off.
A cream colored pony with a multihued brown mane is peaking at her over the wagon's edge.
"Oh! You're awake!"
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111451
111453
>>111449
No! We've gone to the Todd plane!
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111452
>>111449
We're done already?
Candy Swirl
X1wjr
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No.111453
111462
_dirty todd.jpeg
>>111451

Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111454
>just realized skyrim joke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMMIT TODD!
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111455
111458
>>111449
Hold up. Are the two large animals on the wagon? How cramped are we?
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111456
>>111449
So I assume Midnight is Luna and the cream colored pony witha multihued mane is Celestia. It said this played out 10000 years before they assumed rule but it doesn't say that they couldn't have existed back then. Maybe not. I am just making wild guesses.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111457
>>111449
Who/what is pulling the wagon?
Anonymous
kWkwz
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No.111458
111466
>>111455
Oh no no no, the dragon is ontop of the turtle a small distance away.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111459
111466
>believers get dsconnected from thrallherd
>thrallherd gets new believers in 24 hours
>ponies flock to thrallherd and depopulate all of skyrim
Anonymous
c+bih
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No.111461
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Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111462
111467
>>111449
Well, nice. Now we know what we need to do to stop Discord.
>Get timemachine
>Get Fluttershy

>>111453
"I know what you are thinking. Was Fallout 76 the usual bethesda product or was it complete trash. In all this excitment I forgot myself. So Do you feel lucky punk?"
Lol, it didn't really work.

Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111466
111468
>>111459
Oh yeah. That happened.
Whoops. Sorry little guys.
>>111458
Oh phew. I was thinking we'd have to start rolling for damage by being crushed.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111467
111474
>>111462
>>Get timemachine
Already done.
>get Fluttershy
Doesn't exist yet, and I have no way of telling that she will.
Your Lovely Sister
za1bv
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No.111468
111471 111479
>>111466
On the brightside, you get to enslave all of Skyrim.
Anonymous
fbK3A
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No.111471
111479
>>111468
I'm honestly more glad they weren't killed off.
Anonymous
e4pHS
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No.111474
>>111467
Well, acktually.

This plays out 1100 in the past and you only need divinity spells such as insight and ask the right questions such as, "Who could potentially convince Discord to stop what he is doing?"

;P