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Anonymous
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No.6562
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I need to get a gf. To get a gf, I will drive to a park or a place where cute, non-stacey girls hang out. To do this, I need to learn to drive.
I hate being alive no matter what I do, so tomorrow I will spend three hours practicing driving in the DMV parking lot, even though it says "No practice driving allowed."
Anonymous
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No.6563
6564 6566
>>6562
Tell your mom not to be a cunt and handover her car's keys.
Anonymous
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No.6564
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Be calm. It is said that with some dedication you can legally get a drivers license within half a year. I advise you to not rush things and think your next steps through. And then
>>6563
this, basically
Anonymous
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No.6566
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>>6563
I don't have a drivers' liscense...what good would the keys do?
Anonymous
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No.6567
>>6566
You don't need a bureaucracy's permission for "traveling". But that concept is a bit advanced and might require to disarm some thugs.
So your best option is to wait till you can get that permit. Sorry.
Anonymous
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No.6570
6571
Why not bike?
Anonymous
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No.6571
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>>6570
I'm not OP, but I guess you don't get whores wet with a bike, nor take them home or shit.

If OP has some dignity and a sense for the right girls, he should know that nothing is more romantic than sharing a bike together.
Anonymous
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No.6572
6578
>>6571
Yes precisely. The bike acts as a litmus test.
Anonymous
fef502c
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No.6578
6579
>>6571
>>6572
Are you guys serious? How do you share a bike?
Anonymous
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No.6579
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>>6578
>How do you share a bike?
Look at the picture I posted, there are 3 different ways shown.
Anonymous
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No.6580
6581
>>6562
>tomorrow I will spend three hours practicing driving in the DMV parking lot
Was it a success?
Anonymous
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No.6581
>>6580
Yes! Thank you :granny-smith-young:
Anonymous
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No.6582
>>6579
Oh, ok :)