/sp/ - Football

>>738
*Football Intensifies*

Football is gay and for nerds.

@740
I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve

>>743
HOLY BALLS! NO!
You're quoting those crikit-loving Spartan savages! Football is a religion of peace! Love, not hate!
Delet this before you spread more of this toxic radicalism.

>>742
>>743
Pay your yous sir

John Elway existed in the time before time, but he was not yet John Elway. To become John Elway he would first have to pass through the Kiva of Fire, which was later to be called Rainbow Dash's vagina. And so the Lord came to Dan Reeves and told him that he must go into the mountains of Sinai and chant the holy incantation. And so he did chant forth the incantation of DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE and thus appeared the Lady Dash, and Dan Reeves did then ejaculate, and so was born into the world Football, for Football was John Elway.
And then John Elway used his newly acquired football powers to invent time travel so he could travel back in time and become both Dan Reeves and the Lord so that all this would be possible.
Praise Football.
Praise American.

@747

football

football awaits