/sp/ - Football

>>2388
Yes pls

>>2391
>20 days ago
>Go visit parents
>250 Mike's on bus later

>Hungrier than an African
>No money, no food
>Call parents, no answer
>Wellshit.jpg
>It's quite late but the sun has not set yet
>Walk all the way to their house before sunset
>5 miles later, arrived
>Sun has fully set down, it's dark as fuck, this city as very few street lights
>Knock on the door, no answer
>Call them again, no answer
>Push the bell button for hours until it stops working
>Whatever
>they must arrive in the morning
>Sit in front of door
>Fall asleep
>Wake up hours later, sun is all the way up in the sky
>Knock on door, still no answer
>There is only one way.png
>With the audacity of ten niggers climb up from the front of the house to the roof
>Scan for open windows
>Only one open, the glass is closed and it's on the second floor.
>Kick the window since I am on roof, shattered glass everywhere
>Manage to get in whitout cutting myself, slowly climbing down the roof
>Home sweet home
>Go to what used to be my room
>Find my old computer in a closet
>Plug it in, delete internet history
>10 GB porn folder
>Megusta
>Rip pants off, become one with my dick, phropecy has been completed
>I shall rain into every corner of this room
>Get a hold of my dick with both hands
>Fap like never before, moaning loudly
>The autism is consuming me, I can feel one chromosome on the edge of leaving my body approaching orgasm
>Autistically get up and run to the window, cum outside making this an offering for the mighty sun
>A tear runs down my cheek as I fall on my back, exhausted from such workout
>The door brusts open, the neighbours called the cops thinking it was a robery
>I sightly move my head to see the cop, he has some fresh cum stains on his hat and shirt
>Mfw

And that's how I ended in jail

>>2392
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>2392
Ya done fucked up!

>>2394
not
>ya dun goofed

I took a zebra and turned it into this over the course of several requests. I'm no artist, but it was a fun way to spend a night drinking on /mlp/. Supposed to be some dude zebra-fied too, so that just made it more fun. Nothing like defiling OCs to pass the time.

>>2450
That zigger dindu nuffin. Stop the racism!

>>2450
>several requests
From who/where?
Nice pic btw. It's pretty funny, in a cute way.

>>2454
I was poking around the CYOA thread a while ago because there was literally nothing else going on on the board. Someone ""'accidentally""" posted the zebra, and well, I was really bored. Then Anons just kept requesting more bits and pieces.

>>2450
I want to see more ziggers degraded.

>>1922
Milo is opposed to Jihadis. Crusades are fine though.

>>2483
A pic is worth 1000 words... I stand corrected..

>>2484
butter

>>2392
YOUR MOVE MISTER LAW MAN

>>2532
kek

>>2392
This should be illustrated.

I gave up half way...

>>3080

n_n

Fresh from the ovens.

>>3087
Wow that is cool.
What program did you use to make it?

>>3080
niice

>>3088
Blender.

>>3087
>>3090
What's the mask supposed to represent?

>>3091
https://youtu.be/7givDDI-jhg?t=70
>He never played Star Fox
Why live?

>>3092
Oh...
>tfw my childhood...

>>3094
Maybe this will be a little more applicable if you haven't played the game.

>Anything counts, no judgement, just draw whatever and post it.
Anything eh?
Don't judge

>>3116
*tackles internally*

>>3116
Nice work though.. I always have a hard time drawing those things, for some reason.

>>4126
I had forgotten about this thread

>>4132
It's good to shake-up the catalog every once in a while.
Nice sketch. Is it a cat?

>>4134
Kinda, I drew him on the spot, you like it?

>>4152
>>4132
>X-eyes
Odd.. Is he dead or something?

>>4152
What's his name?

>>4153
No, silly, they are over the eyes.

>>4155
Umm...
Purreth?

>>4156
He looks sad..

>>4158
Nah m8 it's all righty!
he can't pull the trigger anyways

>>494
I'm still learning pls no bully

>>4176

made me laugh, good one

Drawing with your finger is hard.