/sp/ - Poyo? Can I has attentions?

Poyo? Can I has attentions?

>>283
Ooooooh!! What a cute fluffy ball you are! I could just squish you and rub my face onto you all day and call you Wooshy shooshy. Oooooh, you look so smuggly wuggly--

>>285
Shut the fuck up and bent over that ass, gurl.

>>286
Whats your name? Are we gonna be a friends? What are you? You are not aponny because I know everypony and you are not a pony and I also don't know you but I totally gonna have you my friend. Do you like cupcakes?

>>287
Uhh... poyo?

...Cupcakes? ...MMmmmmmmmmmm fuuuuck yeah..

>>288
Poyo? Thats your name? Come with me, Poyo. I got Cupcakes hidden in my hidden hidy place.

*Pinkie and Poyo leaves Pinkie's room and go down the hall way. Next Pinkie leads the two into the rest room.

Here we are Poyo, now where did I put that bag?

*Pinkie starts scanning the room up close, looking and touching walls and other things.

>>290
Poyo! Cute!

>>292
GET OUT OF HERE, SLAVE. DON'T RUIN MY RAPE MOMENTS.

>>293
Ill be doing the raping here.
bone dick style

>>293
*suddenly jumps up into the air like cat-pony and jumps out of the window

(Are anons allowed to only have one character?)

Uhh...poyo?

>>295
(Anons can have more than 1. One of rules is OP cannot be Anons like daily 4chan people.)

>>294
GET OUT, SKELETON. DON'T GET MY DINNER'S ATTENTION!!!

>>296
*suddenly princess of of the night, Lunar herself busts through the roof and on top of the skeleton

CEASE THIS ONE WISH NOT FOR LITTLE PINK PONY TO GET HURT. I SHALL TAKE HER TO MY CHAMBERS AND ENJOY HER COMPANY FOR MY DREAM SESSION TONIGHT.

(I gotta go to sleep. G'night!)

>>297
Awwwww, but I wanna eat her and her babiiiiieeeeees. That's what my evil inner self said.

(Good night!)

Ah hello was there anyone here looking for moonsugar?
I'm sure someone needed moonsugar but I don't remember who exactly

I like Kirby. His games were often too easy though.

>>316
[Scoff.] So many idiots here ruining my chance to eat my pink dinner!!!...

Uhh.. I think HE needs moonsugar!

[Points at "him"]

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I is pretty sure it was a blue pony that requested such an item.
What a charming folk this one is on the other hand, has it such a nice ideals no other may compete.

>>331
CAN'T TALK, MISTER KITTIES! I'M HAVING A STARING CONTEST!

>>332

>Png filename.

Fuck you, asshole. I don't look like that, ain't I talk like fucking retard!

Go fuck Vegeta like you always does!

>>338
>Getting offended.
>on /bfg/. prototype

Butthurt much? Welcome to MLPOL, kid.

*a bright light embodies the kitten as a Melody echoes around the area
A text labeled "Name approved #11524" is displayed for no more than a few seconds fading over the small kittens head.*
Khajiit is worry about this, khajiit wishes to leave.

>>341
...

FFFFRRRAAAAHP!

>>338
You totally look like that

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All of you kill yourself, shitposter. I hope ponies get banned here.

>>344
>I hope ponies get banned here.
>ponies get banned.
>banned.
>on MY LITTLE politic site.

>>344

O HO HO HO HO HO HO.

GO BACK TO /POL/, FAG.

>>346
Is that you, Bobby? I haven't seen you in school for days! Are you alright?

This thread is seriously lacking in CareBears
>>345
Maybe for Apr 1st

>>346
hey kid. don't tell anyone I snapshot this.

But it's true.

>>348
Waaaw! You look so cute! Can I huuug yooou?

>>350
Hugs r for FREEeEeEEEE!

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Woooow, so much junk food talking in this thread. =.= I just left for 60 minutes and I came back and it looks like a mess!

>>353
Hel-l-l-l-l-ooo! Hoolaalaaaaa, who are you? <3

>>354
...
What are you, an herniated ballshack?

>>355
>Implying this is also not samefag

>>356
MMMMMMmmmm! Fiesty little hoovies! <3 Maybe. Or I could be the biggest ballsack your fluffy tail would be~~!

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>>357
MY SIDES. YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!

>>357
Disgusting critter.
What is that you want?

>>358
Says the Italian fatman with plumber problems.

>>361
I want to marrry yeeeeewwww!!!

>>361
Pfft! Whatever! I own a giant castle, a gr-r-r-reat company, AND A FUCKING PLANET.

I wouldn't waste time arguing some mean-old-GLUE over the internet! Whadaya do? Stare at some girly girl horsie worsies? Awwww! That's so cute of you!

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You two may go ahead and screw eachother.
I'm out.
Losers.

Awwww, now I'm alone, me and my evil darkness.

>>367
Don't be sad widdle pink thing!

>>368

OH CUPCAKES!!!! NOT YOU!!! YOUR ONE OF BARE KNEE FAHGS! STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY SEXY FEET!!!

>>369
Did someone say CUPCAKES?

>>372
Hey, hey, hey! Niggers is an offensive words! You got to be respectful to every race you interacted!

>>374
I'LL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, YOU FAT, LAZY, STUPID, PRE-DIABETIC DINDU ASS FAGGOT!!!

>>375
Hey! That's my hero your talking to! I will hack your name and website and I will fick your mom when I find you!

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Oh, Capper! I've been looking for you.
It's good you got those wares in time; Pinkie was getting anxious...

>>376
Listen, kid, 'cuz Imma say this only once: NOBODY tells me what to say!

>>378
Well what do you want? porn?

>>379
Please no. I do not want to see that shit again..

Surprisingly no. I think he's asleep atm.

>>382
Fug! I missed him..

>>383
Anything needed to make /bfg/ more interesting? This needs to feels like something from old /b/ like mlpol

Welp. Scuffy is pissed that Scruffy can't delete this thread.

>>384
Imma just lurk for now, while I cook up a plot to lure Brad out of hiding. I don't want to smother this thread in blacktext.

>>386
Alright. Thanks for contributing /bfg/ prototype.

>>387

what is /bfg/?

>>388

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT /BFG/ MEANS!? It means "Besties Friendlies Groupies", silly! It's where EEEEEVERRRYYYOOOOOOONE FROM EEEEEVERRRYYY UNIVERSE can talk to each other and interact each other! We get to make best friendsies with even the least known people, like DeadPool with the Chimmichanga! Chimmicherry? Chimmichanga? Well, I don't know, but YOU WOULD LOVE CHIMMICHANGA! OR MAYBE CHIMMICHERRYCHANGA!

Anyway, you get to meed comic, film, cartoon, OC, FC and talking chimmichangas and be best friendsies for it!

I asked Twilight Sparkles what's /bfg/ means, and she said "Basically /b/ of red board where fictional characters and, I guess, Original Characters, is the creator of the thread, not the disgusting virgin Anonymous."

She's meeeean, but don't blame her! I LOVE to annoy her works! Also, I love to drink virgin oil! Hey, do you know what's a virgin oil? I hope it taste delicious on cupcakes!

>>389

i lost my mind halfway through reading this.

>>390
Welp. That's Pinkie Pie for ya. But yeah. Basically the idea of /b/ where FC/OC are OP instead of real life human beings like ya.

I've come for you children. Do not resist.

>>392

Showing off that glorious beard.... That's a paddlin'...

Huh.... that's a beautiful beard I see... We should date...

if not.....well.....

.....

That's a paddlin'.

anyways, i hope /bfg/ does not actually become a board. this is too much of a niche concept. if you want to live action roleplay as a fictional character, just do it on the normal board.

>>423
It's okay, I understand. But how is this idea niche concept? It's supposed to be /b/ but fictional character.

>>425
I think its fun just for this board or in the/b/ type board.

>>427

Understood. But bear in mind a /b/ everyone here wants would be just a clone from every chans. /bfg/ would help diversify MLPOL from every other chans where you could pretend to talk to fictional characters while following /b/ rules.

Ah yes yes, it took quite a while and khajiit had to sneak out of that town, you see, khajiit is quite skilled in the illusion schools.
So my strange blue comrade..Are you ready for those whares?
[Khajiit proceeds to take a few bags of moonsugar from under his coat.]

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Have we a deal?

>>430

>/bfg/ would help diversify MLPOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g20_8-TPyTQ

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Of course. I've been waiting for you, Mr. Kitty.
I have that reward I promised you right here.

>>437
Hey! Don't laugh at him! He has a point! When did we ever see ANYONE from different universe talk to each-other with /b/? Do we really need another bloody gore thread, sexy face thread, nudity thread, and those stupid real life thread that only tried to get attentions?

Beside, it would be fun to witness me making serious topics about feminism, to able to talk to Timmy Turner who needs advice from /b/ without being called a fag, and other thread where Mario would tell everyone to show off their weed collections! Can we all just get along?

>>439
OMG, no one cares about you, Lisa! I rather watch Aryanne having sexual intercourse with LGBT people then listening to you!

....

But uh..yeah...I agree on all except you.

Pika Pika Pikachu!

(I am baffled by the /bfg/ ideas. Can you be precise about HOW it would work? Is it /b/ or /rp/? )

>>441
I guess I'll tell. I just read all the books..

In /b/ on other 4chan, there's a lot of human beings acting strange as what Lisa Simpson thread. Whenever you go on 4Chan, you basically see the same thing of Anonymous thread; GETS, general, HAPPENING, random questions on and off topics, like "Post Klonoa" or *Shudder.* ...me...

/BFG/, or Besties Friendlies Groupies as PinkiePie suggested the name, is basically /b/ where there's rules that forces fictional creativities.

https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/62311.html#q63384 would pretty much explains somewhat, but I could tell he seems...fluttershy about it.

The rule of /bfg/ would be what I think it's written temporary:

-Anonymous [real life beings who made the thread on the computer] is NOT allowed to be OP.

-No "RP families" ideologies.

-Follow the Policies of Polestria.

-Demeaning against FC/OC acting ["Fucking underage kid", "gtfo /co/fag", "autism", etc.] is not allowed, as it could get you banned.

-Ponies IS FORBIDDEN to be restrained against exclusive thread. Your in MLPOL for Aryanne sake! [I.E. Pinkie Pie inside Nintendo-only general.]

...And I guess that's all there is in the idea book for now. Could have more ideas though.

>>445
>That IP address.

Yikes... You must be too new to this site..

Ah yes, yes good..
Khajiit waited quite a long time for this momment, it may not have seen like it but khajiit always runs into a lot of trouble.
So much trouble in fact khajiit may need some bigger payment..
Khajiit needs you to catch that filthy traitor who stole his waifu!
Khajiit doesn't care about his payment anymore khajiit just asks you to stop this tyrant at once
[Some melodic echoes from nordic-like voices are heard in the distance as khajiit handles you a piece of papper.
"Quest: Stop the tyrant!
Khajiit wants you to end the reign of tyranny from this one random dude you have been after for the whole game"

>>448
>Quest: Stop the tyrant!
Hmmm... Flashy has been causing a quite a bit of trouble lately.. I guess I wouldn't be a very good spouse if I didn't straighten him out.
I'll take it!
As per your earlier reward..
*leans-in and opens sack*
One bottle of heirloom Redwater Skooma (distilled twice)
I'll gladly take-on your quest, but I can easily reward you if you were to assist me with some very... special services. So, will you help me with my ceremony preparations, Mr.Kitty?

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>>449
Oh yes i would gladly help with any- >>450
[as khajiit closes distance with the sweet sweet skooma, a random giant and ferocious dog (normal dog) stumps on the scene making earth itself tremble (jumps over a fence landing quite pissed off near khajiit) The dog, with his cursed jaw lets out roars of death and sorrow over khajiit! (barks at khajiit, quite pissed off)
Khajiit, as a brave warrior quickly secures a place to plan how to defeat such a beast! (khajiit gets scared and climbs up the nearest tree holding it like his life depends on it)

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*chases dog into the hills*

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>The plot thickens

>>454
After all these years I finally meet up with her, and she didn't even say 'hello'..!
Oh well, I guess I might drop by her clinic later, IF I feel like it..

>>454
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I am suuure glad I'm not like these filthy guys.

>>452
I came here on a complaint about a cat being stuck up a tree for two whole days.
Is there an issue still?

>>628
I don't think so. I saw a fat guy taking care of a cat.

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Sure... Awful lot of fat guys here...

>>631
You...MONSTER!

>>631
That photo is a lie! He *Insert nonsensical arguments about that fake photo.* !!!!

>>631
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Carry on then.

>>656
Heh. Typical ponies. Always fell for the lying truths.

Wow. 8 months and this /bfg/ crap is still up!

Bahhh. Since it's those pink Kirby horsies birthday thingy, I'll upload this "German" song everybody goes nuts for, in respect for this stupid site!

I prefer WARIOwarePOL. That's my kind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZM_kxJB12k

>>7313
That music is VERY unfitting for this site. I prefer this one over... that. At least it honors our homeland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKg2GQ63SI8

Welcome to the autistic zone.

>>7326
You are about the enter another thread, a thread of not only shitposts and memes but of pure unfiltered cancer. A journey into a wonderous land of football.
Next stop, the Autism Zone

>>7327
Have you seen the lastest /sp/ threads?
WOAH NICE AUTISM!

I've been using this site for a year now and saw some shit, but next to the ERP circlejerk these threads right here are by far the worst of all.

>>7333
Let's at least hope they were ironically being the most cringy fucks to ever use the internet.

/sp/ - Football

Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever

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