OH GOD THE VAX JUST MADE MY PENIS FALL OFF. I TOOK IT 4 YEARS AGO AND I WAS TAKING A PISS AND IT JUST FELL RIGHT OFF! WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?! WHY DID I CALL YOU ALL SCHIZOS?! OH GOD MY PENIS FELL OFF! NOOOOOO!!!
OH GOD MY PENIS FELL OFF AND IT HURTS SO MUCH! NOOOOOOOOO!
IT JUST PLOPPED RIGHT OFF! NOOOOOOO!
OH GOD NO MY PENIS FELL OFF!
Your fault for pissing while hard
Anyone else wondering why he owns a dildo?
>>26058Not difficult to acquire for the sake of a stupid joke.
>>26058IT'S NOT A DILDO ITS MY PENIS AND IT FELL RIGHT OFF! NOOOOOOOO!
>>26058No one is under any doubt as to why anon has a dildo
>>26061I JUST SAID IT'S MY PENIS AND IT FELL RIGHT OFF! NOOOOO! MY PENIS FELL OFF! NOOOOOOOOOO!