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The English shit etymology.
>>21111QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>21114>>21115Yup, they are that stupid.
>>21126Not sure if Purple is fucked in the head or her stomach.
>>21133It makes sense when you take into account that the chinese oligarch and WEF darling Jack Ma went missing in China at the time of that article was published.
>>21133soros is based and loves national socialism, he's using his ngos to make things worse so it comes back.
>>21136>WEF schizophreniaNo no no. Jack Ma was the WEF trojan horse inside China and the Honorable and Magnificent Leader Xi was having none of that. Jack Ma went into forced retirement. Now the WEF has to deal directly with Xi.
>>21138>Jack MaSome say he's the spawn of a mythical Anglo Saxon king and a demon lady, and is otherwise known as "Grendel".
3 East Indians Drown to Death.
>be me
>be tired from work
>decide on homemade pizza for dinner
>make pizza sauce and prepare dough
>make pizza
>forget to put sauce on pizza
Kill me. Dinner is cheesy bread with pepperoni.
>>21147t
>Dip cheesy pepperoni bread in microwaved pizza sauceFuck it. I'm not going to bed hungry. I can't believe that I fucked something so simple up so badly and with such sad results. Whatever. It's not that bad.
>>21148>Whatever. It's not that bad.That's a clear sign that you were starving.
>>21149True. It's better than nothing. My disappointment in myself is still immeasurable.
I can't remember the last time I fucked my cooking this bad since I'm normally pretty proud of my cooking.
At least I didn't have guests this time.
>>21150From now on you are banned from my kitchen, that is guaranteed.
>>21151Understandable. Just know that I would consider myself an otherwise good cook. I weep at the thought that other anons will never know of my excellent bbq.
Again, disappointment: Immeasurable.