/sp/ - Football

>>20230
>Dyed haired shitskin
Man, I've been told a thing or two about Donkey bites.

https://youtu.be/TEARObyJJyQ
This is still who we are

Amish barn raised in one day.

>>20251
The Amish are so fucking cool. No drugs. No degeneracy. They don't care that they don't have the latest ipod, iphone, ps4 and nintendo. They're like Mormons but they take it even more seriously. If social sciences were real sciences they would observe these groups, find out what makes them successful, see if it's possible for a society to remain traditional while also improving its technology.

>>20252
B-but, blasting some faggot's brain is illegal.

>>20254
>improving its technology
Technology is the devil's work.

>>20256
Technology is man's work. The perverse application and abuse thereof is the devil's work.

>>20257
>Technology is man's work.
I'm not so sure about that.

>>20258
It's the product of man's labor and ingenuity. The devil uses man's work against him. Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.

>>20259
>Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.
And because is corrupted, technology must be destroyed. It is for the greater good.

>>20260
>technology must be destroyed
What does that even mean? Smashing rocks together is technology. Boiling water is technology. Shitposting on this site is technology.

>>20262
You need technology to shitpost, unless you're doing it by writing on walls.

Are you better than Chris Chan: bingo edition
A game to make you feel better about yourself. I'll start.

>>20269
>brain teaser
I'll pass. Also, release Chris-Chan.

>>20269
Numbering the X axis with numbers and the y axis with letters...
1a, 3a is a joke because accepting your bad art is the only way to work on and improve it instead of giving up art altogether, 4a, 5a...
1b, 3b, 4b,
1c, 2c, 3c, 4c is a joke because some forums really are just discord servers but worse and full of denser people like some sonic fan forum I got yelled at decades ago, 5c.
1d, 2d, 3d, 4d (does Chris Chan really have insincere religious beliefs, putting aside the dimensional merge copium delusion?), 5d
1e, 2e, 3e, 4e, 5e fuck every fizzy drink in existence I have a water purifier that takes hours to boil and filter and when it smells like shit you know it's done.

>>20271
This post is prime example of an anon deep inside calculus' matrices.
Damn!

>>20286
Based. Celestia is best pony.

Guess which one I just bought last night......

>Be taxman.
>US is destroyed to hell and back.
>Farms are gone, people all around are coughing up the very fibers of their being, radiation has made life that survived dangerous to even eat, hospitals are now empty the staff having fled or died, now more worried about saving their loved ones from impossible circumstances than the random person, medicine is no longer transported.
>You knock on a door of a home, barely standing.
>A starving looking child answers the door.
"Hello, are your parents home?"
>...
"They owe ten thousand dollars to the IRS, so if you see them let them know we need a payment or we'll have to repossess the home"
>"It's been 31 days since the bombs dropped! How are we supposed to pay taxes, we have nothing!"
"Well we're all in a bit of a pickle, that's why President Biden made the "Save the people" tax, we'll use your taxes to help Jamal get back on his feet. Don't be a bigot and have that money ready by the end of the month."
>You leave and are cannibalized by a few mexicans that were in the cartel.

Canine drama queen.

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>>20407
I would literally rather spank it to cartoon ponies than fuck that thing, let alone pretend that it's a creature deserving of dignity.

Humanity will not survive.

>>20410
4/5 people weren't retards. On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good. She didn't pull the pump out (perhaps due to lack of effort) and even put away the pump which is good, but troubling questions arise from that.
A. She can't judge distance. A road hazard to everyone and should not be driving.
B. She can judge distance. But object permanence is an issue. (Failing to realize which side of the car has the gas tank)
C. Is ignorant lacking three dimensional navigation and problem solving.
D. Something else is going on, maybe drugs, maybe a being from a two point five dimensional plane, maybe inability who knows.
E. Attention whoring. Or political/comedic commentary about womwn driving. Or a dare to act a fool. Or an actor.

>>20411
>On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good.
Not yet.

>>20412
Yeah.
>>20410
>>20411
Looking back on it I'm really tempted to say it's actually E. Where she's looking bugs me. But the license plate is itching somethin' in my brain fierce.

>>20410
She looks vaccinated.

>>20422
Soyjak posting is the ultimate end goal of all political discussion. Get into an argument with another anon over Nicaraguan packing peanuts? Soyjak that faggot and he'll be absolutely pwned. How will he ever recover?

>>20428
This is how Conservatism has always been, since the beginning. Conservatism is actually a form of liberalism, only slower. Conservation doesn't mean stopping liberalist change, only slowing it down.

>>20428
>>20429
F

Mechanic Discovers Source of Car's Clunks.

>>20433
Kind of shitty to cut down such an ancient and monumental tree, tbh.
I'm not treehugger, but when a tree gets that big and old it has some sentimental value.

>>20434
More like sedimental value. If a tree is in the way of something the white man wants or needs it's just a prettier stalagtite.

>>20435
I disagree. That three looks like it's more than a millennia old. What could it possibly be in the way of to be worth cutting down?
>in the way of something the white man wants
By "the white man" do you mean the uber-rich Jew who bought up the land it was on after pulling strings in the government to get priority land grabs?

>>20435
>More like sedimental value.
Looking at the majestic of that tree, if feels like a crime.

>>20434
>>20436
>>20437
Thank you for being sane.
>>20435
There are plenty of other trees that can be cut down for wood that aren't monuments to centuries of history. Go find some of those. Our skin color doesn't give us the right to do whatever we want to for 0.0005% increased profits, if it did we'd be jews, not aryans.

>>20475
Can anypony list the songs used in this?

>>20478
Top kek

>>20523
>woman driving a cuckover
I hope she went to forever prison and her cuckover was smelted.

>>20524
I hope the tow driver and the bureaucracy who hired him go down in flames.

>>20526
So do I, but the the cuckover must be destroyed.