/sp/ - Football

She is in control.

Grow food, not lawns.

>>18525
Alright bro, how to grow potatoes and tomatoes and chickens?
Btw what do you know about "Space Buckets"? I hear weedfags use them to make weed but they work great on farming anything indoors.

>>18526
No idea, but it is a good time to learn moar.

>>18526
how you do it depends on how much land you have, also climate.
if you let chickens and ducks be around the house, you wont ever have bug problems.

>>18528
>if you let chickens and ducks be around the house, you wont ever have bug problems.
This.

I don't care for Jews.

>>18528
>>18527
How hardcore a farmer can a man become before the government wants to fuck with him?

>>18532
Not much. As soon as the bureaucrats notice him, men with legal papers and weapons will you up demanding a cut.

Eeyore the donkey is shown a video of himself reaching 50K followers on TikTok and honked repeatedly to show his sincere thanks.

I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like niggers no siree.

>>18566
There are two known things that will make me Puke,Thats a Hog Eating Slop and a Big Black Spook

>>18568
The Mouse Utopia Experiment was actually Really Fucked up. But the Findings from that Experiment was Worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgGLFozNM2o

>>18569
What does thus truly prove about human behaviour?
That animals were not meant to be pampered pets, and neither were people?
That a society where everyone is rewarded equally encourages mediocrity and laziness and sin while discouraging excellence?
That the hedonic treadmill makes attempts to force a utopia doomed to fail by design, and the best society man can ask for is one where he can fairly earn his prosperity according to his ability and value?

>>18570
People Being Packed into Cities like Sardines Breeds Degeneracy.
But also the points you made.

I bet Hasbro would make [MAD STACKS] if they just released a Nintendogs knockoff for the Nintendo Switch and Mobile Phone where you get a pony
walk your pony
pet your pony
Sometimes encounter other pony owners
feed, bathe, clothe your pony
give your pony a cute collar and nice leash for walking
teach your pony new tricks like backflipping for earth ponies and barrel rolls for pegasi and teleporting for unicorns

>>18572
Yeah, but ponies are people in FiM, so keeping them as pets is kind of weird.
Unless you want it to also be like Teaching Feeling.

Scammer's card reader at the gas pump.

>>18591
I was going to call this shit then I noticed the SS marks and how the summoning seals were changed
10/10 would Kuchiyose No GastheJews-tsu again

>>18573
Countless mobile gacha games are built around rolling for and owning ightly-moving jpegs. Anime girls, ships, all sorts of people more human-looking than Pokemon. Besides Hasbro's toyline is practically built on owning ponies with names and playsets and little hairbrushes. Owning your own Twilight Sparkle in a game wouldnt be that weird. It'd be weird if it played like nintendogs instead of a mobile scam game.

>>18540
This is a Nigel ass meme.
>>18511 →
Speaking, sorry. I should've but I haven't watched the thread consistently for a few months, I keep everything open in a private window and sometimes when my computer restarts I'll forget to re-open certain threads. OP did good though.

>>18606
WTF is a "Nigel ass meme"?

Looks like its gonna be venison tonight ^_^

Even the animals of this realm sense that McDonalds 'food' isn't real food.

>>18618
Hey, ugly people can have sex too.
Pic unrelated.

>>18608
A reddit meme. Nigel is a fucking redditor, and I have suspicions that you are Nigel.

>>18620
>everything I don't like is Nigel
Oh fuck off cunt. I posted the meme. I have browsed this board for four years and have never used reddit even once in my life. I am not the poster you like to call "Nigel". I will post whatever I want wherever I want to, and if you don't like you can kiss my ass.

>>18620
>>18621
No, I am Nigel just kidding I'm not but this would be a wall of text if I was

>>18621
>I posted the meme
>a lie
You didn't nigger. I posted that dog.

>>18621
>I have browsed this board for four years
>Trust me, I'm an oldfag
I guess this is another lie. Why that would be?

>>18626
....
Well, now I sound like an idiot. I guess I got confused because I posted the same dog on discord earlier and thought it was me.

>>18627
Nah, that part was accurate, and you can still kiss my ass.

>>18645
I didn't know they hired trannies for that kind of job.

Kek

>>18650
The toes don't lie.

>>18650
He's an ugly little man in a wig and dress

I suddenly want to get like 100 baby chicks, and then let them spread out in a garage, and then chase them around with a shop-vac gobbling them up, and then dump them out and repeat

>>18725
Post the video of you doing it.

>>18726
You know it'd be fun

>>18725
Just make sure you don't hurt them.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance

CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Generous nigger donates to McDonalds.

Fuck the jew flu and the ZOG government!
https://youtu.be/rlSYabmJuzM

We do a little trolling

>>18938
There will come a point that when the Apocalypse DOES arrive, whoever is left will be like "Finally, ffs"

>>18946
Just chillax.

https://youtu.be/RG3LnN0Z-zE
Believe in Jesus

Not today Klaus Schwab.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-1HaEqDIdw

>>19162
Is there a higher quality version of this? I love the video but the only versions I've come across have been jpegged to all hell

>>19162
Superb.

>>19298
Kek id let anon mare sit on my face