/sp/ - Football

Have a memory that won't leave you alone? Keeps you up at night, viscerally cringing at yourself? Post it here!

I'll start us off.

>I'm a sophomore in high school,
>I'm a kinky fucker, so is my girlfriend
>We have a thing where we pretend to be siblings, she calls me big brother
>We text all cutesy-wootsey with stuff like "Hey baby sister..." and all that bullshit
>one day I send her a particularly dirty text
>I get a question mark back
>a question mark
>check the contact
>its not my girlfriend
>it was a girl i was doing an interview with for the school paper
>cringe inside myself so hard i grow a second anus in my bowels to clench
>have to explain to the girl that it was an accident

It's not too bad in the scheme of things but it keeps me up at night.