/sp/ - Samantha "Samy" Master(s)

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For those who are just tuning in, what we have here is a case of a trapped lolcow/e-thot.

You see, a long time ago a lolcow was brought to the attention of our Football board of Broncos and Denver, wherein John Elway did reighn from on Mile High by the long forehead of Payton Manning.
But lo, a cringe of epic proportions would be foisted upon our Footballs, causing the whole gymnasium to need to be resorted by Football and,... eugh... Basketball.

This cringe goes by the name KittyStyles.
Ostensibly because Doggy Style had already been claimed of any notoriety, the worst - and I mean the WORST - of swedes was foisted upon, amidst a celebration of American and First Down. And after a long period of monitoring this Kitty Styles, several things became apparent.
1. Kittystyles was not Football, but neither did he athletic. So while not Football, he was not anti-Football such as those heathens from St. Louis.
2. He was fucking insane. Seriously, peruse the kittystyles threads. Check the shorter videos and audios. As one who was there, the smaller soundbites are emblematic of the larger ones.
3. Kitty had drawn unto him people who are just as batshit craycray as he be. Case in point, one Samantha Masters (it's actually Master, but rly, are YOU gonna call any crazy thot-whores who have nowhere else to go to uncensoredly chat with their deluded Simps, but a nazi horsewhispering Mongolian basketweaving forum of friendship, 'master'? Nor should you).

But I digress. So yes, this one festering cunt and another who is a festering ballsack have opted to whisper sweet nothings to one another ITT.

It would be a shame if it were filled with horsepussy.

Samantha was banned from Thomas Dall (self admitted pedophile’s) discord for posting her own mlpol page for attention. Thomas banned her because he was scared people would come across his own thread herein; however, he doesn’t know his thread was pruned ages ago for inactivity.

After some pushback from his own discord partipants he unbanned and reinvited her back. she responded back with:

Samyxbaby — Today at 9:31 AM
DONT YOU EVER I JUST WOKE UP TO *--* SPERGING AT ME.CALLING ME A FUCKIN BITCH AND TELLING ME TO GO.TAKE.CARE.OF.MY.CHILD AND STAY OUT OF HIS LIFE WTF? THEN HALF HOUR LATER.SAYS HEY COME.BACK TO SERVER.. HEY ASSHOLE ITS MY PAGE BITCH CAME BACK CUZ I FELT BAD THAT U WERE BANNED THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU JAGOFF YOU FUCKIN CALL PEOPLE A FUCKING BITCH SPERG AT THEM AND THEN EXPECT THEM TO TALK TO.YOU.BACK AFTER YOU COME DOWN FROM YOUR BIPOLARNESS HEY --- DONT YOU EVER I MEAN EVER MOTHERFUCKER TALK ABOUT MY CHILD DONT YOU EVER TELL ME TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY CHILD YOU FUCKIN WIKIPEDIA TERRIORIST FAGGOT. YOU CRY IN A SERVER WITH TWO PEOPLE IN IT ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO --- AFTER FUCKING PRISON. DONT YOU.EVER YOU FUCKIN WASTE OF.GOVERNMENT AIR piece OF SHIT MENTION MY CHILD AGAIN. I CAME BACK CUZ I FELT BAD. GET OFF THE INTERNET --- THE CYCLE OF --- THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE ZERO FRIENDS ZERO FAMILY ZERO IT IS YOUR A TICKING.TIME BOMB WASTE OF SPACE CHEAPER IF --- PIECE OF SHIT. I WOKE.UP TO.YOU SPERGING IN MY.CHAT INSTEAD OF FUCKING MESSAGING ME KINDLY AND SAYING HEY SAMY SORRY MAYBE YOU DIDNT KNOW THE RULES IN MY SERVER BUT PLEASE DONT DOX.... FINE. ACCEPTABLE NOT HEY YOU FUCKING BITCH TAKE CARE OF YOUR.KID ARE YOU.FUCKING DUMB. ---- I USED TO BE TALKED TO LIKE THAT FROM MAGGOTS LIKE YOU BUT THE NEW SAMY DOESNT TOLERATE BEING CALLED NAMES.FOR FUCKIN NOT.KNOWING THE RULES OR MAKING A MISTAKE. DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY CHILD TO TELL ME TO GO TAKE CARE OF HIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAME BACK TO THE INTERNET IN HOPES OF A.FRESH DO.OVER.AND TO MEET NEW FRIENDS AND LOOK AROUNDD YOU GOT THE SAME.FOUR JAGOFFS IN YOUR SERVER AS YOU DID WHEN YOU LEFT. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT I DIDNT DESERVE TO BE WOKEN UP WITH MESSAGES LIKE THAT FROM YOU IF I DIDNT KNOW YOUR FUCKING SERVER.RULES. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU .. NOW IM REPORTING IT AND YOU WONT EVEN HAVE A SERVER TO FUCKIN JERK TO THREE PEOPLE TO IN THE MORNING OKAY???SO GOODLUCK

It remains to be seen if the legendary mess known as samy will return.

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