/poner/ - Ponies

Let me explain to you how fucked the US is using a perfect real-world example.
In my local town there's a Buffet place that I worked at for a while. Shining gem of the town, everyone goes there every weekend, they've kept the same prices and the same food for over 25 years.
Sounds great on paper doesn't it?

Well here's the thing. They can afford to have not changed prices - cuz don't tell me the cost of ingredients HASN'T changed in that 25 years - because with the exception of ONE GUY (other than me) the entire kitchen staff are illegal.
What this guy has been doing is taking the proceeds from not paying for his workers properly and reinvesting it into their bottom line, thus artificially inflating the solvency of the business. Over time, this has a draining effect on other local businesses who eventually go out of business, to the point that the only business that can really compete is the Chinese buffet, who have their own game going. See, they have a family member who works at Tyson, who offers at-cost cases of chicken to employees and family members.
So the chinese are gaming the system one way, the jewish white guy is gaming the system another way, so that no one can compete and everything stagnates.
Oh but don't tell the locals. It doesn't matter that it's all true, all that matters to them is cheap fried chicken and catfish. And crawfish on Fri/Sat

>>8987
Applejack has a musky butt.

>>8999
Imagine rubbing her hooves after a long day bucking trees.

>>8970
It's a real shame. Some of the best pony pictures ever made were the soft, kind and warm ones. Nature and you were both very good at that.

>>9028
love her or hate her , rainbow dash always will be the heart of the fandom and a big symbol of the show
include derpy as well

Rainbow Dash is best pony.

>>9029
>Rainbow Dash is the heart of the fandom
One of them for sure. Any and all of the M6 apply, as does Derpy and Lyra, I'd say. Different sections of the fandom have different hearts too. Music scene? Vinyl and Octavia.

Radiatore is best noodle

>>9031
i meant general most picture and news articles always used rd as their thumbnail
even for those who hate us bronies or they just heard about us
i am not a rainbow-fag, just saying

>>9038
sorry for my shitty grammar i am just sleepy

>>9039
That's fair, She's father iconic of G4, I'd say. All of the good parts of it, at least.

Hi guys! Hope you all had a great day.

>>9050
i hope you did as well.

>>9050
I had it. Thank you.

>>9050
It's a pretty decent one. Got some work done, had time left over to shiny hunt in a pokemon romhack, lol.

>>8999
she washes herself with an apple on a stick

>>9030
RD unironically motivates me when working out
>nuhuh, Dash would do few more reps
after all, she's a pony we could strive to be

Happy May 1st working horses! Praise the working class!

>>9072
>the working class
Exploited by the politburo and the nomenklatura. Remember?

>>9073
Silence talking chicken or it's the KFC for yas.

>>9072
Uhm, what significance dpes May 1st have for the working class?

>>9084
>Labor day
Oh, right. Forgot that was a thing

So now you're witnessing this site in more of it's ordinary state. There is an observable group that makes this board their home board even though most posters and lurkers are off doing other things or inhabiting other areas of the internet. Dedicated autists, if things of significance, banter, fun, or whatever occurs, it will be brought here and posted, but (mostly) the incessant drive for fast-paced 4chan shenanigens are things we grew out of. We're also painfully aware (as is much of 4chan now, one hopes) of how artificial a NOT insignificant percentage of the posts there are, as well as who is behind it. It's kind of funny, because all this donkey show hack situation has ACTUALLY done is give confirmation to many/most (if not all) of the speculations, assessments, and predictions about 4chan and moderation from myself and others back when this site was founded.
Mlpol doesn't want to replace 4chan by any means/measure, just to preserve and hold space for some of the finer aspects of the community; case in point, if 4chan got shut down and suddenly there's a whole contingent of homeless horse enthusiasts.

>>9093
in your opinion, how Jewish is Fluttershy?

>>9097
What a non-sense question

>>9097
she does not have a nose bigger than a fucking dildo
also she is not a money milking fag like flim and flam
flim and flam are jews
and quite good representation of the hasbro

>>9103
i believe we all agreed griffins are the jews

>>9093
I'm still confused why people would willingly go back to that bot infested gilded cage.

>>9103
she's a very good pone

>>9106
remember guys: bots can't be repelled by horsepussy

>>9110
agreed

>>9104
i meant if there are pones who can be jews that would be flim and flam
but we all know what griffons are caple of -> fuck gilda

>>9114
please stop all of this hateful slander against griffons

>>9115
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this post.

>>9104
Griffons are Ferengi.

may day, aka bolshevik new year's.

>>9160
>bolshevik
Jew anti-White ideology.
KYS

>>9162
i don't approve of it. you should kill yourself, faggot. with your piss poor reading comprehension.

>>9163
>with your piss poor reading comprehension.
My mistake. Sorry.

>>9164
sorry to be rude. i think we're on the same page from an ideological standpoint, is what i meant to say.

>>9160
So wait, we bolsheviks get TWO new years? Score for us I say!

>>9097
The natural, indigenous religion of Equestria appears to be Celestiaism.

>>9182
>Religion
>Ponies
It's pretty difficult to imagine anything but Harmony being a cultural precept that ponies would 'worship' in any sense. Harmony Ascendent is probably the closest to a religious tone anything in pony society gets.

[YouTube] Harmony Ascendant [Embed]

My religion is Rainbow Dash.

>>9222
>Rainbow Dash
what was her fucking problem?

>>9222
Your religion is ego-centrism

>>9228
I wonder who is behind this post.

>>9229
Let me spell it out for you

>>9222
And Rainbow Dash said, "Let there be awesome", and there was awesome. And Rainbow Dash saw that awesome was good, and She separated awesome from lame. Rainbow Dash called the awesome "cool", and the lame She called "boring."

>>9230
>Let me spell it out for you
Yeah.

>>9231
You know what goes great with Rainbow Dash? The Denver Broncos. The Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. Youd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos. seriously fagoot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever.
>t. Denver Broncos
>>9232
Oh look who came crawling from the woodwork now that there isn't a whole gaggle of new-friends for him to get embarrassed in front of

>>9222
So cute.

>>9202
the show has religious over tone
that is the jacob's tree
twilight's cutie marks is just david's star
celestia and luna can be ether yin and yang or ahura and ahraman
the mane 6 are the chakras
there are other stuff as well
the book that helped me to realize those shit is:
https://archive.org/details/signs-and-symbols-their-design-and-meaning-by-adrian-frutiger-andrew-bluhm-z-lib.org

>>9233
what about the chiefs

>>9242
Oh what's that? No clever comeback?

>>9244
no. what about the chiefs?

>>9240
>Tree of harmony
Ew.
>Twilight's cutie mark
Literally the only way you can draw a 6 pointed star that it wouldn't be David's star.
>Chakras
I dunno about this, but I bet that it's not anything that was on anyone making the show's mind.

>>9291
>>9240
it's worth noting there are 7 chakras, not 6.

>>9301
There's also 8 chakras in several forms of ancient traditions. And while there's a bit of artistic license in that tree of harmony image, I can tell you that the artist at LEAST has a decent understanding of the significance of numbers.
For example, the tree alone has some curious coincidences, depending on how you distinguish positions. Those star-spheres hanging from the branches could adopt significance. For example, 9-oclock could be considered a 2, or it could be part of the 14 at 10-oclock. The smallest grouping occurs at the 11-th hour (3) and then you have 4 on one side of 12 and 6 on the other (a combined 10). Next comes 5 at 1-o, 9 at 2-o, and 12 hanging from 3-o (more like 3:30, but meh).
At 4:30-5 we have,... another six. And on the opposite side we have a third 6, ending with 13 for fluttershy.
So either we have: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6, 9, 10 (if you count the 2 at the top), 12, 13, and 14.
I could probably derive more numbers from it if I kept digging, and I'm not suggesting these details are all deliberate, but some definitely are

>>9305
i'm with northy on this, i doubt the creators had anything like that in mind.

>>9309
The creators no, I'm talking about that specific image

>>9240
MLP is a Christian show

>>9313
it was not the point tho
i am talking about symbolism and writers beliefs and interest being put in the show
i think this pony is allegedly Jesus
and so far every kisses in the show were when the characters were getting married which can be because of age rating
but
there is also a scene were lyra and bonbon (two female ponies) are purposing to each others and there is a few frame on a news paper about them getting married
so i do not think it is completely christian show
believe or not the show was progressive and it was ahead of its time

Hi everybody!

I hope you're all having a good day and enjoying the board.

>>9316
thanks anon
you too
love and respect
and i wish everyone on this whole site a great day/night

>>9316
I am.

>>9317
You too.

>>9318
Howdy.

>>9317
thanks, same to you.

>>9319
>>9325
Gents
(the other thread is only page 4, I'll bump when its closer)

>>9327
at first i was like, what other thread? then i remembered it was the 4chan one i've been tirelessly keeping alive for a decade.

>>9328
I check that thread 1st, since its in danger of sliding, but if its been bumped recently I go over this board before anything else

>>9329
thanks for all your help.

>>9330
Eh, its a gesture of appreciation from me. ^_~

>>9331
much appreciated. how's it going?

>>9337
It's a 4, but it will get better when I start cooking in a bit

/10 that is

what's the deal with that Lazarus anime?
>pic unrelated

Has anyone been up to anything cool or interesting lately?
I haven't built any models lately, so I purchased pic related at a hobby store I frequent.

my phone updated itself overnight, and now is letting me know about all the cool new AI features i'll have to instantly turn off. thanks for trying to reassign my power button again.

>>9352
you're lucky to have a shop like that around.

>>9354
I really, really do not enjoy mobile phones updating and using "AI" to underscore its pitifully obsolete features. Maybe I really like having a simple phone that needn't be outfitted with needless slop for once.
Do you like science fiction models, Smokey?

>>9356
yeah, i've built a few of them over the years. lately i've downloaded a few different kits to print out with my 3d printer, but getting all the parts prepped seems like it's going to be a nightmare.

A mention of science-fiction was made, and it made me think of my pet theory, certainly shared by a few, that Equestria exists in a post-heat_death universe.

One of the places you see that explained in uncomfortable detail, is the web comic, now fairly hard to find officially, "the night the magic died"

What's the common opinion around here of why the sun is so easy to move around without catastrophic consequences to the poor earth ponies?

>>9358
And may the Fourth be with you.

>>9359
Execute Order Sixty-Nine

>>9357
What filament material will you be using? I know people have leaked entire gunpla moulds before. Third party firms that dealt with resin are taking this approach as well, and the results are fantastic.
Also, I wouldn't sweat parts preparation - 3D printing is out of my wheelhouse, but trimming flash, sanding, gluing and test fitting isn't as difficult as it seems. Just please wear your half-mask and goggles if you work with resin, as the resulting dust can give you cancer.
>>9358
Could you elaborate?

>>9359
>>9360
Reee hee hee, not notice what day it is. Unaware that the 4th today is.

>>9360
But I like her! Especially, y'know...at night when we're all in bed.

>>9361
>Could you elaborate?

Post, meaning after, heat-death, meaning there's no pools of heat left anywhere with which to do work, such as raising the temperature on the surface of the planet.

The stars died long ago. Maybe the unicorn magic pulled from their underpinnings, accelerating their demise, but no matter. The sun went out long, LONG ago.

The unicorns have created a false sun, just above the atmposphere, and for kicks we add some sparkly dots to the heat shield. The shield is needed to slow how fast our ground cools since six miles up its a quarter of a Kelvin above absolute zero. The dots are to remind us there used to be other suns, too. Of course the commoners just think they're real stars, and name the constellations after the seasons when the alicorns chooose that arrangement.
The commoners need something to believe in, so we don't exactly correct them.

>>9363
That's an interesting perspective, but isn't Equestria capable of industrial civilisation in some respects? If one can assemble and look through a telescope, or use higher magnification lenses at an observatory, wouldn't that demonstrate any cosmological shortcomings?
I wanted to write that the existence of magic itself has fundamentally altered the nature and perception of reality itself so as to permit a geocentric solar system, but I think this idea lacks depth and nuance compared to your theory.
I'm reminded of my favourite book, The Night Land, wherein the last dregs of pure humanity are mustered inside a gigantic glowing pyramidal citadel called the Great Redoubt. For a novel written at the turn of the last century it had some fascinating workarounds for a universe increasingly devoid of sunlight and even stars, replete with horrifying creatures that slowly encroach on mankind's domain. What you've written seems like a much more optimistic (albeit duplicitous) answer to heat death.

>>9361
i'm using PLA. i tried using ABS and PLA+ but didn't have much luck. there's little lines on everything a 3d printer makes, and depending on the size of the print and the material, they can be really obvious. there's ways to get rid of them, it's just extra work.

>>9366
PostHeatDeath Anon, saying "PETG"

I've got a couple nice prints, and have never had good results from PLA, and PLA+ killed my printer once. But PETG is really nice.

Pictures if I find them ... I should have a few.

>>9366
I don't really mind it. When I build kits I have to remove seam lines by using adhesive and a hobby knife/sanding block, I have to trim flash on moulded parts, I have to prime, paint, varnish, et cetera. Is it time-consuming? Yes. Is it autistic? Absolutely. Is it fulfilling? I would think so. In a way I think such fine, meticulous work confers character.
From there you start looking into things like kitbashing, scratchbuilding, panel lining...one reason why I haven't caught on to 3D printing is because I find it less satisfying and predictable than plates of polystyrene, glue and polyester putty. At some point I want to involve CAD suites and vernier calipers. Maybe even a slide rule.

>>9367
i've heard good things about PETG, i just haven't tried it yet.

>>9368
it's true, the process is as much fun as the end result.

>>9352
I've been playing through some pokemon challenge hacks. RadicalRed is fantastic and EmeraldImperium's pretty good too.

Reply not found.

>>9377
it's always in the last place you look.

>>9379
That's because whenever you find something you stop looking for it.

>>9383
neat. i love the couch. or, chaise lounge. whatever.

>>9381
only quitters do that.

smokey tried to rape me.

>>9364
>geocentric solar system
Blasphemy.

Oh, yeah, be advised: there's an unironic flat-earther lurking around here

>>9406
What's wrong with that?

>>9412
The conviction. There's lots of alternative explanations for the planet than "sphere/globe". Let's discuss it.
The flat earther can be quoted as saying "I'm not interested in discussion".

>>9412
>bouncing trixbutt
Oh how I forgot about this

>>9413
the discussion is what makes those types so annoying. who gives a shit if he wants to believe something stupid?

flat earth is an approved conspiracy used by the establishment to kookify the discussion in online discourse. you can talk about it all day on normie social media and not get banned. be aware of what you're allowed to talk about and make fun of in those normie channels, and what you aren't.

>>9423
Zero contest, flat earth is absurd on it's face, demonsrtably so. I'm just warning you about Boom-boom

God guise for Queer
scam, enslaves 4 Day
cube brain as ONEist.
Vilify teachers - for
Queers swindle Tithe
from 1 Day Retarded

***********************************************************************

Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days
Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth
You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth

Americans are actually RETARDED from
Religious Academia taught ONEism -upon
an Earth of opposite poles, covered by Mama
Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite sexes.
The ONEist educated with their flawed 1 eye
perspective (opposite eyes overlay) Cyclops
mentality, inflicts static non pulsating logos
as a fictitious queer same sex transformation.

**********************************

It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.

**********************************

Life is pulsing opposite mirror Pairs,
Death is ONEness of Godism.

****************************************************************************************

ONE - DOES NOT EXIST,
EXCEPT IN DEATH STATE.
ONE IS A DEMONIC RELIGIOUS LIE.
*************************************

Until you can tear and burn the bible to
escape the EVIL ONE, it will be impossible
for your educated stupid brain to know that
4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days
rotate simultaneously within a single 4
quadrant rotation of a squared equator
and cubed Earth. The Solar system, the
Universe, the Earth and all humans are
composed of + 0 - antipodes, and equal
to nothing if added as a ONE or Entity.
All Creation occurs between Opposites.
Academic ONEism destroys +0- brain.
If you would acknowledge
simple existing math proof
that 4 harmonic corner days
rotate simultaneously around
squared equator and cubed
Earth, proving 4 Days, Not
1Day,1Self,1Earth or 1God
that exists only as anti-side.
This page you see - cannot
exist without its anti-side
existence, as +0- antipodes.
Add +0- as One = nothing.
**********************************************************************

Apparently theres 2 now

the other guy was here first, so URDF will have to take the bottom part of the flat earth, where your stuff falls into space if you don't tape it down.

>>9435
BoomBoom (what we call him, cuz all he does is post boomer-tier Facebook memes and then dance about like it was an 'own', but also being very antagonistic toward debate and objectivity that would refute his positions/memes) is unwilling to accept that his argument may be inaccurate. So, if URDF wishes to usurp the 1st place rank, all they need do is appreciate that their position is not an expert take and that there may be more details and nuance to whatever phenomena they spastically post and demand explanations of (without the knowledge to comprehend the forthcoming answers)

>>9437
he sounds nice.

>>9438
Oh, he's a gentleman, scholar, amateur-physicist, and an expert in measure and taste

>>9437
Sounds like an interesting friend to have.

What about batpones?

>>9447
What about 'em?

>>9448
They're qt too.

Want a fun story involving school life hollywood tier plot shenanigans, with yours truly?

>>9415
bootyful pones

>>9451
yes please. how's it going?

>>9453
Doing great. Anyways, story time. Back in my days, I befriended the local schoolyard seagulls over the year by giving them food from the random student trays littering all all over the place, it was so bad it went on the news. I was just chilling with my friend when this literal stereotypical popular bully girl using her connection to squash other starting to fling shit at us and trying to use her tenure to get her ways, little did she knew back then, I spoke the language of seagulls. I tell my friend not to worry, I got this. I take loaf of bread, wave it around toward the literal army of seagulls loitering around, aim it toward that annoying cunt and throw it at her. I shit you not, all the seagull flew toward her, it was a literal tornado of seagulls converging like an inverse scone toward their target. She was screaming her soul off, having seagull shit on her head, fleeing the encounter back inside the school. After the incident, I was nicknamed the seagull king to not be trifled with. I always had disney princess power with my calm body language and slow movement. It is a memory I hold dear of how ultimately, chaos and animal bounding can pierce the hierarchy of society into my favor.

>>9455
you must have suddenly remembered your charlemagne. or that scene in indiana jones and the last crusade.

"let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky."

>>9456
>he thinks a random nonsense post will rustle the jimmies
Try harder

>>9461
Nothing says "totally sane" like a schizo-rant page

i wonder what that dude would think of his nonsense idea being mulled over by an AI pretending to be two people.

i thought cubes had 6 sides, not 4. damn my educated stupidity.

i noticed it breaks the auto update on the thread when i upload audio files. tested on the two systems i load this thread on.

>>9469
>when i upload audio
My personal experience has been it always breaks when "I" post, never you some other Anon posts.

Two ways around that, click 'update' *then* click 'reload' along the bottom, or mash F5. Or wait until someone responds to you because that will show both their reply and the post of yours they're replying to. Or close the thread do work, sleep, eat, you know live your life, then come back and look at the thread anew.

I was going to 'break' the thread by posting "bad apple" redone using show clips, recoded after downloading from Tridashie's YT) but even shrunken it's 32MB and I don't want to choke this small site.
Yet.

>>9476
>close the thread do work, sleep, eat, you know live your life

you're funny. i wonder what breaks it.

>official pony thread
what the fuck is this

>>9478
A wall of text, filled with ponies.

A pony thread on an imageboard.
It's official - this is a pony thread.
This is _the_ pony thread.

>>9481
BTW, the same prompt with much newer checkpoints yields stuff like this.

>>9481
that's not true
that's impossible!

You have a ... weird collection of images that Tineye can find.

I'm guessing my stuff won't have been on twitter before but now I'm curious what it thinks.

>>9478
/soc/ thread that has nothing to do with ponies, only an avatar fag

>>9485
how fucking dare you, i've never been so insulted in my life

>>9485
The poster doesn't have a pulse.
Speak assembly? Should be confuseable if you have the code in mind.

>>9490
he barely speaks english.

>>9459
Sweater wearin ass.

>>9492
It's a cool sweater.

>>9493
Even cooler than Shadow the Hedgehog?

>>9494
You skinned Shadow alive so you could wear him as a sweater?

>>9495
Yes.
>alive
Oh my god, no.
I'm not a monster, I smashed him in the forehead with a sledgehammer first.

sweaters aren't cool, they're warm.

>>9499
I'm entering you in the wet sweater contest.
Get up on stage, Smokey!

>>9504
sometimes they can be hot.

>>9485
that's ridiculous, wrong, hurtful, scandalous, sensational and outrageous.

now to me, darren was out of line on bewitched, when he demanded samatha not use witchcraft. dude married a witch and now won't let her do what witches do naturally.

>>9510
>bewitched
I like her little nose wrinkle that she would do. Imagine how cute it'd be if unicorns had to scrunch their muzzles whenever they wanted to cast a spell.

>>9513
agreed. now that's something worth imagining.

>>9478
well, given that it's on page one despite not having been bumped since thursday, i'm going to go out on a limb and say, one of the more popular threads on this board.

>>9529
Uncontestably, but yes, bump-criteria doesn't fit like it does on /trash/.
Appreciating (truly) the appeal of "Where's the thread at, gotta bump it", this is a place where you needn't feel any compulsion to do so. I'll still bump the shrine-thread, but this is more a space where (carrying the metaphor) you could make sand-sculptures in peace

>>9530
yes, i do understand this is a slower site. i was mainly checking to see if it had broken or something. good to see it's still going.

big pony cock

>>9550
how big?

Perfect pony plot.

IS it all still bumpin' here?

>>9678
Nah, bump limit seems to be 400

i saw an AI-summarized outline of a youtube video during my eternal doom scroll through hell. it said "we can't ignore the sad truth of guy fieri's life anymore." apparently the man is a drunk.

i beg to differ on the video's assessment. guy fieri could have a tequila-fueled crash out on the sidewalk in front of me, and i would step over him with my primary concern being to not get puke on my shoes. the real question is, when did the words any and more become fused together as one?

>>9681
Surely you're familiar with the world's smallest fiddle

>>9682
a multi-millionaire with terrible substance abuse problems? i bet it's the first occurrence ever of something like that. i can't wait for the AI summary of the asmongold reaction video to the documentary of his decline.

>>9684
>1865

so, right about the time the world went to shit.

>>9693
Why is there a faucet over the stove?

>>9697
Because over the fryer is problematic

>>9697
obviously to put grease fires out.

What's up, guys? How has everyone been?

>>9761
i can't complain. how about you?

>>9763
I'm okay. I'm glad this thread is still here, it's nice to meet up and chat with people once in a while.
Have any of you migrated back to /trash/?

>>9764
yeah, we're on trash too. it's not a big deal to have two threads, especially when this one doesn't need much attention to stay alive. the thread on trash actually started as a backup of our thread on the original 8chan, long ago.

>>9764
There's this amazing feature with modern browsers. You can have tabs open at multiple sites at the SAME TIME! I know right??

>>9693
I don't mind it either. I am curious how this thread will diverge, if at all.
>>9766
I'm aware, Anon. I just never visit /trash/ unless oddly specific and esoteric subjects need be explored, and it's been a mighty long time since I needed that board as a reference. Furthermore, /mlpol/ has been my stomping ground for years now. I feel like I would be imposing on the /trash/ thread if I did visit.
Besides, it's nice to bump threads like these and check in.

>>9768
Ah. Well, there's more activity in the /trash/ thread, on principle that it needs to be bumped periodically

>>9681
>guy fieri
I used to live in Ferndale. Guy grew up there. In high school he would get drunk and ride his dirt bike up and down main street at midnight. He was generally disliked before he became famous. I've never met him, his mom is nice though.

He used to like coming to the Ferndale Fair every year. They put up a big poster of him once, for his visit, and I remember some kids drew a bunch of dicks all over it with Sharpies. There were cocks on his cheeks, they were pissing in his mouth. Big black dicks were jizzing in his ears. They took it down the next day.

>>9870
Guy Fieri always came across as a insufferable douchebag. Glad to hear my discernment is working

>>9870
i don't watch a lot of tv food-based content, so my main familiarity with him besides commercials for shows i never watched would be the clip art picture used of him in the official duck studios vids.

>>9874
By his own admission, he's just a loud-mouthed asshole who managed to negotiate for a contract with food network. He knows fuckall about cooking

>>9875
that probably works in his favor, because it helps his viewers relate to him.

>>9876
And with that, you've defeated my prevailing arguments.
Yes, it's because he's stupid, and thereby relatable "to society"

What's a Guy Fieri?

>>9878
No one of actual consequence

>>9877
that's all people want, bias confirmation. no one wants to be told the thing they like is bad. they want grease-filled shit fried in liquor and server in a dish that's on fire. and the portions big enough that if they finish it, it's free.

>>9878
he's the human version of the pontiac fiero.

>>9880

Pontiac Fieros are sick as fuck

>>9880
>no one wants to hear their shit is bad
Then, this YT thing isn't gona go as planned, cuz "you're doing it wrong" is the core of my content

The Fiero is cool.

>>9881
i still remember going to the junkyard with my dad when i was 6, and watching the men there cut two crashed fieros in half and weld the non-crashed pieces together to make a sellable car.

>>9883
they had great head room. great car for tall people if you would believe it. my buddy said like three guys from his high school's basketball team had them.

somewhat ironic that they were known for catching on fire.

>>9883
>>9884

They were neat, innovative little cars and could have been great had it not been 80’s GM technology. The fact that it had a skeleton holding it together instead of the unibody was pretty neat. The body was plastic and fiberglass. That’s why you never see one with rust!

>>9878
He'd probably be RD's favorite celebrity chef, if she was into that sort of thing. Her or Pinkie's.