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Crotch tits look like a ball sack
>>631Crotchboobs make me cum so hard. Hnnn.
Crotch factories are the doctors recommended cure for thirst
>>631Eh, why not, I'll join in too
>>635My condolences, can't imagine being so gay that you see crotchbooba the same as balls.
>>631>>633>>715>>747>>939Thanks for making me jizz 3 times today, Milky ^.^ and I feel a 4th boner coming on just typing that. Why are ponies so fucking hot.
>>978It's just their nature, Poner
>>978Don't you mean a 4th... poner? :^)
So, Milky Way really sat down on jannies retirement home at last, huh? After they fought so hard for their jobs?
What a rotten way to die...
>>1300I want to cum inside Milky Way!
Does the fact that Milky is 100% safe here mean that we'll finally get some goddamn lactation fetish threads going?
>>1017New day and I'm already going to cum for milky again ^.^
>>2175I am very cheesed to meet you.
>>1640Hopefully not "fetishy" but just talking about the mare and her life
Fetish die hards always ruins it for everyone else and ruing the threads for all
I don't have a hyper, much less a milking fetish, but I still like Milky
>>2175How does cheese made out of mare milk taste like?
>>2352A bit nutty, and quite creamy. Its quite nice if you can find it.
>>2355I know at last Mare Fair there was someone selling coffee with mare's milk in it. I asked what it tasted like, and someone said it has a flavour not unlike grass or hay (go figure.) Cheese from mare's milk tickles my fancy because nomadic tribes on the Steppe would seldom place mare milk in leather bags so it can coagulate into cheese.
I've always wanted to taste airag, or fermented mare's milk. It is the national drink of Mongolia, and it's said that when you leave a yurt, you should stir the pot the milk sits in.
>>2371free as in freedom or free as in free beer?
>>2376Free as in freedom, you still have to pay for your Milky. She needs lots of tasty hay, y'know.
Is there any greens with Milky you all would recommend?
I think milky's teats are too big tbh
>>2606The only one I read long ago was an EqG lesbian one, so I don't think there are many. Damn, I feel that Milky having a Flash game was a "lightning in a bottle" thing.
>>2817I suppose something basic.
>"Good day sir, do you wish to buy some milk?" >>2817Offer a deal he can't refuse, surely, 6 bottles for 10 bits, instead of 2 bits per bottle. Being his first time, he can get one bottle for a bit too.
Ask for him to be wary and not break the bottle though
>>2817>>2860>>2861>You silently clear your throat, readying it for your salesmare voice"Goooood morning, Mr. Alien! Got milk?"
>He squints his eyes at you>"Huh?">That's most pony's reaction to your slogan>You brush off his confusion and continue the pitch"I've got just the thing for a day like today! A steal of a deal!"
>You step aside to reveal the dozen or so bottles of milk sitting in your cart beside all the empties"You're getting the 'Welcome to Ponyville' special, 6 bottles for only 10 bits! And being a first time customer and all, you can take advantage of our 'Brand New Buyer Benefit': 1 bottle for 1 bit!"
>The alien's expression remains the same and you take it as your cue to continue"That's 7 bottles of premium grade milk for only 11 bits! Why, I don't think I've ever sold a bottle for so little. I'm practically LOSING money with a bargain like that!"
>No, not really>Your profit margin's so high, you struggle to think of things to spend your bits on>The monkey-thing simply stares at you>He looks over to your cart>Now back at you>"...I'm lactose-intolerant."How do you react?
[Read more] >>2876Well, if he ever needs for a recipe, it's good to have at least one ready for visitors. But thank for his time and leave I guess
>>2880isn't it that most people who can't drink cows milk can drink goats milk just fine? would that apply to mare milk too?
>>2883I never heard of anything like that, I know most it's lactose from the milk instead of 'milk' itself, but dunno what would differ on goat ones
>>2889am reading up on it a bit, apparently the protein structure is different. I mean, obviously something is different because goats milk does separate the fat naturally like cows milk does if left to sit.
https://discover.texasrealfood.com/milking-goat-qa/the-truth-about-goat-milk-allergiesand... holy shit I need this
https://www.equilac.com/looks like some tips for milking a mare
https://www.bayequest.com/can-you-milk-a-horse/overall it looks like mileage may vary, depending on the type and severity of milk allergy.
>>2876>>2878>>2881>Buck>Oh buck, oh buck, oh buck>You've never had this happen before>You'd only ever read about lactose-intolerance, and there wasn't much info on it beyond how rare it was in Equestria>Though, maybe you shouldn't be surprised by an alien not being able to drink milk>He's an alien, after all>"You need anything else, or...?">His words snap you out of your thoughts"Ah, well, um...M-maybe you should still get yourself a bottle? It doesn't hurt to have options for guests when they come over."
>"Guests?" The alien snorts>"I don't have 'guests'. I don't want any of you freaky little horses in my house. And I especially don't want any salesman horses knocking on my front door!">The alien crosses his non-legs and looks at you silently>He seems pretty darn upset nowWhat do you do?
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