Crotch tits look like a ball sack
>>631Crotchboobs make me cum so hard. Hnnn.
Crotch factories are the doctors recommended cure for thirst
>>631Eh, why not, I'll join in too
>>635My condolences, can't imagine being so gay that you see crotchbooba the same as balls.
>>631>>633>>715>>747>>939Thanks for making me jizz 3 times today, Milky ^.^ and I feel a 4th boner coming on just typing that. Why are ponies so fucking hot.
>>978It's just their nature, Poner
>>978Don't you mean a 4th... poner? :^)
So, Milky Way really sat down on jannies retirement home at last, huh? After they fought so hard for their jobs?
What a rotten way to die...
>>1300I want to cum inside Milky Way!
Does the fact that Milky is 100% safe here mean that we'll finally get some goddamn lactation fetish threads going?
>>1017New day and I'm already going to cum for milky again ^.^
>>2175I am very cheesed to meet you.
>>1640Hopefully not "fetishy" but just talking about the mare and her life
Fetish die hards always ruins it for everyone else and ruing the threads for all
I don't have a hyper, much less a milking fetish, but I still like Milky
>>2175How does cheese made out of mare milk taste like?
>>2352A bit nutty, and quite creamy. Its quite nice if you can find it.
>>2355I know at last Mare Fair there was someone selling coffee with mare's milk in it. I asked what it tasted like, and someone said it has a flavour not unlike grass or hay (go figure.) Cheese from mare's milk tickles my fancy because nomadic tribes on the Steppe would seldom place mare milk in leather bags so it can coagulate into cheese.
I've always wanted to taste airag, or fermented mare's milk. It is the national drink of Mongolia, and it's said that when you leave a yurt, you should stir the pot the milk sits in.
>>2371free as in freedom or free as in free beer?
>>2376Free as in freedom, you still have to pay for your Milky. She needs lots of tasty hay, y'know.
Is there any greens with Milky you all would recommend?
I think milky's teats are too big tbh
>>2606The only one I read long ago was an EqG lesbian one, so I don't think there are many. Damn, I feel that Milky having a Flash game was a "lightning in a bottle" thing.
>>2817I suppose something basic.
>"Good day sir, do you wish to buy some milk?" >>2817Offer a deal he can't refuse, surely, 6 bottles for 10 bits, instead of 2 bits per bottle. Being his first time, he can get one bottle for a bit too.
Ask for him to be wary and not break the bottle though
>>2817>>2860>>2861>You silently clear your throat, readying it for your salesmare voice"Goooood morning, Mr. Alien! Got milk?"
>He squints his eyes at you>"Huh?">That's most pony's reaction to your slogan>You brush off his confusion and continue the pitch"I've got just the thing for a day like today! A steal of a deal!"
>You step aside to reveal the dozen or so bottles of milk sitting in your cart beside all the empties"You're getting the 'Welcome to Ponyville' special, 6 bottles for only 10 bits! And being a first time customer and all, you can take advantage of our 'Brand New Buyer Benefit': 1 bottle for 1 bit!"
>The alien's expression remains the same and you take it as your cue to continue"That's 7 bottles of premium grade milk for only 11 bits! Why, I don't think I've ever sold a bottle for so little. I'm practically LOSING money with a bargain like that!"
>No, not really>Your profit margin's so high, you struggle to think of things to spend your bits on>The monkey-thing simply stares at you>He looks over to your cart>Now back at you>"...I'm lactose-intolerant."How do you react?
>>2876Well, if he ever needs for a recipe, it's good to have at least one ready for visitors. But thank for his time and leave I guess
>>2880isn't it that most people who can't drink cows milk can drink goats milk just fine? would that apply to mare milk too?
>>2883I never heard of anything like that, I know most it's lactose from the milk instead of 'milk' itself, but dunno what would differ on goat ones
>>2889am reading up on it a bit, apparently the protein structure is different. I mean, obviously something is different because goats milk does separate the fat naturally like cows milk does if left to sit.
https://discover.texasrealfood.com/milking-goat-qa/the-truth-about-goat-milk-allergiesand... holy shit I need this
https://www.equilac.com/looks like some tips for milking a mare
https://www.bayequest.com/can-you-milk-a-horse/overall it looks like mileage may vary, depending on the type and severity of milk allergy.
>>2876>>2878>>2881>Buck>Oh buck, oh buck, oh buck>You've never had this happen before>You'd only ever read about lactose-intolerance, and there wasn't much info on it beyond how rare it was in Equestria>Though, maybe you shouldn't be surprised by an alien not being able to drink milk>He's an alien, after all>"You need anything else, or...?">His words snap you out of your thoughts"Ah, well, um...M-maybe you should still get yourself a bottle? It doesn't hurt to have options for guests when they come over."
>"Guests?" The alien snorts>"I don't have 'guests'. I don't want any of you freaky little horses in my house. And I especially don't want any salesman horses knocking on my front door!">The alien crosses his non-legs and looks at you silently>He seems pretty darn upset nowWhat do you do?
>>2883Mongols drink horse milk products all the time, despite being "lactose intolerant". Scientists think that drinking fermented milk products all the time lessens intolerance.
>>631>>633HNNMMMM CUMMING FOR MILKY'S BIG CROTCH TITS, EDGING FOR MILKY, BLASTING FOR MILKY
>>3322Have you guys just been hyper fetishizing Milky since she got banned? I mean the old milk thread had a lot more whimsy to it than just; BOOBA OOGA BOOGA.
>>3431Milky used to show up in AIE greens and she had a couple other ponies she appeared with regularly in her stories. A lot of it was fetishy and clop scenes were frequent but some stories were entirely comedic.
I read at least one green where Milky is involved but her massive tatas are barely mentioned. Of course that was all like a decade ago and the pastebins are probably gone.
The long term consequences of hostile moderation on /mlp/ have been incalculable.
>>3431To be fair, after some thinking, I don't think it matters. Milkdrinkers will come and milkdrinkers will go, and all will think their milkdrinker thread is the true one, all that matters is we praise the jugs.
>>3530Took me a fucking while to find the file.
>>3527>the pastebinsOne heavy dose of milk for the nonny whos been under a rock!
https://ponepaste.org/archive?q=milky+way I've been away after the whole scruffening II. Whatever happened to cookie and brann?
>>3542You must be a oldfag, the nu milkers don't know about the blog characters. And if they did, it would only fuel their lust...
>>3562>>3567It kinda warms my hearth to know the old milkthread is still going on.
>>3562Also that was one of my favorites I done.
>>3567Uh Based?
>>3569I dont think there's anyone really left from the old milkthreads left, kind of like how the nu batponyfags are a different breed than the old batponyfags
I am from the old mild thread. I remember all of it... the first scruffening where when stroke a peace when we could still post in exchange of cropping our shit before posting on /mlp/... then ponychan failed and twilight VA said she lurked /mlp/.
Jannies were on all decks, even the sleepy mods were summoned. The entire board had to be purged. And how did that work out for the site? First the scruffening on /mlp/, then GG on /v/ and /pol/, and now finally this, the cucks deseverve it.
>>3588Also bubs of truth, I am vindicated in this. My revenge is complete without me lifting a finger.
Wish artists bothered to check what crotchboobs actually look like, but at least they are drawing them, even if incorrectly. Bless the boobchads.
>>3627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkREP29170I think I dis some mares in uniform too, very early tho so it's shit
>>3632Okey i'll shut up, been too drunk anyways. Just hyped about seeing milk thread after all this time.
>>2908Boast about our milk's healing qualities
Because apparently that's one of the main things about milky's milk. It can cure anything, bruises, broken bones, illnesses, cancer! ... That last one we don't know, but you don't doubt it!
>>631hi milky, I love you, I want to rub my face in your crotch boobies and have 20 fillies with you and sleep in a big pile
>>543920 seems a bit much, I would be okay with 7-8
>>5922I was here the whole time. ^:)
Just busy doing comms and also had a country wide power outage since wednesday, so I only lurked.
Am running out of milky draws I made, these are really old.
>>5936I'm a sea spic from Puerto Rico, outages are common here with island wide outages being rare that usually lasts 2-3 days depending on the area, last time this happened was on new years eve. I got power back on friday, but then lost it saturday morning with it trying to come back on and off until it stopped and heard something get electrocuted outside, I saw sparks and smoke coming from the nearby substation, power came again late evening, only for the more "normal" type of outage that happens here every few weeks or less on sunday morning of hearing transformer "explode", till it came back late sunday afternoon and as of now it has been 'stable', but you can never trust it.
>>5945Huh. Oh. Well, it's a good thing it's back up now
>>5945Hey wapa!! I'd be massively worried with infrastructure like that, damn. I hope it's good for the next while.
>>5946Cute adorable Flutterwife
>>5945>Pic 2Now that milkyfags have put the biggest stake here you should make something for the refugee artpack with her, like how she's finally free on /poner/
Ran out of milky pics, have flutter wife instead.
>>5950I have an UPS/Battery Backup which is pretty much a necessity with such an unstable grid, which I now need to replace its batteries as they have degraded too far to be able to hold anything on during outages. The infrastructure has been shit for the past decades, even after whatever "improvements" were done after the 2017 cat. 5 hurricane destroyed most of the grid, I had 6 months of no electricity outside of solar power that could power the basics (a freezer, charging stuff, fans for the night and a washing machine on days of clear skies).
going to go dream about beboobed ponies and the fact that tittyshy is very cute
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