Hello, fellow degenerates.
>>538Please don't make a habit of grotesque or extreme imagery. We fuck horses here, not indulge in weird fetishes
>>538Alright, tell the mods to ban futa.
>>545>ban futaThis argument again. At this time there's no prohibition against futa anywhere on the site, nor has there been any discussion for years (cuz nobody posts it, cuz futa is gay).
>>538>>547The mods said to call you a FAGGOT.
>>539>grotesque or extreme imageryThat's not extreme. This is extreme.
>>568Well, at least you spoilered such abomination, thank you.
That said,
you are still a FAGGOT. Oh good, I can ask my question: red eyes or magenta eyes?
>>743Magenta is a shade of red, dummy. Also no eyes.
>>553>nobody posts itDo you still feel confident in this statement?
>>1879Oh shit, the donkfags found us!
>>2266Hey, you made it. When are you drawing Vinyl's cock?
Octavia rims this every night.
>>2284That wasn't me. But I did find indeed "make it".
And not anytime soon, unless someone puts it to a subscriber vote or comms me for it or something.
>>3390you should draw Vinyl and Octavia
eating pancakes together >>3430$80 per character for the fancy shaded stuff. Of course, this does not include the Wubdong tax.
>>3436Post examples of your work.
>>3442I gotta post my resume now? Tough crowd.
>>3472Where should I contact you and how much is the wubdong tax?
>>3482I like to use a google form thing to make things simpler, you can find it in here:
https://linktr.ee/sleepyhoersIf you don't like that, then just find me on one of the other socials listed there.
Wubdong tax is a gajillion dollars. (There isn't actually a tax. I had a NSFW upcharge for a bit, but it wasn't working out.)
Anyways, I doubt this sort of business speak is appreciated, so... back to the music horses.
Where /vst/ has a will, /vst/ will find a way.
Also you motherwubbers need Jesus.
https://ponepaste.org/4497>"YPA!!!">From out of the bushes, came dear Uncle Boris, cannonballing into the lake.>SPLASH.>Твою мать, Борис!>"Pfffffft, sorry to make interruptings of building bodies show! Aye, Anon, you're likings tattoos? Checkings mine!">Boris was a little more old-school when it came to body art, being discreet wasn't his priority.>Along with the ink on his hands and fingers, almost every part of his body was branded.>Except for his face and neck, even he wasn't that degenerate.>As was customary in most criminal traditions, just about every dirty deed was documented on his skin.>His body was his rap sheet.>A couple of things in particular stood out on this vast, intricate canvas that was his body.>One one arm, it read, "what are you doing?">On the other, it replied, "fuck off!">His back, showing the places of worship for several religions, indicating he's been around.>An eagle soaring above, carrying off something in it's claws.>Which was indicative of rape.>Speaking of rape, on his lower belly, just before going down to his groin...>Was a set of eyes, with a scar cutting down one of them...>Well, most could probably imagine what that's supposed to symbolize.>And it was just another reason not to feel comfortable around him...>"We are not alones with marks, lookings at your chest!">Aside from the wounds and scars from your time in service, he took note of the neat one right in the middle of your torso.>You, Bulk, Wallflower, all overseen by Discord, each had a hot knife taken to your chests, cutting and cauterizing your flesh.>A symbolic mark that was meant to say, "your heart belongs to The Family".>Sometime later, after the others left, it was just you and Vinyl lying in the grass.>You rested your head atop her belly, her ivory legs wrapped around your torso, her fingers massaging your head.>She stuck a set of ear buds into your head, so you had some easy listening.>>4401>A couple of hours into the lightly hammering away at the sheets of metal, Vinyl paid you a visit.>"Lookin' better already... You really don't have to do this for me"."Vi, please, let me do something with my hands, I am going stir-crazy over here".
>A guy can only spend so much time running, cooking, and playing video games.>There's gotta be something else in the day to mix it up."Well, all right, if it keeps ya sane. Since you're busy, I'll handle dinner when I get back later".
>"You really don't have to, but thanks".>She went off to go do a show, or a recording, you can't remember what.>Anyways, it was back to work.>Another couple of hours later, the dents in the back were basically repaired.>Some fine tuning here and there, but looking good nonetheless."I wonder what Vinyl did for dinner tonight..."
>An hour of walking back to her house later."Oh honey, I'm home!"
>[WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS]>This message was followed by various animalistic grunts, roars, explosions and gunfire sound effects.>All while Vinyl was sitting in front of the TV with a keyboard and mouse, mashing the buttons and clicking furiously."Is that... It can't be..."
>"What, Starcraft? Yea, I love this shit!">People are still playing this over 20 years later?>Evidently, it got a remaster.>"Oh, dinner's on the counter, by the way! C'mon, FUCK!" >>4406>Vinyl picked up some Chinese on the way back.>"Sorry I didn't cook, I promised a friend of ours I'd play a game with him...""Friend of 'ours'?"
>[DjP0N-3: Know who just walked in?]>[CHURK4: Holy shet, hi Anon!]>You weren't quite sure how you felt about them using your name in an in-game chat."Glad to see they stayed out of trouble".
>[CHURK4: Your girl is staying with me, she's in good hands]>If he was referring to Gilda, she was most certainly not 'your girl'.>He's not out of the woods yet, knowing what she's like.>Hopefully you won't have another mess to clean up...>Nonetheless, you were happy to hear that he was still alive.>Vinyl was playing Zerg, Churk played Terran.>Back in the day, you used to play Protoss.>As you shoveled chow mein into your gullet, you couldn't help but be mesmerized by the gameplay before you.>You haven't played in years, but from what you remember, Zerg gameplay required the most keystrokes per minute.>And the ability to micromanage, which Vinyl had in spades.>You couldn't help but be astonished at the speed and precision of which she tapped away at the keyboard.>And what that translated to on the screen.>Whether it was on the turntables, any given instrument, your big old head, or the keyboard, her hands were magical.>She knew how to use her spellcasters, and she was an absolute master of the Mutalisk stack trick.>Delivery Boy was trying to do the maneuver with the Vulture, but he failed hard at it.>Not like you were ever any better, you always rushed to build Carriers like a fruit. >>4407>Now we were finally getting into the endgame.>Pretty much any and all resources on the map have been used up, save for the patches of minerals at the center of the map that kept changing hands.>It was basically down to whoever controlled that.>Vinyl had the upper hand, and already had some Mutas and a drone ready.>Following them, a line of Hydras and Defilers.>Seems she had it in the bag.>Until...>[NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED]>A cloaked Ghost nearby, and only one place it could've been.>But alas, no Overlords, no detectors.>Vinyl, ever the gamer, didn't panic.>[CHURK4: UR FUCT NAO!!!111!!!11!]>[DjP0N-3: 전염병이야, 년아!"Wha?"
>Next thing you saw, splashes of red in the Ghost's area, revealing his position.>A single volley from Vinyl's Muta stack finished him off for good, canceling his nuclear strike.>[CHURK4: FUCC!]>And that was the game.>[CHURK4: alright, gg]>[DjP0N-3: gg, no re]>Munching on some Peking duck, you weren't quite sure what happened.>Or what Vinyl said to him in chat."Christ, that was amazing, how'd you do that... and I didn't know you spoke Korean".
>"(한국어만이 아니다, 日本語, 和普通话,还有一些粤语">If you weren't mistaken, she spoke Korean, Japanese, and Mandarin.>Quite the polyglot.>It also turned out she ordered your succulent Chinese meal in their tongue as well.>"Between me, my dad, and my uncle, we can get around almost anywhere in the world".>What languages did they speak, besides their mother tongues and English?>You'd find out in due time.Question for whomever makes the threads, is it possible this story could go into the featured pastes instead of my... other stories I've written, I find they're a little too niche for a regular feature.
>>568>>737Do people even wank off to this? This HAS to be shit people post for shock value, right?
In any case, I know Vinyl would not approve
>>4578Nah, it's hot, I jerk off to it.
>>4422GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WUBDONG!
Something beautiful is coming.
>>6292Took me a bit to find it.
>>528>/vst/ is one of the few surviving waifu threadsI love you guys
>>3505congrats on your tired octy being featured on derpi, you deserve the exposure
>>6498Thanks, I'm still working on picrel too, messed with Octy's pose a bit and going to try lining it soon.
I like the vaporwave theme on this site, gives a nice Vinyl feel.