/poner/ - Ponies

what caused it though?

>>308
Worked so hard that she injured herself at some point during training. Couldn't fly as a wonderbolt, so she worked as a delivery worker.

Unfortunately, she's got some kind of allergy to the packing materials, but it's the only paying job around she can get.

>>319
at least she's too retarded to feel sad

>>297
Not retarded, her developing bubble butt of steel was a natural nerf to her ultimate power
Too bad they never expected her to use that as an weapon of ass destruction itself

>>308
She dropped her common sense so she could live a carefree life

The best marewife is a retarded marewife. Very few know this!

>>937
You laugh, but there's a tard-chan that is begging to be ponified

>>938
Laugh? I am being genuine here.

>>937
A retarded marewife will produce retarded offspring

>>946
Well I'm retarded too and two negatives make a positive

>>946
What >>947 said, checkmate.

Derpy gets sexy over time

>>297
The bestest pony!

I love my tardwife

>>3873
I'm not ashamed to admit that the BfED Derpy scene was one of the things that made me really like her.

>>297
Just like you anon

>>319
has there ever been a fic or green of these two? I would kill for it.

>>937
This, I'm going to mah equestria then I will marry her and make this poni the happiest mare in history

>>308
she ate muffins with worms

>>308
In my headcanon, she was an aggressively reckless flier, and suffered increasingly severe knocks to the head as a result.

>>4971
Same

>>297
>Muh "retarded" spam
Nu-/mlp/ is really shallow, huh? Post-2017 was a mistake. What happened to extensive fanons? Derpy the clumsy gal, Derpy the mail mare, Derpy is Dinky's mother, Derpy is Carrot Top's roommate, Derpy is Sparkler's sister, Derpy is Doctor Whooves' girlfriend, Derpy the muffin lover.
It's like nu-Anons read some shallow article about """Muffins""" from mainstream media, assumed it's true, and started behaving like a strawmen constructed by cheap journos.

>>5508
>Derpy is Doctor Whooves' girlfriend
It was shit, I'm glad it's dead now.

>>5508
How can she be Doctor Whooves' marefriend when she's my wife?

>>5522
What about Lyra? Is she your marefriend, too?

>>5541
What does lyra have to do with anything?

>>5619
I just don't know what went wrong.

I'm going out on a date with Derpy. So long, virgins!

>>5863
Does your mom know?

>>5880
Yes. It’s just Dinky posting, she’s bragging because her mom is taking her out for milkshakes later. Let her have her little moment.

>>5522
You assume her timeline is linear. I'm sorry to say it, but you don't make it to 2026.

>>5880
Not yet tehehe

>>297

That explain derpibooru mental retardation maybe it should have being call twilight booru the fallout would have not happen.

>>297
Honestly, I don't believe she's retarded. I think she just has a degenerative eye condition, and due to that just decides to fuck with everyone she can. I personally believe that she's made it her personal mission to fuck with Rarity every chance she gets. Just look at how she trolls her at the postal counter in "Best Gift Ever".

>>6916
>Just look at how she trolls her at the postal counter in "Best Gift Ever".
Eh, I didn't like that scene. I liked Derpy dropping anvil to Twi and pulling RD into a Town Hall's hole better. Classic clapstick, not... "maliciously oblivious" stuff with Rarity in BGE.

Hello anon.

>>308
When Starlight went back in time to try to stop the mane 6 from forming by preventing a key moment, she inadvertently caused derpy to suffer.

>>9694
>>308
Starlight

>>308
Jews

>>10560
We all die sooner or later, and we all have to answer for our actions. We can only hope that he will be kind to us... As he has been kind all this time.

Derpy always on top.

>>11057
>As he has been kind all this time.
Seriously? You are textbook of a Stockholm Syndrome victim.
All I can see is the followers of the pseudo "adversary" being rewarded with riches and pleasures while the followers of christ are punished over and over again, all of which makes perfectly sense according to the bible where it is stated that the lord of this world is satan, literally.

>>11066
Um... Bro. Bad things can happen to good people just as good things can happen to bad people, but that's not the rule, or even the exception, that's life! You've heard too many bad stories about believers and you're basing your worldview on that.

Ponys

>>11119
Hello.

>>11057
I hope god is easy on me for the shit i beat off too

>>11122
Damn image didn't attach

>>11124
I have not the tools nore skill to improve that detail.
Regardless the clumsy blond Mail Mare is what I'm getting off to anyway.
>I would derpy even if she was anthro

>>11125
I'm retarded on multiple levels.

Derpy is a cross-eyed bitch.

>>11124
>human vagina
Here's the real pony one.

>>11220
I was thinking of asking Elway to do a blind playthrough of that game; however, knowing him, he's already played it, got all the endings, and now speedruns it. ;^P

I recently played most of it. It's really charming.

>>11220
Its been ages since I've seen this shit, can't even remember what the games called.

>>11227
>Derp
She's perfect.

>>11228
By the way, that GIF was taken from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWG0KLSJi8g

Ever since she first appeared, i knew she was best pony.

I would do a great many horrible things just to talk with this blond spastic

>>11230
>pizza pirate
Based.

>>11227
It's called Banned From Equestria. https://www.gameseeker.org/flash/banned-from-equestria-daily-1.5-by-pokehidden

>>11233
Many thanks anon, this will aid me in my re-entry into the fandom.

>>11233
Noice.

>>11235
>>11236
Np, gents. ^^

And so night shift begins

>>11238
>it is Wednesday my dudes
And what a Wednesday it has been.

Hello anon.

>>11266
Hi there

>>11266
>>11267
Hi!

This grey mare pleases me

>>11269
Absolutely right!

I remember when derpy started to appear in the show more frequently and a heap of people got all mad about it and called it pandering, i never understood what the issue was.

I like her, i was just happy to see more of her.

family

What kind of talent does this represent?

>>11289
Tard wranglin'

>>11289
Applejack is not impressed.

>>11291
Applejack gonna have to bite the bullet and start hiring people from outside the family to work the fields.

Derpy has saved this child from her days of unpaid manual labour.

>She has earned a muffin

>>11294
>Applejack gonna have to bite the bullet and start hiring people from outside the family to work the fields.
Everypony back to work!!!

>>11295
Whip them ziggers in line

>Bought a Derpy from eBay
>She gets lost in the mail
Classic Derpy

>>297
Less that she got retarded, and more that her eye condition didn't let her keep flying faster as she grew, on top of carrying a dump truck nerf from life itself.
Compared to dashie, a sports car, she's a literal truck with her wing power and developtment. Not fast, but even Dash has no chance if she gets in a tug of war with the gray mailmare.

Derpy came out too powerful, so nature kept needing to find ways to nerf her, again and again, and again.

>>11866
Derpy being able to look both up and down simultaneously makes her a powerful aerial combatant

>>11866
Seeing Derpy underped is interesting.