/poner/ - Ponies

what caused it though?

>>308
Worked so hard that she injured herself at some point during training. Couldn't fly as a wonderbolt, so she worked as a delivery worker.

Unfortunately, she's got some kind of allergy to the packing materials, but it's the only paying job around she can get.

>>319
at least she's too retarded to feel sad

>>297
Not retarded, her developing bubble butt of steel was a natural nerf to her ultimate power
Too bad they never expected her to use that as an weapon of ass destruction itself

>>308
She dropped her common sense so she could live a carefree life

The best marewife is a retarded marewife. Very few know this!

>>937
You laugh, but there's a tard-chan that is begging to be ponified

>>938
Laugh? I am being genuine here.

>>937
A retarded marewife will produce retarded offspring

>>946
Well I'm retarded too and two negatives make a positive

>>946
What >>947 said, checkmate.

Derpy gets sexy over time

>>297
The bestest pony!

I love my tardwife

>>3873
I'm not ashamed to admit that the BfED Derpy scene was one of the things that made me really like her.

>>297
Just like you anon

>>319
has there ever been a fic or green of these two? I would kill for it.

>>937
This, I'm going to mah equestria then I will marry her and make this poni the happiest mare in history

>>308
she ate muffins with worms

>>308
In my headcanon, she was an aggressively reckless flier, and suffered increasingly severe knocks to the head as a result.

>>4971
Same

>>297
>Muh "retarded" spam
Nu-/mlp/ is really shallow, huh? Post-2017 was a mistake. What happened to extensive fanons? Derpy the clumsy gal, Derpy the mail mare, Derpy is Dinky's mother, Derpy is Carrot Top's roommate, Derpy is Sparkler's sister, Derpy is Doctor Whooves' girlfriend, Derpy the muffin lover.
It's like nu-Anons read some shallow article about """Muffins""" from mainstream media, assumed it's true, and started behaving like a strawmen constructed by cheap journos.

>>5508
>Derpy is Doctor Whooves' girlfriend
It was shit, I'm glad it's dead now.

>>5508
How can she be Doctor Whooves' marefriend when she's my wife?

>>5522
What about Lyra? Is she your marefriend, too?

>>5541
What does lyra have to do with anything?

>>5619
I just don't know what went wrong.

I'm going out on a date with Derpy. So long, virgins!

>>5863
Does your mom know?

>>5880
Yes. It’s just Dinky posting, she’s bragging because her mom is taking her out for milkshakes later. Let her have her little moment.

>>5522
You assume her timeline is linear. I'm sorry to say it, but you don't make it to 2026.

>>5880
Not yet tehehe