>>308Worked so hard that she injured herself at some point during training. Couldn't fly as a wonderbolt, so she worked as a delivery worker.
Unfortunately, she's got some kind of allergy to the packing materials, but it's the only paying job around she can get.
>>319at least she's too retarded to feel sad
>>297Not retarded, her developing bubble butt of steel was a natural nerf to her ultimate power
Too bad they never expected her to use that as an weapon of ass destruction itself
>>308She dropped her common sense so she could live a carefree life
The best marewife is a retarded marewife. Very few know this!
>>937You laugh, but there's a tard-chan that is begging to be ponified
>>938Laugh? I am being genuine here.
>>937A retarded marewife will produce retarded offspring
>>946Well I'm retarded too and two negatives make a positive
Derpy gets sexy over time
>>3873I'm not ashamed to admit that the BfED Derpy scene was one of the things that made me really like her.
>>319has there ever been a fic or green of these two? I would kill for it.
>>937This, I'm going to mah equestria then I will marry her and make this poni the happiest mare in history
>>308she ate muffins with worms
>>308In my headcanon, she was an aggressively reckless flier, and suffered increasingly severe knocks to the head as a result.
>>297>Muh "retarded" spamNu-/mlp/ is really shallow, huh? Post-2017 was a mistake. What happened to extensive fanons? Derpy the clumsy gal, Derpy the mail mare, Derpy is Dinky's mother, Derpy is Carrot Top's roommate, Derpy is Sparkler's sister, Derpy is Doctor Whooves' girlfriend, Derpy the muffin lover.
It's like nu-Anons read some shallow article about """Muffins""" from mainstream media, assumed it's true, and started behaving like a strawmen constructed by cheap journos.
>>5508>Derpy is Doctor Whooves' girlfriendIt was shit, I'm glad it's dead now.
>>5508How can she be Doctor Whooves' marefriend when she's my wife?
>>5522What about Lyra? Is she your marefriend, too?
>>5541What does lyra have to do with anything?
>>5619I just don't know what went wrong.
I'm going out on a date with Derpy. So long, virgins!
>>5880Yes. It’s just Dinky posting, she’s bragging because her mom is taking her out for milkshakes later. Let her have her little moment.
>>5522You assume her timeline is linear. I'm sorry to say it, but you don't make it to 2026.