We lost a real one, bronies.
https://people.com/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-8691783Chuck Norris, beloved actor, screenwriter, veteran, and fellow brony has died at the age of 86.
https://people.com/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-8691783Press F to pay respects.
And fuck jannies.
@everyone Universal constant and top fear of many who love life, Death, passed away yesterday on March 19th, 2026, after succumbing to an 86-year long battle with Chuck Norris. It will be missed dearly by those who've lived a long and fulfilling life, edgy faggots, and the late and great Austin "Chumlee" Darrell, whose reason for loving the concept of death was "So those stupid fucking chink smurfs on League can't ruin my fucking games after I drone strike them with missiles from the pawn shop". As part of a tribute, the Neo Heaven's Gate religious movement will attempt (and fail) suicide. The movement is also accepting donations to AIPAC and the ADL at this time in remembrance of Death.
>>11702I don't see in the article what he died from. Hopefully not something retarded like a blood clot.
>>11705He didn't die of anything, he simply realized that he was done beating up everyone and everything in this world and he needed a new challenge.
He will forever be missed
>>11706Death refused to take Chuck Norris, but Mr. Norris insisted.
He would have lived longer if he had taken iodine.
>>1170986 is a solidly long life, as sad as it is to lose him.
We know he went to heaven because hell would be too afraid to have him. o7 King
do we know which pony was his favorite?