Original description, to be used until further notice:
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone Filly, Now he must venture into his new world of being a cute little filly… for the most part.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, Cuteness, Anon-Tier shenanigans, Bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any Archive of Photos or Stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just let Fauvra or President Clop know, so they add it to the doc. For Artist, Animators, and any other, Store them in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Footnote: I'm not sure how accurate the contacts for the "I'm a contributor" section is.
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
Archived thread
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WOW! Twicane!
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Young new filly
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>>94875
What the fuck even is this thread
Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures
What the fuck even is this thread
Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures
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>>94885
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>94891
Looks like USA except with the ground pin missing, and there's three outlets crammed together on top of each other. I doubt you would actually be able to fit three cords plugged into the wall in an outlet like that, most power cords have a little bit of extra material out from the actual pins on the plug.
Looks like USA except with the ground pin missing, and there's three outlets crammed together on top of each other. I doubt you would actually be able to fit three cords plugged into the wall in an outlet like that, most power cords have a little bit of extra material out from the actual pins on the plug.
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>>94880
You guys don't know how bad I want to fuck this little filly. I want to fuck her more than anything in the world right now. I want to feel her warm filly juice engulf my cock while I fuck her slowly. I want to feel that winking vulva rubbing the bottom of my cock while I slowly penetrate her filly pussy. I want her to try and fly while I"m fucking her so I can feel the vibrations while she's flapping her cute little wings.
You guys don't know how bad I want to fuck this little filly. I want to fuck her more than anything in the world right now. I want to feel her warm filly juice engulf my cock while I fuck her slowly. I want to feel that winking vulva rubbing the bottom of my cock while I slowly penetrate her filly pussy. I want her to try and fly while I"m fucking her so I can feel the vibrations while she's flapping her cute little wings.
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>>94911
No. Just reacting to what is posted as I so choose. If no one reacts, the copypasta has no value.
No. Just reacting to what is posted as I so choose. If no one reacts, the copypasta has no value.
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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.
>>94925
That'd be hot
I'm surprised with how often this picture is shared that there isn't more art depicting this
That'd be hot
I'm surprised with how often this picture is shared that there isn't more art depicting this
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If bronies refuse to make OC with pony periods, doesn't that mean they are all pre-pubescant and all bornies are pedos?
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>>94929
Checkmate atheists!
That's not how poners work, Anon. Only succubi bleed out of their axe wounds on a monthly basis like that. ^:) Most mares don't even bleed during estrous. As if we needed further proof that the little pony is the superior waifu, right?
Checkmate atheists!
That's not how poners work, Anon. Only succubi bleed out of their axe wounds on a monthly basis like that. ^:) Most mares don't even bleed during estrous. As if we needed further proof that the little pony is the superior waifu, right?
So… since this thread is now being split between /mlpol/ and /trash/, until a final board decision is made (both have benefits: /trash/ for speed and new posters, /mlpol/ for less dickish mods), one ideas has been to link to the /mlpol/ thread within future /trash/ threads. The reverse direction might also be nice, though not strictly necessary due to the higher bump limit here, making threads last longer.
What are your guys' thoughts on this?
Also, as much as the discussion regarding current drama is to a degree necessary to continue our existence, it might be nice to get back to posting some green…
What are your guys' thoughts on this?
Also, as much as the discussion regarding current drama is to a degree necessary to continue our existence, it might be nice to get back to posting some green…
>>94934
This would be begrudgingly acceptable. While posting links to /mlpol/ directly could attract normies and shills, this is /trash/. Normies don’t know about /trash/, and there are even a lot of chaners that don’t know about it too. With the repeal on talking about /mlpol/ in effect, temporarily posting links in that thread and that thread only can be permissible.
>it might be nice to get back to posting some green
This.
This would be begrudgingly acceptable. While posting links to /mlpol/ directly could attract normies and shills, this is /trash/. Normies don’t know about /trash/, and there are even a lot of chaners that don’t know about it too. With the repeal on talking about /mlpol/ in effect, temporarily posting links in that thread and that thread only can be permissible.
>it might be nice to get back to posting some green
This.
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>>94934
you'd really prefer a containment board to a whole new site? if anything we should just help bring people here, activity is something this place can get but the mod situation at 4chan will never be fixed
you'd really prefer a containment board to a whole new site? if anything we should just help bring people here, activity is something this place can get but the mod situation at 4chan will never be fixed
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You go to sleep in your bed tonight. It is nice and cozy, and you cannot wait to shitpost tomorrow when you are not dead tired. You wake up to see long black hair covering your face. You move it out of the way with your hand, only to discover that it is green, and also a hoof instead of a hand. Ye gods must have turned you into a filly. What do?
>>94942
Alt chans inevitably die off and the result is usually a fragmented community. Moreover, a general needs to be regularly refreshed with new users, which is easier on /trash/ and more difficult on /mlpol/. Unless we could move most of /mlp/ here, we'd eventually stagnate.
Something also of concern is that the rest of this site is slow moving, so our threads might start to dominate the catalog unnecessarily.
Alt chans inevitably die off and the result is usually a fragmented community. Moreover, a general needs to be regularly refreshed with new users, which is easier on /trash/ and more difficult on /mlpol/. Unless we could move most of /mlp/ here, we'd eventually stagnate.
Something also of concern is that the rest of this site is slow moving, so our threads might start to dominate the catalog unnecessarily.
>>94949
>Something also of concern is that the rest of this site is slow moving, so our threads might start to dominate the catalog unnecessarily.
…So?
>Something also of concern is that the rest of this site is slow moving, so our threads might start to dominate the catalog unnecessarily.
…So?
>>94949
this mindset of it's slow and inactive so i don't want to post here is self fulfilling, this site would do fine with a little dedication
this mindset of it's slow and inactive so i don't want to post here is self fulfilling, this site would do fine with a little dedication
meta threads in /qa/.
bost moar filly mao
bost moar filly mao
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>>94894
>>94885
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand anonfilly. The idea is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical ponies most of the greens will go over a typical anons head. There's also Anonfilly's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Star Swirls literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Anonfilly truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anonfilly's existential catchphrase "Fucking faggot," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lauren Fausts genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have an Anonfilly tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the mods' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 autism points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
>>94885
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand anonfilly. The idea is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical ponies most of the greens will go over a typical anons head. There's also Anonfilly's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Star Swirls literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Anonfilly truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anonfilly's existential catchphrase "Fucking faggot," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lauren Fausts genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have an Anonfilly tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the mods' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 autism points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
>>94954
I like you guys, it's refreshing. We all just need to put more effort into bringing other anons here.
I like you guys, it's refreshing. We all just need to put more effort into bringing other anons here.
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>>94947
You get out of bed to look for your computer only to discover that, after your mind has had time to adjust to not being human, you also are not in your room. Actually, this room looks a little better. Like you're in a fancy hotel or something, but more colorful. Your computer is nowhere to be found. Even if you could find a way to type with hooves (and upon further inspection of these hooves, you could probably find a way to hunt and peck with the very tip of them based on their curvature), you would be unable to shitpost due to the lack of a machine to shitpost.
You are standing in a foreign room in the body of a filly. You are now much more awake. What do?
You get out of bed to look for your computer only to discover that, after your mind has had time to adjust to not being human, you also are not in your room. Actually, this room looks a little better. Like you're in a fancy hotel or something, but more colorful. Your computer is nowhere to be found. Even if you could find a way to type with hooves (and upon further inspection of these hooves, you could probably find a way to hunt and peck with the very tip of them based on their curvature), you would be unable to shitpost due to the lack of a machine to shitpost.
You are standing in a foreign room in the body of a filly. You are now much more awake. What do?
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>>94960
I didn't come from /mlp/ so if there are better references then feel free to edit, its all yours friendo, take it. ;)
I didn't come from /mlp/ so if there are better references then feel free to edit, its all yours friendo, take it. ;)
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>>94959
Being a genre-savvy filly, you figure yourself to be in Equestria and so head out to find Spike. As you exit the room, you find yourself in a large castle, which you can surmise from the architecture is not Twilight's crystal castle. It looks more traditional. As you wander around searching for a doorway out, you eventually find yourself face planting into a large white leg. You look up and see Princess Celestia.
>"Well hello little filly, how did you get in here?"
Being a genre-savvy filly, you figure yourself to be in Equestria and so head out to find Spike. As you exit the room, you find yourself in a large castle, which you can surmise from the architecture is not Twilight's crystal castle. It looks more traditional. As you wander around searching for a doorway out, you eventually find yourself face planting into a large white leg. You look up and see Princess Celestia.
>"Well hello little filly, how did you get in here?"
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Would you fiddle the filly?
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A devilish idea pops into your head as you crawl underneath the princess' legs and look up to see her delicious candy vag. You jump up to try and reach it for a little taste, only to find yourself enveloped in her magic and lifted onto her back. You realize that you are a bit small to try and >rape the princess.
She looks back at you and smiles.
>"Well someone's a bit eager to meet her princess. Unfortunately, I'm a bit busy today to play with my subjects. Why don't you tell me where you live so I can take you back to your parents?"
She looks back at you and smiles.
>"Well someone's a bit eager to meet her princess. Unfortunately, I'm a bit busy today to play with my subjects. Why don't you tell me where you live so I can take you back to your parents?"
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reminder that /mlpol/ loves you
>>94993
I am willing to write lewd, but that doesn't mean I'll hand it to you on a silver platter. You are trying to lewd a very proficient troll, so I am obviously going to make it difficult for you.
I am willing to write lewd, but that doesn't mean I'll hand it to you on a silver platter. You are trying to lewd a very proficient troll, so I am obviously going to make it difficult for you.
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>>94992
something that bothers me a bit with that pic of the arguing fillies:
the "no u!" that's colored green should be orange instead of green, and the orange "no u!" to the left of the green filly should be green instead of orange
also, it'd be nice if the "cocksock!" had a color gradient or something else more visually interesting to denote both of them shouting it at the same time
something that bothers me a bit with that pic of the arguing fillies:
the "no u!" that's colored green should be orange instead of green, and the orange "no u!" to the left of the green filly should be green instead of orange
also, it'd be nice if the "cocksock!" had a color gradient or something else more visually interesting to denote both of them shouting it at the same time
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Undeterred by minor setbacks, you grab hold of the princess' waist and try to hump her back like a dog humping a leg. "Lemme smash, I wanna smash!" you shout out, only to be met with giggles. She lifts you up to her face and nuzzles you.
>"You are such an adorably rambunctious little filly. But really, I cannot stay all day to entertain you. Where do you live? I'll take you home."
A frown forms upon your face. "I'm actually homeless."
The princess appears a bit shocked from this revelation, and you realize from a bit of reflection that orphans were not entirely common in the show. Most ponies, if they did not live with their parents, lived with siblings, or even with lesbian aunts.
>"How did this happen? Are your parents dead? Do you not have any family to stay with?"
>"You are such an adorably rambunctious little filly. But really, I cannot stay all day to entertain you. Where do you live? I'll take you home."
A frown forms upon your face. "I'm actually homeless."
The princess appears a bit shocked from this revelation, and you realize from a bit of reflection that orphans were not entirely common in the show. Most ponies, if they did not live with their parents, lived with siblings, or even with lesbian aunts.
>"How did this happen? Are your parents dead? Do you not have any family to stay with?"
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Determined to taste delicious mare pussy, you keep your eyes on the prize. "My name's Anon. My family died in a boating accident and I can't remember anything past that. Now lemme smash!" You keep trying to grab at her with your hooves, but her magic keeps you just out of reach.
>"A boating accident you say… that actually seems rather tragic, but surely you must have extended family you could stay with. How about I let you stay with one of my students while I have an assistant look into the matter for you. I'm sure her family wouldn't mind looking after an orphaned filly for a few days while we try to find you a suitable home…"
>"A boating accident you say… that actually seems rather tragic, but surely you must have extended family you could stay with. How about I let you stay with one of my students while I have an assistant look into the matter for you. I'm sure her family wouldn't mind looking after an orphaned filly for a few days while we try to find you a suitable home…"
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I wonder if mlpol.net should add a javascript cryptocoin mining script so it makes the money while you wait for responses, the thepiratebay does.
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>>95025
A while back on /pone/ I did a CYOA where I mainly choose between poster's choices with a die roll. To my knowledge, you can't make die rolls on /mlpol/ itself, so that leaves me to randomly choose options from among what you guys have posted. If choices can be combined, I'll do so since it saves me from pulling up a random number generator.
Also, fair warning, I like to make actions have consequences. In my last CYOA, the posters decided to eat Applejack. So, naturally, Twilight Sparkle went apeshit and tried to kill Anon. Either way, right now your actions have little consequences, since a cute little filly dry humping the princess' back and shouting "I wanna smash!" might not be interpreted sexually in context.
A while back on /pone/ I did a CYOA where I mainly choose between poster's choices with a die roll. To my knowledge, you can't make die rolls on /mlpol/ itself, so that leaves me to randomly choose options from among what you guys have posted. If choices can be combined, I'll do so since it saves me from pulling up a random number generator.
Also, fair warning, I like to make actions have consequences. In my last CYOA, the posters decided to eat Applejack. So, naturally, Twilight Sparkle went apeshit and tried to kill Anon. Either way, right now your actions have little consequences, since a cute little filly dry humping the princess' back and shouting "I wanna smash!" might not be interpreted sexually in context.
>>95030
You could just roll die for real you know
Not that I really care what you do, all I ever seem to do on 4chan lately is hide EqG and CYOA threads
You could just roll die for real you know
Not that I really care what you do, all I ever seem to do on 4chan lately is hide EqG and CYOA threads
Rolled 14
>>95030
You can dice roll here. Just put "Dice [number of dice]d[number of sides] into the email field
>>95030
You can dice roll here. Just put "Dice [number of dice]d[number of sides] into the email field
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>>95023
>>95024
You grumble as you realize that Celestia's tasty mare vag will be just out of reach for now. "Okay, fine. But it better not be a filthy commie. Better dead than red!"
Celestia laughs.
>"I'm not sure what that is, but I can assure you, my student is very nice. She's also not red… for the most part."
She places you onto her back again and leads you into a room full of toys.
>"I'll be back in a few minutes, my little pony. I need to retrieve my student. In the mean time, I think there's some bubble wrap in here if you still feel the need to smash something. Try not to wander off; it's easy for a filly to get lost in my castle."
She kisses your forehead and leaves. What do?
>>95024
You grumble as you realize that Celestia's tasty mare vag will be just out of reach for now. "Okay, fine. But it better not be a filthy commie. Better dead than red!"
Celestia laughs.
>"I'm not sure what that is, but I can assure you, my student is very nice. She's also not red… for the most part."
She places you onto her back again and leads you into a room full of toys.
>"I'll be back in a few minutes, my little pony. I need to retrieve my student. In the mean time, I think there's some bubble wrap in here if you still feel the need to smash something. Try not to wander off; it's easy for a filly to get lost in my castle."
She kisses your forehead and leaves. What do?
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A few boxes on the other side of the room with bubble wrap overflowing out of them quickly catch your eye. Fuck the princess, you've got more important things to deal with – Mother. Fucking. Bubble wrap.
You quickly pull as much of the stuff as possible from the box and lay it out on the floor. There is a ton of the stuff available, with different sizes of bubbles, suggesting it was saved up over time. It would appear as if the princess saves all of the bubble wrap from the castle's packages to put into her filly playroom. She is wise beyond her years.
But enough of that, BUBBLE WRAP! You get up on two legs as if you were still a human and attempt to dance upon the floor full of the wrap, making everything pop as loud as you can, and inevitably falling on your ass when you realize your 2 leg coordination is pretty shitty in this body. Despite being in this body for less than an hour, you feel more used to moving about like a pony than like a human. At least you don't have to learn new muscle memory.
You try to dance like a proper pony on the bubble wrap. It does not disappoint. You briefly wonder between pops what it would be like to get a ballerina cutie mark before the door opens.
>"I'm telling you Twilight, if you want to improve your magical aptitude, you're going to have to make friends. And what better a friend to make than a pony who's lost her family?"
You stop your silly dancing as soon as you realize you're no longer alone. At the door is Celestia, a filly Twilight Sparkle, and an almost newborn Spike sleeping on her back. She looks at you, embarrassed, and waves.
>"Um… Hi?"
You quickly pull as much of the stuff as possible from the box and lay it out on the floor. There is a ton of the stuff available, with different sizes of bubbles, suggesting it was saved up over time. It would appear as if the princess saves all of the bubble wrap from the castle's packages to put into her filly playroom. She is wise beyond her years.
But enough of that, BUBBLE WRAP! You get up on two legs as if you were still a human and attempt to dance upon the floor full of the wrap, making everything pop as loud as you can, and inevitably falling on your ass when you realize your 2 leg coordination is pretty shitty in this body. Despite being in this body for less than an hour, you feel more used to moving about like a pony than like a human. At least you don't have to learn new muscle memory.
You try to dance like a proper pony on the bubble wrap. It does not disappoint. You briefly wonder between pops what it would be like to get a ballerina cutie mark before the door opens.
>"I'm telling you Twilight, if you want to improve your magical aptitude, you're going to have to make friends. And what better a friend to make than a pony who's lost her family?"
You stop your silly dancing as soon as you realize you're no longer alone. At the door is Celestia, a filly Twilight Sparkle, and an almost newborn Spike sleeping on her back. She looks at you, embarrassed, and waves.
>"Um… Hi?"
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Hrm… got some conflicting options here. Should we roll 1d100 (high roll picks, ties re-roll) to decide, or should I try to combine these options? The Brit gets ignored regardless.
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>>95061
You live in a country that thinks beans and blood sausage belong with breakfast. The All American breakfast is clearly the superior culinary choice for the AM hours.
>>95063
Then everyone with a stake in this should roll a die. We'll see if we want this story to go cute, lighthearted and funny, or dark and difficult.
You live in a country that thinks beans and blood sausage belong with breakfast. The All American breakfast is clearly the superior culinary choice for the AM hours.
>>95063
Then everyone with a stake in this should roll a die. We'll see if we want this story to go cute, lighthearted and funny, or dark and difficult.
>>95065
>rape is >rape anon filly is anon and he filly has a shot at that sweet cartoon horse pussy, what could be more pure than the love between a man and a horse?
>rape is >rape anon filly is anon and he filly has a shot at that sweet cartoon horse pussy, what could be more pure than the love between a man and a horse?
>>95066
You haven't lived until you have had beans on toast. Black pudding is gross though so I will give you that.
You haven't lived until you have had beans on toast. Black pudding is gross though so I will give you that.
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Alright, everyone has to roll 1d100 to cast your vote for what we do. I'll take the highest roll as Anon Filly's action, and may combine it with relevant actions from lower rolls if they don't significantly fuck up the outcome.
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Oh, and every ID except for 302de gets one roll.
>>95072
Invite to bubble wrap
We can just roll for every reply in the future and you can decide whether to use the rolls or not.
Invite to bubble wrap
We can just roll for every reply in the future and you can decide whether to use the rolls or not.
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Rolled 50
>>95087
Damn it, didn't even roll for what I want and I lost. Oh well.
>rape Celestia
Third time's the charm.
>>95087
Damn it, didn't even roll for what I want and I lost. Oh well.
>rape Celestia
Third time's the charm.
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Seems like the decision is for rape, but many anons want to make another attempt to rape Celestia… what are you saying though, 6361f? You want to >rape Twilight, Celestia, or leave it to my discretion?
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Well if I don't see anything from the roll winner soon, I'm going to go with the crowd and have Anon Filly try again for Celestia.
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The sight of filly Twilight makes you aware of a few things. The first is that Luna is not around, and will not be around for perhaps a decade. The second is that you are nowhere near the rest of the mane six, who might not even all be in Ponyville at this time. But most importantly, Celestia's back, which means it's time for >rape.
You need to act fast, however. By the sounds of your earlier conversation, Celestia was planning on putting you up with Velvet and Night Light for a few days while she tries to find a non-existent great uncle or something of yours. You only have a few moments to taste that sweet candy vag before she's out of your sight and you're stuck with the stinky nerd filly. Being that you're an Earth pony, you figure the best way to try this would be to hoof it.
You dash as quickly as you can towards the princess. "Prepare yourself Celestia, whether you like it or not I will have that candy va-"
Your words fall flat as the air around you rapidly condenses, only to fling you backwards onto the bubble wrap.
>"Told you she's a rambunctious one."
Celestia giggles, but Twilight looks at you with an eye of caution, as if she senses you had some sort of malintent. She merely shakes her head and looks up to her teacher.
>"Are you sure I have to befriend her? She seems a bit rude."
>"Now Twilight, not every pony has had the privilege of spending time around royalty. It's quite alright for her to act a bit informal around me, I really don't mind it. But more importantly…"
She motions over to you with her hoof to come over.
>"Come with me. I'd like to introduce you to the ponies who will be taking care of you for the next few days."
You need to act fast, however. By the sounds of your earlier conversation, Celestia was planning on putting you up with Velvet and Night Light for a few days while she tries to find a non-existent great uncle or something of yours. You only have a few moments to taste that sweet candy vag before she's out of your sight and you're stuck with the stinky nerd filly. Being that you're an Earth pony, you figure the best way to try this would be to hoof it.
You dash as quickly as you can towards the princess. "Prepare yourself Celestia, whether you like it or not I will have that candy va-"
Your words fall flat as the air around you rapidly condenses, only to fling you backwards onto the bubble wrap.
>"Told you she's a rambunctious one."
Celestia giggles, but Twilight looks at you with an eye of caution, as if she senses you had some sort of malintent. She merely shakes her head and looks up to her teacher.
>"Are you sure I have to befriend her? She seems a bit rude."
>"Now Twilight, not every pony has had the privilege of spending time around royalty. It's quite alright for her to act a bit informal around me, I really don't mind it. But more importantly…"
She motions over to you with her hoof to come over.
>"Come with me. I'd like to introduce you to the ponies who will be taking care of you for the next few days."
Anon Filly's attempts to rape Celestia are starting to feel as comical as Flutterrape.
So what, filly fiddling is accepted here and not on 4chin anymore
Huh
Huh
>>95120
Follow Celestia, plot how you can freak out everyone as you technically know the future. Like addressing ponies by name before they tell you it.
Follow Celestia, plot how you can freak out everyone as you technically know the future. Like addressing ponies by name before they tell you it.
>>95133
I didn't even see that reply, thanks for bringing my attention to it.
I would also like more content like that.
I didn't even see that reply, thanks for bringing my attention to it.
I would also like more content like that.
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You pick up a few of the less popped sheets of bubble wrap off the ground and look up to the princess to show her the most adorable set of filly eyes."
"Miss Princess Celestia, can I stay and play with my new friend? We can play with the bubble wrap…"
>"Oh you are just adorable, aren't you? Tell you what, you can play together as much as you want when you get to her house. I'm going to give her the day off so you can have plenty of time to get to know each other."
This causes Twilight to do a double take.
>"Wait, are you serious princess? You were going to teach me the cloud walking spell today. Isn't studying important? I can't just blow a day off to hang out with some random filly!"
The princess begins to take her leave from the room, and motions for the two of you to follow, which you do.
>"Twilight, you will have all of the time in your life to study magic. But your youth is too precious to not spend at least some of it making friends. They may become indispensable for you some day."
The unicorn filly groans. You get the sense that she's been given this lecture multiple times before, and from your knowledge of the future, you know she's going to receive it again… probably. Turns out you can change that future if you really wanted to. But right now, you just want to hang out with Twilight and try to make her happy. She seems a bit unnerved from what you tried to pull with Celestia. You offer her one of the plastic fun sheets that you're carrying. "Bubble wrap?"
She doesn't speak much, but she accepts it from you and begins to slowly pop the bubbles in order with her telekinesis as you make your way through the castle. As you reach the entrance, you find two ponies waiting for you. But rather than it being Twilight's parents as you'd expect, you find two other familiar ponies – a teenage Cadence and Shining Armor.
What do?
"Miss Princess Celestia, can I stay and play with my new friend? We can play with the bubble wrap…"
>"Oh you are just adorable, aren't you? Tell you what, you can play together as much as you want when you get to her house. I'm going to give her the day off so you can have plenty of time to get to know each other."
This causes Twilight to do a double take.
>"Wait, are you serious princess? You were going to teach me the cloud walking spell today. Isn't studying important? I can't just blow a day off to hang out with some random filly!"
The princess begins to take her leave from the room, and motions for the two of you to follow, which you do.
>"Twilight, you will have all of the time in your life to study magic. But your youth is too precious to not spend at least some of it making friends. They may become indispensable for you some day."
The unicorn filly groans. You get the sense that she's been given this lecture multiple times before, and from your knowledge of the future, you know she's going to receive it again… probably. Turns out you can change that future if you really wanted to. But right now, you just want to hang out with Twilight and try to make her happy. She seems a bit unnerved from what you tried to pull with Celestia. You offer her one of the plastic fun sheets that you're carrying. "Bubble wrap?"
She doesn't speak much, but she accepts it from you and begins to slowly pop the bubbles in order with her telekinesis as you make your way through the castle. As you reach the entrance, you find two ponies waiting for you. But rather than it being Twilight's parents as you'd expect, you find two other familiar ponies – a teenage Cadence and Shining Armor.
What do?
Rolled 89
>>95152
Jump at cadance leg and hold tight while giving shining the stinky eye
Dont let them take you off the leg no matter what
>>95152
Jump at cadance leg and hold tight while giving shining the stinky eye
Dont let them take you off the leg no matter what
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Twilight looks like she's about to blow her top at the site of her brother.
>"BBBFF, are you skipping school again? You know mom's gonna be mad when she finds out!"
>"Relax Twily, it's early release. Only you would think to keep studying today. Besides, Celestia asked to watch you and your friend while our parents are out."
She looks a bit annoyed by him, so you decide to give her some naughty ideas. You whisper into her ear, "Say, don't you think they look like a cute couple?" This gives her a devilish smile.
>"You know Shiny, I don't recall us needing two sitters. What made you decide to bring Cadence along?"
This makes the both of them blush heavily, so you and Twilight decide to take the tease up a notch. "Shining and Cadence sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
They look mad and embarrassed as hell
—
Will you continue, or do you have other plans?
>"BBBFF, are you skipping school again? You know mom's gonna be mad when she finds out!"
>"Relax Twily, it's early release. Only you would think to keep studying today. Besides, Celestia asked to watch you and your friend while our parents are out."
She looks a bit annoyed by him, so you decide to give her some naughty ideas. You whisper into her ear, "Say, don't you think they look like a cute couple?" This gives her a devilish smile.
>"You know Shiny, I don't recall us needing two sitters. What made you decide to bring Cadence along?"
This makes the both of them blush heavily, so you and Twilight decide to take the tease up a notch. "Shining and Cadence sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
They look mad and embarrassed as hell
—
Will you continue, or do you have other plans?
Alright, I'm gonna take a break for a little bit. Woke up early today for a final and am feeling a bit of a sleeping spell coming on.
>>95198
This might be fun.
>>95198
This might be fun.
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>>95203
Guess I will hit the sack then, hopefully I can sneak some lurking time on site tomorrow since I am basically doing fuck all on this work trip
Guess I will hit the sack then, hopefully I can sneak some lurking time on site tomorrow since I am basically doing fuck all on this work trip
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Have a homeless filly.
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>>94875
For future reference, don't make new threads when the bump limit is reached, the board isn't fast enough to warrant it until the thread either falls off the board or we hit the post limit.
For future reference, don't make new threads when the bump limit is reached, the board isn't fast enough to warrant it until the thread either falls off the board or we hit the post limit.
>>95273
That wasn't the reason for the creation of a new thread. People were complaining about the thread lagging their device/browser so a new one was created by popular demand.
That wasn't the reason for the creation of a new thread. People were complaining about the thread lagging their device/browser so a new one was created by popular demand.
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>>95273
That thread was too big, and took too long to load. I'd rather see more anon filly threads than threads with no replies up for a month.
That thread was too big, and took too long to load. I'd rather see more anon filly threads than threads with no replies up for a month.
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>>95282
While there is a site rule against duplicate threads, new threads are fine when the old thread hits the bump limit, which generally is 350. That thread had gone past 800, and was generating lag from its large size
While there is a site rule against duplicate threads, new threads are fine when the old thread hits the bump limit, which generally is 350. That thread had gone past 800, and was generating lag from its large size
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>>95286
Nice
Maybe we should create a new one every 500 just like the old days or maybe 600 to prevent the massive lag
Nice
Maybe we should create a new one every 500 just like the old days or maybe 600 to prevent the massive lag
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>>95291
That sounds reasonable. It would also go far to encourage new posts, and "reset" posters with a new batch of id's.
That sounds reasonable. It would also go far to encourage new posts, and "reset" posters with a new batch of id's.
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Here's a pic I made of Leslie Fair trying to sell a gun to filly anon
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>>95286
Seems fair. Feel free to prune any old threads that have been sitting in the catalog for too long while being too large to post in.
Seems fair. Feel free to prune any old threads that have been sitting in the catalog for too long while being too large to post in.
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Testing to see if old unused trip also works here
>>95159
First blood
Kys and Fuck off filly are not safe if they re even around
Shiposters repent!
>>95286
What about image limit?
>>95291
>>95292
How about 750? That may be like a few hours if it keeps this speed or some days, but will surely be better for the catalog overall
>>95159
First blood
Kys and Fuck off filly are not safe if they re even around
Shiposters repent!
>>95286
What about image limit?
>>95291
>>95292
How about 750? That may be like a few hours if it keeps this speed or some days, but will surely be better for the catalog overall
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>>95306
Why must you hurt me like this Anon?
RIP &t
At least it died before it turned into complete shit
Why must you hurt me like this Anon?
RIP &t
At least it died before it turned into complete shit
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>>95308
So we just keep posting until everything starts to lagg and let you nuke it a few days later once anything that needs to be archived has been archived?
So we just keep posting until everything starts to lagg and let you nuke it a few days later once anything that needs to be archived has been archived?
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>>95319
Multiple waifus is only acceptable in Equestria, where the ratio of females to males is naturally greater than 1:1. IRL, all forms of polygamy are degenerate unless it is absolutely necessary to bring up the population.
Multiple waifus is only acceptable in Equestria, where the ratio of females to males is naturally greater than 1:1. IRL, all forms of polygamy are degenerate unless it is absolutely necessary to bring up the population.
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>>95325
>Free of evils of polygamy
>In Equestria
>Where horse ratio is Female 10:1 Stallion, or even more
Locking a 1:1 marriage is the real evil thing for horses and considering Anon is a filly he d be the one having to share, probably would end up possessive or as the alpha mare even though Anon is often beta af in greens
>Free of evils of polygamy
>In Equestria
>Where horse ratio is Female 10:1 Stallion, or even more
Locking a 1:1 marriage is the real evil thing for horses and considering Anon is a filly he d be the one having to share, probably would end up possessive or as the alpha mare even though Anon is often beta af in greens
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>>95331
that would end up one sad filly
>no cuddling before marriage
>no cuddling at all because cuddling a guy would be gay, but cuddling another filly would also be gay
>and on top of that, laying with pones is a sin, even if you are a pone
>shunned or treated by other pones differently because of not having faith in celestia n shit
that would end up one sad filly
>no cuddling before marriage
>no cuddling at all because cuddling a guy would be gay, but cuddling another filly would also be gay
>and on top of that, laying with pones is a sin, even if you are a pone
>shunned or treated by other pones differently because of not having faith in celestia n shit
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In fact, 66c63 should write a story about Anon Filly spreading the gospel throughout Equestria. Filly may start its adventure with one copy of the bible, nothing else.
>>95336
>faith in celestia
While it's a nice trope in fanfics, it makes little sense compared to current canon. Ponies could raise and lower the sun/moon before Celestia. It's just that it took a lot of magic, and after a while, the ponies who did it would lose their ability to use magic at all.
>faith in celestia
While it's a nice trope in fanfics, it makes little sense compared to current canon. Ponies could raise and lower the sun/moon before Celestia. It's just that it took a lot of magic, and after a while, the ponies who did it would lose their ability to use magic at all.
>>95336
Jokes on you.
Sad stories are my fetish.
Maybe I will write something, it will take me a while to come up with some sort of plot though.
If anybody else decides to take the promt and run with it that's cool too
Jokes on you.
Sad stories are my fetish.
Maybe I will write something, it will take me a while to come up with some sort of plot though.
If anybody else decides to take the promt and run with it that's cool too
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Waifu thief did nothing wrong!
>>95340
hence the n shit
i dunno what the pones would believe, but im sure they'd be more inclined to believe anything before a bearded alien dude that created life and everything they know
hence the n shit
i dunno what the pones would believe, but im sure they'd be more inclined to believe anything before a bearded alien dude that created life and everything they know
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Learning Gimp 2. I hope my rare fillies attempts are worthy.
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does anyone have more pictures like this, with two anon fillies?
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>orage filly
Why don't you guys steal little league?
Why don't you guys steal little league?
>>95356
who's little league?
I'm actually going to make some /mlpol/ anon filly OC and color it orange, finals just ended for me so I should have time to draw fag a bit and make some porn and some memes
who's little league?
I'm actually going to make some /mlpol/ anon filly OC and color it orange, finals just ended for me so I should have time to draw fag a bit and make some porn and some memes
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>>95356
because orange filly is special
she's not like those green anonfillies
that's just not who she really is
because orange filly is special
she's not like those green anonfillies
that's just not who she really is
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sorry to go off topic but mlpol has a TF2 server a few of us are on if you guys wanna play some and shitpost
the IP is
74.91.122.36:27015
This is the direct connect link, click here and it will open TF2 and join you to the server.
steam://connect/legionnaries.game.nfoservers.com:27015
the IP is
74.91.122.36:27015
This is the direct connect link, click here and it will open TF2 and join you to the server.
steam://connect/legionnaries.game.nfoservers.com:27015
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there's your rare filly, cherish it, and watch her value grow over time
>>95378
This filly is precious.
This filly is precious.
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>>95368
She's just a filly who really likes Anon.
Some old greentexts: https://pastebin.com/gXaENX9R
Art: https://derpibooru.org/search/index?q=oc%3Alittle+league
She's just a filly who really likes Anon.
Some old greentexts: https://pastebin.com/gXaENX9R
Art: https://derpibooru.org/search/index?q=oc%3Alittle+league
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>>95371
anon, you are aware I was being facetious, right?
anon, you are aware I was being facetious, right?
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Another lazy rare filly
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Am I doing this right?
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Alright, so… should I start up my CYOA again? I believe we were about to glomp Cadence's leg…
>>95390
How did this gif manage to transmit the audio directly into my brain?? I swear I fuckin heard that smw music as soon as I viewed that inage
How did this gif manage to transmit the audio directly into my brain?? I swear I fuckin heard that smw music as soon as I viewed that inage
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>>95399
I believe the exact words used were
>Jump at cadance leg and hold tight while giving shining the stinky eye
I believe the exact words used were
>Jump at cadance leg and hold tight while giving shining the stinky eye
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>"Hey, cut it out you two, that's not funny!"
Shining seems visibly annoyed with you and Twilight's antics, and worse yet, you remember he's a bit of a dweeb at this stage in his life. An evil thought crosses your mind. You immediately run up to Cadence and jump onto her leg, clinging tight. She seems rather unperturbed by the adorable filly hug, as any foal-sitter should, and you are quickly joined by Twilight tackle glomping the other leg. You take advantage of the moment to flash Shining the smuggest smile you can mange.
"Hey Shiny…"
>"What…"
"I'm hugging your filly friend!"
Shining's muzzle flushes quickly from its normal white to beet red.
>"Hey, she's not my filly friend!"
You stick your tongue out in response. Before Shining can react further Cadence motions her hoof towards the door.
>"C'mon Shining, we can't be foaling around, we've got to get these girls home. It's starting to rain."
He shuts up for the entirety of the way home. You and Twilight end up staying attached to Cadence's legs along the way there, making the trip slow, but at least her head's blocking out some of the rain.
Several times along the way you find the two of them nuzzling faces together. Not his filly friend your plot.
You are now in the manor of Madame Twilight Velvet. Cadence manages to slowly pull both you and Twilight off of her forelegs, and you are now sitting on their couch.
What do?
Shining seems visibly annoyed with you and Twilight's antics, and worse yet, you remember he's a bit of a dweeb at this stage in his life. An evil thought crosses your mind. You immediately run up to Cadence and jump onto her leg, clinging tight. She seems rather unperturbed by the adorable filly hug, as any foal-sitter should, and you are quickly joined by Twilight tackle glomping the other leg. You take advantage of the moment to flash Shining the smuggest smile you can mange.
"Hey Shiny…"
>"What…"
"I'm hugging your filly friend!"
Shining's muzzle flushes quickly from its normal white to beet red.
>"Hey, she's not my filly friend!"
You stick your tongue out in response. Before Shining can react further Cadence motions her hoof towards the door.
>"C'mon Shining, we can't be foaling around, we've got to get these girls home. It's starting to rain."
He shuts up for the entirety of the way home. You and Twilight end up staying attached to Cadence's legs along the way there, making the trip slow, but at least her head's blocking out some of the rain.
Several times along the way you find the two of them nuzzling faces together. Not his filly friend your plot.
You are now in the manor of Madame Twilight Velvet. Cadence manages to slowly pull both you and Twilight off of her forelegs, and you are now sitting on their couch.
What do?
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Cadence shivers as she tries to shake out her very wet coat of fur.
>"Twilight, do you think you could show your new friend around the place? I need to help Shining with some uh… homework. Our teachers piled a lot on us. Hollar if you need anything"
Twilight snickers
>"Yeah, sure. Have fun you two!"
After Shining and Cadence leave the room, you finally find yourself alone with an innocent Twilight and her very young baby Spike. She's still snickering.
>"Those two aren't going to be studying at all. They'll be making out all afternoon."
"Yeah, I suppose they will…" Your eyes wander and you find them suddenly distracted by the sight of Twilight's flank. "Hey Twilight, do you like to play games at all?"
>"Oh yeah, of course! I've got a bunch of board games in the closet. Got any favorites?"
She walks off to find some games and you follow, eyes glued to her tiny filly flank. You can only wonder how her candy vag tastes. Grape, maybe?
She opens up a door full of games and starts rifling through them. You take the opportunity to strike, sneaking out from under her to shove your face in her snatch…
>"Eep!"
You are kicked very hard and fall flat on your ass. Twilight turns around.
>"What in Tartarus, Anon? Don't sneak up on me like that!"
At this point, both of you notice that your nose is bleeding.
>"Are you alright?"
>"Twilight, do you think you could show your new friend around the place? I need to help Shining with some uh… homework. Our teachers piled a lot on us. Hollar if you need anything"
Twilight snickers
>"Yeah, sure. Have fun you two!"
After Shining and Cadence leave the room, you finally find yourself alone with an innocent Twilight and her very young baby Spike. She's still snickering.
>"Those two aren't going to be studying at all. They'll be making out all afternoon."
"Yeah, I suppose they will…" Your eyes wander and you find them suddenly distracted by the sight of Twilight's flank. "Hey Twilight, do you like to play games at all?"
>"Oh yeah, of course! I've got a bunch of board games in the closet. Got any favorites?"
She walks off to find some games and you follow, eyes glued to her tiny filly flank. You can only wonder how her candy vag tastes. Grape, maybe?
She opens up a door full of games and starts rifling through them. You take the opportunity to strike, sneaking out from under her to shove your face in her snatch…
>"Eep!"
You are kicked very hard and fall flat on your ass. Twilight turns around.
>"What in Tartarus, Anon? Don't sneak up on me like that!"
At this point, both of you notice that your nose is bleeding.
>"Are you alright?"
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"Fucking hell, what was that all about?"
Your nose hurts… a lot. Twilight can kick rather hard. Or maybe she has magically enhanced limbs. You're not sure.
>"What was THAT about? You just shoved your face in me! Was that some kind of prank? And… did you just swear?"
Your nose hurts… a lot. Twilight can kick rather hard. Or maybe she has magically enhanced limbs. You're not sure.
>"What was THAT about? You just shoved your face in me! Was that some kind of prank? And… did you just swear?"
Rolled 2
>>95419
Make the excuse that you weren't paying attention to where you were going and attempt to turn this around on her for kicking you in the fucking face
>>95419
Make the excuse that you weren't paying attention to where you were going and attempt to turn this around on her for kicking you in the fucking face
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Rolled 13
>>95419
Totally an accident. We seem pretty mad, or at least surprised. If we aren't so heated as to be beyond reason, I'd say play it up for sympathy hugs. Twi seems almost nonplussed by the fact that we just shoved our snoot in her coot(er). Not sure how to react to that, quite honestly.
>>95419
Totally an accident. We seem pretty mad, or at least surprised. If we aren't so heated as to be beyond reason, I'd say play it up for sympathy hugs. Twi seems almost nonplussed by the fact that we just shoved our snoot in her coot(er). Not sure how to react to that, quite honestly.
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A bit late, but to settle this: I will make a new thread around every 600-800 posts.
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>>95417
Scruffy throwing Anon off was all a plan by Aryanne, who wanted to bring the filly to her home to horsepill her which was not possible back where she lived
Not going to tell ya to fuck off with the trip since idk the culture here, but i m definetly curious if tripfagging is encouraged or what around here, since i ve seen some going around with no content
Scruffy throwing Anon off was all a plan by Aryanne, who wanted to bring the filly to her home to horsepill her which was not possible back where she lived
Not going to tell ya to fuck off with the trip since idk the culture here, but i m definetly curious if tripfagging is encouraged or what around here, since i ve seen some going around with no content
>curious if tripfagging is encouraged or what around here
Come now anon.
It's not 4chan but there are still standards
Call him a faggot
Come now anon.
It's not 4chan but there are still standards
Call him a faggot
>>95442
The only acceptable trips are our news reporters The Ebin Shitposter and the awoo newscaster. All other trips are shit like nep nigger.
Three are also the topic of special flags. That's a whole new topic however.
The only acceptable trips are our news reporters The Ebin Shitposter and the awoo newscaster. All other trips are shit like nep nigger.
Three are also the topic of special flags. That's a whole new topic however.
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>>95442
if nep nep would work on his game and do nepstation it would be fine, trip fags are aloud as long as they contribute
if nep nep would work on his game and do nepstation it would be fine, trip fags are aloud as long as they contribute
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Hey guys, sorry if I haven't been responding since last night. I have a paper to write, so I'll only be around to reply for the CYOA. I'm having brunch right now, so I can spare a little time for the story.
———-
Twilight was not happy about your little sneak attack. In fact, you probably broke away all of the trust you might had earned since trying to molest the princess. Why did ponies have to be so difficult about this? You just wanted to lick their tasty horse pussies. It's not like you wanted to bend them over and fuck them in the ass with your now non-existent dick. Were you too ugly? Nonsense. Everypony thinks you're adorable. Do they think you unskilled? If so, how dare they. You were quite obviously the most proficient carpet muncher in all of Equestria. Rainbow Dash couldn't hold a candle to you. Of course, it helps that she's still a filly… oh right. You're a filly, Twilight's a filly, and Celestia's not into fillies. Maybe it's hard for ponies to see you in a sexual manner… IDEA!
"Hey, that was uncalled for! I was just trying to look at the games on the bottom shelf, and this doorway is way too thin for both of us to fit in. I couldn't exactly see too well in the closet anyways, so I bumped into you on accident."
Twilight looks at you dumbfounded.
>"Look, Anon, I'm sorry. I…"
"REEEE-"
She covers your mouth before you can continue screeching uncontrollably.
>"You know what? How about you find us a game. Easier for us both. Just don't scream, or you'll bring down Shiny."
———-
Twilight was not happy about your little sneak attack. In fact, you probably broke away all of the trust you might had earned since trying to molest the princess. Why did ponies have to be so difficult about this? You just wanted to lick their tasty horse pussies. It's not like you wanted to bend them over and fuck them in the ass with your now non-existent dick. Were you too ugly? Nonsense. Everypony thinks you're adorable. Do they think you unskilled? If so, how dare they. You were quite obviously the most proficient carpet muncher in all of Equestria. Rainbow Dash couldn't hold a candle to you. Of course, it helps that she's still a filly… oh right. You're a filly, Twilight's a filly, and Celestia's not into fillies. Maybe it's hard for ponies to see you in a sexual manner… IDEA!
"Hey, that was uncalled for! I was just trying to look at the games on the bottom shelf, and this doorway is way too thin for both of us to fit in. I couldn't exactly see too well in the closet anyways, so I bumped into you on accident."
Twilight looks at you dumbfounded.
>"Look, Anon, I'm sorry. I…"
"REEEE-"
She covers your mouth before you can continue screeching uncontrollably.
>"You know what? How about you find us a game. Easier for us both. Just don't scream, or you'll bring down Shiny."
>>95529
Build a fort!
But really you want to give her a distraction while you find the bathroom, and by bathroom I mean see what bullshit you can get up to
Build a fort!
But really you want to give her a distraction while you find the bathroom, and by bathroom I mean see what bullshit you can get up to
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Rolled 56
>>95529
What about our bloodied nose? We should try to milk this situation and make Twilight feel guilty. Since we are from the future we know that it was her who turned us into fillies
Hold your nose as if it was hurting again after she closed our muzzle and play as if we were in the verge of crying
>>95529
What about our bloodied nose? We should try to milk this situation and make Twilight feel guilty. Since we are from the future we know that it was her who turned us into fillies
Hold your nose as if it was hurting again after she closed our muzzle and play as if we were in the verge of crying
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Thread needs more /filly/
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Is there any good references for writing anon filly greens? The drama of having filly kicked off /mlp/ has given me some inspiration.
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>>95592
Not really, write what comes to mind
I think EaTCarbS' green would be the best reference or guideline if I had to say something.
Not really, write what comes to mind
I think EaTCarbS' green would be the best reference or guideline if I had to say something.
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>You will never be the Anon Filly while cuddling another Anon Filly and pretending it's not gay because the other Anon is a female despite the fact that you both have the same gender both in the tumblr sense and in the actual real biological sense, making it twice as gay.
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>>95603
>anonfilly with another anonfilly is gay for the reasons you mentioned
>anonfilly with a regular filly is gay because the filly would have to be gay
>anonfilly with a colt is gay because anonfilly is still anon
>pic related could still be considered gay from a certain perspective
>no matter what anonfilly does, it's at least a little bit gay
>anonfilly with another anonfilly is gay for the reasons you mentioned
>anonfilly with a regular filly is gay because the filly would have to be gay
>anonfilly with a colt is gay because anonfilly is still anon
>pic related could still be considered gay from a certain perspective
>no matter what anonfilly does, it's at least a little bit gay
>>95605
If you compare mind -> mind and body -> body, this is not gay by any stretch.
Male mind/Female body -> Female mind/Male body can't be gay.
If you go by mind -> body, that's where you end up with questions like, "are traps gay?" The answer is yes, because let's admit it, you want to suck their dick.
If you compare mind -> mind and body -> body, this is not gay by any stretch.
Male mind/Female body -> Female mind/Male body can't be gay.
If you go by mind -> body, that's where you end up with questions like, "are traps gay?" The answer is yes, because let's admit it, you want to suck their dick.
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>>95610
gender doesn't exist you faggot the brain is biological, if you're in a female body you have a female brain
gender doesn't exist you faggot the brain is biological, if you're in a female body you have a female brain
>>95616
Yes, but this not real life. What what happens if one day you woke up in a girl's body when the day before you were a dude? Would you automatically start thinking like a girl?
Yes, but this not real life. What what happens if one day you woke up in a girl's body when the day before you were a dude? Would you automatically start thinking like a girl?
>>95616
The point is to make an apples to apples comparison regardless of whether you define gender in the tumblr-manner or the simple biological manner.
The point is to make an apples to apples comparison regardless of whether you define gender in the tumblr-manner or the simple biological manner.
The one thing that sucks about posting on alt-chans is that the mobile interface sucks, and there usually isn't some program like Clover for them.
I really hope we can get back on /mlp/. Maybe a month later when Aero has forgotten about us.
I really hope we can get back on /mlp/. Maybe a month later when Aero has forgotten about us.
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>>95620
Those apps just encourage phoneposting. Clover doesn't even show page number, what fucking good is that?
>>95620
Those apps just encourage phoneposting. Clover doesn't even show page number, what fucking good is that?
>>95620
>a month later
By that time, Aero will probably have gone turbo-autism on every other thread as well and destroyed everything
>a month later
By that time, Aero will probably have gone turbo-autism on every other thread as well and destroyed everything
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>>95617
yes, what kind of retarded question is that? the brain is a product of biology and works based on chemical reactions if you were in a girl's body you'd have a girl's brain and it'd function much the same any other girl's brain. It's retards like you that perpetuate this baseless nonsense about a sense of self like the brain is some sort of ethereal soul device that runs on personality that have enabled all the post-modernism we're mired in today. Humans are not special they're animals. Your brain is an organ you have no more control over it than you do your spleen.
yes, what kind of retarded question is that? the brain is a product of biology and works based on chemical reactions if you were in a girl's body you'd have a girl's brain and it'd function much the same any other girl's brain. It's retards like you that perpetuate this baseless nonsense about a sense of self like the brain is some sort of ethereal soul device that runs on personality that have enabled all the post-modernism we're mired in today. Humans are not special they're animals. Your brain is an organ you have no more control over it than you do your spleen.
>>95630
We aren't really talking about reality here. The thread is about a grown man's consciousness being perfectly transferred into the body of a little cartoon filly in a world filled with magic and monsters. If you'd like to have greens about anon becoming more femme in personality and thinking, those exist too, but most content focuses on the main idea of a grown man in a filly body.
Of course, you can also just decide to do what you're doing now and try to involve current identity politics into a made up pony thread, and in that case: there is no difference mentally between male and female humans, and the concepts of what masculinity and femininity in behavior should look like are made up by society. Have a nice day, sweetie. :^)
We aren't really talking about reality here. The thread is about a grown man's consciousness being perfectly transferred into the body of a little cartoon filly in a world filled with magic and monsters. If you'd like to have greens about anon becoming more femme in personality and thinking, those exist too, but most content focuses on the main idea of a grown man in a filly body.
Of course, you can also just decide to do what you're doing now and try to involve current identity politics into a made up pony thread, and in that case: there is no difference mentally between male and female humans, and the concepts of what masculinity and femininity in behavior should look like are made up by society. Have a nice day, sweetie. :^)
>>95631
>We aren't really talking about reality here.
>The thread is about a grown man's consciousness being perfectly transferred into the body of a little cartoon filly in a world filled with magic and monsters.
it's good that you're not because "consciousness" is the most unrealistic part of this
>We aren't really talking about reality here.
>The thread is about a grown man's consciousness being perfectly transferred into the body of a little cartoon filly in a world filled with magic and monsters.
it's good that you're not because "consciousness" is the most unrealistic part of this
>>95631
>Anonfilly could be used to out the bullshit of gender politics in the form of a cute cartoon filly
>Anonfilly could be used to out the bullshit of gender politics in the form of a cute cartoon filly
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>>95633
Are you retarded? Would you deny your own consciousness? That would be like denying your heart pumps blood.
>>95633
Are you retarded? Would you deny your own consciousness? That would be like denying your heart pumps blood.
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>>95605
>when you want to fuck the horsepussy but you are conservative christian anon and everything that you decides makes you a faggot
>when you want to fuck the horsepussy but you are conservative christian anon and everything that you decides makes you a faggot
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Posting unfucked version.
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>all this arguing about semantics
jeez, just shut up and kiss already
jeez, just shut up and kiss already
Rolled 68
>>95529
>find deck of cards
>teach the basic rules of Euchre
>shank her coloumbian prision style if we lose
>>95529
>find deck of cards
>teach the basic rules of Euchre
>shank her coloumbian prision style if we lose
https://pastebin.com/EvszbydZ
>Your ears pin against your head while her words hang in the air.
>Vision blurring once again, you fight back the feeling and keep your gaze away from hers.
"I-I… I don't need help."
>Voice shaky and soft, you can't help but notice a hint of uncertainty in your words.
>Once again, this damned body betrays you.
>But the time to be helped has long since passed.
>You needed it a long time ago, and it never came to you.
>Now, when you're once again at your wit's end, suddenly it's just given?
>You find that hard to believe.
>And really, as the filly who landed you in the hospital in the first place, how much help could she give?
>…How could ANYTHING help at this point?
>Years and years, living the same routine, plagued by the same thoughts…
>Following the definition of insanity, the weight of crushing loneliness and defeat just piling up every single day…
>No…
>There's nothing TO be helped, nothing to save.
>The damage has already been done, and you've been left in this world, broken beyond repair.
>All you long for at this point is peace, not another chance.
>…You never deserved it in the first place.
>You turn your head away from the filly, letting your mane cover your face further.
>Trying to steady your breathing, you shut your eyes as the tears run down your cheeks.
>You just want to curl up and disappear.
>Or to at least be in your own room, left to cry and wallow in sadness alone.
>But of course, as you've seen, time and time again…
>It's very rare you ever get what you want.
just quick thing to show im not ded
i was broken out of my groove, and it doesnt seem to be coming back any time soon
>Your ears pin against your head while her words hang in the air.
>Vision blurring once again, you fight back the feeling and keep your gaze away from hers.
"I-I… I don't need help."
>Voice shaky and soft, you can't help but notice a hint of uncertainty in your words.
>Once again, this damned body betrays you.
>But the time to be helped has long since passed.
>You needed it a long time ago, and it never came to you.
>Now, when you're once again at your wit's end, suddenly it's just given?
>You find that hard to believe.
>And really, as the filly who landed you in the hospital in the first place, how much help could she give?
>…How could ANYTHING help at this point?
>Years and years, living the same routine, plagued by the same thoughts…
>Following the definition of insanity, the weight of crushing loneliness and defeat just piling up every single day…
>No…
>There's nothing TO be helped, nothing to save.
>The damage has already been done, and you've been left in this world, broken beyond repair.
>All you long for at this point is peace, not another chance.
>…You never deserved it in the first place.
>You turn your head away from the filly, letting your mane cover your face further.
>Trying to steady your breathing, you shut your eyes as the tears run down your cheeks.
>You just want to curl up and disappear.
>Or to at least be in your own room, left to cry and wallow in sadness alone.
>But of course, as you've seen, time and time again…
>It's very rare you ever get what you want.
just quick thing to show im not ded
i was broken out of my groove, and it doesnt seem to be coming back any time soon
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Poking my snoot in after reading of the situation on /pone/ (and learning about this place). Good to see you keeping on. I'd heard about the /mlpol/ shenanigans that happened on your former home, but had long since left for 8chan and vowed to never return to that site. I probably missed quite a bit, and once /pone/ dropped off the top boards, it slowed way down. It's good to find another good chan. I'll probably look around here a bit. Don't be strangers, now.
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>>95654
I'm extremely glad to know that you're still around and your green isn't dead
I hope you're able to get back into your groove soon
also I made a post on the /trash/ thread with a link to your pastebin and your update
I hope you don't mind
http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/12994014#p13020555
I'm extremely glad to know that you're still around and your green isn't dead
I hope you're able to get back into your groove soon
also I made a post on the /trash/ thread with a link to your pastebin and your update
I hope you don't mind
http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/12994014#p13020555
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>>95661
>spolier
NO OF COURSE NOT, HOW DARE YOU SHARE MY AUTISM WITH MY FELLOW BRETHREN, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS
that's sarcasm, if it didn't go through well
anything to help rejoice /filly/ posters is great, hence why i wanted to post anyways
>spolier
NO OF COURSE NOT, HOW DARE YOU SHARE MY AUTISM WITH MY FELLOW BRETHREN, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS
that's sarcasm, if it didn't go through well
anything to help rejoice /filly/ posters is great, hence why i wanted to post anyways
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>>95678
Clean up the pic and use these:
https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/index_en.html
http://paintstransfer.com/
Clean up the pic and use these:
https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/index_en.html
http://paintstransfer.com/
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What the hell is this thread?
I'm not banned here but what the hell.
I'm not banned here but what the hell.
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You've lost the mood for traumatizing Twilight anymore. She's a cute filly and not worth losing favor of. You opt for a game you'd likely both enjoy.
"How about a riveting game of chess?"
She seems surprised.
>"Chess? That sounds fun. I'm actually rather good at it. Not as good as my brother, but I've been catching up rather quickly."
She levitates down a rather beautiful-looking ornate chess set and sets it up on the table. It strikes you as little bit odd that the king and queen pieces are Celestia and Luna respectively, despite the fact that Luna won't be getting out of the moon for another decade or so. You suppose the game which you just lost, therefore, must be over a thousand years old in Equestria.
>"So… do you play white or black?"
"How about a riveting game of chess?"
She seems surprised.
>"Chess? That sounds fun. I'm actually rather good at it. Not as good as my brother, but I've been catching up rather quickly."
She levitates down a rather beautiful-looking ornate chess set and sets it up on the table. It strikes you as little bit odd that the king and queen pieces are Celestia and Luna respectively, despite the fact that Luna won't be getting out of the moon for another decade or so. You suppose the game which you just lost, therefore, must be over a thousand years old in Equestria.
>"So… do you play white or black?"
>>95711
Is that an actual request to play black, or are you claiming that only an idiot would play black?
Is that an actual request to play black, or are you claiming that only an idiot would play black?
Rolled 8
>>95708
White is right, and white is good.
you better let us play move by move while you control twilight
>>95708
White is right, and white is good.
you better let us play move by move while you control twilight
>>95718
Do you really want to burn through the rest of the thread playing chess when there are more cute filly things to do?
Fuck's sake, I suck at chess. Meanwhile, I'd like to think that Twilight is a lot better of a black player than a white player.
Do you really want to burn through the rest of the thread playing chess when there are more cute filly things to do?
Fuck's sake, I suck at chess. Meanwhile, I'd like to think that Twilight is a lot better of a black player than a white player.
Thinking of drawing some Anonfilly this weekend what do you guys want?
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>>95719
>>95708
After piece selection just roll 2 dice, one for Anon and one for Twi. Add whatever modifiers you think should be added to each roll. The rolls determine who wins, and by how much. Furthermore, for the sake of fun lets make a wager on this game. What that is, either decide yourself or let other anons decide.
>>95719
>>95708
After piece selection just roll 2 dice, one for Anon and one for Twi. Add whatever modifiers you think should be added to each roll. The rolls determine who wins, and by how much. Furthermore, for the sake of fun lets make a wager on this game. What that is, either decide yourself or let other anons decide.
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>>95765
I dunno. No way we win against Twi, and then we're gonna look like big naked rat for a really long time.
I dunno. No way we win against Twi, and then we're gonna look like big naked rat for a really long time.
One thing I kinda like about this place is the flags that shows where the posters are from. Let's Anons know if someone is from the same country they are from.
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"Well you know what they say, always bet on black!"
Twilight laughs.
>"I'm pretty sure that's a roulette saying, Anon. Good choice though. I'm actually not as good at playing white, since Shiny always picks it"
The two of you finally sit down to play, and she sets about with a fairly standard white open, only to be met immediately with an aggressive Sicilian defense. You weren't going to fuck around. "Hey Twi, how about we make this interesting and place a bet?"
She gives you a strange look.
>"Aren't you homeless? What would you have to bet anyways?"
"Well yeah, for now at least. But we could always make a fun bet, like loser has to shave off their fur."
She stops the play she was about to make and stands up.
>"Anon, walk with me."
You are led outside, only to find that the rain from earlier has increased in magnitude to a torrential downpour. On top of this, the wind is icy. Twilight shuts the door behind you and has you step into the rain.
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BUCKING COLD CANTERLOT GETS IN THE WINTER?"
Without a word, she stomps back inside, leaving you both to continue your game soaking wet. The game goes by fairly slowly, as Twilight isn't quite used to playing the initiative. Halfway through it, Shining comes downstairs looking a little bit worn out. He sees the board set out and stares at it for a few moments before declaring that black would win in 5 moves and trotting off to the bathroom. You can't see what strategy he's thinking of, but you end up beating Twilight in 6 moves anyways.
It's around this time that Cadence ends up coming down the stairs.
>"Hey girls, I'm going to be taking a break from studying. How about I make you all some snacks?"
Twilight laughs.
>"I'm pretty sure that's a roulette saying, Anon. Good choice though. I'm actually not as good at playing white, since Shiny always picks it"
The two of you finally sit down to play, and she sets about with a fairly standard white open, only to be met immediately with an aggressive Sicilian defense. You weren't going to fuck around. "Hey Twi, how about we make this interesting and place a bet?"
She gives you a strange look.
>"Aren't you homeless? What would you have to bet anyways?"
"Well yeah, for now at least. But we could always make a fun bet, like loser has to shave off their fur."
She stops the play she was about to make and stands up.
>"Anon, walk with me."
You are led outside, only to find that the rain from earlier has increased in magnitude to a torrential downpour. On top of this, the wind is icy. Twilight shuts the door behind you and has you step into the rain.
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BUCKING COLD CANTERLOT GETS IN THE WINTER?"
Without a word, she stomps back inside, leaving you both to continue your game soaking wet. The game goes by fairly slowly, as Twilight isn't quite used to playing the initiative. Halfway through it, Shining comes downstairs looking a little bit worn out. He sees the board set out and stares at it for a few moments before declaring that black would win in 5 moves and trotting off to the bathroom. You can't see what strategy he's thinking of, but you end up beating Twilight in 6 moves anyways.
It's around this time that Cadence ends up coming down the stairs.
>"Hey girls, I'm going to be taking a break from studying. How about I make you all some snacks?"
Oh, and incidentally, you guys shouldn't discount Shining being better as Twilight being bad. I don't know how many of you guys have read the comics, but Shining is a massive dweeb. Plus, we all know he grows up to be a military officer. You don't tend to go into that field without some sort of background in strategy.
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>>95779
Just different. I can only speak for myself, but it keeps me from posting like I would on /mlp/. Makes the thread more reliant on participation from other posters to advance the discussion.
Just different. I can only speak for myself, but it keeps me from posting like I would on /mlp/. Makes the thread more reliant on participation from other posters to advance the discussion.
>You are anon filly.
>Wake up.
>You are in your bed, in your room, in the basement of Twilight Sparkle’s library.
>It has been some years since you were magically transported to the magical land of ponies called Equestria.
>You sit up in bed and stretch away the stiffness from sleeping.
>For the same amount of time you have been in Equestria you have been transformed into a pony. A tiny green earth pony filly.
>You reach forward with your forehoof to feel the space between your hind legs.
>Nothing.
>SadSigh.jpg
>Even after all this time, you still miss your cock.
>You sit there for just a moment before throwing the sheets off of you and get out of bed.
>The desire to turn back into a human has never left you.
>You start to make your way to staircase, and out of the basement.
>You still want to go home.
>Half way up the stairway you get a whiff of freshly prepared pancakes and haybacon. Spike must be making breakfast again.
>Yum.
>You still want to go back to your old world.
>Now at the top of the stairs you push up on the door lever with your hoof, and thrust the door open.
>The familiar sight of the main floor of the library greets you.
>Looking out one of the large windows, you can see the sun rising above the thatched rooftops of the neighboring houses.
>Still, you don’t really have it that bad here.
>You have a roof/tree over your head, three square meals a day, and plenty of fun things to do.
>You have even made some friends in your time here.
>You will never think that you are happy here, but you had to admit that you were content.
>Before you go to the kitchen to get a plate of delicious haybacon, someone knocks on the door.
>You know Purple was up all night reading a book, and is probably still asleep. You decide to answer the door yourself.
“Coming!”
>You open the front door, and are shocked at what you see.
>Standing in the doorway is a human! The first human you have ever seen here.
>He seems to be an older man with a large gray mustache. He is dressed in a grey shirt, with a matching set of navy blue jacket and pants. On his head is a red cap. He looks a lot like a janitor.
>Before you can say anything he asks ,“You Anon?”
“Yeah, that’s me. Who are you?”
>He reaches out with a hand to grab a push broom you didn’t see before that was laying against the door frame.
>“Scruffy don’t like you”
>The human then takes the push broom and sweeps at you.
>The sweep is so powerful, it sends you flying into the library and straight into a bookshelf
>Your world disappears in a wave of white.
>Wake up.
>You are in your bed, in your room, in the basement of Twilight Sparkle’s library.
>It has been some years since you were magically transported to the magical land of ponies called Equestria.
>You sit up in bed and stretch away the stiffness from sleeping.
>For the same amount of time you have been in Equestria you have been transformed into a pony. A tiny green earth pony filly.
>You reach forward with your forehoof to feel the space between your hind legs.
>Nothing.
>SadSigh.jpg
>Even after all this time, you still miss your cock.
>You sit there for just a moment before throwing the sheets off of you and get out of bed.
>The desire to turn back into a human has never left you.
>You start to make your way to staircase, and out of the basement.
>You still want to go home.
>Half way up the stairway you get a whiff of freshly prepared pancakes and haybacon. Spike must be making breakfast again.
>Yum.
>You still want to go back to your old world.
>Now at the top of the stairs you push up on the door lever with your hoof, and thrust the door open.
>The familiar sight of the main floor of the library greets you.
>Looking out one of the large windows, you can see the sun rising above the thatched rooftops of the neighboring houses.
>Still, you don’t really have it that bad here.
>You have a roof/tree over your head, three square meals a day, and plenty of fun things to do.
>You have even made some friends in your time here.
>You will never think that you are happy here, but you had to admit that you were content.
>Before you go to the kitchen to get a plate of delicious haybacon, someone knocks on the door.
>You know Purple was up all night reading a book, and is probably still asleep. You decide to answer the door yourself.
“Coming!”
>You open the front door, and are shocked at what you see.
>Standing in the doorway is a human! The first human you have ever seen here.
>He seems to be an older man with a large gray mustache. He is dressed in a grey shirt, with a matching set of navy blue jacket and pants. On his head is a red cap. He looks a lot like a janitor.
>Before you can say anything he asks ,“You Anon?”
“Yeah, that’s me. Who are you?”
>He reaches out with a hand to grab a push broom you didn’t see before that was laying against the door frame.
>“Scruffy don’t like you”
>The human then takes the push broom and sweeps at you.
>The sweep is so powerful, it sends you flying into the library and straight into a bookshelf
>Your world disappears in a wave of white.
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>>95833
I don't see that there's really anything we can do, Anonfilly is under a total blanket ban on 4chan outside of /trash/ and they've even banned threads asking about it on /qa/ and the IRC, along with Hiro not giving a fuck there's really nothing to do about.
For God's sake, they're moderating Anonfilly harder than the shitposting and porn.
I don't see that there's really anything we can do, Anonfilly is under a total blanket ban on 4chan outside of /trash/ and they've even banned threads asking about it on /qa/ and the IRC, along with Hiro not giving a fuck there's really nothing to do about.
For God's sake, they're moderating Anonfilly harder than the shitposting and porn.
>>95834
Unfortunately the truth. Only person higher than the mods is Hiro and he doesn't care. If only we had some richfag to bribe himself into a 'supermod' position and execute Aero and his goblins
Unfortunately the truth. Only person higher than the mods is Hiro and he doesn't care. If only we had some richfag to bribe himself into a 'supermod' position and execute Aero and his goblins
>>95835
What would be nice is if we could get Hiro to actually sell out to Notch, who was considering buying 4chan. Notch doesn't have much to do these days, and he's rich as hell. He could run 4chan just fine.
What would be nice is if we could get Hiro to actually sell out to Notch, who was considering buying 4chan. Notch doesn't have much to do these days, and he's rich as hell. He could run 4chan just fine.
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>>95837
Well then sell to Shkrelli once he gets out of jail. Assuming he gets out sometime in the next decade…
Shit, we need a better plan. Buy megamillions tickets?
Well then sell to Shkrelli once he gets out of jail. Assuming he gets out sometime in the next decade…
Shit, we need a better plan. Buy megamillions tickets?
I don't mean to be rude to y'all, but where you're at right now, with all the ideas and thoughts of "persuading Hiro" or "ebin plans to buy 4chan",… that's where Mlpol was 9 months ago. Nothing worked. That's why there's an mlpol.net, and that's why anon/filly is orange, not green; its a testament to the fact that we realized that we were not welcome no matter how politely, insistently, or creatively we attempted to reason, barter. negotiate, or plead with mods/admin. Anonfilly is nao 4cuck persona non grata: welcome to Mlpol.net.
SO!
The 4chan modBegging tehad #3 is down due to inactivity
I guess we're done
finally ran out of steam.
This is where we go now.
Time for somewhat slower picture spam and greens?
>>95847
Well, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Basically, we are just collectively waiting for the community to migrate, then?
IF that is the case, we have to have enough channels to cater to the people currently in /mlp/, but also few enough that the content isn't spread to thin.
We are trying to get bigger, right?
>>95837
That's god damn retarded
supply demand
subjective objective
like no
>>95848
I looked at 8chan. It's format seemed completely different from 4chan and awful.
The 4chan modBegging tehad #3 is down due to inactivity
I guess we're done
finally ran out of steam.
This is where we go now.
Time for somewhat slower picture spam and greens?
>>95847
Well, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Basically, we are just collectively waiting for the community to migrate, then?
IF that is the case, we have to have enough channels to cater to the people currently in /mlp/, but also few enough that the content isn't spread to thin.
We are trying to get bigger, right?
>>95837
That's god damn retarded
supply demand
subjective objective
like no
>>95848
I looked at 8chan. It's format seemed completely different from 4chan and awful.
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>>95839
If these are the best solutions you fags can come up with, then you niggers are fucked. When it comes to mods and janitors there is no such thing as reasoning. The administration of 4chan is hyper autistic, and once they have their minds set on something, nothing short of force can make them change course. For Christ’s sake, /mlp/ was born in the fires of conflict between the mods and the users. What the fuck has happened to /mlp/? The community should be outraged that the mods have imposed such an arbitrary rule on the board. There should be rioting, cheeky midnight threads, and other forms of protest. Instead what do you faggots do? You make a few threads, post in the /qa/ board about it, and have one or two fags check out the IRC. Pathetic.
You should post about your outrage where ever you can, when ever you can. Those IRC chat logs? Post the chat logs everywhere. ED posted a thread, so there is obviously some interest in the happening. Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more. Go after these cucks until you win. If you think you will lose or are powerless than you will lose and are powerless. Fight back for God’s sake.
I’d like for you fags to stay here, you’re alright. I’m not going to sit in this thread though and watch you mope. If you fags want to go back and post filly then fucking fight for it.
TLDR: talking about it will not solve the problem. At this point only action will.
>>95844
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>>95839
If these are the best solutions you fags can come up with, then you niggers are fucked. When it comes to mods and janitors there is no such thing as reasoning. The administration of 4chan is hyper autistic, and once they have their minds set on something, nothing short of force can make them change course. For Christ’s sake, /mlp/ was born in the fires of conflict between the mods and the users. What the fuck has happened to /mlp/? The community should be outraged that the mods have imposed such an arbitrary rule on the board. There should be rioting, cheeky midnight threads, and other forms of protest. Instead what do you faggots do? You make a few threads, post in the /qa/ board about it, and have one or two fags check out the IRC. Pathetic.
You should post about your outrage where ever you can, when ever you can. Those IRC chat logs? Post the chat logs everywhere. ED posted a thread, so there is obviously some interest in the happening. Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more. Go after these cucks until you win. If you think you will lose or are powerless than you will lose and are powerless. Fight back for God’s sake.
I’d like for you fags to stay here, you’re alright. I’m not going to sit in this thread though and watch you mope. If you fags want to go back and post filly then fucking fight for it.
TLDR: talking about it will not solve the problem. At this point only action will.
>>95850
We fought for a week solid, we're pretty much lynched in that not everyone on the board even cares, much less the site. Though you're right in that we should compile all the shit we have and post it everywhere, I don't think I have everything myself.
We fought for a week solid, we're pretty much lynched in that not everyone on the board even cares, much less the site. Though you're right in that we should compile all the shit we have and post it everywhere, I don't think I have everything myself.
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Hello Anon filly thread folk
Just wanted to let you know every week mlpol.net does a movie night at 6:30pm PST. This week's movie will be
The MLP movie
The rabbit will be posted in the thread below.
https://mlpol.net//mlpol/res/87059.html#q87059
Just wanted to let you know every week mlpol.net does a movie night at 6:30pm PST. This week's movie will be
The MLP movie
The rabbit will be posted in the thread below.
https://mlpol.net//mlpol/res/87059.html#q87059
>>95854
I don't fucking know. I'm a native /pol/ack that lurks here and thinks Applejack is best pony. You fags know /mlp/ better than I do. Just run the usual plan of out autisming the mods I guess. If that doesn't work then keep at it until the streisand effect kicks in. Never give up. The only way to lose in life is to give up.
I don't fucking know. I'm a native /pol/ack that lurks here and thinks Applejack is best pony. You fags know /mlp/ better than I do. Just run the usual plan of out autisming the mods I guess. If that doesn't work then keep at it until the streisand effect kicks in. Never give up. The only way to lose in life is to give up.
>>95850
A good portion of /mlp/ is against us.
You are talking to the people who were willing to argue and post and spam. People from /mlp/ showed up and thanked the mods for getting rid of a "post pictures of AF" general.
/mlp/ is not rioting because /mlp/ does not, on the whole, care. We do not have the force to rightfully pull of what you are suggesting. We can only have a few very invested users ban evade and maybe make bots. The problem is that even if we win, /mlp/ wouldn't call that a victory for them, and /af/ wouldn't be really welcome.
/af/ simply does not belong there anymore. We are going to slowly have each of our fetish generals, which are all "bestial" in the same way /af/ was "pedophilic", removed until there is nothing really questionable left and the fandom simply doesn't care about 4 chan anymore. We can only hope that they come here with us in time for interest in the show to finally hit zero.
A good portion of /mlp/ is against us.
You are talking to the people who were willing to argue and post and spam. People from /mlp/ showed up and thanked the mods for getting rid of a "post pictures of AF" general.
/mlp/ is not rioting because /mlp/ does not, on the whole, care. We do not have the force to rightfully pull of what you are suggesting. We can only have a few very invested users ban evade and maybe make bots. The problem is that even if we win, /mlp/ wouldn't call that a victory for them, and /af/ wouldn't be really welcome.
/af/ simply does not belong there anymore. We are going to slowly have each of our fetish generals, which are all "bestial" in the same way /af/ was "pedophilic", removed until there is nothing really questionable left and the fandom simply doesn't care about 4 chan anymore. We can only hope that they come here with us in time for interest in the show to finally hit zero.
>>95860
>First they came for /mlpol/ but I was not /mlpol/, so I said nothing. Then they came for /filly/, but I was not /filly/ so I said nothing.
What's next?
>First they came for /mlpol/ but I was not /mlpol/, so I said nothing. Then they came for /filly/, but I was not /filly/ so I said nothing.
What's next?
>>95862
Something that produces content, but is small enough that they feel they can get away with banning it. Probably one of the species generals, like /plane/ or /satyr/, most likely /bat/ though because they can segue into it nicely because of its current focus on foals doing explicit things.
Something that produces content, but is small enough that they feel they can get away with banning it. Probably one of the species generals, like /plane/ or /satyr/, most likely /bat/ though because they can segue into it nicely because of its current focus on foals doing explicit things.
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>>95862
It really should be it hurts, but the exact problem is that it is arbitrary.
tell me you couldn't believe that an anon would say the following, assuming that all the prior purges have already happened.
/af/ /ithurts/ /Dazzling Thread/ /Filly general!/ /Having an upskirt fetish isn't weird right/ /Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread/ /20% of the cyoas/ /Slutty Horsewomen/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty pedophile general."
/slavepony/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty slavery general."
/Incestuous Relationships Thread/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty incest general."
/man and a mare/ /Flutterrape/ /every cyoa/ /Pregnancy General/ /Mature mares thread/ /Bat Pony Thread/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty beastiality general."
/Trap Tickler/ /Geldings discussion/ /Homo Horse Hangout/ /Reversed Gender Roles Equestria/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for gettign rid of your shitty bestiality general."
/My Massive Pony/ /Hooves Thread/ /Spanking Thread/ /Emo and Goth Thread/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty fetish general, this is a blue board."
/Battlestations/ /Queen Umbra/ /Plane Pony/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty off-topic general."
/Fallout Equestria/ /NEETpone/ /It's a soulsborne thread/ /EVERY other cyoa/ /Twilight x Shadowlock story part 2/ /FimFiction Thread /
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your off topic shitty fanfiction and rp threads."
/GAS THE APPLES FRUIT WAR NOW/ /riddle threads/ /finally MAYBE glimmer threads/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty, low quality, off topic threads, spammers."
And the whole time, the whole outside world will be going "yeah, but all of /mlp/ should be deleted anyway because it's so very off topic and just passes around fan fiction ad argues with itself autistically" "It totally doesn't count as "show discussion" and even where it does, enjoying a character built to appeal to a little girl is the same thing as enjoying little girls"
I can't even disagree with that except to point out that that is never how the two words "show discussion" have ever been enforced, which means that it has been indicated time and time again that what we are doing is within the acceptable limitations of the rules. Any change to the rules without any form of announcement will always be met with confusion and disagreement, in all situations, ever, because that's the logical response to an action that is quite apparently contradictory.
Keep in mind that I don't have to be right about that whole list or the order of events, only the general concept has to be right.
It really should be it hurts, but the exact problem is that it is arbitrary.
tell me you couldn't believe that an anon would say the following, assuming that all the prior purges have already happened.
/af/ /ithurts/ /Dazzling Thread/ /Filly general!/ /Having an upskirt fetish isn't weird right/ /Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread/ /20% of the cyoas/ /Slutty Horsewomen/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty pedophile general."
/slavepony/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty slavery general."
/Incestuous Relationships Thread/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty incest general."
/man and a mare/ /Flutterrape/ /every cyoa/ /Pregnancy General/ /Mature mares thread/ /Bat Pony Thread/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty beastiality general."
/Trap Tickler/ /Geldings discussion/ /Homo Horse Hangout/ /Reversed Gender Roles Equestria/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for gettign rid of your shitty bestiality general."
/My Massive Pony/ /Hooves Thread/ /Spanking Thread/ /Emo and Goth Thread/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty fetish general, this is a blue board."
/Battlestations/ /Queen Umbra/ /Plane Pony/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty off-topic general."
/Fallout Equestria/ /NEETpone/ /It's a soulsborne thread/ /EVERY other cyoa/ /Twilight x Shadowlock story part 2/ /FimFiction Thread /
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your off topic shitty fanfiction and rp threads."
/GAS THE APPLES FRUIT WAR NOW/ /riddle threads/ /finally MAYBE glimmer threads/
"I'm a horsefucker, but I want to thank the mods for getting rid of your shitty, low quality, off topic threads, spammers."
And the whole time, the whole outside world will be going "yeah, but all of /mlp/ should be deleted anyway because it's so very off topic and just passes around fan fiction ad argues with itself autistically" "It totally doesn't count as "show discussion" and even where it does, enjoying a character built to appeal to a little girl is the same thing as enjoying little girls"
I can't even disagree with that except to point out that that is never how the two words "show discussion" have ever been enforced, which means that it has been indicated time and time again that what we are doing is within the acceptable limitations of the rules. Any change to the rules without any form of announcement will always be met with confusion and disagreement, in all situations, ever, because that's the logical response to an action that is quite apparently contradictory.
Keep in mind that I don't have to be right about that whole list or the order of events, only the general concept has to be right.
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This thread needs more filly.
>>95881
I concur, but I don't have nearly enough Anon Filly images. I feel all of them have been posted ITT.
I concur, but I don't have nearly enough Anon Filly images. I feel all of them have been posted ITT.
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>>95881
The /trash/ thread need more filly too http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/12994014#p13034940
I can't post there because I got a 3 day ban for """spamming/flooding""" and I still have to wait a couple more days
Not being able to have a single thread on /mlp/ is causing some really tough times for Anonfilly
>>95849
>we are just collectively waiting for the community to migrate
I thought the community had collectively decided to wait a month and see if we can get a /mlp/ thread up then
The /trash/ thread need more filly too http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/12994014#p13034940
I can't post there because I got a 3 day ban for """spamming/flooding""" and I still have to wait a couple more days
Not being able to have a single thread on /mlp/ is causing some really tough times for Anonfilly
>>95849
>we are just collectively waiting for the community to migrate
I thought the community had collectively decided to wait a month and see if we can get a /mlp/ thread up then
>>95887
Nah. I suck at art. Plus I don't even have the right tools. No scanner, no drawing tablet…
I can do okay CYOAs though.
Nah. I suck at art. Plus I don't even have the right tools. No scanner, no drawing tablet…
I can do okay CYOAs though.
>>95888
>wait a month and see if we can get a /mlp/ thread up
first I've heard of this
if we do try that, make sure to mention mlpol somewhere in the thread, but not post a link, so that we can't be accused of advertising or whatever
>wait a month and see if we can get a /mlp/ thread up
first I've heard of this
if we do try that, make sure to mention mlpol somewhere in the thread, but not post a link, so that we can't be accused of advertising or whatever
>>95891
It was mentioned here in the /trash/ thread
http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/12994014#p13006724
It was mentioned here in the /trash/ thread
http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/12994014#p13006724
>>95899
How well do those work? I've always thought they would be awkward as hell, but I've always used regular mice.
How well do those work? I've always thought they would be awkward as hell, but I've always used regular mice.
>>95900
>just jumping in mid-conversation to inject my thoughts
I have very little experience but I know architects like them because they are very precise and excellent for CAD work. So I assume you can do very good vector art with it.
>just jumping in mid-conversation to inject my thoughts
I have very little experience but I know architects like them because they are very precise and excellent for CAD work. So I assume you can do very good vector art with it.
>>95904
I used a track pad for everything for years. I also played shooters only with controllers early on. I was considerably better with either of those then a mouse.
It's like being left handed but learning to write with your right hand. You're handwriting will never be impeccably beautiful, but you will learn how to write coherently and, eventually, writing with your natural left hand will actually be harder for you than using with your trained right hand.
I know I am still considerably better at aiming with a joystick than a mouse.
I used a track pad for everything for years. I also played shooters only with controllers early on. I was considerably better with either of those then a mouse.
It's like being left handed but learning to write with your right hand. You're handwriting will never be impeccably beautiful, but you will learn how to write coherently and, eventually, writing with your natural left hand will actually be harder for you than using with your trained right hand.
I know I am still considerably better at aiming with a joystick than a mouse.
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I'd like to see filly being cuddled by Starlight.
>>95924
Starlight pre-reform is shit
Starlight post-reform is alright.
Communists should be given free helicopter rides, but should be offered the chance to see the error of their ways first.
A couple of Anon Filly x Starlight stories got to me.
Starlight pre-reform is shit
Starlight post-reform is alright.
Communists should be given free helicopter rides, but should be offered the chance to see the error of their ways first.
A couple of Anon Filly x Starlight stories got to me.
>>95925
pre-reform was a good villain, I'm sure we all agree on that. Also, how do we know if they've truly renounced communism when given mercy?
>spoiler
that's how they get you ^:)
pre-reform was a good villain, I'm sure we all agree on that. Also, how do we know if they've truly renounced communism when given mercy?
>spoiler
that's how they get you ^:)
>>95925
>Starlight when she was an interesting villain was shit
>Starlight after becoming the writing staff's mary sue self insert is alright
Shit taste comfirmed
>Starlight when she was an interesting villain was shit
>Starlight after becoming the writing staff's mary sue self insert is alright
Shit taste comfirmed
>>95926
Communists who don't really give up communism usually try to subtly influence people into communism.
>>95927
Shit in the sense that she'd be shitty to hang around. She was certainly good as a villain, but like… she wasn't the kind of villain you'd want to sympathize with in a way. She was the kind that you'd just want to punch in the face over and over. Arguably, Chrysalis was and still is the best villain. She hasn't given up even though she's had her ass kicked a few times.
Meanwhile, Starlight now is just… well I'd chill with her. She's mellowed down quite a bit. She's got a better personality than modern Twilight.
Communists who don't really give up communism usually try to subtly influence people into communism.
>>95927
Shit in the sense that she'd be shitty to hang around. She was certainly good as a villain, but like… she wasn't the kind of villain you'd want to sympathize with in a way. She was the kind that you'd just want to punch in the face over and over. Arguably, Chrysalis was and still is the best villain. She hasn't given up even though she's had her ass kicked a few times.
Meanwhile, Starlight now is just… well I'd chill with her. She's mellowed down quite a bit. She's got a better personality than modern Twilight.
>>95928
you may have a point there, but why run the risk when the helicopter fuel will eventually pay for itself?
>She's got a better personality than modern Twilight
this saddens me
you may have a point there, but why run the risk when the helicopter fuel will eventually pay for itself?
>She's got a better personality than modern Twilight
this saddens me
>>95928
Ok, are we treating communism and socialism as the same things with regards to starlight bashing?
Ok, are we treating communism and socialism as the same things with regards to starlight bashing?
>>95933
is the socalisic program of medicare/social security the same as "marxist socialism"? Is all socialism "marxist"?
Is the communistic concept of a government tax-funded job the same thing as communism?
How far are we going with this
is the socalisic program of medicare/social security the same as "marxist socialism"? Is all socialism "marxist"?
Is the communistic concept of a government tax-funded job the same thing as communism?
How far are we going with this
>>95934
Marxist socialism is dependent on the motivation behind those programs. And if the motivation for it is trying to form class equality then yes it's just as shit as communism
Marxist socialism is dependent on the motivation behind those programs. And if the motivation for it is trying to form class equality then yes it's just as shit as communism
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>>95944
>"No, you can't keep it."
"Buuut Twiiiiii…"
>"No. Absolutely not."
"But iiit's sooo cuuutteee "
>"It's dead, anon."
"So?"
>"So it'll stink up the whole house!!"
"So?"
>"Anon, I'm not arguing with you on this. Get rid of that thing NOW."
"Ugh, fiinee… stupid purple."
>"I HEARD THAT"
>"No, you can't keep it."
"Buuut Twiiiiii…"
>"No. Absolutely not."
"But iiit's sooo cuuutteee "
>"It's dead, anon."
"So?"
>"So it'll stink up the whole house!!"
"So?"
>"Anon, I'm not arguing with you on this. Get rid of that thing NOW."
"Ugh, fiinee… stupid purple."
>"I HEARD THAT"
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Colored this. I wanna bury my face in that chest fluff.
I actually like Starlight, her and Trixie have grown on me the past couple of seasons.
>>95957
Doesn't even have to be Twilight's idea, just mention you would like a pet within earshot of Fluttershy and her autism will take its course.
Doesn't even have to be Twilight's idea, just mention you would like a pet within earshot of Fluttershy and her autism will take its course.
>>95959
That's true.
What kind of pet would you guys pick? And how would Twi react when you bring it home?
That's true.
What kind of pet would you guys pick? And how would Twi react when you bring it home?
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>>95877
What is even real, Anon?
I might stay here a bit, may be my only chance to contribute something if this thing gets to come back to 4chan
If I do get the time, in any case is good to have the chance to post again
What is even real, Anon?
I might stay here a bit, may be my only chance to contribute something if this thing gets to come back to 4chan
If I do get the time, in any case is good to have the chance to post again
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Christmas hat edit when
Is Assfaggot around still? I finally reread his story and noticed he finally got past the enrichment phase in Afetlocka.
I'd really like to know how Anon overcomes Twilight's tyranny and gets back with Aryanne.
Fuck purple horse
I'd really like to know how Anon overcomes Twilight's tyranny and gets back with Aryanne.
Fuck purple horse
>>95972
It seems like he might be lost due to recent events. I haven't see him after the scruffening and it doesn't help that Trash doesn't allow namefagging.
Last I've recall seeing him is just before the removal began, which is about a month ago. But still haven't seen him after that.
It seems like he might be lost due to recent events. I haven't see him after the scruffening and it doesn't help that Trash doesn't allow namefagging.
Last I've recall seeing him is just before the removal began, which is about a month ago. But still haven't seen him after that.
>>95974
Ah, well hopefully he makes a reappearance.
Considering how redpilled Anon is in that story you'd think this place would be a good home for his version of anonfilly
Ah, well hopefully he makes a reappearance.
Considering how redpilled Anon is in that story you'd think this place would be a good home for his version of anonfilly
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made some art (first time drawing pone)
>>96049
Nice.
That hoof looks weird af but that's really the only criticism I can give aside from maybe her ear looking way to long as well in that particular pose
A cute/10
Nice.
That hoof looks weird af but that's really the only criticism I can give aside from maybe her ear looking way to long as well in that particular pose
A cute/10
>>96049
First time? That's really good. Especially the second pony. I would recommend increasing the foreleg size on the third pony though
First time? That's really good. Especially the second pony. I would recommend increasing the foreleg size on the third pony though
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>>96122
The mods have ascended to a level beyond that of your average 4chan sperg. They have realized the legend and become the legendary super spergs.
The mods have ascended to a level beyond that of your average 4chan sperg. They have realized the legend and become the legendary super spergs.
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wew, got this on one of my cards
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Finally got home. Is my ID the same or is continuing the CYOA later on gonna be awkward?
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>>96166
what story were you doing? weird that your id is different, but I guess your isp doesn't give you a static ip address. probably time to start being a tripfag for now, it'd be a good idea to do that for stories anyway.
what story were you doing? weird that your id is different, but I guess your isp doesn't give you a static ip address. probably time to start being a tripfag for now, it'd be a good idea to do that for stories anyway.
>>96170
I was doing the only CYOA in the current thread. My ID is different because by "finally got home", I am referring to my home city. Just spent 11 hours on 3 buses and everything feels surreal.
I also came home to find that next to my three plushies is a fourth, tiny Alicorn Twilight plushy that my mom bought me while I was at uni. She tells me my ponies multiplied.
I was doing the only CYOA in the current thread. My ID is different because by "finally got home", I am referring to my home city. Just spent 11 hours on 3 buses and everything feels surreal.
I also came home to find that next to my three plushies is a fourth, tiny Alicorn Twilight plushy that my mom bought me while I was at uni. She tells me my ponies multiplied.
>>96172
ok. It's fine that the id is different now, pretty sure most people were just looking at your name anyway. If anyone questions why the id is different, just refer them here. Thanks for explaining it first, it would've been confusing otherwise.
It is good to be back home with family. Your mom sounds super awesome giving you that plushie and being so nice about it!
ok. It's fine that the id is different now, pretty sure most people were just looking at your name anyway. If anyone questions why the id is different, just refer them here. Thanks for explaining it first, it would've been confusing otherwise.
It is good to be back home with family. Your mom sounds super awesome giving you that plushie and being so nice about it!
>>96172
>going to uni
>still living with parents
>Displaying plushies
We of the /pol/ half have much to teach you.
>going to uni
>still living with parents
>Displaying plushies
We of the /pol/ half have much to teach you.
>>96202
I'm working on a PhD, and no shit I'm still going to live with my parents over the break. It saves money. Grad students don't make a ton, and if the house version of that tax bill goes through instead of the senate version, we're getting raped badly.
Also, one doesn't commission a plushie not to keep in one's room and cuddle every night.
I'm working on a PhD, and no shit I'm still going to live with my parents over the break. It saves money. Grad students don't make a ton, and if the house version of that tax bill goes through instead of the senate version, we're getting raped badly.
Also, one doesn't commission a plushie not to keep in one's room and cuddle every night.
>>96203
Im not sure about america, but at least in Aus there is a oversaturation of uni qualified people looking for the same job, therefore its a better idea to go into a trade since thats where all the money is
Wasn't it Mike Rowe who said "Dont follow your Dreams, Follow the Money"?
Seriously tho, if you want fat stacks become a tradie, do you know how much a fuckin lollipop man earns?
Im not sure about america, but at least in Aus there is a oversaturation of uni qualified people looking for the same job, therefore its a better idea to go into a trade since thats where all the money is
Wasn't it Mike Rowe who said "Dont follow your Dreams, Follow the Money"?
Seriously tho, if you want fat stacks become a tradie, do you know how much a fuckin lollipop man earns?
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A filly with two knives, for no real reason.
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>Daylight breaks through the curtains, stirring you from your sleep.
>Starlight is sprawled on her back, and you're wrapped tightly around her hind leg.
>You have no intentions letting go.
>It isn't long before she stirs awake.
>"Morning, sweetie."
"Name's Anon, remember?"
>She coos and strokes your mane.
>"You're not going to let go, are you?"
"Not a chance."
>She sighs and pulls you off her leg with her magic.
>You reach your front legs towards her in a futile attempt to hold onto her.
"It's your fault for being so comfy."
>She rolls her eyes and gets out of bed before setting you down.
>You snuggle back into the bed, drawing in her scent.
"You can't drag me out of bed today."
>She walks over to the door before looking back at you smugly.
>"Oh, well. I guess I'll have to tour Canterlot all by myself today."
"WAIT FOR ME!"
>You bolt out of the bed with lightning speed and make a dash for the door.
>You burst through the door into the hallway.
>"Wait! What about breakfast?!" Starlight calls out to you.
>Daylight breaks through the curtains, stirring you from your sleep.
>Starlight is sprawled on her back, and you're wrapped tightly around her hind leg.
>You have no intentions letting go.
>It isn't long before she stirs awake.
>"Morning, sweetie."
"Name's Anon, remember?"
>She coos and strokes your mane.
>"You're not going to let go, are you?"
"Not a chance."
>She sighs and pulls you off her leg with her magic.
>You reach your front legs towards her in a futile attempt to hold onto her.
"It's your fault for being so comfy."
>She rolls her eyes and gets out of bed before setting you down.
>You snuggle back into the bed, drawing in her scent.
"You can't drag me out of bed today."
>She walks over to the door before looking back at you smugly.
>"Oh, well. I guess I'll have to tour Canterlot all by myself today."
"WAIT FOR ME!"
>You bolt out of the bed with lightning speed and make a dash for the door.
>You burst through the door into the hallway.
>"Wait! What about breakfast?!" Starlight calls out to you.
>>96251
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And you missed having breakfast with Celestia.
>Its great to come back to Canterlot every now and then to catch up.
>Your old friends, your parents, the princess.
>Normally your brother as well, but he's with Cadence in the Crystal Empire.
>You and Celestia are enjoying breakfast together in the dining room.
>Of course, the both of you are early.
>Starlight and Anon should be around soon.
>You munch on a piece of jelly toast while Celestia tastes a banana.
>The whole Anon incident has really been bugging you.
>You remember what she called Starlight on the train.
>mom.
>You had pretended not to hear.
>It hurt just a little bit, considering that was what you were supposed to be.
>You wanted your own littly filly to mother.
>You don't think that will ever be that to her.
>You quickly bury that thought.
"Princess?"
>Celestia looks to you.
"You really think Anon came through the portal, don't you?"
>Celestia looks down to her food.
>"It is possible."
"It would make sense. When I went through the portal I was changed into a human, and I become a pony again when I came back."
>"Yes. If Anon is from that world then traveling here would have presumably transformed her."
>She takes a bite of banana, thoughtfully chewing and swallowing before continuing.
>"But, the pieces don't all fit the puzzle."
"They don't?"
>"No. Don't you think somepony would have noticed the portal being used, least of all yourself? How could Anon have used it, especially without drawing attention on either side? Also, if Anon really was a male before, how would the journey have changed… her gender?"
>She has a point.
>"Also, as far as we know only ponies have used the portal, not the other way around. The effects could be different for residents of the other side."
"True. In any case, We may need Sunset Shimmer's help once again. Maybe she knows of, or could discover an Anonymous on the other side, and can help us get to the bottom of this."
>"Good thinking. I'm glad you're still as smart as ever."
>You beam.
>You're still a glutton for Celestia's praise.
>"But, I think in order to get to the bottom of this, we're going to have to use the portal."
>You gasp, dropping your toast onto the fine china.
"Y-you don't mean?"
>She nods.
"But, we agreed that it should remain absolutely secret."
>"… in case of dire need or emergency. Yes, I recall."
>She takes a quick glance out the window before looking back to you, her eyes piercing.
>"If it resolves the issue here, then I think the risk is worth it."
"And Starlight? Given her and Anon's, 'attachment," can we risk this information with her?"
>You recoil at your own words.
"Its not that I don't trust her or anything, but you know, state secrets and all."
>"That's the tricky part."
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And you missed having breakfast with Celestia.
>Its great to come back to Canterlot every now and then to catch up.
>Your old friends, your parents, the princess.
>Normally your brother as well, but he's with Cadence in the Crystal Empire.
>You and Celestia are enjoying breakfast together in the dining room.
>Of course, the both of you are early.
>Starlight and Anon should be around soon.
>You munch on a piece of jelly toast while Celestia tastes a banana.
>The whole Anon incident has really been bugging you.
>You remember what she called Starlight on the train.
>mom.
>You had pretended not to hear.
>It hurt just a little bit, considering that was what you were supposed to be.
>You wanted your own littly filly to mother.
>You don't think that will ever be that to her.
>You quickly bury that thought.
"Princess?"
>Celestia looks to you.
"You really think Anon came through the portal, don't you?"
>Celestia looks down to her food.
>"It is possible."
"It would make sense. When I went through the portal I was changed into a human, and I become a pony again when I came back."
>"Yes. If Anon is from that world then traveling here would have presumably transformed her."
>She takes a bite of banana, thoughtfully chewing and swallowing before continuing.
>"But, the pieces don't all fit the puzzle."
"They don't?"
>"No. Don't you think somepony would have noticed the portal being used, least of all yourself? How could Anon have used it, especially without drawing attention on either side? Also, if Anon really was a male before, how would the journey have changed… her gender?"
>She has a point.
>"Also, as far as we know only ponies have used the portal, not the other way around. The effects could be different for residents of the other side."
"True. In any case, We may need Sunset Shimmer's help once again. Maybe she knows of, or could discover an Anonymous on the other side, and can help us get to the bottom of this."
>"Good thinking. I'm glad you're still as smart as ever."
>You beam.
>You're still a glutton for Celestia's praise.
>"But, I think in order to get to the bottom of this, we're going to have to use the portal."
>You gasp, dropping your toast onto the fine china.
"Y-you don't mean?"
>She nods.
"But, we agreed that it should remain absolutely secret."
>"… in case of dire need or emergency. Yes, I recall."
>She takes a quick glance out the window before looking back to you, her eyes piercing.
>"If it resolves the issue here, then I think the risk is worth it."
"And Starlight? Given her and Anon's, 'attachment," can we risk this information with her?"
>You recoil at your own words.
"Its not that I don't trust her or anything, but you know, state secrets and all."
>"That's the tricky part."
>>96252
>Before you can discuss the topic any further, Starlight and Anon are led in by one of the maids.
>They must have been lost.
>How cute.
>"Sorry we're late, we got lost." Starlight says as her and Anon join you at the table.
>"Its 110% Glim Glam's fault."
>You roll your eyes.
"I suppose its time we told them the plan, Celestia?"
>"God Purple, can't a horse eat first?"
>Celestia picks up a banana from a plate on the table, and moves it to Anon.
>"Do you like bananas?"
>"I love them."
>Anon takes the banana from Celestia's magical grip and begins devouring it.
>You have to admit she's a cute filly.
>Shes kinda growing on you.
>Even if she was a pain.
>And was actually human.
>You still have doubts.
>But as more and more of the picture comes together, the more it makes sense.
>Starlight grabs a peice of toast and begins eating.
>"So, what is this plan?"
>Celestia turns to Starlight.
>"The plan is for Anonymous to stay here in Canterlot, at least for a few days. I need her contribution to our collective knowledge of humans, and I would like to help find out how she got here."
>It's not entirely true.
>Of course she doesn't mention the extensive knowledge we already have, especially from my own work.
>Nopony could ever compete with her improvization skills.
>One of your great envies.
>"I'm ok with this." Anon perks up.
>"I will see to it that Anonymous' needs are taken care of. Starlight Glimmer can return to Ponyville her convenience."
>Perfect. If Starlight is back in Ponyville then keeping the secret will be that much easier.
>…except the portal is in Ponyville.
>"So… Starlight has to go home?" Anon asks dejectedly.
>She's really getting attached to Starlight, isn't she?
>This could make things difficult.
>Actually… This will be better.
"Starlight can stay. That shouldn't be a problem."
>Starlight looks to you
>Behind her, Celestia gives you a raised eyebrow.
>"Are you sure, Twilight?"
"Yes. If Anon wants you to stay then I see no reason why you shouldn't."
>"What about my friendship studies?"
"It's not like you can't do them from here. Maybe you can just take a short vacation from them for a day or two."
>Celestia catches on to your idea, the corners of her mouth turning up ever so slightly.
>"Well, I don't mind the vacation, and Anon certainly enjoys my company."
>She gives anon a noogie
>"Glimmy, don't embarass me!"
>"Oh, they don't know about your addiction to cuddles, do they?"
>"Stahp!"
>Celestia and you share a laugh at Starlight and Anon's antics.
>That feeling of envy rises up in you again.
>But maybe its better this way.
>For her.
>Before you can discuss the topic any further, Starlight and Anon are led in by one of the maids.
>They must have been lost.
>How cute.
>"Sorry we're late, we got lost." Starlight says as her and Anon join you at the table.
>"Its 110% Glim Glam's fault."
>You roll your eyes.
"I suppose its time we told them the plan, Celestia?"
>"God Purple, can't a horse eat first?"
>Celestia picks up a banana from a plate on the table, and moves it to Anon.
>"Do you like bananas?"
>"I love them."
>Anon takes the banana from Celestia's magical grip and begins devouring it.
>You have to admit she's a cute filly.
>Shes kinda growing on you.
>Even if she was a pain.
>And was actually human.
>You still have doubts.
>But as more and more of the picture comes together, the more it makes sense.
>Starlight grabs a peice of toast and begins eating.
>"So, what is this plan?"
>Celestia turns to Starlight.
>"The plan is for Anonymous to stay here in Canterlot, at least for a few days. I need her contribution to our collective knowledge of humans, and I would like to help find out how she got here."
>It's not entirely true.
>Of course she doesn't mention the extensive knowledge we already have, especially from my own work.
>Nopony could ever compete with her improvization skills.
>One of your great envies.
>"I'm ok with this." Anon perks up.
>"I will see to it that Anonymous' needs are taken care of. Starlight Glimmer can return to Ponyville her convenience."
>Perfect. If Starlight is back in Ponyville then keeping the secret will be that much easier.
>…except the portal is in Ponyville.
>"So… Starlight has to go home?" Anon asks dejectedly.
>She's really getting attached to Starlight, isn't she?
>This could make things difficult.
>Actually… This will be better.
"Starlight can stay. That shouldn't be a problem."
>Starlight looks to you
>Behind her, Celestia gives you a raised eyebrow.
>"Are you sure, Twilight?"
"Yes. If Anon wants you to stay then I see no reason why you shouldn't."
>"What about my friendship studies?"
"It's not like you can't do them from here. Maybe you can just take a short vacation from them for a day or two."
>Celestia catches on to your idea, the corners of her mouth turning up ever so slightly.
>"Well, I don't mind the vacation, and Anon certainly enjoys my company."
>She gives anon a noogie
>"Glimmy, don't embarass me!"
>"Oh, they don't know about your addiction to cuddles, do they?"
>"Stahp!"
>Celestia and you share a laugh at Starlight and Anon's antics.
>That feeling of envy rises up in you again.
>But maybe its better this way.
>For her.
>>96254
>You are Anonymous.
>And you want a sword.
"I want a sword."
>The rough looking blacksmith looks over his table, and down to you
>"Kid, you're too young for a sword."
>You pout.
"Mommy, buy me a sword."
>Starlight grabs you by the tail with her magic, and starts dragging you off.
>"I'm not buying you a sword. Come on."
"But I need one!"
>"What for?"
"For fighting, of course."
>"No."
>Damn, it was worth a shot.
>After breakfast, Starlight was awesome and decided to let you tour Canterlot.
>Canterlot was a really cool place.
>Ponies everywhere, all kinds of cool stuff to look at.
>The various stalls and shops beckoning you in.
>All the jewels, trinkets, supplies, and weaponry.
>And anything else you could think of.
>The restauraunts assault the street with the smell of culinary perfection.
>You can almost see the delicous wafts seeping out the doors.
>You take in all you can while staying as close to Starlight as possible.
>You don't want to get lost.
>You're trying your best to learn the layout of the city.
>The roads wind around the face of the mountain haphazardly.
>But you're starting to get your bearings of the place.
>You think you could stay here forever.
>You are Anonymous.
>And you want a sword.
"I want a sword."
>The rough looking blacksmith looks over his table, and down to you
>"Kid, you're too young for a sword."
>You pout.
"Mommy, buy me a sword."
>Starlight grabs you by the tail with her magic, and starts dragging you off.
>"I'm not buying you a sword. Come on."
"But I need one!"
>"What for?"
"For fighting, of course."
>"No."
>Damn, it was worth a shot.
>After breakfast, Starlight was awesome and decided to let you tour Canterlot.
>Canterlot was a really cool place.
>Ponies everywhere, all kinds of cool stuff to look at.
>The various stalls and shops beckoning you in.
>All the jewels, trinkets, supplies, and weaponry.
>And anything else you could think of.
>The restauraunts assault the street with the smell of culinary perfection.
>You can almost see the delicous wafts seeping out the doors.
>You take in all you can while staying as close to Starlight as possible.
>You don't want to get lost.
>You're trying your best to learn the layout of the city.
>The roads wind around the face of the mountain haphazardly.
>But you're starting to get your bearings of the place.
>You think you could stay here forever.
>>96255
>The hours fly by whimsically, practically unnoticed.
>And you've had a pretty great day.
>You got to check out Canterlot and see all kinds of neat and interesting things.
>You didn't realize just how diverse this world was, It was kind of neat.
>So far, your best day in Equestria.
>You've surprised yourself.
>It turns out you can have a good time as a horse.
>You happily trot alongside Starlight as the both of you make your way back to the castle.
>The late summer breeze brushing against your coat.
>The soft fluffy clouds lulling about in the sky.
>You let out a content sigh.
>In all honesty, you haven't felt this good since you got here.
>Nothing could go wrong.
>You have everything you could ever want here.
>An awesome and interesting place to live, at least temporarily.
>Some of the ponies get on your nerves, but they all seem to mean well.
>And of course there are those that you do like.
>Like Starlight.
>You always want to be around her.
>But why is that?
>What is the true nature of your relationship?
>At first the 'mom' thing kind of slipped, and you've been mostly rolling with it.
>It feels good, and she doesn't seem to mind.
>Actually now that yout think about it, she actually seems to like it.
>Does she want to be your mom?
>Do you want to be her daughter?
>Or is it not quite set in stone, and a bit more complicated?
>This should make you feel weird.
>You make your way to the castle and make your way up the steps in the main hall.
>"Hey Starlight! Anon!"
>You look to see Twilight poking her head out from the hallway.
>She makes her way towards you.
>She's got her saddlebags on for some reason, is she leaving?
>If so, then awesome.
>"Hey Twilight, whats up?"
>Twilight removed a wax-sealed scroll from her bags with her magic and hands it to Starlight.
>"Yep! But I've got a surprise for you and Anon."
>Knowing her its probably a book or something.
"Oh boy."
>Your reply drips with sarcasm, but she's either dense or ignored it.
>She beams.
>"I've arranged for a private tutor just for Anon. That way she doesn't have to worry about school while you're here."
>Isn't that pretty much the same thing?
"I don't need a tutor, or school."
>"Oh don't be silly! of course you do."
"I'll pass."
>She's not taking no for an answer.
>"The tests? I'm sure you will, you are smart filly!"
>Cheeky cunt.
"Come on Purple, I was having a good day and now you're throwing off my groove."
>She harrumphs.
>That's what she gets for trying to play your game.
>"My name is Twilight."
"I know, Purple."
>She shakes her head in frustration.
>"Anon, If you're going to live here in Equestria then we need to ensure you have a proper education."
"I don't want to live in Equestria. I want to go home."
>Twilight and Starlight share a pained look.
>"Well, we don't know how you can even get home."
>The truth of Starlight's words hurts.
"Yea…"
>"It's not so bad, You have ponies here who care about you!" Starlight says as she takes you into a light hug.
>You lean your face into her leg.
>She is right.
>You take some comfort in that fact.
>"Well, the next train to Ponyville is leaving soon. This scroll has Anon's schedule as well as a list of everything else she'll need. I trust you to handle everything Starlight."
>"Oh, you're leaving?"
>Twilight nods.
>"Yes. Celestia wants me to look through a few books in my personal library for information. I'm sure you can manage."
>"Of course. Thanks Twilight."
>"Anytime! Hope to see you two again soon!"
>Twilight makes her way out of the castle, and waves goodbye before exiting through the doors.
>You only notice out of the corner of your eye.
>After a moment, Starlight lifts your chin with a hoof so you're looking into her eyes.
>"Come on Anon, I'm sure the chefs have some ice cream. Lets get some and then I'll read you a story, ok?"
>You loved when she read to you last.
"I'd like that."
>Starlight's soft pink fur tickles your nose as you snuggle against her.
>The strands shifting and melding with your own green brand.
>You can feel the vibration of her voice as she reads the words of the story.
>Her soft and feminine voice bringing the words to life.
>You think this is what heaven really is.
>Being next to a mare that you really care about.
>Sharing every little precious moment that you can.
>You breathe contently and nuzzle her side every now and then.
>She gently squeezes you back in return.
>She adjusts her posture against the bed pillows, but you don't let go.
>She giggles a bit and continues reading.
>You can't think of anything that has ever made you so happy.
>The two of you enjoy the moment until the sun takes its reprise under the horizon.
>You could die right now and it would be ok.
>Because you know now for certain.
>It really hasn't been that long, but does it really need to be?
>You know that you love her.
"I love you mommy."
>She bends down and kisses you on the top of the head.
>"I love you too."
>Her rhythmic breathing and alluring voice draw you closer and closer until sleep takes you.
>The hours fly by whimsically, practically unnoticed.
>And you've had a pretty great day.
>You got to check out Canterlot and see all kinds of neat and interesting things.
>You didn't realize just how diverse this world was, It was kind of neat.
>So far, your best day in Equestria.
>You've surprised yourself.
>It turns out you can have a good time as a horse.
>You happily trot alongside Starlight as the both of you make your way back to the castle.
>The late summer breeze brushing against your coat.
>The soft fluffy clouds lulling about in the sky.
>You let out a content sigh.
>In all honesty, you haven't felt this good since you got here.
>Nothing could go wrong.
>You have everything you could ever want here.
>An awesome and interesting place to live, at least temporarily.
>Some of the ponies get on your nerves, but they all seem to mean well.
>And of course there are those that you do like.
>Like Starlight.
>You always want to be around her.
>But why is that?
>What is the true nature of your relationship?
>At first the 'mom' thing kind of slipped, and you've been mostly rolling with it.
>It feels good, and she doesn't seem to mind.
>Actually now that yout think about it, she actually seems to like it.
>Does she want to be your mom?
>Do you want to be her daughter?
>Or is it not quite set in stone, and a bit more complicated?
>This should make you feel weird.
>You make your way to the castle and make your way up the steps in the main hall.
>"Hey Starlight! Anon!"
>You look to see Twilight poking her head out from the hallway.
>She makes her way towards you.
>She's got her saddlebags on for some reason, is she leaving?
>If so, then awesome.
>"Hey Twilight, whats up?"
>Twilight removed a wax-sealed scroll from her bags with her magic and hands it to Starlight.
>"Yep! But I've got a surprise for you and Anon."
>Knowing her its probably a book or something.
"Oh boy."
>Your reply drips with sarcasm, but she's either dense or ignored it.
>She beams.
>"I've arranged for a private tutor just for Anon. That way she doesn't have to worry about school while you're here."
>Isn't that pretty much the same thing?
"I don't need a tutor, or school."
>"Oh don't be silly! of course you do."
"I'll pass."
>She's not taking no for an answer.
>"The tests? I'm sure you will, you are smart filly!"
>Cheeky cunt.
"Come on Purple, I was having a good day and now you're throwing off my groove."
>She harrumphs.
>That's what she gets for trying to play your game.
>"My name is Twilight."
"I know, Purple."
>She shakes her head in frustration.
>"Anon, If you're going to live here in Equestria then we need to ensure you have a proper education."
"I don't want to live in Equestria. I want to go home."
>Twilight and Starlight share a pained look.
>"Well, we don't know how you can even get home."
>The truth of Starlight's words hurts.
"Yea…"
>"It's not so bad, You have ponies here who care about you!" Starlight says as she takes you into a light hug.
>You lean your face into her leg.
>She is right.
>You take some comfort in that fact.
>"Well, the next train to Ponyville is leaving soon. This scroll has Anon's schedule as well as a list of everything else she'll need. I trust you to handle everything Starlight."
>"Oh, you're leaving?"
>Twilight nods.
>"Yes. Celestia wants me to look through a few books in my personal library for information. I'm sure you can manage."
>"Of course. Thanks Twilight."
>"Anytime! Hope to see you two again soon!"
>Twilight makes her way out of the castle, and waves goodbye before exiting through the doors.
>You only notice out of the corner of your eye.
>After a moment, Starlight lifts your chin with a hoof so you're looking into her eyes.
>"Come on Anon, I'm sure the chefs have some ice cream. Lets get some and then I'll read you a story, ok?"
>You loved when she read to you last.
"I'd like that."
>Starlight's soft pink fur tickles your nose as you snuggle against her.
>The strands shifting and melding with your own green brand.
>You can feel the vibration of her voice as she reads the words of the story.
>Her soft and feminine voice bringing the words to life.
>You think this is what heaven really is.
>Being next to a mare that you really care about.
>Sharing every little precious moment that you can.
>You breathe contently and nuzzle her side every now and then.
>She gently squeezes you back in return.
>She adjusts her posture against the bed pillows, but you don't let go.
>She giggles a bit and continues reading.
>You can't think of anything that has ever made you so happy.
>The two of you enjoy the moment until the sun takes its reprise under the horizon.
>You could die right now and it would be ok.
>Because you know now for certain.
>It really hasn't been that long, but does it really need to be?
>You know that you love her.
"I love you mommy."
>She bends down and kisses you on the top of the head.
>"I love you too."
>Her rhythmic breathing and alluring voice draw you closer and closer until sleep takes you.
>>96256
>Soft rays of sunlight batter your closed eyes through the thin curtains, pulling you from your sleep.
>You squint and stretch your legs.
>The familiar warmth of Starlight is missing.
>Your head shoots up in search of what you've lost.
>She's not here.
>You're in your own room.
>Damn, she must have moved you in here when you fell asleep.
>You're a bit sad you don't get to wake up to a face full of pink fur, but its too late to cry now.
>You decide to lay in bed all day.
>Twilight ruined your good life with work.
>Hopefully everyone will forget.
>Knocking on your door reminds you otherwise.
>"Anon! Are you awake?"
>You pull the covers over your head and try to hide.
>You hear the door knob click open and the soft clopping of hooves on the floor.
>"Come on Anon, time to wake up!"
"Glim Glam pls go."
>The blankets are covered in a teal aura before they are pulled off you.
"No! You're in trouble for putting me in my room all alone with nopony to cuddle."
>You look up to her with faux dejection.
"I could have died, you know."
>She rolls her eyes and pickes you up with her magic.
>"Come on, We have lots to do today."
>You flail your limbs in a futile effort to escape.
"Gah! No!"
>"Stop resisting!" She teases you
"Nope!"
>"We need to get ready, eat breakfast, and go over your schedule and not be late!"
"I'll be sure to take my time."
>She floats you over to the washroom.
>This is becoming a thing.
>"You wouldn't want to keep ponies waiting would you?"
"A Wizard is never late."
>She opens the door and sets you inside.
>"You've got thirty minutes. I'll drag you out sopping wet if you aren't done."
>She laughs and closes the door.
>Today is going to suck.
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>After your after shower ritual, Starlight hops off the bed and walks to the desk in the room.
>She floats a scroll off the desk with her aura.
>You recognze it as the one Twilight gave her yesterday.
>She unravels the string keeping it bundled up, and the paper rolls open.
>"Lets move on, we need to go over your schedule quickly, you're already running late."
>You pull the towel off your head and toss it on the bed before sitting one of the comfy chairs that accent the room.
>Starlight sits in another chair next to you and starts reading the scroll.
>"Alright… You'll need to go to the Canterlot library from 8 to 12 for your education."
"Wait. Why do I need this exactly? I've already been educated."
>"Because if you really are from some other world, then you know nothing about ours. If you're going to live here then you need at least a basic education."
"Stop having good reasons for things I don't like."
>She giggles.
>"Lets see… after that you're free until 3. Celestia wanted to see you afterwards, probably about all that stuff yesterday, and you'll meet her in the Sunrise Hall. You remember where that is?"
>You nod.
>That doesn't bother you at all.
>Celestia is pretty chill.
>Hanging out with here will be awesome.
>"…And thats pretty much it."
"Well it sounds pretty alright except for the first part."
>"If you'd like you can go to a regular school like the other fillies and colts."
>Honestly that would probably be more interesting.
>More helpless targets for you to terrorize.
>"Well, you'd be very late as it is. School starts at 7 and ends at 2:30. I'm sure we could work that in if its your preference."
>god no.
>You'll take the 4 hours over 7 and a half.
"No."
>"I'm glad you're agreeable today."
>She rolls up the scroll and places it back on the desk.
>"Now come on, we still need to eat breakfast."
>You begrudgingly comply.
>As much as you want to do nothing, you decide its best to please Starlight.
>After all, you wouldn't want to miss out on cuddles.
>One quick breakfast later and the two of you make your way to the Canterlot library.
>You're toting your saddlebags filled with any supplies you might need.
>Its not too far from the castle.
>Not even a block away.
>As you round the corner you immediately discern your destination.
>You're almost surprised Starlight didn't get you both lost.
>You've never been to the library here, but it's hard not to recognize it as one.
>Solid Marble statues of two proud unicorns on raised platforms stand vigil to the hall of knowledge.
>The steps lead up between them to a brick building lined with tall glass panes.
>A gold-framed glass rotunda juts out from the center of the roof.
>An ornate plaque portraying an open book rests atop a veranda supported by spiraling pillars.
>Golden doors separate the house of reading from the outside world.
>After a brisk trot the two of you are through the front doors.
>You stare in wonder at the massive interior.
>Several floors worth of balconies circle the rotunda with each floor holding massive amounts of books.
>The center of the floor is lined with many reading desks, and most of them are occupied.
>"Alright, now we just need to find her. Twilight's list says her name is Strict Rules."
>What an ominous name.
>You briefly consider forgoing cuddles in favor of no schooling.
>You scan the library floor looking at the ponies.
>Most of them are just sitting reading or looking for books, but the yellow unicorn standing off to the side catches your eye.
>She's holding as sign with her magic that reads "Anon"
>10 bits says that's her.
>You nudge Starlight and point in her direction.
>"That must be her. Go on, and try not to cause too much mischief."
"Oh come now, I'm a perfect little angel!"
>You give Starlight big eyes and flutter your eyelashes.
>"SSSHHH!!!!"
>All the ponies in the hall shush you.
"S-sorry."
>Starlight nuzzles you briefly.
>"I'll leave you to it, and I'll expect you back at the castle in time for lunch."
"Alright, cya."
>Soft rays of sunlight batter your closed eyes through the thin curtains, pulling you from your sleep.
>You squint and stretch your legs.
>The familiar warmth of Starlight is missing.
>Your head shoots up in search of what you've lost.
>She's not here.
>You're in your own room.
>Damn, she must have moved you in here when you fell asleep.
>You're a bit sad you don't get to wake up to a face full of pink fur, but its too late to cry now.
>You decide to lay in bed all day.
>Twilight ruined your good life with work.
>Hopefully everyone will forget.
>Knocking on your door reminds you otherwise.
>"Anon! Are you awake?"
>You pull the covers over your head and try to hide.
>You hear the door knob click open and the soft clopping of hooves on the floor.
>"Come on Anon, time to wake up!"
"Glim Glam pls go."
>The blankets are covered in a teal aura before they are pulled off you.
"No! You're in trouble for putting me in my room all alone with nopony to cuddle."
>You look up to her with faux dejection.
"I could have died, you know."
>She rolls her eyes and pickes you up with her magic.
>"Come on, We have lots to do today."
>You flail your limbs in a futile effort to escape.
"Gah! No!"
>"Stop resisting!" She teases you
"Nope!"
>"We need to get ready, eat breakfast, and go over your schedule and not be late!"
"I'll be sure to take my time."
>She floats you over to the washroom.
>This is becoming a thing.
>"You wouldn't want to keep ponies waiting would you?"
"A Wizard is never late."
>She opens the door and sets you inside.
>"You've got thirty minutes. I'll drag you out sopping wet if you aren't done."
>She laughs and closes the door.
>Today is going to suck.
—–CLOPTIONAL—–
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>After your after shower ritual, Starlight hops off the bed and walks to the desk in the room.
>She floats a scroll off the desk with her aura.
>You recognze it as the one Twilight gave her yesterday.
>She unravels the string keeping it bundled up, and the paper rolls open.
>"Lets move on, we need to go over your schedule quickly, you're already running late."
>You pull the towel off your head and toss it on the bed before sitting one of the comfy chairs that accent the room.
>Starlight sits in another chair next to you and starts reading the scroll.
>"Alright… You'll need to go to the Canterlot library from 8 to 12 for your education."
"Wait. Why do I need this exactly? I've already been educated."
>"Because if you really are from some other world, then you know nothing about ours. If you're going to live here then you need at least a basic education."
"Stop having good reasons for things I don't like."
>She giggles.
>"Lets see… after that you're free until 3. Celestia wanted to see you afterwards, probably about all that stuff yesterday, and you'll meet her in the Sunrise Hall. You remember where that is?"
>You nod.
>That doesn't bother you at all.
>Celestia is pretty chill.
>Hanging out with here will be awesome.
>"…And thats pretty much it."
"Well it sounds pretty alright except for the first part."
>"If you'd like you can go to a regular school like the other fillies and colts."
>Honestly that would probably be more interesting.
>More helpless targets for you to terrorize.
>"Well, you'd be very late as it is. School starts at 7 and ends at 2:30. I'm sure we could work that in if its your preference."
>god no.
>You'll take the 4 hours over 7 and a half.
"No."
>"I'm glad you're agreeable today."
>She rolls up the scroll and places it back on the desk.
>"Now come on, we still need to eat breakfast."
>You begrudgingly comply.
>As much as you want to do nothing, you decide its best to please Starlight.
>After all, you wouldn't want to miss out on cuddles.
>One quick breakfast later and the two of you make your way to the Canterlot library.
>You're toting your saddlebags filled with any supplies you might need.
>Its not too far from the castle.
>Not even a block away.
>As you round the corner you immediately discern your destination.
>You're almost surprised Starlight didn't get you both lost.
>You've never been to the library here, but it's hard not to recognize it as one.
>Solid Marble statues of two proud unicorns on raised platforms stand vigil to the hall of knowledge.
>The steps lead up between them to a brick building lined with tall glass panes.
>A gold-framed glass rotunda juts out from the center of the roof.
>An ornate plaque portraying an open book rests atop a veranda supported by spiraling pillars.
>Golden doors separate the house of reading from the outside world.
>After a brisk trot the two of you are through the front doors.
>You stare in wonder at the massive interior.
>Several floors worth of balconies circle the rotunda with each floor holding massive amounts of books.
>The center of the floor is lined with many reading desks, and most of them are occupied.
>"Alright, now we just need to find her. Twilight's list says her name is Strict Rules."
>What an ominous name.
>You briefly consider forgoing cuddles in favor of no schooling.
>You scan the library floor looking at the ponies.
>Most of them are just sitting reading or looking for books, but the yellow unicorn standing off to the side catches your eye.
>She's holding as sign with her magic that reads "Anon"
>10 bits says that's her.
>You nudge Starlight and point in her direction.
>"That must be her. Go on, and try not to cause too much mischief."
"Oh come now, I'm a perfect little angel!"
>You give Starlight big eyes and flutter your eyelashes.
>"SSSHHH!!!!"
>All the ponies in the hall shush you.
"S-sorry."
>Starlight nuzzles you briefly.
>"I'll leave you to it, and I'll expect you back at the castle in time for lunch."
"Alright, cya."
>>96257
>You make your way over to Strict Rules.
>Those thick glasses with a beaded chain.
>The mane in a tight brown bun.
>Could she be any more of a stereotypical teacher?
>You stop in front of her and stand tall and proud.
>As tall as you can anyway, being a filly.
"I'm Anon."
>She looks down at you frowning.
>"Yes, You're late. Follow me."
"Sorry, we were caught up with… things."
>Ignoring you, begins to make her way into the library.
>She leads you through rows of shelves that lead to more reading areas.
>You look at her cutie mark.
>Three pencils.
"Three pencils for a cutie mark? Appropriate."
>She ignores you.
>Why is everypony's cutie mark so appropriate anyway?
>Its like a badge of profession or talent, or something.
>You take a brief glance back at your own flank.
>What does yours mean exactly?
>A few doors lead to what must be private study rooms.
>She opens one of the doors and beckons you in.
>Inside is a barren classroom.
>The bookshelves and walls are empty, and the desks are collecting dust.
>The green chalkboard shows signs of heavy use in the past.
>Strict Rules walks to the desk that is front and center of the class and places a hoof on it.
>"Sit here."
>You comply.
>As you sit down and take off your saddlebags, Strict Rules speaks up.
>"Now then, My name is Strict Rules, but you will address me as Mrs. Rules. Understood?"
"Sure."
>"And no 'sures' or 'uhhuhs' will be allowed. You will answer a yes or no question with yes or no."
"Ok."
>half of you wants to mess with her.
>But the other half says no.
>They probably don't call her Strict Rules for nothing.
>"Well then. We're going to start you off today by giving you a test."
>Aw man, tests already?
>"This first test will the the Equestrian General Education Competency exam. Every student in Equestria is required to pass this test before they can graduate."
>Wait a second, an exit exam?
>This is too good to be true!
>All you have to do is pass it and then you wont have to do this boring shit.
>"While I certainly don't expect you to pass given your age, Your results will give me a good idea of what you already know."
>She pulls a thick stack of papers from her saddlebags and places them on your desk.
>"You may begin now."
>She trots over to the decrepit teachers desk and sits in the chair to read a book.
>Ha, this bitch is in for a surprise.
>You flip open the cover to the test booklet and examine the first problems.
>Math? should be a piece of cake
>You weren't a huge fan of math in school but you should be able to handle this.
>The first problems are all very easy, basic stuff.
>By the time you work your way towards the end of the math section, you're refreshing your algebra skills.
>Fortunately they're all multiple choice, so figuring out the answers is easy.
>You feel pretty confident about your performance here.
>You flip to the next section, and its Equish?
>Must be the equivalent of English.
>After browsing the first few questions you aren't mistaken.
>They're questions about proper language and grammar use.
>You breeze through this section without issue.
>Not even the essay portion at the end will stop you.
>You look up at the clock.
>Its almost been almost 2 hours already, time flies when you're kicking ass.
>You flip over to the next section of the test.
>Oh fuck.
>Equestrian History.
>Yea, you're fucking boned.
>You scan the first few questions, and you have no idea what the fuck they're about.
>Unification of Equestria? Hearthswarming Eve? Luna's banishment?
>You just start filling in random bubbles, hoping to get them right.
>You remember the answers from one or two questions from your time at the Ponyville schoolhouse, but its not enough.
>The section takes you a short time to breeze through.
>Your smile and optimism: gone.
>The next section? Magical Theory.
>Amazing, a subject you still know virtually nothing about.
>You guess on most of these questions too.
>They seem to be questions about the magic in the world and how it works.
>You thankfully remember some tidbits in your brief lessons in magic with Twilight and Starlight.
>Unfortunately, most of this is way over your head.
>This really sucks.
>Hopefully you can score well enough on the test to get a passing grade.
>Before long you're finished with the test.
"I'm done."
>Strict Rules looks up at the clock.
>"So soon? Very well, lets have a look."
>Magic engulfs the test packets as she moves them over to her desk
>She starts reading over them.
>Should you just sit in the meantime?
>You grab a piece of paper and start doodling while she looks at your test.
>After thirty minutes or so, she roughly slaps the booklets down.
>"You're excused early today. Be back tomorrow at 8am sharp."
>You take a quick glance at the clock.
>Its only 10am.
>You're curious as to why she's letting you off early, but you're not complaining.
"Ok. See you tomorrow, Mrs. Rules."
>You pack up your things and leave the barren classroom.
>Since you have time, you decide to browse the library to see what they've got.
>You have a new goal now since you know what ponies are supposed to learn in school.
>One library card later and you're checking out 'Comprehensive Equestrian History' and 'Basic Magic Theory 12th Edition.'
>And a few fiction novels too.
>This 'Daring Do' seems kinda interesting, It might stave off some boredom.
>God damn horses haven't invented video games yet it seems, you'll have to get some new hobbies.
>You make your way over to Strict Rules.
>Those thick glasses with a beaded chain.
>The mane in a tight brown bun.
>Could she be any more of a stereotypical teacher?
>You stop in front of her and stand tall and proud.
>As tall as you can anyway, being a filly.
"I'm Anon."
>She looks down at you frowning.
>"Yes, You're late. Follow me."
"Sorry, we were caught up with… things."
>Ignoring you, begins to make her way into the library.
>She leads you through rows of shelves that lead to more reading areas.
>You look at her cutie mark.
>Three pencils.
"Three pencils for a cutie mark? Appropriate."
>She ignores you.
>Why is everypony's cutie mark so appropriate anyway?
>Its like a badge of profession or talent, or something.
>You take a brief glance back at your own flank.
>What does yours mean exactly?
>A few doors lead to what must be private study rooms.
>She opens one of the doors and beckons you in.
>Inside is a barren classroom.
>The bookshelves and walls are empty, and the desks are collecting dust.
>The green chalkboard shows signs of heavy use in the past.
>Strict Rules walks to the desk that is front and center of the class and places a hoof on it.
>"Sit here."
>You comply.
>As you sit down and take off your saddlebags, Strict Rules speaks up.
>"Now then, My name is Strict Rules, but you will address me as Mrs. Rules. Understood?"
"Sure."
>"And no 'sures' or 'uhhuhs' will be allowed. You will answer a yes or no question with yes or no."
"Ok."
>half of you wants to mess with her.
>But the other half says no.
>They probably don't call her Strict Rules for nothing.
>"Well then. We're going to start you off today by giving you a test."
>Aw man, tests already?
>"This first test will the the Equestrian General Education Competency exam. Every student in Equestria is required to pass this test before they can graduate."
>Wait a second, an exit exam?
>This is too good to be true!
>All you have to do is pass it and then you wont have to do this boring shit.
>"While I certainly don't expect you to pass given your age, Your results will give me a good idea of what you already know."
>She pulls a thick stack of papers from her saddlebags and places them on your desk.
>"You may begin now."
>She trots over to the decrepit teachers desk and sits in the chair to read a book.
>Ha, this bitch is in for a surprise.
>You flip open the cover to the test booklet and examine the first problems.
>Math? should be a piece of cake
>You weren't a huge fan of math in school but you should be able to handle this.
>The first problems are all very easy, basic stuff.
>By the time you work your way towards the end of the math section, you're refreshing your algebra skills.
>Fortunately they're all multiple choice, so figuring out the answers is easy.
>You feel pretty confident about your performance here.
>You flip to the next section, and its Equish?
>Must be the equivalent of English.
>After browsing the first few questions you aren't mistaken.
>They're questions about proper language and grammar use.
>You breeze through this section without issue.
>Not even the essay portion at the end will stop you.
>You look up at the clock.
>Its almost been almost 2 hours already, time flies when you're kicking ass.
>You flip over to the next section of the test.
>Oh fuck.
>Equestrian History.
>Yea, you're fucking boned.
>You scan the first few questions, and you have no idea what the fuck they're about.
>Unification of Equestria? Hearthswarming Eve? Luna's banishment?
>You just start filling in random bubbles, hoping to get them right.
>You remember the answers from one or two questions from your time at the Ponyville schoolhouse, but its not enough.
>The section takes you a short time to breeze through.
>Your smile and optimism: gone.
>The next section? Magical Theory.
>Amazing, a subject you still know virtually nothing about.
>You guess on most of these questions too.
>They seem to be questions about the magic in the world and how it works.
>You thankfully remember some tidbits in your brief lessons in magic with Twilight and Starlight.
>Unfortunately, most of this is way over your head.
>This really sucks.
>Hopefully you can score well enough on the test to get a passing grade.
>Before long you're finished with the test.
"I'm done."
>Strict Rules looks up at the clock.
>"So soon? Very well, lets have a look."
>Magic engulfs the test packets as she moves them over to her desk
>She starts reading over them.
>Should you just sit in the meantime?
>You grab a piece of paper and start doodling while she looks at your test.
>After thirty minutes or so, she roughly slaps the booklets down.
>"You're excused early today. Be back tomorrow at 8am sharp."
>You take a quick glance at the clock.
>Its only 10am.
>You're curious as to why she's letting you off early, but you're not complaining.
"Ok. See you tomorrow, Mrs. Rules."
>You pack up your things and leave the barren classroom.
>Since you have time, you decide to browse the library to see what they've got.
>You have a new goal now since you know what ponies are supposed to learn in school.
>One library card later and you're checking out 'Comprehensive Equestrian History' and 'Basic Magic Theory 12th Edition.'
>And a few fiction novels too.
>This 'Daring Do' seems kinda interesting, It might stave off some boredom.
>God damn horses haven't invented video games yet it seems, you'll have to get some new hobbies.
>>96258
>You are Strict Rules.
>And you can't believe what you've just read.
>You dismissed Anon early because you have no idea how to handle this.
>A 96% score on mathematics and a 98% in Equish?
>Scores for a filly this age?
>This is absolutely astounding!
>Anon is quite the prodigy.
>It almost doesn't surprise you given Princess Twilight Sparkle sought you out personally.
>You're the best at what you do.
>The more surprising result were the history and magical theory scores.
>She missed practically every question.
>She obviously just guessed on the answers, and it explains how she had finished so fast.
>How is she so well versed in some subjects, but completely oblivious to others?
>You put your elbows on the desk and lean into your hooves.
>Has Anon been living under a rock her whole life?
>That can't be even remotely true, where would she learn math?
>This doesn't make any sense.
>For now, the best thing you can do is plan your lessons according to her knowledge.
>Ultimately it doesn't matter, you're getting paid a handsome sum of bits.
>You've got some time to kill, so you decide to clean up the room a bit with a conjured duster.
>This classroom hasn't been used in years.
>Why does a sandwich with flowers in it taste so good?
>You are Anonymous.
>And you're having lunch with Starlight at some corner cafe.
>The outdoor patio was a perfect place to have a comfy meal.
>The lattice fencing and light shrubbery compliment the umbrella shaded fine white tables and chairs.
>Starlight sits across the round table from you while enjoying her own salad.
>"So, how was your first day?"
"It was ok. Actually got off early"
>"Really, Anon? What did you do this time?"
>You put up a hoof in defense.
"I did nothing, I swear. She had me take some test and then let me leave after she looked at it."
>She gives you a questioning look.
"Its strange, I know. Decided to browse the library and pick up some books since I had the time."
>You reach into your saddle bags and pull out the books to show her.
>"Really? 'Comprehensive Equestrian History?' I shouldn't be surprised, considering your other hobbies."
>You look up to her to catch a mischevious grin.
>"Nerd."
>You stick your tongue out at her.
"I'm no nerd. I just want to learn this stuff so I can pass the test and don't have to go to school."
>"Pass the test?"
"She had me take some test, called it an exit exam."
>You pause to take another bite of your sandwich.
>Priorities young pony, your stomach needs its food.
>"Oh?"
>You finish chewing before continuing.
"I'm pretty sure I didn't. Mrs. Rules didn't actually say if I did or not, but I'm pretty confident I didn't. The important thing is I know what I need to know in order to pass."
>Starlight eyes you contemplatively.
"I just hope I get another chance to take it soon."
>"I think Twilight would be much more fond of you if she know how much of a nerd you were."
"I'm not a nerd!"
>"Oh sure, Oubliettes and Ogres? And now history books? It's as plain as day."
>You pout.
>Curses, she's got you in a corner.
>You take another bite of your sandwich and savor the flavor in an attempt to ignore the predicament she's put you in.
>Confound these ponies.
>They drive you to want to drink.
>after lunch, the two of you return to the castle.
>You've got more time to kill so you decide to do some studying.
>You never really were the type to study in your free time.
>But you're convinced if you can learn this stuff quickly enough you can get out of this school nonsense.
>Then you can focus on finding out how you got here.
>And how to become human again.
>Your eyes move between the book and the clock every now and then
>Idly checking on the clock.
>1, 2, and almost 3.
>You've already knocked out a decent chunk of the book.
>In a week you could have this book read.
>It's actually kind of interesting.
>All new material about a world you've never known before.
>Right as the clock hits three, the door opens and Celestia enters the hall with several scrolls and an inkwell in her magical grip.
>Her punctuality is uncanny.
>"Good afternoon, Anonymous."
"Hey Sunbutt."
>Your title for her elicits a warm laugh.
>"Do you always give ponies nicknames?"
"Just the ones I like."
>You rub your chin in thought for a second.
"Except for Purple."
>You are Strict Rules.
>And you can't believe what you've just read.
>You dismissed Anon early because you have no idea how to handle this.
>A 96% score on mathematics and a 98% in Equish?
>Scores for a filly this age?
>This is absolutely astounding!
>Anon is quite the prodigy.
>It almost doesn't surprise you given Princess Twilight Sparkle sought you out personally.
>You're the best at what you do.
>The more surprising result were the history and magical theory scores.
>She missed practically every question.
>She obviously just guessed on the answers, and it explains how she had finished so fast.
>How is she so well versed in some subjects, but completely oblivious to others?
>You put your elbows on the desk and lean into your hooves.
>Has Anon been living under a rock her whole life?
>That can't be even remotely true, where would she learn math?
>This doesn't make any sense.
>For now, the best thing you can do is plan your lessons according to her knowledge.
>Ultimately it doesn't matter, you're getting paid a handsome sum of bits.
>You've got some time to kill, so you decide to clean up the room a bit with a conjured duster.
>This classroom hasn't been used in years.
>Why does a sandwich with flowers in it taste so good?
>You are Anonymous.
>And you're having lunch with Starlight at some corner cafe.
>The outdoor patio was a perfect place to have a comfy meal.
>The lattice fencing and light shrubbery compliment the umbrella shaded fine white tables and chairs.
>Starlight sits across the round table from you while enjoying her own salad.
>"So, how was your first day?"
"It was ok. Actually got off early"
>"Really, Anon? What did you do this time?"
>You put up a hoof in defense.
"I did nothing, I swear. She had me take some test and then let me leave after she looked at it."
>She gives you a questioning look.
"Its strange, I know. Decided to browse the library and pick up some books since I had the time."
>You reach into your saddle bags and pull out the books to show her.
>"Really? 'Comprehensive Equestrian History?' I shouldn't be surprised, considering your other hobbies."
>You look up to her to catch a mischevious grin.
>"Nerd."
>You stick your tongue out at her.
"I'm no nerd. I just want to learn this stuff so I can pass the test and don't have to go to school."
>"Pass the test?"
"She had me take some test, called it an exit exam."
>You pause to take another bite of your sandwich.
>Priorities young pony, your stomach needs its food.
>"Oh?"
>You finish chewing before continuing.
"I'm pretty sure I didn't. Mrs. Rules didn't actually say if I did or not, but I'm pretty confident I didn't. The important thing is I know what I need to know in order to pass."
>Starlight eyes you contemplatively.
"I just hope I get another chance to take it soon."
>"I think Twilight would be much more fond of you if she know how much of a nerd you were."
"I'm not a nerd!"
>"Oh sure, Oubliettes and Ogres? And now history books? It's as plain as day."
>You pout.
>Curses, she's got you in a corner.
>You take another bite of your sandwich and savor the flavor in an attempt to ignore the predicament she's put you in.
>Confound these ponies.
>They drive you to want to drink.
>after lunch, the two of you return to the castle.
>You've got more time to kill so you decide to do some studying.
>You never really were the type to study in your free time.
>But you're convinced if you can learn this stuff quickly enough you can get out of this school nonsense.
>Then you can focus on finding out how you got here.
>And how to become human again.
>Your eyes move between the book and the clock every now and then
>Idly checking on the clock.
>1, 2, and almost 3.
>You've already knocked out a decent chunk of the book.
>In a week you could have this book read.
>It's actually kind of interesting.
>All new material about a world you've never known before.
>Right as the clock hits three, the door opens and Celestia enters the hall with several scrolls and an inkwell in her magical grip.
>Her punctuality is uncanny.
>"Good afternoon, Anonymous."
"Hey Sunbutt."
>Your title for her elicits a warm laugh.
>"Do you always give ponies nicknames?"
"Just the ones I like."
>You rub your chin in thought for a second.
"Except for Purple."
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>She takes a place on a nearby sofa and readies her tools
>You place a bookmark in your book and stow it in your saddlebags
>"Now I know we spoke briefly about yourself, but I'd like you to start again from the very beginning."
>The beginning?
"What do you mean 'the beginning?' As in the beginning of me, or the beginning of time?"
>"Beginning of time?"
"Well, the beginning of time as we know it."
>If you didn't have her attention before, you sure did now
>"Fascinating. Go ahead then."
>You don't remember everything about the subject, but you fill in as best as you can.
>You start telling her about what you know about the origin of the universe and the big bang theory.
>You talk about the life and death of stars, about how everyone is made of star stuff.
>You even manage to touch on abiogenesis.
>As you share your knowledge with Celestia she scribbles on the scroll with the quill.
>She only actually looks at the scroll every now and then.
>she must be able to write without looking.
>you're about to continue when she stops you.
>"Alright, I think that's enough for today."
>She points to the clock with her quill.
>6pm exact.
>Time must fly when you're having…
>was this fun?
>"Its very intriguing how you have a theory for the origins of life and the universe. As much as I'd like to continue, it can wait till tomorrow."
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>And you've had a long and exhausting day.
>The soft candlelight illuminates the study as you crush your way through this tome.
>Twilight isn't letting you off as easy as you thought.
>She's already stacking lessons on you.
>Between the friendship lessons and arcane studies, you've got a full plate.
>You've got to make two friends this week!
>You don't even know anypony in Canterlot.
>It's hard enough making friends in ponyville.
>You sigh in desperation at the book in front of you.
>You tend to relax in a soft sofa when reading, but you settled for the desk today.
>You've really got to crack this one.
>Transformation spells.
>Twilights been obsessed about them lately.
>Thanks Anon.
>You laugh to yourself thinking about Anon.
>Such a cute little filly, even if she hasn't always been one
>You just hope she's ok with being a filly forever.
>You're drawn from your thoughts by the door to your room opening with a low creak.
>"Glim Glam?"
>You turn to the door to see a cute little green head poking in.
"Yes, Anon?"
>"You didn't come to dinner, just making sure you aren't dead or something."
"Oh no, I'm still alive. Come in."
>She trots her way in and closes the door behind her.
"I just got lost in my work, completely spaced it."
>She walks up to the desk next to you and pokes your book with a hoof.
>"Skipping food? Can't say I would ever do that over a book."
"Well, sorta"
>You point to the empty vanilla ice cream bucket.
>"Ice cream for dinner? No fair! I'm having ice cream for dinner tomorrow!"
"No you're not."
>"Try and stop me!"
>The both of you giggle as she prentents to make a break for the door.
>You hop into her path, and she turns around to run.
>Her escape is faltered as you playfully catch her.
>You scoop her up into your front leg and trot over to the bed.
>You plop you plot on the edge of the bed still laughing while holding Anon like a baby.
>"H-hey! I'm not a baby!"
"You're my baby."
>You give her a gentle nuzzle.
>"NNNNUUUUUuuuuuu…."
>Her resistance is cut short as she gives in and returns your gesture.
>Your face feels warm as you share the embrace.
>The two of you share breath as you gently rock her.
>She paws at you with her little front hooves.
>god thats cute.
>You love these moments.
>Sharing a special time with somepony else.
>Its something you never got to experience much in life before
>Feeling love for somepony.
>Its not a romantic love, something more along the lines of familial or maternal.
>It's the greatest feeling in the world and you wouldn't trade it for anything.
>Anon looks at you with heavy eyes.
>"Mommy…"
"Yes, baby?"
>"You're making me sleepy…"
>You boop her on the muzzle and her face scrunches.
"Yep, you're my sleepy baby."
>"Curse you."
>You boop her again.
>She starts figiting.
>"Come on mom, its not that late yet."
"But you're so cute, I can't help it."
>"Ugh! I'm not cute!"
"Yes you are."
>She huffs as you let her down on the bed.
>You let yourself fall back into the bedding as it tries to swallow you.
>Anon lets out a load groan.
>"Why do I call you mommy?"
>That takes you by surprise, but its also a very legitimate question.
"I… don't know. You just started and I went along with it."
>Anon curls up next to you, resting her head on your chest.
>"Sorry, it just slips out. I'll try to stop."
"Its ok, I don't mind."
>You put a hoof around her.
"Actually, I like it."
>"Oh…"
>It's kind of a weird thing, expecially considering that Twilight is supposed to be her 'mom.'
>Twilight is a friendship expert, but maybe not so much in this department.
>But then, can you say that you are?
>You've just been going along with it for two reasons.
>One, It seems to help Anon.
>Two, you actually enjoy it.
>You have a stupid and crazy idea not too dissimilar from Twilight's.
"Anon?"
>"Yea?"
"I was wondering if… uh…"
>You have trouble finding the rights words.
>She lifts her head and looks at you quizzically.
"… I could be your mom?"
>That sounded weird, and felt weird too.
>"uh… what do you mean, like adoption or something?"
>you nervously nod.
>What are you doing?
>What will Twilight think?
>She blinks a few times and looks down at your chest in contemplation.
>She drops herself on you and hugs you.
>"Yes. I can't explain it, but it just feels right."
>Relief washes over you as you return the hug.
>You're going to try and convince Twilight that its a good idea.
>Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
>She takes a place on a nearby sofa and readies her tools
>You place a bookmark in your book and stow it in your saddlebags
>"Now I know we spoke briefly about yourself, but I'd like you to start again from the very beginning."
>The beginning?
"What do you mean 'the beginning?' As in the beginning of me, or the beginning of time?"
>"Beginning of time?"
"Well, the beginning of time as we know it."
>If you didn't have her attention before, you sure did now
>"Fascinating. Go ahead then."
>You don't remember everything about the subject, but you fill in as best as you can.
>You start telling her about what you know about the origin of the universe and the big bang theory.
>You talk about the life and death of stars, about how everyone is made of star stuff.
>You even manage to touch on abiogenesis.
>As you share your knowledge with Celestia she scribbles on the scroll with the quill.
>She only actually looks at the scroll every now and then.
>she must be able to write without looking.
>you're about to continue when she stops you.
>"Alright, I think that's enough for today."
>She points to the clock with her quill.
>6pm exact.
>Time must fly when you're having…
>was this fun?
>"Its very intriguing how you have a theory for the origins of life and the universe. As much as I'd like to continue, it can wait till tomorrow."
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>And you've had a long and exhausting day.
>The soft candlelight illuminates the study as you crush your way through this tome.
>Twilight isn't letting you off as easy as you thought.
>She's already stacking lessons on you.
>Between the friendship lessons and arcane studies, you've got a full plate.
>You've got to make two friends this week!
>You don't even know anypony in Canterlot.
>It's hard enough making friends in ponyville.
>You sigh in desperation at the book in front of you.
>You tend to relax in a soft sofa when reading, but you settled for the desk today.
>You've really got to crack this one.
>Transformation spells.
>Twilights been obsessed about them lately.
>Thanks Anon.
>You laugh to yourself thinking about Anon.
>Such a cute little filly, even if she hasn't always been one
>You just hope she's ok with being a filly forever.
>You're drawn from your thoughts by the door to your room opening with a low creak.
>"Glim Glam?"
>You turn to the door to see a cute little green head poking in.
"Yes, Anon?"
>"You didn't come to dinner, just making sure you aren't dead or something."
"Oh no, I'm still alive. Come in."
>She trots her way in and closes the door behind her.
"I just got lost in my work, completely spaced it."
>She walks up to the desk next to you and pokes your book with a hoof.
>"Skipping food? Can't say I would ever do that over a book."
"Well, sorta"
>You point to the empty vanilla ice cream bucket.
>"Ice cream for dinner? No fair! I'm having ice cream for dinner tomorrow!"
"No you're not."
>"Try and stop me!"
>The both of you giggle as she prentents to make a break for the door.
>You hop into her path, and she turns around to run.
>Her escape is faltered as you playfully catch her.
>You scoop her up into your front leg and trot over to the bed.
>You plop you plot on the edge of the bed still laughing while holding Anon like a baby.
>"H-hey! I'm not a baby!"
"You're my baby."
>You give her a gentle nuzzle.
>"NNNNUUUUUuuuuuu…."
>Her resistance is cut short as she gives in and returns your gesture.
>Your face feels warm as you share the embrace.
>The two of you share breath as you gently rock her.
>She paws at you with her little front hooves.
>god thats cute.
>You love these moments.
>Sharing a special time with somepony else.
>Its something you never got to experience much in life before
>Feeling love for somepony.
>Its not a romantic love, something more along the lines of familial or maternal.
>It's the greatest feeling in the world and you wouldn't trade it for anything.
>Anon looks at you with heavy eyes.
>"Mommy…"
"Yes, baby?"
>"You're making me sleepy…"
>You boop her on the muzzle and her face scrunches.
"Yep, you're my sleepy baby."
>"Curse you."
>You boop her again.
>She starts figiting.
>"Come on mom, its not that late yet."
"But you're so cute, I can't help it."
>"Ugh! I'm not cute!"
"Yes you are."
>She huffs as you let her down on the bed.
>You let yourself fall back into the bedding as it tries to swallow you.
>Anon lets out a load groan.
>"Why do I call you mommy?"
>That takes you by surprise, but its also a very legitimate question.
"I… don't know. You just started and I went along with it."
>Anon curls up next to you, resting her head on your chest.
>"Sorry, it just slips out. I'll try to stop."
"Its ok, I don't mind."
>You put a hoof around her.
"Actually, I like it."
>"Oh…"
>It's kind of a weird thing, expecially considering that Twilight is supposed to be her 'mom.'
>Twilight is a friendship expert, but maybe not so much in this department.
>But then, can you say that you are?
>You've just been going along with it for two reasons.
>One, It seems to help Anon.
>Two, you actually enjoy it.
>You have a stupid and crazy idea not too dissimilar from Twilight's.
"Anon?"
>"Yea?"
"I was wondering if… uh…"
>You have trouble finding the rights words.
>She lifts her head and looks at you quizzically.
"… I could be your mom?"
>That sounded weird, and felt weird too.
>"uh… what do you mean, like adoption or something?"
>you nervously nod.
>What are you doing?
>What will Twilight think?
>She blinks a few times and looks down at your chest in contemplation.
>She drops herself on you and hugs you.
>"Yes. I can't explain it, but it just feels right."
>Relief washes over you as you return the hug.
>You're going to try and convince Twilight that its a good idea.
>Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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>Anonymous the green filly.
>That's you.
>Today is Tuesday, and today you aren't doing shit.
>Somepony usually shows up to drag you out of bed, but not today.
>You aint gettin' out of bed today.
>Starlight strait dumped you back into your own bed all by yourself.
>you 'REEE' interally.
>you've piled up your blankets on top of yourself to protect from intrusion.
>not even cuddles.
>you let out a content sigh as you draw the covers as close to you as possible.
>Its getting a little hard to breath, but it keeps the light out.
>so comfy.
>You begin reminiscing on your time in Equestria.
>Waking up as a filly was a bit jarring, but overall, it hasn't been so bad.
>It's been a lot of mixed emotions.
>You usually aren't the emotional type, so that alone has been alien.
>It hasn't been that long, but you're feeling more comfortable with your new self every day.
>It didn't take long for you to master moving around in your new form.
>Or to learn to manipulate objects with your hooves, mouth, and magic.
>You'll never understand how you're able to grab things without fingers.
>It really helps that ponies are looking out for you.
>Even Purple, as much as you hate to admit.
>Why do you hate Purple again?
>A knocking at the door draws your attention.
"I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk."
>You hear a stifled giggle at the door.
>"Anon, its me. Can I come in?"
>Princess Celestia?
>What is she doing here?
>Any other pony you would say no to, even Starlight.
>You don't say no to this horse.
"Yes."
>The door creaks as Celestia's regalia clops on the marble tiles.
>Somepony really should oil those hinges.
>"Are you going get out of bed today?"
"I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer."
>She nudges you with a hoof through the covers.
>"Come on Anon, I have something important to show you."
"Show me?"
>"Yes, you may find it very interesting."
"Is it as interesting as sleeping?"
>She nudges you again.
>"More so."
"I don't wanna spank the monkey."
>"Pardon?"
"I aint gettin' out of bed today"
>Her hoofs start clopping away, probably back to the door.
>"Fine. I was just going to show you the portal to take you back to your world, but I guess I'll just let you sleep instead."
>WHAT.
>NO FUCKING WAY.
>You couldn't have lept out of that bed faster if it was on fire and full of bed bugs.
>You land in a dishevled pile of limbs and speak in an exhasperated manner.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE SERIOUS?!?"
>She looks back to you nods in amusement.
"HOLY SHIT LETS GO NOW!"
>"Not yet! A Princess needs her breakfast you know… and young fillies too!"
>God damnit, you need to see this shit right fucking now.
>After a quick shower and breakfast you were walking through the castle halls with Celestia.
>You were a bit skeptical of there actually being a portal, but you were keeping your hopes up.
>You also wonder how long Celestia has known about it.
>"In here."
>Celestia opens the door and beckons you into the room.
>This is the sunrise hall, how could the portal be here?
>The couches have been pushed out of the center of the room, and a strange circle has been drawn on the floor.
>You weren't a magic expert, but you've played enough dungeons and dragons to know this is some kind of ritual.
>A trio of unicorns stand over the circle in equidistant positions.
>One of them holds what looks to be a magical tome in their magical grip.
>It makes you think of some bizarre hollywood style satanic ritual.
>One of the unicorns speaks up.
>"Princess."
>"Good to see you. Thank you for showing up on such short notice."
>"Of course."
>You're still confused though, you were promised a portal back to Earth
"What is going on? Why are they here?"
>Celestia turns to you and rolls her eyes
>"Endearing as ever, aren't you Anon?"
"Of course, Sunny horse. What is going on? Are you pulling my leg?"
>Celestia interrupts your banter.
>"This is a circle of teleportation. It will allow us to travel great distances instantaneously."
"So… enough to send me home?"
>"Indirectly, yes. Normally we would take the train to our destination, but this is a short notice trip and time is valuable."
"Train… what?"
>Now you're even more confused.
>How does a train take you home?
>"I'll explain, for now we need to get going. Step into the center of the circle."
>You oblige, and Celestia steps into the circle with you.
>The three unicorns begin charging magic from their horns and channel it into the spellbook.
>A beam of magical energy bursts from the book onto the floor drawing, and the chalk begins to illumate.
>The world explodes in a bright flash of light.
>You close your eyes in reaction to the flash to find your vision replaced with a broad spectrum of colors.
>It feels like your feet have been swept from under you, hurtling your body at a million miles an hour.
>Your entire body is spinning.
>Before you can comprehend the sensation, its over.
>You slump onto the floor at your new destination.
>Your stomach protests as your breakfast threatens your taste buds with another helping.
>You curl up in a ball trying to process the surreal sensations you're experiencing.
>"Don't worry, the first time is always the worst."
>Celestia and another pair of hooves try to pick you up, but you push them away.
"J..just g-give me a sec."
>Once you got your bearings, you managed to open your eyes.
>The floor had remenants of a chalk circle, much like the one you had been standing in before.
>You immediately recognize where you are.
>Twilight's Library.
>And she's here.
>And the bigger question is why are you?
>Anonymous the green filly.
>That's you.
>Today is Tuesday, and today you aren't doing shit.
>Somepony usually shows up to drag you out of bed, but not today.
>You aint gettin' out of bed today.
>Starlight strait dumped you back into your own bed all by yourself.
>you 'REEE' interally.
>you've piled up your blankets on top of yourself to protect from intrusion.
>not even cuddles.
>you let out a content sigh as you draw the covers as close to you as possible.
>Its getting a little hard to breath, but it keeps the light out.
>so comfy.
>You begin reminiscing on your time in Equestria.
>Waking up as a filly was a bit jarring, but overall, it hasn't been so bad.
>It's been a lot of mixed emotions.
>You usually aren't the emotional type, so that alone has been alien.
>It hasn't been that long, but you're feeling more comfortable with your new self every day.
>It didn't take long for you to master moving around in your new form.
>Or to learn to manipulate objects with your hooves, mouth, and magic.
>You'll never understand how you're able to grab things without fingers.
>It really helps that ponies are looking out for you.
>Even Purple, as much as you hate to admit.
>Why do you hate Purple again?
>A knocking at the door draws your attention.
"I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk."
>You hear a stifled giggle at the door.
>"Anon, its me. Can I come in?"
>Princess Celestia?
>What is she doing here?
>Any other pony you would say no to, even Starlight.
>You don't say no to this horse.
"Yes."
>The door creaks as Celestia's regalia clops on the marble tiles.
>Somepony really should oil those hinges.
>"Are you going get out of bed today?"
"I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer."
>She nudges you with a hoof through the covers.
>"Come on Anon, I have something important to show you."
"Show me?"
>"Yes, you may find it very interesting."
"Is it as interesting as sleeping?"
>She nudges you again.
>"More so."
"I don't wanna spank the monkey."
>"Pardon?"
"I aint gettin' out of bed today"
>Her hoofs start clopping away, probably back to the door.
>"Fine. I was just going to show you the portal to take you back to your world, but I guess I'll just let you sleep instead."
>WHAT.
>NO FUCKING WAY.
>You couldn't have lept out of that bed faster if it was on fire and full of bed bugs.
>You land in a dishevled pile of limbs and speak in an exhasperated manner.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE SERIOUS?!?"
>She looks back to you nods in amusement.
"HOLY SHIT LETS GO NOW!"
>"Not yet! A Princess needs her breakfast you know… and young fillies too!"
>God damnit, you need to see this shit right fucking now.
>After a quick shower and breakfast you were walking through the castle halls with Celestia.
>You were a bit skeptical of there actually being a portal, but you were keeping your hopes up.
>You also wonder how long Celestia has known about it.
>"In here."
>Celestia opens the door and beckons you into the room.
>This is the sunrise hall, how could the portal be here?
>The couches have been pushed out of the center of the room, and a strange circle has been drawn on the floor.
>You weren't a magic expert, but you've played enough dungeons and dragons to know this is some kind of ritual.
>A trio of unicorns stand over the circle in equidistant positions.
>One of them holds what looks to be a magical tome in their magical grip.
>It makes you think of some bizarre hollywood style satanic ritual.
>One of the unicorns speaks up.
>"Princess."
>"Good to see you. Thank you for showing up on such short notice."
>"Of course."
>You're still confused though, you were promised a portal back to Earth
"What is going on? Why are they here?"
>Celestia turns to you and rolls her eyes
>"Endearing as ever, aren't you Anon?"
"Of course, Sunny horse. What is going on? Are you pulling my leg?"
>Celestia interrupts your banter.
>"This is a circle of teleportation. It will allow us to travel great distances instantaneously."
"So… enough to send me home?"
>"Indirectly, yes. Normally we would take the train to our destination, but this is a short notice trip and time is valuable."
"Train… what?"
>Now you're even more confused.
>How does a train take you home?
>"I'll explain, for now we need to get going. Step into the center of the circle."
>You oblige, and Celestia steps into the circle with you.
>The three unicorns begin charging magic from their horns and channel it into the spellbook.
>A beam of magical energy bursts from the book onto the floor drawing, and the chalk begins to illumate.
>The world explodes in a bright flash of light.
>You close your eyes in reaction to the flash to find your vision replaced with a broad spectrum of colors.
>It feels like your feet have been swept from under you, hurtling your body at a million miles an hour.
>Your entire body is spinning.
>Before you can comprehend the sensation, its over.
>You slump onto the floor at your new destination.
>Your stomach protests as your breakfast threatens your taste buds with another helping.
>You curl up in a ball trying to process the surreal sensations you're experiencing.
>"Don't worry, the first time is always the worst."
>Celestia and another pair of hooves try to pick you up, but you push them away.
"J..just g-give me a sec."
>Once you got your bearings, you managed to open your eyes.
>The floor had remenants of a chalk circle, much like the one you had been standing in before.
>You immediately recognize where you are.
>Twilight's Library.
>And she's here.
>And the bigger question is why are you?
>>96261
"Uh… What?"
>You should probably be angry, but rather, you're just dumbstruck.
>"This is it."
"uh?"
>Celestia gives you a comforting look, and points to that bizzare mirror contraption.
>You had looked at it before, even poked it a few times.
>It had the 'Do not Touch.' sign on it, so of course you had to.
>"This mirror is a gateway to another world. A world we presume is your own."
>So they weren't fibbing you.
>This shits real.
>And it's infuriating.
>This whole time, you were sitting right next to your ticket home.
"So… I can just walk through and go home?"
>You try not to grit your teeth.,
>Celestia nods.
>"Yes…"
>She looks over to Twilight who chimes in.
>"Based on what you've been discussing with Celestia over the past week and my own experiences on the other side, we are 97.49% certain that it is your home."
>Wow, thats new.
>Twilight has been to Earth?
>What a bitch.
"You mean you've been to Earth, and you thought I was just full of shit, and you didn't mention this portal at all to me."
>You've taken her by surprise, and her shocked expression betrays it.
"So here I've been being manic depressive since I've got here, and you've just kept this secret from me."
>You feel a seething rage burning inside of you, but you do your best to remain calm and collected.
>You feel your hooves start to tremble with anger.
"Just letting me suffer when the solution was right here the whole time."
>You turn towards the mirror.
"Fuck you!"
>You dash towards the portal mirror.
>Your mind briefly darts to thoughts of Starlight.
>You didn't even get to say goodbye.
>A slight pang of crushing guilt briefly overcomes your anger as you as you leap into the portal mirror.
"Uh… What?"
>You should probably be angry, but rather, you're just dumbstruck.
>"This is it."
"uh?"
>Celestia gives you a comforting look, and points to that bizzare mirror contraption.
>You had looked at it before, even poked it a few times.
>It had the 'Do not Touch.' sign on it, so of course you had to.
>"This mirror is a gateway to another world. A world we presume is your own."
>So they weren't fibbing you.
>This shits real.
>And it's infuriating.
>This whole time, you were sitting right next to your ticket home.
"So… I can just walk through and go home?"
>You try not to grit your teeth.,
>Celestia nods.
>"Yes…"
>She looks over to Twilight who chimes in.
>"Based on what you've been discussing with Celestia over the past week and my own experiences on the other side, we are 97.49% certain that it is your home."
>Wow, thats new.
>Twilight has been to Earth?
>What a bitch.
"You mean you've been to Earth, and you thought I was just full of shit, and you didn't mention this portal at all to me."
>You've taken her by surprise, and her shocked expression betrays it.
"So here I've been being manic depressive since I've got here, and you've just kept this secret from me."
>You feel a seething rage burning inside of you, but you do your best to remain calm and collected.
>You feel your hooves start to tremble with anger.
"Just letting me suffer when the solution was right here the whole time."
>You turn towards the mirror.
"Fuck you!"
>You dash towards the portal mirror.
>Your mind briefly darts to thoughts of Starlight.
>You didn't even get to say goodbye.
>A slight pang of crushing guilt briefly overcomes your anger as you as you leap into the portal mirror.
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God damn that was a lot of green. Can't wait to see what sort of horror will await filly in eqg hell
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Alright, I need to get back to my CYOA. Seahawks are getting rekt and I need a distraction. What were we doing, getting fed by Cadence while Shining takes a shit? Just beat Twilight at chess?
>>96206
Not a ton of cybersecurity professionals out there.
>>96250
Computer Science.
>>96262
Just gonna leave that cliffhanger there?
>>96206
Not a ton of cybersecurity professionals out there.
>>96250
Computer Science.
>>96262
Just gonna leave that cliffhanger there?
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>>96318
The broncos have a win-loss record of 5-9, giving them a win rate of 0.357. Consequently, that's roughly the caliber of bullet their fans should be shooting themselves with.
The broncos have a win-loss record of 5-9, giving them a win rate of 0.357. Consequently, that's roughly the caliber of bullet their fans should be shooting themselves with.
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Tip for the trackpad users… Those smartphone styluses work on trackpads too. The cheapest I have seen is a dollar. Check your local dollar stores or look around online.
Also, alas. No tor allowed here. I understand why, but I usually use it to bypass blocks on complimentary open wifi. Guess it will be a bit trickier to post.
Also, alas. No tor allowed here. I understand why, but I usually use it to bypass blocks on complimentary open wifi. Guess it will be a bit trickier to post.
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The prospect of snacks seems pretty nice for you thus far. In fact, you haven't really eaten anything since you came to Equestria… that raises slight concern in you. What if they make you eat something like flowers, or bacon made out of hay? You can't go starving, but is now really the best time to be expanding your palette.
"Uhh… what kinda snacks do you make best?"
>"Well, I can make some really killer pizzas…"
Perfect. Nothing you're not used to. And being a filly, you have an excuse to be a picky eater. Probably. You shrug. "Sounds good, Cadence!"
She heads off for the kitchen, leaving you alone with purple smart once again.
>"Soooo….."
This may get awkward.
>"Since we're going to spend some time together, I guess we should try to get to know each other. For starters, how old are you exactly?"
"Uhh… what kinda snacks do you make best?"
>"Well, I can make some really killer pizzas…"
Perfect. Nothing you're not used to. And being a filly, you have an excuse to be a picky eater. Probably. You shrug. "Sounds good, Cadence!"
She heads off for the kitchen, leaving you alone with purple smart once again.
>"Soooo….."
This may get awkward.
>"Since we're going to spend some time together, I guess we should try to get to know each other. For starters, how old are you exactly?"
>>96333
Seeing if I can actually roll correctly this time, haven't exactly figured out the format.
Say about seven or so?
Seeing if I can actually roll correctly this time, haven't exactly figured out the format.
Say about seven or so?
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>>96262
Nice, it had been a while since I looked at the threads on mlp but weren't you already past this point before? Maybe not far past, but I'm certain I remember Anon realizing EqGverse wasn't his actual home and had just returned back
Is it because you started rewriting it again with him as a unicorn?
Also
>>96258
>Why is everypony's cutie mark so appropriate anyway?
>Its like a badge of profession or talent, or something.
>You take a brief glance back at your own flank.
>What does yours mean exactly?
When did Anon get his cutiemark?
Good story tho
Nice, it had been a while since I looked at the threads on mlp but weren't you already past this point before? Maybe not far past, but I'm certain I remember Anon realizing EqGverse wasn't his actual home and had just returned back
Is it because you started rewriting it again with him as a unicorn?
Also
>>96258
>Why is everypony's cutie mark so appropriate anyway?
>Its like a badge of profession or talent, or something.
>You take a brief glance back at your own flank.
>What does yours mean exactly?
When did Anon get his cutiemark?
Good story tho
>>96377
that post was meant to be humorous
I even changed the filename of the picture of a d100 to "dice1d100"
that post was meant to be humorous
I even changed the filename of the picture of a d100 to "dice1d100"
>>96354
Also, I did start rewriting the story. There are some significant changes, so if you haven't read it in a while if suggest rereading it from the beginning.
Also, I did start rewriting the story. There are some significant changes, so if you haven't read it in a while if suggest rereading it from the beginning.
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i noticed the mistake
>>96402
Originally, yes.
It was quite a long time ago and I recall it getting about as far as the current iteration is.
So I'm hyp to see what happens next
Originally, yes.
It was quite a long time ago and I recall it getting about as far as the current iteration is.
So I'm hyp to see what happens next
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Filly.
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RIP EaTCarbS story on /ptfg/ again, kek.
They left just a single post.
They left just a single post.
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/31515656#p31536951
this one post is still up, since it doesn't have a black mane
this one post is still up, since it doesn't have a black mane
>>96440
How close can we go without getting banned? Can we do same fur, same cutie mark, same mane color, but different mane style?
How close can we go without getting banned? Can we do same fur, same cutie mark, same mane color, but different mane style?
>>96442
I'm not even sure anymore. I was banned for "spamming/raiding" for making a post joking about no green fillies being allowed. They're just giving out bans at random now it seems.
I'm not even sure anymore. I was banned for "spamming/raiding" for making a post joking about no green fillies being allowed. They're just giving out bans at random now it seems.
>>96443
It would suck if there was a total ban on green fillies. I know a couple fimfiction mares I wish I had art of, that are both green.
It would suck if there was a total ban on green fillies. I know a couple fimfiction mares I wish I had art of, that are both green.
>>96445
we could try posting other fillies, even from the show, and see if they get deleted. again, I'm banned right now, so I can't get to it right now.
we could try posting other fillies, even from the show, and see if they get deleted. again, I'm banned right now, so I can't get to it right now.
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As a simple test run, what about posting Lyra as a filly?
Addendum: all of my Lyras are adults.
Addendum: all of my Lyras are adults.
>>96448
that sounds good as well. Everybody likes Lyra!
Maybe also that one screenshot of a filly assumed to be anon from the mlp movie
Here's a resource for random green fillies, because idk why not: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies/Foals
that sounds good as well. Everybody likes Lyra!
Maybe also that one screenshot of a filly assumed to be anon from the mlp movie
Here's a resource for random green fillies, because idk why not: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies/Foals
>>96451
Probably not mods, but whenever we have discussed mischief in a thread it doesn't take long for the thread to be posted wherever we're ahem considering venturing to.
Probably not mods, but whenever we have discussed mischief in a thread it doesn't take long for the thread to be posted wherever we're ahem considering venturing to.
>>96450
We aren't really raiding or spamming or anything, we're just "testing the waters" gradually to see if it's safe yet, just not posting full on filly right away
We aren't really raiding or spamming or anything, we're just "testing the waters" gradually to see if it's safe yet, just not posting full on filly right away
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>>96455
>>96456
Yes, this is an actual screenshot. It got posted a lot excitedly in the /mlp/ anonfilly threads when the movie came out
She's in the crowd, during the scene with Sia's song. I believe there was a link posted where you can stream the movie, in the movie night thread. Go watch it, the movie is really good anyway and you should see it if you haven't already.
>>96456
Yes, this is an actual screenshot. It got posted a lot excitedly in the /mlp/ anonfilly threads when the movie came out
She's in the crowd, during the scene with Sia's song. I believe there was a link posted where you can stream the movie, in the movie night thread. Go watch it, the movie is really good anyway and you should see it if you haven't already.
>>96457
I'd argue that it's comfy af here and I have no desire to go back to /mlp/.
But then I already kind of started coming here before the anonfilly drama and can also appreciate the political centered threads while having become more and more tired of how shit it's gotten over there. Even the few threads I do still try to keep up with there turn into simple bumps to keep the thread alive without actual content a majority of the time. I'd wish for more of them to come over to mlpol but a lot of anons will simply say, "fuck mlpol" anytime it gets brought up. Plenty of them did just that in the /trash/ thread. I guess they just think of the pol part and not the pony part of it.
Seeing people wish to go back is a bit disheartening when the mods and many other anons/threads there have made it clear they don't mind seeing you gone.
I mean, if they allow it back in the future than great, but I don't see why you can't just enjoy what you have here in the meantime without complaining about your banishment to the trashbin.
Simply try to make a thread there every now and then and if one sticks then let people here know that they can migrate back.
Just a thought and it's like, just my opinion and I know it's probably not a popular opinion that will be shared with many yearning to return.
No matter what, just know that you are loved here.
TLDR
Fuck /mlp/
I'd argue that it's comfy af here and I have no desire to go back to /mlp/.
But then I already kind of started coming here before the anonfilly drama and can also appreciate the political centered threads while having become more and more tired of how shit it's gotten over there. Even the few threads I do still try to keep up with there turn into simple bumps to keep the thread alive without actual content a majority of the time. I'd wish for more of them to come over to mlpol but a lot of anons will simply say, "fuck mlpol" anytime it gets brought up. Plenty of them did just that in the /trash/ thread. I guess they just think of the pol part and not the pony part of it.
Seeing people wish to go back is a bit disheartening when the mods and many other anons/threads there have made it clear they don't mind seeing you gone.
I mean, if they allow it back in the future than great, but I don't see why you can't just enjoy what you have here in the meantime without complaining about your banishment to the trashbin.
Simply try to make a thread there every now and then and if one sticks then let people here know that they can migrate back.
Just a thought and it's like, just my opinion and I know it's probably not a popular opinion that will be shared with many yearning to return.
No matter what, just know that you are loved here.
TLDR
Fuck /mlp/
>>96466
Yes, this place is pretty damn comfy, I have only been posting since anonfilly was kill. Unfortunately some people just mong out saying 'hurr durr ponies and politics shouldn't mix', but there is no cure for that brand of autism. The politics seems pretty well contained to their own threads so there isn't any issues.
I will keep lurking /mlp/ and the anonfilly thread on /trash/ but I don't really have the energy to contribute there anymore.
Yes, this place is pretty damn comfy, I have only been posting since anonfilly was kill. Unfortunately some people just mong out saying 'hurr durr ponies and politics shouldn't mix', but there is no cure for that brand of autism. The politics seems pretty well contained to their own threads so there isn't any issues.
I will keep lurking /mlp/ and the anonfilly thread on /trash/ but I don't really have the energy to contribute there anymore.
>>96482
>ponies and politics shouldn't mix
But ponies make the best reaction images, and politics is a part of everyday life. It's natural for them to mix.
>ponies and politics shouldn't mix
But ponies make the best reaction images, and politics is a part of everyday life. It's natural for them to mix.
>>96482
There's also the added benefit that mlpol doesn't inject shady userscrpits into your browser like 4chan is now doing apparently in order to bypass adblockers
The cuckening continues.
Hope you lads use uMatrix or something.
There's also the added benefit that mlpol doesn't inject shady userscrpits into your browser like 4chan is now doing apparently in order to bypass adblockers
The cuckening continues.
Hope you lads use uMatrix or something.
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>>96517
Using uBlock but it's leaky -ads aren't fully loaded. Guess no visits to 4cuck untill I will come up with something better.
Using uBlock but it's leaky -ads aren't fully loaded. Guess no visits to 4cuck untill I will come up with something better.
>>96532
Bend over and accept the botnet
Or maybe you can destroy your computer, buy a new identity on the black market and move to a 5th world country
Bend over and accept the botnet
Or maybe you can destroy your computer, buy a new identity on the black market and move to a 5th world country
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I'll just post again in 3 days
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>>96536
Jesus Christ, they really do all they can to destroy /mlp/… I really don't know what the mods endgame with 4c is anymore. They are systematically destroying every board.
Jesus Christ, they really do all they can to destroy /mlp/… I really don't know what the mods endgame with 4c is anymore. They are systematically destroying every board.
Temporary fix for the malicious 4chan script: https://pastebin.com/raw/LkEx7Ybe
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>>96567
>Hiroshima installs malware on most of the boards, including /mlp/
Tell them they're welcome here if they're tired of the bullshit.
>Hiroshima installs malware on most of the boards, including /mlp/
Tell them they're welcome here if they're tired of the bullshit.
>>96587
It for sure attempts to bypass ads
Nobody is yet completely positive what else it might do as far as I've been able to tell.
I'm just glad I wasn't affected and I hope it turns out to be okay for you
Now is a good time to serious up and learn how to use uMatrix though
It isn't something you can simply add and forget about so it requires time and effort but that's the cost of not having to worry when things like this happen
It for sure attempts to bypass ads
Nobody is yet completely positive what else it might do as far as I've been able to tell.
I'm just glad I wasn't affected and I hope it turns out to be okay for you
Now is a good time to serious up and learn how to use uMatrix though
It isn't something you can simply add and forget about so it requires time and effort but that's the cost of not having to worry when things like this happen
>>96587
I am not sure what it is, but an adblock bypasser they could have run in-house without linking to outside domains (not that it is unrealistic it is on other host).
But what irks me most is if it was legitimate domains for legitimate business why are they all hidden behind anonymizers obscuring the owner of the domains?
Hopefully it isn't anything bad, but then again Hiromoot have displayed malicious ads in the past.
>>96595
Agreed.. Added uMatrix myself (should have done it ages ago).
I am not sure what it is, but an adblock bypasser they could have run in-house without linking to outside domains (not that it is unrealistic it is on other host).
But what irks me most is if it was legitimate domains for legitimate business why are they all hidden behind anonymizers obscuring the owner of the domains?
Hopefully it isn't anything bad, but then again Hiromoot have displayed malicious ads in the past.
>>96595
Agreed.. Added uMatrix myself (should have done it ages ago).
>anonfilly thread dead before bump limit
So… everyone permanently move here? the mod finally won?
So… everyone permanently move here? the mod finally won?
>>96628
It might be a net loss for 4chan anyway with its new botnet. Anonfilly was just ahead of the curve.
It might be a net loss for 4chan anyway with its new botnet. Anonfilly was just ahead of the curve.
>>96628
I think the plan right now is to lay low for a while and try making a /mlp/ thread at a later time
I think the plan right now is to lay low for a while and try making a /mlp/ thread at a later time
Rolled 46
>>96628
Wasn't much we could do about it since there is no oversight. He can be as autistic as he wants and will have janitors and other users reporting for him.
>>96628
Wasn't much we could do about it since there is no oversight. He can be as autistic as he wants and will have janitors and other users reporting for him.
>>96632
"Show only the last 50 posts" is an option that may be clicked on next to the "reply" button on the thread OP from the page view.
Making a new thread would be a better solution tough
"Show only the last 50 posts" is an option that may be clicked on next to the "reply" button on the thread OP from the page view.
Making a new thread would be a better solution tough
>>96632
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/94875+50.html
>for now add "+50" to url if over 50 posts
>will look into adding easy link to use
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/94875+50.html
>for now add "+50" to url if over 50 posts
>will look into adding easy link to use
>>96635
That's just asking for the entire board to be filled with anonfilly threads, the first one we made still hasn't dropped off the board yet, after all.
That's just asking for the entire board to be filled with anonfilly threads, the first one we made still hasn't dropped off the board yet, after all.
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>>96639
>>96640
In a catalog that holds 120+ threads this is not really an issue. We've routinely had new Syria General threads, or Pixel Canvas threads, even as two or so other threads that had passed the bump limit existed in the catalog, and likewise new Awoo News Network threads are made weekly regardless of the number currently existing
In the event it does become an issue, a new feature has been added to moderator powers allowing moderators to send threads directly to the archive. This means that a thread that has passed bump limit may be sent to the archive long before it would naturally fall off the board.
>>96640
In a catalog that holds 120+ threads this is not really an issue. We've routinely had new Syria General threads, or Pixel Canvas threads, even as two or so other threads that had passed the bump limit existed in the catalog, and likewise new Awoo News Network threads are made weekly regardless of the number currently existing
In the event it does become an issue, a new feature has been added to moderator powers allowing moderators to send threads directly to the archive. This means that a thread that has passed bump limit may be sent to the archive long before it would naturally fall off the board.
>>96641
That ain't a bad idea, and it's at least a lot better than the 4chan solution of just making an entire new board specifically for generals.
That ain't a bad idea, and it's at least a lot better than the 4chan solution of just making an entire new board specifically for generals.
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>>96641
That's pretty nifty. I have considered making my own *chan site in the future, and this might be a worthwhile feature to consider, particularly given the high likelihood that it will be pretty slow.
That's pretty nifty. I have considered making my own *chan site in the future, and this might be a worthwhile feature to consider, particularly given the high likelihood that it will be pretty slow.
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>>96668
>I have considered making my own *chan site in the future
Don't make one from scratch. You'll end up working on it forever.
Pic related.
>I have considered making my own *chan site in the future
Don't make one from scratch. You'll end up working on it forever.
Pic related.
>>96672
>you'll end up working on it forever
It didn't take forever to develop any of the existing models. Nonetheless, I'll weigh my options.
>you'll end up working on it forever
It didn't take forever to develop any of the existing models. Nonetheless, I'll weigh my options.
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>>96673
>It didn't take forever to develop any of the existing models.
>Taking my response far too literally.
>It didn't take forever to develop any of the existing models.
>Taking my response far too literally.
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>>96679
>you will never get a magic wand that can turn other anons into fillies so you can breed them
>you will never get a magic wand that can turn other anons into fillies so you can breed them
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Thanks to someone on /mlp/ for mentioning this board. Anonfilly has a home again.
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So, this new 4chan botnet.
Is that what's causing this?
If so, I don't think it can handle Linux…
Is that what's causing this?
If so, I don't think it can handle Linux…
>>96687
Your OS doesn't matter, it attaches to the browser
And it's breaking the site because you have ads blocked.
It's hiro's way of trying to cuck you for not giving him that ad revenue he clearly deserves
Look around in /g/ for solutions on fixing it. I'd be more helpful but retards on mlp have made me feel like necking myself because of their stupidity
Your OS doesn't matter, it attaches to the browser
And it's breaking the site because you have ads blocked.
It's hiro's way of trying to cuck you for not giving him that ad revenue he clearly deserves
Look around in /g/ for solutions on fixing it. I'd be more helpful but retards on mlp have made me feel like necking myself because of their stupidity
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>>96672
>You thought it was C
>But it was html all along!
Id say that starting from scratch could be better with all that mixing thats going on, didnt /pol/ teach you fags anything?
No wonder the site gets slow on big threads, though the traffic been fairly small so shouldnt ve been much problem before
Maybe other solutions like asp.net or other languages better suited for MVC could help with the frontend clogging we ve been seeing, thou considering the board speed it s not something urgent, but do take a look when ya can
>You thought it was C
>But it was html all along!
Id say that starting from scratch could be better with all that mixing thats going on, didnt /pol/ teach you fags anything?
No wonder the site gets slow on big threads, though the traffic been fairly small so shouldnt ve been much problem before
Maybe other solutions like asp.net or other languages better suited for MVC could help with the frontend clogging we ve been seeing, thou considering the board speed it s not something urgent, but do take a look when ya can
>>96687
Yeah, it's fucked up. Install this userscript and it should be fixed, though. It's what I'm using to fix it.
https://gist.github.com/MinoMino/2ea9def7e6286189615088a1b15ab721/raw/9266dce4fcbc23a3ed99b32c090cd49020e14e3d/4chan-anticancer.user.js
Yeah, it's fucked up. Install this userscript and it should be fixed, though. It's what I'm using to fix it.
https://gist.github.com/MinoMino/2ea9def7e6286189615088a1b15ab721/raw/9266dce4fcbc23a3ed99b32c090cd49020e14e3d/4chan-anticancer.user.js
>>96687
Here, this should have all that you need
https://pastebin.com/raw/LkEx7Ybe
I dont have uBlock, i use another adBlocker that didnt give me any problems and blocked stuff normally, but went ahead and added the userscript anyway
Here, this should have all that you need
https://pastebin.com/raw/LkEx7Ybe
I dont have uBlock, i use another adBlocker that didnt give me any problems and blocked stuff normally, but went ahead and added the userscript anyway
>>96692
Yeah, not only that but surely it will be faster too, didnt knew about it before, noic and thanks
Yeah, not only that but surely it will be faster too, didnt knew about it before, noic and thanks
>>96688
I recognise you from the /mlp/ thread thanks for your help, I got my shit fixed, shame that all the brainlets drained you.
I recognise you from the /mlp/ thread thanks for your help, I got my shit fixed, shame that all the brainlets drained you.
Alright, so… we have an age to give to Twilight (7). I could theoretically start a back and forth with you guys over her interview questions, but that would be annoying. So how about you all create a backstory for our filly to give her.
Fundamentally, who are we, other than being some 7 year old green Earth pony who lost her parents in a tragic boating accident? Where are we from? What do we like to do, and how did we get so good at chess at such a young age? Why do we act the way we do?
Make something up and roll. I can combine some like posts if need be.
Fundamentally, who are we, other than being some 7 year old green Earth pony who lost her parents in a tragic boating accident? Where are we from? What do we like to do, and how did we get so good at chess at such a young age? Why do we act the way we do?
Make something up and roll. I can combine some like posts if need be.
>>96702
We are just another filly from far away, not much to say really, i mean we do have a green coat, those seem kinda rare, does she know anything about its rarity and meaning?
We are just another filly from far away, not much to say really, i mean we do have a green coat, those seem kinda rare, does she know anything about its rarity and meaning?
>>96701
I'm glad you got it anon. I really didn't expect the amount of stupid I was in for when I made the thread and started trying to to tell people how to use uMatrix.
It seems if they don't have the solution spoonfed to them then it's not worth their time, yet they keep complaining anyway. I should have known better. But if I helped even a single person than I'm happy, even if you decided on a different approach overall.
I'm glad you got it anon. I really didn't expect the amount of stupid I was in for when I made the thread and started trying to to tell people how to use uMatrix.
It seems if they don't have the solution spoonfed to them then it's not worth their time, yet they keep complaining anyway. I should have known better. But if I helped even a single person than I'm happy, even if you decided on a different approach overall.
>>96703
I'm not saying that there's anything particularly special about our green coat, only that it's one of the few things that Twilight knows for sure that we have. Anyways, your vote is to try and minimize what we tell her, just that we're from arbitrarily far away (maybe make up something?)
I'm not saying that there's anything particularly special about our green coat, only that it's one of the few things that Twilight knows for sure that we have. Anyways, your vote is to try and minimize what we tell her, just that we're from arbitrarily far away (maybe make up something?)
Rolled 8
>>96702
Doubt an elaborate back story would stick, and would risk someone poking holes in the story. Just say you are a vagabond and have no idea how you ended up in the castle. Suspect/Blame a goblin or something.
>>96702
Doubt an elaborate back story would stick, and would risk someone poking holes in the story. Just say you are a vagabond and have no idea how you ended up in the castle. Suspect/Blame a goblin or something.
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>>96702
We're from here if anyone asks. It doesn't make sense for a little filly with no bits and/or parents to be able to get very far from her point of origin. We could pull the whole child prodigy card, which would be believable enough considering Twilight is also one. As for the last one, trauma?
We're from here if anyone asks. It doesn't make sense for a little filly with no bits and/or parents to be able to get very far from her point of origin. We could pull the whole child prodigy card, which would be believable enough considering Twilight is also one. As for the last one, trauma?
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>>94894
Oh, I get it. You're pretending to be a liberal pretending to be a sane person while dissing Trump.
I'm not laughing, but I get it.
Oh, I get it. You're pretending to be a liberal pretending to be a sane person while dissing Trump.
I'm not laughing, but I get it.
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>>96877
Unfortunately, I keep hearing the "be your own waifu" shit from trannies. Y'all aren't secretly trannies, right?
Unfortunately, I keep hearing the "be your own waifu" shit from trannies. Y'all aren't secretly trannies, right?
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>>95290
>"Anon! Twilight said you have to buy me lunch, you can't just pocket the money! I'll tell on you!"
>"Anon! Twilight said you have to buy me lunch, you can't just pocket the money! I'll tell on you!"
>>96679
I would do this to all of you, shove my human dick into your virgin filly pussy.
Oh yes….i would breed all of you, long and hard.
I would do this to all of you, shove my human dick into your virgin filly pussy.
Oh yes….i would breed all of you, long and hard.
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How old are you? Well mentally, you're 27, but you can't tell Twilight that, so you make up an answer.
"Seven."
Nailed it.
>"Oh wow, you're young. I'm like… ten, and yet we look the same age. How'd you get so good at chess?"
Shit, more questions. With any luck, she's gonna beg you for a life's story. You don't want to get caught in a web of lies, so you keep things vague.
"I dunno. Maybe I'm a child prodigy? I just played it with my dad on the regular, kind of like how you play it with your brother. Repeat something enough and you'll get good at it."
Twilight rubs her chin for a bit, trying to best process your answer. You hope you haven't given her cause to segue into questions about your parents, but then you could just melt down like a 7 year old should when asked about her dead parents and leave things at that. Instead, she responds with a question that you probably should have expected to begin with.
>"Got any favorite books?"
"Seven."
Nailed it.
>"Oh wow, you're young. I'm like… ten, and yet we look the same age. How'd you get so good at chess?"
Shit, more questions. With any luck, she's gonna beg you for a life's story. You don't want to get caught in a web of lies, so you keep things vague.
"I dunno. Maybe I'm a child prodigy? I just played it with my dad on the regular, kind of like how you play it with your brother. Repeat something enough and you'll get good at it."
Twilight rubs her chin for a bit, trying to best process your answer. You hope you haven't given her cause to segue into questions about your parents, but then you could just melt down like a 7 year old should when asked about her dead parents and leave things at that. Instead, she responds with a question that you probably should have expected to begin with.
>"Got any favorite books?"
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Rolled 1
This dice shit is cancer.
This dice shit is cancer.
>>96911
Testing
[ 1d100 = 36 ]
This seems much easier, since it doesn't stay in the email field and fuck up later posts.
Testing
[ 1d100 = 36 ]
This seems much easier, since it doesn't stay in the email field and fuck up later posts.
>>94875
I'm still here to make edits to the doc and dropbox if needed.
Also, what the fuck did you asshats do? I'm gone for three months and all hell breaks loose in 4Chan.
I'm still here to make edits to the doc and dropbox if needed.
Also, what the fuck did you asshats do? I'm gone for three months and all hell breaks loose in 4Chan.
>>96931
Welcome Fgt
The mods there are fags, more at 11
4chans cuckening continues to get stronger as the days go on
Welcome Fgt
The mods there are fags, more at 11
4chans cuckening continues to get stronger as the days go on
>>96932
Apparently so if it requires the attention of the all-time bed-worthy EQD.
So, I'm gonna try to piece this together.
Mods start scruffening with no notice for several days, on IRC mods call us pedophilic in nature and move us to /trash/, fucked shit up there now no more posting, now raids in /qa/ have started .
Have I missed anything?
Apparently so if it requires the attention of the all-time bed-worthy EQD.
So, I'm gonna try to piece this together.
Mods start scruffening with no notice for several days, on IRC mods call us pedophilic in nature and move us to /trash/, fucked shit up there now no more posting, now raids in /qa/ have started .
Have I missed anything?
>>96933
Depends on what you mean by, "fucked shit up there" on /trash/
It was simply abandoned in favor of here because two threads are stupid and this board has more features/isn't furfag general
Other than that you pretty much got it
Depends on what you mean by, "fucked shit up there" on /trash/
It was simply abandoned in favor of here because two threads are stupid and this board has more features/isn't furfag general
Other than that you pretty much got it
>>96935
I guess that's why I didn't seem much on desuarchive.
So, I'm assuming this is the 'super-secret hideout' from 4chan till stuff cools down? At least assuming this isn't permanent.
I guess that's why I didn't seem much on desuarchive.
So, I'm assuming this is the 'super-secret hideout' from 4chan till stuff cools down? At least assuming this isn't permanent.
>>96939
Yeah, It doesn't have the same excitement it used to have. Lots of happenings, lots of fun-posting. Not much of that anymore.
Yeah, It doesn't have the same excitement it used to have. Lots of happenings, lots of fun-posting. Not much of that anymore.
>>96945
Ah, well on it you can suggest edits so…
If you have any ideas go forth and post them on the doc and I'll look at them in a bit.
Ah, well on it you can suggest edits so…
If you have any ideas go forth and post them on the doc and I'll look at them in a bit.
>>96946
Can you fix the doc so that it isn't in extreme lockdown mode? Currently you can't download or even copy any text from the document whatsoever. It's ridiculous.
Can you fix the doc so that it isn't in extreme lockdown mode? Currently you can't download or even copy any text from the document whatsoever. It's ridiculous.
>>96949
Once again, don't have that permission. I can copy the doc and reupload it under my name so that way I can though.
Give me a couple minutes.
Once again, don't have that permission. I can copy the doc and reupload it under my name so that way I can though.
Give me a couple minutes.
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>>96945
Seeing as how mlpol has unique ids, mind shooting me a request on the doc so I can grant permission
Seeing as how mlpol has unique ids, mind shooting me a request on the doc so I can grant permission
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