>Be Me
>Equestria is a pretty great place more or less.
>The less part has you going to extreme measures.
>"Morning there Fluttershy."
>Giving the best high pich silent moan, I try hiding a bit before speed walking away, to Ponker Poe's place.
>Today is the day Pinkie got new suits.
>A quick moan to the Mr and Mrs Cake and you're in Pinkie Pie's room.
>On time, as the hatch opens as I slide down to her party cave, while removing the head part of the disguise as usual.
>"Anon you made it safe and sound and I was so worried what if you got- mmmrmrmff"
>My hand gently cusped Pinkie's mouth, then my lips. Her basement of plans filled with party items and gadgets and the tentative home of Equestia's only human.
>Equestria is a magical place quite literally means crazy things occur.
>For ponies it's social situations and the evil bad guy of the week.
>For a human it's eldritch horrors. Actually dealing with them is surprisingly easy, it's the collateral damage.
>Ponies could deal with it just as easily, it's the insidious way they start and end. Attempting to scar anyone or anything part of their seemingly greater plan.
>It's why ponies and others sing so much for almost no reason, it also drives those things away.
"Who do you have this time Pinkie?"