/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>202219
>Feel free to contribute what you want to be said
We should promote this board as some kind of "The fringest of the fringe"; you know, something appealing to refugees.

This is from full /n/ just a few minutes ago.
The anon says is suffering from PTSD (Pony Traumatic Stress Disorder)
Enjoy.

>>202264
That's not friendship.

>>202264

Kill all Bronies.

>>202219
FUN!!!
>I will try to think of some ideas...

>>202264
kek I was laughing at that last night. Sadly the thread is saged by mods at this point.

>>202264
>We're being persecuted!
is the catchphrase of which ideology?
A) Jews
B) Moslems
C) Leftisis
D) Degenerates

VoiceoverPete is an obnoxious tryhard, but at least he's no nigger.

Send bots.
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>>202359
All of them.

here's an early birthday gift made it after seeing this thread, but then realized I didn't want to wait 2 months to post it.

>>202219
Uh...uh...
>Mein nigras, it's big tyrone here

Bump in hope someone have had any good ideas.
>my brain have sadly forsaken me, and the one last year was so well written my brain has stage fright

>>202219
"Attention, all /mlpol/ posters: Aryanne is in trouble, and she needs your help to kill all the griffons and zebras in Equestria! To do this, she needs some Zyklon B and a couple of MG42s. To help her, all she needs is your credit card, the 3 digits on the back, and the month and date of expiration."

>>204208
>Bump in hope someone have had any good ideas
Not yet.

>>204264
The easiest thing you can do is make pony flavored redpilled infographics. That way, when its banned, it will look silly because of said ponies and its silly enough to remain in the reader's mind.

>>204295
>The easiest thing you can do is make pony flavored redpilled infographics.
It might work.

>>204295
>>204298
I love that idea, but we should dress it up so it sounds like something from the show rather than a simple word substitution. That way it sounds relatively innocent or ridiculous but the more clever viewers will pick up on it and get a sensible chuckle.

>>204262
>kill
Too spicy.
>credit card scam
Ironic how that originated in a low-tech format from a Jewish comedian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OGy3Kh7yM

>>202219
How much is it to cost him to say what we want him to say?

>>204440
Don't worry about that for now. Keep the ideas coming!

No donations accepted?

Com'on, let's get a script going! What pictures should we use and do we have any music?

>>206217
should we reference "gamers"? It might be a dead meme at this point.

How about just doing the origin story?
>problematic, toxic
>needs to go
>can't just delete, they'd each flood all over our home
>they need to leave
>we have them locked down, one can't post OC, the other is force-fed BBC
>it isn't enough
>they're opposites, each isolated, but when brought together, they'll destroy eachother.
>OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE CREATED
>queue Preußens Gloria & cute poners

>>206260
"Gamers rise up" is a dead meme, but we could do something creative with it and make something new.

>origin story
Considering that Pete is a vocal critic of censorship, that is a capital idea. We should emphasis our site as a place where "cuteness and edginess can live side by side" or something like that.
Also, while he's talking about the "locked down" part he could show two images, Anonfilly as the symbol of OC (in particular that picture labeled as a "hate symbol" in Sweden with the prohibition sign superimposed) and the logo of the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation).

I nominate Silver Star the animated series as MLPOLs entry for this year. In this style.

>>206638
That would actually be really cool! Thanks, bro.

Here's a rough draft. Got ideas for improvements?

>Attention all /pol/acks and bronies: your continued existence hinges on each other. It is no longer enough to subsist on your own corners of the internet. To avoid eventual strangulation from censorship you must do the impossible and team up with the power of friendship and weaponized autism.

>To this end I declare a solution which exists. My Little Politics is now embarking on its third year after an unlikely fusion from an April Fool’s joke gone wrong (gone violent) (gone sexual)(in the hood). Up to that day in 2017, /mlp/ was becoming increasingly restrictive in what OC anons could post while /pol/ was force-fed the BBC by unrepentant shills. However, their fusion quickly grew to eternal friendship as /mlp/ returned to a spirit of freedom while technicolor ponies cast out Reddit from /pol/’s midst. [Preußens Gloria] Now an off-site platform, /mlpol/ has provided a haven for unrestricted debate as well as a venue for the finest horse show in the world. The combination of both serves to drive away shills who derail discussion and the usual sort of soyboys who sully the fandoms of even wholesome shows, enabling a glimpse of how 4Chan was in its heyday.

>So if you dare come to /mlpol/ and banish the blackpill as you discover the magic of friendship! Say no to bots and glow-in-the-dark alphabet agencies and yes to Rainbow Dash and John Elway. Know that the Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is the Denver Broncos.

>And let it be known that Applejack is the purest 2D waifu and must be saved from amateur writing hacks who want to drag her character through the mud. We will not stand for that. The fandom lives!

>>206983
God's work anon. Suggested revision [changes in brackets]:
>Attention all /pol/acks and [horsefuckers]: your continued existence hinges on each other. It is no longer enough to subsist on your own corners of the internet. To avoid eventual strangulation from censorship [and the designs of gookmoot] you must do the impossible and team up with the power of friendship and weaponized autism.

>To this end I declare a solution which exists. My Little Politics is now embarking on its third year after an unlikely fusion from an April Fool’s joke gone wrong (gone violent) (gone sexual) (in the hood) [(praise Football)]. Up to that day in 2017, /mlp/ was becoming [a wasteland from banned] OC anons could post [at the whim of jannies and mods] while /pol/ was force-fed the BBC by unrepentant shills [and tireless bots]. However, their fusion quickly grew [in]to eternal friendship as /mlp/ [was revived with] a spirit of freedom[under the vigilant autism of /pol/,] while technicolor ponies cast out Reddit [and shareblue] from /pol/’s midst. [Preußens Gloria]
>Now an off-site platform, /mlpol/ has provided a haven for unrestricted debate as well as a venue for the finest horse show in the world. The combination of both serves to drive away [any] who derail discussion and the usual sort of soyboys who [would] sully the fandoms of [the] wholesome[st of] shows, enabling a glimpse of how 4Chan was in its heyday.

>So come to /mlpol/ and [there] banish the blackpill as you discover the magic of friendship! Say no to bots and glow-in-the-dark alphabet agencies and yes to Rainbow Dash and John Elway. Know that the Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is the Denver Broncos. [Praise Football, Praise American]

>And let it [also] be known that Applejack is the purest 2D waifu and must be saved from amateur writing hacks who want to drag her character through the mud. We will not stand for that. The fandom lives!

(I don't know about the last paragraph, but I can't think of how to modify it off hand)

>>206996
Some mention to NatSoc philosophy would be welcomed.

>>206997
Take it away anon!

>>206996
Voiceover Pete doesn't like swearing, so I'd make it "Horsefriends" or something.
>>206997
>We must secure the existence of our friendships and a board for cute ponies. Nuking Griffonstone does not violate the NAP!

>>207000
Nice digits
REEEEEE, I'm not OP, I was just offering a modification of the suggested rough-draft!

>>207001
And I offered a modification of your modification.

>Attention all /pol/acks and horsefriends: your continued existence hinges on each other. It is no longer enough to subsist on your own corners of the internet. To escape eventual strangulation from censorship and the nefarious designs of gookmoot you must do the impossible and team up with the power of friendship and weaponized autism.

>To this end I declare a solution which exists. My Little Politics is now embarking on its third year after an unlikely fusion from an April Fool’s joke gone wrong (gone violent) (gone sexual) (in the hood) (praise Football). Up to that day in 2017, /mlp/ was becoming a wasteland from the arbitrary diktats of janitors and mods [picture of Anonfilly with the prohibition sign] while /pol/ was force-fed the BBC [alongside picture of BBC logo] by unrepentant shills and tireless bots. However, their fusion quickly grew into eternal friendship as /mlp/ was revived with a spirit of freedom under the vigilant autism of /pol/, while technicolor ponies cast out Reddit and Shareblue from /pol/’s midst. [Preußens Gloria plays as the /mlpol/ aquila is shown]

>Now an off-site platform, /mlpol/ has provided a haven for unrestricted debate as well as a venue for the finest horse show in the world. The combination of both serves to drive away any who derail discussion and the usual sort of soyboys who would sully the fandoms of the wholesomest of shows, enabling a glimpse of how 4Chan was in its heyday.

>So come to /mlpol/ and there banish the blackpill as you discover the magic of friendship! Say no to bots and glow-in-the-dark alphabet agencies and yes to Rainbow Dash and John Elway. We must secure the existence of our friendships and a board for cute ponies. Nuking Griffonstone does not violate the NAP! Know that the Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is the Denver Broncos. Praise Football, Praise American!

>And let it also be known that Applejack is the purest 2D waifu and must be saved from amateur writing hacks who want to drag her character through the mud. We will not stand for that. The fandom lives!

I already like it much more, though we need to keep revising and polishing it. The monologue is a bit stilted and takes too long to get the point. If you compare it to the first anniversary video, that was shorter but was densely packed with memes and ponywhistles.

Also, besides the script we need to work on several things, including the background picture/greenscreen, foreground pictures, music and special gimmicks if any. I'll watch more VOP videos tomorrow to see tends to work.

Also, for comparison here is the script that was used for the Big Man Tyrone video:

>[Bright smile] “Hi there subscribers, viewers, internet friends, cheeky scrubs, and fellow Kekistanis! Big Man Tyrone here, to wish you a Happy Easter and make an important announcement! Today marks the one-year anniversary of ‘My Little Politics,’ the most autistic image board on the web. One year ago on April first, the 4Chan boards /pol/ and /mlp/ were merged [here, clasp your hands briefly] into a union that banished all the shills and bots to whence they came! 4Chan was lulled for several days as two brands of autism found common bonds and merged into something greater. This has been kept alive up to now as an independent board.

>[Inquisitive and point toward camera] “Are you glum from being blackpilled about this depressing world? Are you tired of your favorite shows being ruined by social justice warriors? Are you an outcast for your political leanings or your choice of media and just want to hang out with people of similar interests? /MLPOL/ [pronounced M-L-Pol] is the haven for you! Combine the magic of friendship with the discussion of classic /pol/ and you get paradise! My Little Pony is, after all, the most based and wholesome of cartoons.

>“So come hang out with Aryanne, Leslie Faire, Epona, and all the rest! [Authoritative tone] We shall march beneath the alicorns’ wings and crush the shills beneath the jackboot of friendship. Anonfilly did nothing wrong! The griffons will not replace us! Save the Apple Horse! [short laugh if you’d like]

>[wave] “Ciao!”

As you can see, body language instruction and clarification of important details is key to a good script.

>>207000
Checked

>>202413
Hell yeah I like this.

>>202413
>>207203
Any idea for how to include it? As much as I love it, it may be a bit too spicy when we'll be dropping hints already. Of course, if there's enough demand I'll ask Pete to include it but I doubt he'll accept.

Another year almost.
I am stoked you poners are doing well.
I believe you will get an influx of traffic
To this board because of the high level of wonderful posts made by loving and caring mlponons.
>and of course 4chan is dead.again.maybe.
Any who
White Jesus the Jew Killer loves his pony FRENZ!

love,
theraddness.

(thanks raddness, you a good boi)

I like this revision. I believe that the "classical music" in the beginning should be Evening Star's Equestria Anthem [instrumental]; an alternative is "For a United Equestria" by Carbon Maestro. I'll of course contact the composers for permission first. Which is better or should I go with a different option?

I still need to insert gestures and directions and I'll try to put the order in by this weekend. Lemme know what you think.

[Classical music in the background while Ponyville is in the background]>Attention all /pol/acks and horselovers: your survival depends on friendship. Being isolated leaves you open to strangulation from censorship and the nefarious designs of gookmoot. Therefore you must team up and combine your powers of weaponized autism.

>The way forward is obvious and already exists. My Little Politics is the unearthly combination resulting from a 2017 April Fool's prank gone wrong (gone violent) (gone sexual) (in the hood) (praise Football). On that fateful day two years ago, /mlp/ was liberated from the arbitrary diktats of mods and janitors picture of Anonfilly with the prohibition sign] while /pol/ no longer had to worry about unrepentant shills and tireless bots pushing the BBC alongside picture of BBC logo. Despite initial misgivings, an unlikely friendship grew as the freedom of old 4Chan returned without the blight of Reddit or Shareblue. [Preußens Gloria plays as the /mlpol/ aquila is shown

>/mlpol/ has endured as an offsite platform where the rights to ponies and free discussion will not be infringed. The merger of both drives away both hostile agents and soyboys who sully the fandoms of the wholesomest of shows, keeping the site fun. "fun allowed" Pinkie meme

>Banish the blackpill and discover the magic of friendship by coming to /mlpol/, but be warned, you're here forever. You'll learn about how nuking Griffonstone does not violate the NAP and how we must secure the existence of our friendships and a board for cute ponies. Our community will save the animation industry from amateur writing hacks who want to destroy quality shows and the purest 2D waifus and in the process help save Western civilization. We are a fandom of peace!

>Say goodbye to bots and glow-in-the-dark alphabet agencies and say hello to Rainbow Dash and John Elway. Know that the Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is the Denver Broncos. Praise Football, Praise American![salute]

>>207276
Love you too theraddness

>>207574
Both instrumentals work nicely. I am not sure what is best "For a United Equestria" feels fresher because I haven't listen to that one as much as Evening Star's Equestria Anthem. But they both have their strengths (crescendos) throughout the text, so it is a had choice.

>>207574
I personally prefer "For a United Equestria" but both are nice.
There are some slight changes I'd like to suggest for the script, like changing "gookmoot" to something a little more... uh... subtle and changing the spelling of NAP to N.A.P or adding a note in the script to make sure he knows how to pronounce it, also maybe put one or two pictures in the last two paragraphs.

>[“For a United Equestria” plays while Ponyville is in the background. Pete does his signature opening]Attention all /pol/acks and horselovers: your survival depends on friendship. [Hold his hands apart]Being isolated leaves you open to strangulation from censorship and the nefarious designs of Numoot [pronounced “new Moot”]. [He clasps his hands together above him Kruschev-style]Therefore you must team up and combine your powers of weaponized autism.

>[Point towards camera. A picture of /mlpol/ logo is displayed in upper left corner]The way forward is obvious and already exists. My Little Politics is the unearthly combination resulting from a 2017 April Fool's prank gone wrong (gone violent) (gone sexual) (in the hood) (praise Football)[each of these parenthetical asides are read aloud with playful emphasis; for that last one point arms and head up in mock praise. /mlpol/ logo fades out]. [Explanation mode, body language as appropriate] On that fateful day two years ago, /mlp/ was liberated from the arbitrary diktats of mods and janitors [picture of Anonfilly appears in upper left corner with a prohibition sign converging on it with a “jail door slam” sound] while /pol/ no longer had to worry about unrepentant shills and tireless bots pushing the BBC [BBC logo in upper right corner]. Despite initial misgivings, an unlikely friendship grew as the freedom of old 4Chan returned without the blight of Reddit or Shareblue. [brief pause as the two pictures fade out, music switches to Preußens Gloria and the /mlpol/ aquila fades in above head]

>/mlpol/ has endured as an offsite platform where the rights to ponies and free discussion will not be infringed. The merger of both drives away both hostile agents and soyboys who sully the fandoms of the wholesomest of shows, keeping the site fun. [“fun allowed" Pinkie meme displayed on right side]

>Banish the blackpill and discover the magic of friendship by coming to /mlpol/, but be warned, you're here forever.[“Do it for her” meme slides in to be left of Pete from left side] You'll learn about how nuking Griffonstone does not violate the N.A.P. and how we must secure the existence of our friendships and a board for cute ponies. [power fist gesture and previous memes fade]Our community will save the animation industry from amateur writing hacks who want to destroy quality shows and the purest 2D waifus [ponies will appear in a rainbow-like arc at the top around Pete: in order of location from left to right: Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie; in order of appearance {separated only by about half a second} AJ, TS, RT, RD, PP, FS] and in the process help save Western civilization. [voice raised]We are a fandom of peace![fin]

Let me know how this is. If it's fine then I'll order the video tomorrow.

>>207862
More pics which I'll use. Should I ask each individual artist for permission beforehand like an autist?

Embarrassingly, I don't have any pictures of the /mlpol/ logo without a swastika. Does someone have a version that won't get Pete's channel shoah'd?
Also, this is the gesture I'm referring to. I thought Krushchev did it but apparently it was Reagan.
This is the "Do It For Her" version I was considering.
Also, Twilight's and Rarity's pictures looked off, so these will be better.

>>207874
>I don't have any pictures of the /mlpol/ logo without a swastika
Does this Leslie version work? If it doesn't I can try making one with AJ, Anon Filly, or a pony of your choice later today.

>>207879
I have it and I was debating using her but I felt Aryanne was more appropriate because she's our main mascot. She may be too spicy though.

Also, Tyrone is selling $10 30-word videos this weekend.
Worth a meme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKtWK1lHtaQ

>>207874
Stolen off of the official store

>>207874
I didn't have one without cutiemark, so posting some other images.

2nd pic is just higher resolution, other wise its the original.

>>207898
Nice, that's what I was looking for! Is there a version that is higher resolution?

>>207934
I think there is an original out there in high res vector but I could not find it, and I might remember wrong.
>my little attempt to edit the image

>>207885
In case you want them, I made these AJ and Anonfilly /mlpol/ logos. But if you want to use the Aryanne version that's cool.

Now we wait.

I need help

>>208062
What do you need?

It's all paid for, the video cost 300 bucks.

Please unpin this thread now.

(based videoanon, it is done)

>>209037
That's a lot of money for the video. Godspeed

>>209310
>That's a lot of money for the video.
Not in America.

I feel retarded for not actually checking before, but Voiceover Pete no longer uploads any promotional videos on his channel for "legal reasons." It was extremely naive given that if he uploaded videos upon purchase his channel would be even more clustered than BMT's. Considering that the whole purpose was for publicity, that puts us in a bit of a hitch.

>inb4 he Jewed me
1)I should have been more perceptive and 2) it's clear that it's out of his control; if he wanted more money for an upload he would have asked for it, but if he's stopped by legality there's nothing he can do. I am glad, however, that he agreed to act autistically on camera at all, and we did get a smashing good video out of it. Given a certain event in the last 24 hours, I'm glad I commissioned the video early as he may not want to be associated with anything /pol/-related right about now; if I had somehow got him to put it on his upload schedule previously I would now expect him to want to cancel the order for publicity reasons.

Anyway, that's half the project done with and there's just the matter of spreading it. Here's the final product for you to use as you wish:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/18iX4aE7XTii6NZ8Orrh4gZTcZJESFUSX/view

>>211176
First the Christchurch happening and now you release this

Please based vidanon, my dick can only get so erect!

But shame on not being able to get an upload to his channel but still we can spread this to the masses

PRAISE FOOTBALL!

>>211176
Beautiful. The tear in the eye at the end tied it all together.

>>211176
the video wont play for me.

>>211176
First the greatest happening in the past few months, and now this. All in one day? I think Im dreaming

Thanks alot, anon.

>>211176
I suggest making a new thread with the video and perhaps request a sticky along with it.