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No.162877
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.

>I don't like this thread because of reasons.

You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>159154 →
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No.162883
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Anonfilly a QT
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No.162888
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Let's not forget this legendary roll at the end of last thread:
In a world where things can be literally transmogrified, you're unlikely to die due to the wonders of modern magic. Instead, you'll be disgraced and shamed as you won't even be given a lollipop for your injuries.
1d100[ 1d100 = 100 ]
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No.162898
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>>162877 (checked)
The Synthetic Ascension Path is the worst of the three Ascension Paths. Psionic all the way.

>>162888 (checked)
Why can't RNGesus just let us have the cathartic release of death? ;_;
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No.162909
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>>162888
full 100 and trips
jesus rngesus, what the fuck are you on
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No.162910
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>>162888
>Perfect score
>Trips
Suicidefags on suicide watch, literally
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No.162911
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>>162909
To think I wasted trips on someone else's roll. Feelsbadman.
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No.162917
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>>162888
Is this a real roll though? With all those spaces it looks sort of like it was just typed in
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No.162918
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>>162917
He didn't link the post he's talking about: >>162856 →
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No.162926
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QT
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No.162927
>>162926
The rare tailless filly
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No.162928
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Filly is a troublemaker.
What do you all think of these? Trying to do one a night for practice.
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No.162932
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Spoilered
>>162928
i think you need to use a reference more often
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No.162933
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>>162932
Thanks mate. I normally do, any specific issues?
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No.162937
>>162933
It's looks like you using a random shape every time you draw a torso
Just use circles. It helps a lot to keep proportions of the body right
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No.162959
162964 162973
do the filly.gif
Reading all the green inside the thread
But Twilight keeps telling me to go to bed
Frustration is getting bigger
>rape >rape >rape
Pull my Filly Trigger
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No.162963
162968 162971
>>162898
>Psionic
>Not going Genetic and engineering your fillies for fertility
I'm afraid you're as rubbish as the robofags, my man.
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No.162964
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>>162959
kek, good shit anon
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No.162965
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>>162964
whoops, forgot i was posting that pic
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No.162966
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>>162964
>>162965
>filly's face when she realizes she forgot to remove the pic from her post
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No.162967
>>162966
n-no U!
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No.162968
162971
>>162963
>not enlightening the mind and searching the Shroud for the filly goddess, offering your service to her in exchange for turning your entire star-empire into fillies
It's almost like you're not even trying.
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No.162971
163092
>>162898
>>162963
>>162968
lmao is just pic I had lying around
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No.162973
>>162959
Nice
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No.162975
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All right AllNighter, I'm a bit confused about this one
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No.162976
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>>162928
Do you have some sort of hand tremor? It looks like you draw with really shaky hands.
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No.162977
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>>162976
Not that I've noticed, no. I don't draw on a surface, just a sketchbook in my lap.
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No.162980
162984 163013
>>162977
Probably should get a more stable surface to draw on
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No.162982
162984 163013
>>162977
fuck, man. use a stable surface.
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No.162984
>>162980
>>162982
Alright.
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No.162985
162986 163005 163013
When drawing, remember that the tail is an extension of the spine. It's easy to fall into the trap of making it look like it's exploding out of the character's ass.
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No.162986
163005
>>162985
>Exploding out of the character's ass
In the case of the show, it actually is.
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No.163003
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Mare chest fluff are justice.
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No.163004
>>163003
damn it, i want to touch the filly's fluff like this
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No.163005
>>162985
This is a good tip

>>162986
That's true though, kek

>>163003
Huff the fluff responsibly
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No.163012
163014 163045 163060 163065 163107 163119 163716 163719
Please don't hate me.
>>162642 →
"I wouldn't get comfy just yet, something is off about that stallion. I mean I've already almost been raped on-"
>Twilight glares at nothing in particular.
>"Who's the fucker? I'll blow their brains out on the grass."
"That's beside the point right now, I'll tell you later. The point is that I don't trust this stallion farther than I can throw him. I'm not keen on you getting raped either, please just teleport us out of here…"
>"Me? Raped? I'm the most powerful mage-"
"Who just lost a duel to a golem."
>"I was unprepare-"
"And right now you're fucking wasted. Hell, I don't even think you should teleport us in the state you're in. Why don't be just sneak out the back and take the most direct route to the train station?"
>"I…"
>Looking up at Twilight, you can see the pain and conflict in her eyes.
>"I- I guess you're right."
"Alright, I think I remember the-"
>"Please, let me fly…"
>Though you personally think it's a terrible idea to let her fly, it would likely only hurt her further to deny her the pleasure.
>Not to mention you weren't entirely trusting of your own sense of navigation.
"Alright, take us up Captain Sparkle."
>She laughs a bit and wraps you in a hug.
>"Oh Spi-"
>She catches herself.
>"Let's go."
>You say nothing else as you follow her up the fire escape to the roof.
>Hopping on her back, you can see her stumble a bit as she spreads her wings.
>Nothing keeps you from falling this time, so you simply wrap your legs around her barrel as hard as you can and pray a change in the breeze doesn't knock you off.
>She flips once, clearly not intentional by the cursing she produces.
>You cling on for dear life, praying to whatever divine entity might watch over this world.
>Finally, Twilight skids to a stop just outside the train station.
>The locomotive you planned to board is just beginning to turn its wheels and you have to give Twilight a small kick to get her attention back on the issue at hand.
>Banging wildly on the door eventually yields a disheveled mare with so much soot on her you have no idea what her cutie mark could be.
>"I-It's okay! T-twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and plus one!"
>"Why the fuck not."
>The mare does little besides tend the engine behind the partition for most of the ride, only emerging when you can see Ponyville in the distance to begin stopping the train.
>You arrive at the station, exiting quickly so as to cross the tracks to the platform.
>Once you're back at the castle, Twilight asks for you to retrieve a small green vial from one of her laboratories.
>Downing the whole thing in a single go, she collapses.
>"Please tell me we're still on top of that mountain."
"Nope."
>"Fill me in."
"We were likely almost raped."
>"Ugh… please don't let me drink that much again, sweetie…"
"Yeah, I wasn't planning on it."
>"Okay, first order of business-"
>You materialize in your bedroom.
>"-You should be resting like you said you would be."
>As you climb into bed, you feel a calming aura wash over you.
"T-twilight? What was that?"
>"I need to head to the store."
"Okay…"
>"Here, give me a second first."
>She lifts up her tail and presses her ass to your forehead.
"Wha-what the hell was that?"
>"Gotta recharge the rune, Anon."
>She gives you a sly grin.
"Just go…"
>With another flash, she does.
>It's honestly pretty boring.
>You read.
>You attempt to draw on the back of your homework.
>You erase your humiliating attempts.
>You use the restroom.
>Eventually, you fall asleep.
>…
>"I suspect you'll be paying more attention in the future."
"If you weren't so fucking cryptic one of my friends would still be alive."
>"And I'm sorry that you couldn't understand. Do you have any idea how much it would hurt to know everything that will ever happen? I don't, all I get are these little snippets. More often than not, I don't see the full picture myself until its already happened."
"Fine. What's your bullshit clue this time?"
>"Hymenoptera cancels."
>You blink and you're back in your bed.
>Twilight stands at the doorway.
>"So, one of the nurses advised me to do a bioscan on you to see if anything was awry, and sure enough…"
>Twilight takes out a small chart and points to what you know to be the bladder.
>"I'm getting heavy readings for damage in this area, and based on how easily you let loose on that cloud a while back something clearly has to be done."
>Twilight produces a small papery garment you know from your short career in babysitting back on earth.
>"You only have to wear them at night."
>Input action.
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No.163013
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>>162932
>>162985
>>162982
>>162980
Alright, poner drawn on a stable surface with lots and lots of circles. Also spine tail I think.
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No.163014
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>>163012
is there literally no other ways to do this? I know you wanted me to forget about all the time I spent as a human, but at least spare me my dignity and find some magicky way to fix it.
[ 1d100 = 91 ]
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No.163045
>>163012
Can't I grow up faster and escape all the embarrassing parts of childhood?
[ 1d100 = 76 ]
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No.163060
163797
>>163012
Well. At least this means no more wet sheets.
[ 1d100 = 90 ]
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No.163065
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>>163012
But what are we gonna do about all the food i keep vomiting up? My stomach just can't handle solids. [ 1d100 = 68 ]

>>163003
Exellent
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No.163073
>>163013
Tail position looks good. Another thing with the spine is that it also connects smoothly into the neck. From that angle, I don't think the back should have a hump near the neck.

Lightly drawing the spine when sketching can help.
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No.163077
>>162975
I probably added by accident from another thread.

It’s and Mode control panel for an aircraft. Likely an A320.
What’s the file name?
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No.163092
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>>162971
Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh…
Let us have our Stellaris sperging.
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No.163105
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>>163092
I want to be the filly in a sci-fi future
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No.163106
>>163105
Drawfriends, please make this happen?
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No.163107
>>163012
Reee, I'm not a babby fag! [ 1d100 = 84 ]
Sorry Nore, it's for the memes. ^:)
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No.163119
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Rolled 100
>>163012
Kick the hoof to send the thing as far away as possible then REEE at her face
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No.163125
>>163119
>Right to the moon
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No.163130
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>>163119
Nice roll
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No.163145
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>>163119
Goddamn, Filly.

Praise her.
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No.163147
>>163119
Well shit.
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No.163151
>>163119
Kek. Filly throws a tantrum.
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No.163152
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>>163119
Deus Vult
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asdfgh
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No.163170
>>163159
Cute 30yo virgin filly
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No.163172
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Spoilered
Which one of you made this shit?
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>>163172
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>>163180
oh my god, im too high to change that shit, enjoy the extra (You) i guess
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No.163183
>>163172
Not me
Hypnosis isn't my thing

>>163182
Kek
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No.163184
>>163179
>>163180
Smart filly.
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No.163195
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>You wake up.
>Everything is pitch black.
>You feel something wet beneath you…
>Did you piss yourself?
>You stick a hand in it.
>No…
>Not a hand.
>You've always had hooves, right?
>Bringing a hoof up to your face, you take a whiff.
>Nope, that's not piss.
>Smells like copper.
>You shakily get to your feet.
>-hooves.
>You've always had hooves.
>Your tail brushes against the puddle of coppery fluid.
>There's also something wet on your head.
>You would take a look at it but there are no mirrors.
>As you feel around in the dark you bump into something soft and cold.
>You know this something.
>You reach into the satchel on its barrel, producing your pinlight.
>You nearly jump for glee when it illuminates the ground in front of you.
>You halt yourself though, can't alert.
>Plus you need to look over this lovely pony.
>Ah yes, a proper mirror.
>This one may be stained with more hurt, but she'll do just fine.
>Taking the satchel from your back and putting it on your own back, you produce your trusty crowbar and hold it between your teeth.
>Your feelings are bubbling inside, but you manage to keep them corked.
>Can't show weakness.
>That was your last mistake too.
>Your satchel is still regrettably lacking food.
>You'll have to hunt for some soon.
>Meat doesn't taste right, but it keeps you up and running.
>And the last ladder…
>You don't think about the last ladder.
>The last ladder bubbles over.
>You think there's a rat infestation to the north.
>A construct to the south.
>A skydot to the east.
>And a behemoth to the west.
>It is decide time.
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No.163198
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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.
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No.163202
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>>163198
I wish to pee in Anon's mouth.
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No.163207
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Filly receives a birthday gift.
Repost because I'm slow retarded and didn't know we had a new thread. >inb4 fucked spoiler
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No.163209
>>163207
Yes this is place to be friend
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No.163213
>>163159
Shes about to put together the Fillyship of the Ring
>>163207
>It's not even her birthday, filly just likes this roleplay scenario
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No.163215
>>163172
A god.
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No.163216
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>>163202
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No.163217
163218
>>163172
All these tailless fillies popping up
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No.163218
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>>163217
The tail is in the diaper.
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No.163219
>>163218
>Not leaving a tail hole
Oh god
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No.163222
163228
>>163119
God dammit, anon
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No.163228
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>>163222
Well shit. Do I trust trips or the highest roll?
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No.163229
>>163228
Highest roll, trips have done nothing but complain and advocate for stupid ideas recently.
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No.163233
163234
>>163228
Gets are not hard to get on this site.
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No.163234
>>163233
Dubs confirm
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No.163250
163251
I'm going to sleep, content wouldn't come out well tonight anyways.
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No.163251
>>163250
night!
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No.163252
>>163228
Go with the high roll
but do another post following the other option if you feel like it
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No.163253
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Okies, I guess it's time for a recap.

Pastebin part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ

>Be Anon Filly.

>One of seven (and counting) humans who got turned into fillies and sent to Equestria.
>Five of those fillies (Twilight Sparkle, Lyra Heartstrings, Blossomforth, Daring Do, and Coco Pommel) are supposed to team up with you at some point to stop the other one (Fizzlepop Berrytwist) from taking over Equestria with changelings and turning it into a communist hellhole.
>But really, that's future you's problem.
>Right now, you're stuck in a time loop.
>Every evening at close to 6 PM, you warp back in time to the beginning of the day, when Twilight informs you that she needs to stop drinking when she has work the next day.
>Really, she says the exact same words, every time, and you blew your lid at her this morning because you were getting sick of it all.
>You also jumped out a window while dabbing and probably broke some bones.
>You are in excruciating pain.
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No.163256
>>163195
Hm, not too sure what's going on yet, but color me interested…
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No.163265
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>>162877
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlpol/ or you yourself fuck an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures
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No.163268
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>>163265
Y-you too…
I couldn't find an appropriate picture before I lost interest in looking, so here's a random one off my computer.
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No.163269
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>>163265
(you)
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No.163270
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>>163268
that image is more than a bit spooky, why do you have it?
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No.163276
163290 163351
>>163268
So uh, would you lock the filly in there?
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No.163290
>>163276
Matters how deep the tunnel goes. Wouldn't want her to escape.
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No.163311
163325 163327
>>163195
North!
[ 1d100 = 2 ]
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No.163325
163327
>>163311
Hard to get a roll poorer than that, heh. Time to go south instead. [ 1d100 = 93 ]
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No.163327
>>163325
>>163311
M-MASAKA!!??
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No.163347
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>>163265
pic related
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No.163351
>>163270
Because I took it…

>>163276
It's kind of hard to lock a filly in an abandoned nuclear missile silo, anon…
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No.163352
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No.163354
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>>163352
2nd filly is maximum qt
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No.163355
163356
>>163354
>"No I'm not!"
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No.163356
>>163355
>"Yuh huh!"
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No.163357
>>163352
QT overload
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No.163428
>>163352
youre a great drawfag. I thank you.
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No.163429
>>163352
Christ I love your fillies.
And I want to love them, very sensually~
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No.163459
163465
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Christ, everything looks wrong… I don't know how to draw pony heads…
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No.163465
>>163459
Right one's chin is weak and the neck is angled too far back, left one's fine but the neck is angled too far back.
Everything else is great.
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No.163483
163485 163490
Hmm…

http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32749080
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No.163485
>>163483
Rip filly
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No.163486
163487 163488 163489 163491 163546
Will draw diaper anonfilly for (you)s.
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No.163487
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>>163486
>pic related
now do eeet
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No.163488
>>163486
(You)
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No.163489
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>>163486
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No.163490
163492
>>163483
There's also https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32742530
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>>163486
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No.163492
163495
>>163490
die in fire
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No.163495
163496
>>163492
I for one think that we need some loving Filly x Colt lewds with Impregnation
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No.163496
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>>163495
I second this notion
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No.163497
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You're in a hospital… or a clinic. You're not quite sure. The past hour or so has been rather blurry. You were never really sure if Ponyville had a proper hospital or if injured ponies had to be transferred somewhere else, but nonetheless, you're hooked up to an IV and being pumped full of painkillers. Or at least you're assuming they're painkillers, because you can't really feel your forelegs, which are most certainly not the color you think they should be.

A nurse walks into the room. Sadly, she isn't Aryanne, but she is at least rather cute. You would consider smacking her fine plot with your hooves, were it not for the fact that you can't move them very well, and moreover, you wouldn't be able to feel it. So much for this loop being fun.

<"Oh good, you're awake. How are you feeling right now?"

>"I'm not feeling anything right now."


<"Well, that would be the painkillers you're on. They're going to be keeping you here for a couple of days while the regeneration spells take effect. You know, you're actually kind of lucky. Were you alive just 50 years ago, these drugs wouldn't have been invented yet, and you'd be in extreme agony while the magic tries to heal you. You'd live for sure, but it wouldn't be fun."

>"I take it there's no such thing as a magical painkiller? Maybe something that doesn't make your memory as fuzzy?"


<"None that I know of. But who knows what the future will hold?"

>"So what happened anyways?"


<"You fell out of a window and fractured some of your leg bones. They should be back to normal in a few days."

>"Why does my leg look so funny?"


<"Internal bleeding. That's what the magic is for. Had your mother not gotten you here sooner, you could have had some complications from that."

>"Well, I guess I'm stuck here for a while then. Got any lollipops?"


<"Sorry, fresh out. Not that you'd be able to taste them anyways."
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No.163498
163500 163506 163528 163529
>>163497
Well, it's clear we're not getting out of this until time resets. Deny all visitors and do our best to sleep until we wake up again this morning.
[ 1d100 = 6 ]
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No.163499
163500
>>163497
Can't feel anything, huh?
Try crawling out of bed and going to school, you're a filly, you need your horsemucations!
[ 1d100 = 66 ]
Anonymous
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No.163500
163501
>>163499
That's isn't going to persist for long, dumbass. We've got an IV in us for a reason.
>>163498
Boosting.
[ 1d100 = 84 ]
Anonymous
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No.163501
163503 163506
>>163500
So what? And sleeping in for the whole fuckin' fun? Screw you, we're already in this whole, might as well go deeper instead of shitting around in the same spot.
Anonymous
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No.163503
>>163501
Rolling for this
[ 1d100 = 30 ]
Anonymous
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No.163506
163507
>>163501
We get at most one update a day. I just want to be done with this loop shit and make some actual progress for the first time in like a month tbh.
>>163498
Extra boosting. [ 1d100 = 83 ]
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No.163507
>>163506
Heh, your boost was a slight downgrade
Anonymous
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No.163510
>>163497
"You know, there's a reason they put horses down back home when they break their legs. 'Cause this sucks all the ass." [ 1d100 = 87 ]
Anonymous
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No.163511
163512 163513
Spoilered

Anonymous
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No.163512
>>163511
Oh yeah, context is here:
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32749080#p32749507
Anonymous
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No.163513
163515
>>163511
It's Zala, so filly is safe…for now.
Anonymous
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No.163515
163518
>>163513
Literally who?
Anonymous
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No.163518
163520
zala.png
>>163515
Zala is a zebra OC that developed in response to some zebra-detractor art.
Anonymous
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No.163520
163521 163609
1474682041690.png
>>163518
So the answer to race mixing fetishists is to give them race mixing images?
Anonymous
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No.163521
163522
>>163520
I wonder how would pony x zigger offspring look like.
Anonymous
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No.163522
163609
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>163521
I think it matters on the horse.
Anonymous
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No.163523
>>163497
Lean back and enjoy the high, maybe try to sing some Tool [ 1d100 = 26 ]
Anonymous
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No.163528
>>163497
>>163498
This, next loop you won't repeat the same mistakes and you'll accuse that annoying blue colt of >rape.
[ 1d100 = 77 ]
Anonymous
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No.163529
>>163498
Boosting. [ 1d100 = 46 ]
"I don't really want any visitors today…"
Anonymous
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No.163546
You Currency.jpg
>>163486
Do it.
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No.163577
1529974637605.png

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No.163609
163634
>>163520
Basically. It's still degenerate, but because it's pony-on-zebra rather than zebra-on-pony, and because this particular zeeb seems to want to be a pony, it's considered just a tiny bit less degenerate than your typical STRIPED trash.

>>163522
I heard once that zebra-equine hybrids were infertile. Can anyone confirm?
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No.163634
163640
>>163609
Yes, any hybrid between a zebra and a horse, a donkey and a horse, or a zebra and a donkey virtually always ends up sterile
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No.163640
163643
>>163634
Once in a blue moon, a mule foals.
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No.163643
163665
>>163640
I remember reading about an interesting case of a fertile female mule bearing two foals. One of them, a female, was sired by a donkey and ended up sterile. The other, a male, was sired by a stallion and was later successfully bred to several mares; neither he nor his offspring ever showed any donkey characteristics
Anonymous
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No.163665
>>163643
weird tbh
Anonymous
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No.163696
163697
>the anon fillies were horrible, foul mouthed creatures
>it wasn't so bad at first when there were just a few of them but soon there were so many of them that twilight had to make an orphanage just for them.
>Of course no one ever adopted the fillies and they never aged so the orphanage quickly became over crowded
>the fillies eventually formed their own ghetto outside of ponyville
>crime is rampant along with, alcohol abuse and nonconsentual cuddles
>The royal guard have given up on policing fillytown and the fillies must now police themselves
Anonymous
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No.163697
163701
>>163696
this better become some national capitalist stuff
Anonymous
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No.163701
>>163697
>the /mlpol/ fillies form gangs along political ideology.
Anonymous
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No.163709
163710 163712 163757
anonfilly being happy agai….png

Anonymous
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No.163710
>>163709
Adorable happy fillu
Anonymous
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No.163712
>>163709
goddamn it i love your fillies they're so cute aaaaaaaa
Anonymous
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No.163715
163738 163799 163801 163819 163820 163956
AnonFilly-SurpriseBoop.png
>>163497

"You know, back where I'm from, they put horses down when they break their legs for a reason. Because this sucks all the ass."

The nurse shrugs.

<"I don't know where you're from, but here in Ponyville, we try and help every one of our patients receive a swift recovery. Now get some rest."

Seeing as you don't have much else to do, you follow the nurse's instructions. Fortunately, getting to sleep isn't too difficult when you're on drugs, and so you find time passes very quickly until you eventually wake up in a familiar bed with your legs, fortunately no longer broken.

. . .

>"Fuck me, remind-"


"Shut up, Twilight."
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No.163716
163717
>>163012
>You get up out of the bed, feeling your energy level build.
>"A-anon? What are you doing?"
"I'm releasing all of the mortal power I've had charged up since you turned me into a filly."
>You feel a glowing ball of energy form between your hooves as you begin to shriek like a madpony.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>"I-it's unreal… how is she generating that much power?!"
>With a swift kick, you punt the diaper Twilight is holding out of her hoof and straight through the roof of the castle.
>You watch as the burning object travels into space and eventually disappears.
>"Well, I guess that's it then. None of that shit for-"
>The sky shakes.
>Twilight teleports the two of you outside as you watch the two halves of the moon enter the atmosphere.
>"Well, I guess this is it."
"I drank your alcohol and then pissed the bed once."
>"That's fair. I was going to rape you tonight after a breatfeeding session."
"Also fair. It's probably a good thing you're dying."
>"No yo-"
>Equestria is obliterated.
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No.163717
163718 163796
>>163716
The End.
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No.163718
>>163717
F
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No.163719
163721 163722 163732 163737 163793 163819 164022
Oekaki.png
Alright, here's the real update.
>>163012
>You push yourself out of bed and walk over to Twilight, slapping the garment out of her hoof.
>Getting up right in her face, you screech as loud as you can.
>Twilight doesn't do anything.
>"Alright, you could've just told me you didn't want it."
>You notice a slight slump to her walk as she carries on out the door.
"Twilight I-"
>A pop and a flash, and she's gone.
>At first you go back to bed.
>You got what you wanted, didn't you?
>You read another chapter of Moon.
>It's fine enough, but it doesn't catch your interest like it usually does.
>You keep thinking of Twilight.
>Sure, things have been rocky.
>Especially in the beginning…
>She's certainly not mentally well, she's unpredictable, and she's dangerous.
>But all of those things aren't exactly negative when you're by her side…
>You've shared some good times.
>Some bad times.
>The extremity of the latter might be a bit overwhelming, but the silver lining is there.
>And you cherish it.
>Cele- God do you cherish it.
>And you're not going to let anything take that away from you.
>Reaching under your bed, you find the still object you're looking for.
>The charge has depleted since, leaving you with a fine powder when you open it.
>Despite how much pain she's brought you, she very clearly just wants a daughter to love and care for.
>And you've fractured her perceptions of you as that loving daughter.
>Picking up the diaper from the floor, you take a bit of effort to dust it off.
>You very much despise this hunk of plastic, paper and whatever the fuck is used to absorb piss in it, but you carry it in your mouth to Twilight's bedroom.
>The door is slightly ajar, and as you approach the force of it slamming makes you jump.
>"What the fuck you you want, Anon?"
"Listen, if you want to do anything to me for how I acted back there, I probably deserve it…"
>"Go. The. Fuck. Away."
"Crack the door, please."
>She groans audibly as the door opens just enough for you to see a puffy red eye.
>"Now will you leave?"
"Look, I know it hasn't been all sunshine and rainbows-"
>"Thanks for reminding me."
"-But I really appreciate what you do for me. You've made a few mistakes, but we all do. Nopony is perfect."
>"What are you getting at?"
"I'm sorry for how I acted back there, you were just trying to help. I'd like a second chance."
>As the door cracks open a bit more, watch a slight smile begin to form on Twilight's face.
>"Alright, but I'm going to have to punish you."
>You close your eyes, waiting for something to be constricted, pulled, pushed or bashed to its limit.
>Instead, you just feel a warm presence envelope you.
>You open your eyes a tiny bit to see Twilight taking the object from your teeth, opening it, and sprinkling a bit of talcum powder on the seat.
>You inwardly groan as she affixes it to your rear, sliding your tail through a small hole in the back and taping the two flaps on either side together.
>She laughs a bit.
>"There. If you act like a fucking foal, I'm going to treat you like one. I'll let you out to use the restroom during the day of course, but if I have to change your fucking sheets you're going to be in a world of hurt."
>She gently sets you down on the floor as she gets up and trots out of her bedroom.
>"Dinner in twenty. You can help if you want to."
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No.163721
>>163719
>Input action
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No.163722
163737
>>163719
immediately regret every decision we've made to bring us to this point
[ 1d100 = 38 ]
Anonymous
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No.163732
>>163719
May as well go out and help with dinner. Spend some time with Twi.
[ 1d100 = 35 ]
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No.163737
163791 163792
1526867427778.png
Rolled 45
>>163719
Really Lone? A perfect roll to not use the diaper and you still put it on the filly? Talk about railroading…
Boost >>163722 then take it off, fuck diapers, we re a big filly and shouldnt let our dignity aside just so Twilight can do whatever
We can go help her after though
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No.163738
163739
Rolled 13
>>163715
Maybe we should ve asked this long ago:
Tell me what you know about time loops Diana
Anonymous
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No.163739
>>163738
>13
Well, alright, maybe we shouldnt, kek
Anonymous
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No.163757
>>163709
This is so adorable!
Anonymous
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No.163791
163797
>>163737
You got exactly the action that you wanted. Other people wanted different outcomes, I accounted for that. While rolls are a nice tool, they aren't my only determining factor. You're playing a character with a mind outside that of the players, and I don't consider what I did railroading due to the fact that, as custom, I do not determine events too close to the point at the story which you are currently at until I receive input.
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No.163792
163797
>>163737
>Wanting to piss off Twi
That won't end well. It was only going to be at night before, now it's more due to the last outburst.

Besides, they will fix waking up in wet sheets.
Anonymous
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No.163793
163795
>>163719
Keep the diapers on and go help Twilight. [ 1d100 = 75 ]
Anonymous
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No.163795
>>163793
punch the next Finn we see in the junk
[ 1d100 = 37 ]
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No.163796
>>163717
Whoa, wait, no rape scene? rood!
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No.163797
>>163791
Fair enough,i suppose the meme-y reply left room for that, even if the motivation was clear
Still from the rolls, the second highest was asking for a magicky fix to be asked instead, and that was completely glossed over >>163014 only after that there was a suggestion for the diaper >>163060
From the 6 rolls, 3 were against(1 for meems) 1 neutral and 2 were for it, though these two were 3rd and last highest rolls so using the excuse of other people wanting it doesnt really stick if you weight those down
Unless you re counting the trips, but like was said before, how harder is it to roll a nice dice over getting digits on /mlpol/?

If it won legit i wouldnt care, like if the 75 from now comes to pass, but this was 4cc levels of blatant rigging and it will not be tolerated ^:)
>Implying this autism matters at all
Riggers gonna rig, just dont try to make excuses and man up for your decisions m8

>>163792
We re big fillies, we can deal with it, just like we dealt with the golem
F
And honestly if there was going to be 2 rolls i was expecting the magic one to be picked, surely purple could know something or look for it, since it was second higher roll and all that but oh well, its done
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No.163799
163808 163812
>>163715
Since we seem to be stuck at a point where we can't even enjoy the sweet release of death anymore to relax, we might as well work our way out of this time loop.

Tell Diana everything, then use our filly charm to convince her to skip school and her spell research to help us check on the Elements in the Everfree Castle. Seems like the next logical thing that might be causing it. [ 1d100 = 62 ]
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No.163801
163808
>>163715
I have no idea if this'll work, but let's try surrendering all control to Reuben because I'm tired of this shit
[ 1d100 = 68 ]
Anonymous
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No.163808
163810 163811
>>163799
>>163801

Are we giving up on solving this?
Anonymous
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No.163810
163812
>>163808
I don't know about anyone else, but I am.
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No.163811
163818
>>163808
I'm not, but I have to admit we really haven't got a lot to work with and it doesn't help that we can't keep on track at the best of times due to RNG.
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No.163812
>>163810
Nah fam. Sit back and let us assume direct control. We'll get it.

>>163799
Boost but look and sound as dead as possible. I imagine filly is tired of these loops.
[ 1d100 = 89 ]
Anonymous
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No.163817
163850 163985 164457
>you thought your crippling depression would cease as soon as you went through with suicide
>instead you wake up in filly form: weak, helpless, and even more prone to sobbing when your mind gets overwhelmed
>your senses are more profoundly felt as you taste, smell and hear things with a new mind
>but the constant internal frustration keeps fucking going, neverending questions and arguments with nobody in particular about things outside your control

>why is getting a second chance at life still so hard to swallow?

>months of growing up slowly and acclimating to pony life yield no progress
>you're still prone to stammering like a fucking nerd, and despite your physical age likely representing grade-school age by now, you still have…
>let's just call them…difficulties involving your filly bits.
>occasionally you're forced to wear…diapers, to bed
>in the mornings you inevitably wake up in at least three wet diapers a week, which you keep unintentionally drawing extra attention to by uncontrollably crying in bed

>"Anon…it's okay, really. You're just a filly, and you're still dealing with things being like this."

"F-fuck off Tw - hic! - ilight…these s-stupid pep talks aren't making me feel any less like a useless baby.."
>the purple bitch simply wraps you in her magic, helpless flailing only making you more pathetically frustrated as she places you on her back
>"Anon, it's nothing to be ashamed of to be inexperienced. You didn't grow up from birth on four hooves with girl bits. It just takes time and patience to get over this, and stressing out like this isn't helping you. Is there anything I can do to get you to open up more with me?"
"No, just let me stay in my bed today. 's sunday."
>rebelliousness is hard to avoid when you find yourself being coddled by a large purple unicorn; immature as it seems, if you are unwilling to get better as a human, what half brained sky wizard is stupid enough to think that you're going to be more receptive as a goddamn overgrown foal?
>"Anon please. Whatever you think of me, I'm not letting you grow up on the streets and I'm not letting you test your reincarnation theory by trying to drown yourself. I care about life, no matter what kind or what threatens it. Just…say anything that you feel might help you. Alright?"
>you choke a little on a sob, nose dribbling and eyes making an equal mess of the bridge of your nose
>with one swift motion she removes your padding and lifts you off her back and on the tub, running the water before awaiting your response
"J-ju-hust…just leave me at the bath for a bit and let me groom myself, okay?"
>her disappointed sigh and her hoof running down your mane coaxes a silent whimper out of you, but you stay upright just long enough for your babysitter to leave the bathroom before collapsing onto your flanks and looking into the water
>she probably wishes you'd follow through instead of making her worried if she isn't even going to stay beside the bath to ensure your compliance
>even in this world all you manage to do is make others miserable and afraid for you

I had to get something written out whether it had a coherent story or just a mood.
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No.163818
163820
>>163811

>we really haven't got a lot to work with

Well, what do you think you have to work with right now?
Anonymous
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No.163819
>>163719
Gotta learn how to cook with hooves. When you're eventually captured and enslaved by that evil organization maybe you can make yourself useful.
[ 1d100 = 96 ]

>>163715
"I think I'm pregnant!"
[ 1d100 = 82 ]
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No.163820
163821 163823
>>163818
Given that you yourself hinted that it was because of something we weren't doing, the logical cause would have been Ausfilly, but that's not the case, it could be Applemom as someone else suggested, but I struggle to see how, unless we go stalk her. Other than that, I can't see anything that would be causing the time loop that is also connected to filly.

RNG seems to be on the side of the memers though, observe!

>>163715
Stalk Applemom for the day. [ 1d100 = 90 ]
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No.163821
>>163820
Okay, bad example.
Anonymous
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No.163823
163825
>>163820

There's plenty of things you aren't doing, but perhaps you are thinking far too out of the box. You think ausfilly would have been logical, but I never hinted during any of the loops that you were supposed to visit her on that day. You guys pulled out that "she's dying" theory out of your asses.

What other hints have I given you?
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No.163825
163826
>>163823
None that I can remember, it's been a long time. I have nothing else that isn't based on wild speculation and assumption.
Anonymous
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No.163826
163827 163832 163844
>>163825

What did the Aussie say to you just before you traveled back in time?
Anonymous
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No.163827
>>163826
>Trusting a single word that comes out of a shitposter's mouth
I mean, come on now, he's australian.
Anonymous
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No.163832
163833
>>163826
"Well that didn't work" was the last thing heard on first loop, but that came from an unknown source if i remember correctly.
Anonymous
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No.163833
163835
>>163832
oh shit, the first loop ended when twi read "well that didnt work" out loud, maybe by saying that out loud we can song of time this shit and reset whenever
Anonymous
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No.163835
163870
>>163833
Stop skipping school
[ 1d100 = 98 ]
Anonymous
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No.163844
163919
>>163826
That it was something completely stupid. Which rules out…basically nothing.
Anonymous
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No.163850
164008 164457
>>163817
Damn, that's a feel…

continue?
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No.163863
163987 164108
>You trot back to Alpha Camp, and see Twilight scooping up some sandy dirt (looked kind of weird for sand) and pour it into a small box
>"Oh, you're back? Took you long enough."
>You didn't say anything, wanting to avoid a avoid a conversation
>She turns and looks at you
>"Wait, why is… did you go swimming?!" she asks in a demanding tone
"No, no, it's not like that."
>"Well then, would you like to explain why you're soaking wet?"
>You weren't sure you would classify it as "soaking wet",
>You briefly thought about making up a story where you were the victim, but there was no realistic way to do so
>So the truth it is.
"Well, when I went to pee…"
Anonymous
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No.163870
163888
>>163835

Would've been nice if this was actually made as a reply to my post instead of in a reply chain, but I'll still accept it.
Anonymous
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No.163888
>>163870
Suck it up, buttercup.
Anonymous
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No.163919
163936
>>163844
Specifically he said that it would be unfortunate if it were something mundane
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No.163936
>>163919

He said it would suck if it weren't him dying, and were instead something mundane.
Anonymous
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No.163956
163957
Twilight-CookieNom.png
>>163715

>"Wow, rude much?"


"You know what? I don't fucking care. This has been the 10th goddamn time I've heard you say that exact phrase. Fuck me, remind me not to drink when I have research in the morning. Those are your exact words, every time. I am stuck in a time loop, and I do not need to hear this shit because you sound like a broken record. So unless you know something about time loops that you haven't shared with me in the previous nine loops, DIANA, I don't really care what you have to say?"

She pauses for a moment to process your verbal tirade.

>"Um, okay, what have you tried to get out of it?"


"Fucking up. Apologizing for fucking up. Killing myself. Getting pregnant. Going on a crime spree. Meeting up with Pinkie Pie, who's also looping. Going to Canterlot to see Celestia, who isn't looping, and can't really help me because it takes too long to reach her. Looking for the final filly. By the way, her name's Daring Do, she lives in a shack in the middle of the woods, and she has some FUCKED UP fetishes. And finally, I tried jumping out a window and breaking both of my front legs. Apparently they don't put you down in Equestria, they just use modern medicine to numb you and magic to heal your fractured bones. I would really rather be dead right now than stuck in this stupid loop."

>"Sounds like everything you've done so far has been self-destructive. Have you tried just having a normal day?"


"YES! The second fucking day I went to school as normal after apologizing profusely for the events of the first loop. Clearly this isn't going to work. It has to be something fucked up going on that I have to fix, and I have no idea what the fuck it is because Equestria is fucking huge and it could be anything."

>"Well clearly it can't be something you're incapable of doing, right? A time loop is probably purposeful, and with the intention of correcting something, right? I mean, this kind of power doesn't just come out of the blue. So what all happened on your first loop?"


"I really don't want to talk about it. The end result was you tying me up in the basement and interrogating me about something stupid I did. And I already apologized for it, so I really don't want to talk about it again because it won't help anything."

>"Okay, whatever it is, it sounds pretty terrible. I assume if I help you, you'll never do this shit again?"


"YES! As long as I never have to deal with this loop again."

>"Then tell me about your day leading up to the fuck up."


"Well, I go upstairs, eat breakfast, get stuck on my homework, and go to school. I end up late for class because I was rushing through my assignments. Then the teacher gives me a lecture about how I'm both late and my homework isn't even complete. Then I sit through classes, and go to lunch, only to find out I forgot to bring something to eat. Apparently, the food Rarity offers me differed between the two days and the only explanation I have is it's the butterfly effect, which you offered. I'm pretty sure the world is actually just fucking with me. Then at the end of lunch, you end up crashing into the school walls and give me the wing spell you were working on. I turned into a moth, and then I did the messed up thing."

>"Did you remember your homework and lunch on the second day?"


"Well no. But I wasn't chastized because I made Time Turner late for class."

She stares at you, seemingly unenthused with your actions thus far.

>"Anon…"


"What are you looking at me like that for?"

>"DO. YOUR. HOMEWORK!"


"What?"

>"It's all so simple. You made three mistakes on the first loop: not doing your homework, forgetting your lunch, and the other thing. You didn't make that last mistake on the second loop, so it had to be one of the first two. Since you didn't go to school on the later days, you never got to correct it at all, and you kept looping because you kept fucking up in other ways. You know what? Start working right now, I'll go make breakfast. And your lunch. If this works, you owe me."


She rushes up the stairs, leaving you alone in the room. With nothing better to do, you pull out the worksheet from your backpack and get back to work. The material is hard, especially seeing as you covered the material a week ago, but at least you covered the answers in class. Some of them you can sort of remember. At the very least, you don't spend a ton of time remembering what the hell the quadratic formula was. Twilight's voice from the first day starts to echo in your head. It's actually rather annoying, but focusing on it like a mantra at least makes it easier to focus. Halfway through your work, Twilight comes back into the room and places a plate of pancakes next to you.

>"You're making great time. If you keep up that pace, you'll have no problem getting to class on time. Don't worry about making a lunch, I've got you."


Without another word, she leaves, and you are left to finish your work. You take large bites of your pancakes as you trudge your way through the worksheet, not wanting to waste a second. If the experiences of the past week and a half have taught you anything, it's that time is both a precious commodity, and also a dangerous adversary, not to be trifled with. The last problem of your assignment ends up taking up an almost worrying amount of minutes, but to your relief, you manage to finish it just as Twilight comes into the room again with a sack lunch.
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No.163957
163965 163970 164004 164006 164263 164264 164270
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>>163956

>"You ready to go?"


"Yeah, but do you have time to maybe check my work?"

>"We can do it on the way there. I can take some time out to walk you there, seeing as it apparently only takes half a day to research a working flight spell when I'm hungover."


"Maybe you should take your time and sober up. You might not end up crashing into walls this time."

>"Good idea."


The two of you rush out the door and make your way to the school. Along the way, Twilight looks through your work, passing it back to you halfway there, describing it as "good enough." Owing to the fact that you were both running, you manage to make it to school reasonably early, and Twilight leaves you to socialize with your friends, but not without giving you your lunch first.

Your school day passes by relatively uneventfully, although it still feels rather surreal. You remember most of the lecture, but not everything is quite the same. No one is late, so there's no lecture about it, and the choice of words used to explain the concepts of everything is slightly different in various points. Lunch is surprisingly pleasant, and involves no flying unicorns crashing into the walls. Instead, you simply get to enjoy a fried egg sandwich with french fries. Twilight must have been experimenting with new spells, because it's actually still warm somehow despite being kept in a paper bag in chilly weather.

When school finally lets out, you aren't quite sure what to do. You want to head home and just stare at the clock until it hits 6, but that would be incredibly boring. So instead, you play a game of hoofball with your friends, and let the day pass by as it is. No matter what you do, you cannot make the day go by any faster than one second per second, so you might as well enjoy those seconds while they last. Eventually, it starts to get dark, and you head home. Awaiting you is Twilight, floating around the house with butterfly wings, and a warm meal cooked by Mama Velvet.

You don't even notice the time passing 6 PM until you start to get tired and realize it's already night. Without hesitation, you crawl into bed as soon as you realize you can. You have no dreams, but this doesn't matter much.

The next morning, you wake up to the sound of something falling. Looking around, you see Twilight off the bed in an all too familiar position. You look at her in the eyes for just a few seconds before she finally starts to speak.

>"Fuck me. Remind me not to-"


"Noooooooooooo!"

>"Gotcha!"


"What?"

>"You should see the look on your face, time looper. Sorry, but it's Tuesday. Boring old Tuesday. No more doing retarded shit because you can redo it later. Everything that happens from now on is permanent. Probably. Try not to screw up."

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No.163958
163961 163962
You're fucking welcome, enjoy the mercy.
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No.163961
>>163958
That was fucking retarded.
Anonymous
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No.163962
>>163958
And so are you.
Anonymous
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No.163965
163967 163970
>>163957
Now that we're released from this living hell, let's get some actual fucking work done! That all being said, find the nearest sharp object and slit our wrists.
[ 1d100 = 34 ]
Anonymous
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No.163967
163968
>>163965
Boosting.
[ 1d100 = 98 ]
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No.163968
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>>163967
I am god.
Anonymous
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No.163970
163972 163983
>>163957

I agree with >>163961. The entire thing felt stupid, pointless, and anti-climactic. If this is the only time a time loop will occur due to fucking up with school, then I don't see how it could possibly make sense. If this is something that's going to happen every time we fuck up at school, then it's good to know that we get a free pass from many more would-be-consequences-to-come. What the fuck?

>>163965 Since when do horses have wrists?
…Well, in case that 98 is wasted on a suggestion that is physically impossible (not gonna be actually beating >>163967), might as well roll to find out what actually caused that time loop, since I'm pretty sure that you can't do that just by skipping homework, arriving late in class, and/or cutting class entirely. [ 1d100 = 33 ]
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No.163972
>>163970
Maybe Ajna's doing it somehow as a punishment, she did say payback was a bitch when we were raped by Daring, and it would only make sense to say that if she knew we attempted to rape Cadence. She presented, damn it!
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No.163974
164142 164145
>>163195
>A soft breeze blows from the North tunnel.
>There are no breezes down here.
>You can hunt when whatever produced that has moved on.
>You proceed down the tunnel until you get to the construct.
>It's big and metal, and it makes scary noises.
>Sometimes there's food around it.
>You shine your pinlight in the dark, looking for any such things.
>"Huh? Somepony there?"
>You cover in fear, making yourself as small as possible and ducking underneath a pipe.
>Oil leaks out onto your mane, but you don't care.
>Not as long as you can stay alive.
>"Aha! There you-"
>You swing in the dark with your crowbar, connecting with something hard.
>"God fucking…"
>You stop.
"You're not like the rest."
>"That really fucking hurt!"
>You shush the other pony as you shine her up and down with the weak light; identifying a black mane, green coat, and most importantly… the mark.
"You can't die?"
>"Can't say I have before."
"How long?"
>"W-what?"
"How long down here?"
>"Um, six days perhaps? I can't tell the time with no sunlight…"
"And how?"
>"I… can't remember."
"Neither can I…"
>The two of you sit in silence for a long time.
>"Are you hungry? I found a half-eaten sandwich on one of the pipes."
>It is decide time.
Anonymous
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No.163975
163988 165007
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Filly filly?
Anonymous
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No.163976
163977 163982 163993 163994
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Anonymous
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No.163977
163980 163982 163989 163993 163997
Anon filly.png
>>163976
Anonymous
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No.163980
>>163977
Haven't seen this pic before, is it new?
Anonymous
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No.163982
1363108.png
>>163976
Adorable babby

>>163977
And QT filly
Anonymous
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No.163983
163990
Cadance-MassiveFace2.png
>>163970

>If this is the only time a time loop will occur due to fucking up with school, then I don't see how it could possibly make sense

I stole the plot idea from Haruhi Suzimiya!
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No.163985
164457
Spoilered
>>163817
too real a feel…
Anonymous
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No.163987
>>163863
I've been waiting for this for a while, always great to see ya, filly.
Anonymous
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No.163988
163991
>>163975
Anyone still play that game? Booted it up for 5 minutes a year ago and haven't played it since.
Anonymous
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No.163989
>>163977
>Well, isn't it what you wanted?
no
yes
Anonymous
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No.163990
163992
>>163983
And anime is objectively garbage. Citing it as a reason for your shitty loop conditions only degrades your credibility further, as anime tropes are some of the worst fucking things possible that could be used in your writing.
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No.163991
>>163988
Yea.
Anonymous
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No.163992
illogicalfaggot.gif
>>163990
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=self-awareness
Anonymous
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No.163993
>>163976
Excellent work as always Nore.
>>163977
Love it. But is it full, or just very poofy? OwO

Both very fine additions to my collection.
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No.163994
163995
>>163976
Although I am curious as to what happened with her right legs. Even if they're in the same position, there shouldn't be a 100% overlap with their left counterpart.
Anonymous
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No.163995
163996 164038 164054
Washreee.gif
>>163994
Good point, I'll fix it later. Thanks!
Have a thing.
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No.163996
>>163995
User died laughing at this image
Anonymous
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No.163997
164120
>>163977
Had a little inspiration

>Be filly

>You had just finished getting ready for bed and are currently in your room
>Normally you'd have just gone to sleep, but this was no ordinary night
>Twilight had told you to wait, since she had gotten something to help you with your "bedtime troubles"
>Fucking filly body…
>Sitting on your bed, you wait for her to show up
>…
>You hear a knock on the door, and dread what is about to happen
>"Hey Anon. Can I come in?"
>You sigh
"Yeah…"
>The door creaks as she enters, carrying a package with her in her magic
>She sits it down on the floor of your room
>"So, I've got the stuff here. Just remember to put one on before falling asleep, alright?
>You nod
>There's a brief silence as you sit there, waiting for her to continue
>"So… have you got it, or would you like me to help?"
"You think I've had to deal with that shit before?"
>She seems slightly taken aback
>"Fair point"
>She tears open the package with her magic, lifting out one of the diapers
>White, thank god
>At least she listened when you said "no girly shit"
>She walks over to your bed
>"Alright, lay back for me."
>You do as she says
>Before you know it, she has the thing snugly wrapped around you
>Alicorn magic OP
>"There, all done"
>You sit up, feeling your face flush as you look down at yourself
>The only colors on it are the blue tapes and two yellow lines
>What a dumb design
>You scrunch, glaring at Twilight
>"Well, isn't it what you wanted?"
"It's not pink, if that's what you're asking."
>She smiles
>"Good. I thought you'd prefer something like this."
>You sigh, dropping the scrunch and looking away
>"Hey…"
>She leans over, wrapping her wing around you in a hug
>You groan
>You weren't big on affection as a human, but something about this feels right
>You find yourself leaning into her warm embrace
>She seems to pull away so soon, leaving you feeling cold
>"Goodnight, Anon. I'll see you in the morning."
"Night, Purple."
>She giggles at that nickname, flicking off the light and leaving you alone in your room
>You slip under the covers, trying to get comfortable in your new attire
>After a few minutes you get used to it, and find yourself drifting off to sleep
Anonymous
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No.164003
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"Filly of the Poison Joke, what is your wisdom?"
>"Traps are gay."
"Oh."
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No.164004
>>163957
Time to have an existential crisis about just how fucked up and retarded the rules of this universe apparently are, and bang our head against a wall until we have a pounding migraine.

Oh, and don't speak to Diana for as long as we can. She might not have been the cause of all that, but she's still a cunt and we need to take our anger out on something in some way that isn't violent. [ 1d100 = 12 ]
Anonymous
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No.164006
>>163957
Seriously, that was fucking stupid. There was no way in hell we were ever going to figure out that it was that on our own.
Anonymous
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No.164008
>>163850
Eh. I don't know. Just something I had to get out there, not really intending to make more unless I continue feeling like shit.

But I've been channeling my inner uberhengst so I'm feeling….slightly less shitty.
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No.164022
164024 164025 164035 164263 164842
I don't have anything to say tonight, but putting spoilers here is tradition.
>>163719
>You consider taking it off again, but you don't want to piss off Twiggles or further fuck with her.
"I'd like to help you cook tonight."
>"Alright, I'm just making spaghetti."
"Um, could you guide me through cooking with these hooves?"
>"Yeah, sure. I normally use my hooves to prep anyways, ponies have complained about the food tasting odd when prepared with telekinesis."
>Twilight lifts you up to the sink.
>"The most important part is washing your front hooves. thoroughly.
>You do so with little difficulty.
>"Alright, the next step involves the noodles themselves. This is a bit of a tricky one, so pay attention."
>Twilight sets the dry pasta on the edge of a cutting board, brandishing a knife with her mouth and holding the spaghetti in place with a hoof. You watch in awe as she flips the knife around in her mouth, using the spine to crack one half of the noodles off from the other.
>"The next step is boiling the water. Fill the pot about half full with water and place the lid over it, and make sure to turn the heat on high."
"Okay, I think I've-"
>"No! Don't touch the stove, I'll handle that."
"But I was-"
>"No buts."
>You let it go.
>"-and once the water has reached a rolling boil, you can put in the spaghetti."
>You carefully pick up the spaghetti with both forehooves, dropping them from about half a foot above the pot.
>A few drops of scalding hot water land on your face and you wince, the smile on Twilight's face showing you that she's just as willing to let you learn lessons by experience.
>"Alright, now you can set the wooden spoon on top of the pot. It shouldn't boil over, but I don't mind a bit of precaution."
>You do so and simply wait on top of the counter, eyes fixated on the spaghetti being made in front of you.
"Twilight! I think it's ready."
>"There's a way to test that."
>Taking the wooden spoon with her mouth and picking out a single strand of spaghetti, Twilight flings it at the wall with a wet connection.
>The noodle holds fast.
>"Well I'll be, you were right."
>She ruffles your mane a bit and you can't help but laugh.
>"Celestia you're adorable… alright, I'm probably going to do the straining myself; don't want any more burns."
"Rude."
>"Am I wrong?"
>You stare at the counter.
>"That's what I thought. Watch carefully though, one day you'll be preparing this for your coltfriend."
"What if I'm gay?"
>"Then I'll execute you personally."
>The laugh that follows does little to pad down the deadpan delivery of that line.
>"Alright, I'll probably keep your pasta simple."
"Fine by me."
>You watch as Twilight pours sauce on her own with practiced expertise, leaving your dish with a bit of melted butter and a sprinkling of mozzarella.
>As she sets the two bowls down, you waste no time digging in.
>Your eating habits are messy at best, and you end up with more butter on your face than down your gullet.
>Twilight looks over at you with mild annoyance.
>"Would you like a side of bath with that?"
>Input action.
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No.164024
>>164022
"I'm sorry, I don't have the proper ability to use anything that would keep my face relatively clean as I am now." delivered with a pinch of sarcasm
[ 1d100 = 10 ]
Anonymous
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No.164025
164966
Spoilered
>>164022
>Side of bath with that
Anonymous
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No.164035
>>164022
"Heh. Guess I need some practice eating, too."
[ 1d100 = 68 ]
Anonymous
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No.164038
>>163995
While you're at that, there's a nasty jagged line in Pear Butter's eye.
Anonymous
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No.164054
>>163995
>wikihow to clean your filly
Anonymous
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No.164074
164079
IMG_2026.JPG
Slow day for filly
Anonymous
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No.164079
164090
>>164074
What's that made of?
Anonymous
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No.164090
164094
>>164079
It's on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgt1b81DJEw
Anonymous
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No.164094
>>164090
Huh, neat
Anonymous
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No.164108
164109
>>163863
>"Anon, I can't believe you would do such a foolish thing."
"I-I just didn't want to disturb you." you answered, which was mostly true
>"Well, I'm gonna give you a firm talking-to when we get home."
>Eh, there was a 60% chance she'd forget all about it
>Best give her a distraction before she began seething over it
"So, uh, what's going on with the river?"
>Her face glowed upon hearing your question, eager to show off her intellect
> "I think the river's been polluted with Forget-Me-Salt- probably an earthquake upset some store up in these mountains, and it's being carried downriver via erosion, which would explain the ponies' forgetful behavior down in town. Fortunately, the river splits so much that the stream to town only contains a very small amount of the substance
"Oh, that's interesting." you lied
>Why should you care about poor people?
>"The bad news is that we'll need to dam the river up here , which will cut off the supply to town. So I need to set up some sort of emergency service to bring water here while we decontaminate the supply."
"I'm not gonna have to carry anything up this mountain, am I?"
>"No, this doesn't mean any extra work for you." she answered with just a touch of annoyance.
"What do I do now?"
>"We're going to the source." she said, leevitating you onto her back
>Oh, joy
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No.164109
164112 164263 165125 166012
>>164108
>You dig into your hayburger, eager to forget the day
>It had been so boring, following her around which she wrote shit down and made all sorts of measurements
>You found the source of the problem- some huge diamond-esque crystals had fallen over into the river, slowly being eroded by the current
>Twiggles levitated them out, and you had to sit there for half an hour while she did magic science shit
>Good thing she told you to bring a book
>You didn't want to because she called it a "short excersion", which was a lie.
>Looking up, you could see her snootle-deep into a container of fries, bits of ketchup and ranch staining her muzzle
>Taking a swig of soda, you relish the flavor of root beer
>Some things were still the same in Equestria
>Twiggles eventually stops pigging out (das' racisst) and looks over you, rubbing off the condiments with a few napkins
"Since you were such a good filly today Anon, you can choose what we do for the rest of the night."

Remember, this isn't a CYAO, just leaving it open-ended
Anonymous
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No.164112
164135
>>164109
>excersion
>CYAO
Glad to see that somefilly has patrician taste when it comes to soda though.
Anonymous
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No.164120
164123
>>163997
we need more filly care like this
thanks anon
Anonymous
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No.164123
164128
>>164120
You're welcome. Glad you liked it
Anonymous
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No.164124
164126 164130 164135 164263 164966
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Anonymous
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No.164126
>>164124
Kek, that's cute
Anonymous
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No.164128
>>164123
Now write more.
Anonymous
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No.164130
>>164124
kek, this is fucking perfect
thank you friendo
Anonymous
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No.164135
>>164112
Was in a rush, had to leave for work in like 5 mins lol

>>164124
Lol. Great job!
Anonymous
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No.164142
>>163974
Become friend. [ 1d100 = 33 ]
Anonymous
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No.164145
>>163974
Boop her face, no mercy
[ 1d100 = 66 ]
Anonymous
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No.164147
164148
niceebil.gif
Pedos please leave

ily
Anonymous
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No.164148
164477
1525408934565.png
>>164147
We love you too, evilfilly
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No.164263
>>164109
>Spoiler
CYAO confirmed, boop her before sleep

I miss the other writefags who did normal non CYOA greens…
And Placeholder
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>>164124
Top kek

>>164022
Bath >Rape Time
[ 1d100 = 55 ]

>>163957
Hug her and call her a faggot, our faggot
[ 1d100 = 68 ]
Anonymous
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No.164264
>>163957
Jump through the window and actually kill ourselves this time
[ 1d100 = 37 ]
Anonymous
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No.164267
164268
>(You) are chased all across the country by police trying to repo your filly
>Finally get a pilot who'll take your ass to Russia
>In the plane, feel something wet against your leg
>Filly looks up at you, bleeding from a wound right through her heart.
>"I love you, daddy…"
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No.164268
164501
1756526.png
>>164267

>Blood.

>So much blood.
>Horror.
>"I love you, daddy…"
>You've never been so terrified as you were right now.
>Looking into your little angel's eyes as she stares up at you.
>You thought you knew fear.
>You thought you knew true dread when they told you they were going to take her away from you.
>In your love for her, in your single-minded dedication to keeping her-- to always being there for her-- you hadn't even considered…
>Death.
>Only now that you are confronted by your little filly dying in your arms, only now do you know true horror.
>God.

"Anon!"
>You can't do anything but scream and hold her as she quickly bleeds out.
"ANON!"
>Tears.
>Burning tears.
>You are only dimly aware of another dull burning sensation.
>Your filly's eyes have already began to glaze over, but she does her best to look up at you all the same.
>"Dad…"
"Anon, please! Hold on sweetie!"
>It doesn't even occur to you how silly a thing that is to say.
>Your filly just smiles up at you.

>As you speed off down the runway, you hold your little angel in your arms.

"Anon, please, I can't lose you!"
>You clutch her close to your body now, all reason having left your mind.
"Annie, I LOVE YOU!"
>Finally the plane takes off, climbing into the air as if it were gently lifted by a pair of hands into the sky.
>"I… L-love…"
>You close you eyes as your filly struggles to get out her last words.
>You hold her as tight as you can, and for a moment, you lose track of all else; there is only you and Anon now.

>When you finally come back to reality, you immediately realize that something is different.

>You don't feel the motion of the plane anymore.
>There is no more roar of the engine, no more indiscriminate chatter from in front of you, no more blood…
>You open your eyes as the terror slowly subsides.
>No longer are you trapped inside the cold, dark cabin of the airplane, but above you is the lush green canopy of a large tree, leaves shimmering against the backdrop of expansive blue sky above.
>Looking around, you just about blind yourself as you finally find the sun.
>You reflexively lift up a hand to shield yourself from the light as you close your eyes in pain and let out a quiet curse.
"Ah, damn!"
>Fuck that hurt.

>"Daddy?"

>You bolt upright at the sound of that soft, familiar voice.
>Anon stands a little in front of you, a slightly shocked look on her face.
>Probably startled by your sudden movement, but it doesn't take long for that surprise to be relaced with a happy smile and a cute little giggle.
>"You fell asleep, huh daddy?"
"Wah? Uh-- yea. Yea I guess I did."
>Looking at your little filly, you can't help but put on a little smile of your own.
>"YAY!"
>Anon lets out an excited little yell and leaps into your arms, practically knocking you over as you catch her.
>You hold her close as she hugs you tight.
>The world almost seems to disappear again as you lovingly embrace on to your sweet little angel, until…
>"ICE CREAME!"
>What?
"What?"

>Filly pulls away from your hug and looks up at you with a cute little pout on her face, like you just injured her greatly.

"W-what?"
>"You promised, remember?"
>You give her a confused, slightly incredulous look.
"Promised what?"
>Anon gives you a little huff.
>So cute!
>"You promised that if you fell asleep next time, we could go get ice cream on the way home!"
>Huh?
>Why would you promise a thing like that?
"Hah, why would I promise that?"
>Scrunch.
>You can tell she's about to say something, but you don't give her the time.
"Alright, alright, let's go get ice-cream…"

>"YAY!"

>Filly leaps off of you and hops in place a couple times, the most excited look on her little face.
>"Let's go let's go!"
>You go to stand up.
"Alright already, hold your--"
>She's already gone, taking off toward the road that runs through the center of the park and towards the ice-cream store.
>Well, no rest for the wicked…
>You take off after her.
"Get back here, you!"
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No.164270
164271 164273 164280 164309 164313
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>>163957

You're not sure what to believe right now. Over a period of around ten days of apparent time, you went through hell and back facing apparent judgment for what you could only assume to be crimes against the gods. In the end, the one and only thing you had to do to fix everything, rather than an epic quest or a major sacrifice, was to just go through a normal day of school and finish your fucking homework.

If you skip a day again, will you have to go through a time loop again? Can you recreate time loops at will just by shirking your duties? Or is the universe just playing a major prank on you, and you have no control over anything?

No, that can't be it. You have control over one thing at least. You might not always have control over your actions or your thoughts, and you certainly have no control over that shit life decides to throw at you, but at the very least you have control over how you feel. And right now, you want to feel pain. Pain, at the very least will make you feel as though you are living in the here and now.

"Twi, you wouldn't happen to have a pencil sharpener, would you?"

>"Umm… I might. Just a sec."


She rummages through a nearby drawer and manages to produce a tiny pencil sharpener. It has a somewhat exposed blade, so you push it against the back of your forelegs and slowly drag it against the flesh. The contact was poor, but it did the job.

>"What in the world are you doing?"


"I need to hurt, Twilight. I'm having an existential crisis right now, and pain is the only thing that's going to get me through this."

She immediately smacks you across the face with a hoof.

>"Is that better?"


You toss your hooves around her in a tight embrace.

"Thanks. You're a faggot, but you're my faggot."

>"Says the filly who says she got pregnant on one of her loops. Now come on, we should probably get some breakfast or something."

Anonymous
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No.164271
164274 164277
>>164270
When I said to "slit our wrists", I meant to KILL OURSELVES.
[ 1d100 = 43 ]
Anonymous
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No.164272
164307 164527
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Anonymous
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No.164273
>>164270
Have breakfast and ignore any further suicidal thoughts for the entire day. [ 1d100 = 46 ]
Anonymous
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No.164274
164275
>>164271
Why are you so insistent on ending this CYOA?
Anonymous
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No.164275
164277 164280
>>164274
Because I refuse to let something THAT stupid go unpunished!
Anonymous
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No.164277
164278
>>164271

Maybe you should have been more specific then, particularly when dealing with a literally autistic GM. There are many ways to slit one's wrists, not all of which end in death or even significant bleeding. Moreover, your body does not have "wrists" structured in the same way as a human wrist, because you do not need to be able to send signals from the brain to five highly flexible digits.

>>164275

Keep making stupid suggestions and I'll start adding some stupid plot twists.
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No.164278
164279
>>164277
Shouldn't it be obvious when someone says to slit their wrists that they mean to off themselves? Also, I'm not afraid to crash this with no survivors since I'm just as autistic.
Anonymous
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No.164279
164281 164282 164284 164287 164288 164309
>>164278
This.
Go into the kitchen, grab the largest sharp object we can, and drag the blade across our neck until our vital signs stop.
[ 1d100 = 98 ]
Anonymous
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No.164280
>>164275
>Anonfilly doesnt treat the injury
>It gets infected and she partially loses movement on that leg
>She doesnt want to tell anyone about it though
>Twilight doesnt knows about that eithwr, it was just a minor cut that it shouldnt have been a problem
>The injury advances slowly for a while and Anonfilly lives normally during the time
>Or as normally as a 3 legged pony would
>With time, Twilight notices that there s something wrong and does a check up
>Finding the infection she tries to stop the magical virus from spreading further
>But instead of making it dormant it reacts to her magic and grows stronger
>Anon felt every part of her body fail, limbs, organs and even her senses before she reached the hospital
>And before she was put in a bed she was already dead

Game over

There s your ending, now load back the game from last checkpoint will ya Reuben?
>>164270
Thanks, now get on the floor and do the dinossaur
[ 1d100 = 93 ]
Anonymous
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No.164281
>>164279
And game over.
Anonymous
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No.164282
164283
>>164279
Rolling to counter. We are going to take out or frustration on the aussie. Now that we are aware she's here, her tricks are less likely to get us.
Anonymous
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No.164283
>>164282
Fuck heres the roll.
[ 1d100 = 44 ]
Anonymous
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No.164284
164286
>>164279
Popcorn primed and ready. Any drawfags willing to visually document this impending shitstorm?
Anonymous
!LULZISTwQI
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No.164286
164304 164329 164966
DSC08674.jpg
DSC086734w.jpg
>>164284
I don't often draw Anon, just finished one yesterday, but I could give it a try illustrating this when I can.

either way i can't hide that i'm inspired by all this green~
Anonymous
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No.164287
164289
>>164279
calling it right now, Reuben's gonna pussy out and lose about half the participants in his story
Anonymous
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No.164288
sc0174c.gif
>>164279
Scruffy don't like fillies killin' there selfs. Filly not for cuts, filly is for luvs
Anonymous
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No.164289
164291
>>164287
If by half, you mean all the people calling for suicide to end the story, they're not people worth keeping. You realise we're just gonna loop after doing it, right?
Anonymous
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No.164290
164308 164391
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Anonymous
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No.164291
164292
>>164289
I know, and that's what I'm guessing will happen. A reset wouldn't be too bad if it actually happened for a good reason, just not for something completely insane like missing homework. I'm saying people would stop because Reuben didn't respect the roll that was just 2 off from a perfect 100 because people don't like his "le ebin plot twist".
Anonymous
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No.164292
164294
>>164291
Don't you remember why that "le ebin plot twist" even exists?
Anonymous
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No.164294
>>164292
because there was another reset worthy situation that deserved a reset, but that nigger decided that some anime plot would be a good idea instead of what people actually wanted.
Anonymous
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No.164295
164296 164300
One of these days I ought to just "rocks fall, everyone dies, roll up a new filly."
Anonymous
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No.164296
1400303132796.png
>>164295
TPK is not the way
Anonymous
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No.164297
164299 164301 164306
Guys.
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32767309/this-is-a-thread-for-coming-up-with-good-thread
Anonymous
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No.164299
>>164297
>battered housewives
Anonymous
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No.164300
>>164295
Please don't
Anonymous
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No.164301
164302
>>164297
>assfaggot, devourer of worlds
Okay, who the fuck posted that?
Anonymous
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No.164302
164303 164369
>>164301
>implying he didn't
Anonymous
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No.164303
164369 164377
>>164302
Well, let's put it to the test. If he's really the devourer he's cracked up to be, he can likely be summoned with the blood of a virgin. Come on, I know most of you could sacrifice yourselves and fit the reqts.
Anonymous
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No.164304
164309
WallpaperForTheBrave.PNG
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>>164286
Would make a perfect dakimakura!

-Or desktop wallpaper-
Anonymous
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No.164306
>>164297
I don't understand, why do people want to go back? Why do people stay? Why is OP a faggot?
Anonymous
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No.164307
>>164272
whelp, rip filly
also that's a pretty excellent filly ass, i need moar
Anonymous
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No.164308
>>164290
Goddamn it dude you make some fucking cute fillies. Never stop.
Anonymous
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No.164309
>>164304
The thumbnail makes the filly in #2 look like she has bimbo lips.

>>164270
>>164279
I'm not gonna beat that roll, but fuck it, can't hurt to try.

Rolling to counter. Ask Twiggles for tips on how to remove Aussie, instead. [ 1d100 = 56 ]
Anonymous
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No.164313
164314 164315 164506
>>164270

"Yeah, breakfast… not a bad idea."

You don't want to admit it, but Twilight's smack in the face just didn't cut it. You feel no real connection to this world anymore, and even greater amounts of pain won't make you feel any more "real". As you ascend the stairs to the living room, you hang your head low and try to make sense of the events that transpired.

Unfortunately, the more you think about it, the less everything makes sense. Hell, the very fact that you're here in a pony world instead of on Earth makes no sense. Is this an afterlife? It surely isn't Heaven. Perhaps not Hell either, but time loops are certainly strange for Limbo. And if it IS an afterlife, what happens when you die? There's only one way to find out, and somehow, a knife seems even more enticing.

"Hey Twilight? I think I'm going to make breakfast today. Do you mind?"]

>"Oh, um… sure. Need any help?"


"I think I'd rather do it on my own, thank you."

>"If you say so."


You wander off into the kitchen, looking behind you a few times to see if you're being followed. When you are satisfied that Twilight has sat herself down on the couch and isn't looking at you, you start looking for the knives.

As it turns out, most of the knives in the kitchen are serrated, owing to the complete lack of meat in the typical pony diet, combined with a desire for less accidents in the kitchen. There are no steak knives, but luckily, there is one proper chef's knife in the kitchen after a little bit of searching. You place it on the counter in front of you and marvel at its sharpness. This is the same knife you had used to kill yourself in the third loop. It wasn't quite in the same place as before; someone must have put it away wrong after washing the dishes the night before. It was probably Cadance; she can never do anything right.

But you can. And you're sure as shit not going to fuck up a suicide. Without hesitation, you grab the knife between your hooves and thrust it towards your neck.

Or not.

A magenta glow envelops the knife and you find you cannot move it. Not towards your neck, not away, nor in any other direction. It's as if it's stuck in time. Except it's not, and you know exactly where that glow is coming from.

>"How about you take the day off school today, and you and I have a long chat about that time loop you just came out of?"

Anonymous
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No.164314
164317
>>164313
"I refuse to live in a world where I'm forced to reset the same day indefinitely just because I forgot to do my homework, let me die!"
[ 1d100 = 77 ]
Anonymous
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No.164315
164317
>>164313
"Oh Twilight, it was horrible, I thought time loops were meant to be fun, but I got raped and I'm starting to realise just how wrong it was for me to do that to… Everyone." [ 1d100 = 78 ]
Anonymous
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No.164317
164502
>>164315
>>164314
Both of these?
[ 1d100 = 87 ]
Anonymous
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No.164319
164320 164321 164324 164354 164361 164391 164394 164966
anon_and_cheerilee.png
anon_and_cheerilee_1.png

Anonymous
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No.164320
>>164319
I love how the context changes completely with the addition of sweat and a vibrator.
Anonymous
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No.164321
>>164319
Sleep tight filly
Anonymous
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No.164324
>>164319
Jesus Christ, I can't decide if I wish I was the teacher or the filly. Left pic of course.
Anonymous
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No.164329
164368 164391
>>164286
Could you credit/link the original art?
Anonymous
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No.164354
>>164319
I love this kind of top comfy shit.
Anonymous
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No.164361
>>164319
Beautiful. I want to be the comfy filly.
Anonymous
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No.164368
>>164329
It's his art
https://derpibooru.org/1800035
Anonymous
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No.164369
>>164302
I didn't, my subtitles are exclusively video game references. I would've gone with "Outworld Devourer" for the same effect

>>164303
I'd settle for Taco Bell nacho cheese.
Anonymous
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No.164377
>>164303
H-hey! That's rood!
Anonymous
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No.164391
>>164290
man i envy your expressions, i always go overcomplicated instead of going simple, this is cute!

>>164329
I made it, there's even the paper version attached!

>>164319
Aw… oOooh! ANOOON!
Anonymous
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No.164394
164396
>>164319
First image is great. Second image is degenerate. No lewding the filly.
Anonymous
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No.164396
164397 164398
Spoilered
>>164394
>Implying implications
Anonymous
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No.164397
File (hide): 029AFC0B67F2C99032EF798172055AAF-151619.webm (148.1 KB, Resolution:1920x1080 Length:00:00:00, day of the flyswatter whe….webm) [play once] [loop]
day of the flyswatter whe….webm
>>164396
Anonymous
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No.164398
>>164396
I want to watch that filly pee
Anonymous
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No.164457
164460 164465
>>163817
>>163850
>>163985
Okay you know what? I'm just gonna continue the depression stuff, but keep it whitepilled. I don't want to devolve into porn or artificial drama, this is gonna be slice of life and self-improvement based green only. I think it's best I just write for the sake of it instead of to appeal to others' desires. If you like it, cool I guess. self-help advice applicable for both filly and anons in-thread would be appreciated too since we just got done having a big mess about filly killing herself

>after some time washing off, which remains a pain due to your hooves' imprecision, you get out of the bath

>you wipe yourself mostly dry, then sit in the guest bedroom with your brush, working on yourself
>normally, she's here to do it for you, but you've had enough of being reliant on her for a while
>your mind drifts, continually returning to worries about the others
>especially twiggle horse and the amount of money and time she's spent on making you comfortable
>an hour passes of brushing before you feel truly comfortable in your fur
>not that you felt pressured to look good, but you just lost track of time and got into the act of brushing
>depite dwelling for most of that time on just following through, how best to kill yourself, et cetera, you feel…better
>it's not exactly a feeling you can put into words, but it just felt nice to stay away from your adoptive mom for a while

>you set the used brush on the end-table and get back on your hooves, mind active and somewhat refreshed

>you still feel a little helpless, but if you had to run, you probably could
>you stretch out a little, do a few positions…
>maybe it's time to do a little working out?
>spending some time to remind yourself of old workout routines you'd taken an interest in but never done regularly, you assume the position to do some snake pushups and yoga poses
>you don't sweat much, partially by virtue of no longer being a human and partially because it's not a particularly intense routine
>but at the same time, it feels good not to just lie in bed and be frustrated
>maybe you should use the food and resources Twilight uses more efficiently, at the very least?
>you are taking from her whether you want to or not, but cooking, reading, working with her - you could make some use of your energy to make up for it
>you head out of your room, casting your towel and makeshift yoga mat onto the bat of the bathroom curtain-bar before heading to the library
>it's time to at least earn your keep
Anonymous
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No.164460
>>164457
onto the bathroom curtain-bar*
Redundant posts are redundant.
Anonymous
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No.164465
164467 164528
>>164457
>as your hooves reach the end of the staircase, you immediately spot purple smart dusting off her shelves and sorting books, as she usually does
>you don't want to alert or annoy her, especially after the hostility you showed to her earlier, so instead you clear your throat
>"wh- huh?"
>she spins around in place, wobbling her stepladder and barely keeping from falling off as you quickly look away
"I…l-listen, I'm sorry about earlier. You're trying, and I'm no less autistic than you are about consoling people."
>"It's alright Anon, I get why you're feeling like that. I really do."
"I don't think you really get it, at least not fully. But that doesn't warrant me being dismissive when you help me out. So, I want to repay you. For everything, the room, the baths, the food. Is there anything I can do to help?"
>"Help? Er, if you're okay with that! Spike's off doing the dusting in another bookshelf, so I can do this on my own. But, I could use your help on a quick grocery run."
"Yeah, what do you need?"
>"I could use some lettuce, honeycrisp apples, vinegar, daisies, green onions, and carrots from the farmer's market. I'd also appreciate getting some extra ink and notebooks for my studies."
"Got it. Do you have the bits somewhere I should look?"
>"I've got my personal grocery budget in the study, second drawer on the right of the desk. Feel free to take whatever's left as payment, alright?"
>that's not very heavy shopping, but you remind yourself what you told yourself you'd do - not waste what she gives you
>what do you want to do with it though? You could simply use it for snacks or drinks or arcade tokens, or you could invest and save it
"Alright, thanks purple-smart…oh, also, would it be okay if I rent a few books when I get home? I can pay for them with some of those bits, I don't wanna take advantage."
>she climbs down from the shelf, turning to you with a small smile
>"You know what? Take one at a time and I'll give them to you free, extras for half-off."
"Are you sure?"
>"Of course, Anon. What did you want to get?"
"Well, I'd like to start with a workout guide or two, especially for flexibility and strength training. After that, maybe some hobbies?"
>"What kinds of hobbies would you like?"
>hobbies…it takes some time just to think of any hobby to try
"Ah….let's go with calligraphy. I want to be a better writer."
>god damnit anon, that's such a stupid idea. Why even say a hobby so niche and useless?
>"That sounds great! I can tell you, writing for the sake of it is so rewarding, helps you keep your mind sharp."
>fucking calligraphy. You couldn't think of a sport? Arts and crafts? An actual trade?
>suddenly what she says reaches your ear and it twitches slightly in surprise
"Wait, really? I…jut kind of thought that one up on the fly."
>"Well, if you don't want to try that, it's okay. I'm happy to help you pick out a hobby if you'd prefer. But calligraphy is good too, if you want to start by trying that."
"Oh…well, a-alright, I guess. Thanks."
>"No problem. Be back by 4:30 and I'll be able to prepare a nice salad for the both of us."
"Yeah…yeah."
>you turn around and head to the study, collecting the bits and strapping the baggy saddlebag somewhat loosely onto your torso
>as disoriented and confusing as your thought process has been lately, you feel a little more clarity after being encouraged again by momlight
>maybe this is good for you to try, at least until something sticks
Anonymous
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No.164467
164468 164470
>>164465
If dubs new namefag
Anonymous
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No.164468
>>164467
Fuck
Anonymous
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No.164470
164471
>>164467
I was a namefag for like three nights. I dunno. I might revive that but I've just been back and forth. No conistency in my life.
Anonymous
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No.164471
>>164470
Do it fag
Anonymous
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No.164477
164478
>>164148
Someone should make a nice filly
Anonymous
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No.164478
1496005556303-0.png
>>164477
your wish is granted
Anonymous
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No.164501
164966 164996
>>164268
>As you chase after your filly, you feel time start to warp.
>Slower and slower as she runs away from you.
"Filly, wait!"
>As your senses become sharper, you become more desperate.
"FILLY, PLEASE!"
>You know what this means.
>Pulled away from the scene, your vision goes black.
>Suddenly you hear something else around you, crisp and vibrant.
>Eyes peeling open, you're filled with dread.
>As you lie in bed, your eyes lie past the fan, gently spinning in the space above you.
>Your heart aches, and your stomach groans.
>Your head pulses with a sharp pain, sitting you up in your bed.
>Glancing around your familiar surroundings, your heart sinks down into its usual place.
>Your normal, cramped up old single apartment…
>The color seems to dim in the world around you, and as you stare at the floor, you remember for a moment how you had just felt.
>How… bright everything was there.
>How… happy.
>Your little angel's smile flashes through your mind, like its done with you, time and time again.
>Rips right through your heart without mercy and leaves an empty feeling in your stomach…
>You wish you had your filly with you…
>You wish you had the courage to just put an end to this misery.
>Because this… this isn't living.
>Grabbing the glass and the bottle of pills on your nightstand, you toss the empty bottle lying next to it.
>You gaze out the window to a perfect view of a brick building just a few feet away, and just sit there.
>…Without her, what even's the point?
>Nobody understood you like she did.
>Nobody cared like she did…
>But even that you somehow ruined for yourself.
>And now you're just here alone, like you deserve to be.
>If you can't even keep safe what you most held dear, what good are you to anybody?
>Your eyes trail to the digital clock nearby you.
>All the buttons in a language you don't understand.
>It was supposed to be a simple flight here.
>But you shouldn't have treated it like one.
>Slowly, your gaze moves towards a framed picture.
>Your little angel, sleeping soundly as her tongue sticks out cutely.
>You should have kept her safe.
>As you pick up the frame, your hands start to shake.
>You should have thought it out more.
>Your vision blurs and tears quickly start to stream down your face.
>You should have been taken instead.
Anonymous
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No.164502
>>164317

Combining these two would be a rather weird conversation. I can try though.
Anonymous
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No.164506
164508 164509 164831
Twilight-EarsDroop.png
>>164313

"Twilight, I refuse to live in a world where I can be forced to reset the same day indefinitely just because I forget to do my homework. Let me die!"

>"Have you repeated this day too?"


"No. It's my first time experiencing it."

>"Then how would you know you're going to start looping again?"


"How do I know I'm NOT going to?"

>"And that's somehow a reason to KILL yourself? There's a ton of stupid things that MIGHT happen, and we both know this universe is crazy enough to throw 'em at us. And yet I'm still here. It's been two years. You think I haven't had my share of craziness?"


You pause for a moment to think of a good retort.

"In those two years, have you ever been raped?"

>"Umm… wow, okay. Do you want to take this conversation somewhere a little less… around sleeping family members?"


"Yeah, fine."

She leads you back downstairs into your room.

>"So tell me what happened."

Anonymous
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No.164508
>>164506
Doug Dimmadome done peaked inside my filly hole.
[ 1d100 = 33 ]
Anonymous
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No.164509
164510 164511 164533
>>164506
I'll give you 3 guesses as to why I want to nuke Australia.
[ 1d100 = 62 ]
Anonymous
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No.164510
164533
>>164509
Boosting. [ 1d100 = 59 ]
Anonymous
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No.164511
164513 164520 164533
>>164509
This but ask Twilight if she's willing to drop another pony out of a hot air balloon.
[ 1d100 = 62 ]
Anonymous
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No.164513
164515
>>164511

>dropping a pegasus out of a hot air balloon

Anonymous
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No.164515
164518 164525 164533
>>164513
We could tie her up first, dumbdumb
[ 1d100 = 12 ]
Anonymous
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No.164518
164525
>>164515
>Tying up a rope bunny
Anon…
Anonymous
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No.164520
164521 164533
>>164511
Nah faggot, we got to rape her back before we can off her. [ 1d100 = 50 ]
Anonymous
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No.164521
164533
>>164520
Boosting
[ 1d100 = 66 ]
Anonymous
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No.164523
164966
Spoilered
Avenging Filly.
Anonymous
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No.164525
164526 164527 164533 164966
flex-tape-500x500.jpg
>>164515
>>164518
Wrap the wings up with this
[ 1d100 = 98 ]
Anonymous
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No.164526
aj smile.gif
>>164525
Anonymous
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No.164527
164533
>>164525
Like this >>164272
Anonymous
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No.164528
164529 164605 164645
>>164465
>your grocery collecting goes just fine, for the most part
>your coin sack jingles lightly as you pick it out of your heavy saddlebags
>you take a short break from the sunlight of the early afternoon by sitting under a tree to take inventory
>three of each vegetable and fruit was bought, with about thirty bits to spare
>all that remains is spending some more on the notetaking supplies - by your guess you'd have enough to supply a book and pencil to three, perhaps four ponies
>the few bits that remain, you suppose, you can spend on your own supplies to start keeping a journal
>you pack back up and head toward the storefronts, targeting one full of study and office supplies
>not much could be said of what you find in there; your mind continues to search for things to burden itself with
>looking back on what you did as a human, and reflecting on what little independence you can muster up as a filly
>in the end the situation is similar but you feel more driven
>was the big problem your attitude on its own? Or was it your modern society simply leaving you to fail to find something you like to do without direction or inspiration?
>maybe…life was just, too complicated, yet also too easy
>no pressure from family or friends to find yourself or be more active
>if that's the case then what got you to start working for Twilight all of the sudden?
>no…it's not sudden
>you felt it in small ways with the mother figure, saw it in her eyes
>those big, expressive puppy-dog eyes all ponies have made you feel more guilty
>you don't want to disappoint your once-momfu so much anymore
>these ponies look so gut-wrenchingly pitiable when they give you the look
>that look of absolute resignation, that they inevitably give when you reject their help or companio-
>"Can I help you, miss?"
"Hwuh-!?"
>your sudden reaction is coupled with feeling your dam groan with stress, barely held back by you tightening your stance and backing up slowly from the shelf you had spaced out next to
"Uh, yeah, I…I came looking for ink, pens, and a couple notebooks. Got those lying around?"
>"Of course, right this way in aisle three."
>after you find and buy the loot, you leave two bits in the sack to save up, hurrying along the street to home
>after today's light exercise, you feel a little firmer around the ankles and upper hind legs
>you're still a chubby filly, but you're slightly less so
Anonymous
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No.164529
164536
Spoilered
>>164528
>you feel a little firmer around the ankles and upper hind legs
Anonymous
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No.164533
>>164509
>>164510
>>164511
>>164515
>>164520
>>164521
>>164525
>>164527
Thanks for reminding me why I love this thread.
Anonymous
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No.164534
164559
>>164388 →
I thought it was a recolor, amazing work!
You guys rock, I'd love a hardcover book with all the best greens
Anonymous
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No.164536
>>164529
Top unf
Anonymous
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No.164559
164618
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>>164534
Um, Anon sweetie, I think you replied to the wrong post. Now come over here, I still need to feed you before bedtime…
Anonymous
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No.164605
>>164528
im enjoying this green a lot, mostly because i want to see filly get better
so i hope you continue
Anonymous
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No.164618
164619
>>164559
>Anon goes in for milkies as Twilight just sighs and levitates her into a highchair
>"We've been over this before, sweetie. I'm not lactating nor am I going to make myself lactate just to satisfy one of your silly fetishes."
>she produces a spoonful of mushed peas and begins moving it around in front of your face
>"Now open wide so the Wonderbolts can come in for a landing."
Really, Twi? You're going to criticize my fetish and then come at me with voreshit?
>it was going to be one of those nights
Anonymous
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No.164619
>>164618
Kek, perfect
Anonymous
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No.164645
164646 164653 164657 164669
>>164528
>after reaching your home base with saddleags full of resources, you strip out of the saddle and stuff the food in the pantry
>leaving the writing tools in your bags, you scurry into the upstairs bathroom, silently cursing that filly bladder you're still not quite accustomed to
>at least nothing happened between the spooking at the supply store and the trip home, or you'd probably have a "minor" panic attack or something
>after relieving yourself, you more-casually traverse the stairs back down so you can offer twiggle the stuff
>when you realize you still have your own notebook, a small smile happens across your face
>yeah…this'll be your first real project


>holding your pen and the larger notebook of the set in your teeth, you splay the rest across your back to offer your foster-parent

>as you enter the library's corridors, it's absolutely stunning, books all refreshed in appearance and shelves polished to perfection
>Twilight is sat at the reception desk of the library, reading over rental and purchase records diligently
>"Oh, hey there Anon! I'm guessing the food is all sorted out too?"
>your parcel is lifted off your back, and the notebook and pen in your mouth are placed on your back by her magic before you lick your lips a little to speak
"Yeah, not too easy with only two hooves and one mouth, but I got them packed away in the pantry. That's your stuff, and I bought this for myself."
>"Great. You could just have asked for the supplies to start writing though!"
"No, no. Like I said, I don't want to be a burden…plus, it's satisfying earning my keep."
>"Oh…well, alright. Just don't work too hard, alright? Regardless of mental state, you're my filly and I want you to grow up healthy."
"I'll be fine. Can't promise to keep from working too hard though. No pain, no gain."
>her expression isn't very approving of that mindset, but she doesn't rebut it, simply humming her disapproval like she's not sure what to say
"Please, trust me. And whatever happens, you don't have to feel responsible for it. I can pay hospital bills if things get really bad somehow. Do you have that calligraphy book on ha - er, hoof?"
>"Oh, of course. I set it aside for you before you got back. Do you want the health books I found as well, or would you prefer to focus on one subject at a time?"
>thinking for a moment, you don't quite know what to choose
>filling your schedule might be too much on your plate…but you aren't going to be a spry little filly forever
>….you hope
>you pull your bits out of the sleeve of your notebook, giving the smallest of smiles to your caretaker
"Here's the leftover bits from shopping, is that enough to cover the renting costs?"
>"Of course, Anon. Thank you."
>she levitates the bits and places them in her pouch, a quill pen darting across her documentation to write out the information required
>"You can use the information as calligraphy and notetaking practice, and your copies can be used as much as you like, as long as I get that health one back by next Monday."
"Well, writing with my mouth isn't that effective, but I'll make sure to take notes."
>"Don't get too immersed in reading though, alright? I want the lights out by 1AM, otherwise you won't get enough sleep for school tomorrow. I don't want you…hitting on Miss Cheerilee again…"
"Stop doting on-" you blurt out, face suddenly flashing from its typical green to a flushed red
>you look away, voice catching in your throat before you mutter a response
"Yes, Twilight…"
>she levitates her books toward you - two somewhat heavy textbooks resting upon your back as you continue speaking
"But just, for the record. That was the cider talking, not sleep deprivation."
>she gasps sharply, suddenly changing gears into a more frustrated attitude
>"You're saying you were drinking, on a school day!? Anon, how many times do I have to remind you that regardless of mental state you've got the liver of a filly? You're not-"
"I know, and after that I haven't drunk a single drop, okay? Just - just give me the books."
>all this complication just because you had to correct the record…
>maybe you should just leave things be next time
>or, maybe Twilight is right and drinking should be off the table entirely
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No.164646
>>164645
I'm on a roll with minor but still noticeable errors lately.
>books already resting on back
>"just give me the books"

Maybe I should start re-reading after my second draft in cases like this.
Anonymous
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No.164653
164672
>>164645
Liking this so far, good work
Anonymous
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No.164657
164672
1504074787601.png
>>164645
Anonymous
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No.164669
164686 164725 164966
>>164645
>you set the books onto the nightstand beside your bed, then crack open the book on health
>Teaching Resources: Equine Biology and Health
>the tome includes lab projects as well as quizzes and comprehension questions
>flipping through the list of chapters, you see a section on magic, one on diet, another for exercise, and an extensive one on growth
>you're not too surprised to see a similar set of traits for pony pubescence compared to human adolescence, but what does surprise you is the extensive description of magical traits
>it seems as though ponies are herbivores mostly by choice; you're not that well versed in this topic but you do know that equine digestion back home prohibited meat entirely
>in Equestria however, it's merely a strong taboo, based on taste and the ethics of eating meat
>while a pizza or burger would make your mouth water normally, you aren't very anxious to give it a taste
>it can wait until you see a griffin restaurant in the far future of your life

>you have some chicken-scratch notes taken on earth pony magicks and basic biology before you hear purple's voice pipe up from the stairs

>"Hey Anon, whenever you're ready, your dinner's ready!"
>dinner? Couldn't be that late, could it?
>you peek at the clock before realizing that it's about 5:30 - you've been at this for an hour
>eh, this is a good stopping point, you think as you close your book and flip the notebook shut
>"I added extra vinegar, just the way you like it!" She proudly proclaims as she sees you at the stairway
"Ooh, thanks. Any red onions or is this salad a more traditional tomato one?"
>"I went all-out. Both green and red onions, lettuce and spinach, bleu cheese and a dash of dressing, and some olive oil for extra flavor."
"All that, for me?"
>"Well, I thought I'd offer some encouragement. I might not be a…master chef, but you did me a favor today. Do you want apple juice or just water?"
"You know what? I'll stick to water tonight."
>as you make that decision, Twi pours a glass of water, pulling a kitchen chair out for you to hop up and relax at the table
>the hefty serving of mixed greenery makes you grin like the filly you are, a hoof taking your fork and digging in
>whenever Twilight cooks, she causes firefighting forces to worry about the lingering smoke around the kitchen window
>but this chilled vegetable salad? Not too bad, not too bad at all
"Thanks again for everything. I know I complained in the bath, but…you're a good caretaker."
>she walks behind your chair, her hoof softly reaching toward your main and running down its somewhat short length
>fuck, pony affection is just the most intense high…
>"Well, you're a good recipient. I can't get in your head perfectly, but I can relate with feeling lost and directionless. Especially before I moved to Ponyville."
"Well…if you ever want to talk about it, I wouldn't mind. You sound like you've got a good head on your shoulders, to have found your calling as the element of Magic."
>"I'd love to talk with you about that."
>You can't help but smile for the duration of your meal after hearing that
Anonymous
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No.164672
>>164657
>>164653
Thanks, been winging it but I've got one part pre-planned that will come soon(TM). But at the moment I'm suffering in this heat wave and kinda just wanna sweat in bed for a bit and clop
Anonymous
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No.164686
164687 164707 164773
>>164669
>you do know that equine digestion back home prohibited meat entirely
Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
Anonymous
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No.164687
164690
>>164686
Wait fr? I didn't know that, I thought that given their flat, plant-grounding teeth and grazing style of feeding, they'd never be able to eat meat. My grandpa's never fed any of his mares meat afaik.
Anonymous
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No.164690
164693
Spoilered
>>164687
>given their flat, plant-grounding teeth
Wrong again.

Sorry, I'm having too much fun with this. But yes, many equines will eat meat to replace any vitamins and minerals that they are lacking…
Anonymous
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No.164693
164771
>>164690
I mean, they have incisors too but, when the hell did they have canines

I am so confused I'll just stop pretending I know anything about anything goodnight and send clean drinking water
Anonymous
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No.164707
>>164686
This, equines are opportunistic omnivores, they will absolutely eat meat if they come across it, they just can't subsist on it because their digestive system can't handle it in large quantities.

They're supposed to lick rocks for certain vitamins and minerals, in the absence of those, they'll eat anything they can get in their mouths, birds usually, dead or alive. I occasionally fed mine fish.
Anonymous
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No.164725
>>164669
>Reaching toward your main
Anonymous
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No.164771
Spoilered
>>164693
It's not just equines, either…
Anonymous
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No.164773
>>164686
Scoots! NOOO!
Anonymous
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No.164795
164802 164804 164805 164811 164812 164813 164817 164909 164916 164919
1523063056747.png
[ 1d20 = 20 ]
Anonymous
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No.164802
1407534303530.png
>>164795
Anonymous
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No.164804
164966
42142141.png
>>164795
Holy shit
Anonymous
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No.164805
1523676671536.png
>>164795
Nani?!
Anonymous
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No.164811
hqdefault.jpg
>>164795
Holy shit
Anonymous
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No.164812
1363113.png
>>164795
Oh fuck
Anonymous
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No.164813
164909
>>164795
Alright, whose ass are you going up then?
not mine.
Anonymous
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No.164817
1491151571789.png
>>164795
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Anonymous
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No.164831
164832 164833 164835 164843 164895 164966 165022
Twilight-WithCocktail.jpg
>>164506

"Well Twilight, I'll give you 3 guesses as to why I want to nuke Austrialia."

Her eyes widen.

>"Tell me she didn't."


"She fucking drugged me. Said she wanted to abandon me in the middle of the wilderness, but then I propositioned her, and when I wake up, she has me tied up and shoves her entire hoof up my ass without any lube. I asked for sex, not to get fucking fisted."

>"That sounds horrible."


"Yeah. It hurt like a son of a bitch. I do not think even horse assholes are meant for that much stretching."

>"They sure as hell aren't. What the hell made her think that was a good idea?"


"Apparently I talk in my sleep. Pretty sure I'm not responsible for anything I say when I'm not conscious."

>"Well, that leaves us with a problem. She's supposed to be on our side, but if she's this kind of pony…"


"Then she gets thrown out of a weather balloon like the commie?"

>"Wasn't she supposed to be a pegasus?"


"Well yeah, but you could tie her up, right?"

>"If I have the ability to tie her up, I have the ability to simply slit her throat. With Fizzle, I tricked her into the balloon and then shoved her off when she wasn't paying attention. Come on Anon, get your head in the game. The only problem is, she's supposed to be an ally, isn't she? Do you think we could get the next pony to show up on our side?"


"Twi… the filly who's showing up next shot up her school."

>"And who would you rather have on your side, a sexual deviant who doesn't respect you, or a cold blooded killer who you don't know yet?"

Anonymous
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No.164832
>>164831
holding out for Saint Elliot Rodgers
[ 1d100 = 69 ]
Anonymous
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No.164833
164834
>>164831
Oh please, school shooters these days aren't cold-blooded killers, just edgy fucks with a screw loose. Have you heard the laughable 'manifestos' of some of those assholes?
[ 1d100 = 1 ]
Anonymous
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No.164834
164836
>>164833
Well, time to kill myself.
Anonymous
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No.164835
>>164831
I guess as long as we leave him be in the woods with his fucking pet manticore and his bootleg vegimite, we should be fine until we actually need him [ 1d100 = 23 ]
Anonymous
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No.164836
164837
>>164834
Why don't you get your school too, while you're at it?
^:)
Anonymous
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No.164837
>>164836
Not a bad idear
Anonymous
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No.164842
164846 164847 164966 165891
Apologies for the wait.
>>164022
"Heh. Guess I need some practice eating, too."
>"Guess so. Alright, bathtime for messy fillies."
>You'll never get over just how helpless you feel when she lifts you up by the scruff of your neck.
"I can w-"
>"Yes, I know."
>You feel something muss your mane, you assume magic as all four of Purple's hooves are currently in the process of serving the 'Anon Express to Bathsdale,' as your mom would put it.
>It's been a long time since you've thought about anyone back on Earth.
>…
>It really doesn't help anything to, anyways.
>For instance, now there's a bit of salty water intermixed with the butter on your cheeks.
>You guess it's better that they're not here though, and now imortalized in your mind.
>You have no idea if the different universes share different passages of time anyways.
>In the time it took for the portal to close behind you, ten generations of humans could've already turned to dust.
>Not like you'd see any of that, you passed out when your legs gave way.
>As you're set down belly-up on the bath mat, Twilight notices your watery eyes.
>"What's wrong?"
"D-do you know any specifics about how this universe fares up against mine?"
>"How so?"
"Specifically time differences."
>"Well, based on what I could capture from the sundials I placed when I opened rifts to it before, it's about two hours ahead of ours where you lived."
"Well, I kinda meant something else…"
>"Oh… I was hoping you wouldn't ask about that."
>Your heart sinks.
>"The transformation process, while not irreversable like you might think would require twice the magical energy I used to initiate it. The strain would likely kill either or both of us."
"And the time ratio?"
>She winces.
>"The event that allowed me to retrieve you was a once in a lifetime chance of alligning timelines. By now, everyone you'd want to go back and see would already be long dead."
"Oh…"
>"Yeah, it's a bit of a bummer. You have me at least though, right?"
>She carefully undoes the tapes, lifting you into the now comfortably full tub.
"I just wanted to say goodbye…"
>"I know… the chance to study you wasn't one I was going to pass up though, and you have taught me quite a lot about transformation magic."
>She takes a hoof and starts rubbing a bit of coat shampoo into your cheeks.
>"Besides, it isn't so bad here, is it?"
>Input action.
Anonymous
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No.164843
164844
>>164831
"Admittedly, a maybe sounds better than a flat no. You know, assuming we can get to her when she shows up before she ends up like the Aussie."
Anonymous
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No.164844
>>164843
Forgot roll. [ 1d100 = 7 ]
Anonymous
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No.164846
164847
>>164842
"I think I've been sent to the hospital more times here than throughout my entire life on Earth, not to mention that I also saw some shit here. Bad may be a bit of an understatement, but at least you're trying to make it better."
[ 1d100 = 18 ]
Anonymous
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No.164847
>>164842
Boosting >>164846
[ 1d100 = 94 ]
Anonymous
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No.164851
164856 164857 164858 164890 164912
Le Smug.png
I'm putting together a team. Just like the old days.
One last job.
You in?
Anonymous
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No.164856
165036
1516313092750.png
>>164851
I left that life behind me for a reason, filly. You know that.
Anonymous
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No.164857
1515376490286.jpg
>>164851
I'm not willing to do anything illegal, but I can supply armor and weapons for a cost.
Anonymous
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No.164858
164952 165036
1507873181281.png
>>164851
i've been waiting a long time to hear that, faggot
Anonymous
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No.164890
165036
1455821853255.png
>>164851
You have my sword.
Anonymous
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No.164895
image.jpeg
>>164831
¿Por queno los dos?
[ 1d100 = 47 ]
Anonymous
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No.164909
1522390887703.png
>>164795
>Finally able to check since posting yesterday
>Actually rolled a 20
WeW

>>164813
I wasnt going to be picky, but since you volunteered…
And not going in the back exit, that s gross, spread the other larger hole for me before purple gets here will ya?
Anonymous
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No.164912
165036
1528577690816.png
>>164851
>One last job
You say that everytime faggot…but fine, box filly reporting for duty
Anonymous
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No.164916
>>164795
Legendary roll.
Anonymous
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No.164919
164951
>>164795
this is my fetish.
Anonymous
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No.164951
>>164919
then draw it faget!
Anonymous
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No.164952
164954
melonmonster.jpg
>>164858
>Someone saved my shitty vector job
I can die happy, now.
Anonymous
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No.164953
164956 164957
1509842280836.png
Why is filly like, the cutest, most cuddly looking faggot ever?
Anonymous
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No.164954
164958
>>164952
>shitty
mate, way better than i ever did
Anonymous
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No.164956
164957
>>164953
Because she's (You), and you're a cute, cuddly faggot.
Faggot.
Anonymous
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No.164957
>>164953
>>164956
This
Anonymous
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No.164958
>>164954
It's the face, mostly. I can't stand how I did the face.
Anonymous
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No.164966
164971
>>164842
You know the old saying a bird in the hand–or hoof, is worth two in a bush.
[ 1d100 = 58 ]

>>164831
Start singing "Pumped up Kicks."
[ 1d100 = 75 ]

>>164669
Nice but the transition from abject depression to steady self-improvement is a little quick. I like this story though.

>>164525
https://youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI?t=611

>>164501
When you try to have a constant emotional rollercoaster that alternates extremely fast, rather than getting peaks and troughs you get a bumpy road.


>>164025
这是什么?

>>164124
>>164286
>>164319
>>164523
>>164804
Precious!
Anonymous
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No.164968
164969
1317368.png
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32774619#p32777777
Filly get on /mlp/
Anonymous
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No.164969
>>164968
Nice.
Anonymous
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No.164971
164979
>>164966
>When you try to have a constant emotional rollercoaster that alternates extremely fast, rather than getting peaks and troughs you get a bumpy road.
oh im not the original writer
i just didnt want such a sickeningly happy ending
Anonymous
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No.164979
165004
1479809511996.png
>>164971
>he doesn't want to have a happy ending with him and his filly sharing joy together
Anonymous
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No.164996
>>164501
oi u cheeky cunt
Anonymous
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No.165004
165116
1504882943460.png
>>164979
no u, it was too happy an ending, you seem to forget >pic
not everything ends in a happy ending
Anonymous
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No.165007
165013
>>163975
>go to equestria
>you're a filly
>but nopony is there
Anonymous
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No.165013
165017
>>165007
I read a green of something like that one time. Would be horrifying to experience.
Anonymous
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No.165017
>>165013
It would be
Anonymous
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No.165022
165024 165029 165161
Twilight-Words.gif
>>164831

"Hmm… give me a minute to consider that."

A tune starts playing in your head, and so without a thought, you sing along with it out loud.

"All the other kids with their pumped up kicks. You better run better run, out run my gun!"

>"You know your shooter pony probably isn't going to actually have a gun on her, right?"


"Yeah, but the point is she knows how to use one. She knows how to kill people, so she'll know how to kill a changeling. I'm also half hoping she's Elliot Rogers."

>"Isn't he dead?"


"Aren't most school shooters dead?"

>"Many, yes. A few are in jail for life though. And since we know neither of us died before coming to Equestria, chances are this one was alive too."


"We could have died in our sleep."

>"I'd rather not consider that possibility."


"What are you, scared of death?"

>"I consider myself sane in that I can say yes to that question. But what's more scary is not going back. And as I see it, you're one part of that ticket back. I'm actually a little worried that if we get rid of Daring, we might lose our one chance at getting out of here. Of course, considering her actions thus far, I'd say it's probably a bad idea to bet anything on her."


"Yeah, I'd rather not associate with her if I can avoid it."

>"So what's the plan now? Kill her before she becomes an enemy? Leave her alone in the woods? Try to reform her somehow? I'm not necessarily against the idea of allying with the shooter instead of her, but we would have to wait several months for her to show up. Who knows what could happen before then?"

Anonymous
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No.165024
>>165022
Pretty sure she just wants to be left alone in the woods, she said as much when we found her. Probably half mad as is. [ 1d100 = 46 ]
Anonymous
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No.165029
165031
>>165022
Go talk to him, we did kinda provoke the fag
[ 1d100 = 74 ]
Anonymous
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No.165031
165032 165033 165034
>>165029
Bring Twilight with us, but warn her not to drink or eat anything the aussie gives her. If we have trouble, Purple can hamstring the fag pretty quickly. [ 1d100 = 15 ]
Anonymous
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No.165032
>>165031
shit
Anonymous
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No.165033
165034
>>165031
boosting this guy, since he's smart. Also, see if we can look into the future to see how much time is between us and the communist uprising.
[ 1d100 = 92 ]
Anonymous
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No.165034
>>165031
>>165033
An addendum to these: have Purple/Diana speak on our behalf. We have the benefit of the Cunt in the Woods not remembering our "incident" with her, but I still wouldn't put much stock in our diplomatic abilities, what with having a dozen or so voices all telling us to do stupid shit at the worst of times. [ 1d100 = 87 ]
Anonymous
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No.165036
165038 165041 165043 165067
ISHYGDDT.png
>>164856
>>164858
>>164890
>>164912
All right team, now that you're assembled, let's get started.
As you all know, Twiggles is taking us all to the Grand Galloping Gala this Saturday.
And thanks to a connection of mine, I know for a FACT that Princess Luna has a VERY extensive hentai collection, and we've been trying to get our hands on some featuring our more… niche fetishes. And with the Gala operating, it'll be relatively unguarded.
But unfortunately, we'll need the babby for my plan to work. Has anyone heard from her?
Anonymous
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No.165038
165041
>>165036
why dontcha check in with anon?
last i heard he's still makin fat stacks as her full time baby sitter
Anonymous
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No.165041
1518933885601.jpg
>>165036
>>165038
Heh. Wonder if that faggot is still smarting after Anon laughed at her for shitting on the floor.

So, Luna's Hentai Collection, huh? That's one helluva big heist you've got planned there…

…Alright…
…One more job, then.
Anonymous
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No.165043
1449158315673.jpg
>>165036
Let's do this
Anonymous
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No.165067
165084 165095 165103
1533920712724.png
>>165036
Babby here. Hurry up it's nappy time in 5
Anonymous
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No.165084
>>165067
Based
Anonymous
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No.165095
>>165067
LMAO
Anonymous
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No.165103
>>165067
kek
Anonymous
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No.165115
165118 165120 165179
New Bread!
>>165114 →
>>165114 →
>>165114 →
Anonymous
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No.165116
>>165004
>not everything ends in a happy ending
not everything ends in a sad ending either, and that green was just fine with the happy ending it had
Anonymous
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No.165118
165120 165122
>>165115
Uh, this thread's only at 415 replies, we've got a good 300 more in this one.
Anonymous
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No.165119
165124 165175 165230
AlicornFillyAnon.png
>Day booze in Equestria
>The interesting thing about brewing something on the sly is finding somewhere to keep it.
>Not just keep it, but keep someone from finding it.
>"So, I understand the maid staff found another bucket of grape juice that had gone bad in your closet."
>Celestia sips at her tea, amusement in her eyes.
"Oh come on! I even clearly labelled this one not to be touched!"
>My hooves crossed as I frowned at the salad in front of me.
>Fucking salad didn't even have any eggs. Or cheese. Or bacon.
>It's like these ponies just don't know what a good salad is like.
>I felt something soft pat atop my head.
>Sliding my gaze over, I saw Celestia giving a tender smile as she patted with her wing, even if there was an undertone of amusement to it.
>"There there, my dearest little pony. I'm sure you'll find a way eventually."
>I gave Celestia a flat look.
"And yet, I doubt you'll do anything to actually prevent the maids from throwing my efforts out."
>"Consider it practice for eventual political talks, Emerald. Getting away with things in treaties without getting caught is a useful skill."
>My eyes narrowed.
"It's Anonymous."
>I felt myself magicked over and wrapped up in the princess's hooves.
>"Not anymore, my Emerald Dawn. The human known as Anonymous disappeared as mysteriously as he arrived. Truly he will be missed."
"That's kinda fucked up, Sunbutt."
>I felt a weight atop my head, accompanied with a melodious giggle.
>The rest of lunch was filled with me being fed and cuddled, much to my frustration and objections.
>And so, my mind settled to planning.

>It had been two days.

>The shadows grew longer as Celestia lowered the sun.
>Outside one of the windows of the castle, a small bottle was lowered down on some string, then secured to one of the supports of the railing on the balcony.
>I was somewhat proud of having tied the knots using only my mouth and a pair of hooves.
"They'll never find it out there…"
>With a nod, I turned to make my escape.
>My daring escape of less than 20 feet, back into the pink hell of my room.
>God I wish they'd let me change the decor.
>Mission accomplished, I flopped onto the bed.
>Apparently, just in the nick of time, as the telltale twinkling sound of magic preceded the door opening.
>Celestia just strolled right on in like she owned the place.
>Well… I guess technically she did.
>"Good evening, Emerald! Already getting ready for bed, I see."
"Geez, you solar spastic. Haven't you ever heard of knocking?"
>A melodious laugh was my only reply as she made her way to my bedside.
>"I finished my duties for the day, and decided to see what you were up to. Perhaps a nice bedtime story would help you get to sleep?"
>She looked so happy as she popped two books that, judging by the covers, were well below my reading level.
>I affixed her with a flat stare, yet her cheerful smile persisted.
"If I wanted a bedtime story, I'd read it myself. …and I seriously doubt those would keep my interest. Why don't you go pester Twilight about it? She seems like she would enjoy that kind of thing."
>"You would think so, but we stopped such things after she wrote a twenty page report pointing out the flaws in The Pony and the Pauper."
>The happiness dimmed for a moment around the princess, books dipping slightly lower in her magic.
>…
>Shit.
>With a long sigh and kicking myself a bit, I sat up a little.
"Look. This is a bit short notice is all."
>I heard some kind of thump in the direction of the balcony, but I was on a roll.
"Maybe, I dunno… we could set up some time for something like this later. With better reading material, maybe? They're a bit below my age range."
>Fucking sap.
>The princess smiled a bit, nodding lightly.
>She took a breath, then looked slightly puzzled as the thumping took on a more frantic pace.
>"What in Equestria is going on out there?"
"Fuck if I know."
>Celestia's chiding on my language was drowned out by a high pitched "EEEEEE! EEEEEE!" amidst the struggling.
>Just as puzzled, I climbed out of bed and walked toward the door alongside the princess.
>As she opened the doors, it revealed a dark grey pony with leathery wings and dark blue armor.
>It was currently tangled up in impressively strong string against the railing and smelled heavily of fruit and a bit of yeast.
"GOD DAMN IT!"
>I had been so certain.
>But I hadn't factored in the fucking stupidity of some ponies in my plans.
>The bat pony paused in its struggles before Celestia helped free him so he could rush back to his guard post.
>She gave a sympathetic pat on my head with a wing before turning to leave.
>"Better luck next time. Goodnight, Anonymous. Pleasant dreams."
Anonymous
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No.165120
165135
>>165115
>>165118
Well, fuck. Now I don't know if I should repost in the other thread or just leave it.
Anonymous
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No.165122
165127
>>165118
Is addressed in op
Anonymous
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No.165124
>>165119
Poor filly. She just wants a drink.
Anonymous
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No.165125
165126
>>164109
Devise a plan to meet up with Aryanne.
Anonymous
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No.165126
>>165125
Mentally, that is. Ask her if we can snuggle.
[ 1d100 = 82 ]
Anonymous
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No.165127
165128
>>165122
Is it completely necessary though? No reason we can't use this thread to celebrate.
Anonymous
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No.165128
>>165127
Stop being rood. Filly is three today, she gets own thread for that much.
Anonymous
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No.165135
>>165120
I'd repost it
Anonymous
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No.165157
165158 165223 165267
I'm not posting in the new thread until this one has hit 800 posts. And you cunts better not spam posts here to bring it up.
Anonymous
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No.165158
165163
>>165157
Shit. That's what I was concerned about.
Don't want to have people split between two threads.
Anonymous
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No.165161
165179 165180 165354
>>165022

"When you put it that way, I think a little bit of diplomacy might be a better idea than killing her. And I mean, I guess she doesn't really remember what she did in the other timeline anyways."

>"Well that's very mature of you."


"I'm still a bit scared of dealing with her again though. Do you think you could come with me, and maybe do all of the talking?"

>"That would probably be for the better. So do you want to head off now, or…?"


"Twilight. Do you remember me saying earlier about not wanting to live in a world where I can't just forget to do my homework? I feel like I need SOME kind of validation that I have some free will in this world, and being able to continue onto the next day after playing hookie would be a good sign."

>"Anon, you know you're not really playing hookie. You're 'taking a mental health day.' And what better way to improve upon your mental health than by taking a walk in the woods with a friend?"


"And where does one learn to tell bullshit like that?"

>"What bullshit? You really did try to kill yourself, did you not? Would it not be completely irresponsible to send you to school in your current mental state? Would it not be equally irresponsible to allow you into a forest with extremely dangerous creatures unaccompanied? And if you really must know, remember that I watch North Korean state-run media for a living and have to sift through all of their garbage."


"Listening to commie propaganda all day sounds gross as hell."

>"It is, now get ready to go."

Anonymous
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No.165163
165164 165179
I'm gonna continue on with that post a little bit later, so input is not entirely necessary.

>>165158

Maybe you shouldn't post new threads when they're not needed.
Anonymous
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No.165164
>>165163
I didn't post the thread…
Anonymous
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No.165167
We should do a big anniversary thing here instead of a new thread. This is just going to cause issues.
Anonymous
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No.165175
>>165119
>hiding things in treaties is a useful skill to have
Its also the easiest fucking thing ever, all you do is make the line you sign on Microprint of whatever terms you want to get away with
That or get them to sign it at gunpoint
Anonymous
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No.165179
>>165115
>Barely past half thread life
>Creates a new one
Could ve just announced in the thread tbh

>>165161
>>165163
No inputs? Oh yea? Then do a flip fag (if 75 +)
[ 1d100 = 30 ]
Anonymous
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No.165180
>>165161
if roll is even, whistle on the walk out. if odd, hum.
[ 1d100 = 5 ]
Anonymous
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No.165223
165225
1509910766229.png
>>165157
>I'm not posting in the new thread until this one has hit 800 posts. And you cunts better not spam posts here to bring it up.
wow, thats pretty petty
well im going to the new thread, enjoy this or whatever
Anonymous
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No.165225
165226 165261
1526799982780.png
>>165223
>Abandoning the thread just because a fag made another
The other thread will probably be there when this gets to the agreed bump limit, much better get this one to said limit than just move over
This is also pretty much like making a new thread on mulp while the older has 250 posts only, its idiotic to follow that
Again, mlpol is slow enough that it will probably be there later, and even if not fuck that, im staying
Anonymous
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No.165226
>>165225
Same. Don't need a new thread to celebrate, and the next thread could have been themed on the anniversary even if it's not the exact day. No need to make things complicated.
Anonymous
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No.165230
>>165119
Great as always, thanks!
Anonymous
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No.165233
165262
3rd Anniversary.png
Happy Third Anniversary, everyone!
Anonymous
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No.165242
165243 165249
1474746408867.png
So I guess this is the new Filly Civil War now. Grab your moist nuggets, pick a side, and meet up at the airport for the trailer shot.
Anonymous
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No.165243
165249
1501361237856.png
>>165242
I don't want this
Anonymous
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No.165246
sweatingfilly.png
>the same amount of new posts in both threads since I last checked
Anonymous
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No.165249
sadfilly.png
>>165242
>>165243
I also don't want this
Anonymous
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No.165261
165339
>>165225
This right here. The other thread ain't going anywhere. Stick to one thread at a time. We don't want to be the jerks who keep spamming threads on a slow board.
Anonymous
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No.165262
1529739757112.jpeg
>>165233
Happy Birthday Anonfilly
Anonymous
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No.165267
bantsupremacy.jpg
>>165157
>barbiefags, this is your mindset
The barbiefag golem consumes itself.
Anonymous
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No.165339
>>165261
This, tbh, that fag should have consulted the rest of us before just up and making a new thread.
Anonymous
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No.165348
165351
Filly got some weird fetishes
Anonymous
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No.165351
Spoilered
>>165348
Y-yeah
Anonymous
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No.165354
165356 165357 165358 165609 165659 165673
AnonFilly-MothFilly.png
>>165161

Aside from a couple of lunches, which you pack to make sure that neither you nor Twilight have to partake in any of Daring's potentially poisoned provisions, you don't take much for your trip into the forest. From your point of view, it's only been a few days since you visited her, and you're pretty sure you know the path. Moreover, you have Twilight coming with you to be able to re-cast the spell as needed, thus preventing any unnecessary crash landings -- or falling into rabbit snares.

After only a few minutes, you head out the door together, humming the tune to Pumped up Kicks, and fly off towards the forest with a more improved flight spell on your backs. Twilight explains that she took your advice on taking more time to perfect the spell, and while she's only had a few hours extra to perfect it, she's a lot more confident about it. She is, however, not sure whether the better quality is because she researched it while properly sober, or because she cast it while sobered up. She suggests that she may need to try performing more spell research while hungover to see what the results would be; not that she's looking forward to the experience.

Along the way, you try to focus a little on your future sight to see if you can learn more about Fizzlepop's plans. It's hard for you to tell, partially because you have to keep focusing on your flying, but you do manage to catch that it's Autumn during the invasion, while it is still Winter in Equestria. This should give you at least half a year to make preparations, assuming Fizzlepop's plans aren't already being put into place.

You land right in front of Daring's house and knock on the door, this time still bearing wings. She takes a while to answer the door, to a point where you almost thought she wasn't home. When she opens the door, she is carrying a crossbow in her hooves.

>"Right, who are you cunts and what are you doing at my house? It's a bit late to be trick or treating, don't you think?"

Anonymous
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No.165356
>>165354
"Relax, cunt; we're just here to talk."
[ 1d100 = 34 ]
Anonymous
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No.165357
165653
>>165354
"Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well-fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer-generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people were said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world – Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold-blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not accept this.Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist."

[ 1d100 = 26 ]
Anonymous
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No.165358
165359
>>165354
>trick or treating
Reuben, your Sepponess is showing
Anyway..
"We're here to install the NBN" [ 1d100 = 75 ]
Anonymous
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No.165359
165363
>>165358
He's technically not wrong, there are faggots who do trick or treating down here.
Anonymous
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No.165363
>>165359
Maybe in fuckin melbourne
Anonymous
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No.165373
165374 165376
Happy 3rd (technically late) birthday filly.

May all of you become the filly one day.
Anonymous
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No.165374
165376
>>165373
Missed ya faggot.
This is the correct thread though:
>>165114 →
Anonymous
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No.165376
165377 165379 165384 165386 165429
>>165373

Don't listen to >>165374 you're in the correct thread, they just jumped the gun and made a new thread before this one was through.
Anonymous
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No.165377
165381 165386 165429
>>165376
Because it's the fucking anniversary of the thread, that deserves its own thread regardless of post amount retard
Anonymous
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No.165379
58906215321.jpg
>>165376
Look at this fucking faggot, I'll bet he isn't even a real filly
Anonymous
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No.165381
165382 165429
>>165377
But why though, what stops us from celebrating in this thread? What celebrations even take place to begin with? A handful of posts about it being the anniversary then posting as normal? Doesn't really warrant a new thread, to be honest.
Anonymous
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No.165382
165383 165429
>>165381
It's people like you that are making this thread lose what made it special.
Anonymous
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No.165383
165387 165429
>>165382
>We must have a titled anniversary thread or we won't be special anymore! All the content will disappear and we'll die!
The contentfags make the threads special, not a fucking thread subject heading.
Anonymous
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No.165384
>>165376
of course the aussie is the one being the massive faggot
Anonymous
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No.165386
>>165377
>>165376
Can you two just fucking kiss already.
Anonymous
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No.165387
165388 165429
>>165383
Yeah, and the one contentfag you always suck the cock of is shit.
Anonymous
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No.165388
165392 165429 165573
>>165387
>Uh, uhh, well you're a faggot for X
Thanks for demolishing your own argument. Lone is perfectly okay writefag, by the way.
Anonymous
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No.165392
165393 165429 165573
>>165388
But nowhere near as good as the mighty reuben, praise be unto the tip of his autistic cock
Anonymous
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No.165393
165429
>>165392
Don't you think you're letting this get a little bit personal? Did some other australian get under your skin in the past? Go take a break, you're getting balls to the wall pissed off over something that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.
Anonymous
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No.165429
arguingfillies.png
>>165376
>>165377
>>165381
>>165382
>>165383
>>165387
>>165388
>>165392
>>165393
Holy shit you two, just go ahead fucking kiss already!
Anonymous
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No.165496
165509
jojo dove 3.png

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No.165509
dxvdfvb.png
>>165496
Anonymous
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No.165573
165645
>>165388
>>165392
Shit like this is part of why I prefer to remain anonymous when posting my scribblings.
Sure, it makes it difficult to get the metaphorical headpats of folks saying they like my work (the known fuel of content fags), but it also avoids most dick waving contests.
Anonymous
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No.165609
165725
>>165354
"You're a guy from Australia and we're a couple 'a Burgers here to discuss the fact that none of us are actually ponies and none of us are from whatever horse-related pun name they've come up for this messed up planet." [ 1d100 = 92 ]
Anonymous
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No.165645
>>165573
This. I don't like dick-waving. I'd rather just be anonymous when making stuff like this.
Anonymous
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No.165653
>>165357
Boosting this, if it's not too late… [ 1d100 = 83 ]
Anonymous
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No.165659
>>165354
Can we just let twilight do the talking?
[ 1d100 = 22 ]
Anonymous
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No.165661
165663
Looks like Lone took a side too
>>165395 →
Anonymous
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No.165663
165666
1529392548366.png
>>165661
Good for him, im staying
Seriously not to shit on the thread more than yall alreadly did, but yall are tapping the fag(OP) on the back for a shit behaviour
Yes, it was the b-day, but could just as well have been celebrated on this thread and then have a nod to it on the new op

>image is literally me about all this

F any decency and culture this thread ever had, we literally nu-filly now

If you want to turn around and go to the new thread then do it, no one is stopping you, but dont expect people to follow you because you keep shilling it
Anonymous
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No.165666
165667
>>165663
I wasn't shilling, just pointing it out.
Anonymous
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No.165667
>>165666
Thanks for telling us the difference, satan.
Anonymous
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No.165669
165674
cop filly.png
Jeez, this sure is causing quite a bit of agitation
Do we need to get a mod here to settle this or something?
Anonymous
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No.165671
PBF020-Skub.gif
>Filly thread right now
Anonymous
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No.165673
165675 165677 165678 165690 165691 165705 165714 165725 165898
DaringDo-FillyNoHat.png
>>165354

"Look, I know this may come as hard to believe, but Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they co-"

Twilight shoves a hoof over your mouth before you can finish your spiel.

>"Let's cut the crap. You're from Earth, right? Australia, I'm guessing?"


Daring rolls her eyes and responds with as much sarcasm as she can muster.

>"No, I'm a fucking Kiwi. What do you think?"


>"I think New Zealanders are usually a bit nicer, and you're not living out here in the middle of a dangerous forest full of timberwolves and cockatrices for your own protection, now are you?"


She lowers her crossbow.

>"What are you on?"


>"Did you ever do anything bad back on Earth? Anything that you really regret?"


Daring raises an eye and clutches onto her weapon tighter.

>"If you're here to take me back, I'm not going. I served my time, let me live in peace."


>"So you ARE a criminal. Well, good to know that the fate of this world rests in the hooves of a criminal, a teenager, a street musician, a college dropout, an old lady, and me. What are we, the breakfast club?"


>"Fate of this world?"


. . .

The world around you disappears and you find yourself in another pony's body. It doesn't take long to tell from your red hooves that this is Fizzlepop. It is the middle of the night, and she is sneaking her way through the castle halls. She approaches Celestia's bedchambers and opens the door. Immediately, a magical alarm is triggered, echoing throughout the entire castle. Though the princess wakes up, she is not able to react in time before Fizzlepop tosses a magical orb at her, instantly turning her to stone. She then descends out the window using a grappling hook and runs off into the freshly fallen snow.

. . .

You are now the filly again. What do you do?
Anonymous
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No.165674
1476304137342.jpg
>>165669
Mods are kill. It's free for all shitposting here on out.
Anonymous
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No.165675
>>165673
discreetly try to grab Twi's attention, drag her out of earshot when we get it, and proceed to calmly inform her of our new revelation. feel free to leave out "discretely" and "calmly".
[ 1d100 = 48 ]
Anonymous
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No.165677
>>165673
Say nothing, we can use the assassination of sunbutt to our advantage to allow Equestria to fly the Iron Alicorn [ 1d100 = 26 ]
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No.165678
165681 165690 165691 165705
Rolled 88
>>165673
Rush to Canterlot so we can steal the new Celestia statue and do lewd things to it.
Anonymous
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No.165681
165684
>>165678
Fucking meme ro- wait its email
Roll for email rolls dont count [ 1d100 = 33 ]
Anonymous
## Moderator
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No.165682
165683 165689
940110__safe_solo_princess….png
I have locked thread >>165114 → until this thread hits bump limit. Once this one hits bump limit please ping me and I will unlock+cycle the other thread.
Anonymous
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No.165683
165685 165686
I mek POst.jpg
>>165682
I want /mlpol/ mods to pee in my mouth
Anonymous
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No.165684
165688
>>165681
I never learned how to do the non-email rolls.
Anonymous
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No.165685
bap.png
>>165683
mods are not for the fillypee meme
Anonymous
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No.165686
165687
benisDD.jpg
>>165683
it is going to be a HARD pass from me.
Anonymous
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No.165687
Washing Machine.gif
>>165686
Not the only thing that's hard right now~
Anonymous
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No.165688